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...Fourteen, 315,
316, 317...
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Cyd, it's 6:00 a.m.
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What are you doing up
so early on a Saturday?
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The local news
is having a contest.
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The person who guesses
how many beans fit in this jar wins a prize.
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But I don't need to guess
because I have some beans and a jar
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and I know how to count.
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I'm coming for you,
Action News at Five.
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Also at seven.
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What do you win?
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I don't know.
It's a mystery.
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I hope it's not
snow tires. Why?
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'Cause that would be
a terrible prize.
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What are you doing up?
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I've got a huge day of
craft swapping lined up.
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I'm gonna trade
this bracelet I made with a girl in South Portland
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for one of her
hand-beaded chokers.
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I didn't know
you wanted a choker.
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I don't.
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I'm gonna take that choker
over to East Po's hottest candle maker.
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But you hate stinky candles.
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Can't stand 'em.
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Which is why I'm gonna take
those candles over to the west side
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and swap 'em out for
a handmade headband.
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You're not really
a headband girl.
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I'd rather wear a candle.
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That headband's going
downtown to a guy
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who bends license plates
into phone covers and likes wearing headbands.
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It's a weird demographic,
but that's the Portland craft scene.
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No offense, Shelbs,
but that sounds like a total waste of a Saturday.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a local news station to outsmart.
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317, 318, 319, 320...
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? I know it sounds crazy
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? But time doesn't faze me
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? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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? Hey, hey
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? Hung out till midnight
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? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
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? Whenever
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? You need me
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? I'm right there with you
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? Whenever
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? There's something
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? You wanna redo
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? The clock is ticking
but not for me
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? I'm living in
a different reality
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? Whenever
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? Whatever
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? Wherever
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? I'm right there with you
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? I'm right there with you
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? Hey, hey ?
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What's with all
the tiny furniture?
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I'm throwing my grandmother
a birthday party this afternoon
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and this is her present.
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She's been saying
she wants a living room set
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but she never specified
what size.
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Four thousand five hundred
and sixty one!
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Man, this jar held
so many beans
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I thought I was gonna run
out of numbers.
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My mom ran out of numbers.
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Every birthday she turns "35."
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And... Sent
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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This is so cool.
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I can't believe about to win
a prize from the local news.
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It will be my greatest moment.
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And this is coming from a girl
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who once farted
on a water slide.
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Guys, I have just solved
the biggest problem facing our generation.
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Climate change?
World hunger?
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An overeducated
unemployable middle class?
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Okay, the biggest problem
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facing the Portland
crafting community.
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See, we love swapping crafts
with each other,
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but it's incredibly
inconvenient.
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So I'm gonna create a website
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where we can swap crafts
with each other 24/7.
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It's called Tradeskees.
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Wow, Shelby,
that's a great idea.
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Thanks, Cyd.
I'm gonna make this website.
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Barry, I need you
to make this website.
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Honestly, I'd love to.
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That's actually a good idea.
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I don't like
the way he said "actually a good idea".
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Unfortunately, I'm swamped
with my grandma's party today.
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But he can do it tomorrow.
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Renaldo handles
my calendar.
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With the exception of today,
he's wide open till he's 27.
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Thanks, Barry!
This is so exciting!
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I can't wait. Let's jump to
tomorrow night to see what my site looks like!
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And I can see
if I won the contest.
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Is time travel
making us impatient?
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Less talky, more jumpy!
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Time to see what
Barry did with my website.
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Time to see if I won
that prize.
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What? 5286 coffee beans?
I was way off!
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Maybe they used a bigger jar.
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That can't be right.
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You think they used
smaller beans?
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No, Cyd, I mean,
it's Tradeskees, but it's not my Tradeskees.
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I never would've told Barry
to build it like this.
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I'm gonna ask him
what's going on.
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(COMPUTER CHIMES)
I know, I know.
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I'm sorry I haven't finished
your site yet. I'm sorry.
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Grandma's party was a rager.
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You don't know how loud
music can get until your DJ loses his hearing aid.
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You haven't finished
my site?
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(STUTTERS) But I'm looking
at it right now.
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Well, that's impossible.
Let me take a look.
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This site went up
this morning.
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Shelby, I think someone
beat you to your idea.
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Who did you tell
about Tradeskees?
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Practically nobody.
Shelby...
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Everyone.
Every last person I saw.
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Well, I guess you learned
a valuable lesson.
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Have you ever heard
the expression "loose lips sink ships"?
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You see,
back in World War Two... (MUTES)
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I wish I could do that
in real life.
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I can't believe somebody's
gonna beat me to making Tradeskees.
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We gotta jump back
so I can make it first.
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Unfortunately,
I'm completely swamped with my grandma's party today,
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but he can do it tomorrow.
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But we just came from tomorrow
and you said you still hadn't done it.
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That doesn't sound like me!
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And then you gave us
a boring lecture on World War Two.
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That sounds like me.
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Sorry I didn't build
your website.
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You were in tomorrow?
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Cyd, did you win the contest?
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No. I saw the answer
and I wasn't even close.
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Too bad you can't try again
now that you know the right number.
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Right, 'cause that
would be cheating. Awesome.
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Cheating, that's what I said.
I just pronounced it wrong.
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Now, Shelby, if you need
the website done today,
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I can call my friend Alex
at the Computer Club.
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They meet at school
on Saturdays.
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Computer Club,
that's perfect!
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I bet they'd love to
build me a website.
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Cyd, you wanna come
to school with me?
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On a Saturday? Hmm.
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I think I'll dip into
that friendship coupon book you made me and use my...
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"Get Out of One
Activity Free" voucher.
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Sad you're not coming,
but I'm so excited you're using my coupon book.
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Hey, Naldo, I need you to
hit send on a text for me.
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Wait, you're not sending this
to the local news contest, are you?
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Nope, I am not.
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'Cause that
would be cheating.
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Now be a pal and hit send.
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Hi, I'm looking for Alex.
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I'm Alex.
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Oh! You're a girl.
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You surprised
there's a girl in Computer Club?
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No, I'm surprised Barry has
a girl's phone number.
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(CHUCKLES)
You must be Shelby.
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Barry told me
you needed help building a website.
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Let's see what
you've got so far.
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Absolutely.
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I have the vision board
right here.
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As you can see,
there's a computer... Super important.
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And, uh, these crafts
represent crafts.
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And the people represent
all the people this website is going to bring together,
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via these arrows,
represented by...
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Arrows. (CHUCKLES)
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What's the deal
with the cat on the skateboard?
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Oh, that's Can-Do Kitty.
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I feel like if he can ride
a skateboard, I can build my website.
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Well, I'm happy to
teach you.
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So, what do you know
about computers?
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I know how to turn them on,
I know how to turn them off,
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and I know they are very
expensive to replace
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if you drop them
in the fish tank at the dentist's office.
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You know what,
let's start with the basics.
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One of the fundamentals
of programing
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is the conditional
command string.
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If this, then that,
unless this. Make sense?
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Not really.
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Well, it's easier
than it sounds.
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(STAMMERS) Oh. No,
this isn't really my thing.
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I was kind of hoping, uh,
maybe you could do it for me.
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You don't even wanna try?
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Trust me,
I, I would be terrible at this.
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I, I'm not a computer person.
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So what do you say?
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Will you
beep-bop-beep-bop-boop a website for me?
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Actually, I'm kind of busy.
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But if I don't get
this done today,
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somebody's gonna take
my idea!
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I can't hear you. Sorry.
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Your headphones aren't
even plugged in.
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(LOUDLY) What?
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Hey, Cyd, whatcha doing?
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Waiting for a delivery.
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It turns out I did win
that prize.
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Don't you mean
we won that prize?
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That's right.
My brain knew what my thumbs were doing the whole time.
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Fine. We'll share the prize.
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But Shelby would freak out
if she knew I used time travel to cheat,
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so I'm gonna hide it
from her in this box.
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I hope it's something good.
Last month it was a tablet,
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the month before that,
it was a laptop...
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(BEEPING)
Here comes our prize!
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It's a boat?
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I think I'm gonna need
a bigger box.
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Don't you mean
we're gonna need a bigger box?
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Hey, Alex,
I feel like we kinda got off on the wrong foot.
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Look, this website
is a really big deal to me.
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I just want to make it happen
before somebody else does.
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And I can't do it by myself.
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And I won't do it for you.
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BOY: We'll do it for you.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Reboot wants to know
we just volunteered for.
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Shelby wants to know
what a Reboot is.
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That's Reboot.
I'm Elliot.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Reboot says
the pleasure's all his.
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You guys are lifesavers.
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So...
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I have this website
and it's very important to me
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and I have to get it
done today.
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It's called Tradeskees.
It's a craft swapping website.
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Computer. Arrows.
Can-Do Kitty.
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Makes perfect sense to us.
We're in. (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Just go with it.
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This is great!
I am so loving you guys right now.
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(CHUCKLES)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Yeah. I heard it too, buddy.
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Since everyone else
has abandoned me,
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I'm left with
no other option but to say
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thanks for coming to
help me set up for my grandma's party, you guys.
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No problem, Barry.
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Does he have any idea
how much we charge for our services?
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He will when
he gets our bill.
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I'm gonna start
bringing the food out.
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Would you two mind
straightening up?
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For $60 an hour,
we'll stand as straight as he wants.
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Look, this party
has to be good.
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Last year was
a total disaster.
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Just take this rag
and dust a little.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
What should I do?
244
00:10:53,193 --> 00:10:54,865
Just go clean up.
245
00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:07,918
Whoa! Look at all
that microwave popcorn.
246
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,215
The door's locked!
247
00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:17,297
What was that? Ow!
248
00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:24,224
Chet? Where are you?
249
00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:26,016
I'm down here!
250
00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:27,147
I can't see you!
251
00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:36,947
Oh, no! I shrunk Chet!
252
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,285
Thank you so much
for website-ing for me.
253
00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:47,087
You guys are so nice.
254
00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:48,378
You mean coding?
255
00:11:48,378 --> 00:11:50,000
Oh, sorry. (CHUCKLES)
256
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,042
Thank you so much
for website-ing for me.
257
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:54,094
You guys are so coding.
258
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,010
Man, look at you guys go.
259
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,432
You're like website building
super robots.
260
00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:07,017
(IMITATING ROBOT)
I am Computer Bot. I eat wires and drink oil.
261
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,400
(NORMAL VOICE)
I have no idea how robots work.
262
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,064
But seriously, I don't know
what I'd do without you guys.
263
00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:15,235
(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)
264
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,027
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
265
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,239
I'm not gonna ask her,
you ask her!
266
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,072
Ask me what?
267
00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:25,165
Oh, come on.
You guys have been so helpful to me.
268
00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:27,207
You can ask me anything.
I'm your girl.
269
00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:31,331
(NERVOUSLY) Uh, well,
so we have this friend.
270
00:12:31,331 --> 00:12:34,214
And he's wondering
how you can tell if a girl likes you.
271
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:35,966
Oh, I can definitely
help with this.
272
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:38,298
I mean, I know matters
of the heart.
273
00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:42,142
See, when a girl likes you,
she'll give you certain signs.
274
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:49,349
She'd probably be friendly
and chatty and...
275
00:12:49,349 --> 00:12:51,231
Touch your arm, maybe?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
276
00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:58,238
But the way you really know
is when she starts bringing you presents and treats...
277
00:12:58,238 --> 00:13:00,160
Treats!
278
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,402
Oh, my gosh, you guys
have been working so hard, you must be starving!
279
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:04,244
I, I can run home
and get you some snacks.
280
00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:07,077
Do you guys like brownies?
281
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:10,080
Actually, we prefer blondies.
282
00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:13,083
Oh, sure!
283
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,125
You guys got the blondie
of your dreams comin' your way.
284
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,345
There.
285
00:13:25,345 --> 00:13:29,189
No way Shelby will know
there's a boat back here.
286
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:33,023
Wow, those plants
look so tiny next to this giant boat.
287
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:39,279
Aw, man, Shelby's going to
see this and she'll know I cheated on the contest.
288
00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:42,152
I'm just gonna call
the station and tell them to take the boat back.
289
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,445
Hi. Yeah,
I'm the girl who won the boat.
290
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,117
I need to return it.
291
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,121
Hey, a captain's hat!
292
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,332
Guess that means
I'm in charge.
293
00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:57,457
Whoa. I've never been
in charge before.
294
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:02,382
Bad news, Naldo.
This boat's not going anywhere.
295
00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,463
Of course it's not.
296
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:07,307
I just dropped anchor.
297
00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:09,349
SHELBY: Cyd?
Where are you?
298
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,141
Oh, no, Shelby's home!
299
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:16,316
Shelby, what are you
doing here?
300
00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:19,529
Making some snacks
for Team Tradeskees.
301
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:22,402
You know, I really feel like
I'm really bonding with these computer guys.
302
00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:26,246
These guys are so nice
helping me with my site, and I'm helping them too.
303
00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:28,448
I'm encouraging them,
bringing them treats,
304
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:30,250
making them crack up
with my jokes...
305
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,581
They're laughing
at your jokes?
306
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:34,204
Sure are!
When I almost walked off with Elliot's power cord,
307
00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:37,207
I was like
"guilty as charged!" (LAUGHS)
308
00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:40,130
You know, Cyd,
I seriously think I should start doing stand-up.
309
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,341
Oh, Shelby.
310
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:44,424
I'm even giving them
love advice.
311
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:46,266
They have this friend
who likes a girl,
312
00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:48,178
and they wanted to know
how to know if the girl likes him back.
313
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,309
I think I know
who this girl is.
314
00:14:49,309 --> 00:14:51,141
You do? Do we go to
school with her?
315
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,352
Yeah. She's you.
316
00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:56,396
What? No. No.
We're just friends.
317
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,518
That's why I came back here,
to get them a snack.
318
00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:00,150
I asked them if
they like brownies
319
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,281
and they said
they like blondies and...
320
00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:03,443
Oh, my gosh,
how did I not see it?
321
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:04,524
Cyd, I have to go.
322
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:06,366
Not that way!
323
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:09,449
You have to go out
the front door
324
00:15:09,449 --> 00:15:14,204
and fix this mess you made,
you adorable busybody!
325
00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:20,500
Cyd, hate to bother you,
but the deck's not gonna swab itself.
326
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,252
I'd do it but I'm the captain.
327
00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,344
Wouldn't look right in front
of the rest of the crew.
328
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,390
Guys, this is gonna sound
totally crazy,
329
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:33,263
but is the girl you've been
talking about...
330
00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:35,515
You?
331
00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:39,319
You bet your
Can-Do Kitty it is.
332
00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:41,561
Shelby, we won't do
another thing on your website
333
00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:44,234
until you choose which one
of us you're in love with.
334
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,565
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
335
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:51,451
Reboot wants me to mention
he has an 11:00 curfew and his own bike.
336
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,252
So who's it
gonna be, Shelby?
337
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,254
Me or Reboot?
338
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,387
Guys, this is all
a big misunderstanding.
339
00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:09,549
I'm not gonna choose
between you.
340
00:16:09,549 --> 00:16:13,183
Well then, that leaves us
with only one option. We'll fight for her.
341
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:14,264
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
342
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,476
"This text is just
a distraction"?
343
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,308
Reboot, what do you mean...
(SCREAMS)
344
00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:26,696
That fight was probably
simmering under the surface way before I got here, right?
345
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,528
Nope.
Yeah, didn't think so.
346
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,617
Don't worry, shrunken Chet,
I'm gonna find you!
347
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:40,330
There's a lot of
crisp veggies here.
348
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,542
I hope Grandma remembers to
bring her teeth.
349
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,715
Bret, what are you doing
on the floor?
350
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:48,468
Uh, cleaning, like you said.
351
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:51,471
Hey, good man.
Where's Chet? Slacking off again?
352
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:52,512
Hey!
353
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,225
Shh! Let me handle this.
354
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,309
I'm right here, Barry.
355
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,520
I'm Chet.
356
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,313
What were you doing
behind the sofa?
357
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,316
Taking a nap.
Because I'm a slacker.
358
00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:08,408
Where'd Bret go?
359
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:11,651
Probably off
picking up my slack.
360
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,363
Hey, Bret!
361
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:16,656
Sorry, Barry.
362
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:19,289
I was working so hard
I didn't hear you.
363
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,661
It's not easy
being the better brother.
364
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:24,464
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
365
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:27,587
Oh, shuds, Grandma needs me
to pick her up from water aerobics.
366
00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:29,299
Picture a prune
becoming a raisin,
367
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,341
and then put that raisin
in a polka dot two-piece
368
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,343
and that's where
I'm off to.
369
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,675
(CRACKLES)
Ah...
370
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:37,437
Stepped on something orange.
371
00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:39,679
Can you clean this up?
372
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,393
Oh no, Chet,
you've been crunched!
373
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,276
My dear brother.
I won't forget you.
374
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:50,650
I will think of you
every time I look into the mirror and squint.
375
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,652
That was beautiful, Bret.
376
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,616
Chet? You're alive!
377
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,498
If you can call this living.
378
00:18:03,503 --> 00:18:05,465
You're going to
love this boat.
379
00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:07,627
She's about 12 knots long,
12 knots deep,
380
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:09,549
gets about 12 knots
to the gallon
381
00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:13,593
and I think it's obvious
I don't know what knots are, but hey, she's free!
382
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,556
Ho, there!
You can't get rid of my boat!
383
00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:19,479
That won't float,
not with me, Cydney.
384
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,433
Naldo, what's going on?
Why are you dressed like that?
385
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,524
Why are you talking
like that?
386
00:18:24,524 --> 00:18:26,606
'Cause I'm the doggone
captain!
387
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,729
Now I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask the two of you to shove off.
388
00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:32,782
You're about as welcome
as an albatross in a squall.
389
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:37,327
No, no, no, wait!
390
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:40,500
Dang it, Naldo!
That boat's turning you into a crazy person!
391
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,412
Tell that to
my hat, landlubber.
392
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,419
Lightning bolt!
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
393
00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:53,423
I feel terrible!
394
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,714
None of this would have
happened if I just knew
395
00:18:54,714 --> 00:18:57,807
how to program
my own website, but it's too hard.
396
00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:59,519
Shelby, how do you know?
397
00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:00,850
You quit without even trying.
398
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,602
I'm not a computer person.
399
00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:04,604
(ELLIOT GRUNTING)
400
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,526
Shield! Shield! Shield!
401
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,481
Okay, why don't you
think of it this way.
402
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:15,575
You told those guys
that if a girl touches your arm, then she likes you.
403
00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:17,537
Is that always true?
404
00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:20,450
No, there are tons
of reasons you might touch someone's arm.
405
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,661
It doesn't always mean
you're into them.
406
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,832
Exactly.
407
00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,834
Computer coding has
the same kind of rules
408
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:28,548
"If this, then that,
unless this."
409
00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:29,789
Oh.
410
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,791
I never told them
the "unless."
411
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:33,713
No wonder they thought
I liked them.
412
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:37,557
Congratulations.
You just programed your first love triangle.
413
00:19:37,557 --> 00:19:40,470
Wait, is this coding?
414
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,721
Do I understand coding?
415
00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:43,513
Better than you
understand boys.
416
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:46,726
Now you see why I was
so annoyed with you
417
00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:48,808
when you quit
without really trying.
418
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,810
You don't need anyone
to build your site for you.
419
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,812
You can do it yourself.
And I'll help you.
420
00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:57,407
Should I go patch things up
between Elliot and Reboot?
421
00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:58,698
Or maybe I've done
enough damage for today.
422
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,620
How about we just focus
on the website?
423
00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:06,586
(INAUDIBLE)
424
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,681
I did it!
425
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:23,843
I built my own website!
This is so exciting.
426
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:27,437
Do you think Jennifer Lawrence
will play me in Tradeskees. The Movie?
427
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:29,609
Why don't we start with
hitting enter and launching the site?
428
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,905
Alex, I just want to
thank you.
429
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:38,738
You've been so,
so coding to me today.
430
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:41,861
You still think
"coding" means "nice"?
431
00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:43,533
Nah, I'm messing with you!
432
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,456
(IMITATING ROBOT) Joke Bot
3.0 in your face.
433
00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:50,500
You know,
I don't hate Joke Bot.
434
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,921
Slap me some tin!
435
00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:56,716
All right, weirdo,
you earned this one.
436
00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:03,553
Don't worry, Chet!
437
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,936
I'm gonna blast you with
this laser and get you back to regular size.
438
00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:09,809
Bret, I haven't understood
anything you've said
439
00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:12,652
since I got locked
in Barry's popcorn closet.
440
00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:14,564
Locked in the what now?
441
00:21:24,864 --> 00:21:27,827
Cydney dear, I got you
a new sweater because,
442
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:30,620
no offense,
you dress like a hobo.
443
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:35,755
Hey! Some ne'er-do-well
absconded with my boat!
444
00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:38,628
No one stole the boat.
445
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:39,679
How dare you!
446
00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:41,841
Naldo, get a hold
of yourself!
447
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:44,594
That boat was bad
for both of us
448
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:48,728
so I put it on Shelby's
swap site and I traded it for something a little more you.
449
00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:51,981
It's a hat
with boats in it.
450
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,695
Maybe I did go
a little crazy.
451
00:21:55,695 --> 00:21:58,608
It's just I've never gotten
to be a captain before.
452
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,610
I guess that hat really
went to my head.
453
00:22:02,702 --> 00:22:04,033
Thanks, Cyd.
454
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:07,787
Now, Grandma, I know
I ruined your birthday last year,
455
00:22:07,787 --> 00:22:10,750
but I think I more than
made up for it this year.
456
00:22:24,724 --> 00:22:26,766
Chet's back to full-size!
457
00:22:26,766 --> 00:22:28,808
And I smell like the movies!
458
00:22:35,064 --> 00:22:37,567
CYD: You did it, Shelbs.
459
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:39,068
You got your site up before
that other person could take your idea.
460
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:40,610
I'm proud of you.
461
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,941
Thanks, Cyd.
462
00:22:41,941 --> 00:22:45,985
You know, I thought I wasn't
a computer person, but it turns out...
463
00:22:45,985 --> 00:22:47,697
Maybe I am.
464
00:22:47,697 --> 00:22:49,038
All I had to do was try.
465
00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:52,622
Trying? Sounds hard.
I would've quit.
466
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,754
Well, it was totally worth it.
467
00:22:54,754 --> 00:22:57,587
People are already
swapping all kinds of things.
468
00:22:57,587 --> 00:23:01,841
Bead crafts, string crafts,
somebody even swapped a water craft.
469
00:23:01,841 --> 00:23:04,924
What? I'm serious,
somebody traded a boat for a hat.
470
00:23:05,925 --> 00:23:07,847
Okay, fine, it was me!
471
00:23:07,847 --> 00:23:09,849
I used time travel to
win the contest,
472
00:23:09,849 --> 00:23:11,060
but the prize was a boat
and I knew you'd be
473
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,852
disappointed in me
if you saw it
474
00:23:12,852 --> 00:23:14,684
so I hid it from you and then
Naldo went crazy
475
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:15,775
and I guess my point is
476
00:23:15,775 --> 00:23:16,776
none of this would
have happened if a boat
477
00:23:16,776 --> 00:23:17,897
could fit in a box!
478
00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:23,983
Cyd? I don't think you should
get up at 6:00 a.m. anymore.
479
00:23:25,785 --> 00:23:26,946
Good call.
480
00:23:26,946 --> 00:23:29,829
If I don't get
a full 15 hours, I start making bad choices.
481
00:23:29,879 --> 00:23:34,429
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