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What's wrong?

She is late. Again.

She's always fucking late.

She'll be here soon. Don't worry about it.

You don't get it. She pulls this shit all the time. That bitch thinks she has

much damn entitlement. As if she's better than everyone.

I'm so tired of this.

You're mad at your sister.

Half sister, okay?

Meaning my dad cheated on my mom with her mom and went to go be her dad

It's always about your sister.

Like, she's pregnant.

You gotta give her a break. You can't keep blaming her for what your dad did.

Yeah, whatever.

Okay, look, today is the day to talk to her and hopefully...

Get whatever is bugging you off your chest.

You just have to stress I am stressing to you.

It's not her fault.

Are they here yet?

No. No, they're not. It's taking so long.

Who knows?

It's been like 90 minutes.

How many drinks have you had?

Two.

Look, I need you to slow down today.

I don't want what happened last time to happen again.

I've been date raped, okay? I know how to handle my liquor.

We're at a baby shower, not some fucking fist -pumping shithole.

Not really worried about it, but I think we need to have some champagne, and so

do you.

And we need to get this thing started.

Okay.

Cool now, I guess.

Let's do this.

Party's started.

On your party hat and your smile.

This is some really good wine.

I think we should put some in these bottles.

I will stop.

These things are cute.

Oh, there you guys are.

Sorry. Sorry for being late. You know, there was so much traffic and it's kind

of... of out of the way but we made it so that's an important thing right the

area is it okay that you know my car's outside is it gonna get messed with or

anything because we pulled up to the driveway and the area just didn't seem

safe so we're kind of yeah yeah of course it's gonna be fine we've been

five years and have had no trouble you know it's just us dykes who live here

anyways maybe in a straight neighborhood you don't have to worry about that kind

of thing straight people are the violent ones after all

Right.

Well then.

Um, how about you have a drink with us?

I'm pregnant.

I can't drink.

Well, duh, Gia. We have juice.

Duh? Sophia?

Really? I'm here trying to be nice.

Trying?

You show up 90 minutes late like you always do.

Like you're the most important person in the world, and you're the one trying to

be nice?

Hey, if I have to try to be nice any longer, I'm going to have to fucking

someone.

Well then, I think we'll be leaving. I mean, you guys were charming.

Let's go, anatomy.

Can you believe her? That was so incredibly rude.

You guys, please stay.

We're going to open presents next. It'll be fun. One of the best.

All I asked you to do today was to be nice, smile, and try to

work it out.

I just need you to work with me. You have to stop hating everybody if you

anyone to love you. That includes me.

that's supposed to mean? Is this some kind of threat?

No.

I just want you to play nice.

If you want me to love you and to be there for you, I need you to work on

relationship with your sister.

Oh, God.

Okay.

I'll try.

Just because you want me to.

Thank you.

I know you're gonna have a kid. Do you want kids?

Yeah, someday, but not right now. I know. I want to have a kid someday, too.

How do you do that with the life that you live?

What do you mean?

I mean, are you going to adopt?

I don't know yet. I mean, maybe.

Maybe you should. It's kind of a tough process, as you can tell. Did you see

that?

Look, Jay, I'm sorry about what just happened.

I'm sorry, too.

Let's go have a good time. Got all these presents in here.

All right.

Okay, well, let's open our presents now.

Yes, lovely. Yeah, you can open mine first.

Okay.

You shouldn't have. Oh, my God. I've been wanting this watch.

I'm glad you like it. Thank you. You're the best.

Aw, it's so pretty.

It's a teddy bear. What the fuck does it look like?

Do you know the brown bear in a Chinese culture in depth?

Oh.

I mean, it was a friend of mine, but if you don't want it, I'll take it back.

No, no, no, no, no.

What's with her?

What's with her?

What's with her is that her name is Cassandra, not Karen, you condescending

bitch.

That girl just gave you something that meant the world to her, okay?

And you need to just shut the fuck up and be grateful about it, you entitled

fucking cunt.

Wow, I've never heard such language.

How dare you?

How dare you?

You want to know what happened to Cassandra?

She was fucking raped at a party, okay?

And that little teddy bear she just tried to give you was supposed to go to

child.

She was going to keep it?

Yeah, she was going to keep it.

Even though it was fucking raped into her body, she was going to keep that

until she had a mid -carriage.

She was going to give you something that her child never got to play with.

You ungrateful bitch.

Fuck you.

Shame on me?

I mean, I don't even know the girl.

You know what? Honestly, it's not my fault that Sophia likes to pick up

off the street.

Bring them in and we're supposed to take care of their shit?

I mean, really?

Natalie, we're leaving.

No, Slade. I'm staying.

She's right.

Shame on her.

What?

What?

My nipple itches.

Getting out of here.

What do you mean you're getting out of here?

I know that's what you want.

That's not what... I screwed up, okay?

I just can't handle this anymore. I can't take her anymore. I'm just... I'm

dealing with all this.

Look, you're right.

This is horrible.

I'm sorry I tried to push you into forgetting us. This whole baby shower

mistake.

I really think so.

Yeah.

Maybe it is my fault. I don't know.

I might have overreacted.

Maybe I should go talk to her or something.

Not all upset. You should chill out first.

Give yourself some time to relax.

What are you going to do?

Who will love you?

Okay.

um um

um um

um um

I needed him.

Thank you.

Please.

Please.

Two, one.

I love you.

Cheers.

Hmm.

about the BB and stuff.

Yeah. I'm sorry about Tia.

She doesn't really care too much about other's feelings sometimes.

Yeah. The teddy bears reminded me of everything.

She didn't help.

Yeah. I'm sorry about that.

Really, not too many people know because I kind of wanted to keep it a secret,

but I'm pregnant right now.

Really? Yeah.

Congratulations.

It's really not as great as I hoped it would be right now. Why?

Basically, I'm in a shitty relationship, and he's just rude. He

cheats on me. He's abusive.

Honestly, it's not... I don't want to have a child that's going to have a

like that.

It's honestly...

Too much trouble, you know?

What are you going to do? What do you mean?

I mean, I knew what I would like to do.

I would like for everything to turn out and be okay, but obviously it's not

going to.

I was thinking about aborting it because... You can't do that.

Well, I never thought that I would have ever thought anything like that. but I

just don't want to bring him into a household that's not going to be, you

as one for me. Some people would really like to have a baby, so it's going to be

the best choice.

Well, that's kind of what I was thinking about you, is I know that it's hard for

you to be able to, you know, like adopt and everything because of your

situation.

I was thinking that maybe if you wanted to, I could carry the baby and

you could raise it.

Really?

That's so sweet. You don't even know me.

I'd rather, you know, you'd be happy and it being a happy situation. Thank you

so much.

I apologize.

I always wanted to know what that was like.

What, to kiss a girl?

Yeah. It's nice, isn't it?

Yeah. I mean, you'd be a nice mom and everything.

know, we probably can't be friends or anything, but I think it's about time we

at least try to be friendly and cordial towards each other, you know, at least

during the holidays or something like most normal families would.

I agree. I'm just so over fighting and it's petty and I mean, we're sisters, so

the least we can do is get along.

Yeah, I mean, today's been a crazy day and I don't think we need any more days

like this.

No, I agree.

And, you know, there's kind of something I never really told you, but growing

up, I kind of was a little bit, you know, jealous of you.

Oh. Yeah, I mean, you were always so cool and hip, and I was always kind of,

like, a prude, so to speak.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, I'm willing to start over if you are.

Me too.

Give me that.

So, did Dad ever touch you?

Hey, Debbie.

I'm on your driveway. I'll be right in. I'm just fixing up my makeup quick.

All right.

Okay, bye.

Hey Charlotte!

How are you?

I missed you!

That was a long time.

Everybody's over here, still cleaning.

Okay, um, do you want to go to the bathroom really fast? I really have to

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you get your hair done or something?

I did!

Here it is.

Absolutely. Thank you for having us.

Thank you for coming to my divorce party.

When is the date?

quick. No. Did you get a good lawyer? Because I have the best lawyer. I did.

Okay. Okay.

Get less than half. He's not good. Okay. I'm not kidding.

Divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.

like men are scum and I got fucked over I was cheated on

I'll never go back I fucking love pussy I

love pussy do

you know in Hungary that pussy means thank you oh my god

I know that when you

finally get separated and you have half this money

Oh, me. Yeah, absolutely.

I've been done number three, and I think I'm pretty set for life now, sweetie.

I am.

Fuck men.

I like pussy, but I'll take a dick any day for his bank account.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

That's just me, and I'm glad that you're taking it well, and we'll find out

exactly how, you know, how you're taking it.

Yeah.

You know, you should probably, like, travel the world and take some time to

yourself since you and Charlie got divorced. I mean, that would be amazing,

to travel around.

With us.

I know.

You could find yourself, like, your true self.

Yeah. I think that would be amazing.

I would.

Well, you know how I'm from, like, Yankeeville and everything.

My parents are so conservative and insane.

They wouldn't let me.

like they weren't really into the whole lesbian aspect of things but I mean like

I finally just came out and told them and so they kind of disowned me for it

I could be happier.

We have friends like us. We're family.

We're family.

Wow. Such a depressing story in a long time.

I'm glad you came out.

Speaking of depressing, let's get happy and open presents.

You found somebody else already.

Well, I don't think I'm going to get a divorce after all. What?

What? Did he threaten you or something?

I mean, like, what's going on?

Did he, did you tell him? I mean, I just don't want to hurt him, you guys. Like,

he hasn't done anything to hurt me ever.

Men don't hurt, okay? Let me tell you that right now.

They only think with one thing, and that's their...

You stupid bitch.

Ashley, take that back.

No.

Didn't you say sex was so good anyways? Why would you do that?

Huh? Did he?

Maybe it was the last straw. You're still going to get a divorce, though,

I don't know, you guys. Well, you should know.

Yeah.

What's going on with them?

I mean, being married has been, like, the worst thing that's happened. But I

don't know if I have a need to leave them after everything we've done.

Well, starting over isn't always easy.

But you can do it. And maybe that's just what's taking, you know, over a little

piece of your brain. I think that you'll be fine.

You got to just dig it through, you know?

Absolutely. We're here for you, girl. We're all. We are.

Have been.

We've all been divorced.

But you know what?

More than once. But we all are strong and we're going to make it and we'll

you, you know?

Yeah.

Well,

cheers to the next one.

Don't be so bitter.

I'm not being bitter.

Well,

you know, like, you didn't even know, like, you didn't, you really weren't

girls when Donnie fucked your mom.

Seriously?

So I really think, I mean, you owe her an apology.

You know what? Like, that wasn't even called for.

And I think you had no class to fuck him again.

You know what?

I'm sorry for having you guys throw this party.

I'll reimburse you for your wine, and I'm leaving.

Wait, no.

Brittany,

wait, no. She's my best friend.

Brittany, no, don't go.

What? I'm sorry.

I understand.

I know that... like to have a man hurt me.

But that's just it. Charlie's never hurt me.

That's why I can't leave him. He's never done anything bad to me.

That's how I felt about Donnie. I mean, I still had feelings for him after he

fucked half my family.

Until I realized who I truly am.

Or who you and I truly are.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, I know why you had a divorce.

You're gay, and that's amazing and beautiful.

I mean, I'm not going to leave Charlie. I don't even know if I'm gay.

How am I going to leave him if I'm not 100 % sure?

Well, why don't you try it out?

What do you mean?

Well, my bedroom is down the hall, and you can taste my

pussy if you want.

Can't you not have to fuck you to find out I'm gay?

I don't call it fucking. I call it making love. I mean, because I love you.

As a friend.

I love you too, you bitch.

Well, then come try it out. And if you don't like it, you have my blessing to

back home to your husband.

But if you do, then at least you'll know what you truly are.

Stop vomiting places and be happy.

Well, what about Debbie and Beatrice?

You want them to watch?

No,

I was thinking maybe we could watch them.

What?

Oh, my God.

Come on. I can just feel it.

Nice mouth of yours. Just rubbing you.

I love it.

You're so funny.

I'm sick. Whatever.

That's what I love about you. You love me?

Oh.

Do you want to take advantage of this?

Thank you, Maria.

No.

you

Thank you

Thank you.

Amen.

That's right.

I hope not.

It feels good.

Titty fuck me.

Oh, yes.

I love those titties.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

Who don't give a...

I just fell asleep right here with you. Oh, my friend.

Oh, my gosh. I'm sexy.

It is.

Thank you, honey.

You sure you don't want to fuck?

I know that I'm gay. I don't need to have a test to know that.

Maybe you're the one that isn't gay.

Did you ever think about that?

Maybe you're the one that needs a test.

I don't need testing.

I mean, I just wanted to test with you.

You know, you're right about Donnie. I did... turned gay just to piss them off,

but you know, everything changed when I met you.

I love you, Brittany.

I think you're beautiful and amazing, and I just,

if you don't feel the same way, I understand.

I know I'm hard to love.

That's not true.

You just gotta learn to love yourself as well.

Well, could you help me?

Is that another test?

I don't know about the test, but... Come on, let's just be real.

Okay. Do it.

You're so fucking sexy.

I can see you crawling with that.

Look at you.

Look at the cute little shirt.

I love your shirt.

Thank you.

I love your shirt.

It fits your body so well.

I love yours.

I can see your titties.

Thank you.

you're so beautiful I'm so glad you're

here

I can

taste your stress, of

course Yeah.

You're so welcome. I love your body.

Oh my

god.

I am magical.

Take off your thing.

Easy access.

Easy access.

To my little teeth.

I had this in my whole life.

Get some.

I love you. You're just amazing.

You're so beautiful.

You're so beautiful.

I love you.

It smells so good.

They've got hearts for you.

God, you're so fucking hot.

I can't believe this is happening.

It just, it tingles.

Thank you very much.

I hope you feel wet.

You want me to pet you?

Yeah.

There's your pussy.

I wanna look at it.

Oh.

Oh my god, it's so tight.

Isn't it nice?

Oh my God.

twins teeth.

You're so perfect.

You're perfect.

I love everything

about

you. You're just so fucking important to us.

I love you too.

Peace.

I love you, Vivian.

I love you, Vivian.

I love you,

Vivian.

I love

you,

Vivian.

I'm going to make it.

It's very good.

I'm so fucking sensitive.

I'm kind of so fucking good.

I'm so fucking pretty.

fucking good at it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, they're so fucking wet.

Oh, fuck.

Your fucking titties shaking.

Oh, fuck me. You're so fucking cute.

Oh,

I feel my fucking tits acting weird.

Oh, your pussy's stripping off.

Do you want it?

You want to answer that? It's probably your husband.

You have my blessing.

How would I give you my blessing?

Now how about a close present?

Let's go.