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Thank you all
for waking up early
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to attend our final
Christmas Eve Party Planning Meeting.
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Well, that 4:30 a.m. air horn
really got the blood pumping.
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Sorry about that.
But when it comes to waking up,
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some of us
need a little tough love.
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Right, Cyd?
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Right, Cyd?
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(AIR HORN BLARING)
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I'm up.
Let's talk Christmas party.
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It's finally our turn to host
the neighborhood party,
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but we have a lot
to live up to.
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Last year the Vanderwoods
had perfect decorations.
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Amazing food.
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They even had Prancer
signing autographs.
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He tried to charge me
25 bucks for a photo!
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Who does he think
he is, Rudolph?
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All right,
I need a status report.
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Mom, how's the food?
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The pigs are tucked
in their cute, little blankets.
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ALL: Aw!
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And roasting in the oven
till their juices boil
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and their skin splits.
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Wow, that got dark fast.
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What about decorations?
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All we have to do is pick up
another string of lights from Barry and we're good to go.
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And I'm all set
for the grand finale.
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The neighborhood kids
are going to love it
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when I come out
dressed as Santa.
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Don't say that name
in our house.
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The real Santa
is on our naughty list.
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We're gonna trap him
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'cause we need
to have a little talk
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about the "gift" he gave us
last year, socks!
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Why not just give us
underwear or the flu?
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Maybe somebody
should be assigned
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to keep an eye
on Brettt and Chet.
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I'm sure they'll be fine.
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(THUD)
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We were testing the cookies.
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They work!
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? I know it sounds crazy
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? But time doesn't faze me
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? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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? Hey, hey
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? Hung out till midnight
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? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
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? Whenever
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? You need me
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? I'm right there with you
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? Whenever
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? There's something
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? You wanna redo
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? The clock is ticking
but not for me
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? I'm living in
a different reality
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? Whenever
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? Whatever
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? Wherever
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? I'm right there with you
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? I'm right there with you
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? Hey, hey ?
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Renaldo, your Santa
transformation
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is almost complete.
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Historically accurate
costume, check,
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a beard attached with
a super strong adhesive
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of my own design, check,
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and even an inflatable belly.
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Check.
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(CHUCKLES)
That tickles!
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Hey Barry, we need to borrow
some Christmas lights... Whoa!
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Santa!
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Yes, I knew
this would happen!
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Your sleigh broke down
and you need our help!
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Come on, Shelbs,
we're gonna save Christmas!
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It's Naldo, isn't it?
That is a good costume.
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The real Santa's busy
delivering presents tonight,
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so I'm filling in for him
down at the mall.
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Oh, I better get going.
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I got to catch
the crosstown Blitzen.
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That's what Santa
calls the bus.
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And I'll be staying here,
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far from those greedy germ
bags known as kids.
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Barry, you don't
like children?
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It's not that
I don't like them,
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it's just that they're
dirty and smelly
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and dirty and I'd
rather do anything else than be around them.
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So, really, it's more
like I hate children.
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Well if you aren't
going with Naldo,
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do you guys want
to come to our party?
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Actually, I think
I'm just gonna stay here and hang with...
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A Christmas party?
I'd love to go!
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Myself.
Hang with myself.
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That's what
I was going to say.
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I'll go get those
lights for you.
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I always loved
the holidays as a child.
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My family had so many
wonderful traditions,
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golden wreaths, lavish feasts
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watching the maids polish
the good chamber pots.
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Just thinking about it
is making me homesick.
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Daisy, I know.
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Why don't you bring
something that reminds you of home to our party?
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Really?
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I could put together
a Yulebocken.
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It was my favorite tradition.
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A Yulebocken! Perfect!
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That's exactly
what our party needs.
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What's a Yulebocken?
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I thought you knew.
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I just donated the toys.
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I just peed in the fountain.
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It feels good to give
back, doesn't it?
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Brett, look, it's Santa!
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I bet he came here
to stock up on socks
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so he can disappoint
more kids.
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That's not the real Santa.
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Hello, Brett!
Hello, Chet!
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Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!
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How did he know our names?
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There's only one
possible explanation.
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That is Santa!
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Let's go have
a little talk with him
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about what we're
getting this year.
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And if talking doesn't work,
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I'll punch my palm until
I think of something else.
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Hello, boys and girls.
It's Santa.
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You know it's me 'cause I have
my big bag of toys
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that, apparently
I left in Barry's workshop.
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Well, that cartoon
was ridiculous.
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If your heart grew
three sizes, you'd die instantly.
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Hello?
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Hello, Barry.
Santa has a problem.
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Why are you
talking like that?
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Because if people found out
I wasn't the real big guy
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it would disappoint
a lot of kids.
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Listen, can you bring me
my bag of toys?
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It's the bag of toys
marked, "Bag of toys."
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Santa can't be Santa
without a bag of toys
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sitting by his side.
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I don't know.
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I'm kind of busy.
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Come on, we both know
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you're just sitting there
pointing out plot holes
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in old Christmas movies.
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That criticism is both
scathing and accurate.
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I'll get my jacket.
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We have a bone
to pick with you.
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With me?
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Are you, or are you not Santa?
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Of course I am!
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Why wouldn't I be?
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Stuff a sock in it.
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No seriously, Brett,
stuff a sock in it.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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I can't believe this.
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That snotty Krissi Vanderwood
from down the road
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just RSVP'd.
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But, I thought
she stopped talking to you
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after she transferred
to that fancy French school.
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She did.
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I bet she's only coming here
to make fun of our party.
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Like her family's party
was so great.
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It was so great.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hi, Daisy!
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Is that your
princess thingy?
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Yes.
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You were so nice to include
one of my traditions
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in your festivities.
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This is perfect!
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Even Krissi Vanderwood
will be impressed.
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The minute she lays eyes
on it, she'll be like...
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Oh, holy night!
What is that thing?
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A Yulebocken.
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You know, the Christmas Goat.
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In my kingdom, it was always
displayed to ensure
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you had a great holiday feast.
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Do you like it?
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It's creepy and stinky
and repulsive.
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I love it!
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Is it supposed
to smell like that?
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Oh, heavens no.
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He should smell
way worse than that.
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His garlic and manure crown
must have fallen off in the yard!
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Be right back.
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What are we gonna do?
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This thing is hideous.
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If Krissi gets a sniff,
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she'll tell everybody
our party was a joke.
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All of her French friends
will be like...
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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That's how French
people laugh, right?
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Mom, you haven't hung
the wreath yet?
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I ran out of time.
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It smells terrible in here.
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I thought we sent
Brett and Chet to the mall.
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It's okay, no problem,
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we've just got two minutes
until the party starts,
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no wreath on the front door
and a statue that smells like an inside-out dog!
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Shelby, you just go
help your mom.
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I'll hide the statue.
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I can't believe we forgot
to fill the ice bucket.
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I'll get it!
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That's odd.
How did you get in there?
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NORM: Shelby, can you
bring me the batteries?
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My tie won't light up.
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Go, go.
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I'll handle the goat.
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Uh... Oh.
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Where'd you hide
the Yulebocken?
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That's so strange.
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What is going on?
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(BELL RINGS)
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The guests are here!
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Daisy, why don't you
see if they'd like an hors d'oeuvre.
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Okay. Being a kitchen
maid is so much fun.
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I don't know what my servants
were complaining about.
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Where are we
gonna hide this thing?
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Outside!
Upstairs!
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The Yulebocken!
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What happened?
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It was an accident!
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Oh, this is bad.
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The Yulebocken
needs to be honored.
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He protects your festivities.
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But if harm comes to him,
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he unleashes
a horrible curse on them.
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Are you saying
our Christmas party is cursed?
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Did I hear the doorbell?
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I just hope it isn't those
insufferable... Vanderwoods!
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Of course, you'd be
the first to get here.
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It's Krissi!
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Look at that stupid beret.
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Man, I want one so bad.
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Quick, Dad,
light the tree!
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You have to send
these people home.
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They are in danger.
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Daisy, there's no such thing
as a Christmas curse.
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(LIGHTS EXPLODING)
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And so it begins.
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The Yule Goat rides!
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I'm sorry,
I'm being very dramatic.
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But you guys are super cursed.
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Wasn't that
exciting, Krissi?
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Just wanted to kick
the party off with a bang.
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A tree without lights
is just a sad plant.
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Of course we're not gonna
leave it like that.
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Dad, Krissi thinks
our tree is lame!
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Do something!
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What do you want me to do?
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Get the ladder and steal
some lights from the roof?
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That's what you want me
to do, isn't it?
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This is how it begins.
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The curse starts small,
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but before you know it
your drink has turned into vinegar
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and your vinegar has turned
into blood.
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And your blood
has turned into...
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Okay! It's awful.
We got it.
259
00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:15,595
Cyd, do you think
we really are cursed?
260
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:16,967
Is my party doomed?
261
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,298
No. Any minute now
262
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:20,140
Norm is gonna come down
from the roof
263
00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:22,723
with the lights
and everything will be okay.
264
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,264
(NORM SCREAMING)
265
00:11:24,264 --> 00:11:25,265
(THUD)
266
00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,111
I got the lights.
267
00:11:32,072 --> 00:11:33,693
What are you
guys doing here?
268
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,115
Somebody throwing a party?
269
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,160
Your dad falls so weird.
270
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,823
Oh, yeah?
Well, your dad is a doctor
271
00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:44,915
and it would be really great
if he could examine my dad.
272
00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:45,916
I'm really worried about him.
273
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:53,964
Renaldo, where are you?
274
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:59,009
Ugh, look at you all
with your grubby little hands.
275
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:02,102
Digging in your noses
like you don't know it's disgusting, grow up.
276
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,017
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not Santa.
277
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,939
I just happen to be
dressed in all red,
278
00:12:08,939 --> 00:12:11,852
standing outside
Santa's workshop,
279
00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:14,484
carrying Santa's bag
of toys.
280
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:17,778
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
281
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,359
All right. All right.
Just give me the beard.
282
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,998
(LAUGHING)
283
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,042
I do not even want to know
what Krissi just said.
284
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,214
Oh, then I won't tell
you that she said,
285
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:35,585
"This party is so boring.
286
00:12:35,585 --> 00:12:38,138
"Also, Shelby sat
on a gingerbread man."
287
00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:44,764
We need something
to entertain everybody
288
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,226
while my dad
restrings the tree.
289
00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:48,728
Hey, why don't you sing
that song you planned?
290
00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:49,890
Great idea!
291
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,191
My performance of
"Deck the Halls"
292
00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:55,025
at the West Portland Senior
Center won a "Granny".
293
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,236
I'll go introduce you.
294
00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:58,028
This is definitely
gonna turn the party around.
295
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,862
I now present to you
296
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:04,534
my best friend,
the hostess of this party,
297
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,666
the girl who sat
on a gingerbread man
298
00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:08,288
because she meant to...
299
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,171
The one, the only,
300
00:13:11,171 --> 00:13:12,873
Shelby Marcus!
301
00:13:12,873 --> 00:13:14,835
(ALL CHEERING)
302
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:18,378
(CLEARS THROAT)
303
00:13:18,378 --> 00:13:20,180
? Deck the halls... ?
304
00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,842
(FARTING SOUNDS ON KEYBOARD)
305
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,188
Shelbs, what is happening?
306
00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:30,140
I can't turn it off!
It's the curse!
307
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,732
Oh, don't you start!
There's no such thing as...
308
00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:34,234
(FRIZZLING)
309
00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,858
(ALL GASPING)
310
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,859
CYD: ...curses.
311
00:13:44,284 --> 00:13:46,206
Boys, please let Santa go!
312
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:48,328
Not until you admit
we were good enough this year
313
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,870
to get laser tag stuff!
314
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,371
Good?
315
00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:54,164
You tied me up in ribbons
and stuffed a stocking in my mouth!
316
00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:56,216
Oh, that wasn't a stocking.
317
00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:57,457
That was last year's gift.
318
00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:02,052
Mom says I have
the sweat glands of two boys!
319
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,305
Ech!
320
00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:08,018
Okay guys, I didn't want
to disappoint you,
321
00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,429
but I'm not the real Santa.
322
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:10,810
It's me, Naldo.
323
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,312
Naldo doesn't have a beard.
324
00:14:12,312 --> 00:14:13,313
It's fake!
325
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:14,314
(SCREAMS)
326
00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:17,567
He doesn't think
we're serious, Brett.
327
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,110
I think it's time
to turn up the heat.
328
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,034
Guys.
329
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,285
I think I'm starting to sweat.
330
00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:29,079
Now you know how my feet feel,
even in flip flops.
331
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,082
Help!
332
00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:33,203
Help!
333
00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:36,376
All right.
Let's get this over with.
334
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,128
Come on you little urchin,
get up here.
335
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:43,713
Now, tell Santa what inane,
mindless toy you want for Christmas.
336
00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:45,055
Ho, ho, ho.
337
00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:46,556
(INAUDIBLE)
338
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:50,430
A chemistry set?
339
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,312
Well, aren't you adorable!
340
00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:54,014
Tell Santa if
you're more interested
341
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,226
in alkaline
or acidic solutions.
342
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,863
This is awful.
343
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,695
Everything is wrong.
It's the curse!
344
00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:09,329
Shelby, there is no curse
and I'm gonna prove it.
345
00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:11,831
Astrid, start passing out
apple cider for the toast.
346
00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:15,625
And I'm talking full pours,
none of this two sips and you're done business!
347
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,248
Norm, we're going to need
your big Santa finale sooner than we thought.
348
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:19,459
Right!
349
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,251
Oh, wait a minute,
I can't get changed in here.
350
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:24,674
It's too dark.
Uh, here, take this.
351
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,546
And hands off the shelf
marked "Cyd's Snacks."
352
00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:27,807
Cyd, this is
my home and I...
353
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,182
If my parents are busy,
who's going to give the toast?
354
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,473
I'll do it.
355
00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:36,396
I've made quite a few speeches
at my cousins' coronations.
356
00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:38,318
Always the princess,
never the queen.
357
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,902
Ladies, gentlemen,
358
00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:45,655
we gather here on one
of the shortest nights of the year.
359
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:49,239
Made shorter by the fact
that we will all surely die here in this kitchen.
360
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,870
Merry Christmas!
Cheers!
361
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:58,038
The cider's awful!
362
00:15:58,038 --> 00:16:00,130
This has never happened
to me before!
363
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,791
This could not get any worse.
364
00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:03,383
(NORM SCREAMING)
Hot Santa!
365
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,345
Hot Santa!
366
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:06,966
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
367
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,390
No, wait.
Santa just lit his suit on fire!
368
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:14,854
And it just got worse.
369
00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:16,436
We have to jump back
and fix everything.
370
00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:17,357
Let's smack it!
371
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:20,860
What happened?
Why didn't we jump?
372
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:22,942
Our power's gone!
373
00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,604
Shelby, we are cursed!
374
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,486
This is so embarrassing!
375
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,239
I lost my ability
to time travel in front of Krissi!
376
00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:40,620
I can't believe the curse
took away our ability to time travel!
377
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,382
Does this mean I have to go
back to solving my problems
378
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:44,464
like a regular person?
379
00:16:44,464 --> 00:16:46,506
You are going to hate it.
380
00:16:48,388 --> 00:16:51,301
Guys, the Santa finale
was our last hope.
381
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,133
Maybe we can get
another Santa suit.
382
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,515
On Christmas Eve?
Where?
383
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,307
Hey, Naldo's wearing one
down at the mall!
384
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,309
Come on, Shelby,
we can fix this.
385
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,771
Yeah, you're right.
386
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,644
It's Christmas,
it's a time of miracles!
387
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:05,905
That's the spirit!
388
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:08,408
We'll be home
as soon as we can.
389
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:11,531
So hopeful in the face
of certain doom.
390
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,073
This is why
I love you girls!
391
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,751
You want a book of animal
facts? Delightful!
392
00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:24,504
Did you know in a single year,
393
00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:28,968
a colony of bats will drink
the blood of 25 cows?
394
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,223
Merry Christmas!
395
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:36,266
For some reason that Santa
reminds me of Barry.
396
00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:37,767
But it can't be.
397
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,559
He hates children.
398
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,481
The last time Barry's eyes
twinkled like that,
399
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,603
he was trying to
re-animate a dead spider.
400
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:48,148
NALDO: (SHOUTING)
Help! Help!
401
00:17:48,148 --> 00:17:49,149
Please stop!
402
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,452
Bret, Chet,
what are you doing?
403
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:54,454
Please!
Turn off the fireplace!
404
00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:55,455
I'm so hot!
405
00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:56,866
And I'm not Santa!
406
00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:59,369
Sure, and I'm not
an amateur magician
407
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,202
with a B minus average
and a recessive hair gene.
408
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,965
You guys, this is Naldo.
409
00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,207
Really.
410
00:18:11,971 --> 00:18:14,264
It is Naldo!
411
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,176
Well, in that case...
412
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,393
Thanks, guys.
413
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,524
No problem, Naldo.
414
00:18:24,524 --> 00:18:26,526
What is on your suit?
415
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:28,728
It's a combination
of regular sweat, fear sweat,
416
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:31,151
and I'm not ashamed
to admit it, a few tears.
417
00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:35,945
We can't use this suit,
it's soaked through.
418
00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:37,237
We really are cursed.
419
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:38,408
You're cursed?
420
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,700
Yeah, we ticked off
Daisy's stinky goat man
421
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,543
and now he's making sure
we have a lousy Christmas party.
422
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:44,794
That's terrible!
423
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,126
You didn't get to spend it
with your friends and family?
424
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,209
Well, yeah.
We did.
425
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,211
Actually, it was
a pretty crazy night.
426
00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:52,422
Norm fell off the roof.
427
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,594
And Shelby farted
"Deck the Halls".
428
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,466
For the record, that was
my possessed keyboard.
429
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,309
Wow.
430
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,391
That sounds like you guys
threw a pretty awesome Christmas party.
431
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:05,605
Yeah, I guess we did.
432
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,768
Cyd, what if Naldo's right?
433
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:11,191
What if there is no curse?
434
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,823
Maybe between stressing out
about Krissi Vanderwood
435
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:17,447
and the Yulebocken,
we convinced ourselves we were cursed.
436
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,698
Is that what
you're saying, Naldo?
437
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,830
Yes. Maybe.
438
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,622
To be fair,
I'm very dehydrated,
439
00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:25,044
and it's hard to understand
all four of you when you talk at once.
440
00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:30,049
So, if it was
all in our heads,
441
00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:31,921
we should still be able
to jump, right?
442
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,383
Only one way to find out.
443
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,556
Our power's back!
444
00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:38,638
Now, we can jump back
to the beginning of the night
445
00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:40,890
and fix everything
that went wrong.
446
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,512
I don't want to fix
everything.
447
00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:44,854
I mean, maybe we didn't
throw the perfect party.
448
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:47,437
But, it's a night
I'll never forget.
449
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,688
Yeah.
450
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,440
I wouldn't change a thing.
451
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,482
Well, I'd like to change
out of this Santa suit.
452
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,404
Any chance one of you guys
could untie me?
453
00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:55,525
Right.
Sorry.
454
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,033
What's happening?
455
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,535
I'm so glad you're back.
456
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,166
There has been
a terrible turn of events.
457
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,289
The Vanderwoods invited
everyone over to their house
458
00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:10,670
for a backup party.
459
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:11,591
Come on, everybody.
460
00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:14,093
This Christmas party
is the worst.
461
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:20,009
Krissi, I was so worried about
impressing you with this party
462
00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:23,433
that I almost ruined it
for the people who matter the most.
463
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:27,437
So if you want to go, go.
464
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:29,649
I think this party is perfect.
465
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,441
How is this party perfect?
466
00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:32,692
You don't even have a Santa.
467
00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:36,526
Ho, ho, ho!
468
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,698
Santa's here!
469
00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:40,990
(ALL CHEERING)
470
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,703
Sweet Navidad,
it's a Christmas miracle!
471
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:48,288
He also replaced
a dead fuse in the garage,
472
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,829
gonna bill
the homeowners later.
473
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,672
Merry Christmas!
474
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,970
In your face, Krissi!
475
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,592
We have three Santas.
476
00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:05,345
Original,
soggy and extra crispy.
477
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,060
Is that Barry?
478
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,352
Hi, Santa.
479
00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:14,103
We haven't been
very good boys this year,
480
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:16,856
but is there any chance
there's anything in that bag for us?
481
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:19,739
Well, let me have a look.
482
00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:21,030
Barry,
that's my dirty laundry!
483
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,492
It's too late,
I'm going with it!
484
00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,706
Ah, yes. Here we go.
485
00:21:26,706 --> 00:21:29,619
Two nice pairs of socks.
486
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,792
BOTH: Thank you.
487
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,220
Merry Christmas, Daisy.
488
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,922
You fixed him!
489
00:21:42,922 --> 00:21:45,685
I'm sorry we broke him
in the first place.
490
00:21:45,685 --> 00:21:48,137
It wouldn't be Christmas
without a Yulebocken.
491
00:21:49,098 --> 00:21:51,060
To a perfectly
crazy Christmas.
492
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,642
And the end of the curse.
493
00:21:59,198 --> 00:22:01,110
Seriously?
The eggnog, too?
494
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,082
(BOTH LAUGHING)
495
00:22:13,753 --> 00:22:14,754
(BOTH GROAN)
496
00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:19,799
Guys, look what
Santa brought us!
497
00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:20,840
Just like we asked for!
498
00:22:26,265 --> 00:22:27,727
Barry,
499
00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:29,559
did you give the twins
laser tag gear?
500
00:22:29,559 --> 00:22:33,312
No. I got them
Junior Mechanical Engineering Software.
501
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,355
It was cheap, educational
and quiet.
502
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,898
But if you didn't get it
for them...
503
00:22:38,898 --> 00:22:40,530
It must have been Santa!
504
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:43,743
Renaldo. As much as
I enjoyed playing capitalism's greatest hero,
505
00:22:43,743 --> 00:22:46,486
you can't convince me
that Santa listens to every request.
506
00:22:47,697 --> 00:22:49,489
How do you know?
507
00:22:49,489 --> 00:22:51,871
Well, for instance,
I didn't get my Christmas wish this year.
508
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,453
And what was that?
509
00:22:53,453 --> 00:22:55,124
Hey, guys.
510
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,916
Daisy,
what are you doing here?
511
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,668
I heard what you did
for those children at the mall,
512
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:01,501
and I just wanted
to tell you I think it was very sweet.
513
00:23:01,501 --> 00:23:02,672
You do?
514
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:03,843
Yes.
515
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:05,555
You know, you have
a bigger heart
516
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than people realize.
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You were saying?
I take it back.
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