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Meanwhile on Con Man
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Abandon ship.
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To the escape pods!
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Well there's only one left, and
as captain, I should take it.
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Fuck you!
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PJ Haars is broadcasting
the lost episode
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-and it's online.
-It wasn't lost, it was stolen.
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The whole cast is coming over.
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Stutter's already here! He keeps
sharpening the kitchen knives.
Come over!
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PJ Haars is getting his closure,
I'm gonna get mine.
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Approaching Strom. Four minutes
to our first shallow skip.
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Captain, how are we even
considering this?
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Here.
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We need that storm for cover,
get that kid out quiet.
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We don't have time for a fight.
This all looks intact.
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Cash, are you sure
the surge originated from here?
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No, because the only person who
understands this Goddamn ship
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You're looking in the wrong place.
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Bree.
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-Bree?
-How are you even up?
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Are you okay?
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Bree?
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You have to hurry.
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Head to the engine room.
Sub level 3.
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-Meet us there.
-Got it.
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What the hell is that thing?
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It's okay. No one followed us.
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This cave can keep us safe
from the storm.
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The storm is what is
keeping us safe. For now.
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What is wrong?
Is danger approaching?
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It's already here.
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Almost there, it's just up ahead.
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You said that two up aheads ago.
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You know what happens to us
if we don't find this girl.
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The Scion?
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She seems valuable to everyone.
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She's powerful.
Maybe even dangerous.
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-Maybe both.
-Yes.
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Yes, this is hm.
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-Maybe…
-The back of it, that…
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Okay. Uh.
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Ah. Looks like something's
attached to the main feed.
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Doc you gotta see this.
Remove it carefully.
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-10 seconds to skip.
-There. See it? You see it?
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-8, 7…
-You have to remove it
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-very carefully.
-6, 5, 4…
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Carefully huh?
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-To hell with it.
-3, 2,
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Raaker!
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-5, 4, 3,
-Oooh…
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2, 1!
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Oh that really hurt.
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3, 2,
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This is a terrible shock
to my hand.
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1…
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No good. No good.
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2, 1, 0…
Negative 1,
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Are those shadow puppets?
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-Oh I love rabbits!
-Shadow puppets.
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Jack!
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Oh, sorry, we just have
to pause for just a second.
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-Hey everybody!
-Hey!
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Hi!
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-Hey! Where are you?
-We're in your house.
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I am so sorry, this meeting
is gonna be so fast.
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It's okay, it's rude.
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What do you think of
the last episode?
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Dutch television has lower
standards than we do.
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My skin looked amazing.
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You were 10 years old.
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I bet the Dutch Chu Hua
wouldn't be able to
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fit into her original
costume in 10 years.
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Yeah she'll probably
have to resize it.
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A lot.
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Are you driving and FaceTiming?
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I do that. Haha.
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You shouldn't. It's
dangerous and it's illegal.
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-That law's unconstitutional.
-No, it's not. Guys everyone in
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Hollywood is talking
about Spectrum.
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Spectrum the movie!
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I haven't done a movie in forever.
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My kids are my career now so…
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I'll do the movie
under one condition.
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No crowdfunding.
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Socialist Capitalism.
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It's like a sheep fucking a farmer.
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Okay guys, I have a proposition.
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What if I were to get the rights
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Oh shit, I'm getting pulled over.
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No no no finish what
you were saying!
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Punch it!
You can outrun them!
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Legally, you have to inform
them that you're armed.
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Legally.
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-I'm not armed.
-Good luck hippy.
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Hello there, officer.
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Sir you need to put the
phone down now!
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Holy shit.
You're Jack Moore.
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That's right.
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Son of a bitch,
I almost shot you.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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Ah, I'm dealing with it.
Listen, I'm a big fan of your
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movies but I gotta tell you,
I am a much bigger fan of
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Spectrum.
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-Awww
-You don't say?
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Seriously, yeah.
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Well actually why don't you um,
why don't you take a look
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-at this right here.
-What is that?
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Oh shit what is that
like a reunion?
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Hahaha Hi!
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Stutter!
Hey, look, Glock 21 man!
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Oh my God Brenda, no way!
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-Hey!
-Dawn, wow!
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-Hey officer Rickets!
-Tiff! Wow we haven't seen you
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in a while.
Good for you!
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When do you get the
ankle bracelet off?
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Oh, um, this one comes off in
2 months, and this one 6, hah.
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And, oh this one should have
already come off,
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but when I'm wearing it I get
amazing cell reception.
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Good for y- Heeey
Wray Nerely best pilot ever!
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Wray's here?
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-Wray you're here! Yay.
-Is this part of the episode?
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-Wray?
-Wray.
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I knew you'd make it buddy!
You've been avoiding me.
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Captain, I don't mean to impose
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but can I get a
photograph with you?
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-I thought you'd never ask.
-Yeah!
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Wray, we're gonna make a movie!
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-Oooh goo- A Spectrum movie?
-Yeah!
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-Wray, when did you get here?
-Hey kid.
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Oh, whoa, you okay?
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Ugh, I think I made my smoothie
too strong this morning.
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Alright hun let's get
you some water.
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Come here, come here. Ok.
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-Hey you.
-Oh hey.
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-Hehe
-So, I guess that's a yes…
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-What, what's…
-My message…
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You know what, I haven't had a
chance to listen to it yet.
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I can still tell when you're lying.
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I haven't listened to it yet.
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Did you just say something to her?
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Her? Faith, have you met Faith?
This is Jack's new assistant.
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Yep, you showed me
pictures of your kids.
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Because I have twins now.
I, uh, I'm married.
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-Yup.
-Married
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Um…Why is Jack up there,
with a cop?
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I need backup! I need backup!
I need backup!
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Oh man!
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-Cover me! Cover me!
-And not here?
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He got a meeting for that David
O. Russell movie. "But, John".
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Butt John? What like,
like a, like a toilet?
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It was a play first,
"But What About John?"
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They shortened it for the film.
'But' comma, 'John'.
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'But, John.'
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Mhm. What is happening?
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-Sounds like a bizarre sex act.
-Yeah.
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Faith, get it started
again. I'll be right there.
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-Hah! Oh Jack is back!
-Wray,
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I'm glad you made it man.
I knew you would.
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-Spectrum movie!
-Okay buddy.
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-Spectrum movie.
-Where's Stutter?
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He was right there.
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Oh. There's a note here for
"Pussy".
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Mm, it's for me.
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I think it might be for me…
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Pussy.
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Expect it when you least expect
to see me unexpectedly
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because…
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I think he ran out of letters
from the magazine.
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I think he's still upset you
outed him in that interview.
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I thought everybody knew.
It's so obvious, his hand
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gestures, the way he dresses.
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I didn't know.
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Who cares? Let's just start it.
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Alright… Here we go.
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I'm gonna skip past the
shadow puppet theater here.
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Goodbye bunnies.
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Do not underestimate the source!
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Oh my God… Spoiler alert!
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Sorry!
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I didn't mean to jump ahead that
far, just give me a sec…
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Jack was over-acting.
Just kidding!
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I looked hot.
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Where's Wray?
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Ow! Ah, help. Help! Stutter!
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Get off! Get off!
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Ow ah, you furry…
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