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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:02,741 Meanwhile on Con Man 2 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:04,265 Just meet me. 3 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:07,877 -in the hotel bar. Six o'clock. -Meet me at the hotel bar. 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,662 -How about seven? -Oh my god! 5 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:15,406 It looks just like…he has the gun! And the knife! 6 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:20,107 I will see you in Hell! Who here wants to adopt one of their own? 7 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:23,414 -We have three left. -$700 bucks? 8 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:26,983 $700 bucks! $700! $700! Alright, $800, $825! 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,463 I'm jumping to $900! $900! For $925! 10 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:31,248 Stop this, I'm not selling. Get out of my way. 11 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,771 Louise! Louise! 12 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:41,954 Wait! 13 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:46,046 Louise! Excuse me, Louise. 14 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:49,484 Excuse me, excuse me. Louise! Listen, listen. 15 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,790 Hey, hey! Aren't you Wray Nerely? 16 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,923 Yeah…uh. 17 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,882 Oh hey look! It's Jason Mamoa. 18 00:00:56,926 --> 00:01:01,148 Come…come here, please. I just want to talk to you 19 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,715 just…just for a minute. Ok. 20 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,065 Oh God! 21 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:11,723 Ok look. I did not know that you had a son 22 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:15,640 that was taken by a fire. And look… 23 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:18,469 I just want to say I'm sorry. My heart goes out to you. 24 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:20,906 Thank you for that. 25 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:25,781 -Is this little baby…Izzz… -Isabelle. 26 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,261 -Isabelle. -Yes. 27 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:32,353 She's so precious, look at that. Her skin is porcelain. 28 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,746 Just like her mommy's. 29 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:39,142 Well, he certainly looks like daddy. 30 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:43,190 He actually calls me Papa. He's a Papa. 31 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:45,583 I've misjudged you. 32 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:48,717 Kiss me! 33 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,154 Yes! 34 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:56,159 -Ok. -Oh…yes…oh it's happening. 35 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,900 -What's happening? -It's happening. 36 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:01,947 -I'm confused. -Oh…it's happening…oh. 37 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:11,131 You know what. We're taking it a little…fast. 38 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:15,309 Why don't we have a nice dinner tonight? 39 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,876 Just the four of us. 40 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,444 How can I say no? 41 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:23,969 You knocked me off my feet the moment I met you. 42 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:29,279 -Cause you hit me with your bag. -Twice. 43 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:34,502 Twice. You like that? 44 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:39,333 My God. 45 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:43,902 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Yeah, harder. Rougher. 46 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:45,774 -Rough…? -It's happening. 47 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:46,862 -What's happening? -It's happening. 48 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,429 -I'm confused. -No, it's happening. 49 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,605 Can I get in there? 50 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:55,262 -Not in front of a baby. -Oh what was I thinking. I just 51 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,742 Bad boy. 52 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,747 -It?s happening. -Oh my God. 53 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,533 Oh we should go. I?m too close to you to stop myself. 54 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,622 I honestly thought it would be bigger in here. 55 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,014 Bigger? 56 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,668 Can we please go home? 57 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,065 Thank you. 58 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:19,242 Wray Wray, this is your first double date I think. 59 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:22,985 Yes! I need to know about the birds and the bees. 60 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:25,379 I'm a virgin. 61 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,730 Don't worry buddy. I can tell you everything I know. It's not much. 62 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:32,995 -Wray? -Oh, hi…Good to see you. 63 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,779 Kiss me. 64 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:40,829 Oh hahaha…woof. 65 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:49,533 There we go. Oof. 66 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,753 Could I get a high chair please? 67 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:56,279 I'm sorry all the high chairs are currently being used by other…babies. 68 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:02,546 Oh my God, you look more beautiful every time I see you. 69 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:05,375 Good because I have a thing for single fathers. 70 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:08,770 Can I start you off with a glass of wine? 71 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,511 I'm breastfeeding. 72 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,468 Water only. 73 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:12,730 What is wrong with you man? 74 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,341 Can't you see that she has an infant. 75 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:16,473 Christ! 76 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:25,917 -Hello, Wray Wray. -Hello there, Miss! 77 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:29,138 -Oh such manners. -Watch this. 78 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:32,315 Hello there. I'm waving at you. 79 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,143 -Oh no. -No, no, he's waving. 80 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:37,146 He's waving. See that. 81 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:41,063 -Ok. -Look at him, he's my little man. I love him. 82 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:44,109 He has a little knife and a flashlight. 83 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:47,243 I didn't think you were capable of caring like this. 84 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:51,116 Did all those sci-fi fans love for you rub off? 85 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:54,816 They've rubbed several things off on me over the years. 86 00:04:54,859 --> 00:05:00,212 Um…You know what? I guess their love 87 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:03,346 is keeping my cancelled show alive. 88 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:07,307 And your love for Wray Wray is keeping him alive. 89 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,528 That's…that's true. That is true. 90 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,182 Do you want to hold her? 91 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:17,621 I do. I do. I want to. I gotta get my hands on those babies. 92 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:20,363 That baby. Ok, watch the head. 93 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:28,066 Ok. Oh wow! She's a doll. Beautiful little baby…girl. 94 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:31,896 I have to go to the powder room. Can I leave her with you? 95 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:36,466 -Trust me. -Oh thank you. 96 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:44,300 What's happening? What's happening? 97 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,612 Taking notes Wray Wray? 98 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,662 I've found you a high chair and we are mashing peas as we speak. 99 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,055 Not necessary, thanks a lot buddy. 100 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,405 Here you go kiddo, alright. Come on, sit up. 101 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:05,365 What have you got, Rickets, huh? Chill out. 102 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:12,284 Hey, hey Jack! What are you doing? 103 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:14,199 Oh, re-shoots for Mission Hammertoe. 104 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,418 Where are you? 105 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,943 Alps? No, Tetons I think? Where are we? 106 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:22,817 -Where are we? -Burbank. 107 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,167 -What is your name? -Martina. 108 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,430 Martina. You know what, Martina, 109 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,606 I think you stay very close to me. 110 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,478 In the event of hypothermia, body heat can be the only thing that saves our lives. 111 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,132 You know I have got to tell you, I'm such a huge huge fan. 112 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:35,046 Get out! 113 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,657 Buddy, Buddy, listen. 114 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,790 Ben, did you have the makeup girl? Yeah, you won the pool. 115 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,662 -Snow guy. Keep it coming. -Buddy, Buddy. 116 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:44,012 Make this little winter wonderland for me and my little snow princess. 117 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:47,276 -A little Eskimo kiss. -Buddy, Buddy. Listen, listen. 118 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,061 I am on a date right now with a crazy… 119 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,586 she's crazy actually. Crazy crazy hot lady. 120 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,502 Nice. CCHL. That is super fun. 121 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:58,896 No, she has a baby doll that she thinks is an actual baby. 122 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:03,292 Oh Jesus! Wray Wray we're screwed. 123 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:08,384 Sorry I gotta go. I just killed this woman's replacement baby. 124 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,342 Oh no. Oh no. 125 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:14,956 -Dinner roll? -No. Yes! Yes! Yes! Come back. 126 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,914 Ciabatta? 127 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,916 Yes, perfect. Perfect. Uh. 128 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:28,056 Oh yeah! Just an ear… just an ear away from that working…and then the hat. 129 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,885 Look! You're buying that? 130 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,974 No, it's terrible. You're screwed. 131 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,192 I'll see you in hell. 132 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:38,022 I'm sorry. Big fan. 133 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:44,725 Oh! How cute! I've gotta get a picture. Hold on. 134 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,030 Oh really? 135 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:50,165 Yes. Tilt her head down. I can't see her face. 136 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,907 More. 137 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:56,301 Let's see… 138 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,610 What's wrong with her face? Are those burns? 139 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,612 No, no they're not. They're not, they're not burns. 140 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,658 Oh God I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't. 141 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,356 -This is bread, see? -No..no! 142 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,445 Dumb idea…here 143 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,014 Where where…where's her head? 144 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,366 With Jesus. 145 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:24,852 Why is it always the head? 146 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:27,985 My son melted and now… 147 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,031 You said melted? 148 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:36,603 I was making paella. He was too close. 149 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,912 His face melted into a puddle. 150 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:45,307 That's why I bought porcelain this time. 151 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,570 You never had a son. You never had a baby. You've never… 152 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,093 You are crazy. Do you know that? 153 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,966 That is just a baby doll. You've only had merchandise. 154 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,625 NO! Get your hands off of him. Don't you dare. 155 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:02,411 -What? He's just a jackoff doll. -What are you talking about? 156 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,588 Push the button on his back and watch him whack it. 157 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,550 Oh no! Wray Wray! No! No! No! 158 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,641 Enjoy playing with yourself. Murderer! 159 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:20,037 Wray Wray. Oh God. 160 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,737 That is obscene, man. 161 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:32,441 Bobbie! My action figure jerks off. 162 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:39,056 -Sean. -Yeah. What do you want? 163 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,451 -Is Bobbie here? -Yes. 164 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,585 -Can I talk to her please? -Uh no. 165 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,590 Well, Ok fine. Can you tell her 166 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,548 I'm not signing any action figures ever. 167 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,072 Ok. Um…we're busy. 168 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,073 Sean come on in. 169 00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,642 Seriously! 170 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:08,956 -Leslie. -Wray, your timing is not good. 171 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,610 Is Bobbie here? 172 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,743 Have you seen Maher's abs? 173 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:17,399 Straight guy code of secrecy, that made my junk pop! 174 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:20,620 Leslie, look. My action figure has a design flaw. 175 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,883 It needs to be recalled. 176 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,754 Look at that. 177 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:28,889 My God, the possibilities! 178 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:35,373 No, no! Leslie! You give him back! 179 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:39,551 Bullshit! Leslie! Leslie! He's an innocent. He's an innocent. 180 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:44,513 Please, be gentle. 181 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:48,343 Oh my God…put him on… 182 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,823 Wray Wray! 183 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,741 Whip me! 184 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,592 You feel it now. 13541

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