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[digital hum]

[upbeat, bright music]

[music increases, then halts]

-[static]
-[beep]

Injured in an accident through
no fault of your own?

You may be entitled to
financial compensation.

We don't always see
what's coming in life,

and sometimes the worst happens.

Whether it be a simple slip
on the driveway,

medical malpractice that leaves
part of your body

mangled and deformed.

[deep dramatic tone]

If you're in pain, call me,
Mosley Rosin.

I know pain.

[female voice]
We are confident
you'll discover

the difference for yourself.

Unmatched quality.

[male voice]
Faster than an
eight-cylinder engine.

More powerful than
800 horsepower.

It's Captain Savings at your
service at
Westridge Automotive.

Hey, that vehicle's overpriced.

I've had enough of you,
Professor High Price.

-[thuds]
-[groaning] Ow, ow, hey!

[male voice]
The more you
compare, the more

you'll appreciate
Westridge Automotive

-Group today.
-[groaning]

How can we compete
with that

-kind of integrity?
-Shut up.

[female reporter]
...smooth off
of Augustus Drive.

Expect delays near
Ridgewood East.

A fender bender is holding up
traffic all the way up to

Beltline,
if you're traveling south,

and up to
Ridgewood Valley Road.

And it appears some folks
in our city's north side

got a bit of a rude awakening
during the early hours

in the morning when
several residences

were quoted, "Very sleep--"

[male voice]
...old uncomfortable mattress

and have a good night today.

And get up to 50% of the value
of your previous mattress

to go towards
your new purchase.

Mattress Mattress Surplus.

Where good dreams
are guaranteed.

People always ask me, "Jenny,
what makes the
perfect sandwich?"

Probably fresh bread made
daily.

With the best vegetables
cut up just right.

With your choice of chicken,
bacon, or ham.

I choose ham.

Oh, but I add one more thing.

She's got the sauce!

[several people]
She's got the sauce!

[male voice]
The exact
right amount of pressure.

And the exact right environment
to create something

so unique. Something--

[male reporter]
...reported to
be only a mild ground
disruption.

A WCC official is now testing

the ground soil around the
Crossroads Shopping Complex.

Where patrons
were shocked to find--

[static]

[ominous hum]

[man]
In an ever-expanding
universe of flavor,

do you ever feel
like you've seen it all?

Welcome to Buffet Infinity.

[deep breaths]

We're talking pizza,
burgers, and...

[man 2]
And more.

[man]
Opening soon.

[man 2]
At the
Crossroads Shopping Complex.

[man]
With a beautifully
designed interior and exterior.

Please park around front
of the building.

Yum yum, beef tacos.

You'll be asking for
seconds, thirds...

-[man 2]
And more.
-[man]
...and more.

Right next to the Pet n' Play
and Brooks Electronics.

[man 2]
Plenty of parking around
the front of the building.

[man]
You are gonna love the--

[female voice]
...is putting on a brave face.

Hiding everything
going on inside?

Anxiety and depression?

Stubborn thoughts
of inadequacy?

Feeling like your goals are so
far out of reach,

you turn to unhealthy
decision-making?

Find the better you, inside.

Talk to your doctor about new--

[male voice]
...the most modern stereos,
electronics, and appliances.

Great deals every day.

Locally owned and operative.

Brooks.
The future is where--

[news anchor]
Warning residents
to not throw trash

or other items
into the sinkhole.

And that it will result
in a fine by the city.

And could potentially result in
further erosion

to what they
call a very vulnerable a--

[female voice]
...place for
your dog to go when
you're on the go?

Try Pet n' Play.

A dog-sitting service that

loves your dogs
almost as much as--

I'm thinking about
whether my famous

beef stroganoff
will still be warm by

the time I make it to
the potluck.

What I'm not thinking about
is road conditions.

Oncoming traffic.

And certainly not my
car insurance payments.

-[tires screech]
-[crash]

[car honking]

[lively music]

Something like this could really
affect my premiums.

Good thing I got Steve Babbacock

and I secured my monthly
payments for a year.

The hardest thing
I'm going to have to do

is explain this to my h--

[female voice]
Get the lowest prices

guaranteed.

Buy USFA T-bone steak

for 2.88 per kilograms.

That's 56 cents
cheaper than our--

[Jenny]
Jenny's signature
sandwich sauce that is.

But what makes it so tasty?

Shh. Family secret.

When people ask me what makes
the perfect sandwich,

I have to say, "I don't know."

Because it's not about
finding perfection.

It's about finding something
that you love.

And hoping that other people
like it too.

[chuckles softly] 'Cause at Je--

[female voice]
...five people
prefer fat-free margarine
options

in a taste test with
traditional butter,

it doesn't take a genius
to recognize--

[digital skittering]

[sharp whoosh]

[digital skittering]

[sharp whoosh]

[male voice]
...over one million dollars.

Only three more days to pick up
your tickets

for our fabulous cash prize,
or--

♪ Come on down to Ahmed's Pawn
You know that it's iconic ♪

♪ If you like instruments ♪

♪ Or used electronics ♪

♪
All the inventory here
Is of the highest class
♪

♪ Come to Ahmed's Pawn
Or kiss my-- Shhh ♪

♪
Uh oh, she said no
♪

♪ Now I'm selling
My wedding ring ♪

♪
Here's some money, brother
♪

♪
Sure to make you sing
♪

[both] ♪
Even though she didn't
Return your affection
♪

♪
Come to Ahmed's Pawnshop
♪

♪
I don't ask
♪

[female voice]
Mystery in your life?

[reading]

Okay...

How about all the above without
ever leaving your bedroom?

Oh, the Westridge Bookfair

-is coming to the Ridgewood
Community Center.
-[static]

It's only a few
short weeks away.

Amazing new and used copies
available

of the greatest works
of literature

by all the most legendary minds
in the history of the--

[male voice]
Magic?

Maybe.

An illusion? You decide.

[soft static]

[ominous hum]

[soft music]

[man]
Come have a little bit of
everything at Buffet Infinity,

where we guarantee to have
what you're looking for.

Whether it be fresh salads,
homemade pizza,

the best hot and crispy chicken
this side of Texas,

with plenty of parking around
the front of the building.

It's a new and nicely decorated
all-you-can-eat restaurant.

You're not going to
believe the prices.

[reading]

And great parking up front.

Try our coconut shrimp,
assorted veggies,

our legendary Jamaican jerk
mahi-mahi.

It's like nothing that
you've tasted before.

-Unlike our neighbors,
the sinkhole--
-[man 2]
The ground disruption.

...will not be affecting our
business hours.

So come enjoy our hibachi bar,

assorted Chinese options.
With endless possibilities,

and a menu that's
growing every day.
[overlapping]
Growing every day.

Just off Highway 1,
Buffet Infinity.

Always looking for ways
to serve you better.

You're gonna love the food.

Having a young family
can really be a handful.

After my road accident,

keeping up with the kids all day
can really wear me out.

Certainly wears out my finances.

From lunches, to toys,

-to making stroganoff, to--
-[glass breaks]

-[baby cries]
-[boy] Mom!

To whatever else
might come up.

Under family liability home
insurance with Steve Babbacock,

I know I'm covered.

Are you prepared for
what's coming?

[female voice]
Seafood,
chicken, dessert options,

Chinese, and pizza. Oh, my!

With a fun new twist, you're
going to have to see to b--

I'm an a-hole? Why?

Because I want what's
best for my clients?

Well, I'm afraid you messed
with the wrong a-hole.

I want double our asking price.

[phone hangs up]

If you've been hurt through
no fault of your own,

and left with
permanent injuries,

you deserve to be compensated.

Many years ago, I was born with
a small physical deviation.

Nothing serious, but

because it was incorrectly
treated by doctors,

it led to extreme discomfort,
pain,

and difficulty making friends.

Eventually, I put myself
through law school,

and sued those doctors, and now
I have my own law firm.

[deep dramatic tone]

[sipping]

I'm the tough, smart lawyer

with my own personal history
with trauma.

[female voice]
No tipping!
Grab a plate, load up,

eat and leave without
seeing a single member--

[male reporter]
For such a
variety of food at such
an amazing price,

it's hard not
to feel sorry for the--

[Jenny]
When people ask me
what makes for a great night
on the town,

I say, "I don't know."

Sometimes it's having
that human touch.

[slow music]

Sometimes it's the atmosphere.

Or being open to midnight
every weekday.

Having delicious, classic
sandwich options.

And now with fresh mozzarella,
salami, and zingy prosciutto.

While not going overboard with
way too many different options.
We're--

[soft static]

[ominous hum]

And fresh Italiano bread.

[hum intensifying]

Maybe it's a delicious
signature sandwich
sauce recipe

that's straight from Italy.

[magical whoosh]

Give her the love she deserves

at Jenny's Sandwich Shop.

Now open till midnight.

[male voice]
Born on the
dying planet of Saveon,

Captain Savings is born
with superhero sense

of justice and fair pricing.

[distant evil laugh]

Uh-oh, sounds like trouble.

[male voice]
When Captain
Savings sees his arch-nemesis

Professor High Price
handing out

high-interest monthly loans
to innocent citizens,

the captain must--

You'll be able
to pay back any time.

Who knows?

Maybe even your life... time.

[evil laugh]

Soon, all will know
my suffering.

-Uh-oh.
-[record scratches]

Oh, no, my dignity!

Crap, crap, crap, crap.
Crap!

If there's one thing I hate,
it's dishonest,

-unfair,
-Ow! Ow!

-high-pressure sales tactics.
-Ow! My face!

[screaming]

For super deals
at super low prices.

[female voice]
...skills to
the next level, a premium
cookware is here to help.

[female voice]
Hey you, trouble recognizing
the man in the mirror?

Because of body image issues

and stubborn thoughts
of inadequacy?

The better you, inside,

feels helpless when
he sees you making

unhealthy choices

that are only
gonna make things harder.

He's in there somewhere,
and he's waiting.

Talk to your doctor about n--

[soft static]

[digital skittering]

[sharp whoosh]

[digital skittering]

[sharp whoosh]

[ominous hum]

[digital skittering]

[male reporter]
...one sees
the dog, to please

contact the family immediately

and do not try and approach
the miniature chihuahua

without its eye drops every
five hours, it's legally--

[female voice]
...and unmatched
prices are our specialty.

You'll discover
the difference for

-yourself when you step in--
-[ominous hum]

[man]
...right place for a night
on the town?

Come see the stars in her eyes,

as well as in her various
other reassuring

reflective surfaces.

At Buffet Infinity, you are
someone special to someone.

You'll feel even
more special to them

when you come try out our
new special Italian cuisine,

including meatballs,
spaghetti with meatballs,

Italian coffee cappuccino,

risotto, blue cheese linguine
with mozzarella,

not to mention our
endless wine selection

with fresh bread made daily,

just like they do in the
old country of Italy.

We focus on a lot because
we deliver a lot,

a lot more than just a single
type of sandwich sauce.

Deliver a lot of
intimate setting

and delicious food for
your partner to eat, drink,

giving them energy for
intimacy later.

Come and enjoy
our intimate fine silverware,

polished metal plates,
brass doorknobs,

reflective enough that you'll
be able to see yourself

and say,
"Hey... hey, that's me.

And I'm with the person
that I love the most

-in the whole world."
-[glasses clink]

Now open till 1 a.m.
on the weekend.

Two doors down
from Jenny's Sa--

[female reporter]
...miniature chihuahua

with a reputation of being

curious and charming.

But unknown to the staff
of the Pet n' Play,

she was also looking to go
on her own adventure.

I didn't understand how she
could get out of the building...

[female reporter]
When
Stephenie Dubeki left her
furry friend Shiva

at the local
pet sitting facility,

she had no idea it would
lead to a story

of perseverance,
faith, and the--

[Jenny]
People are always
asking me, "What's your goal?"

Our goal is to make great
sandwiches that we believe in.

-When you have real ingredients
made by real people,
-[soft static]

it doesn't matter what gimmicks
the other guys try and pull.

Oh, and did I mention?

She's got the sauce.

She's got the sauce.

-She's got the sauce.
-She's got the sauce.

[Jenny]
Also, we're the only restaurant

that offers the Avery family
secret sauce.

Dating back nearly
a hundred years

to my grandmother in Italy.

And if it's
good enough for her...

It's good enough for me.

It just goes to show, when you
make the right choice,

-you don't
need endless options.
-[soft static]

Though, this Canada Day,
we will be including

something extra special.

[ominous hum]

Introducing, banana loaf.

[pulsating hums]

[male voice]
...money-saving
tip is to program

your thermostat
to recommended set--

[female voice reading]

Receive 50% off with purchase
of this and any other edition

of the
Serpent and the Starship
series

by a certain author, sensei,

religious scholar,
and recording artist.

Come by this Wednesday
where the man himself

-will be doing a
live meet and greet.
-[soft static]

Free admission will be
given to contestants

-in Westridge Bookfair's
Funniest Foot Contest.
-[ominous hum]

And there's
still time to enter.

Send in a picture
of you and your toes

in the funniest
position you can imagine.

Whether they are wiggling or--

[Stephenie] I never really
gave up hope on her.

[female reporter]
This is
just one instance

of missing pets that
include five dogs,

three hamsters,
and seven birds.

The owners of the Pet n' Play

assure WP8i

that the sinkhole
in the back parking lot

-of the business was not--
-[ominous hum]

[soft static]

[man]
Sounds like
something's cooking
in the Buffet Infinity oven

this Canada Day.

What better way to celebrate
this Canada Day

than with a
Canadian classic.

True patriot pancakes.

In all our salmon's command.

Donuts! Perfect for
any growing Canadian.

[reading]

Okay, now what's that sound?

-Is that a Montreal
crêpe station?
-[sizzling]

Yes, it is. But it's also

the sound of our expansion
of the recently

foreclosed
Pet n' Play next door.

See how sounds
can be deceiving?

Double-double down
on our BC oysters.

Fresh as the sounds of newly
installed plumbing

that could easily be confused

-with something it's not.
-[flushing]

That's crazy. As crazy as
believing the noises caused

by our new renovations
are something they're not.

-[man 2]
Mmm, yum!
-[man]
Hey, where are those
birds going?

-[man 2]
I don't know.
-[man]
Maybe stop worrying about

where birds are going and start

celebrating where
you're from...

...with discounts
on locally themed

dishes like
the Yukon cheesecake.

East Coast style calamari.

Hope you love Kraft Dinner.

And introducing
our fresh new taste.

Our brand-new top-secret
sandwich sauce.

As delicious as any sandwich
sauce in the area.

With the sinkhole off Highway 1
no longer expanding,

there's no better time
to come by.

Enjoy our new sandwich sauce.

Park around front and explore.

And who cares what birds think?

-Except you, little guy.
-[loud chirping]

Now, what's that sound?

Ah, we know!

[man 3]
One door down from
Jenny's Sandwich Shop.

[female reporter]
You may have heard a buzz over
the past few weeks

about strange sounds going on
in the atmosphere.

Residents north of Highway 1

began calling in firsthand
accounts

early Monday
with reports of hearing a--

[female voice]
...sounds of you betraying

the better self

you keep locked inside.

Sometimes you can keep that
voice down to a little whisper.

-And other times it is very...
-[ominous hum]

[voice echoing]
...very, very loud.

But it's always present.

And it always wins.

Time for a better you to fight
back and take charge.

-[soft groans]
-Now available--

[Ahmed]
♪ Upscale jewelry ♪

♪ Ready to entice ♪

♪ Pre-owned watches
At rock-bottom price ♪

♪ CD, DVD
A book if you wanna laugh ♪

♪ Not sure what you want ♪

♪ Check our
Knowledgeable staff ♪

♪ What's that
Strange buzzing? ♪

♪ Feels irrational ♪

♪ Come check out our earplugs ♪

♪ Heavy duty or casual ♪

[playful, upbeat music]

♪ Without these, I wouldn't
Get through the night ♪

Without these, I wouldn't
get through the night.

What?
Yeah, me neither.

[female voice]
Safe and reliable
car for your family?

Don't worry,
we have you co--

[male voice]
For a toasty,
tasty treat that'll warm you up
inside out--

[digital skittering]

[sharp whoosh]

[digital skittering]

[sharp whoosh]

[ominous hum]

[digital skittering]

[female voice]
You gotta
hit back at the plaque.

And keep those gums
fresh, fit, and ready to--

[Jenny]
...been to Jenny's
Sandwich Shop recently...

...hold on to your hat.

-That's big!
-[man] That's crazy!

[Jenny]
Time to check out our
new big and crazy sandwich.

Still got your favorite
veggies,

only double stuffed
with extra bread.

With your choice of chicken,
bacon, or ham.

[man] Oh, man, I'm so full.

[Jenny]
Sounds like another
satisfied customer.

The only sound you're
gonna hear coming

from Jenny's Sandwich Shop.

While it might be big and
crazy, we still top it

-[static]
-with the often imitated,
never replicated

Avery family secret sauce.

She's still got the sauce.

[Jenny]
You're as crazy
as this sandwich

if you think you
can top my grandma's secret

100-year-old
Avery family recipe.

-It's made fresh every day
and perfected--
-[ominous hum]

[man]
But what lies
beyond perfection?

Beyond flavor?

Beyond imagination?

[several voices]
Sanity and control.

[eerie laugh]

[distorting whoosh]

-[man]
The new...
-[robotic voice]
Beyond Comprehension Burger.

[man]
All great journeys
start with a single step.

This one starts with the
fresh-baked sesame seed bun.

Slice.
We bring in the mayo.

[echoing]
Mayo!

Buffet Infinity's new

signature sandwich sauce.

So delicious you'll
wonder if it's even

our own creation.
It legally is.

Crinkle-cut pickles.
Aligned just right.

Diced onions.
Oops, let's not spill.

100% Angus beef patty.

Fried up on our
new flameless grill.

Don't forget one slice
of smoked cheddar.

The density has already
become noticeable.

-How many jalapeños?
-[beeping]

That's how many-- Lettuce!

Don't let it fall.

All right, you got it. Wow!

That's one pretty big burger
that's 100% ready to eat.

But hold up one second.
One more Angus beef patty.

This time with Swiss.
But you know what that needs?

Another generous helping of our
signature sandwich sauce.

Really tasty but not enough
to base your whole
personality on it.

That'd be pathetic
and embarrassing.

Top with the bun
and it's almost done.

Almost.

Almost.
Right after we take a trip to

[deepened voice]
Bacon Town.

One strip. Two strip.

[deepened voice]
Three strips.

Balance that out with
a little bit of spinach.

A nice amount of ringed onions.

Just get them all on there.

And one more Angus beef patty.

Topped with smoked Tavarti.

Now, that's a whole lot of--

[male voice]
...before.
Save 25 to 40%

on women's
sportswear throughout our s--

[ominous hum]

[man]
...sauteed portobello
mushrooms.

And an over-easy egg.

[deepened voice]
Another over-easy egg.

One more Angus beef burger
with mozzarella.

Layer delicately and carefully

above the other
products in our burger.

Easy does it. Don't forget
another layer

of that sweet,
sweet sandwich sauce.

Very, very similar to other
sauces in our area.

But all it is is Dijon mustard,
mayo, a few spices,

salt, Worcestershire sauce,

a little
ketchup and cayenne pepper.

Wow! That doesn't
even sound Italian.

And now here
comes the bun and--

No! More crinkle-cut pickles.

[deepened voice]
Okay, and we're adding shrimp?

All right. All right.

And sprouts?

[chuckles]
Okay, and rigato--

[male voice]
Tired of one
mattress brand telling you
one thing

and another one telling you
something else?

One has a high price
with great arch support.

-The other has a low price, but
without the arch support in--
-[ominous hum]

[man]
...know you could use
this breaded chicken breast as
a mattress. It's that big.

-What are we gonna top it with?
-[man 2]
I wouldn't be
embarrassed

to add a little bit
more sandwich sauce.

[man]
The same way a lot of
people aren't embarrassed

to make accusations against
other businesses

when they themselves
pretend to be Italian

when they have a very
obviously Scottish last name.

...at 50% interest on their next
vehicle purchase. [evil laugh]

-Soon, all will know my-- Ah!
-[record scratch]

Oh, no, not again.

50% interest?

-Even for you, that's a new low.
-[Professor] Oh, crap.

-[explosion]
-[screams]

Oh, my God. Ow.

Come to Westridge Auto where you
can enjoy employee pricing plus.

Employee pricing plus?

What's that mean?

It means...

[reading]

...on your new vehicle.
Guaranteed.

[Professor]
Ah! Can you not hear that
horrible never-ending noise?

The only thing I can hear is the
great prices

on select all-wheel
drive vehicles

and hatchbacks in our lot.

[male voice]
It's called front and back
speakers to block out anything

that may or may not be in
everybody's head.

It's Captain Savings at
your service. At West--

[man]
Well, Captain, these fresh
Italian deli slices
aren't in your--

Actually Italian, not Ukrainian
and Scottish playing pretend.

That's why we always add
tons of tuna rolls.

Let's top it all off with a
half ounce of calamari.
[voice echoing]

Oh, we need something
to offset the flavor and I...

Oh, we could use that
stupid fucking

bullshit sauce
that's mostly ketchup.

[distorted echoing voice]
Come and you can see
the realm of freshness.

An entire galaxy of flavor.

Squeezed into every single
bite of towering...
[indistinct]

Science, insanity and control.

[normal voice]
And a bowl of our signature
sandwich sauce for dipping.

[digital rumble]

-[ominous hum]
-[high-pitched ring]

[male voice]
Match the colors
or match the shapes and...

[female voice]
We have produce.

Bread.
We have meat.

We have treats for the kids.
We even have--

[male voice]
Recently lost a loved one?

[soft, bright music]

Can you feel them trying to
communicate with you?

Reaching out this very moment?

[eerie music]

Or have they slipped into the
in-between worlds

where a thousand
lifetimes can be lived

in the blink of an eye?

Help your loved ones escape
that lonely, endless darkness
of the neither-verse.

[magical chimes]

Explore the Crypto-Numerology

Institute of Spiritual
Learning today.

And educate yourself on other
amazing new findings

in this man-made limitation we
call mortality.

[ominous hum]

They're waiting.

[hum increases, then halts]

[male reporter]
...for city's
recent seismic activity.

Updates to the electrical grid.

Others believing that
metallic tooth fillings

catching radio signals might be
the cause to the ambient hum.

While others believe the noise
may be coming from--

[female voice]
Constantly being
reminded of your own
inadequacy?

By being close to things you
want but never having them?

[soft, curious music]

Causing you to turn back
to old, unhealthy
decision-making?

Stop and take another look.

-[ominous hum]
-[bright upbeat music]

[static]

Closer.

[music continues]

[hum intensifying]

[hum increases, then halts]

[male voice]
Eye allergy relief that

-relieves eye allergies fast!
-[magical swoosh]

Try our new, all in one--

[Jenny]
People often ask me,

"What is it that makes a
community strong?"

For me, it's the people.

Living and working in it.

For some, it's local business.

We're just offering
good food at good prices.

And knowing that when something
sounds too good to be true, it
probably is.

And be aware of where that
sound is coming from.

[ominous hum]

[woman]
She's got the sauce!

-[man]
She's got the sauce!
-[man 2]
She's got the sauce!

[Jenny]
It's not about competition.

-[man 3]
She's got the sauce!
-It's about doing what's right.

[man 4 echoing]
She's got the sauce!

The only secret we'd feel
comfortable hiding from you

is the recipe for our delicious
Avery family secret sauce.

And our real, authentic Italian
sandwich sauce recipe,

created by my real authentic
Italian grandmother,

-is and only ever will be
-[ominous hum]

available here at
Jenny's Sandwich Shop.

And be careful what's out there.

Because if they're
selling hooey,

that's what it's gonna
taste like.

[static]

[female reporter]
...community has gathered
to search for

local business owner,
Jennifer Avery.

Police not be--

[male reporter]
...sauce and dedication to her

restaurant.

Patrons recall her not just
knowing

all of her regular's
names, but their birthdays--

[male voice]
Thick.
They look so natural.

Are you sure this
isn't some kind of--

Mm, stroganoff.

[gentle music]

Could use salt.

And my mom could
have used a little

life insurance
before her passing,

since we ended up paying
out of pocket for a funeral.

Leaving our financial future
pretty bleak.

[water running]

[indistinct voice in background]

[sizzling]

[female voice]
The ultimate
in rest. The ultimate in rest.

Relaxation, and--

[static]

[digital skittering]

[static]

[sharp whoosh]

[digital skittering]

-[ominous hum]
-[static]

[digital skittering]

[sharp whoosh]

[ominous hum]

[Mosley in deepened voice]
Beyond death,
all I can see is...

...frauds making false claims
about the afterlife.

And taking advantage
of people in our community.

[deep dramatic tone]

After the diagnosis of
my physical deviation,

both my parents were
deeply troubled.

So much so that they turned
to a pseudo-religious group.

This led me to
emancipating myself

from my parents
at only 14 years old.

I don't know much about
alternate dimensions,

but I do know in this one,

we have laws against deceptive
marketing tactics.

[deep dramatic tone]

Prevent these groups from
taking

advantage of members
of our community.

-Especially the elderly.
-[sipping]

I'm Mosley Rosin.

And I'd say,

"Stick with one of
the four major religions."

[male voice]
...outrageous fee
for a simple credit card and a
simple debit card.

Why not put all of those
payments all together onto
one--

[female reporter]
...7:05 Thursday evening.

Please contact the
WPD immediately.

And now in City Council news,
a legal A injunction

has been filed against
four private

spiritual organizations
in our community.

Specifically those targeting
the elderly that--

[male reporter]
Mysterious
adverts to imply the viewer

is being recruited for some
form of psychic--

[male voice]
Breakfast...

filled with protein
and electrolytes

to start your
morning right.

It'll have your kids saying--

[upbeat music]

[engine starts and rumbles]

[male voice]
Strange
occurrences happen every day.

Buying a name-brand truck
with no money down

happens once in a lifetime.

No sign of Professor High Price.

I hope he learned his lesson.

Maybe I'll call it a day and go
home and have a nice

home-cooked meal with my family.

[male voice]
After mass, that is.

Seeing as I'm 100%
Roman Catholic.

Everyone knows that
Captain Savings principles

of fair pricing are unbeatable.

Wait, maybe that's it.

That's how Westridge Auto
will be destroyed

and everyone will know my s--

[male voice]
Instrumental
rock standards,

an easy listening on a

four-disc set. Songs like--

[female reporter]
As the weeks went on,

so did the search

for Jennifer Joy Avery.

Theories surrounding
her disappearance began
popping up with some--

[male voice reading]

What you're gonna do
with your old mattress,

and any other unpleasantries
out of your mind.

When you choose to focus on
factors outside your control,

there's not much
to feel comfy about.

Come, enjoy.

Someone suspicious hanging out

-where I shouldn't be.
-Well, that's okay.

You've already set off my alarms

and you're on camera,
on 11 different angles.

-Oh, no.
-♪ 15% off cameras and radios ♪

♪ Surveillance technology
To make sure no one goes ♪

♪ People going missing ♪

♪ Missing when they shouldn't ♪

♪ 'Cause there's
People sneaking ♪

[both]
♪ Around your neighborhood ♪

♪ People go missing
Then they're hard to find ♪

♪ Sometimes I wish I'd go
Missing from time to time ♪

[female reporter]
Controversial
dining establishment

is clinging to life
after a firestorm

of accusations about
suppliers and funding.

And the one question that keeps
coming up when discussing the
local business--

[soft static]

[ominous hum]

[alert tone]

[man reading]

But also help save yourself.

Hypertension and a muffin top!

[gentle music]

That's right, it's a healthy
living celebration

at Buffet Infinity.

The place everybody's
talking about.

Don't be scared to come try--
delicious fresh

vegetable salad station.

As well as our clearly labeled

exits to use at your
own discretion.

Fresh quinoa.
Endless sunflower seeds.

Real Italian vegan lasagna.

Though true Italian or not,

it's what's on the inside
that counts.

All-natural honey. Mm!

Milk and orange juice.

[enthusiastically]
Olive oil on salad!

Made only with the
freshest of sources.

A good place for you
to get your news.

Outlandish stories in the media
are sometimes

planted to try and
criminalize success.

Freshly plucked carrots.

Raspberries, blueberries,
and blackberries? Oh, my!

And our one-of-a-kind signature
sandwich sauce

you literally can't
find anywhere else.

Fruit smoothies
prepared every day

by our staff of between
20 and 18 people.

Thank the flavor gods
for Buffet Infinity.

As we pray to our regular
Judeo-Christian God

for the safe return of troubled

Scottish and Ukrainian sandwich
shop owner, Jennifer Joy Avery.

Live healthier. Live happier.

And while living beyond death
isn't a realistic goal,

eating right could be
your first steps

to living without
the aid of substances.

A very common
contributing factor

to a lot of
missing-person cases.

Try our unshelled nuts.
Cashews, anyone?

And our delicious fresh
multigrain bread.

Freshly baked each day,

so there's nowhere for
the flavor to escape.

Unlike the building which has
one, two, three, four...

-[magical whoosh]
-and now five different exits
to use at your leisure.

After two separate third-party
investigations,

never has it been
a safer time to come by.

And with that time always
moving gradually forward
at a steady pace.

On behalf of our company,
along with our partner

Constable Dillon of the
county sheriff's department--

And our love to
the Avery family.

At Buffet Infinity,
if it's not coming--

Hi, I'm attorney Mosley Rosin.

One of my favorite parts
of serving great clients

is the satisfaction
of knowing that

I'm also helping serve
our community.

With unfortunate
coincidences on the rise,

and biased parties
getting involved,

unfair allegations against
are in no short supply.

Whether they be attacking honest

second-hand vehicle retailers
or a local restaurant,

they're not just my clients,

they're my friends.

People have every
right to be suspicious,

upset, or even scared.

I'm scared all the time.

Just because one person
goes missing

doesn't mean that
everyone else has to lo--

[male reporter]
...third day
she was absent from

BJ Mike's Bar and Grill,

her co-workers found her
apartment door still locked,

the windows still closed,

her car in the driveway,
and her television still--

Oh!

Thanks for the great home-cooked
meal, everyone.

This just in, Westridge Auto
are liars and frauds.

Their vehicles don't work.

Breaking news, car breaks down
as they're leaving the lot.

Also, a developing story
on how they...

[male voice]
Captain Savings
listens to the laundry list
of lies

as he becomes an absolute
cyclone of rage.

Doesn't matter if I have no
evidence for my allegations,

when hearsay and rumors
are taken as truth...

[male voice]
I wouldn't wanna be
Professor High Price right now.

[Professor]
I love lying
and destroying local--

[bright, synth music]

[static]

[female voice]
Some food for thought from

one of the Westridge Movers
and Shakers.

Highlighting the movers and
shakers in our community,

moving and shaking us
toward the future.

This week, a local giant

in both literature,
music, new ling--

linguistic spiritualism,

and fully certified podiatrist.

With a sneak preview of his
newest book

and long-awaited
return to fiction,

a terrifying tale of a deeply

misunderstood author

bankrupt by legal trouble,

silenced by a ghoulish
and deformed lawyer,

with a mind as twisted
and strange

as his genitals are
rumored to be--

Sticks and stones
may break your bolts...

...but slander and libel
are illegal.

Listen, we all have enemies.

Personally, I have a ton.

But I think we should all be
fighting back against bullying.

Many years ago, after some
children at my high school

found out some very personal
things about my medical history,

they engaged in coordinated
harassment.

Nicknames, offensive limericks.

While I was never able to
successfully sue any
of my classmates,

I was filling up my
sports car the other day,

and who was pumping my gas?

One of my bullies.

[sipping]

[deep dramatic tone]

[footsteps approaching]

Just goes to show you,
justice finds a way.

That's right.

And I want your
bullies to wind up

pumping your gas.

If your business is being
unfairly attacked,

you may be due--

[male voice]
...old things lifted up again.

The cycles would continue on
each time,

cleansing the liquid
of toxins and--

[male voice]
For only three
easy payments of 19.99,

enjoy the complete
collected works

of the Hershey Experiment.

[reading]

Songs like...

♪ Oh, I can't keep on living
But I'll never die ♪

♪ I'm gonna live forever
And Crypto-Numerology
♪

-♪ Is why ♪
-[ominous hum]

♪ Well, I'm gonna
Leave my family ♪

♪ And I'm gonna leave my wife ♪

♪ I'm gonna finally stop ♪

[female voice]
How can you
be sure that you're getting

the richest, strongest,
and most delicious--

[female reporter]
...windows, no broken locks,

no stolen items,
and no signs of struggle.

Another local establishment
mourns as our city faces

another heartbreaking
disappearance.

Join us this Sunday for WP8i's

first-ever live interview

with an anonymous source that
believes he might know--

[upbeat, funky music]

-♪ Looking slick ♪
-Thanks.

♪ I'm jealous of all those
New threads, buddy ♪

♪ You could look
This slick at ♪

♪ Ahmed's Pawn
And save some money ♪

♪ So many different
Distinct styles ♪

♪ Your reaction
Shouldn't be knee-jerk ♪

♪ Winter jacket
Sweaters, hats, and ♪

[man] Men-styled Afghans.

♪ So much new stuff
In our inventory ♪

♪ So many old clothes ♪

♪ Now, what is the story? ♪

-[snaps fingers]
-[magical whoosh]

[male voice]
Ready to experience
the ultimate in luxury travel
with our exclusiv--

[guitar music]

♪ There's a man we thank
And he's built like a tank ♪

♪ And he calls
The fortified mind ♪

-♪ The onward fortified mind ♪
-[ominous hum]

♪ The energy transfer
But it never dies ♪

-♪ The onward fortified mind ♪
-[static]

♪ The onward fortified mind ♪

♪ Oh, why do we ♪

[male voice]
Imagine earning points on every

purchase of $20 or more.

Cardholders can use their
points and receive
other amazing--

[gentle music]

After a night on the town,
the kids are asleep,

the babysitter's been paid,

I've just taken a shower,
and Frank's in the tub.

And that's where he'll be
staying till the police arrive

due to my negligence.

You see, I left my hair dryer
on the side of the tub,

and in about 20 seconds, Frank
is gonna reach for the soap,

knocking the hair dryer in and
electrifying the water,

leaving me without a husband,

and my family
without any

-financial support.
-[water splashes echo]

With so many unpredictabilities
in our community,

be grateful you still have time

to consider a life insurance
policy with Steve Babbacock.

Unlike old Frank over here.

-[electric shock]
-[Frank grunts]

[upbeat, bright music]

[female voice]
What would
you get if you squeezed

the refreshing flavor
of an orange

into a nice, plump, sweet--

[upbeat music]

[soft static]

[female voice]
And now, our
WP8i special presentation.

[interviewer]
Your anonymity is secure.

Your voice will be changed for
the interview.

We will not be able to see
any facial features.

My first question is...

...are those who have
gone missing dead?

[static]

[soft chuckle]

[clears throat]

Sir?

-Can you hear me right now?
-Mm-hmm. [clears throat]

[interviewer] I just asked
if the people who have

-gone missing are dead.
-Yes, can you... call

an ambulance
and bring me a water, please?

-[interviewer] Yeah.
-Quickly, thank you.

Nice sandals.

-[clears throat]
-[man speaking indistinctly]

[interviewer]
If you're not feeling well, then

maybe we can start up again?

Don't have a lot of time left,
I would repeat your question.

[interviewer] Okay, sure.

I just asked if the people who
have gone missing are dead.

Death is a construct
that any consciousness...

-[ominous hum]
-[clears throat]

...properly fortified
can withstand.

[interviewer] I'm sorry,
but I don't-- I don't follow.

Well, re-- regardless
of whether you follow me,

right now, it is
harvesting your thoughts.

-[clears throat]
-[interviewer] Who's harvesting
my thoughts?

Something that's grown
too powerful

-to be battled
in this dimension.
-[ominous hum]

-[clears throat]
-[interviewer] Okay.

Call the ambulance.
Probably hurry up.

-Probably should be here...
-[man] Uh, they're on their way
right now.

[interviewer] Why exactly
do you need the ambulance?

-I don't.
-[interviewer chuckles]

[man] Just minor
technical difficulties.

[interviewer] Getting a
headache right now.

-[clears throat]
-[static]

It's almost the sound
of a very power--

-[grunts] ...signal.
-[hum increasing]

Same power that will
soon be coming for you.

[man] Excuse me [indistinct]
Hey, hey, hey!

-[growling]
-[man speaks indistinctly]

[growling and hum intensify]

[people screaming]

[man]
Hey, you. Yeah, you.

You shooting the hoops.

You, just hanging around.

You guys feel like doing
something fun tonight?

[ethereal choir]

♪ Buffet Infinity ♪

♪ You could be one
And it could be three ♪

That's right,
Buffet Infinity is back.

And we got your back.

Right now...

[reading]

No way free!

[man]
For real free.

[stuttering] F-- free!

♪ Buffet Infinity ♪

♪ Where you can have fun
Wild and free ♪

[man]
Forget what adults are
saying about Buffet Infinity.

You're a growing kid,
and we're growing too.

[comic thuds]

We just grew a new arcade
and executive play center.

Filled with dozens of
awesome arcade games

with infinite possibilities.

So you could be
blasting away at

strange interdimensional
weird--

Nah, they're just lonely,
looking for a friend.

[man]
Or go to distant worlds
and explore anywhere
you wanna go.

Oh, hey!
What's going on in there?

[man]
Well, that's the one area
that you should stay out of.

Because it's clearly
labeled restricted.

Well, that makes sense.

[ominous hum]

♪ Buffet Infinity ♪

♪ Stay out of places that
You shouldn't be ♪

[man]
Oh, hey, what's
the matter, Squidly?

Oh, I just don't understand

why so many adults would lie

about such an amazing fun place.

[man]
Well, a lot of people feel
threatened by

our fun atmosphere
and great prices.

I don't know, I just--
I-- All these

allegations, they al--
they don't add up.

[man]
That's why it's so
important that you and I
know the truth.

Just like our 25 to 30
employees.

Each of them with
their own address

and social insurance number.

But the adult media
keeps saying that--

that no one ever even sees them.

[man]
Yeah, because they're
working so hard.

They don't have time
to be seen.

-♪ Buffet Infinity ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Everybody's working
Too hard to be seen ♪

[man]
Smash. Crash.

Slide. Ride.

Hide. Slam. Bam.

Avoid restricted areas.

Into the fun.

[Squidly]
But what if I--
But what if I get hungry again?

[man]
Well, then you
just go back.

And you grab another plate of

whatever you want
from the buffet.

[Squidly]
Well-- Well, there's
only a certain

amount of times I'm allowed to
go from the buffet

to the arcade,
to the arcade to the buffet

-to the place and
into the buffet.
-[man]
No, no.

No, Squidly.
Quite the opposite.

You can go back as many
different times as you like

for as long as you like.

And then go back and you
could do it all over again.

[Squidly]
Wow, all the kids
should just really come out to
Buffet Infinity.

[man]
Yeah, you're telling me.

[Squidly]
Right now, while your mom is
downstairs doing laundry.

[man]
Or, Squidly, whatever she
might be doing at the moment.

-[Squidly]
Oh, yeah.
-[man]
Just make sure that
you leave a note

-so she knows where to find--
-[Squidly]
Knows where
to find--

[eerie sting]

[eerie hissing]

[ominous hum]

[overlapping eerie voices]

[Squidly echoing]
Stay away!

[man]
Did you say something?

[Squidly]
No. No, no.

I didn't
even mention anything inside.

[man echoing indistinctly]

[Squidly]
No, I don't think they did.

I don't think so.

[man echoing indistinctly]

[eerie, high-pitched sting]

[Squidly]
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

-[man]
That's okay.
-[Squidly]
I-- I would never
wanna make you

feel uncomfortable.

Because you're actually
my best friend.

[man]
Oh, my God--

[lively music]

The first 48 hours is crucial
when it comes to finding
a loved one.

It's time that should be
spent searching,

not dealing with your
insurance company.

Like any good mother,
I'm just trying to make the most

of the resources my husband
left me after the accident.

But finding time in
my busy schedule,

it's like finding a
needle in a haystack.

Or finding two missing boys
in a community

already overrun
by disappearances.

[music continues]

With the police unresponsive
and City Council sitting
on their pussies,

it's up to parents and
the individual to keep our
community safe.

Steve Babbacock has fare
compensation packages

delivered fast when you
need them the most.

-Keep--
-[melancholic music]

[female voice]
Westridge Book Fair is proud
to present

our new memorial collection.

Honoring a local legend
from our community

and his contributions to
the world of science fiction,

neolinguistic research,

sensual massage therapy,
and martial arts.

Enjoy the entire
Serpent and the Starship
series

in a single bound collection,
the way LPH would have wanted.

As well as the
commemorative copies

of his grief counseling and
new spiritualism work,

-[indistinct voice]
-only while supplies last.

As the recently deceased author

wrote in the last passage
of his final work...

[reading]

[male reporter]
"...transferred.
Witness me and see the truth.

The blood dawn
is soon upon us all.

My only regret is with my
sweet junebug, Abigail."

-The author wrote in the
foreword to his final book,
-[ominous hum]

and the only mention of his
late daughter Abigail
in any of his--

[male voice]
Two-acre property for under
a thousand dollars a month.

At one of River Ridge Heights
recently repossessed

or abandoned show homes,
that dream could be--

[female reporter]
A state of emergency is
now being issued

for all of Westridge Valley.

Nearly a hundred missing--

...is expected to be brought up
as City Council convenes

to fast-track new legislation,

which would give it the
power to overturn

business licenses
if deemed ne--

[soft static]

[male voice]
Freedom.

[hopeful music]

Does it mean freedom
from being attacked

by the fat cats on
City Council?

Does it mean freedom
from a biased media

targeting local business?

Does it mean freedom

for local business to do
as they choose

without being attacked by
fanatics and religious zealots?

United... we are strong.

[male voice]
A great mattress is firm

when it needs to be, and soft
when it needs to be.

You wanna make a decision,

but you don't wanna take sides

'cause the wrong
decision might cause pain,

of the lower back.

And it's hard to rest with
everybody arguing.

-We believe in great mattresses
at a great price.
-[overlapping voices]

-And that's as much as we
need to share.
-[overlapping voices]

[female voice]
Erodium seed mix.

Discount pancake mix.
We ha--

[female reporter]
Believing death to be a
man-made construct,

followers and fans are
requesting the public

not to refer to the gathering
as a memorial,

but a power reformation
celebration.

Followers have sent
our producers

a tape containing
a music video tribute

to the author, to be released
before the ceremony.

WP8i has elected to not show
the music video

due to our City Council's
recent bylaws

restricting adverts by newly
formed and for-profit--

[lively, upbeat music]

♪ Mad worlds ♪

♪ Will one day return ♪

♪ From the outer realms
That will show you ♪

[female voice]
...the thing
about coming home to the
neighborhood you love,

that makes you feel safe,

and that lets you know
you live in the right place.

And there's a lot of people in
your city who feel the
same way.

Like Westridge United for
Independent Business Freedom.

-[ominous music]
-Help us prevent

dangerous cult demonstrations

from being
performed on public--

♪ The prayer glooms ♪

♪ Still be waiting
Here for you ♪

♪
Before you're reborn
♪

♪ There is something
We must do ♪

[Ahmed]
Recently, certain
businesses in our community

have been targeted
by vandals.

Whether you're a customer
or a friend of a customer,

this should concern you.

As things become
more uncertain,

it becomes even more important
to protect oneself.

I believe that if everybody
stopped getting worried

about how certain
restaurants operated,

or where certain second-hand
merchants get their
merchandise,

we'd live in a less
dangerous world

-and a more accepting one.
-[man] Uh, you're not

supposed to have that.

[lively, upbeat music]

[vocalizing]

Mosley? Mosley.

-Mosley. Mosley--
-Hush!

I'm on the phone.

Yes.

And tell them to double it.

And tell them that's what
they get for messing

with Westridge United for
Independent Business Freedom.

Goodbye.

[phone hangs up]

What?

Some family is blaming
my nail salon

for their grandmother's
disappearance.

Well, they're
obviously faking it.

I know, but what do I do?

Sit back and watch
the dollar signs roll in.

There are many reasons
folks may wanna

fake their own disappearance.

Insurance money,

trouble with the
criminal underworld,

difficulty with a partner...

Or just looking for attentions.

Call now and receive a free
conceal-and-carry license
while you're waiting.

Hey, City Council,

how about you put
your curfew legislation

where the sun don't shine?

You know, up your
fucking pussies.

♪ Can't carry on ♪

♪ When there's
Children crying ♪

♪ We can't carry on ♪

♪ We keep on dying ♪

♪ We can't carry on ♪

[male voice]
Hundreds of
vehicles in our community

now repossessed or abandoned.

Our city calls out for a
dealership they can trust.

I like fibbing
and telling lies and...

Huh?

Uh-oh.

[male voice]
Playing the blame game

when it comes to unfortunate
coincidences in our city,

-hurts us all as a whole.
-[wet thuds]

While serious accusations need
to be taken seriously.

When you point the finger at
someone else, just remember...

-[Professor] No, no!
-[gunshots]

...there's three fingers
pointed back at yourself.

[rapid gunfire]

♪ Before it gets any stronger ♪

♪ We just carry on ♪

♪ Light a candle
Light the fire ♪

[bright, rock music]

[narrator]
In a world where
what you make makes you...

Listen, myself and some friends
just started

this dumb buffet restaurant

and I happen to be
a huge fan of yours.

And I just wanted to reach out

and let you know your sauce
is really amazing.

[eerie rumbling]

-[woman chuckling]
-You mean to tell me

that you've
been laundering money

through
your sandwich business?

And you've been
doing drugs and alcohol?

Listen, I respect you as a
woman and a business owner,

but this is not okay.

This is the mob.

[man]
Who does
this lady think she is?

[man 2]
There's disrespect
going unpunished.

We gotta show her
what it means...

...to be really Italian.

When you play
with fire, you're gonna get...

[suspenseful music]

[heavy breathing]

[woman]
What makes a perfect sandwich?
People always ask me--

-[overlapping voices]
-What makes a perfect sandwich?

At least no one
will know my secret.

[narrator]
She may...

-[suspenseful sting]
-[lively music]

[gunshots]

♪ Carry on ♪

♪ We can burn it down
Till we die ♪

♪ Carry on ♪

♪ Come and burn
It down tonight ♪

♪ We just carry on, just ♪

[female voice]
...feels like
something very, very bad

is about to happen to you.

And a lot of other
people very soon.

A better version of yourself
would know what to do.

[voice deepening]
If only that man you kept
locked inside had a key.

And was able to release him--

[male reporter]
Aubrey Yu, Joaquin Townsend,

Elijah Velez,
Ramon Reeves, Harold--

[male voice]
Are you tired
of other cleaning brands

leaving baked-on
and caked-on grime?

Imagine a spray that does what
needs to be done--

[woman speaking indistinctly]

[echoing indistinct voice]

[echoing voice intensifies]

[man]
Something you're not gonna
find in your fridge or pantry.

Maybe it's about time that you
gave in to that mysterious
flavor sensation.

Buffet Infinity's new
Indian-style buffet.

Now open 24 hours a day,
seven days a week.

That means juicy butter chicken
all night.

And any-time naan.

Perfect for dipping, just like

any two great parts
of a community.

Working together to create
something awesome.

If you're not dreaming now,
you will

when you try our
famous chutney.

Basmati rice?

Have as much as you want for
however long you want.

'Cause we have no plans on
going anywhere soon.

Just leave plenty of room
for expansion and growth

as we like to do.

In order to learn
to serve you better.

And the same goes for those
marching for Broadview Park
right now.

We pray that your loved ones
return home soon.

After your march, our staff of
18 to 20 people

with their own
families and loved ones--
and social insurance numbers,

be honored to
have you come by

and enjoy some of our butter
chicken samosas on the house.

Just so long as we can
dedicate the gesture to one
that we lost.

Former colleague, friend,
and proud Ital--

...oy local business.

We love to destroy
local business.

We love to destroy--

Excuse me,

I'm trying to have a seance
and you are interrupting.

Well, it seems like you're the
one disturbing the peace.

Wait, there's actually laws

against performing large-scale
exorcisms?

In public spaces there is.

[deep dramatic tone]

Tensions are high, I get it.

But meddling with forces you
couldn't possibly understand

isn't gonna get anyone
their dad back.

[male reporter]
...have started
making their way down
Broadview Park.

Well, unconfirmed sources
are saying some
demonstrators...

[car passing by]

[ominous hum]

[ominous hum
increasing gradually]

[man]
You won't be carrying
around an empty belly

when you try our late-night
lamb vindaloo.

Authentic Indian-style
garden salad, anyone?

With fresh vegetables,
hand-picked to reduce the
possibility

of being infiltrated
by questions.

[Carol]
Disturbing instances
among demonstrators...

[man]
Yeah, alleged incidents.

[Carol]
...Highway 1.

Many with loved ones that
have gone missing in the past--

-[ominous hum]
-[man]
And in honor of those
who've gone missing in our

community over the last
several weeks,

all this can be
yours for only 4.99.

4.99 per person, right?

-That is $4.99...
-[static]

[overlapping indistinct voices]

Most authentic herbs and spices

-straight from
the country of India.
-[ominous hum]

But be careful not to overwhelm
your palate with the palak

because of its spicy
ingredients,
it can cause pain.

And pain can cause suffering.
Our wish

is to reduce our patrons'
suffering as much as possible.

-As suffering is one order
you can't really take back.
-[ominous hum]

[male reporter]
We're waiting for the emergency
crews to arrive right now.

[indistinct shouting]

[Carol speaking over phone
indistinctly]

[man]
Yes.

[man]
...almost the right time
for you to find

your way to
Buffet Infinity today.

Unless you wanna lose your
chance at this delicious
Indian-style buffet.

Which includes everything that
you've seen so far,

-as well as an enormous...
-[loud static]

of other possibilities
and option--

[alert tone]

[female digital voice]
The following message
is broadcast

at the request of
the Westridge City Council.

If you live in Westridge County
or surrounding areas,

please stay in your home.

If you live within
a two-kilometer

radius of Highway 1,

please stay in your homes.

We, City Council
and religious groups

have come together to
coordinate a first--

[man indistinct]
...at this
authentic Mumbai street food.

Come alone
or bring some friends.

There's benefits
to bringing friends.

And the more friends you
bring, the better the
benefits will get.

...more benefits you get.
Benefits include--

-[Carol speaking indistinctly]
-[man]
Hear some
creaking of...

-It's, uh-- I can hear--
-[Carol]
The creaking
is the-- uh--

[man]
There' something
coming out of the smoke.

-It's, uh...
-[loud screeching]

[man]
Access to our latest
building expansion,

Buffet Infinity's 5.3 million

square foot. What a--

[loud screaming]

[man]
...sino and sleep facility
opening very soon.

With thousands of different
themes and styles of
accommodation.

As well as a memorial wall
to pay tribute

to any loved ones that
you may have lost.

Eat up, then rest up.
And then watch your favorite

television shows and movies

that you loved growing up.

Not as they are now.
As they were

when they made you
feel safe as a child.

And just go a little bit
further up on that--

[female digital voice]
...basement. Go to it now.

Secure all doors and windows of
basement with tape.

Secure any area with cracks to
the outside with tape.

Insulate area which may release

ambient sounds from outside
with tape.

If any member of your family

asks to come inside secure
area, do not trust them.

-[loud suspenseful sting]
-[man echoing]
See your own
favorite memories.

Not as they were
but as you wish

they had occurred when
you were a child.

Excluding any moments
that you wish to

keep hidden
from your own mind.

And look into the minds of
those who hurt you.

[echoing]
After accusing you
of copying, when

they themselves were
guilty of copying you.

And spread rumors because
they're jealous and lonely.

[voice continues echoing,
indistinctly]

All because they feel your
power and versatility
as a restaurant.

[female digital voice]
...trust any further broadcast
from this station.

Again, do not trust any further
broadcast from this station.

Again, do not trust
any further--

[signal tone]

[signal tone]

[female digital voice]
Wait further inst--

[signal tone]

[static]

-[ominous hum]
-[static]

[dramatic, synthwave music]

[deep male voice]
Soon all will
know my suffering.

All will know my suffering.

[voice deepens and distorts]

Soon all will know
my suffering.

[Professor] Soon all will know
my suffering.

Hey man, is something
eating you?

I've just been trying to keep
my mind busy and stuff,

especially with all the rumors
in the media.

And on top of that, I haven't
slept in months.

Hey man, would you like to
chill out and listen
to some tunes?

But with the economy how it is,

how will I find a stereo
in my price range?

Well, here's the thing,

here at Ahmed's Pawn, we have

over 50 selections of radios.

All marked down by 25%.

-[knob clicks,
then smooth music starts]
-Oh, sweet.

Wow, how do we have
so many in stock?

Don't worry about it.
Worry about this bass.

Oh, man, my migraine
is kind of clearing up.

Hell yeah.

[loud static]

[indistinct shouting]

-[knob clicks]
-[static]

[upbeat music plays]

The sound quality is so good.

I would have never guessed it
was previously owned.

-[music ends abruptly]
-[ominous hum]

[woman on stereo]
Hello?

Hello?

My name is V-- Veronica.

I've been walking for... days.

It's so dark in here.

I think we need something with
a little bit more rhythm.

-Wait.
-[Veronica]
I don't know if you
can hear me.

I think that's my aunt.

[male voice]
Feeling cooped up?

Down in the dumps?

Pretty low?

Underground even?

There's no replacement
for 100% f--

[female voice]
As healing.

As soothing.

As forgiving.

-As one--
-[static]

[male voice]
...doors to a new opportunity.

Open your doors to something
spectacular.

Open your doors to the o--

[male reporter]
...have look
outside this morning.

Looks like the warm temperature
is sticking around this week.

But don't tell
the calendar that.

Ridgewood Valley is backed up
till you get to Beltline.

Ridgewood East is steady
all around Highway 1.

Your KSA News Morning
starts right now.

[soft, lively music]

[music fades]

[digital rumblings]

[digital whooshes]

[deep whoosh]

[female voice]
...outside your door.

The possibilities are
literally endless.

The people you can meet.

The sensations you can have.

The different forms of pleasure
that are all guaranteed.

-[voice becomes faint]
-[static]

[static]

[indistinct deep,
distorted voices]

[male voice]
Six months ago,
if someone were to say

you'd be living
underground by yourself--

[female voice]
Windows and doors taped up

from the top to bottom to block
out perfectly natural ambience.

[male voice]
Living without hope.

You miss your friends.

You miss your family.
But most of a--

[female voice]
You miss yourself.

And with no one around
for the better you

to keep you company,

it's hard not to feel

-a little lonely.
-[stomach growling]

Even if he knows how
to keep you safe.

To practice self-control.

Regardless of what
the impulses are.

Or where they might--

-[static]
-[wind howling]

Things have changed.

But here at Westridge Auto,

things are still the same.

And we're still here for you
and your family.

[male voice]
We will be for
a short time reintroducing...

That's right. No money down.
No interest.

Immediate credit approval on
all of our overstocked

second-hand inventory.

If I could somehow summon
real superhero power.

It would be a great time.

[man]
Have a big Thanksgiving dinner
with all the fixings.

Only at Buffet Infinity.

Hey, you can come too,
Uncle Reg.

Help yourself to our creamy
oven-cooked mashed potatoes.

-Homemade giblets
-[static]

with green beans.

Tasty vegetable pasta salad.

Made just the way Mom used to.
With little bits of bacon.

Vegetable and beef
noodle-style soup.

Made with the same recipe that
your mom would use

when you'd
have a cough or fever.

Imagine feeling that incredible
relief and comfort only a
child can feel.

-When they're with their mom--
-[static]

Afterwards, you'd be allowed to

return into your basement.

-We'd even supply you with--
-[static]

...drinking water and a full
stock of red passions.

[voice cutting off]

...berry marzipan pie.

[man continues in background]
Strawberry cream raspberry pie.

Chocolate cream pie.

[man continues faintly]

[continuous ominous hum]

Sprinkles. Dipped in chocolate.
Dipped in sprinkles.

[ominous hum intensifies]

And it wouldn't be Thanksgiving

without our
buttered corn on the cob.

We mean absolutely lam--

[man continues
in background muffled]

[continuous ominous hum]

[ominous hum intensifies]

[man speaking indistinctly,
echoing faintly]

[ominous hum increases]

[eerie sting]

♪ Things are getting weird ♪

♪ Things are getting scary ♪

♪ Things are getting
Out of hand ♪

♪ Things are getting hairy ♪

♪ I'm scared for the future ♪

♪ I'm scared for my family ♪

♪ Don't totally understand
Why I'm no longer sleeping ♪

♪ I'm getting pretty thin
I'm watching lots of TV ♪

♪ And it's tryna
Tell me stuff ♪

♪ I feel responsible and keep
Saying I could be the one ♪

[static]

[loud eerie sting]

Hi, I'm Mosley Rosin.

And I'll be honest, I'm a bit
of a homebody.

I love being in my house,
relaxing,

hanging with friends.

But did you know that if you
spend too much time on your
own property,

you could be
potentially sued

for squatting in
your own house?

Sounds unbelievable,
but it's true.

Personally, I think it's
something those fat cats

in City Council cooked up

just to dip their fingers
in our back pocket.

If you haven't left your house
in over two weeks,

you could
be liable for up to thousands

in unpaid homeowners
mobility enforcement funds.

So come on out and have a free
consultation

with me, Mosley Rosin, today.

We'll sit down, have a drink,
and just shoot the shit.

[sipping]

[muffled voice
speaking indistinctly]

[man]
Beef brisket, Eggs Benedict.

Sirloin steak,
with your choice of eggs

and signature buffet omelets.

The country-style
fried eggs and steak.

Sirloin or Wagyu beef.

Breakfast tacos,
warmed up or al dente.

Breakfast Benny
with T-bone steak.

Our marvelous Mars-event
smashed potato fries.

Southwestern-style poutine.

Mild, medium, hot.

Or Mexican spicy.

[man continues faintly
in background, muffled]

[continuous ominous hum]

[sipping]

[hum increasing gradually]

[ominous hum halts,
then continues]

[man continues faintly
in background, muffled]

[balls clack]

[clacking]

[man continues speaking faintly]

[ominous hum]

[wet squeaking]

[ominous hum
increasing gradually]

[man continues faintly
in background, muffled]

[high-pitched ringing]

[ominous hum intensifying]

[bright music fading in]

[sipping]

[static]

[eerie sting]

[overlapping voices]

Whoa! [chuckles]
You just caught me

playing my favorite card game,
Solitaire,

where it's, uh, best
played alone.

Uh, usually I'd be bothered if
there's nobody around

or there's no customers
for the last several weeks,
but I'm fine.

It got me some time to catch up

on some of my
favorite hobbies.

Whoa, this is so great for you.

[struggling] This feels great.

♪
Come on down
To Ahmed's Pawn
♪

♪
We're still open if you
Wanna trade supplies
♪

[ominous hum]

If you feel like vegging out

in front of the booth tube
that's okay too.

Televisions are 50% off.

And it comes with a
complimentary piece of
jewelry.

Oh, this is crazy.

I'm getting boxed in.

Or am I?

[loud static]

[deepened static]

[loud screeching]

[overlapping muffled voices]

[muffled female voice]
And if you're not
coming to us...

-[grunt]
-[slaps]

[magical whoosh]

[loud, deep rumble]

[Ahmed]
♪
Get a book of
Science fiction adventure
♪

♪ That's fascinating to read ♪

Hmm, this book is great.

♪
Complimentary
With the purchase
♪

♪
Of any item
Of personal security
♪

♪
Buy earplugs to
Block out any sounds
♪

♪
Also, with the
Purchase of a generator
♪

♪ Get two free DVDs ♪

♪
Come on down
To Ahmed's Pawn
♪

♪
We're still open
So come on down
♪

-♪ Everything here's
Good deals and ♪
-[ominous hum]

Shit, man, my bad.

[static]

[muffled male voice]
...hide from the sounds
from outside,

would you believe it?

You miss your friends.

[overlapping indistinct voices]

[female voice]
We're here.

And we're here together as one.

[overlapping indistinct voices
intensify]

-[sobs softly]
-[squishing]

[soft grunt]

[suspenseful hum]

[deep voice]
You scared?

It's scared of you.

It knows that you have pow--

[woman] Sounds like a bunch
of stupid bullshit

a wayward spirit
would come up with

to try to assimilate you
for dark purposes.

And even worse,

once they've
entered your body,

they can then accuse you
of psychic identity theft.

And where would that leave you?

-God only knows.
-[man in distance] Hey!

-Our minds are precious to us.
-[man] Hey, hey!

And nobody knows that better
than Steve--

Hey, hey!

-Hey, hey!
-Our minds are precious to us.

-And nobody understands that
better than Steve--
-Hey.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey!

Hey!

[chuckling] Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, hey!

[woman] By registering
for my cognitive

-liability insurance
-Hey, hey!

through Steve Babbacock,

-you can put your mind at ease
-Hey!

-'cause you'll know your
thoughts are secure
-Hey!

-and safe from trespassing
-[man] Hey!

-spirits that don't belong.
-Hey, hey!

-Oh... Hey...
-[static]

-Hey, hey, hey!
-[static]

So I'm safe to focus on
what's important to me.

Like what I'm gonna have for
dinner tonight.

I'm thinking...

...stroganoff for one.

-[indistinct muffled voice]
-[static]

[loud static]

[deep indistinct voice]

-[ominous hum]
-[Ahmed sobbing]

What the hell are you, man?

[deep voice]
I am...

...something.

Can you please get out of my
employee and my store, please?

[deep voice] I will return this
body once the harvest of our
minds has ended.

All things will be
as they once were,

-as soon as the final piece no--
-[eerie sting]

[male reporter reading]

[ominous hum]

[female voice]
One bite and everything will be
as it once was.

You will wake up as a child--

-[ominous hum]
-[heavy breathing]

[male voice]
...you even doing
this for yourself?

[ominous hum]

[female voice]
...or are you
doing this for him?

[ominous hum]

[male voice]
A pretend version of yourself
that you created

to keep
your true desires in check.

[ominous hum]

[soft grunting]

[breathing shakily]

[female voice]
Maybe it's time for him to feel
your suffering.

[ominous hum]

[soft choking]

[grunting]

[splash]

The one trying to slowly drown
you out of your own body.

[deep voice]
I swear to you,

I have no interest
in stealing anyone's body.

I will be returning this body
once things are as
they once were.

I just need to
use this as a v--

[gunshots]

I appreciate you coming by,
but I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.

[eerie sting]

[ominous hum]

[indistinct voices
in background]

[eerie music]

[female voice]
Maybe what is
happening outside

isn't as bad as you think.

Maybe everyone...
[indistinct]

And they've already woken up as
children...

And they're all playing...

[indistinct voices
continue in background]

[wet squelching]

[male voice]
There's something
inside that wants out. Whether
it could be...

[female voice]
The choice has
already been made.

[ominous hum intensifying]

Grab a complimentary
DVD player.

I am not looking for a bargain,

-No, go find another business
-and I am not addressing you
right now.

-that's currently open.
Tell them about your message--
-We only have a few moments

before everything
is merged into her.

I don't even know who
you're talking about--

[reporter]
...meanor and kind heart,
Abigail June Hershey

was 11 years old
when she was lost

to one of
her father's experiments.

-[deep voice] No!
-[reporter]
An infinite
return theory.

-[deep voice] Wait! No!
-[reporter]
A process
involving--

It's always dangerous
till you figure out some--

[female voice]
From fraud to human sacrifice,

from murder t-- to other
allegations.

All pale in comparison
to the infinite

-torturing experience
of his own daughter.
-[deep voice] That is not true!

I love my daughter more than
you could ever--

[loud static]

[Langdon screaming indistinctly]

[voices overlapping
with loud static]

[indistinct] ...understand!

There just wasn't
any way for me to know...

...what she was going to
turn herself into.

[Ahmed screams nervously]

No...

[speaking in foreign language]

[digital growling]

[male voice]
Laid in the darkness, to watch
civilizations rise and fall.

Feel the pain of galaxies as
they explode from nothing,
then wither back again.

Soon, all will know
we're suffering.

[deepened voice]
And everyone will feast!

[normal voice]
Is it time for me to kill you
again already, Skinwalker?

I-- I don't--

Maybe I should wait for my
kingdom to reach

-the realms that you've bent.
-[gunshot]

I am no longer what I once was.

-[distorted voice]
Well, I am
no longer a child.
-[gunshot]

You once promised
the darkness.

[Langdon] Please, please.

Please, stop!

For one who doesn't
believe in death,

it sure seems to follow...

...you around
quite often, Skinwalker.

Don't have to do this, Abigail.

There is no one here by
the name of Abigail.

There is a vessel
to eternal satisfaction.

Don't-- stop this, please!

In a menu that is
out of this world.

We can work together.

There is a grand name

-that swallows its vines.
-No, no!

It assures the
highest quality--

Dining experience.

-Death is not the end!
-Forever growing.

Forever expanded.

And for larger locations.

[ominous hum]

[female voice]
It's not a burger!

It's three slices of onions,

a pickle, mustard,
American cheese...

[wet growling]

[muffled deepened
indistinct voice]

[gasps]

[choking, then heavy breathing]

[growling]

[struggling]

[screaming]

[muffled indistinct voices]

[screaming and growling
continue]

[voices and hum increasing]

[noise halts]

[voices and growling resume]

-[wet squelching]
-[screaming]

[wet, loud splashing]

-[thud]
-[choking]

[splashes]

[upbeat, synth music]

♪ Here, the walls
You're building are maze ♪

♪ We're the ones that came
Here in your place ♪

♪ Just around any place ♪

♪ Is this even here? ♪

♪ On Earth ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Coming to the li-i-i-i-i ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ We've already been here
Now we want to be free ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ Gonna break out
Of this city ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ We've already been here
Now we want to be free ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Gonna break out
Of this city ♪

♪ Why is local news
Lying to your face? ♪

♪ They're the ones who
Don't leave any trace ♪

♪ Destroying local business ♪

♪ But you could be right here ♪

[thunder roaring]

[song continues, muffled]

[ominous hum]

[thunder roaring]

[music continues
in normal volume]

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ Everyone you know
Is already waiting ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

[singer vocalizing]

♪ The grow-and-be-more
Is waiting ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

[singer vocalizing]

♪ We're gonna wise up the
Jealous and lonely ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ They're trying to destroy
Local business ♪

♪ Come on out tonight ♪

♪ We're all waiting
Waiting for you ♪

-[song ends abruptly]
-[static]

-[ominous hum]
-[soft rock music]

[music distorts and
turns into synthwave]

[music fades]