All language subtitles for Best Friends Whenever s01e11 Cyd and Shelby Strike Back.eng

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CYD: Previously on
Best Friends Whenever...

Did you see the logo
on that guy's suit?

Yeah. What do you
think it was?

BARRY: That's the
GloboDigiDyne logo.

It's a major corporation that
manufactures everything from

computers to military
defense systems.

Today I've blocked out
my entire afternoon

to watch the new product
announcement by Janet Smythe,

the company's CEO.

CYD: I can't believe
my dad works for GloboDigiDyne.

Well, at least now we know
he has nothing to do with the future lab.

Maybe it's not
even at GDD.

And with your promotion,

you're now going
to be heavily involved

with our top secret
experimental division.

Code name:
Pelican Ballroom.

Dang it! We're back
in the future lab!

How did this happen?

No one said "future!"

I did!

I said, "Please sneeze
into your elbow in the future!"

And by the way, bless you!

The guy in the hazmat suit
is gonna be here any second!

Let's get out of here!
No!

Obviously in the future,

someone drags us here
and experiments on us

'cause we're time travelers!

We need to stay here
and figure out what's going on so we can put a stop to it!

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Here he comes.
Cyd, this feels really dangerous!

That's exactly why
we need to stop it!

What do we do?

We gotta get out of these
straps and take him down.

No, we can talk to him.

Make him see us
as real people and he won't hurt us.

Please, you don't
have to do this.

We have kids and jobs
and stay-at-home-husbands who rely on us

to bring home a paycheck.

None of that's true!

And it never will be
if we don't get out of here!

I think I got through to him.

(BEEP)

(LOUD BEEPING)

I don't think we
got through to him!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

? I know it sounds crazy

? But time doesn't faze me

? Ever since it lost
its hold on me

? Hey, hey

? Hung out till midnight

? Missed the curfew,
that's all right

? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see

? Whenever

? You need me

? I'm right there with you

? Whenever

? There's something

? You wanna redo

? The clock is ticking
but not for me

? I'm living in
a different reality

? Whenever

? Whatever

? Wherever

? I'm right there with you

? I'm right there with you

? Hey, hey ?

Gotta get out
of these straps!

Cyd, take my hand.
I have an idea.

Shelbs, you're a genius.

(LASER BLASTING)

(GRUNTS)

That laser almost fried us!

Now let's go figure out
what the heck this place is.

What? Cyd, grab my hand!
We gotta jump!

I can't reach!

(BOTH STRAINING)

Hiya, Barry.

Are you doing
science experiments in your lab today?

Well, I can't do them
at the water park anymore

after my experimental
algae dissolver

also dissolved
bathing suits.

Wow, I love science.

It's like my step-uncle
Sven says,

"Science is golden."

Silence.
(SOFTLY) Sorry.

So what are you
working on?

I'm attempting to
create a solvent

to dissolve a super
adhesive polymer

I created this morning.

Why do you need
to dissolve it?

Perhaps Renaldo
can explain.

Because I glued
myself to the table.

Why would you do that?

To see if I could glue
myself to a table.

And I could.

I glued my niece's pet duck
to the ceiling once.

It was a low ceiling,
so every time someone walked by

I had to say, "duck."

You see, the thing about
working with adhesives...

Marci, is there
a point to this story?

Yes, ducks bite.

Also, if you want
to dissolve that glue,

you should use
a non-polar alkane.

Are you saying the
polarizability will be key

in determining
the correct energy density?

That is what I'm saying.

I just think anything
worth saying is worth saying with ducks.

Marci, you might be
on to something with the non-polar alkanes.

I'm impressed.
Thanks, Barry. I'm glad I stopped by.

I'll start stirring
in the alkanes.

Barry, come here!

I think Marci likes you.

Renaldo, people
don't just like me.

I'm an acquired taste.

Like music, fruit,
and roller coasters.

Everyone likes those.

Then perhaps
everyone likes me.

But Marci doesn't just
like you, she "likes" you.

Why else would she
come over here?

Marci is here because
she likes science.

And why wouldn't she,
with all the trial and error and risk of imminent death.

Check it out, Barry.

It looks like
the molecular bonds vanished,

just like my Uncle Hutch
every time Aunt Jenny asks him to do the dishes.

He's a magician,

who hates doing the dishes.

The molecular bonds vanished?

What does that mean, Barry?

Marci has discovered
that the adhesive polymer is not permanent.

So now I'm just a guy
hugging a table?

Huh, what do you know?

Do you know
what this means?

I've invented temporary glue!

Now, if I can only manipulate
the molecules to control the time variable,

this could have
countless applications.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

I'd be happy
to help you with that,

but my cousin Trent
got stuck in the couch again.

He goes in there
hunting for crumbs.

Also, he's not
really my cousin.

He's a gopher.
I'll see you soon.

I told you she likes you.

Let us go,
you filthy goons!

What she means
to say is,

"Please, let us go,
you filthy goons!"

Why are you doing this?
Who do you work for?

I think we're about
to find out.

It's the janitor!

Of course!
That makes perfect sense!

It's Janet Smythe!

That makes
even more sense!

What is going on here?

There are going to be
severe consequences.

You're my head of security.

I hold you responsible!

(GROANS)

And now I can
take care of you two.

(GRUNTS)

Cyd!

Janet Smythe
is seriously scary!

And she's the one
who's behind this.

The future lab was
at GDD the whole time!

At some point in the future,
this is gonna happen to us!

What are we gonna do?
We have to stop her.

How?

She's not only a monster,

she's also one of the most
powerful monsters in the world.

But we have a power
that nobody else has.

Positive thinking.
Time travel.

And time travel.

But how are we gonna
use that to take her down?

You're right.
We know nothing about her.

But we know
someone who does.

The janitor.
Barry.

And Barry.

Let me get this straight.
You still went to the janitor first?

But we're here
now, Barry.

So what do you know
about Janet Smythe?

Well, I know that in college,
she developed a mathematical analysis

of consistent substrata
in compiler language.

Yeah, yeah, the janitor
already told us that. What else you got?

I assume you know
the most famous story about Janet Smythe

that everyone knows.

Assume we don't.

And assume we're too lazy
to look it up online.

It's one of my favorite
business success stories,

second only to the legend
of Arturo Maximoff,

the man who monetized
his mathematical analysis

of non-consistent substrata
in compiler language.

Yeah, yeah, the janitor
rambled on about him too!

I like this janitor guy.

Get to Janet Smythe.

Yeah, we need an origin story
and we need it now.

Well, it's one of those
classic eureka moments,

like when the apple hit
Isaac Newton on the head,

inspiring his
theory of gravity.

Oh, I get it.

Like when I dripped
chocolate sauce on my pasta,

inspiring my theory of
fudge-sketti and meatballs.

Shelby, I'm going
to talk to you now.

Janet Smythe was a young
inventor when she received a shock from a loose wire.

It led her to realize that
the future of technology

lay in
wireless connectivity.

So if that didn't happen,
there'd be no GloboDigiDyne?

Exactly.

You can read
all about it in her unauthorized biography,

Don't You Dare
Write a Book About Me.

Thanks for the info, Barry.
And thanks for the book.

Be careful with that.
It's autographed,

"Why would I sign this?
Love, Janet."

Aw, she dots her i's
with cute little skulls.

Barry, I just got off
the phone.

Then why are you
still on the phone?

Oh, I'm not on the phone.
The phone's on me.

Renaldo, you have got
to stop messing around with my adhesive.

Now, do you like
your bandages ripped off fast or slow?

Fast.

Ow!

But I like my phones
ripped off slow!

Anyway, I was talking
to Marci and she said she'll be back soon.

Yes, she said
that earlier.

And you two can work
on your chemistry.

Yes, there is a lot of
chemistry involved.

Yeah, there is.

I already agreed with you.

Uh-huh.

This is about you insinuating
that she likes me, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Well, you're wrong.

Our relationship is based
purely on a mutual appreciation of science.

You know what,
I'll prove it to you,

by conducting an experiment
wherein Marci and I

do nothing but sit
in my kitchen eating pizza rolls.

And you'll see that
without science, she will have no interest.

Pizza rolls.
Will you stop that?

I'm sorry we can't
hang out in the kitchen.

My mother is having
her book club meeting in the house.

I'm sorry we have
to sit on the ground.

There's a woeful
lack of outdoor tables.

And a blown fuse has
caused me to resort to frontiersman lighting.

I'm sorry.

Look, Barry.
A meteor shower.

I know. And I'm sorry.
It's very distracting.

Also, my mother used up
all the pizza rolls for her book club,

so I had to whip up
some beef Wellington.

I'm sorry,
it's the only dish I can make.

I, I don't know what to say.

Please don't say anything.

I already feel
horrible enough about everything going wrong.

Speaking of which,
I forgot that I have a violin recital tomorrow

and I need to practice.

(PLAYING VIOLIN)

I'm sorry.

This is perfect, Cyd.

We know how
GDD was founded.

Now we can stop it
from happening.

It says here Janet got
shocked and came up with the idea that started GDD

on August 27, 1991.

Then that's where we go.

But we gotta be careful.
She's ruthless.

She whacked the shins
of her own head of security.

Everyone knows you
don't shin-whack a dude.

You gut punch him.

She's gotta be stopped.

No GDD.
No us strapped to tables.

This is it.

The moment when
we take a stand,

jump back and stop
Janet Smythe from forming GDD.

So we're doing this.
We're doing this.

I love these
call-to-action moments we've been having lately.

Very exciting.

All right,
we're in 1991.

We better stick together
so we don't forget each other

like we did when
we went back to the '70s.

Look, there's Janet.

How do
we know that's her?

What do you mean you
won't deliver a pizza to me?

The last delivery guy
was poking around my garage.

Of course
I shin-whacked him!

So, clearly that's Janet.

How does
she get shocked?

The book said
it was a lamp.

Ow!

Stupid lamp with
your stupid wires!

When will someone come up
with a technology that requires no wires?

(GASPS)

Of course!

Wireless technology!

Aw!

I'm sorry I hurt you.

That's the moment
that started GDD.

All we have to do now
is zorp back to before she gets into the garage

and stop it from happening.

Okay, let's go
get rid of that lamp.

Easy.

(ALARM SOUNDING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)

(BEEPING)

I know why you're here.

You do?

You're here
to steal my ideas.

But I'm not gonna let you.

BOTH: (REPEATING)
Jump, jump, jump, jump!

That woman's got issues!

She's been
shin-whackin' since '91!

That must be what
triggered the gates.

SHELBY: It's some
kind of laser sensor.

Let's go this way
and get to the lamp.

(BEEPING)

(ALARM BLARING)
Uh-oh.

(SCREAMS) No! No!

Let's get out of here!

What's going on?

Why aren't we jumping?
I don't know!

What do you think
you're doing in my workshop?

It's not what you think.

We're not trying
to steal your ideas,

we're trying to prevent
you from becoming incredibly successful!

You're not helping!

Why was there a delay
in our jump?

I don't know. This has
never happened before.

What's different?

This is the first time
we've ever jumped more than once out of our lifetimes.

Maybe it caused
some kind of glitch.

I hope it doesn't happen
again, we're so close.

We just have to avoid
the trip laser and the camera.

This garage isn't that big.

There can't possibly
be any more traps.

There were more traps!

Why did we step
on that glowing floor tile?

CYD: It wasn't glowing
until we stepped on it!

Who are you?

How did you get past
the first five booby traps?

Five?
Apparently three were luck.

Feeling lucky now?

Come on,
let's get out of here!

Oh, no,
it's happening again!

Come on, come on,
come on!

This is what you get
when you mess with me.

There are severe
consequences!

It wasn't a glitch.
We're losing our power!

Maybe we can only
jump so many times outside of our lifetime

before our power is drained.

What if we only
have one jump left?

Good news, Barry.
I'm not stuck to anything.

You got adhesive on
your hands, didn't you?

Why would you ask that?

Because you're holding
your hands in the air.

I'm just testing
my deodorant.

(SNIFFS)

Yep, still not wearin' any.

So, looks like you and Marci
are really hitting it off.

Nonsense.

In fact, I came in here
to report that the experiment

has proceeded apace
and there has been no evidence of Marci's interest.

I don't think so, Barry.
Check this out.

I set up your camera equipment
to collect objective data on your experiment,

like you always do.

Renaldo, you invaded
my privacy,

putting the scientific method
above personal decency.

I'm so impressed.

Marci is clearly
having a good time.

Check this out.

(BOTH SLURP)

We only had one
milkshake glass. I'm sorry.

I'm fine with it.

My mom says
sharing brings our family together,

which is why we have
the Community Spoon.

NALDO:
Just look at her smile.

People smile
all the time, Renaldo.

And nobody knows why.

I know why. I found
what would call an "unexpected result,"

and I would call
a "what?"

Take a look at your face.

NALDO: Right there.
See your eyes?

They're twinkling.

That's candlelight reflecting
off my corneas.

In science terms, maybe.

But this is
about the heart.

You like her.

Is that possible?

Barry, you can't
deny the evidence.

You got it bad.

Sweet shuds,
maybe I do.

But now what?

What am I supposed
to say to Marci about this?

It's easy, Barry.

Just go out there
and tell her how you feel.

The important thing is
to be yourself.

Your hand is glued
to my hoodie and shirt, isn't it?

What do we do now?

The polymer won't
wear off for hours!

Just take those off.

Lucky for us,
your tuxedo is right here.

I got it dry-cleaned
after I got mustard on it from my corndog.

Renaldo, why were you eating
a corndog in my tuxedo?

'Cause I wasn't gonna
eat a corndog naked.

It's really my fault
for asking.

Come on, put this on.

Your hand is glued
to my tux jacket and shirt now, isn't it?

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Renaldo, will you
turn off that music off?

It's killing the moment.

Sorry, Barry. It's my jam.

Barry, you've been acting
so different lately.

And that outfit,

you look like
you're dressed for the fancy beach.

Ooh, it's so cold out here.

It's amazing how
little coverage this bow tie provides.

Here, put this on.

It's so soft.

Marci, there's something
I need to tell you.

I thought... Well...

I mean...

What I'm trying
to say is...

You and I, here...

Good.

Huh?

I hypothesized that our
relationship was based solely on a shared love of science,

but this evening has led me
to an unexpected result.

Barry, your hypothesis
was right.

Our relationship was
all about science.

Oh.

But this evening
has shown me a whole new side of you.

I like you, too.

So what do we do now?

I don't know about you,
but I'mma go with it.

Yes, Marci, I am going
to go with it too.

I'mma go with it.

I am going to go with it.
We'll work on that.

Okay, we have
to make this count, Cyd.

Because we may
only have one time jump left

and we'll need
that to get home.

Right. We have to get
past these booby traps

and get that lamp
so Janet doesn't get shocked.

Okay. We've made it
past the booby traps.

Yeah, the ones
we know about.

Now we have to get past
all the booby traps we don't know about.

Whoa! See those wires?

That mat is
pressure sensitive.

We're gonna have to jump.

(GRUNTS)

(EXHALES)

Oh, no! We're so close!
What do we do?

(GRUNTS)

That!

Okay, we did it!

Now all we have to do
is take care of that lamp.

So what do we do?

That.

Hey, that's what I do!

Sorry.

No, I liked it. It was
like looking in a crazy, blonde mirror!

(SHELBY SHRIEKS)

What are you doing
in my workshop?

Come on, jump,
jump, jump! We need more time!

Sorry, but you're
out of time.

I had a wonderful time, Barry,
but I have to go home.

Gotta dress up as
a girl Sasquatch

and traipse through
the woods behind my house.

It calms my Pop Pop
to think that there's a lady out there for Bigfoot.

That's okay. I gotta fill
the hot tub with solvent and dunk Renaldo.

We're both busy people.

So.

So.

I'll show you
what I do to people who try to steal from me.

(GRUNTS)

(ALARM SOUNDING)

Nice shot, Cyd!

You can't do this!

I'll find you,
no matter how long it takes!

It's working!
Yes!

What's working?

What are you
doing over there?

Do you think this'll change
anything else in the future?

It's a risk
we have to take.

Come on!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Renaldo, I don't care
if that movie was called Crab-normal Behavior.

Crabs in the wild would
never behave like that.

But Barry, the captain
clearly said they weren't actin' right.

That's the last time
I crowdfund a movie without reading the script first.

Hiya, fellas.

Can I interest
either of you in a subscription to

Lemon-Lime
Soft Drink Magazine?

It's the only
self-published magazine

devoted to the
lemon-lime lifestyle.

I don't know
what to say to that.

Sorry, Marci, I'm not
really a lemon-lime guy.

Oh, me neither.
I hate the stuff.

But I love
the lifestyle.

Man, that girl Marci
is really out there, huh?

She's actually pretty nice.

I bet you'd really
like her if you got to know her better.

I don't think so.
A little too weird for me.

Now let's go sit
on those snake eggs until they hatch

and see if they accept
us as their parents

or turn on us
like we're regular people sitting on snake eggs.

All right, Cyd, let's see
if we changed anything?

Cyd? Where are you?

Where am I?

Alaska?
That can't be right.

Nope. It's Alaska.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Cyd, something went wrong
when we changed Janet's past!

You think? I'm living
with my parents in Peru!

Cyd, we created a timeline
where I live in Alaska and you live in Peru!

At least we got rid
of GloboDigiDyne.

There's nothing online
about it or Janet Smythe.

So we did it.

We stopped her
from founding GDD!

Also, in this timeline,
instead of Diesel, I think I have a pet llama!

Well, be careful,
'cause llamas spit.

(SPIT SPLATTERING)

Ech! Not cool, llama.

Oh, wait, there's Diesel.

Oh, no, I think he has
a thing for this llama.

He's wearing his spiky
bad boy collar and making his flirt face.

This is so messed up.

We stopped
the future lab, but now we don't live together.

Maybe because
we got rid of GDD,

my dad didn't have
a job in Portland to keep us there.

I gotta talk to my dad
and find out how I ended up in Alaska.

But I gotta play it cool
so he won't be suspicious.

(SCREAMS) Dad!

I'll call you back.

Shelby,
is everything okay?

Oh, the way you screamed,
I thought you were being attacked by a bear again.

I've been attacked by a bear?

Shelby, it's Alaska.

We've all been
attacked by bears.

Dad, this might sound like
a weird question,

but why did we
leave Portland?

You know I couldn't
find a job there.

It's been seven
years already.

Your mother let it go,
why can't you?

(SIGHS)

We'd still be
in Portland if only...

Ah, forget it.
I've told you this story a hundred times.

No, no. No, no.
Tell it again. It's my favorite story.

Your favorite story is about
the day my car broke down

and I missed
the big job interview

that would have kept
our family in Portland?

Love that story.
And the way you tell it.

Pure Norm.

If only I'd taken your
mother's car that day.

Well, I'm gonna
shovel the driveway.

For the third time today.

It's June.

Cyd's not going
to believe this.

CYD: Heard it!

Cyd?
You never hung up.

So you heard my dad say
we were all attacked by bears?

This timeline hasn't been
kind to either of us.

I have braids!

Here's what I'm thinking.

We jump back to third grade,

make sure my dad
uses my mom's car

to go to his interview,
he gets the job,

I stay in Portland and
everything's back to normal.

And no future lab at GDD.

But Shelbs, we need to be
together to time travel.

There's only one thing to do.

I'll come to Peru.
I'll come to Alaska.

BOTH: We'll meet in Portland.

I'll tell my parents
that I wanna spend the summer in Portland

training to be a barista.

They've always wanted
a barista in the family, so it's gotta work.

And I'll tell my parents
that your parents are getting you a plane ticket,

which will guilt them
into getting me one, too.

Like that time I told
my dad that your dad got you a dirt bike.

I never got a dirt bike.

I did. See you in Portland!

You know, it says
here in this Lemon-Lime Soft Drink Magazine

that all people can be
categorized as either a lemon or a lime.

That's ridiculous.

And don't say
that makes me a lime.

You wish you were a lime.

You should have never
taken that magazine from that weird girl Marci.

I don't know, Barry,

the more I think about it,
the more I think Marci might be your type.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
I do not have a type.

And if I did, it certainly
wouldn't be Marci.

It would be someone
who's into science,

like, uh, I don't know,
that girl in the lab coat.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DISTORTED VOICE)
Marci?

These were... I...

You glasses!

Thanks, Barry.

Renaldo, is it possible
Marci could be my type?

You should talk
to her and see if there's something there.

I don't know the first thing
about matters of the heart.

What do I do?
You're good with girls.

I don't know about that.

Hi, Amber.
Stacey, Claire, Tina.

(ALL GIGGLE)

I'm pretty sure those
aren't their names, but they never correct me.

Teach me
everything you know.

Okay, did you know
unicycles don't have brakes?

Teach me everything
you know about girls.

Cyd, call me
when you get this.

I'm at my old house.

I was going to wait
at the airport but they said no waiting in the red zone.

So I went to the white zone.

But that was for loading
and unloading, and I wasn't doing either of those.

So I went to the blue zone.

But that was for buses,
so I got on one and here I am.

Barry! Naldo! I missed
you guys so much!

Who are you and why
are you hugging me?

Barry, when a random
girl hugs you,

the two things you
don't say are, "Why are you hugging me?"

And "Who are you?"

Those are the least
important parts of a hug.

It's me, Shelby.
I used to live here

in the third grade
before I moved to Alaska.

Shelby, that's right.
I remember you.

Oh, thank goodness!
(GROANS)

You're getting
a second hug!

Now, say something
nice about her.

Your hair smells
like it hasn't been washed recently.

I mean, your eyes
are where they should be.

It's just so good
to see you guys.

It's like I never left.

But thank goodness
you did.

'Cause the person who
bought your house

is really into science
and has kinda become my mentor.

It is so much better
than when you lived here.

I mean, it's great
to see you too.

Really?

'Cause in the timeline
where I lived here, you invented time travel.

So whose timeline's
better now?

(SOFTLY) I don't know
what to say to that.

Barry, let me handle this.

That sounds great, Shelby.

You seem very normal.

I'm not afraid
of talking to you at all.

And then
back away slowly.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Cyd, where are you?

CYD: On the way.
Couldn't catch a plane,

but my grandparents
gave me their tickets for a cruise.

They were non-transferable,
so Diesel and I are traveling

as Grandma
and Grandpa Ripley.

Do people really believe
Diesel's an old man?

They believe I believe it,
and that's all that matters.

I gotta tell you, Cyd,
it's really weird here.

Barry and Naldo don't know
me and someone else lives in my house.

(SIGHS) I wonder what
it looks like in there.

Cyd, I think Janet Smythe
lives in my old house!

Janet Smythe lives
in your old house?

How is that possible?

I don't know,
but her picture's all over the place.

What if she sees us
and remembers us

as the girls who trapped
her in her garage?

For Janet,
that was 25 years ago.

Maybe she doesn't remember.

Yeah, but maybe she does.

She's crazy.
I better get out of here.

(GASPING)

You scared me.
I mean, you startled me.

There's no reason
to be scared, right?

What are you doing
in my backyard?

Um. There's a very good
explanation for that. And that is...

I used to live here.

Wait, I did used
to live here.

Why am I saying
that like I'm lying?

I don't know.
(CHUCKLES)

Well, I used to live here
and I just wanted to see the old house.

But now I have,
so I'll be going.

Wait, you're not
going anywhere.

You should see the house.

Come in.
No, no, no, it's okay.

But that's what you
came here for, isn't it?

It is what
I came here for.

So you should
come inside.

Unless there's some
reason I'm not aware of.

No. No, there's no reason.

Well, then after you.

So I guess
we're going inside.

Renaldo, are you sure
this is the best way for me to practice talking to Marci?

NALDO: Barry, I'm sure.

Okay. So, Marci...

I can't do this.
Yeah, that got weird really fast.

I'm never going
to learn to talk to Marci this way.

You're good
at talking to girls. What do you say to them?

I don't know it
until I say it.

I didn't know
I was gonna say that.

Or that.

Or ontogeny
recapitulates phylogeny.

Whoa, where did
that come from?

Renaldo, I have an idea.

I will observe you
in your natural habitat

and document your actions
to determine just how you connect with girls.

NALDO: Sounds good, Barry.

How'd you do that?

Do what?

Whoa, where'd you
come from?

Isn't sitting on
a bench the best?

Don't worry about him.
He's just watching us.

When I was little,
I lost a toy fire truck in my hair.

If you find it,
you can keep it.

(CLICKING)

Don't worry. They're for
his personal use only.

What if pyramids
are just sand icebergs?

There could be a lot
more pyramid down there.

Renaldo, that was amazing.

I think I learned
everything I need to know to talk to Marci.

Thank you.

I'm so proud of you, Barry.

Uh, I think this is
supposed to be a two-person hug.

All right.
Can you give us a minute?

There's Marci.
Wish me luck.

Barry, wait.
One more thing.

I want you to wear
my lucky hat.

What makes
it your lucky hat?

Because no matter what,
it always comes back.

Wait for it.

I don't know
how it happens.

Go get her.

Hey, Marci.

Oh, hiya, Barry.
How's it going?

Isn't sitting on
a bench the best?

I think agriculture
is the best.

Why are we talking
about this?

A follow up question.

I did not
anticipate that.

Um...

Now is the part, I think,
where you look in my hair for a fire truck.

Oh, your scalp looks
mighty nervous, Barry.

I'll see you soon.

Pyramids are sand icebergs!

Pyramids are sand icebergs!

So, how'd it go?

It always comes back.

SHELBY: No, Janet, no.

I couldn't possibly
have another cookie.

But they are so delicious.

Shelby, you are so sweet.

It's a delight
having you here.

This is such a relief.

I was really worried
you weren't going to be nice.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about...

Women's rights.

You don't have
to be nice anymore.

You can be nice,
you can be mean,

you can be anything
you want to be!

Up top, sister!

You are adorable.

I need to run upstairs
for a second.

Please make yourself
at home.

(SHELBY READING)

Thanks for the cookies, Janet!

I'm gonna go
wait for my friend.

Janet?

Janet?

Janet?

Are you in here?

Whoa!

What did she do
to my room?

Janet?

I just wanted to say
thank you.

JANET: I recognized you
the moment I saw you.

I've been looking for you
for a long time.

(WHIRRING)

(GRUNTS) Please!
You can't do this!

For 25 years,

I've been searching
for the two teenage girls

who broke into my lab
and tricked me into one of my own booby traps.

You're one of those girls.

That couldn't be me.
It was 25 years ago.

My security cameras
caught the whole thing.

One moment you were there.

And the next moment
you were gone.

And so imagine my surprise
a quarter of a century later

when you walk into my house
and you haven't aged a day.

Janet, that doesn't
make any sense. Think about it.

I've done nothing
but think about it.

And I think you're some
kind of time traveler.

What do you have
to say to that?

If I could time travel,

don't you think I would have
traveled out of here by now?

Perhaps you can't do it alone.

Perhaps you need your friend.

Where is she?

What friend?
I have no friends. I'm very unpopular.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

Oh, no.

(CYD READING)

(JANET READING)

She'll never believe
that was me!

We speak in a friendship code
that you could never imitate!

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CYD READING)

I knew I was destined
to be rich and famous,

but you took that from me.

It was fate that I bought
your old house so I could have my vengeance!

Listen, Barry.
I've been thinking about your problem.

The fact that I'm a lone
insignificant being

in the vast and infinite
uncaring expanse of the cosmos?

No, that's never
gonna change.

So let's fix this thing
with you and Marci.

I think your mistake
was you tried to act like me around her.

I tried to act like me
around her too, and it didn't work either.

I'm not good
at this romance stuff.

Then don't try to do
the romance stuff.

Do what you're good at.

All I'm good
at is science.

What am I supposed to do?
Talk to her about science

because it's an interest
we both share?

See what you did there.
You asked yourself a question you had the answer to.

That's the Naldo way, right?

I know it's right.
That's the Naldo way.

Yes! I'll connect
with Marci over science.

My mentor Janet Smythe
has a lab in her attic.

I'm sure Marci will be
impressed with that. I'll take her there.

And you'll come
with me for support.

Barry, this is
your first date with Marci,

a special, private moment
between two people.

I wouldn't miss it
for the world!

Shelby!

Shelbs?

Where are you?

You must be Cyd.

Your friend Shelby
told me all about you.

That sounds like Shelbs!
She can't keep her mouth shut about me.

Why don't you come in?
Your friend is waiting for you.

Oh no, that's cool.
She told me to wait outside.

Really? Okay.
You wait here then.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(SHELBY READING)

Man, Shelbs texts
like my mom.

Turns out I was wrong.
She is gonna meet me inside.

That's what I thought.

This is it.

The answers
I've been searching for

finally strapped to tables
right in front of me.

How do we keep ending up
strapped to tables?

This is all my fault, Cyd.

I never should have said
to meet at my old house.

It's my fault too.
I should have known she couldn't be trusted.

Enough, both of you!
It's my fault.

I trapped you here.
Stop trying to take the credit!

So the thing about
having a mentor who's a brilliant scientist

is that sometimes you get
to help out on some pretty important...

Janet, hey,
is this a bad time?

Barry, did you know
your brilliant scientist mentor was evil?

No, that is
fresh information.

Had I known that,
I would not have brought you here.

Thanks, I appreciate that.

Cyd, Shelby,
what is going on here?

It's a long story.

We're time travelers
and Janet's crazy.

Maybe it's not
that long of a story.

The only story I want to hear
is the secret of your power.

We don't even know
how it works.

So we couldn't tell you
even if we wanted to.

Which we don't.

Doesn't matter.

This molecular disrupter will
rip apart your chromosomes until I unlock your secrets.

What are we gonna do?

I don't know! If we can't
touch, we can't jump.

(STRAINING)

Struggle all you want,
it's no use.

Janet, this is no way to make
a scientific breakthrough.

Not by hurting someone.

I'm not asking
your opinion.

I don't care what you think.

That's it. You are
no longer my mentor.

As soon as you sign
my independent study evaluation for school credit,

we are through.

Quick, while she's
over there and distracted,

let's get out of here.

Try wiggling.
Maybe it'll loosen the ropes.

Is it wiggle or wriggle?
I've never really known.

Barry!
Both are acceptable in this situation!

Thank you!

I'm sorry, Marci.
This is a terrible first date.

This is a date?

It was supposed to be.

Why do you think
Renaldo's here?

I've been trying
to talk to you

and I thought
our shared love of science

would be a way to connect.

Look at this guy
openin' up.

Girls like that.

I told my mom about you.

Too much, Barry.
Too much.

I think that's sweet.

Keep going, Barry.
Keep going.

She's not a normal girl.

That's what I like
about you, Marci. You're special.

I like the way
the fluorescent lights in the commons

reflect off your glasses.

And the way the sequins
in your beret sparkle in the post-lunch sun.

Why have you never said
any of this before?

I guess sometimes it takes

being tied to a bench
in a crazy lady's evil lab

for a guy to tell a girl
how he really feels.

I like you, too, Barry.

I'm glad we're tied
to this bench together.

How good are benches, huh?

I can't reach you.
I can't reach you.

I got this.

This is beautiful.

But if you guys
wanna kiss, I'm out.

It's not working!

I can't get out!
The ropes are too tight!

Don't bother.
You're not going anywhere

until I get what I need.

The molecular disrupter
is ready.

Come on, Shelby.
You're going first.

Is this going to hurt?

Only if you survive.

No! I can't watch you
do this to her.

Take me. I'll go first.

Cyd, no. You don't have
to do that.

Okay, you want to go first?
You can go first.

No, Cyd, don't!

Cyd, please, just don't!

Get in the machine.

(WHIRRING)

Cyd!

It'll be okay, Shelby.
It'll be okay.

Stop! I'll do
whatever you want.

Just please let Cyd go!

I gotta do something.

(BARKING)

Diesel, you're here.

We gotta save Cyd.

I need something sharp
to cut these ropes.

Your spiky bad boy collar.

(GASPS)

You're amazing, Diesel.

(DISRUPTER WHIRRING)

It's working.

Not so fast.

You put lasers in your lab?

Of course I did.

Twenty-five years ago,
I was attacked in my own lab.

Did you think I was going
to let you do that again?

(GROANING)

Stun lasers don't feel good,
do they?

Give up and go back to
your table like a good girl.

You're not gonna be able
to take another hit.

(WAILING)

I'm coming, Cyd!

(GRUNTING)

So close.

Hurts, doesn't it?

(BARKS)

(SCREAMS) It's a giant rat!

(GROWLING)

Get away from me!

(BARKS)
(SHRIEKS)

Cyd, no!

This can't be happening.

(WHIMPERS)

How sad for you.

Getting through
all those lasers

just to see
your friend like this.

And there's nothing
you can do to save her.

How could you?
She's my best friend!

And now she's my answer
to time travel.

Where is she?

Right behind you,
you evil scrunch.

(SCREAMS)

Cyd, you're alive.

That thing hurt.

Now let's go back
to third grade,

make sure your dad
gets your mom's car,

and we'll both be living
in Portland.

Cyd, we have bigger problems
than us living in Portland.

Janet knows about us
from what we did in 1991,

and she's obsessed
with finding us.

We won't be safe.

We have to go back and undo
what we did in her garage.

But then she'll form GDD.
What about the future lab?

We went through
all of this to stop it.

We have no choice.

We've created a timeline
that's way worse than the future lab.

You're right.
We need to fix it.

Quick, untie us!

Don't worry,
we're time travelers.

When we reset this timeline,

none of this will
have ever happened.

But I just got Marci
to like me.

There's Janet.

Okay, she hasn't been shocked
by that lamp yet.

All we have to do
is make sure she gets the idea

to invent wireless
and doesn't see us.

Ow!

Stupid lamp with
your stupid wires!

When will someone come up
with a technology that requires no wires?

BOTH: Wireless.
Wireless. Wireless.

Of course!

Wireless technology!

BOTH: Yes!

I'm sorry I hurt you.

I don't know how long we have
until this timeline resets.

So we're gonna
forget all of this?

We won't remember that
we like each other?

I'm really sorry, Barry.

No. I won't let it happen.
I'll remember you, Marci.

I'll remember
that I like you.

We will find each other.

(SIGHS)
We're back.

Oh, my gosh, Cyd,
Janet is nuts.

But at least we're safe
and together.

For now.

But if people find out
about our power,

they're going to
come after us.

What about the future lab?

We're back to the timeline
when we were strapped to those tables.

We'll figure
something else out.

The important thing is
that Janet doesn't know anything about us,

and our trip to 1991
didn't make anything worse.

What is that?

I don't know what you are,

but I'm gonna find out.

Hiya, Barry!

Are you doing
science experiments in your lab today?

Well, I can't do them
at the water park anymore

after my experimental
algae dissolver

also dissolved
bathing suits.

Barry, you like Marci.

Marci, you like Barry.

Whew, we did it.
We made everything right.

See you guys later!

(BOTH BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

I didn't know you guys
liked each other.

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