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Okay, Charlie. Let's go.
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Time for Daddy to
take you to school.
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Forgetting something, Bob?
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Um... uh,
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keys, wallet, phone.
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No, I'm good.
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How about your pants?
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You're not taking Charlie
to school in your bathrobe.
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Honey, it's Little Dolphins
Preschool. It's not Buckingham Palace.
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- Go change.
- I haven't showered yet.
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Then I gotta get dressed, take Charlie,
come back, get undressed, shower,
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then get dressed all over again.
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You mean like a regular person?
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Hey, he's planning on taking
a shower. Let's not push it.
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Teddy, you want a ride?
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Yeah, but you...
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can drop me off a block away.
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Me too.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, honey I'm so glad you're here,
I need you to do something for me.
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Oh, again?
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You know, for once, I'd
like to just drop off my dirties,
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eat the breakfast you make for me and
leave with my clothes clean and folded.
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I'll pass that on to the staff.
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Okay, look. I need you to take
Toby to the playground later.
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And you're going too.
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Why me?
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Because your brother has
a bad record with babies.
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- What are you talking about?
- Oh, come on. You lost Charlie.
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Twice.
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You raced Charlie. Twice.
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And those are the
things I know about.
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When did I become
the responsible one?
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Oh, honey, you didn't.
I'm just out of options.
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What about that
staff you mentioned?
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody
seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is, up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,
I've survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby
Things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your
future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything
turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure, life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me, it
comes back around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
Who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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Far enough.
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Well, don't you want
me to come in with you?
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No, thank you.
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Mr. Duncan.
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Hey, teacher Emma!
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It's "Director"
now. And it's Emily.
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Oh, wow, look at that. They
even promoted your name.
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Well, congratulations,
Director Emily.
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Uh... I hate to ask you this.
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But, you do know you're
in a bathrobe, right?
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I was just dropping Charlie off.
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You know what? I'm in, I'm out,
you won't even know I'm here.
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Oh, but I do know you're here.
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And you're in violation
of our dress code.
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You've got a dress
code for drop-off?
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And pick-up.
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We have rules here.
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And I expect all
parents to follow them.
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Come on!
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Oh! I put four kids
through Little Dolphins.
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How about cutting
me a little slack?
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What I'd like to cut
you, Mr. Duncan...
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Are some slacks.
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Hey, Kelsey. How was practice?
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Not good. There was this
accident, and one of the girls got hurt.
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Oh, no.
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I'd explain it to you, but it involves
a lot of technical cheerleading stuff
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you probably
wouldn't understand.
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- What happened?
- We dropped her.
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Yeah, she's okay. But now we have to
replace her before our big trip to Oahu.
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Oahu?
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Yeah, it's where the National
Cheerleading Competition is this year.
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Oh, man!
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I love that place. I went
there with my family.
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I'd love to go there
without my family.
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Yeah, well, tryouts are later.
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- I could try out.
- Really? That would be awesome!
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Go, Teddy!
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Hi, Gabe.
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Hi, Kelsey.
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I didn't know you
were a cheerleader.
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- I am. And you know who else might be?
- Hmm?
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I thought you said you
didn't like cheerleaders.
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They were always the
dumbest kids in school.
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No, Gabe.
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I said they're the
funnest kids in school.
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Yeah, we are super fun.
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You know, the coach
actually tried to recruit me
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to The Squad freshman year.
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Why?
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Isn't it obvious?
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Imagine all this...
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in that.
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Now, you've ruined it.
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All right, since we have to be here,
can we at least make things interesting?
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How about a bet?
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I'm listening.
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All right.
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How about this?
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I bet you can't fit
into this baby swing.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, a cheeseburger says I can.
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- You're on.
- Hold on.
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A cheeseburger with onions.
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- Fine.
- Hold on.
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And mustard.
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- Fine.
- And not just plain old yellow mustard,
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- I'm talking about the kind of mustard...
- Okay, just do it.
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Okay. All right.
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Hang on.
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Okay, this is not over.
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I have an idea.
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Let's go!
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Forgetting something?
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I knew that.
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You don't actually think I'd
forget a baby three times, do you?
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Let's take it one bet at a time.
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- Hey, girls.
- Hey, mom.
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Whatcha doing?
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My friend Kelsey sent me this
video of a cheerleading routine.
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I have to learn it for tryouts.
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Really?
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Okay, so I looked through
all of your old yearbooks
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to confirm you were
never a cheerleader.
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That's why I'm telling you this.
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Well, honey.
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You know, I had to choose.
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Be one of many
cheerleaders or be the mascot.
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There's only one
Wammy the Rammy!
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Charlie, honey, have I ever told you
about my years as Wammy the Rammy?
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Coming!
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Mom, I'm kind of surprised
you chose mascot,
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since your face was
hidden under a giant head.
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Mm-hmm. I struggled with that.
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But then I realized
that the head...
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could fall off...
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twice a performance.
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Which became my trademark.
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Good luck.
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Is she gone?
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All clear, Charlie.
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Okay, Teddy. Here's the routine.
See if you can stay with me.
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Seven, eight...
run, run, run, run.
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Step, turn, step, turn.
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Run, run, run, run.
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Step, turn, step, turn.
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Step, step, hip, cross.
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Open, cross, down, up.
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Go Rams!
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And that's all there is to it.
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Piece of cake.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to the Mall to
get some things for Oahu.
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That's right, Charlie.
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Your sister's going to Hawaii!
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Hey hey! Hoot, hoot!
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I'm off to buy a bathing suit.
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Hey hey, hoot, hoot...
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Woo!
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Now, here's where
it get complicated.
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Uh-oh.
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Huh!
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Okay, what's with the huh-ing?
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Oh, Director Emily had a little
problem with my robe this morning.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. I should have
said something before you left.
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Look...
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uh, according to the
Little Dolphins handbook...
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"When dropping off children,
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pajamas, lounge-wear
and sleepwear of any kind"...
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are strictly prohibited".
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It's no big deal, Bob,
okay? Just let it go.
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Oh, just let it
go. Just like that.
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Yeah, just like that.
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All right, all right, all
right. I'll... I'll let it go.
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I'm letting it go.
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Look.
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It's gone.
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Good.
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Oh, no.
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You really wanna
win this bet, don't you?
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It is now a question of honor.
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You're buttering your
legs to fit into a baby swing.
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Honor comes in many flavors.
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Okay.
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Uh-huh.
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Ah, yes!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yup. Oh!
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And I'm stuck.
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Stuck?
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- Are you sure?
- Yup yup, I'm sure.
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Okay, well, I...
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I guess I should
probably do something.
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- How about this?
- What?
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- Whee!
- Hey!
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Whee!
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Mrs. Lutes, hello!
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Teddy Duncan. I was a little surprised
to see your name on the sign-up sheet.
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Why? We've talked
about cheerleading before.
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Right, I remember that conversation.
I suggested you try out and you said...
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"I'll become a cheerleader
when I lose 50 I.Q. Points".
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I say some crazy things.
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No, uh, I have so much
respect for cheerleading now.
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I've seen "bring it on", like...
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twice.
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This has nothing to do
with our big trip, does it?
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You're taking a trip?
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Wait. This is the first
I'm hearing of this.
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All right, let's
see what you got.
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Hit it.
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Woo! Woo!
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Woo! Woo!
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Go Rams!
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Keep going.
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Go Rams!
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I don't understand. How
can you get in, but not out?
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Oh, it's hot, and...
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my legs are cooking
with all this butter.
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They've swelled up like
a couple of hairy hot dogs.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Yeah, no, we'll be
home soon. I just, uh...
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Just gotta get this
kid outta the swing.
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All right, I'll talk to
you soon. Okay, bye.
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Dude, you gotta
get me outta here.
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I'm losing feeling
in my hot dogs.
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My buns don't
feel so good either.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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I blew my...
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- stupid cheerleading tryout.
- Oh.
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So, what's the big deal?
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I fail at stupid
things all the time.
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Kinda what I'm known for.
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Yeah, well, I'm known
for being a winner.
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Teddy, a winner is someone who
gets back up after being knocked down.
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No, PJ.
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A winner is someone
who doesn't lose.
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So much for that fortune cookie.
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I just can't believe
I'm not going to Oahu.
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It's all my own fault.
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Let me tell you a story, sis.
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This is a story that happened
a long, long time ago.
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Not today.
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There was this guy
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who made a bet
with his brother...
259
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:03,750
that he could fit
into a baby swing.
260
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,458
Now, he couldn't
at first, but...
261
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,500
did he give up?
262
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,834
No.
263
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,041
He buttered up his legs...
264
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,625
Forced 'em into that swing.
265
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,778
Now, that's what
I call a winner.
266
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,333
You're wearing a
baby swing, aren't you?
267
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,458
I might be.
268
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:32,000
Quick! Mom's coming
upstairs! Hide! Go go!
269
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,041
What... Mom is not home.
270
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,453
I know, I just wanted to
see him run around like that.
271
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,583
Good morning, Charlie.
272
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,250
Did mommy drop you off today?
273
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,333
No.
274
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,959
Good morning.
275
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:01,834
Bye, Daddy.
276
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,583
Sayonara, Sweetie.
277
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,792
Mr. Duncan?
278
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,583
I thought we discussed
the dress code.
279
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,417
Yes. And I read the
handbook cover to cover.
280
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,542
Then why are you wearing a robe?
281
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,291
Oh!
282
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,041
No. This is not a robe.
283
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,583
This is a kimono.
284
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,333
It is a traditional
Japanese garment.
285
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,834
Often worn at weddings
and tea ceremonies.
286
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:31,709
It is not sleepwear,
it is not lounge-wear,
287
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,583
and therefore is
allowed at the school.
288
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,083
Game, set...
289
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,750
and match!
290
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,709
You know, if you
were a little dolphin,
291
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,125
you'd be in a
time-out right now.
292
00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,959
Oh, let me put this
in little dolphin talk.
293
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,875
The kimono...
294
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,709
Not a no-no.
295
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,125
So, until tomorrow then?
296
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,709
When Bob Duncan takes a
trip to the continent of Europe.
297
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:02,750
Oh, do I have your attention?
298
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,583
( 9upbeat music )
299
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,834
Oh, Mrs. Lutes, hi! Um...
300
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:18,500
If you have a second, I'd love to
explain what happened at my tryout.
301
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,750
What happened was
you didn't make the team.
302
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:25,000
I know. But do you know
why I didn't make the team?
303
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,417
Because you were terrible?
304
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,417
Okay, but do you
know why I was terrible?
305
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,750
Because you have no talent.
306
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,083
Let's try a different tack.
307
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,646
- Because you're uncoordinated.
- We're not doing that anymore!
308
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,041
Look.
309
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,625
Being on this team is
very important to me.
310
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,667
In fact, it's always been a
dream of mine to be a cheerleader
311
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,000
for the last half
of my senior year.
312
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,166
Well, seeing as we
haven't filled the spot,
313
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,458
I'm gonna give you one
more chance to prove yourself.
314
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:58,166
This time at a
real sporting event.
315
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,333
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
316
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,667
Well, what is it?
317
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,166
Volleyball?
318
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,625
Basketball?
319
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,625
Eh, not exactly.
320
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,458
You can do it! Woo-hoo!
321
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,041
Oh!
322
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,625
Get it out! Get it out!
323
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,583
All out!
324
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,625
Way to go, way to be!
325
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,834
I think we have an emergency!
326
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,250
Are you guys not seeing this?
327
00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,041
Good morning, honey.
328
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,083
You look beautiful today.
329
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,500
So do you.
330
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:55,375
So,
331
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,333
wearing a skirt puts you
in a good mood, huh?
332
00:17:58,417 --> 00:17:59,667
It's not a skirt.
333
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,834
It's a kilt!
334
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:07,375
It's not sleepwear. It's not
lounge-wear and therefore...
335
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,500
Is permitted at drop-off.
336
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,959
Every day I fall in love
with you all over again.
337
00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:18,208
You know, yesterday
I told Director Emily...
338
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,583
"The kimono not a no-no".
339
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,542
I wonder what I'm
gonna tell her today.
340
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,917
Well, don't rack your
brain. Director Emily called.
341
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:33,250
You and your international wardrobe
have been banned from the school.
342
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,417
Oh! No, no, no!
343
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,166
- This is not over.
- Yes, it is.
344
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,375
No, it's not over
until I say it's over.
345
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:42,542
- I just said it's over.
- Well, okay. Now it's over.
346
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,083
Shaved my legs for nothing.
347
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:58,959
Hey, I've been meaning to thank
you for taking Toby to the park.
348
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,250
Oh, no problem.
349
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,542
There were no mishaps,
350
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,000
nobody got lost.
351
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,041
Three people left,
three people came back.
352
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,709
- The same three people.
- Yeah.
353
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,834
Come here. Give
your mother a hug.
354
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:14,875
Oh.
355
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,000
No, thanks.
356
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,208
PJ...
357
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,291
Hug.
358
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,375
Now.
359
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,333
Is there something
you wanna tell me?
360
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,500
No.
361
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,583
PJ.
362
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,041
I know you're wearing a swing.
363
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,750
You know you're wearing a swing.
364
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,750
Can we just be
honest with each other?
365
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,083
Or we could just...
366
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,250
Pretend we don't know and...
367
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,083
go about our day.
368
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,291
Pretend we don't know?
369
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,417
Okay.
370
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,750
- Bye, mom!
- Bye, Sweetie.
371
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,333
Teddy...
372
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,583
I hear you did great at
the cross-country meet.
373
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,709
That the runners loved
you, the fans loved you
374
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:23,041
and so did the paramedics.
375
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,542
So, am I on the team?
376
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,667
Yes, you are.
377
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,792
Woo-hoo!
378
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,083
Hey, save some of
that spirit for Ohio.
379
00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:40,375
I'm sorry, what?
380
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:43,417
The cheerleading competition
is in Columbus, Ohio.
381
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,667
The Big Apple of the Midwest.
382
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:47,625
Ohio?
383
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,709
You said Oahu!
384
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:50,875
I did?
385
00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:55,375
I always mix those up.
386
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,417
I'm such a cheerleader!
387
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,375
Ohio. Not Oahu.
388
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,250
I thought it was weird
we were taking the bus.
389
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,625
Well, Charlie,
390
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,625
I made fun of cheerleaders
all my life, and...
391
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,500
now I am one.
392
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,792
My reward...
393
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,709
27 hours on a bus.
394
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,291
Go, Teddy!
395
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:30,166
To pass the time, Kelsey and
I will be working on this puzzle.
396
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:34,917
She's gonna learn where the states
are and how to pronounce them.
397
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,709
- PJ!
- Huh?
398
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,375
Hi, there.
399
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,166
Uh,
400
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,083
I see you got the
baby swing off.
401
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,166
Yes, I did.
402
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,458
- Make any new bets?
- Yes, I did.
403
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,041
That's your gene pool.
404
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:02,834
Good luck, Charlie.
405
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,625
How about this?
406
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:11,875
I bet you, you can't
throw this pine cone,
407
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,667
- have it hit that
street sign, - Uh-huh.
408
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,333
Ricochet off the bird's nest,
409
00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,834
knock the glass out
of that lady's hands,
410
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,333
carom off the cat,
411
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,250
have it bounce
off the trampoline,
412
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,875
and then hit the
giant in the head.
413
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:25,792
Question.
414
00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,333
Why is there a
giant in the park?
415
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,333
Do you want the bet or not?
416
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,250
Cone me.
417
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,625
All right.
418
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,208
Yeah!
419
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:45,834
Yeah!
420
00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:47,125
Woo! I got it!
421
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:48,625
Huh.
422
00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:50,629
- I gotta say, that was a heck of a shot.
- Yeah.
423
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:53,083
Oh...
424
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,917
I am not the guy you
wanna be messing with.
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