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??
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Not right.
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Not this one.
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Nope.
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Renaldo, you've tested
every single seat in the new lab.
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Pick one!
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I can't just "pick one."
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When the Montoyas choose
a seat, they sit for life.
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My dad hasn't gotten out
of his recliner in 25 years.
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One day I hope
for love like that.
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Eh, I'll make this work.
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It'll never last.
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SHELBY: Come on,
I wanna see you sweat, people!
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(MUSIC PLAYING OUTSIDE)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Great work, guys.
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Bret, I'm gonna need you
to pay attention to your crossovers
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and really listen for those
syncopated beats,
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and Chet,
stop falling over.
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What is going on here?
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Tonight's our
sixth grade dance.
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Shelby's teaching us
a routine
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that's guaranteed to impress
everyone in our class.
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It's the routine Cyd
and I were going to do at our sixth grade dance.
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The one we never got to do
because the power went out.
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That power outage
was the best thing that ever happened to us.
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If we had done that dance,
we would have been made fun of
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by Bianca, Briana and Brooke.
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Ugh, The B-Squad.
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They used to take
embarrassing videos of people
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and text them to
the whole school.
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It was like a wedgie
where standard messaging rates applied.
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I'm telling you,
we would have been B-Blasted
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by Bianca and her friends
if we'd done that routine.
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Or we would
have been legends! We'll never know.
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Not doing that dance
is my greatest regret.
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That and trying to wax
my own eyebrows.
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I got B-Blasted
at that dance.
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You accidentally
lock yourself in the janitor's closet,
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have one tiny
little meltdown and the next thing you know,
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the whole school's
calling you "Barry Cry-senberg."
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And I bent over
and ripped my pants
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and from that night on,
I was known as
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"Barry Cry-senberg's
Best Friend Who Ripped His Pants."
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It doesn't have to be
clever to hurt.
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No way we can go
to that dance.
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We don't want to be
made fun of.
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Yeah. Like "Cry-senberg" here.
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I'm not gonna lie,
I did not expect that from Bret.
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That was Chet.
Oh, that makes sense.
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? I know it sounds crazy
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? But time doesn't faze me
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? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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? Hey, hey
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? Hung out till midnight
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? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
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? Whenever
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? You need me
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? I'm right there with you
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? Whenever
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? There's something
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? You wanna redo
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? The clock is ticking
but not for me
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? I'm living in
a different reality
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? Whenever
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? Whatever
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? Wherever
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? I'm right there with you
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? I'm right there with you
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? Hey, hey ?
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We just scared Bret and Chet
out of going to their dance.
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This is a huge night
and now they're gonna miss it.
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Those guys always miss
huge things.
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Remember we they went
to the carnival
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and they asked where
the Ferris wheel was?
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Shelby, they were on
the Ferris wheel!
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But sixth grade dances
are once in a lifetime.
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Unless you're us!
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Uh-oh. I know where
this is going.
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BOTH: We're gonna
jump back to our sixth grade dance.
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We can do our routine
before the power goes out.
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We'll be like
"electric slide, regular slide,
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"stair climb
then we're taking a break."
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And everyone will be like,
"No, they didn't!"
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But we did.
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Shelbs, I'd love to.
You know I would,
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but Barry's just gonna say
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that jumping to sixth grade
would shatter the space-time condominium
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or create some sort of
pair-a-socks.
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See, Barry? I listen.
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Go ahead, shut this down.
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Actually, I think
it's a great idea.
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If you guys jumped back,
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you could save me
from the crushing humiliation
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I suffered after
locking myself in the janitor's closet.
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And we could keep Naldo
from splitting his pants.
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And from having eight
glasses of punch.
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Nothing happened,
but looking back,
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I feel like that's
too much punch for a kid.
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Okay, fine, we'll go
back to help these guys but that's it.
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And if we get to do our dance
before the power goes out, even better!
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Just because you said
it fast, doesn't mean we're gonna do it.
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We'll see about that,
smack it in!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Cyd, I promise you are not
gonna regret this.
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(BEEPING)
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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I already do.
Look at my outfit!
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Why did I wear this?
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Well, your mom
did tell you not to.
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She can't tell me
what to do! Oh, right that's why.
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I don't know why
they even call it a dance. No one's dancing.
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Except Principal Dilmore.
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See? This is exactly why
we have to do our routine!
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Principal Dilmore can't get
this party started!
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He can't even
get his fake lawn mower started!
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Shelby, look, it's Bianca,
Briana and Brooke.
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Aw, they're so tiny.
What was everybody so afraid of?
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(CELL PHONES CHIMES)
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(DONKEY BRAYING)
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They Blasted the principal!
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These girls are ruthless!
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We got to get to Barry
and Naldo before they do.
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I'll go keep Naldo
from ripping his pants.
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And I'll stop Barry
from getting locked in the closet.
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And we'll meet
on the dance floor.
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Just because you said
it quiet doesn't mean we're gonna do it!
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Curse you
and your beautiful, perfect hearing.
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS) Boys?
What are you doing here?
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This is where
the stairs end.
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No, I mean, you're supposed
to be at your dance.
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We changed our minds.
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We didn't want
to look stupid.
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Aw, come on, guys.
You wouldn't look stupid.
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Says the guy
wearing black shoes and a brown belt.
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(SIGHS) This is what I get
for sending you boys to fashion camp.
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I was really
counting on you boys, being at that dance tonight.
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I'm taking your mother
to dinner for our anniversary
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and it's too late
to get a sitter.
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Can't leave you alone.
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We won't be alone.
There are two of us.
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Besides, we're sixth graders.
We're too old for babysitters.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
Uh-oh! Your mother's getting antsy.
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
Fine. You can stay here.
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But I'm trusting you
to be responsible.
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Don't use the oven,
don't answer the phone, and do not open this door.
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BOTH: Yes.
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Oh! Guys?
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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I forgot my wallet!
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Don't open it, Chet,
it's a test.
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Smart thinking, Bret.
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Guys! Guys, open up!
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Barry? You in there?
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Oh! Barry, thank goodness
I found you.
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You're gonna
get locked in here.
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I, I don't know how
or when but...
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Okay, now I know when.
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Don't worry,
we're in this together.
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Oh, man!
I just said that to a mop.
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Who'd I just say that to?
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Naldo! (PANTS) Wow!
I forgot how tall you were in sixth grade.
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(PANTING) Don't mind me,
just checking out your pants.
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Looking good!
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Huh! Usually it's my face
that gets all the attention.
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You know,
this is kind of refreshing.
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Oh, look! A cookie!
No!
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That's weird.
Your pants didn't rip.
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Hey, that looks like
a quarter! Wait!
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Yep, it is a quarter.
Mystery solved.
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Stop!
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I don't get it.
I know your pants are gonna rip.
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I just don't know
exactly when your pants are gonna rip.
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No man does, Cyd.
No man does.
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Well, well. Look at this.
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Hello, Bianca.
Briana. Brooke.
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Brooke transferred to
Sacred Hearts.
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This is Jennifer.
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But you can call
her Brooke. We do.
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Check it out, girls.
Cyd thought this was a costume party
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and came dressed as barf.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
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(GIRLS LAUGHING)
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Well, joke's on you,
'cause my mom also suggested I not wear this outfit.
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Lame dig, Barf.
(LAUGHING)
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You don't think
that nickname's gonna stick, do you?
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Not a chance, Barf.
I mean, Barf. I mean Cyd!
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(SIGHS)
Sorry about that, Barf.
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It's fine.
Naldo, just promise me you won't bend over tonight.
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You got it, Cyd.
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Uh, I got to break
that promise. My shoe is untied.
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Oh, I'll get it!
(PANTS RIPPING)
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I ripped my pants!
Do you think the B-Squad saw that?
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Nah. They were
too busy filming it.
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Help! I'm stuck
in the closet!
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My best friend and I have to
do our dance routine before the power goes out!
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(GRUNTS)
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And, uh, tell the janitor
his mop was broken when I got in here!
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If only I had a signal!
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(SIGHS) There's got to be
another way out.
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A vent!
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(GRUNTING)
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Help! Somebody!
I'm stuck in a closet!
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Oh, thank goodness
you're here. (LOUD MUSIC OH HEADPHONES)
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Uh, the door closed
behind me!
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No, no, no, no!
Don't close that...
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS) Door.
I was gonna say door.
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Okay, don't panic.
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I know Barry's gonna
lock himself in here.
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(STUTTERS) And when
he does, I'll stop him before we get trapped.
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We're trapped in here?
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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It's Neil from
down the street! What is he doing here?
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I texted him to say
we weren't going to the dance. Maybe he wants to hang out.
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But we promised Dad
we wouldn't open the door for anybody.
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You're right, Bret.
I'll just tell Neil that he can't come in.
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Hey Neil, come on in.
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Chet, what are you doing?
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I panicked!
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Hey, guys, I brought
three comic books.
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I figured I could
read this one,
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you could read this one,
and you could read this one.
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And then we could trade,
and you could read this one,
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you could read this one,
and I could read this one.
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And then we could trade,
and you could read this one,
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I could read this one,
and you could read this one.
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Unless, you've already
read this one.
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We got to get Neil
out of here.
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Relax, Bret.
Let's just let him hang out. Nothing's gonna happen.
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Oops.
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You call that nothing?
He's trashing the place!
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Maybe the B-Squad's
forgotten all about me.
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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
They just B-Blasted you.
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Let's get this over with.
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(HEN CLUCKING)
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(CHICK CHIRPING)
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00:11:41,081 --> 00:11:42,993
This is so bad.
241
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,125
Look on the bright side.
242
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,248
In the future, when people
can actually lay eggs, this won't be funny anymore.
243
00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:52,042
No, Naldo,
I mean this video is so bad.
244
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:54,044
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
It's just dumb.
245
00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:56,426
I can't believe this is what
I was so afraid of.
246
00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:58,969
(MUSIC PLAYING)
247
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,260
Look at everyone.
248
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:03,103
They're not having
a good time because they're terrified of
249
00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:04,394
what other people
will think of them.
250
00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:07,057
(CHUCKLES)
Except Principal Dilmore.
251
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:09,189
NALDO: That guy's dancing
like nobody's watching.
252
00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:11,061
And everybody's watching.
253
00:12:12,312 --> 00:12:14,354
But he doesn't care.
254
00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:16,156
He doesn't care
what he looks like.
255
00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:18,358
He doesn't care
that he can't dance.
256
00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:20,280
He doesn't even care
that his fly's open.
257
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,994
To be fair, I don't think
he knows his fly's open.
258
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,286
Because he's having
too much fun!
259
00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:29,419
Naldo, we should all be
having that much fun!
260
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:33,293
Shelby was right.
We have to do that dance.
261
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:35,465
I got to go find her.
262
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,467
Don't tell anyone
about Dilmore's fly.
263
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,429
We should probably
be discreet about that.
264
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:42,342
(ZIPS ZIPPER)
265
00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:50,230
What are you doing
in a trash can?
266
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:51,441
It's not as weird
as it looks like.
267
00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:54,274
I climbed in here because of
my dead grandfather's shoes!
268
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,395
Oh, you're right
that's not weird.
269
00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:59,239
(CHUCKLING)
But it is super creepy.
270
00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,201
No, his shoes
are too big for me
271
00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:04,204
so I tripped
and spilled punch on my pants.
272
00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:07,167
Right in the "hot zone."
273
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:10,000
(SIGHS) I climbed in here
so the B-Squad wouldn't blast a video of me!
274
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,461
(BIANCA LAUGHS)
275
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:14,294
Oh, no!
I know that laugh.
276
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,006
BIANCA:
Up here, losers!
277
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:19,219
It's the B-Squad.
(WHIMPERING)
278
00:13:19,219 --> 00:13:22,382
This is too good.
I think he's crying.
279
00:13:22,382 --> 00:13:24,424
(WHIMPERING)
280
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:26,266
No. No, Barry, stop that!
281
00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:28,518
This is why you got
the nickname Barry Cry-senberg.
282
00:13:28,518 --> 00:13:33,393
(CHUCKLES) Barry Cry-senberg?
You mind if I use that?
283
00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:35,435
Yes! Yes, I mind!
284
00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:40,320
Good. Just wanted to
make sure it would really sting before I blast it.
285
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,242
And send. (CHUCKLES)
286
00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:45,285
That's where we laugh.
287
00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:48,368
Ugh, Jennifer!
You're the worst Brooke ever!
288
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:55,125
They've ruined us.
We got blasted just like Dilmore and Cyd!
289
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,127
Cyd got blasted?
290
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,089
(SIGHS) She was right.
291
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,341
The power going out
was the luckiest thing that ever happened to us.
292
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,304
We never should have
come back to do our dance routine.
293
00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:06,386
Shelby, we got to get
you out of here.
294
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:08,388
Yeah, so I can find
Cyd and go home.
295
00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:10,470
No, so you can do
that dance routine.
296
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:14,314
Your humiliation will
take all the focus off of my humiliation.
297
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,248
(WHIRS)
298
00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:34,204
(WHIRS)
299
00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:39,089
(WHIRRING)
300
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,134
Bret, may I have a word?
301
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,178
You're embarrassing me
in front of Neil!
302
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,140
Mom and Dad
could be home any minute!
303
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,512
We got to get Neil
out of here! He's a party animal!
304
00:14:53,473 --> 00:14:55,355
Yes! Seven!
305
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,518
I'm just trying to
kick it with Neil.
306
00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:01,231
And you're being
a grade A dingus.
307
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:05,195
Careful, Chet.
Don't say anything you can't take back.
308
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,286
Or what?
309
00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:07,447
Or this!
310
00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:09,119
(WHIRRING)
311
00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:19,249
You asked for it!
It's open season and I'm hunting dinguses!
312
00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:24,464
(SCREAMING)
313
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,387
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
314
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,549
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
315
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,182
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
316
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:34,144
Neil!
317
00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:37,477
Careful with Mom's
accent pieces.
318
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:40,230
They totally pull
the room together!
319
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,321
How would you know?
320
00:15:41,321 --> 00:15:43,273
I have a decorator's eye!
321
00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:50,280
One, two...
322
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,204
Shelby, unless you can
accelerate this trash at 180 meters per second,
323
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,535
you will not be able to
break down that door.
324
00:15:55,535 --> 00:15:58,458
I'm riding a sweet wave
of panic here, Barry, so strap in.
325
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,580
You're in the front seat of
the Anxiety Express!
326
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,252
Three!
327
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,343
Cyd!
Barry.
328
00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:08,588
Oh, Cyd! I, I am so glad
you found us! Look, I need to talk to you.
329
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,430
No, Shelbs, me first.
330
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,472
You were right.
We have to go do our dance!
331
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,683
(STAMMERS)
I'm gonna go talk to the DJ.
332
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,435
Meet me on the dance floor
in two minutes!
333
00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:17,267
No, No! Cyd, wait!
334
00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:26,276
Hey, Barry.
Want some punch?
335
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,658
Aren't you gonna
say anything about me being in a trash can?
336
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:31,661
I, uh, wasn't sure
if you knew.
337
00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:34,374
CYD: Hey, West Portland
sixth grade dance!
338
00:16:34,374 --> 00:16:36,326
You ready to get
this party started?
339
00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:38,248
Hit it, Mr. DJ!
340
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,330
(MUSIC PLAYING)
341
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,544
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) Shelby?
(MUSIC STOPS)
342
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:45,675
Shelby?
343
00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:47,627
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
344
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,259
(CLASSMATES LAUGHING)
345
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,473
Here's a thing
I never thought I'd say.
346
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:56,346
It is good to be the guy
in a trash can, right now.
347
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,443
Chet, tell Neil to put
Mom's stuff down!
348
00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:06,646
Neil, don't do anything
Bret says!
349
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:09,409
Guys, my arms
are getting tired.
350
00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:12,492
BOTH: This isn't about you!
351
00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:16,616
Enough! I came over here
for a quiet night of games and snacks
352
00:17:16,616 --> 00:17:19,249
and to discuss
the curse words our fathers use
353
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:21,661
when they're stuck
in traffic!
354
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:24,464
Not to get caught
in the middle of World War Bret.
355
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,296
It's World War Chet!
356
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,718
You're World War Chet!
357
00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:32,432
You're not even making sense!
358
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,441
Don't worry, Mr. Marcus.
I'll show myself out.
359
00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:43,683
Oh, no, Neil.
You're not going anywhere.
360
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:46,316
Are you wearing black shoes
with a brown belt?
361
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,487
(SIGHS) Get out of here, Neil!
362
00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:52,692
Boys, I told you expressly
not to open the door.
363
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:55,615
You promised
you would be responsible and you let me down.
364
00:17:55,615 --> 00:18:00,460
I'm sorry, Dad. Bret
told me I shouldn't let Neil stay, but I did.
365
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:05,335
And I'm sorry too, Dad.
I vacuumed Chet's shirt off.
366
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,628
Maybe you were right.
Maybe we're not ready to be left home alone.
367
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:10,470
That's very mature
of you boys,
368
00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,552
but your mother and I are
going to have to punish you.
369
00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:14,384
Where is Mom?
370
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,386
Oh, she went to pay
the bill and I went to get the car and...
371
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,479
(GASPS) I drove home
without your mother!
372
00:18:19,479 --> 00:18:22,522
Tell you what, boys,
you clean up your mess and I'll clean up mine.
373
00:18:22,522 --> 00:18:24,434
I just have to find a place
to buy a diamond necklace
374
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:25,725
at 10:00 p.m.
on a Friday night.
375
00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:26,816
And pick up Mom.
376
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:29,399
Yes! Right. Your mother.
377
00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:38,408
Shelby, wait!
Don't turn off the power.
378
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:42,452
Cyd, you were right.
Middle school is scary and judgey
379
00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,624
and I don't want
to be here anymore.
380
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,747
We were better off
not doing the dance the first time around.
381
00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:51,511
Maybe the power going out
was fate saving us from humiliation.
382
00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:52,802
It wasn't fate.
383
00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:55,595
It was me.
384
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:57,517
What?
385
00:18:57,517 --> 00:19:00,350
I turned off the power.
386
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,562
I didn't want to do our dance
because I was scared of
387
00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:04,564
what other people
would think.
388
00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:06,766
Well, I totally get it.
Let's not do it. Let's just jump back.
389
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,648
No, we can't.
390
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,820
Back in sixth grade,
I was so worried about
391
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,772
what other people
thought of me,
392
00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:15,695
I didn't let myself
have fun.
393
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,777
But tonight, I realized
it doesn't matter
394
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:20,410
what the B-Squad
or anybody else thinks.
395
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,781
We have to do that dance.
396
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,833
(SIGHS) What if
they laugh at us?
397
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,876
Who cares?
398
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:30,790
All that matters
is I'll be out there on that dance floor
399
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,793
having fun with
my best friend.
400
00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:37,557
Just because you say it
all nice, it doesn't mean I'm gonna do it.
401
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,801
Ah, who am I kidding,
of course I'm gonna do it.
402
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,603
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
403
00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:46,606
Let's go show
those sixth graders how tenth graders dance.
404
00:19:46,606 --> 00:19:47,647
(LAUGHS)
405
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,810
(MUSIC PLAYING)
406
00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:22,682
(CLASSMATES CHEERING)
407
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:31,441
Wow. They're so brave.
I'm gonna go dance with them.
408
00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:33,733
Renaldo, wait. Uppie.
409
00:20:34,814 --> 00:20:36,736
(PANTS RIPPING)
410
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,618
Hey, Cyd! My pants ripped!
411
00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:46,626
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
412
00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:50,870
Can you believe
how stupid they all look?
413
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:57,587
Wha... Where are you going?
Get back here!
414
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:18,738
That was amazing!
415
00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:22,572
We are definitely telling
Bret and Chet to go to their sixth grade dance now.
416
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,785
Where have you been?
You both have punch mouth, dance pits,
417
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:30,910
and the look of two girls
who have done something highly choreographed.
418
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,833
Our sixth grade dance.
We made it awesome.
419
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,675
Before we went back
and fixed it,
420
00:21:35,675 --> 00:21:38,548
you ripped your pants
and Barry spent the whole time in a trash can.
421
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,589
But I did rip my pants.
422
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:40,680
And I was in a trash can.
423
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,592
But this time,
you liked it.
424
00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:45,014
(DOOR OPENS)
425
00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:46,976
We're off to our dance.
426
00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:48,848
You guys look great!
427
00:21:48,848 --> 00:21:50,850
Actually,
we're a little nervous.
428
00:21:51,981 --> 00:21:56,566
Guys, everyone is gonna be
nervous at that dance.
429
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:59,819
So just go
and don't worry about what anybody else thinks.
430
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,781
You guys are gonna have
the best time.
431
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,943
You don't think
the suits are too much? (CLICKS TONGUE) No.
432
00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:04,994
They cost $2,000.
433
00:22:04,994 --> 00:22:07,907
Oh, yeah,
that's way too much.
434
00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:11,621
So you only go to
your sixth grade dance once.
435
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,952
Unless you're us.
(CHUCKLES)
436
00:22:12,952 --> 00:22:14,003
Have fun!
437
00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:19,589
You think those suits
are comin' home clean?
438
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:20,880
I bet you $2,000 they don't.
439
00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:29,809
Are you sure
this is a good idea, Bret?
440
00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:32,642
Me? This is your idea!
What?
441
00:22:34,684 --> 00:22:36,566
(MUSIC PLAYING)
442
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,742
Why did we stop?
443
00:22:42,742 --> 00:22:43,903
This is all we know!
444
00:22:43,953 --> 00:22:48,503
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