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CYD: Does Diesel
look okay to you?
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He has
patchy hair,
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flaky skin
and drippy eyes.
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So, same as always.
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(BURPS)
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Looks like he's
been eating
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old food
mixed in with my clothes.
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Oh, that explains
why my mom washed a taco.
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Oh, my gosh,
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is this a
pizza-slam-rito from seventh grade?
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I mean, a pepperoni
pizza wrapped in beans and guacamole?
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That ad campaign
should not have bragged about it
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giving you
"flavor twitches".
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Pizza-slam-rito,
I love these things.
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I even
made up a theme song,
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? Slam the pizza
Slam slam the pizza
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? Roll it
Hole it
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? You can even
guacamole it
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? Slam
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? Rito ?
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Of course
I remember that song.
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It's the same as
your song for cleaning the bathroom.
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? Scrub the toilet
Scrub scrub the toilet
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? Brush it, flush it
You can even guacamole it ?
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Which is why
I'm the one that cleans the bathroom.
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Now I really want
a pizza-slam-rito.
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Hey, let's time
travel back to the day before
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the health board
banned them for being
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"tummy-busting."
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Why aren't
we jumping?
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Tighter! Tighter!
(GRUNTING)
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Put some muscle
into it, woman!
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It's not working!
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Maybe our
power's broken.
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Guess I'll just
have to eat this old pizza-slam-rito.
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Ooh, too late,
I think Diesel beat you to it.
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Lucky dog.
He's got my flavor twitches.
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(WHIMPERS)
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? I know it sounds crazy
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? But time doesn't faze me
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? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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? Hey, hey
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? Hung out till midnight
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? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
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? Whenever
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? You need me
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? I'm right there with you
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? Whenever
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? There's something
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? You wanna redo
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? The clock is ticking
but not for me
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? I'm living in
a different reality
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? Whenever
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? Whatever
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? Wherever
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? I'm right there with you
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? I'm right there with you
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? Hey, hey ?
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Barry! Shelby
and I tried
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to time travel
and it didn't work.
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Is it possible
we've lost our power?
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One second,
I'm just doing some quick calculations.
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So? Did we lose
our power to time travel?
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No idea. I was
just calculating what percent
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of this applesauce
is cricket parts.
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It really
should be zero.
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Applesauce is made
out of apples,
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but barbecue
sauce goes on barbecue.
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Sauces, right?
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(MIMICS BRAIN EXPLODING)
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I can't believe
we lost our power.
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This is awful!
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Shelby, why don't you
think this is awful?
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You've been so
quiet and you're terrified of silence.
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I am not terrified
of silence.
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Okay, nobody
talk for ten seconds.
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Fine! I'm
blocking us from time traveling!
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And buffalo sauce
isn't made of buffalo
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and doesn't go
on buffalo.
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What do you mean
"blocking us"?
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Well, when you
hugged me to jump
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back for
a pizza-slam-rito,
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I concentrated really
hard on not jumping and we didn't.
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You jammed my jump?
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Barry, is that
even possible?
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Well, according to
this calculation,
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this milk
has exceeded
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the recommended
daily allowance of millipede.
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Which, again,
should be zero.
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And why isn't
it called "salad sauce"?
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What the heck
is "dressing"?
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Why is no
one concerned about this?
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You know,
I think Naldo's onto something.
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Dressing, right?
(MIMICS BRAIN EXPLODING)
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No, don't change
the subject.
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Why don't you
want to go back to that day?
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Is there something
you're hiding?
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(LAUGHS)
What?
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Does this look
like the face of
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somebody hiding
something?
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This might just
be the millipede milk talking,
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but I think
she's hiding something.
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These results
make no sense.
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A meatless burger
should not have human DNA!
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Maybe you're
doing it the wrong way.
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(LAUGHS) I'm doing
it the wrong way.
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Oh, you're serious.
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Well, I'm doing
it with science.
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Some problems
can't be solved with the brain in here,
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they have to be
solved with the brain in here.
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That's your heart.
Yeah, that's the brain I'm talking about!
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You have to
see it in here.
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You have to believe.
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Renaldo, you can't
believe something into being.
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That's not science,
that's hogwash.
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Barry, as someone
who's been washed by a hog,
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I find that offensive.
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Can you guys help
us build model rockets for science class?
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One of us can
and one of us can't.
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We want the
one who can.
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This is the
perfect opportunity for
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Renaldo and me
to settle a disagreement
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we've been having
about which scientific approach is best.
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Nice going, Bret.
You set him off on a tangent.
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Then it is decided,
I will take Chet... Nope!
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Bret.
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And we will
build a rocket using our brains.
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And I will
take Bret... Nope.
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Chet.
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And we will make
a rocket fly, by using our hearts.
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Wait a minute, Renaldo.
Did you say you'd been washed by a hog?
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I got the good one.
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Slam-rito!
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What are
you doing?
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You're jamming us
from traveling back to pizza-slam-rito day,
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so I gotta
resort to the sneak attack.
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You're trying
to jack my jam?
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'Cause you're
jamming my jump!
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Cyd, I'm not
going to back to pizza-slam-rito day.
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Oh, you will.
I'm gonna roll you, hole you,
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and when you
least expect it, guacamole you.
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Slam! Rito!
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Slam-rito!
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Jump jammed!
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Ooh, I really
like your socks.
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Wait, come back,
I fell asleep!
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Can you open
the window, please?
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Slam-rito!
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I really had
faith in that one.
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Come on, Shelby.
Why won't you go back to that day?
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What are you
trying to hide?
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Okay, fine.
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The reason I don't
wanna go back to that day was because
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that's the day
my cat ran away.
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Nope.
I went over my data plan.
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Nuh-uh.
A third reason.
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Okay, you leave
me no choice.
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I'm gonna do the
one thing that
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makes you let
your guard down.
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No. No.
Not the doomsday option.
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You promised
we would never go there.
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You brought this
on yourself.
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Ticky, ticky, ticky,
ticky, ticky, ticky. (LAUGHS)
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It's not just
the tickling! Ticky, ticky, ticky.
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It's the way you say
"ticky, ticky!" Ticky, ticky, ticky.
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It's so weird!
Ticky, ticky, ticky.
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(LAUGHING)
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Yes, pizza-slam-rito,
we're back in seventh grade.
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Stupid doomsday option.
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Let's take a
time selfie and see what we
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looked like
back now.
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SHELBY: Ooh, my
awkward phase.
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It was my
awkward phase too.
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Remember, my mom
wouldn't let me shave my legs?
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It was the
summer of pants.
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Yep, awkward for
both of us. Let's go back.
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Look, there's Jen.
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CYD: She's handing
out invitations.
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Wait, this is
the day Jen didn't invite us
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to her birthday party.
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That's why you
didn't want to come back here.
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Well, yeah, you
were so bummed when she invited
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the whole
school except us.
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You were just trying
to protect me from reliving that, weren't you?
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Yeah. So come on,
let's get out of here.
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We don't need to
relive her not inviting us to her party.
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I'm inviting you
to my party.
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I don't get it.
In the original past, Jen never invited us,
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so why is this
past different?
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Because,
um, ooh,
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pizza-slam-rito.
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Wow! Those flavor
twitches really come at ya.
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Jen, invited us
to her party.
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Why is this
past different than I remember?
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Maybe your memory
isn't as sharp as it used to be.
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I mean, face it, Cyd,
you're getting old.
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(SHOUTING) Did you hear
that, Cyd? I said you're getting old!
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Let's go back
to the present.
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No, we're not
going anywhere until you tell me
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what's going on.
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Do you really want
to live through middle school again?
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This was the
year you got your first peer...
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Ugh, not my
first peer...
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Yep. Your first
peer counseling session with Ms. Kemper.
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And all she wanted
to do was talk about your period.
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Ugh, I cannot go
through that again!
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Look, Cyd,
Jen did invite us to her party.
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But in that past,
she gave me the invitations.
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I threw them out
and let you think we were never invited.
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But you knew how
much I wanted to be friends with Jen.
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She's cool, she's real,
and she's comfortable enough with herself
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to fart in
front of dudes.
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I was trying
to protect you.
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I mean, Jen is
bad news,
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with her tattoos
and her purple hair and a third reason.
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I can't believe I've
missed out on two years of cool times with Jen.
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I'm gonna
go get me some of that.
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Wait, I'll fart
in front of dudes with you!
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(GRUNTS AND STRAINS)
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The mind is willing
but the body isn't.
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Bret, why are
you dressed like me?
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I always dress
like the person I'm playing with.
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Why do you
think I dress like Chet?
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Because you're
identical twins.
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That's crazy talk.
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Okay, then.
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It's time for us
to use our brains to build this rocket.
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But first,
we must ask ourselves
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the question every
scientist asks
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before beginning
a project, "Why?"
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Why?
Exactly. You're catching on quick.
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Why?
Well, clearly I'm an excellent teacher.
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Why?
Okay, stop asking me why.
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Why?
That was a test. Never stop asking why!
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Sorry to
interrupt, Barry.
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I just
wanted to get a quick snack.
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Why?
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Gosh, I never
thought about it.
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Am I hungry
or am I just bored?
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So, Renaldo,
as you can see,
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we're off to
a good start using our brains.
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How's your heart
rocket coming?
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"Heart Rocket"!
That's an awesome name for a band.
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Shuds! I thought
I was mocking you,
246
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,083
but it is an
awesome name for a band.
247
00:11:04,124 --> 00:11:05,545
How about this?
248
00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:07,587
How is your
heart-quest for rocketry going?
249
00:11:07,587 --> 00:11:09,129
"Heart-quest
for rocketry"
250
00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:10,170
could be
Heart Rocket's first single.
251
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,381
Shuds! It is the
perfect name for
252
00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:12,462
Heart Rocket's
first single.
253
00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:15,425
Anyway, it's
going great.
254
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,387
We're getting
really close. Gotta go.
255
00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:21,852
You're right,
I don't need this. I was just hungry.
256
00:11:26,606 --> 00:11:28,478
You hear that?
257
00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:30,731
Renaldo and Chet
are getting really close to finishing their rocket.
258
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,813
We need to spy
on them and observe their progress.
259
00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,985
I am talking
espionage. Duplicity.
260
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,738
The subtle art
of covert operations.
261
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,820
Are you with me?
262
00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,952
You have
bushy eyebrows.
263
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:49,089
So now Cyd is
off trying to cram two years of
264
00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:51,631
cool times with
Jen into one day.
265
00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:53,964
Sounds like a
recipe for disaster, right, Little Barry?
266
00:11:57,297 --> 00:11:59,339
I wish you would
stop calling me "Little Barry."
267
00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:01,181
It bothers me.
268
00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:04,104
I'm already 12
and I haven't hit my growth spurt yet.
269
00:12:04,104 --> 00:12:08,018
Aw, don't worry.
It'll happen. Probably in two years.
270
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,150
Yeah. I bet
in two years I'll be taller
271
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,652
and powerfully muscled
and super cool!
272
00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:13,653
Well, you'll
be taller.
273
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,488
BOTH: (RAPPING)
? Roll it, hole it You can even guacamole it!
274
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,821
BOTH:
? Slam! Rito. ?
275
00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:25,415
Jen, we are
having some cool times right now!
276
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,578
What do you
say we get into some trouble
277
00:12:28,578 --> 00:12:30,130
and make
some memories?
278
00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:31,251
You down for that?
279
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,252
Whatever.
280
00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:37,137
Wow! You said it
and it's tattooed on your knuckles!
281
00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:40,050
I've never seen
someone care so much about not caring.
282
00:12:42,182 --> 00:12:45,345
Gah! Jen is
already a bad influence on Cyd!
283
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:47,057
Before you know it,
they'll drop out of school,
284
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,268
go on a crime spree,
285
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,100
go to prison,
get paroled,
286
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,481
get offered a spot
in a jail-to-job program called
287
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:52,652
the Second
Chance Bakery
288
00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:53,733
but they
won't take it
289
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:54,895
'cause they're
bad girls!
290
00:12:56,656 --> 00:12:57,737
What are you
talking about?
291
00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:59,199
Jen's really nice,
292
00:12:59,199 --> 00:13:01,201
even when
I laugh at her misplaced modifiers.
293
00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:04,364
"At six months old,
my father built a house for me."
294
00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:07,577
(CHUCKLES) She's making
it sound like her father is a baby contractor!
295
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,082
That's hilarious.
296
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:15,375
A baby can't get
a contracting license in the state of Oregon.
297
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,837
Well, that is not
why it's funny.
298
00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,511
Maybe Jen is
nice to you,
299
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:23,303
but just
look at her.
300
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,555
That purple hair,
those tattoos.
301
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,517
Those tattoos
are temporary.
302
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,389
She spends her
weekends giving them to kids at the hospital.
303
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:31,141
And she even
has "whatever" on her knuckles,
304
00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:34,895
because she'll do
whatever it takes for those kids.
305
00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:39,439
But that would mean
I was judging Jen without getting to know her first.
306
00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,201
Is that what
I was doing?
307
00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:43,203
Actually, Jen reminds
me a lot of Cyd.
308
00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:44,945
They're both tough
on the outside,
309
00:13:44,945 --> 00:13:46,076
but sweet
on the inside.
310
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,869
Like this coconut.
311
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,250
Which I've been
carrying around with me
312
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,541
in case I needed
to make an analogy.
313
00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:53,543
Your work here is done.
314
00:13:57,087 --> 00:14:01,171
Oh, my gosh!
Jen and Cyd do have a lot in common.
315
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,093
Maybe deep down,
that's what I was afraid of when
316
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,886
I threw out
Jen's invitations.
317
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,138
I've gotta go.
Thanks, Little Barry.
318
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,519
NALDO: Hey, buddy.
319
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:11,311
Renaldo, you had
your growth spurt two months ago.
320
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:13,143
Why are you
still wearing your old clothes?
321
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:17,898
'Cause you
haven't had your growth spurt.
322
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,859
We made a pact.
323
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,032
I don't shop in the
men's section until you shop in the men's section.
324
00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:23,153
Bros before grows.
325
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,907
Thanks, Renaldo.
Growing up is hard.
326
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,909
I know. Just like
this coconut.
327
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,201
Can you believe someone
threw away this perfectly good analogy coconut?
328
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,503
For the past hour,
all Renaldo and Chet have been doing
329
00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:45,465
is staring up
at the sky.
330
00:14:45,465 --> 00:14:47,807
How could they
possibly be close to completing their rocket?
331
00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:50,220
But I know Renaldo,
he wouldn't lie and say they were close
332
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,392
unless they were close.
333
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,976
I'm so happy that
this project has allowed us to get so close.
334
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:58,148
To each other.
And become friends.
335
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,189
Which is what
I meant by close.
336
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,402
We are close,
aren't we?
337
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,574
I was just
telling Barry how close we are.
338
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:06,866
He seemed
genuinely interested in our closeness.
339
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,993
BARRY: I can't hear
what they're saying.
340
00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:14,704
If only I could
get closer.
341
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,246
But I can't
go out there, they'd recognize me.
342
00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:18,918
And the only
disguise I have is too small for me.
343
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,800
I need someone
smaller who would fit into it.
344
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:23,964
But who?
345
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,505
I'll go get Chet,
he loves spying.
346
00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:29,099
No! We're spying
on Chet!
347
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:30,220
You have to do it.
348
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,262
Chet's gonna be
so jealous.
349
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,313
I'm gonna go tell him.
350
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:39,359
Home base to Bret.
Move into position.
351
00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:51,281
When do we
get to see our rocket fly?
352
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,913
A rocket doesn't
fly until you believe it does.
353
00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:55,745
I can't hear.
Implement phase two.
354
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:01,291
Close your eyes, Chet.
355
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,423
But how will I see
the rocket if I close my eyes?
356
00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:05,585
You're not gonna
see it fly with your face eyes,
357
00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:08,468
you're gonna see
it fly with your heart eyes.
358
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,300
Do you know
how the body works?
359
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:16,226
No, but I
believe it does.
360
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,058
Oh, thank goodness,
they have no idea what they're doing.
361
00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:21,021
Bret, get
back in here.
362
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,402
This is no
time to spy!
363
00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:23,443
We have a
rocket to build!
364
00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:32,912
Bret, what's
taking so long?
365
00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:34,284
Diesel's in my pot.
366
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,285
Well, get him out.
367
00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:37,457
I can't.
368
00:16:37,457 --> 00:16:39,619
I think I'm his
territory now.
369
00:16:45,385 --> 00:16:47,677
Little Barry,
I've looked everywhere for Cyd and Jen,
370
00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:48,838
but I can't find them.
371
00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:50,390
And why are you
suddenly taller?
372
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,305
If I don't do this,
Renaldo will continue to look silly.
373
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,479
I really want
to find Cyd to apologize.
374
00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:02,192
I never should have
stopped her from being friends with Jen.
375
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,404
Why would I think
Jen would get her into trouble?
376
00:17:04,404 --> 00:17:05,945
You girls are
in deep trouble!
377
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:09,149
I'm gonna go
tell your principal.
378
00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:10,780
I'm taking
you downtown.
379
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,282
But first,
have one of these
380
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,533
delicious cookies
I made.
381
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,576
Because in the joint,
382
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,288
it's nothing but
bologna sandwiches and toilet punch!
383
00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:22,622
So no cookies?
384
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,345
I can't believe we
boosted that case of pizza-slam-ritos.
385
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,978
One afternoon with you
and I'm already in the back seat of a police car.
386
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,520
Man, you are so tough.
387
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,733
(CRYING) I'm so scared!
388
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:47,187
Okay, a little less tough.
389
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:50,650
Everyone warned me,
390
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,322
"Okay, stay away from
the girl who wore pants all summer,
391
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,493
"she is bad news."
392
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,406
But I didn't
wanna judge you.
393
00:17:57,657 --> 00:18:02,202
(WAILS) I should've
judged you!
394
00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:04,294
Judge me?
But you're the bad girl.
395
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:07,337
You're cool times
Jen with the whatever knuckles!
396
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,922
And why are they
rubbing off all over your face?
397
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,016
(WAILING) They're temporary!
398
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,521
Whoa, Jen,
I'm really sorry.
399
00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:22,932
You know, when I said,
400
00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:25,225
"Let's boost
that case of pizza-slam-ritos,"
401
00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:28,728
and you said,
"No, please, I don't wanna get in trouble,"
402
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,440
I thought you were
being sarcastic.
403
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,111
But I'm beginning
to think I read that wrong.
404
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,828
The rocket is complete.
405
00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:41,000
The hatch is open.
406
00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:43,122
The hatch is closed.
407
00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:46,045
The skylight is open.
408
00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:50,510
Ignition in
T-minus five, four...
409
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:53,303
Perhaps you'd feel
more comfortable if you changed.
410
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,424
(WHISPERS) He won't let me.
411
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,425
(GNARLS)
412
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,222
Three, two...
413
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,268
This is it, Chet.
414
00:19:08,268 --> 00:19:09,439
See the rocket.
415
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,690
See it with
your heart eyes.
416
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:14,364
Naldo, I see
the rocket!
417
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:16,866
With your heart eyes?
And with my face eyes!
418
00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,410
We did it, Chet!
419
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,782
I told you all you
had to do was believe.
420
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:26,246
See that, Renaldo?
We win. That's our rocket.
421
00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:27,707
That's not your rocket.
That's our rocket.
422
00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,459
But we built it.
423
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,591
But we believed
we would see a rocket. And we saw a rocket.
424
00:19:31,591 --> 00:19:33,503
Because I made one
and launched it!
425
00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:36,466
Okay, Barry,
I'm done with it.
426
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,597
It can be
your rocket now.
427
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,391
It was always
my rocket!
428
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:49,689
Okay. Let it out.
Let it out. Let it out. (CRIES)
429
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,521
Hold it in.
Hold it in. Hold it in.
430
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,773
(GASPING AND WHIMPERING)
431
00:19:53,773 --> 00:19:54,984
That's worse.
Let it out. Let it out.
432
00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:56,236
Let it out.
(CRIES)
433
00:19:57,907 --> 00:20:00,159
Oh, my gosh!
You guys okay?
434
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,493
Your friend just
ruined my life!
435
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,536
Look, Jen,
I know you're not gonna understand this,
436
00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:08,828
but I'm sorry
I misjudged you.
437
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,920
You know,
it's kind of what started this whole...
438
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,254
Wow, she's fast.
439
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,545
Too bad she doesn't
run that fast with
440
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:17,597
a case of slam-ritos
on her back.
441
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,100
Guess I went
a little overboard
442
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,892
trying to have
cool times with Jen.
443
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,604
Well, you were only
doing it because
444
00:20:24,604 --> 00:20:26,556
I kept you from
being friends with her in the first place.
445
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,308
And I know why.
446
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:29,649
You and Jen
are coconuts.
447
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,691
Hey! I think.
I don't know.
448
00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:32,982
I have no idea
what that means.
449
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,737
I was afraid
you and Jen had so much in common
450
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,409
that you'd like
her more than me.
451
00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:42,161
And if you
became friends, I would lose you.
452
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:44,414
So you kept me
from being friends with Jen
453
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,205
because you wanted
me all to yourself?
454
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,128
Yeah. Do we
have an unhealthy relationship?
455
00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:51,751
Yeah. But it works.
456
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,753
I didn't want to
ruin Jen's life.
457
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,215
The only life I wanna
ruin is yours.
458
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,587
I am so okay
with that.
459
00:20:57,587 --> 00:20:58,878
Do we need help?
460
00:20:58,878 --> 00:20:59,879
Yeah.
461
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,474
So what do you say
we get the heck out of this cop car?
462
00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:05,555
Future me!
463
00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:10,560
Too far in the future!
464
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,891
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
465
00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,062
Someone's coming!
466
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:17,357
(BOTH SCREAM)
467
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,321
I can't believe
we went back
468
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,822
to that scary
future lab again!
469
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:24,744
And who was that
man in the suit?
470
00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:26,075
Why you gotta
assume it was a man?
471
00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:27,707
You know, you're right.
Women can do anything.
472
00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:31,621
We are doctors,
lawyers, a third thing.
473
00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:34,043
We can strap
people to tables and experiment on them!
474
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,715
We will not
be held back!
475
00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:37,126
Okay. You know,
good for that woman scientist
476
00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:38,678
strapping us to
those tables.
477
00:21:38,678 --> 00:21:40,049
Why are we suddenly
on her side?
478
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,801
She's strapping
us to tables!
479
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,052
You're right. Let's go back
to assuming it was a dude.
480
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,093
I hate that jerk.
481
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,640
Isn't it great
how you can just believe in
482
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,482
the thing you
want and it will come?
483
00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:54,484
I'm believing in
a three-foot hero.
484
00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:56,486
I'm believing in
a three-foot hero.
485
00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:58,398
Mine's turkey
and pastrami.
486
00:21:58,398 --> 00:22:00,199
Mine's a really
short fireman.
487
00:22:02,782 --> 00:22:05,365
I'm believing in that cute
girl Becky from math class.
488
00:22:09,118 --> 00:22:12,792
It's happening.
And her breath smells just like I imagined.
489
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:13,713
(DIESEL BURPS)
490
00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:18,313
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