Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,820 --> 00:00:02,898
What you up to, Jeff?
2
00:00:02,923 --> 00:00:06,327
I'm using this incredible
new app to help me find love.
3
00:00:06,352 --> 00:00:08,719
Ooh. Not her.
4
00:00:08,721 --> 00:00:11,422
Oof! Definitely not her. So ugly.
5
00:00:11,424 --> 00:00:15,226
Are you rejecting these women
based solely on their looks?
6
00:00:15,228 --> 00:00:18,095
- That is really disgusting.
- No, no.
7
00:00:18,097 --> 00:00:19,213
It's much deeper than that.
8
00:00:19,238 --> 00:00:20,671
It also shows me what kind of music
9
00:00:20,696 --> 00:00:24,197
and TV shows they're into, all right?
10
00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,904
Okay, maybe you guys are right.
You know, what am I doing?
11
00:00:26,906 --> 00:00:29,466
I could be closing the door on
a beautiful relationship here.
12
00:00:29,491 --> 00:00:32,459
Here, see this girl?
Not exactly my type.
13
00:00:32,461 --> 00:00:35,795
I'm gonna send her a heart.
14
00:00:35,797 --> 00:00:39,429
Oof! Definitely not him. So ugly!
15
00:00:39,454 --> 00:00:42,402
♪ Three aliens came from the sky ♪
16
00:00:42,404 --> 00:00:44,104
♪ The Galactic Council sent them ♪
17
00:00:44,106 --> 00:00:45,505
all: ♪ And here's the reason why ♪
18
00:00:45,507 --> 00:00:46,806
♪ Their mission is to study ♪
19
00:00:46,808 --> 00:00:49,976
♪ Earth's most average guy ♪
20
00:00:49,978 --> 00:00:51,644
all: ♪ To see if humans are worth saving ♪
21
00:00:51,646 --> 00:00:54,514
♪ Or if everyone has to die ♪
22
00:00:54,516 --> 00:00:56,816
Wait, what?
23
00:00:56,818 --> 00:00:58,551
Man, I don't get it!
24
00:00:58,553 --> 00:01:01,721
Why aren't any of these ladies biting?
25
00:01:01,723 --> 00:01:03,990
I can't just sit back
and watch this anymore.
26
00:01:03,992 --> 00:01:05,658
This man clearly needs help.
27
00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:07,660
Maybe we should let
him use our dating app.
28
00:01:07,662 --> 00:01:09,295
Sorry, guys, I don't
think I have it in me
29
00:01:09,297 --> 00:01:11,064
to fill out any more dating profiles.
30
00:01:11,066 --> 00:01:14,701
If I have to write that I'm
a 420-friendly breast man
31
00:01:14,703 --> 00:01:16,636
one more time, I'm gonna scream.
32
00:01:16,638 --> 00:01:19,072
Jeff, don't worry. This
one does it for you.
33
00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:21,074
Wait, wait, what's happ... [stammering]
34
00:01:21,076 --> 00:01:24,144
Oh! Whoa!
35
00:01:24,146 --> 00:01:26,212
[dings] Okay.
36
00:01:26,214 --> 00:01:28,381
Now let's go find you some soul mates.
37
00:01:28,383 --> 00:01:29,516
[whooshing]
38
00:01:29,518 --> 00:01:32,519
[dramatic music]
39
00:01:32,521 --> 00:01:35,955
♪ ♪
40
00:01:35,957 --> 00:01:38,925
I'm telling you, we live
in a surveillance state.
41
00:01:38,927 --> 00:01:40,860
They're watching our every move.
42
00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:43,363
Denise, I'm sorry, I can't have
43
00:01:43,365 --> 00:01:44,898
another one of these lunches with you.
44
00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,766
They're exhausting.
45
00:01:46,768 --> 00:01:49,369
[machine humming]
46
00:01:49,371 --> 00:01:50,703
Whoa!
47
00:01:50,705 --> 00:01:52,705
I'm compatible with all these babes?
48
00:01:52,707 --> 00:01:55,675
Yeah, right. This is just
everybody that exists.
49
00:01:55,677 --> 00:01:57,043
Now we just got to weed out the ones
50
00:01:57,045 --> 00:01:59,379
you don't connect with emotionally...
51
00:01:59,381 --> 00:02:00,880
- Aw.
- Take out the ones who won't
52
00:02:00,882 --> 00:02:02,949
think your jokes are
funny... That's key.
53
00:02:02,951 --> 00:02:04,784
- What?
- And finally, let's lose
54
00:02:04,786 --> 00:02:07,086
all the ones you won't be
able to satisfy sexually.
55
00:02:07,088 --> 00:02:10,356
Oh, come on! Can't I learn?
56
00:02:10,358 --> 00:02:13,393
Here they are: your lucky love matches.
57
00:02:13,395 --> 00:02:15,028
As soon as I press this button,
58
00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:18,765
you'll be able to experience
true love with Jessica.
59
00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:20,934
True Love? Jessica?
60
00:02:20,936 --> 00:02:22,535
I like the sound of that!
61
00:02:22,537 --> 00:02:26,272
Ah! Oh, my God!
62
00:02:26,297 --> 00:02:28,575
- Oh, what the...
- Darling!
63
00:02:28,577 --> 00:02:31,978
- Do you fancy a cup of tea?
- Oh, she's British!
64
00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:36,115
Yes! Uh, I do, I do, me loves.
65
00:02:36,117 --> 00:02:37,850
- Sorry for the delay...
- Oh!
66
00:02:37,852 --> 00:02:40,920
My little crumpet. I
misplaced my dentures.
67
00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:42,555
I haven't the foggiest
where I put them...
68
00:02:42,557 --> 00:02:43,957
- Oh, my God!
- Let's give him 10 years
69
00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:45,825
to really get the full experience.
70
00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:48,895
[machine whirring]
71
00:02:48,897 --> 00:02:51,798
Ah! Oh, my God! Oh, Jesus, where am I?
72
00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,100
What's happening? What year is it? Ah!
73
00:02:54,102 --> 00:02:56,269
- Oh, you guys!
- Settle down, buddy.
74
00:02:56,271 --> 00:02:58,671
Jeez, it was just a simulation!
75
00:02:58,673 --> 00:03:00,006
How'd it go in there?
76
00:03:00,008 --> 00:03:01,341
How'd it go?
77
00:03:01,343 --> 00:03:03,142
She was 80 years old, you idiots.
78
00:03:03,144 --> 00:03:04,512
She smelled like vinegar.
79
00:03:04,537 --> 00:03:06,913
We spent half of our
time in doctor's offices.
80
00:03:06,915 --> 00:03:08,481
It was absolute bollocks!
81
00:03:08,483 --> 00:03:10,283
Oh, dear, looks like you didn't
82
00:03:10,285 --> 00:03:11,851
open your heart to her at all!
83
00:03:11,853 --> 00:03:15,455
This machine is programmed
to find true love, Jeff.
84
00:03:15,457 --> 00:03:16,689
It doesn't let superficial
85
00:03:16,691 --> 00:03:18,057
details like age get in the way.
86
00:03:18,059 --> 00:03:19,325
There's no way I'm getting
87
00:03:19,327 --> 00:03:21,094
back in that hellbox
88
00:03:21,096 --> 00:03:23,596
without a little vetting first, okay?
89
00:03:23,598 --> 00:03:25,465
Oh, I think you'll like
this next one, Jeff.
90
00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:29,669
27 years old, Columbian,
and extremely fit.
91
00:03:29,671 --> 00:03:33,506
Oh, okay, a little
caliente Latin flavor, huh?
92
00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:35,541
That sounds great. Now we're talking.
93
00:03:35,543 --> 00:03:37,944
Let's do this!
94
00:03:37,946 --> 00:03:39,545
♪ ♪
95
00:03:39,547 --> 00:03:41,412
Oh, God. Oh!
96
00:03:41,437 --> 00:03:43,516
Hola, mi amor.
97
00:03:43,518 --> 00:03:45,318
Hello, sir.
98
00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,153
So? How'd it go, buddy?
99
00:03:47,155 --> 00:03:49,989
Was he as hot in real life
as he looked in the pictures?
100
00:03:49,991 --> 00:03:52,292
We're, uh, obviously
101
00:03:52,294 --> 00:03:54,027
not communicating clearly here.
102
00:03:54,029 --> 00:03:56,562
Yes, as far as men go,
103
00:03:56,564 --> 00:04:00,199
Federico was objectively
extremely handsome,
104
00:04:00,201 --> 00:04:02,669
but there's one problem... Let me guess:
105
00:04:02,671 --> 00:04:05,071
you kept your heart closed again.
106
00:04:05,073 --> 00:04:07,707
Yeah! Because I'm not gay!
107
00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:09,575
Okay? And by the way,
108
00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:10,977
I don't need 10 years with everybody
109
00:04:10,979 --> 00:04:12,645
to see if we match, okay?
110
00:04:12,647 --> 00:04:14,380
Half hour, that's it.
111
00:04:14,382 --> 00:04:17,550
Who's the next one? What's her name?
112
00:04:17,552 --> 00:04:20,486
And what does she look like?
113
00:04:20,488 --> 00:04:23,423
Oh, my God! Mr. Particular!
114
00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:26,693
[sighs] I mean, this next
one's a superstar actress.
115
00:04:26,695 --> 00:04:28,828
Is that a dealbreaker for you too?
116
00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,163
- Huh?
- Her name is
117
00:04:30,165 --> 00:04:32,699
Scarlett Johansson.
118
00:04:32,701 --> 00:04:34,734
What? Scarlett Johansson!
119
00:04:34,736 --> 00:04:37,170
- You know her?
- What, are you crazy?
120
00:04:37,172 --> 00:04:39,205
Everyone knows her! Are you serious?
121
00:04:39,207 --> 00:04:41,341
Scarlett Johansson and I are a match?
122
00:04:41,343 --> 00:04:43,376
That's amazing! Yeah, it says right here
123
00:04:43,378 --> 00:04:45,578
you perfectly complement
each other's hearts and souls.
124
00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:49,082
You know, it's funny, I... I
always felt like we'd get along.
125
00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:51,184
Oh, God, why are we wasting time?
126
00:04:51,186 --> 00:04:54,120
Get me in there!
127
00:04:54,122 --> 00:04:58,424
[operatic music]
128
00:04:58,426 --> 00:05:02,362
Look at me, I'm the
wizard of bubble land!
129
00:05:02,364 --> 00:05:03,363
[laughter]
130
00:05:03,365 --> 00:05:05,598
That's too funny! Stop!
131
00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,433
- [laughing]
- Oh, baby.
132
00:05:07,435 --> 00:05:09,435
Don't you need to start
getting ready for the Oscars?
133
00:05:09,437 --> 00:05:12,372
Pfft! Who cares about some dumb award
134
00:05:12,374 --> 00:05:15,742
when I already have the
world's greatest trophy.
135
00:05:15,744 --> 00:05:18,044
- You.
- Aww.
136
00:05:18,046 --> 00:05:21,114
Now, close your eyes, baby.
137
00:05:21,116 --> 00:05:22,382
Oh, Scarlett.
138
00:05:22,384 --> 00:05:24,617
Oh, Scarlett. Oh, Scarlett.
139
00:05:24,619 --> 00:05:25,918
Oh, Scar...
140
00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,587
Ah! Come on!
141
00:05:27,589 --> 00:05:29,555
How could you just
pull me out like that?
142
00:05:29,557 --> 00:05:31,758
You gave me 10 years with Federico!
143
00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,260
First you want it shorter,
then you want it longer.
144
00:05:34,262 --> 00:05:35,728
I mean, make up your mind!
145
00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:37,430
You know what? It doesn't matter, okay?
146
00:05:37,432 --> 00:05:39,065
I... I got to go find Scarlett,
147
00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:41,601
and make her a part of my life for real.
148
00:05:41,603 --> 00:05:43,236
- Scarlett!
- Scarlett! Over here!
149
00:05:43,238 --> 00:05:44,570
- Over here!
- Scarlett! Scarlett!
150
00:05:44,572 --> 00:05:45,938
Scarlett, we're meant to be together!
151
00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:47,740
We're perfect matches!
152
00:05:47,742 --> 00:05:49,609
We perfectly complement each
others' hearts and souls!
153
00:05:49,611 --> 00:05:51,744
No, Scarlett! I'm the
man of your dreams!
154
00:05:51,746 --> 00:05:53,846
Look! I made a mask of your face!
155
00:05:53,848 --> 00:05:56,282
- [grunting]
- Um...[whispering]
156
00:05:56,284 --> 00:05:58,651
She got a restraining order against me!
157
00:05:58,653 --> 00:06:01,621
I thought the machine said
we were perfect matches,
158
00:06:01,623 --> 00:06:03,756
and I definitely opened my heart, okay?
159
00:06:03,758 --> 00:06:05,291
So that's not the problem.
160
00:06:05,293 --> 00:06:07,026
Yeah, but come on, Jeff,
if you blow it that hard,
161
00:06:07,028 --> 00:06:08,795
you can destroy any kind of love.
162
00:06:08,797 --> 00:06:12,799
Oh, update... looks like you and
Scarlett are no longer matches.
163
00:06:12,801 --> 00:06:15,034
- Sorry, buddy.
- Damn it, damn it, damn it!
164
00:06:15,036 --> 00:06:16,702
You've only got one match left
165
00:06:16,704 --> 00:06:17,970
in the entire world.
166
00:06:17,972 --> 00:06:19,669
You better not goof it up, buddy.
167
00:06:19,694 --> 00:06:20,778
Jesus.
168
00:06:20,803 --> 00:06:22,069
Why is it always so, like,
169
00:06:22,277 --> 00:06:25,688
last chance-y around here?
170
00:06:25,713 --> 00:06:27,252
[grunting]
171
00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:28,625
Oh, holy [bleep].
172
00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:30,251
- Oh,
- [bleep].Oh, yeah.
173
00:06:30,283 --> 00:06:31,283
Oh, yeah.
174
00:06:32,387 --> 00:06:34,053
Here, hit this.
175
00:06:34,055 --> 00:06:36,022
- Oh, yeah.
- Now hit this!
176
00:06:36,024 --> 00:06:39,058
Oh! I love our Sundays!
177
00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,326
I [bleep] love you!
178
00:06:40,328 --> 00:06:42,161
I [bleep] love you!
179
00:06:42,163 --> 00:06:43,696
Uh! Ahh!
180
00:06:43,698 --> 00:06:44,935
Oh, my God.
181
00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,499
That was amazing!
182
00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:47,934
She's perfect.
183
00:06:51,406 --> 00:06:54,407
[opera music]
184
00:06:54,409 --> 00:07:01,347
♪ ♪
185
00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,486
- Hey, honey.
- [gasps]
186
00:07:06,488 --> 00:07:08,054
I just stopped by to tell you
187
00:07:08,056 --> 00:07:09,722
you're the most wonderful
thing in my life.
188
00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:12,225
- You know that?
- Oh, thanks, Stu.
189
00:07:12,227 --> 00:07:13,153
Mwah.
190
00:07:13,178 --> 00:07:16,062
She has a [bleep] boyfriend!
191
00:07:16,064 --> 00:07:18,231
So? What's the problem here, Jeff?
192
00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:19,565
I don't understand.
193
00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:21,567
You get hung up on the weirdest details.
194
00:07:21,569 --> 00:07:23,328
No wonder you can't find love.
195
00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:24,633
I hate this stupid machine.
196
00:07:24,658 --> 00:07:25,404
Get it out of here. I'm done with it.
197
00:07:25,406 --> 00:07:27,006
No, Jeff, don't touch the machine!
198
00:07:27,008 --> 00:07:27,937
- Do not touch the machine!
- [overlapping shouting]
199
00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:29,281
It's thing but trouble and heartache.
200
00:07:29,306 --> 00:07:31,077
Jeff, you can't just...
Simulation in there!
201
00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:31,875
[gasps]
202
00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,113
- [panting]
- [shrieks]
203
00:07:34,115 --> 00:07:35,882
Who... who are you guys?
204
00:07:35,884 --> 00:07:37,917
What the [bleep] is happening?
205
00:07:37,919 --> 00:07:40,653
- Uh...
- Oh, you stupid idiot.
206
00:07:40,948 --> 00:07:48,002
♪♪
207
00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:49,308
Thanks, Jeff.
208
00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,926
These pearl onions are really good.
209
00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:53,447
Oh, I'm so glad you like them.
210
00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:54,790
I... I had to drive to, like,
211
00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:57,526
four different specialty
markets to track them down.
212
00:07:57,528 --> 00:07:59,528
You know they keep mini vampires away?
213
00:07:59,530 --> 00:08:00,662
[chuckles]
214
00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:01,930
That's garlic, not onions,
215
00:08:01,932 --> 00:08:02,965
you ding-dong.
216
00:08:02,967 --> 00:08:04,032
There you go.
217
00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:05,467
There's that little smile.
218
00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:06,868
- [giggling]
- Oh, I like it.
219
00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:09,605
I'm sorry, Jeff, it's just hard for me
220
00:08:09,607 --> 00:08:11,940
to wrap my head around all this.
221
00:08:11,942 --> 00:08:15,344
You created me to find love?
222
00:08:15,346 --> 00:08:17,779
Exactly, yes. And... and there's nothing
223
00:08:17,781 --> 00:08:19,014
to worry about, because
224
00:08:19,016 --> 00:08:20,816
I'm gonna take real good care of you.
225
00:08:20,818 --> 00:08:22,517
- [microwave dings]
- Ooh, your hot tub's ready.
226
00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:24,553
I'll be right back.
227
00:08:24,555 --> 00:08:26,221
So when you gonna kill her, Jeff?
228
00:08:26,223 --> 00:08:27,756
What? Never.
229
00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,191
We didn't kill little Scarlett Johansson
230
00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:31,093
or Federico or Jessica.
231
00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:33,028
Sure we did.
232
00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:34,630
[screams] Why would you do that?
233
00:08:34,632 --> 00:08:36,031
I mean, once the simulation's over,
234
00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:37,532
they... they have no use anymore.
235
00:08:37,534 --> 00:08:39,401
Yeah, we're not hoarders. [laughs]
236
00:08:39,403 --> 00:08:42,004
Well, we're not touching
little Kiki, okay?
237
00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:43,905
She's a sweet little version
of the love of my life,
238
00:08:43,907 --> 00:08:45,641
and she deserves respect.
239
00:08:45,643 --> 00:08:48,176
She's not built for this world, Jeff.
240
00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:50,545
And there's no telling what she'll do
241
00:08:50,547 --> 00:08:53,048
when that reality sinks in.
242
00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,317
Ooh, scary.
243
00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:57,619
Maybe she'll eat all my chocolate chips
244
00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,721
or something, huh?
245
00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:02,090
You morons.
246
00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:04,793
- Mm.
- You want jets with that?
247
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:06,695
Um, sure.
248
00:09:06,697 --> 00:09:08,497
[giggles]
249
00:09:08,499 --> 00:09:10,098
That's nice.
250
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,967
You know, I've been thinking.
251
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,002
Even if it was just a simulation,
252
00:09:14,004 --> 00:09:17,205
the time we spent
together was so amazing.
253
00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:20,709
I want to do whatever I can to
get you and the big me together,
254
00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:21,877
for real.
255
00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:24,313
[gasps] That's really sweet,
256
00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:27,082
little Kiki, but the big version of you
257
00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:30,452
is dating some dreamboat stud named Stu.
258
00:09:30,454 --> 00:09:33,622
Ugh, yeah, right. I
was miserable with Stu.
259
00:09:33,624 --> 00:09:34,656
- You were?
- Ew!
260
00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,758
He was so clingy and needy.
261
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,026
I kept trying to break up with him,
262
00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:39,828
but I just couldn't shake him.
263
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,931
The big me is suffocating
in that relationship, Jeff.
264
00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:46,768
And the little me is
gonna helpou get her out.
265
00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:50,472
And on that fateful
day in Berlin in 1971,
266
00:09:50,474 --> 00:09:53,575
a synthesizer repairman
named Klaus Schmidt
267
00:09:53,577 --> 00:09:56,478
created a sound that
would forever be known
268
00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,947
as kraut rock.
269
00:09:58,949 --> 00:10:02,417
Oh, thank you, Germany!
270
00:10:02,419 --> 00:10:04,786
Oh, so awesome.
271
00:10:04,788 --> 00:10:06,054
Ahh!
272
00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:08,790
Nice.
273
00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:09,758
And we're sure we feel
274
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,360
morally okay with this?
275
00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:12,661
Jeff, trust me,
276
00:10:12,663 --> 00:10:14,963
this is in everyone's best interest.
277
00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:17,566
- [phone ringing]
- Hey, babe.
278
00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:19,134
I was just about to call you.
279
00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:21,036
They got that almond ccolate
you like at Freshy's and...
280
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,904
Stu, what I'm about to say might hurt.
281
00:10:22,906 --> 00:10:24,339
What? [stammering]
282
00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:25,774
What are you talking
about? What does that...
283
00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:26,942
You know we haven't been connecting
284
00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:28,677
for a long time.
285
00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:30,145
You're not breaking up with me, are you?
286
00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:31,513
You didn't want to have this talk
287
00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:33,448
when we were in New Mexico, Stu,
288
00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:34,951
so we're having it now!
289
00:10:34,976 --> 00:10:36,318
No! No, Kiki, listen.
290
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,320
- Listen...
- It's too late, Stu!
291
00:10:38,322 --> 00:10:39,821
It's over.
292
00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:43,825
Oh, God, this is the
worst day of my life!
293
00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:45,127
This is the worst day...
294
00:10:45,129 --> 00:10:46,862
- Both: Whoo!
- You did it!
295
00:10:46,864 --> 00:10:48,830
No, we did it, Jeff.
296
00:10:48,832 --> 00:10:51,299
We make a great team.
297
00:10:51,301 --> 00:10:53,235
Say hello to the
world's greatest wingman.
298
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,770
What's up!
299
00:10:54,772 --> 00:10:56,738
Hey, Jeff, we're having
a cornhole tournament.
300
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,939
You're on Jimmy's team.
301
00:10:57,941 --> 00:10:59,474
- Ow!
- Oh, no!
302
00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:00,976
Sorry, I'm not good at athletics.
303
00:11:00,978 --> 00:11:02,744
Oh, my God, little Kiki, are you okay?
304
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,413
It's just a little nick.
305
00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:05,447
Are you guys insane?
306
00:11:05,449 --> 00:11:07,149
Throwing those sandbags around
307
00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:08,683
when we got a three-inch
person living in this house?
308
00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:09,818
What's wrong with you?
309
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:11,653
- [whispering]
- Yes.
310
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:15,824
Yeah, guys, can I talk to you
in the kitchen for a second?
311
00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:18,026
You want us to move to the basement?
312
00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:19,828
Little Kiki says that if
I'm gonna have a real shot
313
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,229
at this relationship,
314
00:11:21,231 --> 00:11:22,864
I need to be a strong, independent man,
315
00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:25,066
and that means no more roommates.
316
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:27,969
And quite frankly, she's just
been getting kind of a bad vibe
317
00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:29,271
from you guys.
318
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,373
You have to kill her right now, okay?
319
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,308
Yeah, see? That might
be the kind of thing
320
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,509
she's talking about.
321
00:11:34,511 --> 00:11:36,211
But we're your bros.
322
00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:38,480
And you're putting her before us.
323
00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:40,081
It just doesn't seem right.
324
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,784
Seems like there should
be a saying for that.
325
00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,355
Okay, let's see. We got...
326
00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:48,924
Elephant Flute Lords?
327
00:11:48,926 --> 00:11:50,926
Oh, you've, uh, heard of them?
328
00:11:50,928 --> 00:11:53,395
Heard of them? These guys rock.
329
00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:54,729
Oh, my God.
330
00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:57,332
These are, like, all my
all-time favorite records.
331
00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:59,701
Is that so?
332
00:11:59,703 --> 00:12:01,703
[gasps] I like your shirt.
333
00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:03,405
[whispering] Tell you got it at a...
334
00:12:03,407 --> 00:12:07,609
Thanks, I got it at
a Pussy Riot benefit.
335
00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:09,244
I'm Kiki.
336
00:12:09,246 --> 00:12:11,079
Uh, this is a real stab in the dark,
337
00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:14,049
but you don't by any chance
like kraut rock, do you?
338
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,886
[rock music]
339
00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:21,089
Oh, the syncopation is so sick!
340
00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:22,924
[laughing] What about the synths?
341
00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:24,626
Oh, this is awesome.
342
00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:27,229
The last girl I dated
was into John Mayer.
343
00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:28,697
I wanted to kill her.
344
00:12:28,699 --> 00:12:30,298
The last guy I dated just...
345
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,133
disappeared one day.
346
00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:33,768
It was really weird.
347
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:36,771
But I got to say, I'm
really glad he did.
348
00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:38,073
Oh, [bleep].
349
00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:39,608
That's your cue!
350
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:42,611
I never take my glasses
off unless I want it.
351
00:12:42,613 --> 00:12:44,246
No, no, it's too soon.
352
00:12:44,248 --> 00:12:47,949
It sure is a nice night
with all the stars in the sky
353
00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:49,451
and stuff...
354
00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:51,419
Are you hearing this [bleep], Jeff?
355
00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:53,455
I'm clearly just babbling nonsense
356
00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:55,123
waiting for you to make a move.
357
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,892
Don't be a pussy, Jeff. Do it!
358
00:12:58,595 --> 00:12:59,995
Hey, I was just, uh...
359
00:12:59,997 --> 00:13:01,463
Hey, uh...
360
00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:05,600
♪ ♪
361
00:13:05,602 --> 00:13:06,668
Mmm.
362
00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:07,969
Pull my hair. Yeah!
363
00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:10,005
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Mmm!
364
00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:11,339
Mmm, mmm.
365
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:13,575
Too much tongue, Jeff! Too much tongue!
366
00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:15,010
Mmm, mmm.
367
00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:17,178
Okay, now slip your pinky in my butt.
368
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,280
What? What are you talking about?
369
00:13:18,282 --> 00:13:20,148
Just do it. She'll love it.
370
00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,750
Everything okay?
371
00:13:21,752 --> 00:13:24,920
Yeah, ev... Everything's fine.
372
00:13:24,922 --> 00:13:27,255
Jeff!
373
00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:30,625
Are you ticklish?
374
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:32,360
- Here?
- [giggling] No.
375
00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:33,795
- Are you ticklish?
- [giggling]
376
00:13:33,797 --> 00:13:35,497
Here?
377
00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:37,364
Jeff, I'm ticklish in my
elbows and my forearms.
378
00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:38,333
What are you doing?
379
00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:39,334
That's the whole point of the game.
380
00:13:39,336 --> 00:13:40,502
I don't want to know.
381
00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:41,703
Don't worry. I got this.
382
00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:42,771
Get out of here. Ugh!
383
00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:44,873
Are you ticklish all here?
384
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,241
[laughter]
385
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,109
[growling]
386
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,463
♪ Oh, love is in my life ♪
387
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,732
♪ And I'm as happy as I can be ♪
388
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,300
Oh. Hey guys.
389
00:13:57,302 --> 00:14:01,671
[shivering] You forgot to
turn on the heat down here.
390
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:04,574
Oh. [chuckling] I am so sorry.
391
00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,676
Oh... well, uh,
392
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,612
I'm just coming down
to do a load of whites,
393
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,047
so will you do me a favor
and pop these in the dryer...
394
00:14:11,049 --> 00:14:13,049
Jeff, this is crazy, okay? Come on.
395
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,984
Why you hiding us away
like a bunch of lepers?
396
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,640
If this Kiki girl is as
cool as you say she is,
397
00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:20,123
well, then, why don't
you just introduce us?
398
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,405
Yeah, we could study her, too.
399
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:22,892
We could all be friends.
400
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,261
And we could have sleepovers...
401
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:27,063
[laughing] Guys, there is no way
402
00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:29,499
I am subjecting anyone
else to the nightmare
403
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,269
of being studied by you three, okay?
404
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,837
Oh, and this goes without saying,
405
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,939
but the lint tray needs to be cleared
406
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,207
before you run the dryer.
407
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,076
Thanks.
408
00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:41,344
Do you guys remember if he said
409
00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:42,864
he wanted a delicate cycle, or...
410
00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:44,981
We're not doing his laundry, okay?
411
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:46,883
[phone chimes]
412
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,352
[laughing]
413
00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:52,555
Um, Jeff, is this
supposed to be my dinner?
414
00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:54,424
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
415
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,692
Um, I couldn't make it
to the specialty store.
416
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,193
But speaking of dinner,
417
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,638
I'm not gonna be here tomorrow night.
418
00:14:58,663 --> 00:15:00,930
The big you is gonna cook me
her famous secret casserole.
419
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:03,065
- [phone chimes]
- Oh, my God.
420
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,300
- [sighs]
- That's great.
421
00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:05,801
- [phone chimes]
- [laughing]
422
00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:09,171
What are you texting now?
423
00:15:09,173 --> 00:15:10,539
Huh? Oh, yeah, you know what?
424
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:12,007
It's too hard to explain.
425
00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:13,442
It's an inside joke that me and Kiki...
426
00:15:13,444 --> 00:15:15,611
- [phone chimes]
- Oh, my God!
427
00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:18,747
She is so good at sending gifs!
428
00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:20,015
- [phone chimes repeatedly]
- [laughing]
429
00:15:20,017 --> 00:15:22,818
Hey, I just had a crazy thought.
430
00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:24,326
Oh, yeah?
431
00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:27,356
What if we were the ones dating?
432
00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:29,225
Uh... okay.
433
00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:31,160
Uh, that is crazy.
434
00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:32,428
[chuckling]
435
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:36,432
[laughing uproariously]
436
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,934
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, excuse me.
437
00:15:38,936 --> 00:15:41,003
Hey, what do you think
you're doing, young lady?
438
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:43,405
Come on, Jeff, open your mind.
439
00:15:43,407 --> 00:15:45,541
Little Kiki, come on.
You're my friend, okay?
440
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,776
A really, really good friend
441
00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:49,612
who's the size of a piece of baby corn.
442
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,781
Okay, I get it. Good night, Jeff.
443
00:15:52,783 --> 00:15:54,083
Okay, come on.
444
00:15:54,085 --> 00:15:55,251
Don't be mad. Don't be...
445
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,719
- [phone chimes]
- [laughing]
446
00:15:56,721 --> 00:16:00,055
I mean, that is the perfect gif for...
447
00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:01,624
♪ We're gonna eat so much ♪
448
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,159
♪ We'll get so full ♪
449
00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:04,426
♪ With my casserole ♪
450
00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:06,428
♪ My famous casserole ♪
451
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:09,365
♪ He's gonna be impressed,
then I'll ride that pole ♪
452
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:13,435
♪ After the casserole,
my famous casserole ♪
453
00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:16,472
♪ Hey, good-lookin' ♪
454
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:19,108
♪ What's for dinner? ♪
455
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,210
You know what, Jeff? I've been thinking.
456
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:23,546
It's just so petty of me to be jealous
457
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,814
when I should just
be happy for you guys.
458
00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:27,816
I mean, you found love!
459
00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:29,285
That's a big deal!
460
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:32,821
So how about a toast to your happiness?
461
00:16:32,823 --> 00:16:33,789
Aw, thank you.
462
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,591
That means so much to me.
463
00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:37,459
To me and you.
464
00:16:37,461 --> 00:16:39,929
Well, not you, but,
you know, the other you.
465
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,063
You know what I'm saying.
466
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:42,706
Oh, God! It's...
467
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:45,134
Ugh, this wine sucks!
468
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:48,871
It tastes like chemicals...
469
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,139
[dark music]
470
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,440
Mm. Shh.
471
00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:53,842
Yes, little baby. Shh.
472
00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:55,044
[birds chirping]
473
00:16:56,647 --> 00:16:58,113
[knocking at door]
474
00:16:58,115 --> 00:17:00,115
Ugh.
475
00:17:00,117 --> 00:17:01,517
- Kiki?
- Jeff!
476
00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:03,185
I waited for you for hours.
477
00:17:03,187 --> 00:17:04,753
I kept calling you.
478
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,322
I hope you don't mind.
I just came over...
479
00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:07,489
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
480
00:17:07,491 --> 00:17:09,158
I... I have no idea what happened.
481
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,492
I... I think I...
482
00:17:10,494 --> 00:17:12,165
I think I got roofied.
483
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,290
Are you serious?
484
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,331
What kind of a maniac would do that?
485
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,533
Well, oh, my God, I'm
just glad you're okay.
486
00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:19,068
- Come here.
- Wait.
487
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:21,704
- How did you find my house?
- Shh, just kiss me.
488
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,038
Mmm.
489
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,108
Okay, but, um, just
for future reference,
490
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,711
I'm not a huge fan of
being shushed and...
491
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,713
[moaning]
492
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:33,716
[sinister music]
493
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,685
♪ ♪
494
00:17:36,687 --> 00:17:40,189
I can't believe this
is how it's gonna end.
495
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,757
Guy gets his first whiff of [bleep],
496
00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:43,025
and nothing else matters to him.
497
00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:44,059
There's more to life, Jeff!
498
00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:45,160
Come on, guys.
499
00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:47,529
[sobbing] Bye, Jeff?
500
00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:49,431
What? Did you hear that?
501
00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,500
Hear what? Why don't you just come here
502
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,235
so we can make love again?
503
00:17:53,237 --> 00:17:55,704
[stammering] I'm getting a
little worn out here, okay?
504
00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:56,839
I...
505
00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:58,864
[dramatic musical flourish]
506
00:17:58,889 --> 00:18:01,710
- Little Kiki?
- Yeah, so?
507
00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:04,246
The only thing standing
between us was our size,
508
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:05,614
so I fixed that.
509
00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:08,384
- What? How?
- I'm a gearhead, Jeff.
510
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:09,685
I'm good with machines.
511
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:11,387
This one time, I refurbished
512
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:13,222
a '50s Fender tube amp.
513
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:14,690
It sounded so sick.
514
00:18:14,692 --> 00:18:15,929
So I'm tiny right now?
515
00:18:15,954 --> 00:18:18,494
Admit it, Jeff. The
happiest you've ever been
516
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,396
was in this love simulation.
517
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:24,033
Now we can be inside here forever.
518
00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:25,567
You wanna jam?
519
00:18:25,569 --> 00:18:27,536
No! I don't want to jam, you psycho!
520
00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:29,490
I want to go back to reality!
521
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:31,307
- [smack]
- Oh!
522
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:33,976
Stop, Jeff! We can make this work!
523
00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:35,377
You're just a dating app!
524
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,879
- [smack]
- Ow!
525
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:38,047
[smack]
526
00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:40,482
- Just open your heart!
- Ugh!
527
00:18:40,484 --> 00:18:43,185
- [shouting]
- [smack]
528
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:44,353
Argh!
529
00:18:47,558 --> 00:18:49,591
Oh...
530
00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:51,627
Little Kiki.
531
00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:53,062
Oh, my God.
532
00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:55,397
[sobbing] I'm so sorry.
533
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:57,433
Guys!
534
00:18:57,435 --> 00:19:00,135
[dramatic music]
535
00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:01,904
Leave the roller blades, Jimmy.
536
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,238
You're not gonna use 'em. Come on.
537
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,173
Damn it!
538
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:07,943
Oh...
539
00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:09,645
[skittering]
540
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:11,113
The cockroaches!
541
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,248
Ride like the wind!
542
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,351
[laughing]
543
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,286
Whoo!
544
00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:18,620
Whoa, whoa, oh no!
545
00:19:18,622 --> 00:19:19,855
No, no, no, no, no, no, you idiot!
546
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:21,590
Up there! Come on!
547
00:19:21,592 --> 00:19:23,425
To the right, to the right,
to the right, to the right,
548
00:19:23,427 --> 00:19:25,160
to the left, to the left, to the left...
549
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,362
[gasps] Argh!
550
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:29,164
No!
551
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:32,000
Guuuuyyys!
552
00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:33,335
Please, don't go!
553
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:34,970
Jeff?
554
00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:37,106
I'm so sorry I ever let
anything get in the way
555
00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,540
of our friendship.
556
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:42,211
My life is so much
better with you in it,
557
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,346
and I swear
558
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:47,683
I'll never put anything
in front of my bros
559
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:49,385
ever again.
560
00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:50,953
Jeff, I'm sorry.
561
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:52,988
I couldn't make out
anything you just said.
562
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,623
You got a real teeny,
weeny little voice.
563
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,158
Yeah, can you say that all again?
564
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,260
Whatever. Can you guys
just make me big again?
565
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,843
- Hi.
- Well, well.
566
00:20:03,845 --> 00:20:06,145
If it isn't Jeff the player.
567
00:20:06,147 --> 00:20:08,647
Wow, nobody's ever
called me that before.
568
00:20:08,649 --> 00:20:10,783
I'm so sorry I flaked last night.
569
00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:12,985
I was so excited about
your famous casserole,
570
00:20:12,987 --> 00:20:16,255
and I am super excited about you.
571
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,258
Cool. So why didn't you come?
572
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,661
[sighs] Well, the old
me would make up some
573
00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:24,296
bullshit excuse right now.
574
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:26,165
But the truth is, Kiki, I'm...
575
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,833
I'm a very complicated guy
576
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,436
with a very complicated life,
577
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:34,440
and secrets that I haven't had
the courage to share with...
578
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,075
- Is that our cue, Jeff?
- Hey, hey, what's up?
579
00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:38,477
No, you idiots, I said
wait until she said okay!
580
00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:39,545
Ahhhh! Jeff, what the [bleep]?
581
00:20:39,547 --> 00:20:40,679
What are those?
582
00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:42,481
Jesus hell! [thump]
583
00:20:42,483 --> 00:20:44,650
Oh, my God, oh, my
God. Kiki, are you okay?
584
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:46,118
You [bleep] idiots!
585
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,454
Jeez, Jeff, I thought
you said she was cool.
586
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,089
She is cool!
587
00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:51,824
Oh, God, all right. All right.
588
00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:53,859
Let's get an ice pack.
589
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,718
We'll figure out a
way to make this work.
590
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:57,530
All: Yay!
591
00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:58,464
Cut.
592
00:20:58,484 --> 00:21:02,284
Synced and corrected by Dragoniod for
www.addic7ed.com
41007
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof