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Okay Bobbie,
I just missed your call.
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Call me.
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The tickets are for coach,
not first class.
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And now first class is full
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and if I wait until tomorrow I'm
gonna miss the convention,
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alright?
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First class was the deal.
I can't do coach.
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My back is still screwed up from
that sci-fi charity ski thing,
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that you booked me on.
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Slopes for Hopes.
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Okay?
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I am broken. If I sit in coach,
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I don't know. Call me.
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Bye.
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Are you Wray Nerely?
From Spectrum?
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N…no I am not.
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Oh my God!
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No no I recognize your voice, I'm a
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huge Spectrum fan!
Could you…sign my
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magazine? I just
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bought this,
it seems kinda perfect!
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No there's nothing
perfect about this.
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Please it's not for me,
it's for this charity thing.
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My wife hosts a Spectrum
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marathon benefiting people
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afflicted with
Spastic Seasonal
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Spastic…
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-Seasonal, yea yea.
-I don't think that's a thing.
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It's a thing, no it's totally a
thing, she's a victim of it!
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She's filthy with it.
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You know what, I would
sign it right now,
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except I'm on the toilet
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and I don't have a pen.
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God, are you serious?
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Ah jeez, I'm sorry, are you famous?
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Did you ever see that
show Spectrum?
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-No…
-Greatest canceled
TV show ever, man.
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This guy flew the spaceship!
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-Hey, and you're in a magazine?
-No Jack Moore is.
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He was the captain
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of the spaceship.
You guys, you're like
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-best friends right?
-Wait wait wait wait,
Jack Moore?
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From Return to Tomorrow?
I love that movie!
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Oh yea, great movie.
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He was amazing in it.
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Made the movie.
One of the greats.
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Listen, uh,
I'm kinda done in here,
and I have to catch
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my flight so, could you just, um…
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That's so awesome!
Thanks man!
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I will see you in Hell!
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-Did you say it with me?
-No.
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I couldn't tell because, you
know, God no one's
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gonna believe this!
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I don't.
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Hm, space show huh?
I don't know I usually don't
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watch that stuff,
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the sets look cheap,
the acting's shitty,
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they take themselves so seriously.
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Hey don't be putting down
sci-fi that's my favorite.
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Do you know who Wray Nerely is?
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Of course, why?
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You know, he's sitting next to you.
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No way!
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Dude… Sign this!
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What?
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What can I get you?
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A whiskey.
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Hey, Tony! It's Wray Nerely,
I just got
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uh… Hey, no I, I, I, got
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I got the email about
the audition. Uh, no
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No it's just, it's
a little loud here.
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I got the email about the
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Clint Eastwood western.
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Hush, hush?
Oh hush.
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I can hush, I can hush
it down it down.
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Uh, but it is a convention
weekend so maybe I can
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do it Monday.
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It's not every weekend.
It… No no no no no no no
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I'll just record it, uh, while
I'm there, and I'll send it in.
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Okay. Um, hey it says
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that the part is written
for a 30 year old.
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Uh, is there any movement on that?
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I can play 30.
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Nerely Wray Nerely, is that you
hiding out in the corner?
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Come on!
Pussy.
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Haha, how you doing?
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Sean, Jesus, man you scared me,
I just had the
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weirdest interaction
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with a fan in the men's room.
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I'd keep that to yourself.
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Hey, is Spastic Seasonal a thing?
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Yea you better believe it is.
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Can I have a whiskey?
You know what here, have mine.
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Really?
Yea, it's a, it's
a work weekend so I…
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Excuse us.
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We're trying not to geek out.
Can we get a picture please?
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Hell yea!
Come on!
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-You guys going to the Con?
-Oh yea.
-It's so awesome.
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-Fantastic, where you from?
-Siberia.
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Siberia?
You ever meet anyone from Siberia?
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That's awesome.
Alright, get close.
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-Come on, be friends.
-My back. Oooh
-3, 2, 1.
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-That was a good one.
-Thanks Samwise.
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-Good to meet you.
-Thanks Cash.
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Yeah.
Samwise, Cash.
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They think of us as our characters.
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They think we are our characters.
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Does that freak you out?
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Not at all.
Nothin' wrong with being a Hobbit.
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They think that
you're a spaceship pilot.
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What's wrong with that?
It's better than reality.
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Damn.
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If you're not comfortable
with fan interactions,
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why are you going to
a fan convention?
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No I, I, I love the fans,
I do, I love 'em, I
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I, I do, I do.
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I did. I do.
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Look, we're the music makers.
They're just
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-dancing to the dream.
-I don't know.
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I do.
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-You're an artist, right?
-Yea.
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Well their flattery inflates
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your ego, so it gives
you an artificial sense
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of yourself which ultimately
retards your artistic truth,
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which can't help but retard your
ability to create.
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Wait, are you saying retards?
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Retards it all up.
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I don't know that you're
using that word correctly.
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Retard.
To impede or hinder.
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Those fans are retarding me.
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Oh wait, you know what?
I gotta go change my ticket.
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They put me in coach.
My back cannot
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handle that kind of punishment.
Well you know what?
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When you get to the plane,
if you see a convention fan
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in first class, Lieutenant,
you just order them
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to switch seats with you.
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I can't do that.
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Just
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be who they think you are.
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Be who they think I am.
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Mhm. See you on the plane.
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For the Shire!
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Hello.
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-Oh my God.
-Oh my God.
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Tribute.
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It is such a pleasure
to meet you Cash.
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I work for a living solider.
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You call me Lieutenant.
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Lieutenant.
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War has broken out and…
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Ah shit, excuse me.
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I'm headed to the Con right now.
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I'm going to see you!
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I've got a bunch
of stuff for you to sign!
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Soldier, I have a mission for
you that's of the utmost
importance. Ok?
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You've been reassigned, you're
going to be stationed,
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in row 32.
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-Ok?
-Lieutenant, but, uh, but I'm…
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Look, I didn't say it wasn't
gonna be a dangerous mission,
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it's gonna dangerous,
very dangerous.
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It's gonna be tight quarters,
the smells by themselves.
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You're gonna use your wits,
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all your training.
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You're gonna need skill.
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Ok, but you need to sign
everything that I have.
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No no no no, no no, no no, um,
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look, I don't want to sign that,
listen soldier,
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uh at the conclusion
of the mission.
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-No, now.
-You and I will rendezvous…
ah shit!
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Use my lucky pen.
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-How much crap do you have?
-A lot, I have sixteen
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nieces and nephews
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I got very busy uncles.
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My God this has to
be the last thing.
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Actually, this too.
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You want me to sign your tits?
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And I'm sorry Lieutenant, I
know it is against
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-code to deface a uniform.
-Look we're not doing that anymore.
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That's funny,
so you're gonna text me right?
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Sean Astin?
Oh my God is that your seat?
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Yea.
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Ok, you know what, thank you,
but uh, deal is off.
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I am not moving.
Bullshit, I just signed
all your crap.
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You know sometimes, in
life, stuff like that happens.
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I've only half-signed your shirt.
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And it looks…alright.
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What the Hell man!
Look, soldier, we entered
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into an agreement,
and you are forfeiting that.
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We're not doing that anymore.
Look I am a huge fan of
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Spectrum but this is
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-Samwise Gamgee.
-Yea I am.
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And, he's in the Strain.
I love Guillermo del Toro.
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I love his work, I just think
it's so great he's in TV.
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-The Strain?!
-I love this guy.
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Sir, I need you to take
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your seat please, in row 32.
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Hold on a second,
hey sir excuse me you wouldn't
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happen to be
a sci-fi fan would you?
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Fuck off.
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Oh, okay that's
grounds for removal.
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I think that is grounds for
ejection from this flight.
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I am Federal Air Marshal
Cahoots, I could have you
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ejected from this flight
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at 30,000 feet if necessary.
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I think this man needs some
warm nuts and maybe a towel.
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-Hot hot hot towel.
-Sir, can we please?
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Have a good flight.
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This way.
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Dishonorable discharge.
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Wray, Nerely, I'm gonna buy a
beer when we get there.
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Nerely, hey it's me.
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You signed my toilet paper.
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Two seats in one day.
It's crazy.
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