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Meanwhile on Con Man

Abandon ship.

To the escape pods!

Well there's only one left, and as captain, I should take it.

Fuck you!

PJ Haars is broadcasting the lost episode

-and it's online. -It wasn't lost, it was stolen.

The whole cast is coming over.

Stutter's already here! He keeps sharpening the kitchen knives. Come over!

PJ Haars is getting his closure, I'm gonna get mine.

Approaching Strom. Four minutes to our first shallow skip.

Captain, how are we even considering this?

Here.

We need that storm for cover, get that kid out quiet.

We don't have time for a fight. This all looks intact.

Cash, are you sure the surge originated from here?

No, because the only person who understands this Goddamn ship

You're looking in the wrong place.

Bree.

-Bree? -How are you even up?

Are you okay?

Bree?

You have to hurry.

Head to the engine room. Sub level 3.

-Meet us there. -Got it.

What the hell is that thing?

It's okay. No one followed us.

This cave can keep us safe from the storm.

The storm is what is keeping us safe. For now.

What is wrong? Is danger approaching?

It's already here.

Almost there, it's just up ahead.

You said that two up aheads ago.

You know what happens to us if we don't find this girl.

The Scion?

She seems valuable to everyone.

She's powerful. Maybe even dangerous.

-Maybe both. -Yes.

Yes, this is hm.

-Maybe… -The back of it, that…

Okay. Uh.

Ah. Looks like something's attached to the main feed.

Doc you gotta see this. Remove it carefully.

-10 seconds to skip. -There. See it? You see it?

-8, 7… -You have to remove it

-very carefully. -6, 5, 4…

Carefully huh?

-To hell with it. -3, 2,

Raaker!

-5, 4, 3, -Oooh…

2, 1!

Oh that really hurt.

3, 2,

This is a terrible shock to my hand.

1…

No good. No good.

2, 1, 0… Negative 1,

Are those shadow puppets?

-Oh I love rabbits! -Shadow puppets.

Jack!

Oh, sorry, we just have to pause for just a second.

-Hey everybody! -Hey!

Hi!

-Hey! Where are you? -We're in your house.

I am so sorry, this meeting is gonna be so fast.

It's okay, it's rude.

What do you think of the last episode?

Dutch television has lower standards than we do.

My skin looked amazing.

You were 10 years old.

I bet the Dutch Chu Hua wouldn't be able to

fit into her original costume in 10 years.

Yeah she'll probably have to resize it.

A lot.

Are you driving and FaceTiming?

I do that. Haha.

You shouldn't. It's dangerous and it's illegal.

-That law's unconstitutional. -No, it's not. Guys everyone in

Hollywood is talking about Spectrum.

Spectrum the movie!

I haven't done a movie in forever.

My kids are my career now so…

I'll do the movie under one condition.

No crowdfunding.

Socialist Capitalism.

It's like a sheep fucking a farmer.

Okay guys, I have a proposition.

What if I were to get the rights

Oh shit, I'm getting pulled over.

No no no finish what you were saying!

Punch it! You can outrun them!

Legally, you have to inform them that you're armed.

Legally.

-I'm not armed. -Good luck hippy.

Hello there, officer.

Sir you need to put the phone down now!

Holy shit. You're Jack Moore.

That's right.

Son of a bitch, I almost shot you.

-What? -Yeah.

Ah, I'm dealing with it. Listen, I'm a big fan of your

movies but I gotta tell you, I am a much bigger fan of

Spectrum.

-Awww -You don't say?

Seriously, yeah.

Well actually why don't you um, why don't you take a look

-at this right here. -What is that?

Oh shit what is that like a reunion?

Hahaha Hi!

Stutter! Hey, look, Glock 21 man!

Oh my God Brenda, no way!

-Hey! -Dawn, wow!

-Hey officer Rickets! -Tiff! Wow we haven't seen you

in a while. Good for you!

When do you get the ankle bracelet off?

Oh, um, this one comes off in 2 months, and this one 6, hah.

And, oh this one should have already come off,

but when I'm wearing it I get amazing cell reception.

Good for y- Heeey Wray Nerely best pilot ever!

Wray's here?

-Wray you're here! Yay. -Is this part of the episode?

-Wray? -Wray.

I knew you'd make it buddy! You've been avoiding me.

Captain, I don't mean to impose

but can I get a photograph with you?

-I thought you'd never ask. -Yeah!

Wray, we're gonna make a movie!

-Oooh goo- A Spectrum movie? -Yeah!

-Wray, when did you get here? -Hey kid.

Oh, whoa, you okay?

Ugh, I think I made my smoothie too strong this morning.

Alright hun let's get you some water.

Come here, come here. Ok.

-Hey you. -Oh hey.

-Hehe -So, I guess that's a yes…

-What, what's… -My message…

You know what, I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet.

I can still tell when you're lying.

I haven't listened to it yet.

Did you just say something to her?

Her? Faith, have you met Faith? This is Jack's new assistant.

Yep, you showed me pictures of your kids.

Because I have twins now. I, uh, I'm married.

-Yup. -Married

Um…Why is Jack up there, with a cop?

I need backup! I need backup! I need backup!

Oh man!

-Cover me! Cover me! -And not here?

He got a meeting for that David O. Russell movie. "But, John".

Butt John? What like, like a, like a toilet?

It was a play first, "But What About John?"

They shortened it for the film. 'But' comma, 'John'.

'But, John.'

Mhm. What is happening?

-Sounds like a bizarre sex act. -Yeah.

Faith, get it started again. I'll be right there.

-Hah! Oh Jack is back! -Wray,

I'm glad you made it man. I knew you would.

-Spectrum movie! -Okay buddy.

-Spectrum movie. -Where's Stutter?

He was right there.

Oh. There's a note here for "Pussy".

Mm, it's for me.

I think it might be for me…

Pussy.

Expect it when you least expect to see me unexpectedly

because…

I think he ran out of letters from the magazine.

I think he's still upset you outed him in that interview.

I thought everybody knew. It's so obvious, his hand

gestures, the way he dresses.

I didn't know.

Who cares? Let's just start it.

Alright… Here we go.

I'm gonna skip past the shadow puppet theater here.

Goodbye bunnies.

Do not underestimate the source!

Oh my God… Spoiler alert!

Sorry!

I didn't mean to jump ahead that far, just give me a sec…

Jack was over-acting. Just kidding!

I looked hot.

Where's Wray?

Ow! Ah, help. Help! Stutter!

Get off! Get off!

Ow ah, you furry…