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Meanwhile on Con Man
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There is a doll convention?
I'm in the wrong hotel.
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-No, I'm in the right hotel.
-You're here for the
sci-fi convention?
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The gay thing, it's an act to
bring in the ladies.
Look at that.
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-From Serenity,
it was a great TV Show.
-Well, Serenity was the movie.
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-the television show was Firefly.
-That's good stuff.
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…Kake kokei kake kokei
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Hello beautiful.
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No, no, no, no. Look she's the
only woman under 60 in the hotel
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carrying around a baby doll.
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No she's not a child,
she's a woman.
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Did you see
Battlestar Galactica?
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Yeah, the new one.
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She looks just like
that hot, hot Cylon.
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No, the other one.
The other one.
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The other one, the other one,
the other one, no that, no,
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No, She was a Cylon? Oh, right.
It got really confusing
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in the later seasons.
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Listen it doesn't matter, I just
need to send her a bottle of
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wine to apologize for insulting
the memory of her dead baby.
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Hello? Did you…
Hello?
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-No service, no service.
-What?
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Why aren't you ready?
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We've got that meeting with that
action figure guy.
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-You have the key to my room?
-I overpacked.
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-You stored things in my closet?
-I didn't know what costume I
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was gonna wear for the contest.
so I brought back up.
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-Oh! Good here it is.
-Oh Jesus.
-Hold this.
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What the hell is this? You have
an alien in my closet?
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Yeah well. I'm sure there's
other things in there too we
don't know about.
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What do you even need a
costume now for?
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What?
It's just Bobbie looking
like Bobbie.
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I'd say you're Bobbie looking
like Luis Guzmén.
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Oh, I see, you're upset,
because I have two
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-suitors, and you have none.
-Alright Sean Maher is gay,
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Leslie Jordan is, he's gay, I mean,
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he might be
bi-curious, bi, unlikely,
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Wray, sexuality is a fluid thing.
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A viscous translucent fluid
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whose smell is largely
dictated by its diet.
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I'm so glad I haven't eaten.
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Wray, it's Leslie.
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Hey.
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I need to talk to you
about your manager.
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-Me?
-Well look at you.
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Look at us
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Hey, what is your
political persuasion?
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I'm just wondering.
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Well, I am totally liberal.
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My mind is so open that I'm
afraid shit's gonna
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fall out of it when I bend over.
And I love the gays.
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-Oh, I don't love the gays.
-Oh you don't?
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-I, they make me very angry.
-Yea.
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Where do you guys get off?
Besides on each other's backs?
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Well, I, a gay stand
in front of you mocking,
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your impotent authority. Yet, I
am strangely attracted.
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What am I saying? Just meet me
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in the hotel bar
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six o'clock.
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So I could just understand it all.
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Oh boy, yes. My
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levee is just about to burst.
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Your levee gonna burst!
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-Like Katrina, oh that's awful.
-That's alright. I like that.
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You're awful. You're awful!
Oh, God. Damn!
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Goodbye. I could hear
everything you were saying.
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Everything.
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…Levee's about to break…
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Leslie…
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-Hey Wray.
-Hey, Sean.
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-Hi, I need to talk to you
to you about your manager.
-Who me?
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-Hello. How are you?
-Just hanging.
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Congratulations again on
your win last night.
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Did I mention how courageous
I think you are?
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You can say it again.
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I mean it's scary,
to be extraordinary.
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Most people try and hide that
part of themselves.
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But you, you embrace your true self
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in the face of enormous opposition.
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You are…
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Horny.
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Courageous.
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These are amazing.
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Are they, are they new?
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Used.
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You bought pre-owned tits?
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Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
I see the real you.
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The one inside. I mean the
one outside is great
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too, I see a beautiful woman
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cute little moustache
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and ample used boobs, but
it is the person inside, that I
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-have to see tonight.
-Hm, how about seven?
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Meet me at the hotel bar.
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Alright
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Goodbye.
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Right, you're gonna have to
meet with that action
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figure guy on your own.
I've gotta shave.
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Hey! Do not use my razor.
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Does this razor work on armpits?
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No.
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Do you have another razor?
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-Ron Slackskin.
-Here he is! In person.
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It's really weird because this
looks exactly like you.
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Well, it's great, can I see it?
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Yeah, oh yeah yeah oh yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah, yeah,
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but first, this is a
true action figure.
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Okay.
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It has an action arm.
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So you push a button on its
back and it slams its hand down.
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-I'll see you in Hell!
-It says that?
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No I just say that,
when it does it.
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-I'll see you in Hell!
-Okay.
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I'll see you in Hell!
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-You keep saying it.
-I'll see you in Hell!
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Stop saying it.
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-Oh, sorry.
-Can I see it?
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Yeah.
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People kept asking me why
I made this figure
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and bring up your coloring.
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The worst selling G.I. Joe
figure in history
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-Ginger Joe.
-Code name Sun Stroke.
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Yeah, came with a little
like floppy hat
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and a mole checking kit.
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Yes, I owned one, it also came
with a gun, and some sun screen.
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Well the doll that I made you,
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is awesome. Manly.
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Thank you. I can't wait to see it.
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-Well I'm nervous for you to see
it. Oh, no, no.
-Okay.
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You don't like it.
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-This is amazing. Are you
kidding me? Ron,
-Really?
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-you are an artist!
-Oh come on.
-Oh my God!
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Oh my God, it looks just like…
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He comes with a gun
and a knife, and his arm
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Hey!
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I will see you in Hell!
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Yeah! There you go.
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-Now look, that one is yours.
-Unbelievable.
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You get 100 bucks for
every one you sign.
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I made 1000, and we've had
insane pre-sales.
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Holy shit, that's amazing!
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So, I'll see you at my booth,
you start signing in 20 minutes.
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Okay, I will see you there.
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-Or in Hell!
-That's good.
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Wow. Well hello there
Mr. Handsome.
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Thank you very much.
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Nice to meet you,
My name's Wray.
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My name is Wray.
Wray Wray.
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Your name is Wray Wray?
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Yes that is my name, I
am gonna kiss you in the face.
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Wow, where are you from?
You have an accent.
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-Yes, I was born in Japan.
-That's not a Japanese accent.
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You want a cookie?
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You want something eat, are you
hungry? You've been in your box,
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I don't want this
it's nasty to me, this
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is store-bought bullshit cookie,
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I want something from
the set of a big
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budget movie.
We'll get it there.
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You are number one actor.
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Argh -You will have
everything in life.
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-You will have money.
-Yeah?
-Yes.
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-Better cookies.
-Yes.
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And women. Women women
women, all the time.
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-I like, I like women.
-Yes.
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-Is that an action figure of you?
-Yeah.
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That's hot.
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Wray Wray.
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Ladies and Gentlemen step right up
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to see the oddity, to see the
freak of nature, Mr. Wray
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Nerely. Come get your signed
autograph action figure of
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Cash.
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Hi everybody
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I will see you in Hell!
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I think Ron here has
really outdone himself.
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Thank you Ron. Look at that
face. I've named mine Wray Wray.
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Yeah, Wray Wray, you wanna say
anything to everybody?
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Uh, I'm shy.
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Yes, protect me from
too many people.
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They're strange in groups.
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Okay, who here wants to
adopt one of their own?
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-We have three left.
-What?
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Well, all of these pre-sold online.
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No, look, just sell them to
the people who are here.
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Yeah, but the people online
already bought them
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for a premium.
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We have, wait, another sale, we
have one left. Nope, sold out.
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How about the one you're holding?
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I'll pay a premium for him.
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-No, no. no. This one is mine.
-700 bucks?
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700 bucks. 700, 700, 725,
725 it's gonna go
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750, 750, oh, you down there,
over there, that
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wizard man, alright 800, 825,
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-I'm jumpin' to 900, 900 to 925
-Stop, stop this Bobbie, stop.
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This is not gonna happen. No,
I'm not selling him.
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$1000 for it.
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He is not an it. And he's mine.
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Out of my way. Louise! Louise!
Excuse me. Louise!
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Louise!
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Alright, 1000 dollars to the man
in green, thank you very much!
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-Enjoy
-Somebody bought
that action figure already.
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That one got lost in the mail.
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