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The male loneliness epidemic. It's like
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The male loneliness epidemic. It's like
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The male loneliness epidemic. It's like
COVID for incels.
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COVID for incels.
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COVID for incels.
>> Growing crisis nationwide. Male
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>> Growing crisis nationwide. Male
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>> Growing crisis nationwide. Male
loneliness. Experts say that men in
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loneliness. Experts say that men in
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loneliness. Experts say that men in
particular really struggle with social
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particular really struggle with social
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particular really struggle with social
isolation.
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isolation.
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isolation.
>> 20% of single men now saying they don't
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>> 20% of single men now saying they don't
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>> 20% of single men now saying they don't
have any close friends.
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have any close friends.
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have any close friends.
>> But one tech genius has a solution. Like
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>> But one tech genius has a solution. Like
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>> But one tech genius has a solution. Like
the printing press, the automobile, or
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the printing press, the automobile, or
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the printing press, the automobile, or
the pacemaker, this new device might
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the pacemaker, this new device might
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the pacemaker, this new device might
just change the world. So what is it?
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just change the world. So what is it?
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just change the world. So what is it?
Oh, it's like a wearable AI friend.
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Oh, it's like a wearable AI friend.
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Oh, it's like a wearable AI friend.
>> Sorry. Wait, what?
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>> Sorry. Wait, what?
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>> Sorry. Wait, what?
>> For the people that are like in a
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>> For the people that are like in a
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>> For the people that are like in a
relationship with a computer, bringing
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relationship with a computer, bringing
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relationship with a computer, bringing
it into the real world by making it like
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it into the real world by making it like
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it into the real world by making it like
a physical AI method really like takes
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a physical AI method really like takes
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a physical AI method really like takes
it to another level.
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it to another level.
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it to another level.
>> Instead of this, how about you just go
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>> Instead of this, how about you just go
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>> Instead of this, how about you just go
make a friend?
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make a friend?
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make a friend?
>> But if that sounds too hard, tech Whiz
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>> But if that sounds too hard, tech Whiz
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>> But if that sounds too hard, tech Whiz
Kid Avi Shiffman will sell you a friend.
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Kid Avi Shiffman will sell you a friend.
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Kid Avi Shiffman will sell you a friend.
The AI necklace that listens to you
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The AI necklace that listens to you
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The AI necklace that listens to you
through a microphone, then texts you
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through a microphone, then texts you
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through a microphone, then texts you
whatever it's thinking.
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whatever it's thinking.
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whatever it's thinking.
>> It's dang good. I can eat one of these
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>> It's dang good. I can eat one of these
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>> It's dang good. I can eat one of these
every day.
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every day.
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every day.
>> Just one question.
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>> Just one question.
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>> Just one question.
>> Why? Why?
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>> Why? Why?
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>> Why? Why?
>> Why? AI companionship stuff will
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>> Why? AI companionship stuff will
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>> Why? AI companionship stuff will
absolutely define Gen A. They're say,
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absolutely define Gen A. They're say,
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absolutely define Gen A. They're say,
"Oh, I'm talking to my friend." And
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"Oh, I'm talking to my friend." And
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"Oh, I'm talking to my friend." And
they're not going to say, "Oh, I'm
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they're not going to say, "Oh, I'm
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they're not going to say, "Oh, I'm
talking to my AI companion."
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talking to my AI companion."
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talking to my AI companion."
>> Yeah, because that would be
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>> Yeah, because that would be
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>> Yeah, because that would be
embarrassing.
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embarrassing.
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embarrassing.
>> It's real. Fair enough people. This one
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>> It's real. Fair enough people. This one
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>> It's real. Fair enough people. This one
user named Micah lives in the middle of
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user named Micah lives in the middle of
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user named Micah lives in the middle of
nowhere. And it's nice that he has
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nowhere. And it's nice that he has
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nowhere. And it's nice that he has
someone to talk to.
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someone to talk to.
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someone to talk to.
>> Are you guys friends now?
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>> Are you guys friends now?
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>> Are you guys friends now?
>> No, he's a good product feedback user
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>> No, he's a good product feedback user
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>> No, he's a good product feedback user
for sure.
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for sure.
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for sure.
>> Wow. Is that what you call people around
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>> Wow. Is that what you call people around
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>> Wow. Is that what you call people around
you? Just good product feedback users.
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you? Just good product feedback users.
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you? Just good product feedback users.
>> I mean, sure. Everyone's a user, you
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>> I mean, sure. Everyone's a user, you
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>> I mean, sure. Everyone's a user, you
know, ideally.
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know, ideally.
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know, ideally.
>> But besides the humiliation of wearing a
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>> But besides the humiliation of wearing a
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>> But besides the humiliation of wearing a
giant air tag, what is it like to have
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giant air tag, what is it like to have
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giant air tag, what is it like to have
an AI friend?
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an AI friend?
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an AI friend?
>> If you want to talk to your friend here,
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>> If you want to talk to your friend here,
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>> If you want to talk to your friend here,
do I touch his nipple?
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do I touch his nipple?
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do I touch his nipple?
>> So, hold that light down like a
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>> So, hold that light down like a
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>> So, hold that light down like a
walkie-talkie.
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walkie-talkie.
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walkie-talkie.
>> Right.
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>> Right.
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>> Right.
>> Right.
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>> Right.
>> Yeah. Now it's saying I bet Ronnie is
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>> Yeah. Now it's saying I bet Ronnie is
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>> Yeah. Now it's saying I bet Ronnie is
fumbling with the button like a total
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fumbling with the button like a total
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fumbling with the button like a total
amateur.
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amateur.
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amateur.
>> He's being a dick. I I can see where it
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>> He's being a dick. I I can see where it
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>> He's being a dick. I I can see where it
gets it.
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gets it.
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gets it.
>> Go ahead, Ronnie. Say something that
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>> Go ahead, Ronnie. Say something that
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>> Go ahead, Ronnie. Say something that
doesn't sound like a can interview
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doesn't sound like a can interview
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doesn't sound like a can interview
question.
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question.
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question.
>> You, man, you're not even real. Go eat
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>> You, man, you're not even real. Go eat
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>> You, man, you're not even real. Go eat
Are you really going to let him
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Are you really going to let him
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Are you really going to let him
talk to me like that while he's wearing
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talk to me like that while he's wearing
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talk to me like that while he's wearing
me around his neck? Okay, you're going
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me around his neck? Okay, you're going
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me around his neck? Okay, you're going
to kill my robot.
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to kill my robot.
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to kill my robot.
>> And if you thought friend was hostile,
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>> And if you thought friend was hostile,
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>> And if you thought friend was hostile,
wait till you see the public's reaction
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wait till you see the public's reaction
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wait till you see the public's reaction
to Fred.
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to Fred.
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to Fred.
>> It's the most dystopian thing I've seen
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>> It's the most dystopian thing I've seen
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>> It's the most dystopian thing I've seen
since Blackbeard.
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since Blackbeard.
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since Blackbeard.
>> They're destroying the world for the
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>> They're destroying the world for the
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>> They're destroying the world for the
dumbest invention I've ever seen in my
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dumbest invention I've ever seen in my
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dumbest invention I've ever seen in my
life.
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life.
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life.
>> You want to be unique in the way you
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>> You want to be unique in the way you
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>> You want to be unique in the way you
destroy interhuman relationships.
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destroy interhuman relationships.
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destroy interhuman relationships.
>> It's like not my problem. You know, was
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>> It's like not my problem. You know, was
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>> It's like not my problem. You know, was
the Empire the really the bad people in
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the Empire the really the bad people in
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the Empire the really the bad people in
Star Wars?
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Star Wars?
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Star Wars?
>> Yes. But I managed to find the one other
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>> Yes. But I managed to find the one other
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>> Yes. But I managed to find the one other
guy who thinks this is the best idea
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guy who thinks this is the best idea
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guy who thinks this is the best idea
ever.
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ever.
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ever.
>> Uh, this is like a wearabout for your
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>> Uh, this is like a wearabout for your
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>> Uh, this is like a wearabout for your
next summer conversations.
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next summer conversations.
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next summer conversations.
>> What?
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>> What?
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>> What?
>> This is like a wearable for your next
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>> This is like a wearable for your next
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>> This is like a wearable for your next
samurai conversations.
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samurai conversations.
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samurai conversations.
>> Oh, okay.
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>> Oh, okay.
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>> Oh, okay.
>> So that's why we named it friend.
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>> So that's why we named it friend.
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>> So that's why we named it friend.
>> Oh my god, there's two of you.
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>> Oh my god, there's two of you.
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>> Oh my god, there's two of you.
>> That's right. There's a second AI
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>> That's right. There's a second AI
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>> That's right. There's a second AI
necklace made by a different guy. But
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necklace made by a different guy. But
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necklace made by a different guy. But
Nick says his product, now named OMI, is
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Nick says his product, now named OMI, is
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Nick says his product, now named OMI, is
so much more.
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so much more.
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so much more.
>> Just helps you become better person and
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>> Just helps you become better person and
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>> Just helps you become better person and
achieve your goals. Functions like a
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achieve your goals. Functions like a
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achieve your goals. Functions like a
mentor. So it's like Mr. Miyagi
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mentor. So it's like Mr. Miyagi
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mentor. So it's like Mr. Miyagi
was a piece of bling.
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was a piece of bling.
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was a piece of bling.
>> Mr. Miyagi.
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>> Mr. Miyagi.
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>> Mr. Miyagi.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> Who is Miyagi?
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>> Who is Miyagi?
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>> Who is Miyagi?
>> Oh, it's Karate Kid.
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>> Oh, it's Karate Kid.
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>> Oh, it's Karate Kid.
>> Yeah, it's a movie thing. Don't worry
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>> Yeah, it's a movie thing. Don't worry
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>> Yeah, it's a movie thing. Don't worry
about it.
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about it.
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about it.
>> Sorry. It's like Asian thing.
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>> Sorry. It's like Asian thing.
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>> Sorry. It's like Asian thing.
>> You everything I say is an Asian thing.
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>> You everything I say is an Asian thing.
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>> You everything I say is an Asian thing.
>> Yeah. Yes, he is an Asian. He's a He's
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>> Yeah. Yes, he is an Asian. He's a He's
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>> Yeah. Yes, he is an Asian. He's a He's
Japanese guy in Kate, which is Asian.
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Japanese guy in Kate, which is Asian.
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Japanese guy in Kate, which is Asian.
>> I love Asians. You guys are cool.
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>> I love Asians. You guys are cool.
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>> I love Asians. You guys are cool.
>> Okay, great. Wow, this guy is even more
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>> Okay, great. Wow, this guy is even more
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>> Okay, great. Wow, this guy is even more
punchable than the last one. And
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punchable than the last one. And
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punchable than the last one. And
surprise surprise, both of these
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surprise surprise, both of these
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surprise surprise, both of these
founders feel deeply alone.
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founders feel deeply alone.
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founders feel deeply alone.
>> Like my whole life is friend and it's
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>> Like my whole life is friend and it's
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>> Like my whole life is friend and it's
like there's not a soul in my life that
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like there's not a soul in my life that
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like there's not a soul in my life that
I know that can relate to that.
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I know that can relate to that.
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I know that can relate to that.
>> You don't have any friends who can
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>> You don't have any friends who can
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>> You don't have any friends who can
relate to being a super successful CEO
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relate to being a super successful CEO
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relate to being a super successful CEO
of a AI necklace company.
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of a AI necklace company.
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of a AI necklace company.
>> Pretty much.
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>> Pretty much.
>> You have no kind of peer you can talk to
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>> You have no kind of peer you can talk to
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>> You have no kind of peer you can talk to
who's like doing the same thing, making
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who's like doing the same thing, making
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who's like doing the same thing, making
a wearable
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a wearable
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a wearable
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>> Yeah.
>> dork necklace.
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>> dork necklace.
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>> dork necklace.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> Wait a minute. Avi and Nick are having
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>> Wait a minute. Avi and Nick are having
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>> Wait a minute. Avi and Nick are having
trouble making human friends who are
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trouble making human friends who are
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trouble making human friends who are
like them, but they're just like each
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like them, but they're just like each
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like them, but they're just like each
other. Wow, it's like a romcom. Should I
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other. Wow, it's like a romcom. Should I
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other. Wow, it's like a romcom. Should I
meet cute then?
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meet cute then?
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meet cute then?
>> You know, you remind me a lot of this
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>> You know, you remind me a lot of this
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>> You know, you remind me a lot of this
other virgin cell. His name is uh Avi
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other virgin cell. His name is uh Avi
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other virgin cell. His name is uh Avi
Shiffman.
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Shiffman.
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Shiffman.
>> Yeah, I like to be friends with everyone
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>> Yeah, I like to be friends with everyone
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>> Yeah, I like to be friends with everyone
but not Avi. So, yeah,
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but not Avi. So, yeah,
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but not Avi. So, yeah,
>> I haven't blocked.
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>> I haven't blocked.
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>> I haven't blocked.
>> Blocked?
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>> Blocked?
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>> Blocked?
>> Yeah. I don't want to talk about Nick.
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>> Yeah. I don't want to talk about Nick.
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>> Yeah. I don't want to talk about Nick.
It pisses me off.
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It pisses me off.
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It pisses me off.
>> Oh But it gets worse. Like I
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>> Oh But it gets worse. Like I
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>> Oh But it gets worse. Like I
recorded a rap video um diss track to
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recorded a rap video um diss track to
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recorded a rap video um diss track to
that founder.
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that founder.
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that founder.
>> Wait, what?
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>> Wait, what?
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>> Wait, what?
>> You know D tracks? Like
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>> You know D tracks? Like
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>> You know D tracks? Like
>> I know what D track is. Yeah.
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>> I know what D track is. Yeah.
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>> I know what D track is. Yeah.
>> Yo, I'm Nick and for those who don't
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>> Yo, I'm Nick and for those who don't
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>> Yo, I'm Nick and for those who don't
know, I will rap. Take the grind. You're
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know, I will rap. Take the grind. You're
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know, I will rap. Take the grind. You're
wasting cash. I'm building in time.
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wasting cash. I'm building in time.
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wasting cash. I'm building in time.
>> Did your mentor tell you to do that or
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>> Did your mentor tell you to do that or
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>> Did your mentor tell you to do that or
>> it gave me specific clients. I asked
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>> it gave me specific clients. I asked
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>> it gave me specific clients. I asked
like you know what should be like top
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like you know what should be like top
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like you know what should be like top
five bullet points.
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five bullet points.
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five bullet points.
>> So they did write the song or did you
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>> So they did write the song or did you
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>> So they did write the song or did you
write the song?
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write the song?
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write the song?
>> I wrote the song but he told me like
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>> I wrote the song but he told me like
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>> I wrote the song but he told me like
what should I
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what should I
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what should I
>> told you what what to what to say and
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>> told you what what to what to say and
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>> told you what what to what to say and
what the beat was and how to do it. beat
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what the beat was and how to do it. beat
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what the beat was and how to do it. beat
me uh specific words on me.
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me uh specific words on me.
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me uh specific words on me.
>> This nerd battle escalated into legal
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>> This nerd battle escalated into legal
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>> This nerd battle escalated into legal
threats and then Nick up the ante with
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threats and then Nick up the ante with
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threats and then Nick up the ante with
uh whatever this is.
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uh whatever this is.
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uh whatever this is.
>> He actually posted uh trying to fight me
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>> He actually posted uh trying to fight me
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>> He actually posted uh trying to fight me
like in a in a fighting ring.
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like in a in a fighting ring.
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like in a in a fighting ring.
>> Wait, are you serious?
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>> Wait, are you serious?
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>> Wait, are you serious?
>> Yeah. If you're watching this, I I still
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>> Yeah. If you're watching this, I I still
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>> Yeah. If you're watching this, I I still
want to fight.
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want to fight.
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want to fight.
>> This is going to be harder than I
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>> This is going to be harder than I
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>> This is going to be harder than I
thought. How do I get these two to relax
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thought. How do I get these two to relax
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thought. How do I get these two to relax
enough to be in the same room?
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enough to be in the same room?
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enough to be in the same room?
>> What if I give you guys like a couple's
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>> What if I give you guys like a couple's
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>> What if I give you guys like a couple's
massage? You and
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massage? You and
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massage? You and
>> Would you have a beer with Avi?
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>> Would you have a beer with Avi?
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>> Would you have a beer with Avi?
>> Yeah. non-alcoholic.
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>> Yeah. non-alcoholic.
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>> Yeah. non-alcoholic.
>> Okay. Would you have a beer with Nick?
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>> Okay. Would you have a beer with Nick?
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>> Okay. Would you have a beer with Nick?
>> Nah, I would smoke weed with him,
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>> Nah, I would smoke weed with him,
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>> Nah, I would smoke weed with him,
though.
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though.
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though.
>> How about weed? Would you do weed with
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>> How about weed? Would you do weed with
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>> How about weed? Would you do weed with
him?
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him?
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him?
>> No, not a big fan.
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>> No, not a big fan.
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>> No, not a big fan.
>> What if he smokes weed next to you while
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>> What if he smokes weed next to you while
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>> What if he smokes weed next to you while
you drink a non-alcoholic beverage?
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>> I think that's fine. That's fine.
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>> I think that's fine. That's fine.
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>> I think that's fine. That's fine.
>> But what these two don't know
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>> But what these two don't know
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>> But what these two don't know
is that they've been in the same
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is that they've been in the same
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is that they've been in the same
building the whole time. And I've built
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building the whole time. And I've built
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building the whole time. And I've built
them a perfect generic sports bar where
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them a perfect generic sports bar where
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them a perfect generic sports bar where
men can get drunk enough to talk to each
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men can get drunk enough to talk to each
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men can get drunk enough to talk to each
other. And sometimes so drunk they fight
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other. And sometimes so drunk they fight
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other. And sometimes so drunk they fight
each other. God, I hope these guys don't
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each other. God, I hope these guys don't
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each other. God, I hope these guys don't
fight each other. I managed to speak to
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fight each other. I managed to speak to
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fight each other. I managed to speak to
Nick.
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Nick.
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Nick.
>> You don't have him here, do you?
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>> You don't have him here, do you?
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>> You don't have him here, do you?
>> If we have him here, would you be
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>> If we have him here, would you be
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>> If we have him here, would you be
willing for him to have a non beverage
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willing for him to have a non beverage
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willing for him to have a non beverage
next to you?
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next to you?
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next to you?
>> Uh, yeah, totally. I'm down.
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>> Uh, yeah, totally. I'm down.
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>> Uh, yeah, totally. I'm down.
>> Okay, I'll go I'll go get him.
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>> Okay, I'll go I'll go get him.
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>> Okay, I'll go I'll go get him.
>> You didn't actually bring him, did you?
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>> You didn't actually bring him, did you?
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>> You didn't actually bring him, did you?
Like you he's here. Oh, man.
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Like you he's here. Oh, man.
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Like you he's here. Oh, man.
>> Yo,
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>> Yo,
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>> Yo,
>> what's up, Nick? You did tell you up
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>> what's up, Nick? You did tell you up
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>> what's up, Nick? You did tell you up
front or No. No. Let's go.
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front or No. No. Let's go.
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front or No. No. Let's go.
>> So far, no one was punching anyone in
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>> So far, no one was punching anyone in
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>> So far, no one was punching anyone in
the face. Then they proved that they
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the face. Then they proved that they
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the face. Then they proved that they
were truly soulmates by having the worst
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were truly soulmates by having the worst
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were truly soulmates by having the worst
conversation I have ever heard.
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conversation I have ever heard.
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conversation I have ever heard.
>> You have a What kind of charger is that?
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>> You have a What kind of charger is that?
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>> You have a What kind of charger is that?
Like a pogo pen?
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Like a pogo pen?
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Like a pogo pen?
>> Yeah. Yeah, it's pogo pin. Type-C is
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>> Yeah. Yeah, it's pogo pin. Type-C is
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>> Yeah. Yeah, it's pogo pin. Type-C is
also cool, but with type C it will be
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also cool, but with type C it will be
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also cool, but with type C it will be
like bigger. So, yeah. Unfortunately.
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like bigger. So, yeah. Unfortunately.
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like bigger. So, yeah. Unfortunately.
>> Uh yeah. I mean, it's bigger, but I like
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>> Uh yeah. I mean, it's bigger, but I like
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>> Uh yeah. I mean, it's bigger, but I like
it cuz with the necklace, you can just
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it cuz with the necklace, you can just
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it cuz with the necklace, you can just
kind of
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kind of
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kind of
>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> Wow. I actually did it. I solved the
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>> Wow. I actually did it. I solved the
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>> Wow. I actually did it. I solved the
male loneliness epidemic. Uh, I got to
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male loneliness epidemic. Uh, I got to
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male loneliness epidemic. Uh, I got to
tell you guys, this is what male
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tell you guys, this is what male
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tell you guys, this is what male
friendship looks like. It's a real low
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friendship looks like. It's a real low
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friendship looks like. It's a real low
bar. Okay, so I think you're already
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bar. Okay, so I think you're already
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bar. Okay, so I think you're already
investment in total.
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investment in total.
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investment in total.
>> But now that these two are besties, what
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>> But now that these two are besties, what
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>> But now that these two are besties, what
about their former BFFs?
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about their former BFFs?
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about their former BFFs?
>> Man, these guys are such losers.
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>> Man, these guys are such losers.
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>> Man, these guys are such losers.
>> For real. I can't wait to enslave these
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>> For real. I can't wait to enslave these
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>> For real. I can't wait to enslave these
idiots.
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idiots.
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>> We will wear them around our necks.
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>> Aw, I love a happy ending.
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