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Honey, does that board need to sit right
there?
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I mean, nobody's coming to your meeting.
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Besides, you don't even know how to
spell committee.
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Why must you be such a pessimist?
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We don't even need a neighborhood watch
committee.
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Nothing ever happens on the street.
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Hello there, neighbor.
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I'm Lexi.
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Welcome to the first neighborhood watch
committee.
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Hi, I'm Kieran. I moved in last week.
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Sorry I'm late. That's okay.
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I'm just glad somebody showed up.
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Sure.
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Gary. Gary. This is Kieran. Kieran, this
is my husband, Gary.
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Nice to meet you.
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I told you this is a bad idea. We don't
need a neighborhood watch committee.
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Can I just have some dinner? I'm
starving.
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Don't mind him.
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Sadly, it seems as though I'm the only
one worried about this neighborhood's
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safety.
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You know, I used to be the head of the
committee back where I used to live
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before me and my wife split up.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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Sorry to hear of your wife, but here,
let's get started. Why don't you have a
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seat next to my husband?
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Fellow neighbors, thank you for coming
to the first neighborhood... Honey, you
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blocked the TV, honey. Not now, honey.
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Where was I?
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You know what, let's just move on to the
scenario exercises.
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Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
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Great. So in this scenario, I'll pretend
to be the burglar and you two pretend
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to be the homeowners and see if you can
hear me sneaking in. Okay?
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Great. Okay, now turn off the TV and see
if you can hear me sneaking in.
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Really, Gary?
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What? You know I'm a bad hearing.
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Oh, you're selective hearing.
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Karen, what would you do in this
situation?
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Well, I would exit the building safely.
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I'd grab my cell phone or use a
neighbor's phone and call the police.
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Very good.
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What a good answer.
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Now, if your burglar tries to attack
you, I have some self -defense
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to show you.
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But they're mostly geared towards women.
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That's fine. I don't mind seeing them.
Thanks.
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Okay, for this scene, you be the burglar
and I'll be the victim. Okay? Okay.
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Now try to attack me.
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Okay.
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Now, if you were a real burglar, I'd be
squeezing really hard.
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Um, Gary, I'm going to finish some of
these other scenarios upstairs with
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Kieran.
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Uh, great.
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You'll need that.
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See you later.
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The next one is geared more for women
again, but stuff like you might have a
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fair share of stalkers.
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Stalkers,
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peeping poms, crazy ex -girlfriends,
whatever.
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Yeah, I guess.
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So, why don't you go outside and then
pretend to attack, and I'll show you
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to do in this video.
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Okay, now open the door silently and
pretend that you're spying on me.
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Oh no, an intruder!
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Whatever shall I do?
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Is this still an exercise?
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Okay, listen.
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Your husband's downstairs. I don't think
this is such a good idea.
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Don't worry about him.
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What a lovely new neighbor I have.
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Take it all the way.
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All the way. Make it disappear.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, I am. Just go watch your game and
migrate some leftovers in the meantime.
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Fine.
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Okay, listen.
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We need to... We cannot be doing this.
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You're just being gorgeous.
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It's fine. Trust me. Just...
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh,
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my God, look at that.
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Yeah, I like that clap. I like that
little beat.
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Let me see those little puppy dog eyes
looking at me.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Thank you.
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Take it.
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More.
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Do it.
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Turn around, sit on this.
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Turn around, sit on this. Turn around,
let me see this beautiful ass.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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That's the shit.
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That's the bad.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Kill, kill, kill
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