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??
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I feel really good about us
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picking out each other's
Halloween costumes this year.
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I feel like I lost a bet.
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I did a pretty good
Chainsaw Chelsea though, right?
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It was like you were acting
like you wanted to slice people with a chainsaw,
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but you didn't really
want to slice people with a chainsaw.
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I don't want to slice
people with a chainsaw.
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And that's what was
coming through for me.
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All right, give me your best
Cuddle Bunny impression.
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And make it really cuddly.
(CHUCKLES)
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Uh-durr. I really
wanna hug you.
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Sounds like you're mocking it.
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Oh good, I was afraid it
wasn't going to come through.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Why'd we get
dressed up anyway?
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We're not going
anywhere.
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And poor Diesel went
through all the trouble
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to look like
a crazed muskrat.
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He's not wearing a costume.
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And yet he's nailing
crazed muskrat.
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(HICCUPS)
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I'm totally posting this one.
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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Oh, wow. It's already flagged for extreme content.
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That was quick.
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Whoa. This is where
we should be, New York's Central Park Spooktacular.
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It has the scariest
haunted house in the country.
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Kids are going there
from all over.
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Wisconsin, Chicago, Miami.
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Why do you want to go
someplace scary?
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You know you have that thing
when you get scared.
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What thing?
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, fear punching.
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Yeah, I totally
have that thing.
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But I wanna go
to the Spooktacular so bad.
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But we can't.
We have to hand out candy
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because Mom and Dad
took Bret and Chet trick and treating.
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It's trick or treating.
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Not the way Bret
and Chet do it.
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Besides, we can't go
to the Spooktacular. It's 3,000 miles away.
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I mean, sure, we'd go
if we could magically travel
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across the country
instantaneously.
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But we have the power
to time travel,
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not the power
to teleport.
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I've invented
the power to teleport!
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It's a Halloween miracle!
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? I know it sounds crazy
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? But time doesn't faze me
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? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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? Hey, hey
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? Hung out till midnight
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? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
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? Whenever
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? You need me
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? I'm right there with you
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? Whenever
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? There's something
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? You wanna redo
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? The clock is ticking
but not for me
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? I'm living in
a different reality
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? Whenever
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? Whatever
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? Wherever
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? I'm right there with you
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? I'm right there with you
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? Hey, hey ?
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What do you mean
you invented
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the power to teleport?
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Barry, it's a Cuddle Bunny.
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If you catch one,
they have to tell you
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where their cave
of fruity cereal is.
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Where is it? Where's
the fruity cereal?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I hate the Cuddle Bunny show.
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I don't understand
the mythology.
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There's no leaves
on these carrots!
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I know you're not
a Cuddle Bunny.
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I just like pretending
Halloween is real.
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Like this...
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(SCREAMS) Chainsaw Chelsea!
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Don't bury me in your cave
of fruity cereal!
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I also like pretending
all cartoon characters have caves of fruity cereal.
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Good talk, Naldo.
See ya.
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Synapses fire.
Memory jogged. And...
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
You invented teleportation?
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After experimenting
on the tachyon particles
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you two created
when you jumped to the '70s,
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I made some adjustments
to the laser
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and I believe it can now
teleport objects.
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And I'm prepared
to test it on this rat
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that just wandered
into my lab. (WHIMPERS)
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How many times
do I have to tell you,
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Diesel is a dog.
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Saying something
a bunch of times doesn't make it true.
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But if you prefer,
we can experiment on this kiwi.
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Yes! Yes! I did it!
I teleported the kiwi!
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Now, where did I
teleport the kiwi?
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Sweet shuds! I not only
teleported the kiwi,
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I transformed it
into a tomato.
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Oh, no, this tomato
was already in my pants.
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Why is everybody looking at me
like they need an explanation?
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Hey, what's this kiwi
doing in my pants?
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I invented teleportation.
Next stop, Sweden.
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I'm going to teleport myself
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to the Nobel Prize
offices in Stockholm,
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and they'll award me
the Nobel on the spot.
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You're not gonna
accept the Nobel Prize in a hoodie, are you?
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Of course not. I'm going
to wear the tuxedo I bought when I was six
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and I planned to win
the Nobel Prize.
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You planned to win
the Nobel Prize when you were six?
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No, I planned to win
the Nobel Prize when I was 15.
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When I was six, I got
a screamin' deal on a tux.
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So we're gonna teleport
to the Central Park
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Spooktacular
in New York, right?
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Yeah, we are.
This thing's got a setting for New York.
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It's right between
Stockholm and Naldo's pants.
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That's exactly where
New York is.
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Hey, Naldo.
Could you pass out
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candy at our house,
while we're gone?
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Can't say no to a question.
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You're the best, Naldo.
Come on, let's teleport! To New York!
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Good luck, guys. It's still experimental.
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Hope you don't explode.
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BOTH: Wait, what?
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We made it.
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The Central Park Spooktacular.
I'm so glad we're here.
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I'm so glad we remembered
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to change the dial
from Naldo's pants.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Time for Barry Eisenberg
to finally take his place
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as a Nobel Prize winning...
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(SCREAMS)
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What happened?
Where are the girls?
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They're somewhere between
my pants and Stockholm.
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They're in New York?
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The laser is
still experimental,
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I hope Shelby
and Cyd are okay.
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They're better than okay.
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Judging by the pictures on the
Spooktacular photo stream,
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they're having
the time of their lives.
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Oh, well, in that case,
I can't believe
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those chuckleheads got
the first teleportation trip
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and fried my laser.
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Don't forget, Barry,
they're also time travelers.
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Those chuckleheads
took that from you, too.
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But I've got something
that'll cheer you up.
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We get to hand out
Halloween candy at Shelby and Cyd's.
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You know I hate Halloween.
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But this year, I'm gonna
make you love it.
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Impossible. Halloween is
all about spooky scares,
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and as a man of science,
I know that all that ghost
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and goblin nonsense
is not real.
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Hence, I cannot
be scared by it.
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So you're saying
if I can scare you, you'll like Halloween?
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I didn't say that.
So you're saying if I'm scary enough,
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Halloween will be
your most favorite holiday?
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I didn't say that.
So you're saying
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some mitochondrial proteins
are encoded with nuclear DNA.
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Well, I have said that.
Challenge accepted!
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By the end of tonight,
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you'll be terrified into
loving Halloween or elves.
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Did you say, "Or elves"?
That's not the expression.
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Oh, really? Then what's
the expression for when you're trying
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to decide between
one thing and elves?
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I'm so glad we came here.
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This haunted house is amazing.
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These cheese tots are amazing.
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Paula really knows
what she's doing.
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Are you on a first name basis
with the cheese tot lady?
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I call everyone who gives me
cheese tots "Paula."
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Like Paula at the mall.
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You mean Carol?
That's the Paula I'm talkin' about.
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I wonder what this room...
(SHRIEKS)
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Shelbs, calm down.
It's just a stuffed bear.
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How do you know?
Maybe he's a clever bear
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just lying in wait.
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And when we least
expect it... Bear!
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(SCREAMS)
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Okay, that was scary.
Thanks for not fear punching me.
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You are not Cyd.
(CHUCKLES)
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What's fear punching?
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I think I just found out.
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Sorry, I hit you.
When the lights went off, I just started swinging.
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I'm Cyd.
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Well, sorry, I'm just
a little on edge.
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You know, from being
brutally assaulted
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by a Cuddle Bunny, bearing
the magic carrot crest of Hop-a-long Forest.
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I'm guessing.
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What're you talking about?
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You love Cuddle Bunnies.
You watch it every day.
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Which is probably
what you are embarrassed about.
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Which is probably why
you said you're guessing.
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Totally on your wavelength.
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I'm Riley.
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I'm Lucas.
I'm Shelby.
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VOICE: I'm Leopold Gransby!
(ALL SCREAMING)
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And you are the latest
victims to be trapped in my escape room!
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This is so fun.
I've never been locked
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in an escape room before.
(CHUCKLES)
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Well, we were locked
in that future lab that we time traveled to.
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What?
What?
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I mean regular teen girls.
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Hidden in this
room are five keys.
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You must find them all
to unlock the door.
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Five locks on one door?
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Welcome to New York.
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But beware, if you fail
to find the keys,
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you will become
the newest spirits in my collection.
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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I love that laugh.
It's creepy when my dentist does it,
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but that painting
makes it work.
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Okay, you guys.
These escape rooms
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are really just big puzzles.
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We have to solve
the clues to find the keys.
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Cyd and I will take
this side of the room.
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Cyd and I will take
this side of the room.
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Guys, I've seen
a lot of horror movies,
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and it's never
a good idea to split up.
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Oh, right, we're
in the same room. It's probably all right.
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Hey, guys. I think
there's a key in here.
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If something
doesn't open easily,
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it's not designed
to be opened.
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I'll show you
what's not designed to be opened.
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(GRUNTING)
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It was this. This was
not designed to be opened.
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One for the ghost,
one for the witch,
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and two for the teenager,
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who claims he's a werewolf
on a moonless night.
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I can't tell if you are
a stickler for werewolf lore
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or you're just making
a mockery of Halloween.
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Either way, I applaud you.
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Well, we're out of candy.
I guess Halloween's over.
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Don't worry. I'll just
fly over to the pantry and get some more.
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(MIMICKS ENGINE ROARING)
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Renaldo, would you
cut that out?
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It wasn't funny
the first three times.
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That's why I have to do it
six more times.
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It's the comedy rule of nines.
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Ahhh! My legs!
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They ripped off!
My legs ripped off!
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At least I still
have this jet pack.
244
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,145
It's the only reason
I haven't fallen over yet!
245
00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:49,219
Renaldo, I'm not gonna fall
for this lame attempt
246
00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:51,151
to scare me into
liking Halloween.
247
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,282
Fine.
248
00:10:52,282 --> 00:10:55,886
(MIMICKS ENGINE SPUTTERING)
249
00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:58,058
Oh, no, Barry.
I'm running out of fuel.
250
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:02,332
I'm going down.
I'm going down!
251
00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,935
Barry, don't look.
It's too awful.
252
00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:10,941
Anybody find any keys?
253
00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:11,972
Anybody find any clues?
254
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,303
I found this jar of pickles.
255
00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:15,175
Why would somebody
leave a jar of pickles in here?
256
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,978
Welcome to New York.
257
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,080
You know, I could actually
go for a pickle right now.
258
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,952
(GRUNTING)
259
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,915
Or maybe I'll just
look for clues.
260
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,120
Guys, all of those clocks
are set to 12:15. Maybe it's a clue.
261
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,322
Or maybe there's something
inside the clocks.
262
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,926
(YELLS)
263
00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,327
GRANSBY: No, it's a clue.
264
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,970
12:15 was the clue!
265
00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,034
Hey, this clock
isn't set to 12:15
266
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,907
I'll break it.
ALL: No!
267
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:56,917
One key down, four more to go.
268
00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,322
Cyd, you dropped the key.
269
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,025
I didn't drop it.
It's like it went right through my hand.
270
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,197
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
271
00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:08,999
(GROWLS)
272
00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:10,200
(SCREAMING)
273
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,361
Shelby, wait...
274
00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,166
Hey, another key.
275
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,170
For a scary bear,
he was really helpful.
276
00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:21,411
Thank you, scary bear.
277
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,276
Where is Shelby and Cyd?
278
00:12:26,276 --> 00:12:30,180
(SCREAMING)
Shelbs! Shelbs! Wait!
279
00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:33,123
Cyd, we did it.
We're out of the escape room.
280
00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:35,055
Well, let's buy a couple
more cheese-tots
281
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,227
and choke 'em down before
we jump back home.
282
00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:39,059
Hey Paula, pop me a double!
283
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:46,366
Shelby, those cheese-tots
just went right through me.
284
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,999
That's what happens when you
buy food from a cart.
285
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,372
No. They went through me.
286
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,045
Maybe that's how we
got out of the house.
287
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:57,277
What, you mean like we went
through the walls?
288
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,279
Is that even possible?
289
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,052
Naldo said Barry's
teleportation laser was experimental.
290
00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:03,383
Maybe the laser
did this to us?
291
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,356
All right, it's gonna be okay.
We're time travelers.
292
00:13:06,356 --> 00:13:09,289
We could just jump back
to before we teleported and not get zapped.
293
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,364
Shelby, if we can't
touch each other,
294
00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:15,425
we can't time travel.
295
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,028
Or hug!
296
00:13:28,378 --> 00:13:30,040
Well, we are out of candy,
297
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,043
but I did find batteries,
toilet paper,
298
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:34,514
and little boxes of soaps.
299
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,087
Kids don't like these things,
but they need them.
300
00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:40,390
(SCREAMING)
301
00:13:42,252 --> 00:13:43,523
Barry! Help!
302
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:47,057
A giant spider caught me!
I'm tangled in his web!
303
00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:52,432
Nice try, Renaldo,
but there are no spiders big enough to capture a human,
304
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,334
therefore I am not frightened.
305
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,237
Seriously, Barry!
This isn't a joke!
306
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,439
You have to get out of here!
The spider's coming!
307
00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:07,217
Now the spider's
eating Diesel's food.
308
00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:09,319
Ahhh! This is terrible!
309
00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:10,450
Still not scared.
310
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,255
Now the spider needs to go do
his business in the yard!
311
00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:18,488
Aw, man,
Shelby's gonna kill me
312
00:14:18,488 --> 00:14:21,131
if that spider does
his business in the house.
313
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,267
Lucas, I'm serious,
where did Shelby and Cyd go?
314
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,169
They couldn't have left.
The door's still locked.
315
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,443
It's a haunted house.
Maybe they're a part of it.
316
00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:37,177
Or maybe they're ghosts.
(CHUCKLING)
317
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,109
As a ghost,
I do not find that funny.
318
00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:42,282
If we ever get out of here,
I am never making a ghost joke again.
319
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,583
You make ghost jokes?
320
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,556
What's up a ghost's
nose? Boo-gers! (GIGGLING)
321
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,288
(GIGGLING)
322
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,161
Cyd, never stop telling
that joke. It is awesome.
323
00:14:53,263 --> 00:14:55,495
Okay, Riley and Lucas
can't see us,
324
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,397
but if we can
communicate with them,
325
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,129
they can get in touch
with Barry,
326
00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:00,300
and he can reverse this.
327
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,232
Hey, I found the fourth key
in this book.
328
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,304
Very impressive, Lucas.
How'd you know it was in there?
329
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,236
Well, it's the only one
not glued to the shelf.
330
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,507
Plus it's called
The Fourth Key.
331
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,140
And all the other ones
are called Not This One.
332
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:14,214
A little less impressive.
333
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:17,317
Oh, no! They only
have to find one more key and they're outta here.
334
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,389
If they leave
the Spooktacular,
335
00:15:19,389 --> 00:15:21,391
we could lose them
in the city.
336
00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:23,493
And then we'll be stuck
as ghosts forever.
337
00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:25,395
And I'm in a Cuddle
Bunny costume.
338
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,397
What am I supposed to do
when I haunt kids?
339
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:31,361
Uh-durr!
340
00:15:31,361 --> 00:15:32,462
Still sounds like
you're mocking it.
341
00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:34,334
I am!
(CRASHING)
342
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,267
Did that thing
fall over by itself?
343
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:40,510
Cyd, you just knocked
that thing over. How did you do that?
344
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,512
I don't know.
I just got really mad
345
00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,344
and focused
on hitting something.
346
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,317
Well, maybe that's it.
If we just really focus,
347
00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:48,648
we can move stuff.
348
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,380
Maybe that's how we can
communicate with them.
349
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:54,454
What was that?
It's working.
350
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:01,591
It's Cyd and Shelby!
351
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:05,435
Why do I smell cheese-tot
breath even though neither of us had cheese tots?
352
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,502
These effects are not bad.
353
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,346
They still think
it's part of the haunted house.
354
00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:18,508
We gotta do something.
We gotta do something big.
355
00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:20,280
I'm way ahead of you.
356
00:16:22,412 --> 00:16:24,354
That's your idea of going big?
357
00:16:24,354 --> 00:16:26,456
I don't know. I've never
been a ghost before.
358
00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:29,219
This is weird, right?
359
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,496
A bouillon cube for you.
A bouillon cube for you.
360
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,468
And a bouillon cube for you.
361
00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:41,471
Now all you need to do
is find a house that's giving out boiling water,
362
00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:42,632
and you are set for soup.
363
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,436
How's it going, Barry?
364
00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:48,338
Renaldo, let me
ask you a question.
365
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:51,581
If I were to give you
a box of baking soda in lieu of candy,
366
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,243
how would you respond?
367
00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:54,344
I'd kick you in the shins.
368
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:55,585
So, that is
the right response.
369
00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:57,347
I owe seven kids an apology.
370
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,390
Where did you get
that bowl of candy?
371
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,692
I saved this candy for us.
Want a piece?
372
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:05,695
That depends. Are you going
to reach through the hole in the bottom of the bowl
373
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:07,727
and grab my hand
in an attempt to scare me?
374
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,729
No.
375
00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:17,537
I guess you were right, Barry.
I'm never gonna scare you.
376
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,311
Before I go, I suppose
I should leave a note.
377
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,444
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Marcus,
378
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,347
"Your daughter Shelby
is in New York without permission.
379
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,449
"Please keep
that in mind when you realize
380
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:34,684
"I have given away
all of your stuff. Signed, Renaldo."
381
00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:38,528
NALDO: Barry! Help!
382
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:45,335
Help! I'm being
abducted by aliens!
383
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,597
There's no way you're being
abducted by aliens.
384
00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:50,700
See, Renaldo, this
is why I didn't want to accept your challenge.
385
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,743
I knew you would go
all out and it would be for naught.
386
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,605
If it makes you feel
any better, though,
387
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:58,678
it's not on you.
I'm just impossible to scare.
388
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,811
(SHRIEKING)
389
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:06,516
Renaldo?
390
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,392
Oh, my gosh.
391
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,524
What a rush! I see it now!
You were right!
392
00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,726
You win! I love Halloween!
393
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:19,469
Scare me again, Renaldo!
Scare me again!
394
00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:21,671
Hey, Barry, who're
you talking to? (SCREAMS)
395
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,634
And thank you.
396
00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:26,706
(SCREAMING)
397
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,710
Thanks.
398
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,742
Wait, if I'm not
in that chair,
399
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:35,415
who is?
400
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,587
(SCREAMING)
401
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:45,425
Another key! It flew
out of the chair while you were spinning it.
402
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,429
I wasn't spinning it.
Just take the credit, Lucas.
403
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,532
This is the final key.
GRANSBY: It's actually the second key.
404
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:57,337
You found them out of order.
But you know, it's cool.
405
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:00,710
Oh, no. Why did I
spin that chair?
406
00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,412
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
407
00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:03,673
No! Stop!
408
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,477
You can't just leave us here!
409
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,479
We're time travelers,
not ghosts.
410
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,454
I mean, regular teen girls.
411
00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:18,458
Riley, what are you
talking about? Come on, let's go.
412
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,789
I'm in control of Riley.
413
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,592
You're right. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have pushed you.
414
00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:23,833
We'll go when
you're ready.
415
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:27,697
Cyd, this might be the answer.
416
00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:29,639
We can't touch
to time travel
417
00:19:29,639 --> 00:19:31,571
because we don't have
human bodies.
418
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,704
So all we have to do is
possess their bodies like you just did.
419
00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:36,546
Great. Come on,
get into Lucas.
420
00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:38,878
I have to admit,
I'm really confused by that.
421
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,752
Hey, I'm really sorry.
422
00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:44,814
I know we don't know
each other that well
423
00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:47,487
and I don't have your
permission and this is really rude of me,
424
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,619
but I kind of need to...
Lucas doesn't care.
425
00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,821
That's hurtful. I care
about a lot of things.
426
00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:55,525
Here goes.
427
00:19:58,528 --> 00:19:59,529
I'm in.
428
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,532
It took you long enough,
Shelbs. Now let's go.
429
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:03,703
Wait, while I'm a dude,
430
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,475
there's one thing I gotta do.
431
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,579
It just pops right off.
432
00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:14,744
Nice one, Shelbs.
Now, let's get out of here.
433
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,919
Whoa, that was crazy.
434
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,493
This is the coolest
haunted house ever.
435
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:26,696
Time is up! You have failed
to unlock the door!
436
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:30,800
You will be trapped
in my library forever!
437
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,633
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
438
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,506
Please exit to your left
so the next group can enter.
439
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,840
Did your body feel
really strange like a minute ago?
440
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,712
I think that's just
a part of growin' up.
441
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,479
Next stop, Sweden.
442
00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:51,751
I'm going to teleport
myself to the Nobel Prize offices in Stockholm.
443
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,484
And they'll award me
the Nobel on the spot.
444
00:20:54,484 --> 00:20:55,725
We're gonna destroy that
laser, right?
445
00:20:55,725 --> 00:20:57,757
Oh, yeah.
446
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,760
Ah! My laser.
What are you doing?
447
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,793
Guys, it's not dangerous.
It just puts kiwis in your pants.
448
00:21:05,695 --> 00:21:07,667
Trust us.
We're from the future.
449
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,898
It turned us into ghosts.
450
00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:10,600
Oh, please. If it turned
you into ghosts,
451
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,572
I'd be able to reach
right through you.
452
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,645
(GROANING)
453
00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:17,477
Hands off the carrots, bub.
454
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,880
Now, I know why people
are afraid of ghosts.
455
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:28,888
Guess what I found.
A crossover episode
456
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,890
of The Cuddle Bunnies
and Chainsaw Chelsea!
457
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:35,665
Our two favorite things
coming together to make something even better.
458
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:39,729
Oh, my carrots, what happened
to you, Scott Scarecrow?
459
00:21:39,729 --> 00:21:41,701
Looks like you lost your head.
460
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,733
CHAINSAW CHELSEA:
Guess who, Cuddle Bunny?
461
00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:45,835
Oh, Chainsaw Chelsea!
462
00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:47,637
Hop of the evening to you.
463
00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:49,579
Eat steel!
464
00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:50,840
(LAUGHING)
465
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,742
(CUDDLE BUNNY SCREAMING)
466
00:21:52,742 --> 00:21:54,744
Look at that stuffing fly!
467
00:21:55,745 --> 00:21:57,717
Joke's on her.
468
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,519
Cutting Cuddle Bunny
in half just makes two Cuddle Bunnies.
469
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:04,119
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