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Meanwhile on Con Man
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I'mma woop yo ass
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-bitch! I'mma take my fist and
stick it up yo dick.
-Thank you.
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-for your service.
-Okay, thank you.
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-Well I just quit
Super Soldiers 3.
-You know what?
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-Screw video games. I got
something better for us to do.
-What?
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-A movie.
-You want, you want me
in one of your movies?
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I miss working with you man!
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Are you doing a Spectrum movie?
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No, we're not gonna do a
Spectrum movie.
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I've got this appearance that
I'm supposed to do to tonight,
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at Jammer comics for
their grand opening.
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Can you fill in for me?
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-Just say yes.
-No.
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-Say yes.
-No.
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They're gonna pay you
$5000 dollars.
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Yea I'll do it.
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Hey Buddy!
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Jack.
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Yo! This is Rigmarole and I am
gonna huff and I'm a puff
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I'm a blow yo' house down if
you don't open the door bitch!
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You are trespassing! The
police have been called and the
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defense system has been armed!
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Dude stop that it's
freaking me out. It's Wray.
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Get down on your knees!
You have five seconds to comply!
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-Jack?
-Now!
-Seriously?
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Gotcha!
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Oh I'm so sorry you were
actually about to kneel.
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No, I was,
I was flexing my knees.
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I'm Faith. Come in.
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-What's the tel number?
-What?
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Oh God tell me. I feel like I
know you already.
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Jack talks about you all the time.
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-Are you talking to me this time?
-Yea.
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Uh, if you want a swimsuit
we have a whole box from Jack's
new swimsuit line.
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Jack has a swimsuit line?
No I don't need one of those.
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Uh, great, thank you.
Expect him in about 30 minutes.
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Alright.
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-You wanna go swimming?
-No. Is he outside?
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He's on his way to the airport.
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What?
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Uh yea, Jiro insisted that
he take him partying.
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-Well take me.
-In Vegas.
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Jack said you don't do Vegas.
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-Screw Vegas.
-Ooh what happened in Vegas?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
Listen, did he mention my movie?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
Listen, did he mention my movie?
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I mean it's his movie,
our movie, it's kind of it,
any movie.
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Did he mention any movie?
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He'll call when he gets there.
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No…Gross
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What am I looking at?
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Oh my God.
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Here. Try this.
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Thank you for your
service. Jiro Ono?
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Yep.
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Mmmmm. That tastes like fish.
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-Right?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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So, are you Jack's new girlfriend?
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Oh, no I'm Jack's new assistant.
You're thinking of Nina.
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-They're back together again?
-Kinda.
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He's also dating a
woman named Martina.
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And someone named Christina.
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He's doing it again. Last year
he dated a Marcy, a Darcy
and a L…arsony.
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-Larsony?
-Yeah.
-Has to be a stripper.
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-It was.
-But her stage name was Pam.
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-Really?
-It was all very strange.
-Clever.
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I mean it's tough to
date in LA, I find. Do you…
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You're too old for me.
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I wasn't saying that.
Obviously it's on your mind.
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Right. Come on.
Grab one of Jack's swimsuits.
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No. I don't want to go swimming.
Swimming is boring.
I'm an adult.
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Ugh! That's such an old person
thing to say! We'll play Marco
Polo. That's not boring.
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Marco Polo. I haven't played
Marco Polo since I was
a kid in the 80's.
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Oh I would've thought you
would've been well into
adulthood by then.
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See I'm getting a lot
of mixed signals.
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I feel like that is flirting.
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That's not how I flirt.
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How do you flirt?
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You'd find it boring.
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-Marco!
-You're terrible at this.
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-Marco!
-Polo.
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Are we even gonna be able to
hear Jack's call out here?
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It's a really great movie.
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-My movie?
-Hey! Hey close your eyes.
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You open them again
I'm not gonna tell you.
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Come on spin around. Spin.
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You lied to me. I can't believe
you know the movie.
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What's the movie?
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-Faith. Marco.
-Polo.
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If I catch you,
you have to tell me.
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Hah! Good luck.
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-Marco.
-Polo.
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-Marco.
-Polo.
-Marco.
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-Polo.
-Marco.
-Polo.
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Marco!
You have to say it! Marco.
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-Marco!
-Polo.
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Spectrum.
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-The TV show.
-The movie.
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Jack wants to make a
movie of Spectrum.
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That's what he told me.
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Spectrum?
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With the original cast?
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Have you seen the
original cast lately?
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I shouldn't have told you.
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Spectrum!
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No.
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No no no no no no no no. No.
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Wray?
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I don't know you well enough Wray.
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Is this what you do
when you're happy?
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You kicked me in the throat!
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I'm worried about you!
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So you kick me in the throat?
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I hate Spectrum!
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Okay, calm down.
You're being a little childish.
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Hear me say it.
I hate it. I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it! I hate it!
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I wanted anything!
I wanted a thriller.
I wanted a comedy.
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I wanted a, an action movie.
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I would have done an arthouse movie
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with really hot actresses in it
that are playing all naked
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but you can't enjoy it because
they're oppressed or moody
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or having sex with Ben Kingsley.
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I… I don't care, anything.
Anything.
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Anything but Spectrum.
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Spectrum.
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I just want to die.
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Are you aiming for my throat!
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Stop sinking!
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I'm sorry, come on. Sit down.
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Oh my Gosh.
Wray, you have to tell Jack.
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No, God.
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He loves Spectrum
more than anybody.
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Because it was a great show.
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I know.
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It was the best that I've ever
done. That's the problem.
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I feel like a band that
had one hit song,
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and now they've been just
touring for 10 years.
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I'm The Knack.
I'm The Knack singin'
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'My Sharona' city after city.
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But it's sci-fi.
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You just did
Justified, that's not sci-fi.
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-You saw that?
-Yeah.
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It was supposed to be a
five episode arc but then
they killed me.
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I keep dying.
Why does Hollywood want me dead?
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Okay you were in that
Abraham Lincoln movie with
Daniel Day Lewis.
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I did the Abraham Lincoln
movie with vampires.
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Oh, right.
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It just stuffs me
deeper into the pigeon hole.
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When people say that you've been
stuffed into a pigeon hole it is
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not the hole that pigeons live in.
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So, what does it mean?
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It is a hole in the pigeon.
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-It's his butthole.
-Yeah, no I got that.
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If that's Jack don't
tell him I'm here.
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Sure is.
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Don't tell him I'm here.
No. Don't.
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Um, I can't talk to him
right now. Yeah, I gotta go
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to a comic book store opening,
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because that's the kind of
thing that I do.
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-Hey Jack.
-Hey is he there yet?
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-He just left.
-Ah, shit.
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Look, uh I mean this in the
nicest way possible.
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Is he a little unbalanced?
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He just needs a job.
Once he hears about Spectrum
he'll be fine.
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Hey I don't think this is Jiro Ono.
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Then who is it?
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Oh, maybe we should crack a window.
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That's not a good smell.
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