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No, it's too damaged.
Find a workaround.
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No, we'll have to drop the shields.
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We don't have shields.
We don't have shields?
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I'm so cold. Why am I so cold?
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I'm naked! What the hell
is wrong with my dick? It's all
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blurry. No, wait, no no
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no no no no no!
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-Brenda!
-I'm Doctor Chu Hua.
Astro-biologist
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On the spaceship Spectrum. Duh.
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Jack's not even that good. I
should have been the
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famous one.
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-You look great.
-Hawaiian shirt? Come on.
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Wray. You're
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-wasting time.
-No. Wait. Wait!
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Hey Stutter. God are you still mad
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-about the-
-You outed me. Our secret's out.
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-Yeah.
-Everybody knows
the real me. You're dead.
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I honestly thought everybody knew.
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You're already dying.
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What? I'm getting old.
God I'm getting old.
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Making too many mistakes.
Just too many mistakes.
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Regret.
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Oh God!
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She's cracking up.
You're way too damaged.
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-No, no!
-Wray?
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Oh look at you.
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I'm releasing a sequel
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to my sex tape.
Will you come to the premiere?
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Why? What happened?
You're just a little girl. Oh.
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-These should have been our babies.
-Dawn.
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Those aren't babies.
Those are dolls! Ah!
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-You want it as much as I do.
-No I don't.
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Sex is always better with crazy.
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Yes it is!
And you're crazy!
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No.
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Yes.
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No!
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Yes!
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-Wray?
-Yes?
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-You're the crazy one.
-I'm not the one who's crazy!
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You're the one who's crazy!
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Abandon ship.
To the escape pods!
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Well, there's only one
left and as captain,
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I should take it. Only the
captain goes on.
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Fuck you!
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Hey, you can't use the F-word on
network television!
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Come on.
I'm hangin' up. Goodbye.
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-Goodbye.
-Self destruct in 6, 5,
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4, -3,
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2, 1!
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Jack I'm, I'm, wait I'm here.
I'm, I'm here I'm here I'm here.
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Come over! I have the
whole episode from
the Dutch broadcast.
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13 messages.
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Episode of what?
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Spectrum.
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Ah! Bobbie! Bobbie what are
you doing in my room?
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I just want to see the look on
your face when I give you
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-good news.
-How did you get in here?
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What good news?
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PJ Haars, you know,
the creator of Spectrum.
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-Yea I know who he is.
-Well, he has just released the
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lost episode on Dutch television.
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What?
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Well that's a terrible face.
Give me a better one, huh?
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PJ Haars is broadcasting
the lost episode
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and it's online…
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It wasn't lost,
it was stolen. Dammit.
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Did I leave the front door
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-unlocked?
-Well those
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are terrible faces.
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Why don't you try smiling?
It's the lost episode!
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We only shot two days
on that episode.
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We were cancelled.
PJ Haars lost it.
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He stole the footage.
What, is the episode online
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only five minutes long?
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No I think it was a full episode,
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but every time they
post it on a site it crashes.
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I thought you'd have a
copy. I brought over my
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projector and your
landlord has a screen.
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-Dale let you in.
-No, I broke your bathroom
window with your
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lawn chair. I also broke
your lawn chair.
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What's the deal with him anyway?
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I mean he's nice but he's a
little odd. I mean he's…
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Did he ask you to punch
him in the face?
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No.
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He will. Don't do it. He's 90.
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Where are the beer
glasses, I want to toast the
occasion.
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Dale you're not supposed to drink.
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Beer doesn't count.
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I was going to say that, he
looks really good in red.
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He used to be a stunt lady-man.
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Back in the 50's he would double
movie actresses before
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stuntwomen were common. Ever
since he turned 90,
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he started to relive his
more heroic days.
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He probably jumped out of a
moving car in that dress
for Myrna Loy.
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Bobbie I'd really like
to get dressed.
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Oh for God sakes I've seen
you naked before.
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-When?
-Terrible face!
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Dale be careful!
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Still got it! Ha!
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Shit.
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The whole cast is coming over.
Stutter's already here.
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He keeps sharpening the kitchen
knives, I've started hiding them.
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Come over!
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Wray Dearly! Doctor Chu Hua
calling.
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Just kidding! My
costume still fits.
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You should wear yours! Are you
gonna be okay seeing Dawn?
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…No…
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Hey Wray. It's Dawn.
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No.
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Hey it's Tiffany.
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Um, I hope you're going today I
haven't seen you in so long.
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You missed my perfume launch
and birthday, and my arraignment.
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TTYL!
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Oh God.
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Hey, Wray. Uh, It's Dawn…
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the, last message was a little
off the rails.
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Hey, It's your old friend
Stutter. Payback's a bitch.
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Just like you are.
You bitch.
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I can't g- I mean, man,
what the hell?
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Hey it's Dawn again.
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Last message got a, a
little crazy…
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Hit me in the face, closed fist.
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I'm gonna warn you. I was Angie
Dickinson's sparring partner in
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the made-for-TV movie of the
first female prize fighter.
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-Well what was it called?
-Box.
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Show me…
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Still got it!
Hah.
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Ow that hurts!
My ears mostly.
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I was the only lady stuntman
who did his own screams.
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The fans have
crashed three servers.
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Dale, your ear is bleeding.
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Oh, wait! Here's a review.
Original footage is seamlessly
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merged with new scenes employing
lookalike Dutch actors.
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Other times Haars ingeniously
employs crude animation
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and shadow puppets.
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He leaves in
Dutch commercials as a
commentary on the
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obsolescence of
advertiser-based funding.
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His brilliance on full display.
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Well, uh we got a
lot of things to sign.
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Ugh, Dale could you plug this in.
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Oh my God somebody
uploaded it to Vimeo.
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I love Vimeo.
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-Wait…paywall.
-Let's set up the projector.
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It's starting! It's starting!
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Eh, the screen's too small.
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Haars animated the opening. He
always hated the original.
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That's sweet.
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I didn't know the Dutch
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people actually wore
wooden shoes…
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wh- Hey! Dale.
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I asked you to plug it in.
Come on.
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-I kinda like the new opening.
-Yes.
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Everybody's going over
to Jacks to watch it.
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-Well then I think we should go.
-No, no, y- It's a cast-only
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-thing…
-Hm, okay…
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Everyone from the original cast
except of course, Bruise
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Camp Bell. It was really nice of
Haars to dedicate the whole
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episode to the memory of Bruise.
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Hm. -Did they ever find his body?
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No. They figure the sharks got him.
162
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He was a good guy. He was a
pretty, good, guy.
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He was a guy.
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You know what?
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Let me set up your projector.
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Jack's gonna be there.
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-Brenda.
-Ugh, Brenda. What, is
she fat or thin now?
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Uh she said that
she's gonna wear her original
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costume from Spectrum to Jack's.
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I couldn't even fit in that.
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You know she was the
spokesperson last year
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for Pounders Weight Loss?
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Yeah, they only ran the
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before the pictures.
Never the after.
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-Not a good sign.
-Not at all.
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-Also, Stutter, and Tiffany.
-How did such a sweet little
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girl grow up to be
such a dumb slut?
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Dale! You cannot say that!
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In my day, 'dumb slut'
was perfectly acceptable!
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Even a compliment.
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Welcome to the new world.
Now we call her 'stupid bitch.'
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-No! No we don't!
-Well how about whore?
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Neither of those things!
Look, she's just a sweet
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little girl who grew up in
the spotlight, and
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every mistake she made
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was exposed to the world.
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So was her crotch.
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Mhm. Hey! Stutter. Is he still
pissed off that you outed him
publicly?
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His message would
suggest, uh, that he is.
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-Sorry.
-You're doing it all wrong.
-Here.
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You know, the only person I hang
out with anymore is Jack
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and that's hardly ever anymore.
I should go.
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Is Dawn gonna be there?
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Yes, um…
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-she will.
-Ooooh.
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Well, someone's gonna get laid.
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No. No I'm not. She is
married now with twins.
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Ah she's as crazy
as a, shithouse rat.
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-Dale…
-You're gonna get laid.
-No I'm not!
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Careful, you don't
want another Vegas.
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00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,558
Screw Vegas.
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00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,213
You know what, PJ Haars is
getting his closure.
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I'm gonna get mine.
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You two, enjoy the episode.
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Dale!
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Still got it!
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Your tooth slid under the couch.
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