Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:13,054
(SNORING)
2
00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:15,136
Cyd, wake up.
3
00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:19,100
Cyd, wake up.
4
00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:24,145
Cyd, wake up!
5
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:26,816
(SNORES)
6
00:00:26,817 --> 00:00:27,867
Really?
7
00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,284
(GRUNTS)
8
00:00:35,996 --> 00:00:38,159
Cyd, I think
you fell out of bed.
9
00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:42,292
Shelby, if you woke me up
before the alarm went off...
10
00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,343
I didn't.
(BEEPING)
11
00:00:44,215 --> 00:00:45,265
Okay, I did.
12
00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,468
I just couldn't sleep.
13
00:00:48,469 --> 00:00:51,841
I'm so excited
that my best friend is living with me forever.
14
00:00:51,842 --> 00:00:56,015
Well, just until my parents
get back from their archeological dig in Peru.
15
00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:59,099
Well, yeah,
but that's gonna be, like, three years.
16
00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,181
Unless they get entombed.
Then it will be forever.
17
00:01:01,182 --> 00:01:02,992
(GASPS) Was it bad
that I said that?
18
00:01:02,993 --> 00:01:06,276
I just love that
you're staying here.
19
00:01:06,277 --> 00:01:08,398
I love it, too.
Which is why I haven't zipped you
20
00:01:08,399 --> 00:01:10,820
inside my heavy bag
for waking me up in the morning.
21
00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:11,871
(YELLS)
22
00:01:13,614 --> 00:01:15,325
You say scary
things sometimes.
23
00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,826
You love it
when I say scary things sometimes.
24
00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,409
Well, you're just
so good at it. I am good at it.
25
00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,411
It's pretty cool
your parents are letting me stay here.
26
00:01:21,412 --> 00:01:24,624
Well, of course, they are.
They love you. My whole family loves you.
27
00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,336
Your brothers
definitely love me.
28
00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,878
Did you see this
video they sent me?
29
00:01:28,879 --> 00:01:31,171
These flowers
are for you, Cyd.
30
00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:32,842
I'm giving her
flowers, Chet.
31
00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,715
No, I'm giving
her flowers, Brett.
32
00:01:36,427 --> 00:01:37,678
(GRUNTS)
33
00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:43,853
Well, aside from that,
me and Diesel are gonna be real happy here.
34
00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,148
Yeah, don't you think
Diesel would be happier living outside?
35
00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,320
(GROWLING)
36
00:01:53,654 --> 00:01:55,365
We can't let him
hit the streets.
37
00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,416
He'll fall right back
into the thug life.
38
00:01:58,539 --> 00:02:00,500
Hey, I was thinking
39
00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:03,333
maybe we could put up
some of my stuff, you know,
40
00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:06,747
make my side of the room
a little more me.
41
00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,961
Wow! Uh, yeah,
42
00:02:11,962 --> 00:02:14,514
maybe we can put
zom-bozo up later.
43
00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:16,516
Or never.
44
00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:19,599
MOM: Girls, time to get
your Monday on! Coming, Mom!
45
00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,181
Hurry up,
let's get to school.
46
00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,972
I'm asking Cameron
to the dance today.
47
00:02:22,973 --> 00:02:26,686
I put together one of my big,
crazy, elaborate plans.
48
00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:28,898
You know how I love to do
things big, right, Cyd?
49
00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:29,949
(SNORES)
50
00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:34,485
Really?
51
00:02:37,538 --> 00:02:40,330
I'm so hungry.
If I don't get some food in me right now,
52
00:02:40,331 --> 00:02:42,081
my stomach's gonna
take me out back
53
00:02:42,082 --> 00:02:43,532
and beat me
with a phone book.
54
00:02:45,336 --> 00:02:46,786
No, we have to hurry.
55
00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:48,248
If my brothers
hear us they'll...
56
00:02:48,249 --> 00:02:49,299
Ow!
57
00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:52,842
Cyd, because
you're so special...
58
00:02:52,843 --> 00:02:54,134
We wanted to say...
59
00:02:55,886 --> 00:02:58,137
"Yo Rick?" Who's Rick?
60
00:02:58,138 --> 00:02:59,759
Yours was supposed
to say "you."
61
00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,931
And yours was
supposed to say "rock."
62
00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,182
You ruined it, Chet!
63
00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,895
No, you ruined it, Brett!
64
00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:15,024
But I didn't get
to have breakfast.
65
00:03:15,025 --> 00:03:17,076
We have to
stop by Barry's lab on the way to school.
66
00:03:17,077 --> 00:03:18,818
He's helping me
ask Cameron to the dance.
67
00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:21,321
I probably should've
mentioned this before I moved in with you,
68
00:03:21,322 --> 00:03:26,035
but I have this weird
condition where I need to eat.
69
00:03:26,036 --> 00:03:28,999
No time. Barry,
open up, it's us!
70
00:03:30,331 --> 00:03:31,381
Smell this.
71
00:03:32,293 --> 00:03:33,423
BOTH: Ugh!
Nasty!
72
00:03:33,424 --> 00:03:35,635
Yes, it is.
Now smell this.
73
00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:37,387
BOTH: Ugh!
What are you doing?
74
00:03:37,388 --> 00:03:39,389
A behavioral study
to see if people will continue
75
00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,551
to smell things after the
first thing smells terrible.
76
00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:44,764
Here, smell this.
Ugh, why did I do that?
77
00:03:44,765 --> 00:03:46,635
That's what I'm trying
to figure out.
78
00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,480
Hey, guys!
BOTH: Hey, Naldo.
79
00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:51,941
Check out our new
chest hair machine!
80
00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:53,813
It's not a chest hair
machine, Renaldo.
81
00:03:53,814 --> 00:03:57,116
It's an experiment
to cure baldness using accelerated photons
82
00:03:57,117 --> 00:04:00,950
in a quantized
fermion field to stimulate follicular generation.
83
00:04:00,951 --> 00:04:03,841
I'm sorry to dumb it down,
I'm not trying to patronize you.
84
00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:06,496
But you said
if I point it at my chest,
85
00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,627
it'll give me
chest hair.
86
00:04:07,628 --> 00:04:09,499
I said, "Don't point it
at your chest,
87
00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,670
"or it will give you
chest hair."
88
00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:11,831
But what if I want
chest hair?
89
00:04:11,832 --> 00:04:13,402
Why would you
want chest hair?
90
00:04:14,084 --> 00:04:15,506
So I can shave it.
91
00:04:15,507 --> 00:04:19,339
Barry, I thought you
were working on my big plan
92
00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:21,551
to ask Cameron
to the dance. And I am.
93
00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,223
I've rigged everything
so that at exactly 8:46 this morning,
94
00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:25,975
the school's P.A.
system will blast
95
00:04:25,976 --> 00:04:27,096
Cameron's favorite
music...
96
00:04:27,097 --> 00:04:28,597
Fist-pumping-jaw-droppers.
97
00:04:31,392 --> 00:04:33,483
The vents will flood
the hall
98
00:04:33,484 --> 00:04:34,694
with his favorite
smell...
99
00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:36,745
Fist-pumping-jaw-dropper
body spray.
100
00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:43,072
And finally the
Pep Squad's confetti cannons will go off
101
00:04:43,073 --> 00:04:45,455
as the school's digital
projector poses the query,
102
00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,617
"Will you go to
the dance with me?"
103
00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:48,708
All you have to do
is stand in front
104
00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:49,829
of Cameron's locker
when it happens.
105
00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,961
My part's feeling
kinda simple.
106
00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:54,123
Yes, well, we scientists
like to limit
107
00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:57,257
the number of
unstable variables, or what we call "people."
108
00:04:58,629 --> 00:05:00,720
NALDO:
Barry, I think it's working!
109
00:05:00,721 --> 00:05:03,132
(WHIRRING)
110
00:05:03,133 --> 00:05:06,636
That machine is not
supposed to make your chest emit smoke.
111
00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:08,187
What if I want my chest
to emit smoke?
112
00:05:08,188 --> 00:05:10,418
Why would you want
your chest to emit smoke?
113
00:05:11,141 --> 00:05:12,312
'Cause it looks cool.
114
00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,194
Ooh, somebody's
barbecue-ing.
115
00:05:17,197 --> 00:05:18,699
That would be you.
116
00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:22,862
Ugh, I'm starving.
117
00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:25,034
Barry's gotta have
something to eat around here.
118
00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,076
This plan to ask Cameron
is gonna work, right?
119
00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,408
I mean, it's gotta work.
120
00:05:28,409 --> 00:05:30,660
It's got everything
a great love story has.
121
00:05:30,661 --> 00:05:33,584
Music, confetti, body spray.
122
00:05:36,507 --> 00:05:38,128
Oh, no. What's that?
123
00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:42,101
(CRACKLING)
124
00:05:47,468 --> 00:05:48,518
(SCREAMING)
125
00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:56,686
What was that?
126
00:05:56,687 --> 00:05:58,528
The Chest Hair
Machine just...
127
00:05:58,529 --> 00:05:59,579
BOTH: Chest hair!
128
00:06:00,901 --> 00:06:01,981
I'm good. You?
129
00:06:01,982 --> 00:06:03,312
No more than
I came in with.
130
00:06:04,575 --> 00:06:05,865
Phew.
131
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,409
I was worried
maybe that laser did something to us.
132
00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:16,956
? I know it sounds crazy
133
00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:19,669
? But time doesn't faze me
134
00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:23,342
? Ever since it lost
its hold on me
135
00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:25,465
? Hey, hey
136
00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:28,007
? Hung out till midnight
137
00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:30,600
? Missed the curfew,
that's all right
138
00:06:30,601 --> 00:06:34,144
? I'm back to bed
and right on time, you'll see
139
00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,016
? Whenever
140
00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:38,568
? You need me
141
00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:41,360
? I'm right there with you
142
00:06:41,361 --> 00:06:42,692
? Whenever
143
00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:47,236
? There's something
you wanna we do
144
00:06:47,237 --> 00:06:49,659
? The clock is ticking
but not for me
145
00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,411
? I'm living in
a different reality
146
00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,743
? Whenever
147
00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:55,124
? Whatever
148
00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,586
? Wherever
149
00:06:56,587 --> 00:06:59,709
? I'm right there with you
150
00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,541
? I'm right there with you
151
00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:02,883
? Hey, hey ?
152
00:07:20,164 --> 00:07:24,864
Why did you
pull me away from the vending machine?
153
00:07:24,865 --> 00:07:26,405
You were taking forever.
154
00:07:26,406 --> 00:07:28,738
But I put the dollar in
and it spit it out
155
00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,700
and I put the dollar in
and it spit it out
156
00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,872
and I put the dollar in
and it spit it out.
157
00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:34,244
I was so close!
158
00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:39,128
SHELBY: Look!
There's Cameron!
159
00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:41,460
He's so interesting
to talk to.
160
00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,611
Probably.
I don't care.
161
00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,715
Cyd, I know what
you're thinking.
162
00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,508
Chimichangas.
Wow, I was way off.
163
00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:51,761
Will you instead
accept one of my best friend speeches?
164
00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,092
(CLEARS THROAT)
165
00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:56,646
"Cyd, after Cameron says yes
and we're all BF/GF,
166
00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:58,147
"I just want you to know,
167
00:07:58,148 --> 00:08:00,730
"that nothing is going
to get in the way of our friendship."
168
00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,101
So if I'm to
understand you correctly,
169
00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:04,404
there is no
chimichangas?
170
00:08:06,196 --> 00:08:07,657
(MUSIC PLAYING)
171
00:08:07,658 --> 00:08:09,949
There's the
fist-pumping-jaw-dropper.
172
00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,741
Fist-pumping-jaw-dropper
body spray.
173
00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,703
I have to go stand
in front of Cameron's locker like Barry said.
174
00:08:13,704 --> 00:08:15,535
Hey ya, Shelby!
Got a minute?
175
00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:16,706
Actually it's gonna
take more than a minute.
176
00:08:16,707 --> 00:08:18,958
I have no concept of time.
I'm like a dog that way.
177
00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:20,670
I also sleep at the foot
of my parents' bed,
178
00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,792
which is another way
I'm like a dog.
179
00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,714
Marci, I don't have
time for this!
180
00:08:24,715 --> 00:08:26,465
I got you. Go.
181
00:08:26,466 --> 00:08:28,217
Did I ever tell you
how I learned
182
00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:30,590
I have a severe
Styrofoam sensitivity?
183
00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:32,181
Gosh, your skin is healthy!
184
00:08:32,182 --> 00:08:33,934
I just wanna lick it.
185
00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,596
BARRY: Cyd.
186
00:08:36,597 --> 00:08:40,189
When I returned to my lab, I couldn't
help but notice you destroyed my laser.
187
00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:42,061
Yeah, Shelby said
we should leave a note.
188
00:08:42,062 --> 00:08:44,354
But I was all,
"He'll know it was us. "
189
00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:52,832
(SCREAMS)
190
00:08:55,155 --> 00:08:56,205
(ALL WHOOPING)
191
00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:02,371
Hey! Confetti, music, a sign.
192
00:09:02,372 --> 00:09:05,215
Solid ask.
I would totally say yes to that!
193
00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:09,799
No! Cameron! Wait!
194
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,382
Cyd, when that laser
blasted Renaldo, it was set at two.
195
00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:15,846
You guys were
blasted at 400.
196
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,978
There's no telling
what could've happened.
197
00:09:18,979 --> 00:09:20,850
It could have
sent you to another dimension
198
00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:23,441
or made you time travel
or rendered you invisible!
199
00:09:25,686 --> 00:09:26,766
You're not invisible.
200
00:09:28,899 --> 00:09:31,821
Everything went wrong.
I didn't even get to ask him.
201
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,153
Aw, Shelby,
that bites.
202
00:09:33,694 --> 00:09:35,655
I'm sorry.
203
00:09:35,656 --> 00:09:38,186
I never should have
gotten out of bed this morning.
204
00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:42,753
Why are we
in my bedroom?
205
00:09:43,704 --> 00:09:44,874
(BEEPS)
206
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:45,925
(YELPS)
207
00:09:46,757 --> 00:09:48,417
Is it this morning again?
208
00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:51,380
No. No, no, no.
That is not possible!
209
00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:52,431
(GROWLING)
210
00:09:55,135 --> 00:09:57,306
MOM: Girls, time
to get your Monday on!
211
00:09:57,307 --> 00:10:00,100
It is possible.
I think we just time traveled!
212
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,151
(SCREAMING)
213
00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:12,401
This can't be happening!
214
00:10:12,402 --> 00:10:14,283
It's just some
sort of weird joint nightmare,
215
00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:15,404
but during the day.
216
00:10:15,405 --> 00:10:16,996
Like a daymare?
Exactly! A daymare.
217
00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:19,739
There's no such thing
as a daymare!
218
00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,500
Well, there has to be!
Because otherwise that means
219
00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:23,311
we're really back
to this morning!
220
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,957
Wait, Barry said
the laser that that blasted us
221
00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,948
could make us
time travel. Or invisible.
222
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:34,884
You're not invisible.
We time traveled!
223
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:35,935
Wait.
224
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,557
Let's think about this.
225
00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:40,519
Maybe this is a good thing.
226
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,932
We get to do
today over again.
227
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,974
We can fix everything
that went wrong.
228
00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:47,436
I can re-ask
Cameron to the dance!
229
00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:48,859
I can put on underwear!
230
00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:53,944
Come on, let's get to school!
231
00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:58,949
Ow. Our bodies!
232
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,082
You spelled rock wrong.
233
00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:05,375
How'd she know that?
234
00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:07,627
Who the heck is Rick?
235
00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,381
Time travel's the best.
236
00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:30,149
Why did you think
the vending machine
237
00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:31,480
was going to take
your dollar this time?
238
00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:34,274
We can time travel
and that's what's bumping you?
239
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:38,197
Okay. I'm gonna go
get in position.
240
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,409
I am not messing things up
with Cameron this time.
241
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,032
Hey ya, Shelby!
Oh, no.
242
00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,784
I got you! Go!
243
00:11:44,785 --> 00:11:47,246
So Marci, my girl,
244
00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:48,958
do you have
a flat dollar bill?
245
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,921
I'm talking
vending machine flat.
246
00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:55,424
Sure do.
My grandpappy gave it to me.
247
00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:57,757
It's the only thing
I have left to remember him by.
248
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,839
Great, thanks.
249
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,260
(MUSIC PLAYING)
250
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,511
(SCREAMS)
251
00:12:02,512 --> 00:12:04,434
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
252
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:12,061
The dance, huh?
Solid ask.
253
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:13,403
I'm in.
254
00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:16,947
Well, that's not good.
255
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,860
That was my
"solid ask. I'm in"!
256
00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:23,072
I can't believe this!
Shelby, calm down.
257
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:25,454
I mean, this is
kind of funny when you think about it.
258
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:28,537
I'm sure some day
in the future...
259
00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:30,871
...we'll look back
at this and laugh. (LAUGHS)
260
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,224
You said "Some day
in the future"
261
00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:47,386
and I think we're
in the future now!
262
00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:49,148
Hey, maybe
that's how it works.
263
00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:50,940
We think of a time,
and we travel there.
264
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,601
So if we wanna go back,
265
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:54,193
we just have to think.
Back to before.
266
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:55,354
Nope.
Back to before.
267
00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:56,695
Uh-uh.
Back to before.
268
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:58,819
Still here.
Time travel is so hard!
269
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,901
You guys are
talking again?
270
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,033
You haven't talked
to each other in two years.
271
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,245
It was the same day
I lost my grandpappy's lucky dollar.
272
00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:09,578
Oh, just take it back.
273
00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:13,583
If we're here, where's the future
us who hasn't talked in two years?
274
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,010
I think we are future us!
275
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:23,182
This must be how we
looked to everyone.
276
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:27,016
When we time travel,
we enter our bodies from that time.
277
00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:28,597
This is a disaster!
278
00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:30,768
Why didn't you
stop me from getting bangs?
279
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:34,433
Because you've hated
each other ever since the day
280
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,025
Cyd asked Cameron
to the dance.
281
00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:37,987
I didn't ask him!
Well, he thought you did!
282
00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,568
But I would
never go with him!
283
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,031
Of course not.
'Cause Shelby said you weren't allowed.
284
00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:43,402
Not allowed?
285
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:44,944
And then you told Shelby
that she was too controlling.
286
00:13:44,945 --> 00:13:46,866
When have I ever
been controlling?
287
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,327
You dragged me
out of bed,
288
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,869
you wouldn't let me
eat breakfast.
289
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,710
Oh, come on,
you're not mad about that.
290
00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:53,712
Now you're telling me
what I'm mad about!
291
00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:55,505
Ooh, it's gettin' real.
292
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,958
You won't let me
unpack my stuff!
293
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,839
You won't even let me
hang my poster!
294
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,133
Well, I'm sorry I don't
want Zom-Bozo staring at me while I sleep!
295
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,055
Well, I find him soothing!
296
00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:08,268
Now it's gettin'
really real.
297
00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,890
It's my room!
298
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,351
I thought
it was our room!
299
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,523
I never realized
how selfish you are!
300
00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:17,186
I'm selfish.
Because I don't want to live with a slob.
301
00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:20,617
Well, maybe this slob
doesn't want to live with an uptight scrunch!
302
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:24,193
Yo, I am having
major deja vu here.
303
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,245
This is exactly what
happened two years ago
304
00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:27,907
when you and Cyd
stopped being friends.
305
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,749
You remember,
the day you and I became best friends
306
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,121
and made up our
secret handshake.
307
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,692
I'm pretty sure
we don't have a...
308
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,707
How do I know this?
309
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,001
And why did we
make it so long?
310
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,010
I can't believe
Cyd and I got into such a big fight.
311
00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,681
We've never
fought like that.
312
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,223
I'm surprised
you're still so mad
313
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,935
she stole Cameron from you.
314
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,017
It's not about Cameron.
315
00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:00,229
I mean, yes,
I wanted to go to the dance with him
316
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,191
because he's cute
and cares about the environment
317
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,782
just enough to be
socially conscious
318
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:06,013
but not so much where
he's annoying about it.
319
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:10,079
But Cyd didn't mean
to get that date.
320
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,490
It was a total accident.
321
00:15:11,491 --> 00:15:12,911
Then why were
you fighting?
322
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,413
Because I wanted
to do things my way,
323
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,495
and Cyd wanted to
do things her way.
324
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,587
It's been going on
ever since she moved in.
325
00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:20,879
I've always wondered
why you two were friends anyway.
326
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,211
You're so different.
327
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,752
I mean, Cyd likes
to sleep late.
328
00:15:23,753 --> 00:15:25,544
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, she does.
329
00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:28,097
She'd miss school
if I didn't drag her out of bed.
330
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:30,508
I loved the feeling
of her dead weight in my arms.
331
00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:33,312
She's a crank
when she gets hungry.
332
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:35,224
It's really
the vending machine's fault.
333
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,146
I mean, she put
the dollar in.
334
00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:38,518
What else
could she do?
335
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,230
I just don't get it.
336
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,192
The fact that we're so
different has always been
337
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,614
what's made us so
perfect for each other.
338
00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,276
You know,
I'm no psychologist
339
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:49,238
but my sister's cousin is.
340
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,530
A person who's met one.
341
00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:56,205
And she thinks that
you being so different is why Cyd moved out.
342
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,247
Cyd moved out?
Of course.
343
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,290
After that fight of yours,
she moved in with another friend.
344
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,212
Oh, we talked about this
two years ago,
345
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,795
but it sure is fun
reliving good times.
346
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:09,588
I can't believe
I let things go so far.
347
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:11,140
I've got to find Cyd.
348
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:14,013
This was a terrible mistake.
349
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,307
So you're saying
our best friendship is built on a mistake?
350
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,859
'Cause I can
live with that.
351
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:27,066
You know what,
I'm better off without Shelby.
352
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,487
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not!
353
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,319
Shelby's the best!
I love her!
354
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,111
Yes, Shelby's
the best.
355
00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:35,074
But she drives me crazy!
356
00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,615
You're no help at all!
357
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:38,457
Can't you see
how upset I am?
358
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,460
Actually, no, I'm not
great at interpreting facial expressions.
359
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,213
Fortunately, I have
these emotion cards
360
00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:47,336
to help me determine
that you are bilious.
361
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:48,717
Sanguine?
362
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,219
Phlegmatic?
363
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,690
Perhaps I should
update these. They're from 1870.
364
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:54,933
Hey, Cyd.
365
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:57,226
Oh, my gosh,
why the sad face?
366
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,189
Wait, you got
sad from that?
367
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,190
Yeah, look.
368
00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:03,312
She's got the pouty lip
and the squiggly brow.
369
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,314
Oh, I think I see it.
370
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,147
Now she's mad.
Step back! Step back!
371
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:11,780
Guys, I'm just upset
my best friend and I aren't friends anymore.
372
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,822
Please, it's been
two years.
373
00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:15,704
Perhaps this will help,
374
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:16,826
move on.
375
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:20,369
No, Barry,
376
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:23,372
if you care about somebody,
you don't just give up on them.
377
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:26,336
I can't tell
if you're kidding or phlegmatic.
378
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:30,048
Sometimes two things
just belong together.
379
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,261
Like when you
mix this drippy blue with this jiggly yellow.
380
00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:34,553
I would not mix those.
Of course you wouldn't.
381
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,475
You're too much in here.
382
00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:38,177
In here,
383
00:17:38,178 --> 00:17:40,809
they come together
to make something beautiful.
384
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,561
We have exactly
20 seconds
385
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,393
to get this
into the blast box.
386
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,065
I love the blast box.
387
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:53,152
Hey.
(EXPLOSION)
388
00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:54,654
NALDO: That was awesome!
389
00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:01,200
Cyd, I'm really sorry
I called you a slob.
390
00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:03,252
And I'm sorry
I called you a scrunch.
391
00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,204
Which isn't even a word,
392
00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:07,207
and sometimes
I make up words in anger.
393
00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:11,510
So we're friends again?
394
00:18:11,511 --> 00:18:15,264
Shelby, the whole reason
I didn't go to Peru with my parents
395
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:18,478
was because I was
afraid we wouldn't be friends anymore,
396
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,890
but in this future,
397
00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:24,393
we're not friends anyway.
398
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,066
The minute I moved in
with you, it just...
399
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:28,907
...didn't work.
400
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,991
Maybe we're too different.
401
00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,695
Maybe we're not
meant to be friends.
402
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:41,540
I was saving this
for your wedding day,
403
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:44,293
but now just feels right.
404
00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:46,455
"Today, we are here
to celebrate the marriage
405
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:49,008
"of my best friend
Cyd and Channing Tatum.
406
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:55,133
"Channing Tatum,
sometimes you'll be bothered by Cyd's slobbiness.
407
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,847
"But you're no
peach either, C.T.
408
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,851
"You can be
pretty controlling,
409
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,474
"and maybe
even a scrunch.
410
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,585
"So maybe you and Cyd
are kinda different.
411
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,319
"But here's the thing,
412
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,112
"you don't love each other
because of what you have in common.
413
00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:16,866
"What you have in common
is that you love each other."
414
00:19:16,979 --> 00:19:19,868
That was a really
good speech.
415
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:21,330
You got that I was
Channing Tatum, right?
416
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:23,452
Yeah, I put that together,
Channing and I will never fight.
417
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,284
I know, you guys
are perfect for each other.
418
00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:26,995
(CHUCKLES)
419
00:19:26,996 --> 00:19:29,338
But so are we.
420
00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:31,340
Cyd, I don't
want to lose you.
421
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,502
And I don't
want to lose you.
422
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:36,295
You're the only
best friend I've ever had.
423
00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:39,968
But I can't
live in your room.
424
00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,561
It's not my room.
425
00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:44,303
It's our room.
426
00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:46,144
Do you really
mean that?
427
00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:48,735
Cyd, you're the
only best friend I ever want to have.
428
00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:55,815
We're back.
Don't...
429
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,368
...drop me.
430
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,241
Sorry!
(ALARM BEEPING)
431
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:03,533
(GROWLS)
432
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:07,326
MOM: Girls, time to get
your Monday on!
433
00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:09,207
I was just thinking
about how I wish
434
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,329
we could start
today over.
435
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,630
And we hugged!
436
00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:13,422
Maybe that's it!
We think about a time
437
00:20:13,423 --> 00:20:15,634
while we're hugging
or touching or something.
438
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:16,835
That must be
how it works.
439
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:18,507
Did we just
figure out time travel?
440
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,099
I think we did.
441
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,262
Well, come on,
we gotta get to school
442
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,223
so you can ask
Cameron to the dance.
443
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,227
You know, suddenly
Cameron doesn't seem all that important.
444
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,561
Let's stay here
and put up some of your stuff in our room.
445
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:34,403
Together.
Wow, that was cheesy.
446
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:36,024
You love it
when I'm cheesy.
447
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,566
You're just so
good at it. I am good at it.
448
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,157
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
449
00:20:39,158 --> 00:20:41,069
Oh, no.
450
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,491
I just realized
that the projector, the confetti cannon,
451
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,622
and the
fist-pumping-jaw-dropper
452
00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:45,013
are still set up
at school!
453
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:49,538
The dance, huh?
Solid ask!
454
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,630
I'm in.
455
00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:55,294
I don't know who you are
or how this happened,
456
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,716
but I'm gonna go with it.
457
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,724
Putting this stuff up
is gonna be a ton of work.
458
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:09,187
Ooh, let's jump
forward in time to when it's all done!
459
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,770
How great is time travel?
460
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:17,486
You know, you can put
clothes in your dresser.
461
00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,568
Then where would
Diesel live?
462
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,401
(BARKS AND BURPS)
463
00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:30,119
I'm sure I'll get
used to this someday in the future.
464
00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:37,006
(BOTH SCREAMING)
465
00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:43,181
Was that the future?
466
00:21:43,182 --> 00:21:44,423
We're gonna need to
figure out what that was
467
00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,184
and what it means
and how to avoid it.
468
00:21:46,185 --> 00:21:47,846
We have to talk
to Barry about this.
469
00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:50,268
Cyd, to celebrate
your beauty...
470
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,771
We prepared a little
dance for you.
471
00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:54,702
We're definitely
skipping over this.
472
00:21:58,738 --> 00:22:01,029
(BOTH PANTING)
473
00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:03,702
He's Big Brett!
He's Big Chet!
474
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:05,204
BOTH: Goodnight!
475
00:22:08,538 --> 00:22:10,288
We made a mistake.
476
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:11,460
We need to go back
and see what the heck that was.
477
00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:16,011
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
35048
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof