All language subtitles for Best Friends Whenever s01e06 The Butterscotch Effect.eng

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Cyd, Shelby, I'm happy to
do this experiment for you

to see if a turtle can
chew bubble gum, but as I explained to you before,

the turtle you saw
do it in that commercial is a cartoon.

He's totally gonna do it.

Get it, Kyle!
Be the turtle that chewed!

Go! Go! Go!
Come on, we believe in you, Kyle.

ALL: Go! Go! Go!

(WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE)

Technically, he didn't
chew. That bubble came out the wrong end.

Watching Kyle eat gum
is making me hungry.

I wish we'd ordered
a pizza earlier.

We can!

It should be
here any second.

You jumped back
30 minutes and ordered a pizza?

Forty five. Ray's car
is always breaking down.

Here's your pizza.
Sorry I'm late, my car broke down.

Maybe you should
get a new car.

Oh, hadn't thought
of that every time my butt-faced manager

tells me to
get a new car.

If you couldn't tell,
his name is Glenn, and I hate him.

You two shouldn't
use time travel for such frivolous things.

Are you familiar with
the butterfly effect?

Of course I know
what it is.

But maybe you could just
explain it in simple, easy to understand language

for the sake of anyone
who may not know.

I know what it is.
Me, too.

Just let him explain it.

The butterfly effect
is the phenomenon in which small actions

lead to big consequences.

A butterfly flapping
its wings causes a chain reaction

that leads to a giant storm
halfway around the world. Around the world.

See? Exactly. Now
everyone's up to speed.

The point is, nine times
out of 10, there may be no butterfly effect,

but that 10th time,
you could make a small change in the past

that causes a huge
change in the future.

Okay, we'll only use
time travel for things that are worth the risk.

Like having seasonal
beverages any time we want.

Or jumping forward
to when those cute boots go on sale.

Aw, shuds! You did
not just jump forward and get those boots.

That's, that's right,
we didn't.

And this isn't
a seasonal beverage.

Your eggnog moustache
says otherwise.

? I know it sounds crazy

? But time doesn't faze me

? Ever since it lost
its hold on me

? Hey, hey

? Hung out till midnight

? Missed the curfew,
that's all right

? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see

? Whenever

? You need me

? I'm right there with you

? Whenever

? There's something

? You wanna redo

? The clock is ticking
but not for me

? I'm living in
a different reality

? Whenever

? Whatever

? Wherever

? I'm right there with you

? I'm right there with you

? Hey, hey ?

One slice left.
Let's spin for it.

Yes!

That why pizza
slices are pointy.

Oh, no.
What's wrong, Barry?

I just got a news alert
that the famous scientist Dr. Julius Fleming died.

He was my hero since
I was a young laddie.

He was also Scottish,
which is why I referred to myself as a laddie.

I'm sorry, Barry.
That's a shame.

Well, the real shame
is he died of old age.

He should have perished
like a true scientist,

blasted by neutron
radiation that turns him into a giant monster

that ravages a small
desert town until he's brought down

by airplanes and tanks
and the love of a foxy news reporter.

That's how I wanna go.

Aw! Barry's fantasy death
has a romance subplot.

I can't believe I missed
out on the chance to meet my hero.

I got to meet my hero.
One time, Abraham Lincoln came into my room at night

and said we
should go fishing.

Naldo, that was
probably a dream.

Then how I did get
this fishing license

with Abraham Lincoln's
name on it?

I made fake fishing
licenses for all the presidents.

I almost met
Dr. Fleming when I was in fourth grade.

He came to speak
at the high school,

but when the doors
opened for his lecture,

the big kids pushed me
out of the way and I couldn't get in.

I never got to meet him.
And now I never will.

I guess I'm a little sad.

I got this.

(SCREAMS) Was that
to take my mind off of Dr. Fleming?

Oh, no, there was
a spider on your foot.

Oh, we should really get
some ice on that toe.

Barry's really upset
about Dr. Fleming.

You know what I'm thinking?

That we should jump back
to the fourth grade so Barry can meet him?

That exactly what I'm
thinking! But you know what I'm worried about?

That we could butterfly
effect and make one little change

that causes something
really bad to happen?

That exactly what I'm
worried about! But you know how I'm feeling?

A little nauseous from
mixing pizza with eggnog?

That exactly
how I'm feeling!

Shelbs, we got to do this.
This is one of those things that's worth the risk.

It's a chance to use
our power to do something nice for Barry.

He's always doing
nice things for us.

I know. He made
a turtle fart gum for us.

You're the man, Kyle!

We should have
realized jumping into our fourth-grade bodies

would put us five
blocks from here at the elementary school.

I can't believe
you dragged me out right before snack time.

And it was
pudding day, Shelby.

The only day better than
"substitute teacher playing a movie in class" day.

Ooh, let's take a time
selfie and see what we look like.

Oh, that was my
hip-hop phase.

I was pretty fly
for a fourth grader.

Why did I always
wear pink?

'Cause you looked
heck-a dope, son.

I love your hip-hop
compliments.

They be fresh.
(BOTH LAUGHING)

Why is Dad home, Chet?
I don't know, Bret.

Boys, I...
Maybe we should ask him.

Boys, I...
Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it.

Norm, what are
you doing home?

Well, I just...
He doesn't want to talk about it.

I have the afternoon off.

So I thought I would
come home, lie down and close my eyes.

Dad sounds sad.
Boys, your father just...

I think he misses
his work friends.

I don't think he...
Let's cheer him up, Bret.

By taking him
to the park, Chet!

BOTH: Full tackle
football! (GRUNTING)

All right, change of plans.
I'm going to play football in the park with my sons.

Be careful, honey.
The boys can get a little rough.

Oh, come on, Astrid.
They're kids. How bad could it be?

It can be really bad!

Norm, you're responding
to a question you asked before you left the house.

That's the last
thing I remember.

Why don't you ever
get hurt when you play with them?

Oh, Norm. Nothing
could hurt more than giving birth to them.

No, don't! Oh!

Dr. Fleming's lecture
starts in a few minutes.

But where's Barry?

Hello, fellow travelers on
science's grand journey!

Oh, there he is.

Hello, fellow travelers
on science's grand...

Hello, fellow...

I am making a lot
of friends today.

It's happening just
how Barry described. We have to help him.

Let's change history.

(GRUNTING)

If I can't get in, what
chance do you have?

You're as small as I am!

I forgot we're
fourth grade us.

My muscles haven't
gotten jacked yet.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Hey, wait!

Aw, shuds!

Let's jump back
and try again.

We're not going to
take them by force.

We need to use the
one thing guaranteed to distract high school kids.

BOTH: Pizza!

(LAUGHING) Everybody
loves the pizza guy.

Excellent.
Thanks, Ray.

How did you know my name?
It's my first day on the job.

I'm pretty stoked about it.
Got myself a new car,

and I'm really liking
my manager, Glenn.

In case you can't tell,
I've a manager named Glenn and I really like him.

Hello, fellow travelers
on science's...

Yeah, we don't
have time for this.

How great are we?

Barry's getting
to meet his hero.

I can't wait to see
how happy he is now.

I think we
butterfly effected.

I told you if we played
loud enough we'd get fans.

All right!

I can't see them.
I have hair in my eyes.

What are you guys doing?

Our band Heart Rocket
is changing the face of rock.

I'm changing hats.

What's the difference?

This one's on backwards.

(LAUGHING) It is!

Ray, the pizza guy,
what are you doing here?

Uh, former pizza guy.
I quit to join Heart Rocket.

When I called my manager,
Glenn, to tell him I was out of the pizza game,

he quit too.

Now he's the butt-faced
manager of our band.

In case you can't tell,
his name is Glenn...

ALL: And we hate him!

This is terrible. This whole
butterfly effect thing has changed their whole lives.

I mean, I love the splash
of color in Barry's hair and I might try it sometime,

but still, this is terrible.

Maybe we changed
everything for the better.

Maybe they're going
to be the world's greatest band.

Two, three, four...

(PLAYING METAL MUSIC)
(INDISTINCT SCREAMING)

Mom said!
Mom said!

Clean my room!
Clean my room! Mom said!

(ALL PANTING)

Nope, this is terrible.

That song's called
Mom I Know I Said I'd Clean My Room,

I'll Get To It Tomorrow.
Please Don't Dock My Allowance.

I wrote that one.
True story.

Barry, what happened
to all your science stuff?

I hate science.

Ever since I met my
former "hero," Dr. Fleming,

I shared some of my
scientific theories with him and he patronized,

mocked and
castigated me.

So I turned my back
on science forever.

(HUFFS)

This one is called Why'd You
Girls Bring That Up? He Was In A Pretty Good Mood Before.

Don't feel bad.
That song's not about you.

This happens a lot.

Two, three, four...

(PLAYING METAL MUSIC)
Why'd you girls! Why'd you girls!

(SHRIEKING)

Bring that up!
Bring that up!

Why'd you girls do that?
Why'd you girls!

Why'd you girls!
Why'd you...

Norm, the boys feel
really bad about how banged up you got playing football.

We feel really bad.

About how
banged up you got.

So we're just gonna
let you stay here and nap

and I'll go have father-son
time with the boys.

No, no, no, I want to
spend time with you guys.

Maybe football
was a little rough,

but there are plenty of other
things we can do together.

Like softball.
And mini-golf.

And lunch.
From a well-reviewed restaurant!

The only thing that
could hurt is my wallet. (LAUGHING)

Oh, we laugh.

Let's go.

I'll take pictures.

(CAMERA CLICKING)

(CAMERA CLICKING)

(CAMERA CLICKING)

(CAMERA CLICKING)

I can't believe I got
injured doing softball, mini-golf, and lunch.

I mean, I went to college
on a lunch scholarship.

That was just
a meal plan, Norm.

On the bright side, I posted
those pictures online and you've become a meme.

Failure to Lunch.

Snack Attack.

And this one's just
called Derp-wich.

(PLAYING METAL MUSIC)

Podcast! Podcast!
Kevin! Kevin!

Kevin! Kevin!

Podcast! Podcast!
Kevin! Kevin!

That one's called Why Do
Only Seven People Listen To My Podcast.

I Mean, Kevin Was On The Last
One And He's Really Funny.

Cyd, huddle up.

All right, so what's
the game plan?

Oh, so that's what
goes on in huddles?

I always thought it was
more of a casual side hug.

I'm starting to think that
Barry was right about this whole butterfly effect thing.

Their music is terrible.
We've ruined their lives.

Calm down. Plenty of
people have terrible bands in high school.

It's not like this band
is their whole life.

It's official.
We're dropping out of high school

to make this band
our whole life.

ALL: Yeah!

I'm with you, Barry.
I've been with this guy

ever since I met him
on my first day of school.

I get it. I'll never be
as close as you two. Man!

Shelbs, huddle up.

What's the game plan, Cyd?
'Cause that's what you do in huddles.

They're dropping out
of school. This is worse than we thought.

We have to go back in
time and keep Barry from meeting Dr. Fleming,

make sure he doesn't
turn out like this.

Sorry, Heart Rocket,
time for you guys to never exist.

ALL: Aw!
Wait, what?

And you said
I couldn't eat 10 butterscotch puddings.

I said you
shouldn't eat 10 butterscotch puddings.

Oh, that makes sense, then.

Okay, we have to keep
Barry from getting in and meeting his hero,

no matter what happens.
Whatever it takes. We cannot fail.

Aw, shuds!

Well, that was easy.

RV lab, time travel laser,
life-sized alien, we're back to normal.

Is it weird that
that's normal for us?

(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN ACCENT)
Teenage girls in my science lab?

What could it mean?
Do I greet them? Do I ask them to leave?

I choose neither.

We didn't reverse
the butterfly effect. We made it worse.

And where did he get
that fake accent? Ball-jankistan?

This accent is the only
voice that matches my internal bleakness.

Even my flatulence
has lost hope.

When I break wind,
it goes, "Why?"

Barry, it's us.
Shelby and Cyd.

Forget it, we butterfly
effected. He doesn't even know who we are.

I know who you are,
neighbor girl and neighbor girl's friend.

At least I think
that's who you are.

I purposely wear the wrong
prescription. I find the eye strain challenging.

If Barry's like this,
I wonder what happened to Naldo.

Barry, where's Naldo?

Why would I know
where he is?

We have nothing to
do with each other.

Aren't you guys friends?

I have no friends. Ha!
Pardon me, that was a burp.

Even my belches
have disdain for your silly questions.

We need to go back
and fix whatever we did.

We can't live in a world
where burps are has and farts are whys.

But we don't
know what we did.

Why go back and risk
making things worse

if we don't even
know what to look for?

If a man were to eat
his own stomach, would he be full?

These are the things
that I think about.

Come on, Dad.
You said we could do timber sports with you.

I know I banged my
head a few times today,

but there is absolutely
no way I said anything about timber sports.

Maybe we said that
to each other, Bret.

That does sound
like us, Chet.

Take a knee, boys.

Guys, I've always had
a good time with you,

but we're all
getting older.

And one of us
can't keep up.

You got to take better
care of yourself, Bret.

No, no, no. I'm saying
we just can't roughhouse the way we used to.

Maybe our days of playing
together like when you were little are over.

We just wanted to
spend time with you.

We were so excited
you were home.

I like spending time
with you guys, too.

I'll figure out something
where I won't get hurt.

I have an idea of
what we can do, Chet.

I like it already, Bret.

Oh! Boys, wait.
I can't get up.

Wow, hearing it out
loud makes it real.

(SIGHS) I've become
one of those dads.

We made you a spa!

It's relaxing and
won't hurt you.

I know. I was here
the whole time you were setting up.

Can someone
please help me?

See? This seaweed wrap
doesn't hurt, does it?

Nope. Doesn't hurt.
Smells like a mermaid's porta potty.

Where did you get it?

From the docks.
I got to ride a tugboat.

Just leave it on
for 45 minutes.

And your skin will
be seaweed smooth.

Oh, Norm, you smell
like an oyster's armpit.

Yep. I just figured out a way
to spend a whole hour with the boys without getting hurt.

Smell like a manatee's
jock strap, but it made them happy.

That's so sweet.
When you're done, hose off in the yard.

You smell like
squid diarrhea.

Huh! Naldo, there you are.

We've been looking for you.

Why? Am I lost?
Ugh, not again.

We need to talk to
you about why Barry is the way he is.

Attention, students!

Today I will exact
my revenge on the Science Club

for preventing me from
meeting Dr. Fleming.

I have reprogrammed
your creations to fall under my control.

Everyone relax.
It's a fake accent.

Now, face the robotic
wrath of Barry Eisenberg.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(AIR HORN BLOWING)

Cliched Prank-Bot
is my favorite.

Wedgie-Bot is
my least favorite.

Barry, you have to stop
terrorizing everyone!

But look at
the joy on my face.

Naldo, we need to figure
out what's going on here.

Why didn't you and Barry
become friends on your first day of school?

All I remember from
that day is I got on the wrong bus

and ended up at the
high school by mistake,

and there were a lot
of kids there to see some famous scientist.

But I don't remember
anything about Barry.

Now can you please
help me down from here?

Don't worry.
Once we go back and change the past,

this you will never
get wedgied because you'll cease to exist.

Cool. Wait, what?

Get this, the day
Barry and Naldo met

is the same day
we went back and messed around with.

We must have prevented
them from meeting somehow.

Oh, we need to go
back and fix it.

And quick, because
Burnt Popcorn-Bot is about to...

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Aw, shuds!

Okay, so far so good.
But where's Naldo?

SHELBY: That's probably him.

How do we know for sure?

Hi, I'm Naldo.

Also, he's wearing a hat.

Floor pudding! Score!

I need a spoon.

The Science Club
will pay for this.

They set me on a path
to supervillain-hood.

Look. If it wasn't for
that floor pudding cup,

they would've
noticed each other.

That's where they were
supposed to have met.

So that how we
butterfly effected.

All we have to do is
go back and pick up

the pudding cup
before Naldo gets it.

I'm the girl for the job.
I've got pudding grabbing skills for days.

Hi, I'm Naldo.

The Science Club
will pay for this.

They set me on a path
to supervillain-hood.

Hi, there.
You seem sad.

Do you like salt
and vinegar chips?

Yes, I do.
We're gonna be good friends.

Hey, I can help
you with the whole supervillain thing.

You know something,
suddenly being a supervillain

doesn't seem so
important anymore.

I'm Naldo.
I'm Barry.

Is Naldo short
for Renaldo?

No.
From now on, it will be.

Our work here is done.

If we go back to the present
and somehow Barry and Naldo are turned into vampires,

I say we just...
Let 'em turn us.

...stake 'em in the heart.

BOTH: Wait, what?

The butterfly effect
is the phenomenon in which small actions

lead to big consequences.

A butterfly
flapping its... Yeah, yeah, we get it.

We already learned
our lesson.

You guys butterfly
effected something?

I cannot believe
you would be so irresponsible...

Barry, relax,
everything's fine.

It's not like
I grew a third nipple or something.

Whoa! A third nipple?

Oh, it just a pepperoni.

Renaldo, that third
nipple talk has calmed my fury.

Once again, your
cool head prevailes.

My cool head's
why I wear a hat.

It's kind of sweet
how Naldo's friendship

keeps Barry from
going off the deep end.

Hey, Barry, we're
out of orange juice.

Can I drink this?
Nope, that will make you explode.

Okay.

And Barry keeps
Naldo alive.

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