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Meanwhile on Con Man
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Get down on your knees! You have
five seconds to comply!
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-Seriously?
-Gotchya! I'm Faith.
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Jack wants to make a
movie of Spectrum.
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-I hate Spectrum!
-Okay, calm down. You're
being a little childish.
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I hate it!
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
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When people say that you've been
stuffed into a pigeon hole,
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it is not the hole that
pigeons live in.
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It's his butthole. I've gotta go
to a comic book store opening,
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because that's the kind of
thing that I do.
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Ooh Excuse me, I think I found
it. H-H-Hey!
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How you guys doin'?
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It's about time. I'm sorry,
I think I'm a little late.
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How you doin'? How you doin'?
I think that's me in the photo.
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Listen, hey can I get…
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Hey does anybody know
'My Sharona'?
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Do you know 'My Sharona'?
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Oh great, you're here!
Everybody give him some room!
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-My Sharona!
-Hi Wray! Uh, hi. Casey Wingwall
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I'm the owner of the store.
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-Thank you so much for coming.
-Hey.
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Um, where were you I've been
texting you for like an hour?
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-Oh you did?
-Yeah.
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I was uh, oh, this is off.
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I uh, was in a bar two doors down.
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Well, that's fine.
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It's not like I'm irked or
anything I don't want to imply
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that my hackles are up because
my hackles are actually way
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down, I just want to get
you into the back.
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And the long line of people.
Everyone's paid.
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I'm gonna get you
signing in the back table.
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-Damn Bobbie.
-Casey.
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Damn me?
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Ooooh. Oh Damn you, Wray.
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You have been avoiding me.
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Wha- look.
I…I… I turned off my phone.
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No, you need me.
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No look, you didn't
book this thing.
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No, you still need me.
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I'm only here for the cash.
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You need to shut up.
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Um, excuse me.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Hi, I need to get uh Wray
into the back
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-we're gonna start signing.
-Oh, okay.
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen we
will be signing in 10 minutes!
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Okay, alright, you know what?
That was wonderful but I am the
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booker and I will be
making that announcement.
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Everyone, we will
be signing in 10 minutes!
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Thank you, always appreciate the
help. That's the way it's done.
Absolutely my pleasure.
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Listen we've got a lot a lot of
people here so if I could just
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grab Wray, and, w- we could
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Where'd he go?
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Comic book fight!
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Everybody pick a comic book and
start throwing them around.
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-Wray! No, I'm getting him.
-Excuse me excuse me, I'm sorry.
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Please don't touch those.
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-I know. I know how to do this.
-I will get him.
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-Michael Dorn is here.
-Wray, Michael Dorn is here.
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Dorn. Yes.
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Uh, he is talking about
his voiceover work
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um, in Verger, and also
Kevin Grevioux is here.
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Mhm.
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Um, I also fixed the banner
for you in the back there.
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See, you need me.
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I'm so sorry.
All we could find was the…
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the Spectrum art.
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We couldn't find any of the art
from um, uh W' Sup Bitch.
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I hate this picture.
You know what?
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I do need you. I need you to
find that other art.
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Okay, I will.
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Uh, there wasn't anything
available online,
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I, she's not gonna be
able to find anything.
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You're not.
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It was only released on VHS and
even then, I think it was just
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an extras feature on the back of
Truck and Tractor Pull bloopers.
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Okay, okay. Um. Hi. Um,
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Who here is good with computers?
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Of course okay, whatever.
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Uh, how about,
really good with computers?
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Oh good, what's your name?
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-Landon.
-Landon! Follow me.
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-But, I wanted an autograph.
-I'll give you one of mine.
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Oh, do you hear that?
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Oh Mr. Dorn has been nice
enough to read excerpts from
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Shakespeare's 'The Merchant
of Venice' for his fans.
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Maybe it should be
'Merchant of Venus'.
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Right?
Right, it's gotta be sci-fi.
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Oh, of course!
Hahaha.
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You're tryin' to get my
hackles up aren't you?
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-I don't know…
-You are.
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Don't do that.
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Um listen, if you need anything
this gentlemen over here will
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help you but keep your
hands off of his hackles.
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He's a Marine.
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-Oh. Mhm.
-Have fun.
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Thanks guys.
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You're a solider?
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A Marine. I just got
back from Kabul.
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Well, thank you for your service.
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An honor to serve.
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Yeah, I was a solider on my
video game this morning.
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So thank you for your service.
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And, thank you for my service.
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I loved you in Spectrum. Are you
ever gonna make a movie?
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Never. Never.
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Thank you.
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-So what's your name?
-Marion, sir.
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No shit!
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My character in the video game's
name was Marion this morning.
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You weren't shot in the rectum
were you?
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I was I'm sorry.
It's an inside video game joke.
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War is not a game.
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I know it's not a game.
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I mean, there's similarities.
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What similarities?
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First person shoot 'em ups.
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I mean I don't get PTSD,
but, you know, well actually
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if you play long enough you will
dream about it, so…
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I can see that I'm
upsetting you. I'm sorry.
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Hi, I just want to uh,
say thank you for your service.
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Yeah, uh, what service are
you thanking me for?
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Your service.
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It's empty if you don't know
what you're talking about.
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-You went to Kabul right?
-Yes, I did.
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That service then.
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I thank you, for that.
Iraq thanks you.
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-Kabul's not in Iraq.
-Shit.
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The other one.
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Longest war in American history?
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Yeah I know, is it?
Is it- I- Uhhh
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Talibanistan. Ghanistan.
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-Ghanistan?
-Afghanistan.
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13 years of combat.
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I'm sure it's an… a
common mistake. Hey!
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Do you know what the longest
war in American history is?
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Afghanistan?
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You overheard me.
She overheard me.
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Well, we're not
technically, still at war.
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Major combat operations have ended.
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And it was officially an operation.
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Operation Enduring Freedom.
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We still have like 3,000 troops
stationed over there, so…
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Wolf Blitzer over here.
Just take your picture.
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This is a picture of
Milo Ventimiglia.
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Celebrities please to
the staging area.
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If we could get all celebrities
to the stage area, please.
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Alright, everybody!
Welcome to Jammer Comics!
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I'm very privileged to be
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hosting this panel today on
overcoming the bigotry
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of racist stereotypes in hate art.
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And here are our panelists,
Mr. Michael Dorn,
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Mr. Kevin Grevioux, and
someone who is very nearly
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Milo Ventimiglia, Wray Nerely.
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We love you Milo.
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Uh, Mr. Dorn, you're no stranger
to sci-fi, of course, and uh he
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can currently be seen in 'The
Merchant of Venice' at the
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Cerritos Playhouse, it's just
tremendous, by the way.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Let's talk about the Forest
God, Tartanos in Verger.
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Oh certainly.
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Tartanos is a great role,
and role model.
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I'm pretty sure that 50 years
ago, he wouldn't even exist in
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animation, or even
popular entertainment.
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Well if he did, he would
no doubt be voiced by a
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white actor, even though
Tartanos is black.
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That just, that just rankles me,
it's like vocal blackface.
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Vocal blackface?
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Boy just, just talkin' about it
my hackles are halfway up.
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Oh mine are straight up.
I mean I get a violent urge
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every time I think about it.
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Could we maybe hear a sample
of Tartanos, the warrior king?
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Uh, sure.
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The Squires in their dy-dilly-dell
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chappity-cheer for the keggly King!
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Keggly King?
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Powerful. An- an- and a
hero too, not some
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cartoonish outsized punchline
predicated on a stereotype.
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Wray, let's talk about
W' Sup Bitch.
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Milo mentioned your
character Rigamarole.
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Would you do the voice for us?
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Skip me.
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Okay.
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I, we're gonna,
I'm gonna go last.
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Skip me. What's,
what's up with you, Kevin?
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We love you Milo.
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Uh, okay, uh, Kevin. You
are voicing Sparkle
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in 'The Finnicky Dragon'.
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C- Could you please?
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I will drink your blood from
the husk of your rank and
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ruined soul.
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She's an amazing character.
You know she really speaks to
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the damage done by the
stereotypical shuck and jive
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hijinks for cheap laughs.
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What it is, is an extended
metaphor uh, that actually
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outlines the, I guess you
would call it the effects of
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institutional racism.
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Racism pisses me off.
It rankles my hackles.
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Oh, mine too. I mean, I see red.
Uh, sometimes I black out,
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and when I come to some place
else hours later, I wake up
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with a blunt object covered
in some poor guy's blood.
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I do the same thing.
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I mean I have to watch the
news to see who I've killed.
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Yeah, I follow the
peaceful teachings of MLK.
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J. And the, the lowercase 'r'.
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Well uh, Wray, let's talk
about W' Sup Bitch.
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What's up Bi..?
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No no, he's saying it
wrong it's uh super.
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What, Super Bitch?
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Um, well the 'W' is silent
so just "Super Bitch".
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Su…Supa Bitch.
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Super Bitch.
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It's about uh, a super um,
female dog
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We miss you Milo!
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and I voice it
and it's a lot of fun.
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Well I, I'm sorry everybody we
actually don't have any art from
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the show but, maybe you could
tell us a bit about it?
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-Nope. Nope, no.
-Yes! Yes he can. Yes he can.
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Hi excuse me, excuse me, thank
you. Thank you so much.
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I told you you needed me.
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No I don't, I need you to stop!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am
proud to announce that we have
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-four
-No
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…character voices
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Zero characters!
Zero characters!
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by this man right here.
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Bobbie!
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This one is Taj.
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The suicide bomber with Tourette's.
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He was tick, tick,
tick, boom. Hehehe. -Hahaha
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Okay, what's next? Ah! Chong.
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My cleaner clean any type of
clothes! In my restaurant
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will cook any type of animal!
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Okay and Fey-Fey.
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Oh my God, this is so hard.
Get your mind out of the gutter,
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I'm talkin' about my penis.
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And, of course Rigmarole.
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Bobbie!
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Um, which I, did not
get a voice for, so…
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Oh thank God.
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Let's hear it.
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Uh, yeah I would, but I
don't know the words.
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Get. Up.
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-Okay, I'm up.
-Here.
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Oh. I'll just read this.
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Rigmarole. I…ye..
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If you break us, do we not bleed?
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If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
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If you poison us, do we not die?
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If…if you wrong us,
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shall we not revenge?
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Uh, everyone stay calm
please, just a minor blackout.
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-Where'd he go?
-Where's…where's Wray?
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Oh God. Please, please, please!
I'm not a racist, I'm not.
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I dated a black girl
she was half black.
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I don't know what
the other half was.
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Will you shut up?
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One of the Chinas.
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But please, you know what?
She was a racist.
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That's why I broke up with…
That's true!
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Shut up! This knife is sharp.
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Don't ki…don't kill me,
don't kill me!
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Fuck that was some
dangerous shit, man.
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Marion! Was that a zip-tie?
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Oh my God.
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Thank you. You saved my life!
Yeah. You s…
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Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
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I see you meant it that time.
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Fuck. Rigmarole was a white guy.
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You know W' Sup Bitch?
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Yeah.
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Remember when the Taliban
breached the Kabul airport?
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Yeah.
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It's like the mun… it was
the municipal…
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Ah sh- stop.
You don't remember shit.
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When we got back to the base,
man after the attack we
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were fucked up.
Then I found a VHS tape of
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Truck and Tractor Pull bloopers
on the Pakistan border,
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at a safe house
next to an Amish gas station.
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It was W' Sup Bitch.
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And we, we laughed, and laughed.
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And we watched it every night
until the end of our deployment.
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Thank you for your service.
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It's like I was in Kabul.
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No, it wasn't like
you were in Kabul.
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A little bit.
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But you don't find
the voices racist?
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Nah. It's funny. I mean if it
was I'd have to kick your ass.
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It's a personal rule. Doesn't
matter how much I like you.
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I'd be obligated to kick your ass.
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Roger that.
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Can you break
it down one more time?
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Rigmarole was my favorite.
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Ooooooh shit!
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My name is Rigmarole.
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Let me break it down for you.
Aww girl.
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the human body is,
60 percent water, and
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I'm about to use
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every drop a' yours.
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Broke it down!
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-Oh Jesus, Shit.
-Open up the door, Nerely,
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-Man you gotta go. Go!
-we know you're out there.
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My name Rigmarole.
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I got a four-alarm fire in my
pants. It's arson,
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I'm coming to get ya.
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and giiirl you the only suspect.
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Broke it down!
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Aw girl that mocha skin, it is
got me fightin' a rigid limp.
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It is your Brown versus
my Board of Erection.
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W- w- w- w- wait,
that was borderline.
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It is?
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Yeah. You know I'm gonna ask
Kevin, see what he thinks.
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I'm coming to get ya.
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No, come on we
were in Kabul together.
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No we weren't.
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Get in!
I told you you would need me.
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Did you hotwire my car?
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No. Maybe. Yes.
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