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??
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(BELL RINGING)
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I don't know if this
is "new semester" swagger,
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or "we recently saved all of
space and time" swagger,
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but either way,
swagger, right?
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I know! We finally got
time travel under control,
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I haven't had a zit
in two weeks,
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and I think I finally
walked all the slippery out of these boots!
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(SCREAMS)
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(SHELBY GRUNTING)
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Shelby, are you okay?
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That was so embarrassing.
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How long till they remember
they're time travelers
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and they can just
jump back and erase this?
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Cyd, we can use
time travel to jump back
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and get the jacket
that I have that matches
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these shoes that
almost killed me!
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Also you can not fall down
the stairs.
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Eight point two seconds!
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They're getting faster.
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I'm gonna use
the banister this time.
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Safety swagger,
like a boss!
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CYD: Hey, Barry, Naldo,
what's up?
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We just changed history.
Saved you from a timeline
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where I wasn't
wearing this jacket. You're welcome.
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You know, as the only
actual scientist in the group,
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it's already a cosmic joke
that you girls got this power instead of me.
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The least you could do
is utilize a modicum of discretion.
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Which one?
Discretion.
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Modicum.
Utilize.
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Barry, relax.
We're good at this.
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There's not a single
time travel problem
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that me and Shelbs
can't handle.
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There's a time travel
problem behind me right now, isn't there?
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Whoa! She's so fancy!
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Glad I went back
and got this jacket. (CLICKS TONGUE)
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? I know it sounds crazy
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? But time doesn't faze me
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? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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? Hey, hey
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? Hung out till midnight
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? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
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? Whenever
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? You need me
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? I'm right there with you
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? Whenever
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? There's something
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? You wanna redo
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? The clock is ticking
but not for me
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? I'm living in
a different reality
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? Whenever
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? Whatever
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? Wherever
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? I'm right there with you
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? I'm right there with you
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? Hey, hey ?
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Who is she?
Why's she here?
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Where'd she come from?
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Shelby, go ask her.
Me? Why do I have to?
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'Cause you're the class
Welcome Buddy.
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You're right, Cyd.
I took an oath.
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(HIGH-PITCHED)
Hey, there, little fella.
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I'm Shelby. It's okay,
don't be scared.
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You sound like
you're trying to coax
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a Border Collie out of
a hollow log.
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I am Daisy.
I was just in my room
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and there was
a glowing tunnel and...
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How did I get here?
Was it magic?
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No, you came through
a time rift.
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It's a quantum portal
connecting two
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traversable points
in Einsteinian space-time.
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Okay, yeah,
it was magic.
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Don't panic, but you're
in Portland, Oregon
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and it's the year 2016.
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That is not possible!
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When I awoke this morning,
it was the year 1522.
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Renaldo,
what are you doing?
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Capturing the moment!
(CAMERA CLICKS)
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This is what I looked like
the second Daisy realized
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she time traveled
into the future.
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What is this?
A tiny enchanted canvas?
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It's a smartphone.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(GASPS)
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(PHONE SHATTERS)
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I have vanquished
the spirits that haunted your "smartphone".
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I'm sure the warranty covers
accidental stomping.
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It doesn't.
My parents are gonna kill me.
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Okay, she came through
the time rift you created when you fought Janet Smythe.
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Daisy is here
because of you two.
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You brought me here?
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Not exactly...
Actually...
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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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BOTH: So yeah,
that's on us.
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I cannot be here!
I must return to my time
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before it is discovered
that I am gone!
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How do I get home?
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Don't worry, I'll figure out
how to open the time rift for you girls.
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Just stay here
and babysit Daisy.
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Renaldo, to the lab!
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Don't be upset
you're not invited.
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Lab's kind of
an "us" thing.
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Why'd Barry say
open the time rift "for you girls" like that?
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Does he think
we can't figure this out because we're girls?
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No, he thinks we can't
figure this out
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because we have a lousy
track record of figuring things out.
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Well, we don't need him.
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We'll show Barry
that girls can do this just as well as boys.
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He acted like we couldn't
even babysit Daisy!
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Where is Daisy?
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Okay, Daisy is missing.
But not because we're girls.
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It's because we're very bad
at paying attention.
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Daisy?
Daisy?
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So, once again it falls
to me to solve a catastrophe
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that Cyd and Shelby
have caused.
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You know, sometimes I wish
I hadn't given them the power to time travel.
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I hear ya, Barry.
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Although... They did kinda
give themselves the power to time travel.
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Yes, but it was
my calculations that made it work.
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True, true.
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Although...
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Really, it was my homemade
hair gel that made it work.
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Yes, but it was my laser.
That's how I invented time travel.
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Right, you're
absolutely right.
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Although...
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You did get the plans
for the laser from the back of a magazine.
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Are you saying that
you, Cyd, Shelby
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and the editor of
Young Physicist's Quarterly
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had more to do with
the invention of time travel than I did?
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I would never say
something like that. You would not take it well.
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Daisy, you can't go
wandering off like that!
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You ran right into
the middle of football practice.
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You could have been sacked!
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Not the way our team plays.
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I have to admit,
that near-marauding
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was a much needed
taste of home.
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Don't worry, we're gonna
get you back there.
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And we're going to do it
before Barry does.
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Cyd, what's the one thing
we can do that Barry can't?
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Kill a spider.
True.
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But what's the one
other thing we can do Barry can't?
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Shave.
Also true.
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But what I was going for
was time travel.
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I know. I just like
taking shots at Barry.
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Have you discovered a way
to return me to my home?
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Absolutely. We're gonna jump
back to the moment the rift first opened
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and when Daisy tries to
come through, we'll shove her back in!
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Just like how your mom
gets Bret and Chet to take a shower!
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There's Daisy!
What are you doing?
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(GRUNTS) Zip it,
Old School!
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Come on, Shelby, push!
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I'm trying! But you know
I quit Pilates, I'm all cardio now!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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I'd like to apologize for
the "zip it, Old School" thing.
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I thought I was never
gonna see you again.
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Shelby, we couldn't push her
through the rift. She's stuck here.
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You mean I cannot
return home?
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Oh, we're gonna
get you back. I promise.
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We just need to talk to
someone who knows more about science than we do.
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Mr. Doyle!
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I thought you didn't
want help from a man.
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(SCOFFS) Mr. Doyle's
not a man, he's a teacher.
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If I use the laser to bring
these tachyons to an excited state,
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the energy released
should be enough to open a time rift.
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It's working!
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You killed Don the alien!
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I'm sorry, Renaldo,
but it's all in the name of progress.
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I'm sure Don will
be glad to hear that.
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Or he would be...
If he still had ears!
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Even if Don were
a real alien,
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there's no proof
his ears were in his head.
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His species could very well
have had ears in their butts.
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Don, if you can hear me,
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thank you for
your sacrifice.
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No, no, Mom,
I'm doing great.
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I found a sweet new place.
I'm really settling in.
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It's also very close
to work.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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This, uh, isn't what
it looks like.
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It looks like after school,
this classroom becomes your apartment.
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Then it is
what it looks like.
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But it's only temporary.
My mom threw me out.
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But in a few days,
she'll be begging me to move back in,
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right around the time
that rough spot on her back needs lotioning.
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ALL: Ew.
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Aw, man, is this weekend
the Renaissance Fair?
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I didn't get ye olde
email blast.
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I am Daisy,
daughter of Lavinia and Leofrick Grundenwald.
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(CHUCKLES) Chip Doyle,
son of Bud and Val.
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Stepson of Phil.
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Mr. Doyle, we need to know
how to open a time rift.
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A time rift?
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It is a quantum portal
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connecting two
traversable points in Einsteinian space-time.
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I was paying attention.
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Sorry, you can't open
a time rift. It's not possible.
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It's not?
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(CHUCKLES) No.
Science is yet to prove the existence of time rifts,
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let alone, open one.
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Of course, I'd run
all this by Barry.
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That's what I do when
I have science questions.
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Getting to your cottage
was the most thrilling experience I've ever had!
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It was like sitting astride
a team of horses
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galloping through
the countryside,
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the horizon before us,
the wind at our backs.
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'Twas pure magic,
riding the "bus."
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Shelby, have we been taking
the bus for granted?
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A kid used my sleeve
as a tissue. So, no.
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What if Mr. Doyle
is right?
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What if Daisy is trapped
in this time forever?
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Maybe Barry's figured out
how to open the rift.
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You think Barry's
figured it out? That would be terrible.
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But isn't the most
important thing that we get Daisy back?
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No, the most important thing
is that we get Daisy back.
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By "we" do you mean "us"?
Well, I don't mean "them."
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I'm gonna go make sure
that Barry hasn't opened the time rift yet.
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You two are so nice.
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I feel as if I'm always
causing problems
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that other people
have to take care of.
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You know,
my mother used to say,
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"If I weren't the Queen
and you weren't a princess,
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"I'd stick you
in a catapult and..."
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I'm sorry, what?
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I said,
"You two are so nice.
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"I feel as if I'm always..."
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No, no, no.
You're a princess?
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Yes, I am.
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Wow, I've never met
a princess before.
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Not quite sure what to do.
Should I kneel? Should you kneel?
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Why would I kneel?
I don't know, I've never met a princess before!
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Just do whatever
you would normally do.
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I guess normally after school,
I'd dive into the fridge
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for a little snack.
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You have a box of winter
that you store your food in?
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I like to call it
my stomach's waiting room. You hungry?
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Well, I am a bit peckish.
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Do you have any
yonderberry bread?
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What's yonderberry bread?
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It's like a Scrimpton trifle
but bloodier.
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Man, you guys ate
some weird stuff.
241
00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:52,092
Now come on, help me crumple
these cupcakes on top of this spaghetti.
242
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,053
Renaldo, I was able to
sneak into the university's particle accelerator
243
00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:05,806
and whip up a batch of
high-energy plasma.
244
00:12:05,806 --> 00:12:07,848
How did you get past
the security guard?
245
00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:10,110
With this clever disguise.
246
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:11,942
"University student"?
247
00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:14,484
Also, he was asleep.
248
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,447
This should be close enough
to tachyons to open a time rift.
249
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,619
Finally, I will
have my moment.
250
00:12:19,619 --> 00:12:20,951
Let's do this.
251
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,004
Aw, shuds.
252
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,675
Look on
the bright side, Barry.
253
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:38,008
You don't have to
worry about losing your keys!
254
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,842
So, how's it going?
Feeling good?
255
00:12:41,842 --> 00:12:44,644
Having fun?
Open any time rifts?
256
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:45,976
Renaldo, say nothing.
257
00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:48,308
She's trying to gather
intelligence from us.
258
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:52,692
Don't worry, Barry.
She won't get any from me.
259
00:12:52,692 --> 00:12:55,395
Doesn't look like you guys
are having too much luck in here.
260
00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:56,656
What makes you say that?
261
00:12:56,656 --> 00:12:58,949
Naldo just sent me
an invite to Don's funeral.
262
00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:00,780
I'll be needing a plus-two.
263
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,953
Plus-two!
So Daisy's still with you!
264
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,454
You haven't figured out
the time rift either!
265
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:06,666
But we will.
Before you do.
266
00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:08,708
Shelby, wait!
For Don's memorial,
267
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,080
would you sing
my favorite song?
268
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,672
Shouldn't I sing
Don's favorite song?
269
00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:16,626
Shelby, Don's not real.
You do know that, right?
270
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:25,135
Mmm. People in your time
must be so thankful for "snack cakes."
271
00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:27,978
We are. So thankful.
272
00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:34,024
So what's it like
to be a princess. Is it amazing?
273
00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:39,029
It is! Well, it was.
Before...
274
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:42,202
Before what?
275
00:13:42,202 --> 00:13:46,786
My mother and father were
forever going on journeys in search of adventure.
276
00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:51,161
But on the eve of
my 12th birthday,
277
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:55,045
word reached the castle
that their ship had been lost at sea.
278
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:58,718
Now, I am the sole heir
to the kingdom.
279
00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:03,303
Daisy, I'm so sorry
about your parents.
280
00:14:03,303 --> 00:14:06,636
It's all right.
I can see a statue of them from my window.
281
00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:08,728
It's like they're still
here with me.
282
00:14:08,728 --> 00:14:12,182
But covered in bird poop.
283
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:15,976
My parents loved adventure,
and now I'm having an adventure.
284
00:14:15,976 --> 00:14:18,899
I've felt closer to them
today than I have in a long time.
285
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,532
Good news!
286
00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:24,654
Barry's no closer to
sending Daisy back than we are.
287
00:14:24,654 --> 00:14:28,368
You know, when I say it
out loud, it does not sound like good news.
288
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,580
So, what's going on here?
289
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:34,164
Cyd is teaching me the joys
of unbaked baked goods.
290
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:39,589
(LAUGHING) It's even funnier
because she's a princess.
291
00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:40,760
(BOTH LAUGHING)
292
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,262
She's a what now?
293
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,723
I can't believe Daisy
is an actual princess!
294
00:14:53,723 --> 00:14:55,936
Like a princess-princess!
Cyd, I'm so nervous.
295
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,278
How do I usually stand?
Is it like this?
296
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:03,113
Shelby, calm down.
297
00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:05,905
Daisy's gonna be back
any second. Don't get weird.
298
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:12,792
Your rainbox is a miracle!
299
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:15,295
But I'm a bit confused
by "shampoo."
300
00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:18,208
It smells like fruit,
but it does not taste like fruit.
301
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,172
My deepest apologies,
Your Majesty.
302
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:27,217
The batter of the uncook-ed
cake doth stain thy tunic mightily.
303
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,140
Also, mine mother
usually handleth the laundry.
304
00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:35,105
Way to not get weird.
305
00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:36,436
Why don't you borrow
some of our clothes?
306
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,978
Pick out whatever you want.
307
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,821
Really? No one's ever
let me choose my own clothes before.
308
00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:45,325
Daisy, it's the 21st century.
Pick something that's you.
309
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:49,329
So? What do you think?
310
00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:50,450
Cute!
Lookin' good!
311
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,704
Is she wearing
our toilet seat cover as a hat?
312
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,338
Or have we had a hat
on our toilet seat this whole time?
313
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:01,711
Either way,
she's really pulling it off.
314
00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:09,849
Renaldo, I've recreated
your homemade hair gel
315
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:11,891
that gave the girls
the power to time travel.
316
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:13,473
This looks nothing
like my hair gel.
317
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,185
Fine. But it's sticky,
it's in a beaker
318
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:16,856
and we're gonna blast it
with the laser
319
00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:18,358
'cause I'm gonna have
my moment even if it kills us!
320
00:16:18,358 --> 00:16:20,190
Even if it what?
Goggles on!
321
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:30,160
Um, Barry?
It's working!
322
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,491
I can feel it!
323
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,114
Nope, that's just my hands
on your waist. Out we go!
324
00:16:34,114 --> 00:16:35,705
My moment!
325
00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:51,721
I lost my lab!
326
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:55,305
I lost my hat!
327
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,016
Oh, wait, there it is.
328
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,236
I can't believe
this happened.
329
00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:08,278
I can't believe
it didn't happen sooner.
330
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,572
It's just a minor setback.
I'll rebuild the RV.
331
00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:15,455
(STAMMERS) It's just like
a giant jigsaw puzzle.
332
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:18,418
Renaldo, you gather
all the debris with flat edges,
333
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:22,082
and I'll get some
rubber cement and a giant coffee table.
334
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,963
(CRYING)
335
00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:26,376
Barry, you can't
rebuild the RV.
336
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:28,968
That is exactly what someone
who's trying to steal my moment would say!
337
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,551
Well, I got a new theory.
338
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,593
All I need is a lab
339
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:37,597
and something
with a similar chemical composition to tachyons.
340
00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:41,441
Of course!
Polypeptides suspended in a lactic acid enzyme.
341
00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:44,104
What the heck is that?
Processed cheese sauce!
342
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,817
What? I know stuff!
343
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,321
About processed cheese.
344
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:55,785
To the school cafeteria!
345
00:17:55,785 --> 00:17:57,457
If he gets to the school
before us,
346
00:17:57,457 --> 00:17:59,159
he could open the rift first!
347
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,622
This is the craziest day
I've ever had.
348
00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:04,164
And I've been to
a Viking wedding.
349
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:16,136
I hate chasing him.
But I love watching him run. It's hilarious.
350
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,141
Mr. Doyle! Permission to
use your lab?
351
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:24,224
Go for it. My mom's
making me move back home anyway.
352
00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:27,397
Hey, you were right.
First she kicks you out, then she pulls you back in.
353
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:30,730
Yeah, me and Ma are like
Newton's Third Law.
354
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:34,154
"For every action,
there's an equal and opposite reaction!"
355
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,826
If Newton was talking about
a codependent man-child
356
00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:39,789
and an old lady
with flaky skin in a hard to reach place.
357
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,332
ALL: Ew.
358
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,454
Okay then.
359
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:50,840
Kicks him out
and pulls him back in...
360
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,173
What if the rift is like
Mr. Doyle and his mother?
361
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,344
What do you mean?
362
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:57,056
Since the rift opened
to let Daisy out,
363
00:18:57,056 --> 00:18:59,179
maybe it will re-open
to let her back in.
364
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,680
(SCOFFING)
365
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,852
That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.
366
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,684
Now come, Renaldo,
we must stuff
367
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:06,526
as much cheese
into our pants as we can carry!
368
00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:12,732
I'm gonna go after him
because, um, I'm worried.
369
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,408
Daisy, stand where
the rift first opened.
370
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,119
If I'm right,
it will open again
371
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,702
and we can send you home!
Isn't that great?
372
00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:25,625
Yes. But...
373
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,877
Everything about your time
is so amazing.
374
00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:30,340
Today has been one of
the greatest adventures of my life.
375
00:19:35,555 --> 00:19:37,717
The rift! It's back!
You were right!
376
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,060
We're gonna
miss you, Daisy.
377
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,762
I'm going to miss you, too.
378
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,684
I don't have a lot of friends
where I come from.
379
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,267
That sounds awful.
380
00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:48,728
It's not so bad.
381
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:51,861
I have a room,
with a window, and a door.
382
00:19:51,861 --> 00:19:53,233
I've never seen
the door open,
383
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,074
but there's a slot
they shove my food through.
384
00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:57,487
And whoever does it,
has friendly-looking hands.
385
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:02,782
Daisy, are you a prisoner?
386
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:07,036
No, I'm a princess
who's being held against her will in a tower.
387
00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:08,708
Oh, my heavens,
I'm a prisoner.
388
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,092
We can't let you
go back there.
389
00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:16,546
But I must.
I have no choice.
390
00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:19,719
Yes you do.
You're in our time now.
391
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,932
And in our time,
no one can tell you what to do.
392
00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:25,935
Daisy, what do you want?
393
00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,560
I want to stay.
394
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,902
Then get your royal highness
out of that rift!
395
00:20:35,114 --> 00:20:36,656
I can't move!
396
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,238
What... What's happening?
397
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,531
It's the rift!
It's trying to pull her back through!
398
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,662
Cyd, we have to help!
399
00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:45,455
(ALL GRUNTING)
400
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,037
Shelby, it's too strong!
401
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,712
Barry! Look!
402
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:55,084
Guys! Help!
403
00:20:57,877 --> 00:21:01,761
You guys figured out
the rift? That was supposed to be my moment!
404
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,514
Barry, this is the only
moment that matters!
405
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,516
Please, we can't do it
without you!
406
00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:25,535
(LAUGHING) We did it!
407
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:26,826
Daisy, you're free!
408
00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:28,408
I don't know how to
thank you.
409
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:32,792
I'd say "thank you."
That's how we do it in 2016.
410
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,375
We couldn't have done it
without Barry's strength.
411
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:39,419
Man, those words
taste weird in my mouth.
412
00:21:39,419 --> 00:21:42,181
Thank you, Barry.
I would've been banished back to my time
413
00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:44,223
if you hadn't been
such a courageous hero.
414
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,186
Don't let it go
to your head.
415
00:21:47,186 --> 00:21:50,229
In her time, "courageous hero"
probably means "thin-wristed weenie."
416
00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:52,311
Cyd, stop ruining
my moment.
417
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,987
Barry, we'd be happy
to jump back to
418
00:21:57,987 --> 00:22:01,361
before you blew up
your lab and stop you. Just say the word.
419
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:05,615
No, no. I must live
with the consequences of my actions.
420
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,287
I must also live with
the sweet new garage lab
421
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,500
my parents built
with the insurance money.
422
00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:13,543
This place has everything!
423
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,164
State-of-the-art
lab equipment,
424
00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:19,719
full virtual reality rig
and a 4K TV.
425
00:22:19,719 --> 00:22:22,131
It won't be easy Barry,
but in time,
426
00:22:22,131 --> 00:22:25,385
I'm sure you'll learn
to love this place.
427
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,428
Did you know there's
a fully stocked snack closet in there?
428
00:22:28,428 --> 00:22:30,560
This place is the bomb.
I'm never leaving.
429
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,682
Shuds! I knew we
made it too good.
430
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,650
I can't believe
Daisy's here. In our time.
431
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,692
Permanently.
432
00:22:42,692 --> 00:22:45,405
Yeah. Naldo, it's so cool
that your mom is letting her live with you guys.
433
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,246
Yeah, Mom's good that way.
434
00:22:47,246 --> 00:22:49,989
She's been letting me
crash at her place since I was a baby.
435
00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:54,494
You know, Daisy stayed
because of you two.
436
00:22:54,494 --> 00:22:56,626
She's kind of
your responsibility.
437
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,378
Please, Barry,
we're time travelers.
438
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,422
I think we can handle
one princess.
439
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,764
(GASPS) Look what I found!
440
00:23:06,466 --> 00:23:10,059
I used to live down
the road from this guy!
441
00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:13,272
Daisy, did you steal that
from the Portland Art Museum?
442
00:23:13,272 --> 00:23:17,146
No, this painting
has been in my family for generations.
443
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,729
Which is what I tried to
explain to that man in the uniform
444
00:23:19,729 --> 00:23:21,861
who chased me after
the loud bells went off.
445
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:24,524
BOTH: She stole it.
446
00:23:24,524 --> 00:23:26,826
Sorry, I'm afraid I still
have a lot to learn
447
00:23:26,826 --> 00:23:28,367
about living in your time.
448
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,530
Well, don't worry,
'cause we got your back.
449
00:23:30,530 --> 00:23:31,701
What's on my back?
450
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,333
Nothing. 'Cause we got it.
451
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,295
I still don't get it.
452
00:23:43,342 --> 00:23:44,844
(BOTH GASP)
453
00:23:44,844 --> 00:23:46,005
(WHIMPERS)
454
00:23:50,259 --> 00:23:52,311
Why did we just
jump there?
455
00:23:52,311 --> 00:23:54,263
I have no idea.
456
00:23:54,313 --> 00:23:58,863
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