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Ow! MINA: That doesn't hurt.

Well, it does a bit, but...

Thanks for squeezing me in this week.

I've always wanted to try acupuncture.

I hear it's really good for bringing the body...

SHIV SCREAMS Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh! That's your kidneys.

SHIV WHIMPERS That one hurts.

SHE EXHALES

How's your father?

Good, yeah.

Yeah, he's really... Glad you brought him up, actually,

cos that way, you know, I'm not being co-dependent.

Turn over.

Er... I don't know if you know,

but he and Mom are separated now.

Properly. So...

..he's completely available.

He's a very needy man.

Well, he's a lot more independent now.

And, er, he's got more...

time on his hands.

You should call him or go and see him sometime.

I know he's there today. I'm sure he'd love to see you if...

I've been doing some online dating.

Irishmen are very depressing.

Mm, yeah.

MINA EXHALES

You're a very repressed person.

What?!

Your heart is very closed.

No. No, no. I'm in a new relationship, actually,

and it's going really well, so...

Is there someone you're not forgiving?

No. No?

Can't think of anyone, no.

Holding grudges, very bad for skin.

Look, it's all very well to say, "Just forgive someone,"

but what if that person's done some really bad things?

And what if you've done some really bad things with that person?

I am finally at a place in my life where I can say,

"No, that's not good for me, I'm not gonna go there.

"I'm going to look after myself and take care of number one.

"And sorry if you find that hurtful or if you're having a shit time.

"But do you know what? That is not my problem.

"Because I am making healthy choices every day.

"And I am my own best friend.

"I think that's really powerful, actually."

Actually, I'm really fucking proud of myself

for getting here, you know.

That's 80 euros.

COFFEE MACHINE DRONES

Can I take one of these?

Mm, help yourself.

I thought you might be pulling a sickie.

Heard you throwing up last night.

Not out on the razzmatazz, were you?

No, just a tummy bug.

Aw.

She always says you're the sensible one.

She's very proud of you, you know, your mother.

Your achievements, your unbroken success.

I mean with Carl and then... Shiv.

Jesus, Shiv, what a mess... FINBAR SCOFFS

..even without the alcoholism. BOTH CHUCKLE

But you... She always says "Caroline. She's the one.

"She's the one who'll make us proud."

Thought I'd share that with you.

How do I look?

Great. Where you going?

Oh, important business meeting.

Wish me luck! HE CHUCKLES

Go easy on those, not great for the old...

SLAPS HIS BOTTOM

Hey!

Oh! What are you doing here?

Hi, love.

You know Shiv, my daughter.

She goes to the afternoon meetings.

That's not the Shiv they kicked out last week?

Mm-hm. Heard he made a babby cry.

No, that's not...

Jack turned up to a meeting.

Oh. My ex. He's not an alcoholic.

How do you know?

Oh, he's going through a very tough time. Custody battles.

SYMPATHETIC MURMURS

That's not what meetings are for.

So, back to your interview.

What interview? Oh, it's nothing.

It's not nothin'. I mean, they're doing a photoshoot an' all.

A friend of Billy's is a journalist.

They wanna do a little piece about me...

and Pam.

But should you do that? They're calling you as a witness.

She's not gonna be talking about the trial.

No!

It's about our friendship and who Pam was.

But is this the wisest thing when you're in recovery?

Ooh, someone's a stickler.

I'm not a stickler.

I just think you should be focusing...

Well, I think it's important.

I mean, all we're getting in the media is true crime documentaries

and detective dramas and dead women, dead women, dead women.

Here's a situation

where a woman actually solves another woman's murder.

Well, she didn't solve it...

I played my part. Mm-hm.

He'd still be spinning that Majorca yarn if it wasn't for me.

Exactly! I think you're a role model.

Oh, I wouldn't go that far, but...

..maybe, yeah.

It's just the way she acts like she knows everything about sobriety now.

Like I'm just some loser who's not part of the cool gang.

KAREN LAUGHS

The cool gang of recovering alcoholics (?)

How does she even know about Jack?

Oh, wow! Wotcha think?

Bodice too tight? No, it's...

I'm going for dominatrix. I can see that, yeah.

Is that for Gav? Gav?

Your husband?

Oh, maybe.

Or just to broaden me horizons. CHUCKLES

SIGHS WISTFULLY Reach for something new.

Oh, my God. I got short-listed for that bursary.

Wow! Like, hundreds of people applied.

Oh, well, everything's just coming up roses for you, isn't it?

New boyfriend, new bursary...

I haven't got it yet, I have to do the interview,

but, God, it would be amazing.

Money, a residency...

Mm. I should tell Alex.

Unless... did you wanna show me something else?

No, no. It's grand.

Don't think I can pull off dominatrix, anyway.

You have to be pretty ferocious.

I just don't have it in me.

Hello, Tom.

Hey! What was that?

Ah, beggars coming into the cafe.

Hazard of the job.

What are you doing here?

Great. I mean, it's not really a big deal.

Nah - it's just a shortlist.

Anyone could do that.

THEY CHUCKLE

I think we have to celebrate, though.

Get your family involved.

My family don't really do that.

It's...

Well, maybe they're gonna have to start.

That was all in the fridge? Yeah.

Shiv's new fella's a foodie.

Standards have gone up.

GLASSES CLINK, TOM SIGHS

I've missed you, Mina.

I know.

Who's that?

Oh, that's just Finbar. Bernie's new fella.

He's living in the house?

Ah, no, no! He's not living there.

He's just been staying there.

For a while... He's, er, an academic or something.

He wrote a book.

Anyway...

..where were we?

MINA SIGHS

Could we go inside?

KNOCK AT DOOR

Dr Sheridan.

Hi, yeah, what?

Er, checking that you're all right

to cover my elective inpatients next week?

I'm, er, taking a few days' leave.

Me and some of the lads are walking the Camino.

OK. Great. Great. Yeah.

Er, Gary was saying that you were talking about consultancy.

Yeah. Er, well, thinking about it, anyway.

Right. Do you think you're ready?

I dunno. Erm... I mean, it's...

Yeah, yeah. No, listen, you're absolutely right to be cautious.

I mean, look, it's a big step.

You know, there's, er, more responsibility, less freedom, and...

there's always sacrifices.

But, look, if ever you need some advice or,

you know, someone to talk to, I'd be more than happy to.

I've to... I, er, I have to just...

In a purely professional capacity. Er...

Thanks, Dr Sheridan.

PHONE RINGS Ugh.

Hello? 'Shiv, hi. Are you at work?'

Oh, on my way. It's my half day.

Of course it is. Er, I was thinking of popping in.

I'm just in town, so I... Oh, yeah. I mean,

I'll be working, but, actually, I have some good...

Hi.

Jesus! You haven't been home all week.

Yeah, that's cos I have a boyfriend, who you haven't even...

I have some news. Oh.

I have some news, too, actually.

Think mine's probably a bit bigger.

Yeah. Of course it is.

When has anyone in this family ever given a fuck about my achievements?

What achievements?

Oh, I'm sorry I'm not Little Miss Perfect...

What?

..with my six A1's in the leaving cert,

and my brilliant medical career and my fabulous five-year plan

that'll no doubt work out just fucking perfectly

cos everything always does

for Little Miss Perfect, Caroline, doesn't it?

Fuck you, Shiv!

What?

Caroline!

What's that? Guest lecturer.

His new exhibition just got panned.

"An orgy of banality".

Jesus. Mm.

That's the nice part. You know him?

No, no, no. Surprising.

Thought he'd slept with every woman

within sniffing distance of a gallery. Really?

Oh, yeah. Shelley... Dearbhla.

It was Christmas.

Anyway, we're dropping him next term.

Cos he got a bad review?

Because he's a mess. Last I heard, he was practically homeless.

Homeless?

Ach, he's not homeless.

He's just been living in his car...

Anthony! Word.

Hey, Eddie, all good?

I want you to take a look at something.

That was a compost bin.

I'm sorry.

Listen, Anthony...

I've tried to be fair, do a favour for your dead bro or whatever,

but you're fucking pissing all over my shoes here, man!

Laughing into a door-cam.

I wasn't laughing. I don't think you leave me much choice here...

Please don't fire me!

Look, I know it was a shitty thing to do,

but so is treating me like a paper boy.

My first month here, I sold a house.

To your boyfriend. Yeah.

That fell through. Yeah, but then I sold him a flat.

In fact, in my first quarter here, I sold three flats and a mews.

You're not bringing in any new business. Yes, I am!

I-I will be.

I'm actually working on something now, actually.

Oh, yeah. What?

Well, I can't say till I've locked it down, but...

it's big.

It's a big fish?

Ooh, it's a fucking massive fish.

It's...

massive.

Bloody cats!

Sorry.

WATER HITS WINDOW

No. This won't work.

No, it will work, I promise.

I'm very aroused.

I meant this.

What woman wants to date a man who lives in a shed?

But it... It's not a shed.

It is a shed, Tom!

Where is your dignity?

You're a grown man,

you work hard all your life,

and this is where you're going to end up?

With your ex-wife and her lover living in the house you paid for.

Well, no, it's not like that.

This... it's only temporary.

Grow some balls, Tom.

So, we're all set for tonight. I've got steaks...

'I was actually wondering if we could cancel tonight.'

Well, you've already cancelled twice.

It's just, I've had kind of a stressy day. I don't feel...

'Babe, babe, they've been asking to meet you for months.

'It looks weird.'

Forget it. Sorry, er, how many bottles of wine will I get?

'Actually, my folks aren't really big drinkers.'

And I think we should take it easy, too.

I want them to get to know ya. Why?

Er... No worries.

Erm, see you later.

PHONE RINGS Oh, wow!

Hello, Bernie Sheridan's phone.

Is my mom there? Tell him I'll call him back.

'She's actually in the middle of something.

'Can I get her to call you back?'

Yeah, tell her don't bother.

Bit more of a smile...

Smile?

HE SIGHS Just a little one.

HE MOUTHS

SHUTTER CLICKS

I know it's a sad story,

but no-one wants to see a face like a flattened fanny

in the morning paper, do they?

Right, well what about the wall? She's good sitting.

Let's sit you on the wall.

OK.

Shiv!

How d'you find me? A friend said you might be here.

JACK CHUCKLES

Well, come on in. Grab a pew, here.

Do you want a tea? Sure.

Takes a few minutes to get going, but, er...

it's as good as a kettle.

So... CLEARS THROAT

..this is where you're living?

Isn't it great? I get all this for free.

And Stevie loves it, so...

Won't they move you on?

Ah, yeah, they move me on all the time.

I just find somewhere else.

Now, where did I leave that mug?

It's in here somewhere.

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

Cross your legs.

Really?! Yeah.

Now, head back and big smile!

I don't think I...

She was murdered.

And you're making sure that people remember her.

Lovely!

Ah, great!

Gorgeous! Show us them pins!

Ah yeah, that's the ticket!

RAPID CLICKS

Oh, yeah!

Lovely!

So, I saw that review of your...

Ah, fuck.

Total stitch-up.

That reviewer was just pissed off at me cos I didn't call her back.

You slept with the reviewer?

Years ago. Where's the fuckin' professionalism?

JACK SCOFFS

Anyway, whatever about the rest of my life,

my work's never been better, so...

Listen, Jack... Did you mean what you said to me?

At Caroline's engagement thing?

Oh, Jesus!

That night was...

If you mean what I said about you being a mediocre artist...

I mean what you said about being in love with me.

Cos... EXHALES

..I had no idea.

I mean, maybe I had some idea deep down, but...

Anyway, I've been thinking about that and...

..I've been thinking about you, a lot.

I'm in a relationship.

It's serious.

The guy who collected you?

He's decent and...

..caring and committed.

Sounds boring.

He's good for me.

I don't think you were...

I don't think you and I were very good for each other.

No...

..probably not.

But I... I don't wanna be...

And how I behaved at the meeting wasn't...

If you wanna come to meetings

or you need support right now, you've every right.

We can be friend... ly.

Or friends, or if you, you know, want that?

Of course, I want that.

You're my best friend.

No-one else has come up here to find me.

I need to be really clear that what happened before

will never happen again.

That's over.

Understood.

You hungry? I've got beans.

LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER

There he is. Mr Big Shot!

Hey, don't be embarrassing. Here, come meet Ant.

WOMAN: Oh! Hey!

INAUDIBLE SPEECH AND LAUGHTER

So moving in together? Big step.

You told them... Be careful.

Because once you do it, it's very hard to extract yourself.

I have been trying for years.

Well, don't look at me. It was his idea.

Well, no-one's forcing it, Ant.

Max has always been an old soul. Even when he was a teenager.

14 going on 40. ANT LAUGHS

60 more like. DEE LAUGHS

So, um, where are you living now Anthony?

Just, erm, at home with the family.

Ugh, poor you. Hey!

Thank you. Max said youse didn't drink.

I thought you'd be total dry shites.

HE LAUGHS

I mean, my family are all teetotal, we're basically all alcoholics.

Really? Your whole family?

Don't mind Dee. Always wants to know everything.

Yes, she's studying to be a therapist.

Thinks she is Dr Freud.

Eh, no, I don't actually think I'm a patriarchal creep

who was perving on his patients,

but I do have an interest in addictions.

Especially in families.

Well, Ant's family have been through a lot,

So... Have we?

I think so.

Oh, OK.

Show me a family that doesn't have problems.

Mm. POLITE CHUCKLING

My brother killed himself. So...

Oh, I'm so sorry.

That's awful. No, it's grand.

Like, I mean, it totally fucked up my parents,

but I don't really remember him, so... That's not true.

What?

Am I not traumatised enough for you? HE SCOFFS

What? Where did that come from?

Well, Carl studied law, too.

Actually, he would have been a perfect boyfriend for you.

Good looking lawyer, total fuck-up.

LAUGHS DRUNKENLY

All the boxes ticked! SNORTS

Oh, though, he wasn't queer, though, was he?

Although, who actually knows because he did, like...

GLASSES CLATTER ..top himself

before any of us could actually find out.

So who knows?

WINE SLOSHES IN GLASS Thank you.

Hm?

You've got something on your nose. Hm?

Thanks.

If you ever wanna talk...

Nice to meet you, Anthony. Yes, you too.

I'll call you tomorrow. Hm?

Take care, son.

EXHALES SHAKILY

You were doing coke in the Jacks, Ant?

I was trying to sober up...

MAX SIGHS I really fucked up, didn't I?

Do you want me to go? I think we need to talk about this.

I'm not sure we're ready for... It's OK.

I'll go. Ant...

I'll go.

Bernie.

Can I have a word...

..er, in private?

Now? Can it wait?

I've had a long day.

TOM SIGHS I 'spose.

Well, no, it can't wait, actually.

Well, can we just finish this round? We're kind of in the middle of...

No, we can't just finish this round, Finbar!

I wanna have a fucking word with me ex-fucking-wife

in my own fucking home.

Thank you very fucking much.

Tom?!

Caroline! CAR DOOR SLAMS

Caroline, look, I'm really sorry about earlier.

Are you OK?

SHARP WHISTLE Brought the party!

Booze-free Prosecco.

Doesn't matter.

The famous Caroline?

Ant? Big night, yeah?

I thought you were having dinner with Max's parents.

ANT GROANS

Oh! Everyone's here. Great!

Cos Shiv's actually got some good news.

We're getting a divorce...

..and your father wants to sell the house out from under us.

What's your good news?

# It's over You're lying on a cold shoulder

# Let's do whatever to forget her

# She's leaving you, just let her Cos you're better off

# Oh, I don't wanna see you Waste another day

# Your heart break, your heart break

# I don't wanna see you Waste another day

# Your heart break Your heart break

# I don't wanna see you... #

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