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Bro. It was funny. Two seconds ago.
Seriously, man. What were you thinking,
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I don't understand you, Bruce.
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I'll tell you.
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Bro, have you seen this on any other
day? Any fucking other day there'd be
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bitches here and there and there and
there. Yeah, but still, man. You told
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like, come to the pool, Evan. Come to
the pool, Evan. Come to the pool.
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nothing but hotties. Everywhere we go,
there's nothing but hotties.
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And now, bro, we're here, dude, and
there's no hotties. Let's go to the
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then.
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You think there's going to be hotties at
the beach, too? Bro, look at the
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weather, bro.
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Look at that. It's borderline hurricane
out here.
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No, I'm not from here.
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I'm from California, bro. We don't have
rain.
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What do you mean you don't have rain?
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What is this shit?
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This is rain. This is South Florida,
baby.
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Jeez, we're the only... And what's worse
is that we're the only two guys up
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here.
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Literally, you promised me hot chicks,
big tits. Boobs are all nine.
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I don't understand you.
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I don't know, bro. Let's go try
something else.
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Let's go have some mimosas.
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What?
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What are you, a 40 -year -old chick now?
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Whatever, bro.
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I don't understand. I lost my whole
fucking vibe now. I don't even want to
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up bitches.
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Let's go. Let's just go fucking.
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I don't know. Let's go play mini golf or
something.
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Mini golf. That's the best idea.
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That's what you want to do.
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Let's go drink our stars and play
shuffleboard.
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How about that?
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Shuffleboard? I don't even know how to
play shuffleboard.
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Where does one even play shuffleboard
at? Tell me. At the bar, bro. Tell me.
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What are you doing? What was that? That
was my muscle memory.
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I don't even know what that means. I'm
fucking a master shuffleboarder. I'm
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like, bro.
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What did I say? What? Look behind me.
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Oh, the chick with the jean skirt and
the t -shirt?
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Well, she's not that bad. I mean, she's
kind of... Yeah, I guess she's... I
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don't know where the fuck she's hiding.
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Bro, she's wearing a jean skirt, bro. To
the pool.
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She might be fucking, like, from Iowa or
something. I don't know. Like, she
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probably might be on vacation.
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I don't even know what to say to you
right now, bro.
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Your rationale is she might be from
Iowa?
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What does that mean, Bruce?
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Look at her. Look, she's going in the
water with the jeans turned on, dude.
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Who does that?
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I don't know.
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Yo, look at it.
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She's so ridiculous.
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What is going on here, bro?
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She's definitely not from here, bro. She
doesn't know any better. Your Iowa girl
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is literally ridiculous right now, bro.
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Well, hey, it's not like, you know what
I'm saying? Like, look at us. We're out
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here.
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Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, my
God.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Dude, is this real?
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Dude. She's from Brazil. Oh, first she's
from Iowa. Now she's from Brazil. I
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don't know. That looks like a Brazilian
bikini or something like that. Like, Oh
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my God.
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Oh,
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yo,
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can we, can we please go talk to her?
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Come on.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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This way, this way, this way. Don't be a
perv. Don't be a perv. Hey.
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No, don't act like you're looking. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool. So this
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is the pool area?
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Yeah, this is the pool. And it comes
with the penthouse?
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Yeah. Oh, hey. How are you doing?
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Oh, I'm good.
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I'm sorry. I was just showing my friend
this apartment here.
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Are you from here?
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No, actually, I'm just visiting a
friend.
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What kind of bathing suit are you
wearing right now? I didn't think
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going to be here.
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You see? You see? Nobody comes to the
pool, dude, in the rain.
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So many people come here. You can't even
imagine.
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We're going to wear this and cause a
riot.
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I wasn't planning on seeing anyone, so I
didn't want too many tan lights. Where
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are you from?
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I'm from Florida.
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Florida? Yeah.
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What's your name?
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My name's Lexi.
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Lexi. Evan, nice to meet you. This is
Bruce.
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So, dude, are a lot of people normally
here?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's literally, I mean,
there's nobody right now because we're
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pretty early, but, I mean. There's
actually cameras. Yeah, there's cameras
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Give her your towel. Be a gentleman.
Give her your towel. Just give her your
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towel.
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Yeah.
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Jeez.
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You know, we're going to need that towel
back, by the way, just so you know.
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Well, I have my own.
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Oh. Well, then we can make an exchange
later on.
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I don't even know what to call this. Is
this a bikini or like that?
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Call it swimwear.
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Swimmer.
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Call it swimwear. You look like a
swimmer.
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Yeah. Yeah. You know. What are you guys
doing?
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Well, the thing is, okay, Ruthie over
here said that there's going to be a
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bunch of hotties here.
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And then when we got here, it was just
him and I.
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Because I'm trying to get him to get
another apartment here.
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Oh, you live here?
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Yeah, I live here. Oh, okay.
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He's got one of the penthouses here, so.
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Oh.
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Trying to recruit and get some money for
a recruiting fee?
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No, no, no, nothing like that. I'm just
trying to have the homie here, you know.
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Do you have one of those with a nice
open balcony?
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Oh, you know about that?
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Do you have one also? Well, my friend
lived here, so I'm visiting my friend.
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She doesn't have one here, but I keep
seeing them around when we're walking
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around. Oh, Bruce.
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Bruce.
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Tell her about the patio, bro.
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It's very private.
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So can I come up and see it?
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If you want to lay out, you can check it
out.
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Can I lay out there maybe naked?
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As long as you guys aren't filming me. I
mean, it's not like this is... No, no,
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no. We're definitely not going to film
you. But here's the thing, though.
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Bruce is very, very kind of, like,
protective over his stuff. And I'm
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sure, Bruce, you want your towel back,
right?
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Yeah, I do want my towel back.
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So... It's okay.
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Do you want to just give it to him now
so that way he doesn't feel awkward?
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Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Just because, like,
I'm... My brain or something.
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It's pretty sunny right now, but you
never know the weather. Yeah, there's a
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whole bunch of people that's coming. Let
me get up for you. Let me get up for
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you.
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So, what was that thing?
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I forgot. I think you were going to show
me the patio. Oh, yeah, let's go to the
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patio. So I'm just going to grab my
shoes.
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Yeah, don't forget those.
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Thank you.
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Madame.
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What do you think baby?
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You know what else is really nice?
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What? My couch.
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My couch is a nice couch. We'll call it
a seat.
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Yeah, we'll call it a seat.
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Well, here. I mean, don't be shy.
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You're already a... I mean, let me take
that from you. I mean, I'm going to keep
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my knowledge.
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What?
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Yeah, you look like a really modest
girl. Yeah. So,
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what is this thing I'm getting?
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This is my bikini.
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This is a bikini? Uh -huh. Well, it's
like a monokini.
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Is that a technical term?
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Well, you know, it covers the most
important thing.
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That's really awesome.
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What? I just go like this.
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You're like pretty much naked.
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Did you make that yourself?
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No. The girlfriend staying with here let
me borrow it because I don't really
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have anything that's skimpy enough.
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Really? To not get terrible tan lines
in.
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Hmm.
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That would probably be some interesting
tan lines.
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You'd have like an arrow pointing at
your vagina.
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Oh my gosh, you're right. It is like an
arrow.
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No. If that was the tan line,
technically, that would be an arrow.
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That's so funny.
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You're creative.
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Maybe I should be an artist, like a tan
line artist.
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Maybe. I should become a bikini, you
know.
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Does it create an arrow in the back as
well?
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Let's see.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, no. There really wouldn't be a line
or anything.
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I can't really see where this is going.
You know what that's for, though, right?
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Oh, well.
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After lunch, in case you have something
stuck in your teeth.
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Maybe just block it out.
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Sorry. Well, technically, you didn't eat
anything just yet. Oh, I didn't.
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But, I mean, I am hungry.
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He is. He really is. Very hungry.
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You're so naughty. Yeah, I mean, and I
do have Fawkes on deck. I mean, you
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perhaps I could, you know, we could have
lunch together.
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Well, let me at least take my shoes off.
Oh, no, I like those shoes.
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No, but I don't want to get your couch
dirty.
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That would be rude.
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Couches.
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I don't know how to flex. I used to have
muscles.
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That was before I went on this diet that
I want.
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You're on a diet? Yeah, I'm on a diet.
Luckily.
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What's on your diet?
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Pretty much just, um, just this.
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A pussy diet?
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Yeah, I'm on a pussy diet.
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Wow, did you see this pussy? Don't show
me.
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The only thing that was hidden by the
bikini, and it happens to be amazing.
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Why would you hide the best part? The
best part, right?
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No, I mean, I'm modest.
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You are modest, I can see that.
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I don't want anybody to see all of it.
Oh my.
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Are you having a good time? Are you
happy right now? You seem like you might
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a little excited.
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into it like the oh well you know
something about a micro what monokini
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just makes me you know i like
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that yeah
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You weren't planning on this?
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You were very modest, I have to say.
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Do you like these tips?
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I can show you my apartment.
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You're right, the view is great.
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I want to see you ride this thing.
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It helps with tan lines.
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It doesn't really.
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Thank you.
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