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Air Force 69 just called me up. They
want me to reroute the president on his
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duty.
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Okay.
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Remember, no mercy.
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Uh -huh.
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I suppose one of you needs to use the
bathroom.
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Ah!
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Hi, Samuel.
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I'm on my way to the airport and wanted
to see if you could handle it.
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Wait, look. Just ran out. Tell her that.
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This is Mark.
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He was a professional pilot.
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He couldn't prove it by me.
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You look like you can use your hands.
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Whoa.
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Like a man, I've possibly been stupidly
upgraded to first class.
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I would really like to oblige you,
asshole, but I have a plan to catch.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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London.
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Here for 69.
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Right on time.
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Allow me to introduce myself, Mr.
President.
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I am Hans Glaber.
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of the Berthold Brecht Liberation Army.
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Who? What? What did he say?
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I don't know. A hand grabber or
something.
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He's got a gun.
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Go! I don't like you.
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Los Kunta. Let me do it.
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By the way, who's flying this damn
plane?
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Every time I look at you, my body starts
to shake.
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Cause you're a walking piece of heart.
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There's nothing I wouldn't take.
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I want to get closer.
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Give me some coffee, see if you can find
a good actor.
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Isn't this exciting, Murray? It's our
honeymoon, and we're getting to see a
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live Hollywood action movie being made
at the same time.
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Yeah, this is great. I just hope it
doesn't delay our flight anymore.
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The hotel we booked doesn't hold over
rooms.
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You're such a worrywart, darling. This
is fun.
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Yeah, loads.
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Okay, so what's the problem now?
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This is not about me missing my mark,
because I never miss my mark.
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You've been running me ragged ever since
we started shooting this picture. May
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we be of some assistance, Mr. Coxwood?
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Yeah, thanks for the technical
assistance, Colonel Mustafa.
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Oh, no problem. We very much enjoyed
shooting our gun.
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Uh, yeah.
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Why don't you guys go see the production
assistant? She'll deal with your pay,
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okay? Oh, thank you very much. We come
from a very poor country.
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So, Porter, we have to rent space on a
map.
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You must forgive Sharif. He's a very
simple man.
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Uh -huh.
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Well, you'll excuse me. I've got a
private matter here to deal with.
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Damn
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right it is,
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Cecil. Now, I want an answer.
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The guy over there is less germane a
movie actor.
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I know.
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He's having a secret affair with the
director's wife. I read about it in a
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national dirt magazine.
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Honey, how could he be having a secret
affair if you just read about it?
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Hey, I'm going to go check on our
departure time.
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That's the third time you've checked
already. Are you sure you're not
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out that flight hostess?
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Honey, be rational.
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This is our honeymoon, not our
anniversary.
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That makes me feel a whole lot better.
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Listen, Cecil, if you've got a problem
with me, I want you to be man enough to
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discuss it, not running me ragged with
this petty bullshit.
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Listen up, everybody.
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We're going to take a little break here,
60 minutes for lunch.
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We're running kind of on a tight
schedule because of Mr.
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Jermaine.
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I'm sorry, but...
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I have a plane to catch.
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No, that doesn't work.
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I'm sorry, but I have a plane to catch.
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No, it's not good either.
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Well, what is it?
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I'm sorry, it's just that... Spit it
out, you're halfway home.
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I'm a fan.
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You want an autograph?
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No, no, I couldn't possibly impose. I
realize you're a busy man.
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Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked
to you like that. It's just that that
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asshole over there has been writing my
case ever since we started shooting this
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movie.
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Don't worry, Mr. Jermaine. Your fans
love and adore you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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Yes, miss. Could you confirm the
departure time for my flight to Aruba?
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Certainly, Mr.
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Noodleman.
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President, this can't be happening.
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Is there something wrong?
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Please, be patient with me, sir.
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I'm not at liberty.
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Judging by my calculations, Miss Carter,
you should be halfway to the airport.
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Thank you for these northwestern winds.
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James, I'm scared.
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It's okay. We're halfway home. We're
alive.
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James, what were the president's last
dying words?
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I don't know. Something about taking a
leak?
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No, I'm serious.
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No, I'm serious.
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Something about taking a leak, and he
gave me this knapsack and told me to
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it with my life.
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Well, what do you think's in it?
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I don't know.
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You mean the president was taking it up
the ass?
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Perhaps.
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Perhaps not.
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What is that?
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I don't know.
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Seems to be some kind of fertility
guard.
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A what?
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Fertility guard. I don't know.
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Here.
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Why don't I help you with that?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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uh oh
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you've been well let's put it this way
we may not leave on schedule lighten up
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murray this is supposed to be our
honeymoon what is that no
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since when have you been wearing men's
cologne
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men's cologne yeah it smells like
something a cheap actor would wear well
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me while i go wash my face mr perfection
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Suppose you tell me what this is all
about.
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Well, suppose you tell me why you...
It's for fucking my wife.
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You're crazy.
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Oh, am I, am I?
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Why don't you explain this, huh?
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Has -been actor, star -slipping it to
direct his wife?
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What do they mean, has -been?
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All I can say is, uh... Just, I'd watch
my step if I were you, you know.
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We got a couple of these dynamite scenes
coming up, and, well, they can get
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messy.
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If you fuck up my face, you'll be
hearing from my lawyer, you son of a
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Great, great. I got to shoot the whole
fucking movie around this guy.
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And where are my hostages?
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Don't tell me.
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William Morris Agency.
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What? No, no.
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Central Caffey?
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I'm, I'm Baum.
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James Baum, of a majesty secretion
service.
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Uh -huh.
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And, uh, who's this lingerie model with
you anyway?
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I'm Cutter, Jane Cutter, head of
SunQuest Security.
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Great, I'm making a spy movie, and they
send me hostages from an amateur home
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movie. Is there a problem here?
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I'll say.
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I'm trying to make a movie, and I am
surrounded by assassins.
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The deadly pigs must die.
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No, not right now, you fool. Please put
that away. In the pocket.
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In the pocket. But by the honor of Baru,
I must be ready when they're playing a
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ride. We must be very, very careful, my
friend, as fascination is not a pretty
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business. But the president must pay for
his crimes against our country.
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All in good time, my friend.
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But for now, we must wait for the
formula that our brothers in the Bionian
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embassy in Washington are smuggling in
the statue of our rule.
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But then, then I will drag his bloodied
carcass through the streets of Bionia by
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the teeth of a jackass.
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I'm going to need to see some ID.
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Again? Didn't we go through that in part
one?
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I'm sorry, but we left our wallets on
the airplane crash.
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Yeah, likely story.
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Look here, I'm Jane Cutter, head of
airline security.
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Yeah, and I'm little Becky Sunshine.
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I'm going to have to cite you for the
airport nudity ordinance.
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Sweet meat.
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Uh, speaking of nudity, wonder that
knapsack I told you to go over your
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Oh, shit.
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The knapsack. I think I left it in the
ladies' room. I'll be right back.
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Still no luck?
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No. And why the hell did you buy
something at the gift shop when you know
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stick it to you every time?
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I didn't buy this at the gift shop. I
found it in the ladies' room.
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Looks like a piece of shit.
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Anything else in the bag? There's no
dill.
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No what?
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We have two suspects, one male, one
female, in connection with the
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assassination. Does the lesion?
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Waiting for further instructions.
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Over.
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Have you contacted Jane Cutter? This is
her department.
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Negatory. Word from the office is that
Cutter's on vacation.
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The supervisor's on the assignment.
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They make sure she does a thorough strip
search.
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Make sure there's no stones left
unturned.
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That'll be a cinch. The female suspect
is butt -ass naked already.
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Did you say butt -ass naked?
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Affirmative.
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I've got to see this one for myself.
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Sir, are you all right?
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Your airline must be more careful, my
friend. He has slipped on a bottle of
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lube.
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Lube? Where would that come from?
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Oh, that's Lube, all right.
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We are visitors from another country,
and we will sue, and we will name you as
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an accomplished.
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Sir, please, you're making a scene here.
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Oh, no, not until we get your clothes
off in the three -way.
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Oh, so that's your game, hammock head.
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Oh, so you wish to lose your job, yes?
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Well, an accident report would involve a
lot of paperwork, and I do have a date
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tonight.
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So I'll just chalk it off to foreign
relations. What the hell?
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I'm ready when you guys are.
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Whoa. Oh,
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God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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It's all right.
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oh oh
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in particular.
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Oh, man.
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Mm -hmm.
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tell this woman we're not presidential
assassins?
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Can I go now?
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Sorry, sir.
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All airport operations have been
suspended in honor of our dead
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Look, I'm a secret agent. You call
England, they'll tell you.
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A secret agent?
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What a hoot!
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Lest your means of stiffening is a
better actor than you are.
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You know, we've got to find a knapsack
if anyone can prove our innocence.
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What's the meaning of this?
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You just fucked me.
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That's right. And now we're fucking you
again. We are taking you with us as
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hostage. Get your butt off me.
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Hi.
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What a cute little man.
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Yeah, it reminds me of my Uncle Irving
from Hackensack.
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Yeah. Well, anyway, Mr. Noodleman, I
have some good news for you and I have
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bad news for you.
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Well, what's the bad news?
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Actually, it's very bad news.
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Oh, I'm an adult. I can take it.
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Your trip has been ruined and your
honeymoon is in jeopardy.
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Well, what's the good news?
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This little statue here?
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Putting a spell on me?
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I'm gonna fuck the piss out of you.
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Oh, yeah.
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um
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Oh yeah.
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Maybe.
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01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,880
Oh, baby.
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01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,260
Oh, you're gonna make me come, baby.
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01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,020
Can nobody move?
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01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,500
What the hell?
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01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,260
They greatly got the balloon!
258
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:44,120
Oh, Subrief, he's a very simple man. You
must please forgive him. But sadly
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01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,120
enough, I must kill you.
260
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,900
Hey, man, take the statue.
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01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,760
My wife bought it at a gift shop. She
can get another one. Oh, it's not that
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01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,260
simple, my friend. You know too much.
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01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:54,660
Hey, man, I'm from Philadelphia. I don't
know shit.
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01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,280
Oh, okay.
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01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,320
In that case, you'd be valuable,
Adderley.
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01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:03,680
Um, Subrief, you must go over to the x
-ray machine and bring the statue.
267
01:02:04,940 --> 01:02:07,700
You mean, you mean the great Scott
Baruch?
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01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,160
What that was?
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Mustafa, my enemy.
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01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,500
He mustn't see me.
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01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,900
The formula is inside the statue.
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01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,300
Our brothers have done very, very well.
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01:02:32,030 --> 01:02:36,430
If you think I'm going to fall for that
old Colonel Mustafa line, you're sadly
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01:02:36,430 --> 01:02:37,430
mistaken.
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01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:39,790
Look, he's got a gun.
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01:02:42,230 --> 01:02:43,230
Now.
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01:02:51,210 --> 01:02:53,130
There's only one way I can do that.
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01:04:15,660 --> 01:04:16,660
Thank you.
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01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:46,120
Thank you.
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01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:30,100
Mm -hmm.
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01:07:50,090 --> 01:07:51,090
Out.
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01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:50,660
Ugh. Ugh.
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01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:00,880
I love you.
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01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:50,550
Sorry, sweetie.
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01:19:24,910 --> 01:19:27,830
You must not touch the great god, Baru.
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01:19:28,090 --> 01:19:34,170
You're an idiot. You do not realize what
lies in the statue is beyond the wealth
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01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:40,090
of your dreams. It is the secret formula
which converts jackass manure into
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01:19:40,090 --> 01:19:41,090
petroleum.
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01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:43,450
I only can rule the world.
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01:19:47,890 --> 01:19:49,850
Hey, you guys see Cecil?
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01:19:50,490 --> 01:19:51,710
Oh, there he is.
292
01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:55,990
It's a bomb!
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01:19:56,450 --> 01:20:00,650
James Bond! My outfit!
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01:20:00,870 --> 01:20:01,789
Emily James!
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01:20:01,790 --> 01:20:02,790
It's a gun!
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01:20:03,530 --> 01:20:04,990
Is that a gun, you idiot?
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01:20:16,030 --> 01:20:18,110
Pardon me. Is this gun fighting the
script?
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01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,100
I didn't know Les even had it in him.
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01:20:40,780 --> 01:20:44,120
Well, we in the secretion service call
it grace under pressure.
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01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:52,840
Say, pal, I've been giving it some
thought, and I've got a position for you
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01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:53,840
this movie.
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01:20:54,740 --> 01:20:55,719
Not a chance.
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01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:56,720
I'm going to be on my honeymoon.
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01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,200
Yeah.
305
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,720
Did you tell him? Yeah.
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01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:10,120
Cecil had a cow.
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01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,200
Did you tell him?
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01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:12,700
Murray had a bigger one.
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01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,040
Well, I hear you can get a quickie
divorce in Aruba.
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01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,140
I hear you're a big name then.
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01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:26,940
Hey, I hope this is the beginning of a
beautiful relationship.
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