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(BELL RINGS)
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I can't believe I've been
hanging out with you guys all day
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and no one's even noticed
that I don't even go to this school.
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They don't care
if you're here.
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They just freak out
when you don't show up.
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57 times.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys!
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I was just talking to
Mike Thompson.
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And he asked for Daisy's
phone number, so I gave him mine.
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Gave him yours?
Shelby!
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Sisters before misters!
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It's the second rule
of girl code!
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The first rule is fries
are healthier
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if you order them
for the table.
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No, I gave him mine
because Daisy doesn't have a phone.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
It's him!
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He said "uraqtjs".
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What language is that?
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Oh, he's not a
Hill Person, is he?
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My cousin dated
a Hill Person.
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Her father was not
pleased.
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No, it means, "U-R-A-Q-T-J-S".
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It means, "You are a cutie,
just sayin'".
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He's flirting with you.
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Text him back!
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I really don't think
I should.
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Of course you shouldn't!
You've never text-flirted before.
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We'll do it.
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I'll send him an emoji,
panda on a motorbike.
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Short, to the point,
says everything you need to say
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without meaning any
of it.
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He's writing back!
(PHONE CHIMES)
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He wants to hang out
with you!
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He wants to hang out
with me?
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Oh, that's too bad
because I forgot I have a...
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A harpsichord lesson.
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Cyd, do you get the feeling
that Daisy's hiding something?
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Either that or she
managed to get an appointment with
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Portland's only
harpsichord teacher.
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But Mrs. Pennyworth
is booked through July.
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BOTH: She's hiding something.
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? I know it sounds crazy
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? But time doesn't faze me
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? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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? Hey, hey
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? Hung out till midnight
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? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
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? Whenever
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? You need me
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? I'm right there with you
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? Whenever
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? There's something
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? You wanna redo
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? The clock is ticking
but not for me
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? I'm living in
a different reality
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? Whenever
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? Whatever
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? Wherever
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? I'm right there with you
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? I'm right there with you
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? Hey, hey ?
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Daisy, why'd you run
off like that?
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Mike was totally
into you.
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Didn't you think
he was cute?
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Oh, he was very cute.
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But it doesn't matter.
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I'm not actually
free to date anyone.
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You see, I am
engaged to be married.
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What? You're engaged?
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You can't get married!
You're 15!
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I don't have a choice!
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My intended and I were
promised to each other when we were very young.
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I've never
even met him.
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That's crazy.
How do you even know if you like him?
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Yeah, I don't even know
if I like a TV show
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until I've watched at least
three seasons.
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It doesn't matter.
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That's just how
it is in my time.
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Well, you're not
in your time.
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You are a modern woman now!
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And in this time,
we run companies,
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we run countries,
we use sophisticated imaging software
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to see what a baby would
look like with Cyd's hair and my eyes!
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Shelby?
What? I never did it.
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But she is beautiful
and her name is Emma.
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Well, I may be here,
but he's still there.
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It wouldn't be right to
court another unless my fiance
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were free
to do the same.
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Wait. Cyd and I can
jump back to 1522
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and call off your engagement!
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It would be the honorable
thing to do.
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You would do that for me?
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We're the only
ones who can.
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'Cause we don't care
about breaking dudes' hearts.
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Also, we're time travelers.
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So how do we
find this guy?
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Well, he frequents
an inn called the Crossed Swords
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and has a birthmark
in the shape of Italy on his arm.
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Oh! Also I have
this pouch.
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It contains an image
of him and a kerchief with his scent.
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You keep a pouch
of this guy's stuff with you at all times?
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You keep a pouch
of pizza rolls on you at all times.
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This isn't about me,
it's about Daisy!
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Oh, and his name
is Sebastian.
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Ooh, Sebastian,
that's a hot guy name.
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Are you sure you want to
break up with him?
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Shelby!
Right, yes, sorry, jumping!
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(HARPSICORD MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow.
So this is the 1500's.
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It's dirtier than
I thought it would be.
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I really should have peed
before we left.
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Where do you think
the bathroom is?
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From the smell of it,
anywhere.
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Come on, let's just find
Sebastian.
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Oi! You ain't from here!
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How does he know?
It's our teeth, they're too clean!
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We have too many of them!
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Don't worry, I got this.
In fourth grade,
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I played a street urchin
in Oliver.
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'Ello, guv! We're just some
poor orphans, we is.
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Something ain't right
about you two.
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I don't wanna see you
in my place again.
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And if I do...
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Boys, get 'em outta here.
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Say something else!
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I don't know anything else!
That was my only line!
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You thought you had me
with your hippogryph army.
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But little did you know,
my dark elf was lying in wait!
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I destroyed you. Again!
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You are the worst.
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I can't believe there is
no one left in the entire school
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who will play this
game with you, Barry.
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I'm having a blast.
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Hey guys, Shelby and Cyd
are helping me with a problem,
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and I need something
to take my mind off of it.
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Can I hang
out with you?
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Sure, have a seat.
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Renaldo and I are locked
in combat as the kingdom of Barrydonia wages war
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against the kingdom of
Steve Harvey.
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We picked our own
kingdom names.
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You wanna play with us?
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I would love to!
How do I play?
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It's incredibly complicated.
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It would take far
too long to explain.
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The card with
the better spell wins.
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I'll try to keep up.
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Okay, princess.
But I must warn you.
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We play for keeps.
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You see,
these used to be Renaldo's.
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I'm not very good.
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Prepare to lose, Daisy.
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I have the
perfect strategy.
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Your strategy was to lose
every single hand
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in a series of increasingly
humiliating defeats?
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Wow, I would
have never seen that coming.
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I attack with
my unicorn army.
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I defend with this
"Other Games You Might Enjoy
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"from Bingaling
Entertainment" card.
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Daisy, you won!
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I can't believe you beat me!
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Are you sure you haven't
played this game before?
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Never. But we did have
something similar back in my time.
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It was called,
"The castle is under attack!"
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But instead of cards,
the winner got to keep their head.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
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I'm giving you
your cards back.
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You can't do that.
The only way
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I can get them back
is to win them.
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But I don't want your cards.
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Well, I'm sorry,
those are the rules.
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Without rules
there are no games.
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And then what's left
to win at, sports?
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I need games, Daisy.
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Barry, you don't have
any cards left.
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How can you play Sir
King's Knight Quest?
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We'll just have
to play something else.
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This looks like fun.
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What do I do with it?
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That game.
That's the game we're gonna play.
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(GROANS)
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Cyd, I'm sorry the boys'
shoes we found didn't fit you.
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But we have
to blend in so we can find Sebastian.
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Easy for you to say.
I look ridiculous.
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How does anybody
wear a dress?
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It's like being
in a giant pant leg.
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Just think of it as
getting into character.
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I'm Sheldon, small town
boy looking to make
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his dreams come true
in the big city,
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only to discover that
the shire chews you up and spits you out.
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But I haven't found that
out yet, Cyd,
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I've still got
stars in my eyes.
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My backstory is
I'm a girl in a dress
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and I'm not happy
about it.
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Let's just go find
Sebastian.
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Oi! Wench. Back to
servin' with ye.
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Oh, I'm not a wench.
I'm Sheldon.
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(LOWER VOICE)
I mean, I'm Sheldon.
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I wasn't talking to ye.
I was talking to the wench.
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Back to work.
There's hungry knights what need serving.
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First I have to wear
a dress, now I've got to work?
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Don't worry, Cyd.
I'll find Sebastian. It'll be easy.
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Daisy gave us
his picture.
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What are you waiting for?
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Get serving.
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I'm going, I'm going.
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Don't get your
doublet in a twist.
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This is supposed to be
a portrait of Sebastian?
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It looks terrible.
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It looks like someone
started to paint
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then immediately
forgot how to paint.
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On your left, Barry!
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Now your right!
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Over your head!
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These are the places
she's attacking you!
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(GROANS)
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Ha! I win. Sword drop!
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No one's ever beaten
me at Medieval Battle Time before.
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Don't forget,
she also beat you at Kingdom Stormers,
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Dragon Punch and
Princess Tea Party's Fancy Fancy Good Time.
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You won,
so I must now reluctantly hand over
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my Titans of Science
action figures.
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Thomas Edison has
a kung-fu grip
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on Nikola Tesla's patents.
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You don't
deserve these.
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I don't want them.
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In fact, I don't
want any of the things I won from you.
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Well, they're yours,
you won the game.
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Those are the rules
and the rules must be honored.
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Oh, I see.
This is about honor.
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Yes! But it's also about
being the best
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and then gloating
about it.
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I can't do that if you just
hand me my stuff back.
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You have to give me
the opportunity to win it back!
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But Barry, she's won
every game we have.
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We will invent a game
that doesn't exist.
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And she won't be able
to win because we'll be making up the rules
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as we go along.
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Oh, I like it.
We can call it Quarxnox!
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I'm sure we can think
of a better name than Quarxnox.
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It's called Quarxnox?
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That's an odd name.
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It surprised me, too,
but that's what we went with.
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Here's your dumb food.
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(BURPS)
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(LAUGHING)
248
00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:57,908
(BURPS)
249
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,369
(LAUGHING LOUDER)
250
00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:03,954
You think that was good?
Check this out.
251
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,245
(BURPS LOUDER)
252
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:06,957
(LAUGHING LOUDER STILL)
253
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,131
I could eat.
254
00:11:16,096 --> 00:11:17,387
(SPITS)
255
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,803
Ho there, my good man.
256
00:11:22,803 --> 00:11:25,145
I am also a man,
and I am here to talk to you
257
00:11:25,145 --> 00:11:28,438
about another member
of our gender, a male man.
258
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,151
Not a mailman,
but a fellow fellow.
259
00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:32,402
This is not going well,
is it?
260
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:33,693
Not very.
261
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,868
I seek a knight
named Sebastian.
262
00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:40,320
I need to tell him
that Princess Daisy doesn't want to marry him.
263
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,123
Whoa. That's some pretty
juicy royal gossip.
264
00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:45,125
How do you know
what Princess Daisy wants?
265
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,417
Well, she told me.
You saw the princess?
266
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,499
Yep that's right.
She's with me now.
267
00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:53,093
You expect me to believe
that Princess Daisy is with you?
268
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,255
Oh, yeah, she's with me
permanently.
269
00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:57,597
Couldn't send her back
if I wanted to.
270
00:11:57,597 --> 00:11:59,599
Ladies, right?
You want to send 'em back,
271
00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:01,762
but who'll do the laundry?
(CHUCKLES)
272
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,344
I am offended by that...
273
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,685
Is what a lady would say.
274
00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:07,557
But not me.
I think it's hilarious.
275
00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,059
(FORCED LAUGHTER)
276
00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:12,813
So if you could just point
me towards Sebastian,
277
00:12:12,813 --> 00:12:14,734
I can deliver my message.
278
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,616
(GRUNTS)
279
00:12:16,616 --> 00:12:18,819
Thank you.
You're very kind.
280
00:12:18,819 --> 00:12:20,160
Also a huge chauvinist.
281
00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,788
Give it up,
soft-knuckles, you got nothin'.
282
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,629
Please, when I defeat you,
283
00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:33,503
you're gonna wash my horse
till it's so clean that I can see my face in it.
284
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,797
If you wanna see your
face in a horse, just lift its tail.
285
00:12:41,141 --> 00:12:43,343
Birthmark in
the shape of Italy.
286
00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:45,305
Cyd! That's Sebastian!
What?
287
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,557
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
288
00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:49,599
Well, it looks like I
successfully pushed
289
00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:51,351
your hand down with my hand!
290
00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:55,195
Great, now I gotta
wash his horse!
291
00:12:55,195 --> 00:12:56,736
Why are you still talking?
292
00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,238
Get scrubbing.
293
00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:02,402
Wenches, right?
294
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:04,534
I know,
they are the worst!
295
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,826
I'm sorry, Cyd,
I love you!
296
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:15,675
As determined by
the Quarxnox Wheel Of Random Events,
297
00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:20,420
Daisy has been
banished to the Island of Giant Cats.
298
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:25,225
Well, the last three
hours have been fun, but obviously I've lost.
299
00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:27,888
Now you can have
your things back.
300
00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:29,599
I could have had them back,
301
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:32,062
but you just stepped
on the bonus button.
302
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,563
You doubled your points!
303
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,026
I'm gonna have to do
a lot of somersaults to catch up with you now.
304
00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:43,493
Naldo, I have
a confession to make.
305
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,205
I am not enjoying
Quarxnox.
306
00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:46,536
Then just let Barry win.
307
00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:49,709
I've been trying!
But the rules of this game are baffling.
308
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,711
Oh, I think I know why.
309
00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:53,583
It's because
we've been making them up as we go along.
310
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,047
Then why isn't
Barry winning?
311
00:13:57,047 --> 00:14:00,720
He's too proud to
not follow his own crazy rules.
312
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,343
I just want this game to
be over so I can leave.
313
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,095
Don't worry,
I'll help you.
314
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,057
Follow my lead.
315
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:10,390
What's this?
A text from the Volcano King.
316
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:13,813
Any player whose name
begins with a "B" gets 10,000 points.
317
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:17,027
(GASPS)
But that would mean that that player would win.
318
00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:21,191
Barry, your name
starts with "B", doesn't it, Barry?
319
00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:23,113
If only it did!
320
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,906
But Barry is simply an
English form of the Gaelic Bareth,
321
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,697
which is short for
Funevar.
322
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,452
I can't believe it.
323
00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:34,254
Don't blame yourself,
Daisy.
324
00:14:34,254 --> 00:14:36,706
I had no idea that Barry
started with an "F" either.
325
00:14:41,671 --> 00:14:46,596
Most people don't
realize that strength actually comes from muscles.
326
00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,718
Yes. That's why I like
to have so many of them.
327
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,851
Great stuff, great stuff.
328
00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:57,017
Listen, Sebastian,
I have a message to deliver to you.
329
00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:58,478
From Princess Daisy.
330
00:14:58,478 --> 00:14:59,980
My betrothed?
What does she say?
331
00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:03,443
I don't know how
to say this.
332
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:05,115
She doesn't want
to be engaged to you anymore.
333
00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:08,288
How do I know that
you speak the truth?
334
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:09,449
She gave me these.
(GASPS)
335
00:15:09,449 --> 00:15:11,791
My portrait!
And my pit rag.
336
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:19,129
Well, I regret to inform you,
tiny man, that Daisy will be my wife
337
00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:20,961
and she has no choice
in the matter.
338
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,302
She doesn't want
to marry you!
339
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:25,305
Well, I didn't want a perfect
chin, but here we are.
340
00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:28,138
Daisy has to marry me.
341
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:30,971
Unless, of course,
the princess is with another bloke.
342
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,816
Well, yes, obviously,
if there was another,
343
00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:40,110
then I would have no choice
but to release Daisy from our engagement.
344
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,983
But he would have
to come here and declare himself.
345
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,485
Unless, of course,
he was already here.
346
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,489
Him?
Me?
347
00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:51,201
You said Daisy
was with you!
348
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,532
Well, yeah,
she's with me.
349
00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:54,074
But I didn't mean like...
If that is the case,
350
00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:57,127
then I will have to end
my engagement.
351
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:58,578
Then that is
totally the case.
352
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,340
Daisy is with me.
That's the case I'm talkin' about.
353
00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:02,842
So it is settled.
354
00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:07,137
All right, I washed
your stupid horse.
355
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,179
But I'm keeping the change
I found under the saddle.
356
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,012
You have declared
yourself.
357
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,555
Now you and I will
fight for Daisy's hand in marriage.
358
00:16:15,555 --> 00:16:17,187
To the death!
359
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:20,190
To the death?
To the death? What did I miss?
360
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:23,273
I'll tell you
what you missed, table four needs waters.
361
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,034
(CROWD CHEERING)
362
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:39,999
Look, Sebastian,
we don't need to fight to the death over some girl.
363
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,672
Okay, we can settle this
like men.
364
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:44,754
We are settling
it like men.
365
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,086
By fighting to the death.
366
00:16:48,128 --> 00:16:50,680
Good luck.
He's never lost.
367
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,187
Uh, Cyd?
It's jumpy time.
368
00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:59,229
I'm trying!
I can't get through.
369
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,773
I'm going to separate
the top of you from the bottom of you.
370
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:11,781
Stop running and face me,
you coward!
371
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,952
You know who
wouldn't like this?
372
00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:14,614
Princess Daisy.
We should stop.
373
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,206
We can stop
when you're dead.
374
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,577
I changed my mind,
let's not stop!
375
00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,586
What are you doing, wench?
376
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,968
You know we charge double
during sword fights.
377
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:30,590
Nothing makes a man
want to eat our ribs
378
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,932
like watching someone
else get jabbed in his.
379
00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:36,436
Back to work!
I quit!
380
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,017
Oww!
381
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,230
There goes
me last toenail!
382
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,233
Get back here!
383
00:17:46,856 --> 00:17:48,818
I timed that wrong.
See, I thought you were gonna swing it
384
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,069
and I was gonna
jump over it...
385
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,112
Oh, you're gonna
do it now? Okay.
386
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,953
See that's what I was
gonna do before.
387
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,541
(CHUCKLING)
388
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:05,505
Daisy is mine!
389
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,469
Cyd?
390
00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:11,171
Daisy doesn't belong
to anyone!
391
00:18:11,171 --> 00:18:13,473
This doesn't involve you!
392
00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:15,805
You attack my friend,
you attack me.
393
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:17,096
Let's do this!
394
00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:34,494
(CACKLING)
395
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:52,091
Well, it looks like
I successfully beat your sword
396
00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:53,343
with my sword.
397
00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:58,678
End your engagement to
Princess Daisy and I'll spare your life.
398
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,561
Fine. You win.
399
00:19:01,561 --> 00:19:03,393
(CROWD CHEERING)
400
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,227
Wow, Cyd, I didn't
know you could do that!
401
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:08,528
Me neither! It's amazing
402
00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:10,069
what you can do
when you don't want to die
403
00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:11,271
and you're holding a sword.
404
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,579
This isn't over, wench!
405
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:27,877
Shelbs, you saved me,
that was so cool!
406
00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:29,749
What can I say?
407
00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:31,130
I live the mug life.
408
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:34,214
And now it's not cool.
409
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,675
You are your
own worst enemy.
410
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:39,849
Maybe we could have
avoided all this if we'd just
411
00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:41,391
told Sebastian the truth.
412
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:43,853
What? That Daisy
was being locked in a tower
413
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,265
and then
a time rift opened
414
00:19:45,265 --> 00:19:48,478
and she time traveled
to the year 2016?
415
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,520
Yeah, he'd never
believe that.
416
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,522
I guess this was
the only way.
417
00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:54,153
Come on, let's jump back
and tell Daisy
418
00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:56,155
she never has to
worry about this jerk again.
419
00:20:02,282 --> 00:20:05,955
I'm losing ten points
every second I'm in the penalty rug!
420
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,378
If I don't get out soon,
Daisy's gonna win for sure!
421
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,252
Why'd he roll himself
into the rug?
422
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,713
I don't know.
423
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,295
I don't even know when
it started being the penalty rug
424
00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:17,096
and stopped being
the cocoon of silence!
425
00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:20,550
What am I going to do?
426
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:21,891
I don't want any
of his possessions,
427
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:23,933
but he won't take them
back unless he wins.
428
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:25,475
Let me talk to him.
429
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,608
(GROANING)
430
00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:33,483
Barry, I thought the plan
was to make up the rules so you could beat Daisy.
431
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,275
You're playing
like you don't want to win.
432
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,617
Is it that obvious?
Is what that obvious?
433
00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:39,819
As usual, Renaldo,
you can see right through me.
434
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:44,324
Yes, at first
it was just about winning my stuff back.
435
00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:47,457
But somewhere between
the video games and Quarxnox,
436
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:49,289
it stopped being about that.
437
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,291
I just didn't want
Daisy to leave.
438
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,212
I really like hanging
out with her.
439
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,174
Is that crazy?
440
00:20:55,174 --> 00:20:59,138
Actually, it's the first
not-crazy thing you've done today.
441
00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:02,302
I suppose this game
has gotten a little out of hand.
442
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,304
Renaldo, release me
from the penalty rug.
443
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:14,063
Daisy, there's something
I want to say to you.
444
00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:16,736
There's something
I want to say to you, too.
445
00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:18,778
You're standing
on the bonus button!
446
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,400
Double points. Game over.
447
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,741
You win!
448
00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:23,953
For the love of Quarxnox,
it's finally over!
449
00:21:25,705 --> 00:21:28,498
Your stuff is yours
again, congratulations.
450
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:32,372
Good news, Daisy!
451
00:21:32,372 --> 00:21:33,913
We ended your
engagement!
452
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,465
Whoa! You're engaged?
453
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:39,469
Not anymore!
Sebastian's status went from
454
00:21:39,469 --> 00:21:42,972
"In a Relationship" to
"'Tis Complicated".
455
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:45,885
You guys are the best!
Thank you so much.
456
00:21:45,885 --> 00:21:47,347
Now you can text
Mike back.
457
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,978
Come on! Let's go see
if he wants to hang out!
458
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,352
Oh, wait, Barry.
459
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,354
What was it you
wanted to tell me?
460
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,196
Uh... Nothing.
It was nothing.
461
00:21:57,196 --> 00:21:59,939
Okay, well, see ya.
462
00:22:05,705 --> 00:22:07,156
You okay?
463
00:22:07,156 --> 00:22:10,450
Yeah. Absolutely.
Sometimes in the heat of Quarxnox,
464
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:14,293
feelings emerge that,
upon second thought, prove best not pursued.
465
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,665
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
466
00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:17,547
Another game
of Sir King's Knight Quest?
467
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:20,049
Yep.
Also, you like Daisy.
468
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:29,389
Daisy, Mike clearly isn't
the guy for you.
469
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:33,102
He texted "heart sombrero
birthday cake"!
470
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,235
Gross. I'm just gonna
text him turkey leg and end this.
471
00:22:38,237 --> 00:22:41,320
I can't thank you enough
for breaking up with Sebastian for me.
472
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,152
He sounds
like a real jerk.
473
00:22:43,152 --> 00:22:45,825
Oh, and sorry about the whole
fight-to-the-death thing.
474
00:22:45,825 --> 00:22:47,987
Probably should have
mentioned that little custom of ours.
475
00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:50,830
A little heads up
would have been nice.
476
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,872
But the important thing
is you don't have
477
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,584
to worry about Sebastian
anymore.
478
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,803
Daisy? Where is she?
479
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,348
I know you are hiding
the princess in this tower.
480
00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:12,642
She belongs to me,
481
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:15,274
and I will not
rest until I find her!
482
00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:19,874
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