All language subtitles for Wife Swap The Real Housewives Edition S01E03_[English] (SUBRIP)

I'm going to Orange County.

Ahh.

I'm about to step into
someone else's life.

I can't believe I get to be
a real housewife.

I'm having breakfast
made for me.

Sounds like a vacation.

Oh, my God.

This woman has no idea
what she's in for.

I'm not like your mommy
coming to bring you lunch.

Burn.

"Please use a trash can
and get all the poop."

We're limiting screen time.

Erik was sad.

It's very hard.

I need to do
her laundry.

You mean you need to
have me do her laundry.

I do laundry, too.

How are the household duties
divided?

Well, 60-40.
60 in your favor.

Maybe 70-30.

My name is Emily Simpson.

And I live
in Orange County.

My name is Shane Simpson.
I'm married to Emily.

Um...

Hi, babes.

We have three children
together, Annabelle,

Luke, and Keller.

Those are
mac and cheese bites.

Yeah, I don't know
how you make 'em.

I do wish we had
more family dinners.

I think that's important.

I make chicken nuggets
for my kids,

rice for Luke,
and then Shane is on his own.

Are you upset that I'm not
cooking with the oven?

No, I'm upset that I'm not
cooking with the oven.

I've been upset

that you don't cook
with the oven for years.

When Shane and I
first got married,

it was supposed to be

I'd be home with the kids,
and Shane would work.

And then I end up
on a TV show.

I work more
than I ever anticipated.

I'm an attorney,
and most of my time

is spent with
domestic duties.

Emily knows that I do a lot,

but I don't think
she values how much it is.

Did you get
the chicken nuggets out?

Oh, yeah, I forgot
to put 'em in.

Oh, God, I, really--

I should have sex
with him more.

He does a lot.

I-- honestly, I don't even
really know what to pack.

This is really weird.

Can you open it for me?

- Why me?
- No, don't leave.

I need help, Annabelle.

- Can't he do it?
- Annabelle.

I don't want to.

She complains about
my attitude,

and then, the next day,
she'll be like,

"Well, you got
your attitude from me."

I mean, she did.

I wonder what the new mom
is gonna think of us.

Annabelle!

I have this angry
12-year-old,

who is on the phone
all the time.

I retreat to
the bedroom a lot.

That's how I parent.

This woman has no idea
what she's in for.

Can you come spy for me?

Yes.

And if you see
my daughter, you know,

put in a good word for me.

Be like, "Hey, your mom
is pretty cool.

I don't know if you know this."
- Right.

I wonder
who is our new mom.

She's not a new mom.

She's a lady
that's coming here.

Replacing mom.

Well, we all take
a vote at the end

and see if we wanna
replace her or not.

The family that Emily is gonna
go be spending time with,

I don't know
what they're lacking,

but I hope that,
that husband

doesn't do crap
in the house.

Cal, where are
the hand towels?

I'm getting them.

My pet peeve
when it comes to Erik,

I mean, where-where
do we start?

Oh, Caley,
something absolutely stinks

in this refrigerator.

Cal, how are
those waffles coming along?

Cal!

My name is Erik Svensson.

This is my wife,
Caley Svensson.

I can introduce myself.

I'm Caley Svensson.

We have three children.

Our 11-year-old boy,
Graham,

Adelaide,

and then I have
my youngest, Georgina.

And then we have
a pig in the house.

We live on a farm.

I am a stay-at-home mom.

My day starts
at 7 o'clock.

I feed the chickens,
feed the horses.

I take care of our children.

I get the groceries done,
do the laundry, make dinner.

Hey, off of me!

Mom does the cooking.
Mom does the cleaning.

Dad ruins everything.

Erik does not do much.

I take
the garbage out, okay?

My house is
very much reminiscent

of, like,
the English countryside.

Ever since I was
a little girl,

I always dreamed of
having this backyard farm.

What in the heck is
a goat doing inside?

I think Erik
loves the farm.

Yeah, he definitely
loves the farm.

I hate the farm.

I never thought I'd be
buying hay, you know,

and things like that,
or paying for a vet.

It's crazy how much
they charge.

I'm effectively
a walking ATM for the family,

I feel like, at times,
but I'm the dad,

and-and I have to sponsor
everyone's happiness.

It is a thankless job.

Erik, did you let
the pig in?

Erik!

- Hmm-- I don't
like that question.
- The pig.

Hello.

I'm a medical director at
a large healthcare facility.

My job, it-it-it's
a lot of work,

and it's stressful.

I don't think
I'm appreciated.

I know he works,
but I would love for Erik

to take more of an active role
in the household.

You wanna come to work
and have lunch with me?

Why is that
so important to you?

Because it's-it's
an expression of love and care.

I'm not like your mommy
coming to bring you lunch.

Wow.

Can you please
go take a shower,

so I can get in there?

Okay.

'Cause I gotta get ready.

I just wanna be
acknowledged, you know.

Oh, my gosh.

Stop.

You treat me like
a venereal disease.

You're just being dramatic.

She does give the animals
a lotta kisses.

Maybe I'll put a horse head
or something on,

and she'll give me
a big hug and kiss.

We'll see.

I'm doing the swap because
I hope that Erik learns

how much I actually do
around the house

and keep it
nice and smooth

so that he can walk in,
have his dinner

and his fresh undies,
without lifting a single finger.

Burn.

Adelaide, did you
finish your homework?

Yeah, I did.

Uh-oh, guys, I'm gonna
find out where I'm going.

I'm guessing Utah.

Where are you going?

I'm going to
Orange County, California.

Oh.

I wonder
who I'm trading with.

Uh, you're screwed
if it's Terry Dubrow.

Let's just say that, okay.

'cause that is the guy that's
gonna take me in the Ferrari

with the-with the gray hair.
- Ahh, no.

That is
your worst nightmare.

My worst nightmare is you
going across the country

to live with another man
for a week.

I have never left Erik
alone with our three children

in my whole life.

It's frightening,
just, like, frightening.

I don't-- I pray for him.

Probably not that good.

Okay, I'm-I'm
going to New Jersey.

- Oh.
- New Jersey?

Alexa, where is
Park Ridge, New Jersey?

In New Jersey.

Mommy is headed out
for a couple of days.

She's gonna be back.

Muah.
I love you.

Bye, mama.

Have fun.

Okay, you'll be fine.

Annabelle, come say goodbye.
Give me a hug.

Please.

Can you be good
while I'm gone?

Can you be nice
to the lady?

Okay, sounds good.

I'll see you in a few days.

I'm thinking, okay, Jersey,
like, I don't know-- Shore.

I hope they have a dog.

At least one dog.

That would make me
feel more at home.

I cannot believe
I am in the O.C.,

and I'm about to be
a housewife.

Is it, like, a requirement
that everyone has to have,

like, a Range Rover
or a G Wagon?

You don't have houses
like this in Orange County.

Oh, cute, it's a farm.

Does that mean
it's a real farm?

There's so many horses.

It's very equestrian.

Oh, my God, there's a pig!

There's a freaking pig.

It's-it's better
than a dog.

Oh, my God, you're a pig.

Hi, do you have a name?

Oh, my gosh,
can you show me around?

Would you like
to take a tour?

Oh, my gosh, I thought
a pig would be softer.

It's so wiry.

There's Crocs.
I can't deal with Crocs.

I can't.

Oh, it's Emily.

Her family is so sweet.

This feels very strange
to be in somebody else's house.

Why is it so clean?

I shouldn't touch anything.

I feel like it felt
bigger on TV.

Not my style,

but I like it,
if she likes it.

There's not a lot of
stories being told

in the design of the house.

It feels like I could've
walked into Pottery Barn.

Don't wanna judge.

Okay, okay.

Oh, my God,
there are horses!

There's horses! Oh!

Oh, my God, this is
making me feel like a kid

all over again.

I grew up on 12 acres, kind of
in the middle of nowhere,

riding horses across
a field, bareback.

Like, that was
how I was raised.

What else is in there?
There's something else.

Oh, yeah, it's a goat.

Okay, now my shoes
are destroyed.

Oh, wait,
but I see a letter.

Oh, my God,
she handwrote hers.

Are you ready?

"Dear new Svensson wife,
welcome to the farm."

"First of all, let me
introduce you to my family.

Shane is my husband
of 16 years.

He comes off
very sarcastic and snarky."

That feels very familiar.

"We share
kid responsibilities."

Well, not so same.

"And I'd say he does
more than me." Really?

"Morning starts at 7 a.m.

The horses, goats, pig,
chickens get fed.

Ask Adelaide, not Erik."

Erik doesn't do much
around here, does he?

"Annabelle is 12."

Aww, "She's feral and sassy.

It's impossible
to get through to her

because she's always
on her phone.

If you can break through
her tough exterior

and find a way
to communicate with her

and bond with her,
I'd love that."

"To clean the barn,
please use a trash can

and get all the poop.

Don't let Erik
make you do everything.

He needs to be
a better partner."

I think she's been catering
to him for a long time.

So, then how do you
switch that?

Enter Emily
from Orange County.

Hello.

Hi? Hello?

Adelaide, did I say
it right?

- Yeah.
- Hi, I'm Emily.

- Hi, Emily.
- It's nice to meet you.

Georgina?
That's a beautiful name.

How are you?

- Good.
- Good.

And you're Graham, right?
- Mm-hmm.

- And you're 11.
- Yep.

I'm Caley's mom, Sue.

But they call me papa
just in case you get confused.

Now, what's
the pig's name?

'cause your mom
just called him piggy?

His name is Pikachu.

Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi, guys.

- How are you?
- I'm-I'm Caley.

- Hi, I'm Shane.
- Hi-- Caley.

This is, uh, Luke.

- Luke, hi.
- And this is Keller.

Hi, guys.

She's a girl,
and my sister is a girl,

so they're probably gonna be
partying all day.

This is
my daughter, Annabelle.

- Hi, Annabelle.
- This is Caley.

Well, I'm gonna
make dinner for these kids

to get it started.

Can I do anything
to help?

Uh, no, I'll get it.
Thank you.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

You have not met my husband,
but he doesn't do that.

What's dinnertime
for you guys?

I just eat.

In our house, we eat dinner
every night at 5 o'clock.

I think the biggest thing
that bond families

are those traditions.

- So, it is Friday.
- Okay.

And we're gonna go
out to dinner, just you and I,

and these kids
can figure out

how to take care of
themselves while we're out.

- Seriously?
- No, they have a babysitter.

No, but seriously,
we're going out to dinner?

- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, all right.

You do eat dinner,
don't you?

- Yeah, but I just--
- Okay.

Like, my husband and I,
we never go out.

So, like, that's--
- Oh, well, here you go.

Yeah.

Oh, he's not gonna be happy
to see that on TV.

Shane cooks.
He cleans.

He's scheduling date night.

I didn't think
these husbands exist.

Apparently, they do.

So, have you ever
mucked a stall before?

Yeah, I'm from Ohio.
I used--

I grew up with horses.
- Oh, so--

Oh, so,
then you're okay.

I just-- I've been in
Orange County for a long time.

It's so dirty in there.

I know.
Well, you can come in.

Take a pitchfork.
- All right.

Are we getting
the dirty hay out?

Is that the goal?
- Yeah, yeah.

That's the goal.

Okay, and then
we're putting it in the--

Oh, we have to get
the manure out, too.

So, there's lots
of poop in here.

I'm cool with cows
and horses, but...

this-this is not
what I envisioned.

- Annabelle?
- Yeah.

Do you wanna come
and help me with a makeup

for just, like,
a hot second?

No.

Ouch.

Twelve-year-old girls,
they're just as difficult

as I remember them
in middle school.

What am I doing?
What did I sign myself up for?

Emily, how we doing
in there?

I'm good.

It reminds me of my childhood.
- You having a great time?

I got a lot.

Did you see how much I got?
- You got a lot.

The barn looks great.

I can't wait until
the rules change

because I am so tired.

That was physically
very difficult.

- How was it?
- Rough.

I haven't worked
that hard in 16 years.

You want this one?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Manage my dad,
is the biggest one.

Hi, baby, little baby.

Hey, guys.

- Hey, Dad.
- Hi.

Hey, how are you?

This is Emily.

- Hi, Emily. I'm Erik.
- Hi. I'm Emily.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Erik.

I've heard a lot
about you.

I've never met someone
from the O.C. before.

I'm very nervous.

Maybe she's gonna be
a little bit like a-a diva.

Goodbye, everybody.

- Bye, papa. Thank you.
- Bye.

So, what should
we do after dinner?

We go for walks
as a family.

We walk down
the street a lot.

Sometimes we take the horse.

Okay, let's put
our shoes on.

- Okay.
- Let's do it.

Yeah.

Adelaide, are you
gonna put the halter on?

I don't know how to do
the halter aspect.

I know how to do
the halter.

- Okay, I'm gonna step back.
- What do you think?

I'm gonna step back.

This is great.

Come here, sir.

There we go, I got it.

No! Dad!

- Go!
- Shut it, Adelaide!
Shut it, Adelaide!

Shut it, Adelaide!
- He's gonna run away!

No, no, no!

Watch your feet.

Okay.
- No, he's gonna run away!

Adelaide, give it to me.

- No, let Miss Emily do it.
- Sweetheart...

Miss Emily, can you
get Navi's on first?

Yes.

Very impressive,
oh, my gosh.

I've been here five minutes,

and I'm already having
to manhandle the horse.

I've just met Erik.
I don't know him very well,

but he clearly does not know
how to handle animals,

even though he has
a whole bunch of 'em

in his backyard.

Boy, if you didn't wrangle in
the horse back there,

it would've been a crisis.

Oh, yeah.

I like that the goats
are eating

just your neighbors' shrubbery.

Should we apologize
to this house,

or should we just move on?

I think we should
move on quick

before the police
are called on us.

- Okay.
- Back here.

Oh, he's pooping.
- Oh.

Oh, for Pete's sake.

I haven't been on a date
in a very long time.

All right.

I'm gonna be really boring
and just do the cheese pizza.

Go for a cheese pizza.
I'll do the suprema.

- The suprema-- done.
- Yeah.

- Thanks.
- Of course, no worries.

These are regular occurrences
for you guys,

like every Friday night?
- If we can, yeah.

I would love to do this
more with Erik.

It's just-- it just seems
so overwhelming.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you.
- All right.

So, chef brought you this crudo.
- Oh, wow, thank you.

My husband, he works so much
that he wants

this traditional housewife and
somebody that stays at home.

Tricky part is,
is that I still feel guilty

in that I don't financially
bring an income in.

Yeah,
but I disagree with that.

Of course, I don't know
your household.

No, sure.

But finance
is not everything, right?

Could he have three kids
on his own? No.

So, you know,
it goes both ways.

It goes both ways.

You're hoping Emily
is gonna come back

with anything different

or a different perspective
on anything?

Yeah.
You gave me some, uh, hope

because Erik
doesn't do anything.

I would like it
if Emily came home

and said, "Thank you," more,
some form of recognition

for things that I do.
Yeah, I would love that.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Well, you're gonna
go to bed tonight

without puttin' kids to bed.

- It's weird.
- Yeah.

I'm gonna, like, be walking
in circles in the room.

I'm like, what do I do
with myself?

Hope you're not bored.

Is it pajama time?

Oh, my God, it's 8:12,
honey bunny.

- So?
- How we just put 'em on?

Let's get ready for bed.
How about that?

Let's get the rest of the crew.
Where is Graham?

You go there
and get your pajamas on,

and I'll be right there, okay?

First of all, it's hard enough
to have three kids,

but have you ever tried to
put three kids to bed alone?

Okay, do you know
where your pajamas are?

In our household,
a lot of times,

it's divide and conquer.
Let's go to bed.

With Erik, like,
he retreats to his den,

or office,
or whatever that is.

It's overwhelming.
It's exhausting.

It's a lot of work.

Oh, you're back.

What's going on with your dad?

I thought you were
going to bed.

No?
Okay, all right.

Breakfast!
Waffles! Bacon!

I feel like I've woken up
at a hotel.

I don't wanna swap the rules.
This feels good.

Good morning, guys.
- Good morning.

So, Shane,
did you make some waffles?

Yeah.
Do you want some waffles?

I would love a waffle.
Thank you.

This is lovely.

- Adelaide!
- Yeah?

Do you want to come help me
feed the horses?

Okay.

I love your outfit.
We match.

Annabelle wants
nothing to do with me,

and if I told her
we had to wear matching outfits,

she would literally die.

So, Adelaide is just
so sweet and cute.

Let's go visit the chickens.

Okay, we just--
I just put 'em in here?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, they're warm.
What are their names?

We haven't named 'em.

I feel like we should
name them all.

What about this white one,
right here?

We could name it Tamra.

Do you have a fancy chicken?

One with, like,
the yellow stripes on her neck?

We can name it
Heather Dubrow.

The disheveled chicken...
- Yeah.

That one is named Shannon.

Before it lost
all its feathers,

it used to be named Moon.
- Moon?

Yeah, because it was, like,
all black.

Well, that-that tracks a lot.
You have no idea.

Do you spend more time
with mom or with dad?

More time with mom.

Um, every Monday,
we horseback ride,

and after horseback riding,
we always go to the diner.

Do you wish you spent
more time with dad?

Yeah, a little bit.

Does he stay in
his office a lot?

Yeah.

With an increase
interstitial lung markings

and pulmonary vascular
congestion. Period.

Do you wish he came out more
and, like, did more fun things

with kids and your mom?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I've only been around Erik
for a day,

but, basically,
Caley does everything,

and Erik is working
in his office,

and, like, tepidly
kind of interject sometimes.

- Doin' okay?
- Yeah.

- Gonna have some lunch?
- Okay, let's do your soup.

We're gonna do it in
the same bowl we did yesterday?

- Yeah, the same.
- So, Emily, you got this?

- Yes.
- You sure?

- I got it.
- Okay.

Caley has always done
everything for me.

I'm sort of embarrassed
to admit it,

but I-I have been molded
into this kind of guy

who is just
dependent on his wife

to do everything
around the house.

- What do you want?
- A seltzer.

A seltzer?
Is that what you called it?

I'm doing all the work.

I'm making lunch for the kids,
and Erik just watches me do it.

All right, and then you wanna--

do you want me
to do the hot water,

or you wanna do it?
- Yeah.

I'm gonna go hide.

Erik is going to be in for
a rude awakening

when I change the rules.

This is not gonna fly.

How does she do this
every day?

Whoever gets there first
does this pile.

On your mark...

Oh, dad!

Oh, dad!

Special guest has arrived.

- Hello, hello.
- Hi.

You're so beautiful,
replacement Emily.

Aww, thank you.
Nice to meet you.

- This is Caley from New Jersey.
- Oh, you're from Jersey?

- Yes.
- You're my people.

I'm from New York.

I recognized Gina right away.

Those are two
dysfunctional nutjobs.

- They're so----ed up.
- They are.

We're not like that.
- No.

We're totally normal.

Figured we would go down
to the marina and get coffee

because we need--
- Oh, my God, thank God, coffee.

Yeah, oh, yeah,
I'm a big coffee person.

I'm gonna start saying
"cawfee" now.

See ya!

Do you have, like,
an extra-large?

Yeah.

This is girl is seriously
undercaffeinated.

The largest size coffee
you have.

I'm a stay-at-home mom,
so it's, like, I do everything.

I understand because
I used to live that life.

Like, do you have things
you do day-to-day

during the week
just for yourself?

Some women go to, like, yoga.
Emily goes to the gym.

Like, I usually
will go to the barn.

- It's not, like, social at all.
- No.

I'm usually talking to the pig,
who is eating lunch next to me.

Conversation doesn't go great.
- Yeah, that's--

I feel like we could do
better than that.

- Yeah.
- My partner that I'm with now

is my partner, and my soulmate,
my everything,

but it doesn't take away from
me always wanting to, like,

lean into myself,
fulfill the things that I need,

and I've found that to be
very healthy.

Like, I feel guilty
taking that.

- Your husband has a job?
- Mm-hmm.

- And you're 9 to 5 housewife.
- Right, right.

Then anything
outside of those hours

should be shared responsibility.
- That's interesting.

That's, like, a really
interesting perspective.

The last person I please
is myself.

So, it's just...

Caley is lovely.
I think she's wonderful.

I just feel a little bad
for her, honestly.

You do so much
for everybody else,

and then you tend to
lose yourself.

It's like you got yourself
kinda backed in a corner there.

Baby is in a corner.
Nobody should back--

Yeah, don't put Caley
in a corner.

But, I mean-- hi, love.

You want to come home
with me, too?

He said yes.

Family meeting--
since I've been here,

we've been living by
your mom's rules.

So, now we're gonna
switch it all up,

and we're gonna do
Emily's rules.

Oh.

I'm very excited about
the rules changing

because I feel like
possibly I can--

Ha!
All right.

Before, like,
we start anything,

I just wanted to say my rules
are about being present

and being together as a family.

Rule number one is,
we're limiting screen time.

I'd love to see your kids
actually engaging

and going outside to be active.

Tomorrow, we could all
do something together.

Okay.

Annabelle is on her phone
a lot,

and so I would like to
have more moments

when she's actively engaged
with the family.

Are you gonna survive?
All right.

Well, we'll see
how it goes, huh?

We'll see.

All my rules
are going to help you

to be a more present dad.

Rule number one...
- Uh-oh.

Dad now has to
take care of the animals.

Why does everybody hate me?

I'm not a great
animal handler.

The big horse
bites me sometimes.

The-the goats look cracked out,
and I-I don't know

how to handle these things.

Rule number two--
bedtime, dad is in charge.

- Oh.
- And dad is putting you to bed.

You could choose for us
to go to bed at 10:00.

No.
How about 6:00?

Okay, yeah,
change the rule, please.

- Seven.
- Deal.

But, Georgina, I still wanna
have a dance party first.

My daughter, Adelaide and I,
we always cook together.

Annabelle might help me today
in the kitchen.

Can you assist
prepping dinner?

Okay, don't talk
with your mouth full.

She's fine.

Having family dinner
is a way of saying

I love each and every
one of you.

I would love to be able to
sit down as a family.

A sit-down dinner,
I would like that. Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Rule number three,

and this is very important--
you get to plan a date night

tonight for us.
- Wow.

- You have to cook something.
- Cook?

I don't know
how to cook anything.

I can't even make cereal.
Ow.

What was that for?

This is, uh, this is
gonna be interesting.

New rules starting now.

Come on, piggy pie.

- Dad, what are you doing?
- I gotta lure him in here.

Go at it, babydoll.
You love the pool.

It feels amazing to be doing
absolutely nothing.

Could you please go away?

I don't know why
you keep following me around,

asking me questions.

- Look at his butt.
- Wipe that butt off, big guy.

I have to keep my purse
next to me

because the pig
likes to root through it.

Oh, my God, he ate my Chapstick,
and two bottles of lotion,

and another Chapstick.

Give it back!

No, no, no.
Give it back!

Does Louis Vuitton repair bags
if a pig chewed on it?

How does she do this
every day?

You should ask her with
20 years of barn experience.

Oh, God.

- You got the easy part, dad.
- What's easy?

There's nothing easy.
The farm is a lot of work.

As I'm scooping the manure,
physically, it's-it's a lot.

How about whoever gets there
first does this pile?

On your mark, go.

Oh, dad, what the ?

What the hell is
wrong with you?

It was a race.

Help.
I think I broke my ribs.

Let me just wade through
the B.S.

You're not fully appreciated?

Is it hot in here?

Is it hot in here?

Help, somebody.

I think I broke my ribs.

Dad fell on top of me,
and I fell over.

So, we're both muddy now.

- Dad, are you okay?
- I'm horrible. Thank you.

Can you, like, cut, like,
one more of that sausage?

What?

Do you wanna, like,
cut the sausage a little bit?

- Sure.
- Like, into slices, maybe,

like, one or two more
for the pasta,

like, little kind of like saw--
exactly, yeah, that one.

Perfecto.
Thank you so much.

- Mm-hmm.
- Do you wanna wash your hands?

- No.
- You're like, "No, it's good."

When you're busy cooking
and chopping,

you can't be on a phone.

So, I'm looking for
any active way of engaging.

- Caley?
- Yes?

Do you need help
setting the table?

Do you need help
setting the table?

Double jinx.

Is this where the pans
have been all this time?

- Uh, yeah.
- Huh.

Daddy, do you know
how to cook beef?

I have no idea.

What do I do here?

Emily definitely switched up
the roles on me today.

Ahh, I just got
ground beef in my eye.

- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.

I can't see.
I really have a lot to learn,

but I'm sure I'll-I'll be able
to figure it out.

Is anyone listening for
the food to be done?

Oh, my God.

- Hey.
- Hello.

Hi.
How are you?

I'm Caley.
Nice to meet you.

Hi. Nice to meet you.
It smells so good.

Thank you for joining.

Growing up, we had dinner
every night at the table.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm, which was normal.

We talked about
our day every night.

Mm-hmm.

Being together
as much as possible

is just priceless.
- Of course.

The pasta looks good,
and so buttery.

Is it?
- Mm-hmm.

I don't care
what we have for dinner.

I just don't like
screentime limitations.

It's annoying.

- Can I be excused?
- If you're done, yes.

Thank you, boys,
for helping.

Now, we can talk badly
about you while you're gone,

right, Luke?
- No, never.

How dare you?

Never.

Oh, my gosh,
this is beautiful!

We did it up, yep.

We-we went
the extra mile for ya.

- Wow!
- These are roses.

- Sweetheart...
- What?

Don't you think
it's a little much?

- Hello.
- Hello.

Welcome to
the Glorious restaurant.

Tonight, we're gonna be
serving you lasagna cups

and Caesar salad.
- I love that.

Georgie, what's the name
of your restaurant,

again, sweetie?
- Glorious.

- Glorious.
- It's glorious.

- Perfect. She named it.
- I love it.

Yeah.

- Date night is on.
- Um, it's on.

So, I almost broke
my neck today out there.

I was, you know,
thinking to myself, like,

I can't believe my wife
does this every day.

Do you think maybe
there's something

holding you back from
putting more effort in

around the house?

That's a really--
uh, that's interesting.

I don't think
I'm appreciated.

Caley coming in,
sitting down with me,

watching a basketball game
for ten minutes,

I mean, like, to me, it makes
me happy, which, in turn,

will keep me more really
around the family, I think.

I don't think that
the whole situation

between Caley and Erik

is just Erik not participating
around the house.

It's much more
complex than that.

I think that he
doesn't feel valued,

and so he
just doesn't try.

Let me just wade
through the B.S.

and just get right
to the point.

There are probably obligations
that you do have to do

where you have
to go to your office.

- Yeah.
- But I think

you also go in there
as an escape.

Is it hot in here, or
is the-- is the air on?

So, you feel
a little resentment

because you're not
fully appreciated.

Right.

And you wish that
she had more gratitude

and affection towards you.
- Yes.

For all the hard work
to support her dreams.

Oh, my God, it's like
you stole my thoughts

out of my brain.

Let me just play
devil's advocate for a minute.

All the animals are because
Caley wants the animals, right?

Right, 100%.

It's not my passion,
but Caley's passion

has become my passion
in a lot of ways because--

Okay, but is it really
your passion?

I mean, clearly, you
want to make her happy.

Your dream isn't
to have goats and a pig

walking around your house.
- No.

But you let it happen
because it makes her happy.

Oh, my God,
can we bottle that up

and ship it out,
you know, to Caley?

I would like a little more,
maybe, credit.

And I can see that,
and I think that's not...

...an unreasonable request.

I can see my husband in you,
and then it makes me sad

that I don't recognize
his feelings.

Okay.

And so, maybe the same thing
is happening to her.

Mic drop.

It doesn't feel like
he's getting what he needs.

I don't know
how to fix that.

Annabelle, do you wanna
come up when you're done

with your ice cream?
Annabelle?

Hmm?

You wanna come up
when you're done

with your ice cream?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, thank you.

You gonna wear an apron
to the dance party?

- It's my dress.
- Let's do it.

- Yay!
- You're so much fun.

Okay, now turn.

There you go.

Turn, again.

The kids are amazing.
They're so sweet and kind.

I feel like I'm establishing
a connection with them,

and it makes me think,
you know what?

Sometimes you just have
to embrace the chaos.

There you go.
There you go.

Aww, everybody
is in comfy cozies.

Yeah, it's
comfy cozy time.

Annabelle, do you
have a favorite movie?

- "The Bad News Bears."
- Oh, yeah.

- I've never seen that.
- What?

- Yeah!
- Oh, my God.

I have to put it on.

All right, ladies,
you know what time it is, right?

- No.
- It's time for bed.

All right.
You guys go to bed.

Good night.
- Good night.

So, guys,
is there one thing

that you're going to miss
about me being here?

- Everything.
- Aww, really?

Yeah.

Do you guys think you want
to continue family dinner

when I leave?
- Yeah.

Do you think you
should get a pig?

Yeah, if it's big
and juicy.

No, don't you dare.

Today is my
last day here.

I thought that
we could do something

that dad would
like to do.

So, we're gonna
go flyfishing.

Oh, my God.

I set this up
because I feel like

Erik doesn't get to do
the things that he enjoys doing.

What do you like to do?
- I-I love fishing.

I just don't
have the time.

It's gonna be great!

Yay! What's flyfishing?

Graham, easy, bud.
Easy, Graham.

All right.
Oh, my God.

I caught--
I caught somethin'.

This--
Look at what I caught.

Remember the fly is flying,
right now, guys, okay?

- Daddy.
- Yeah, baby?

- I don't wanna fish.
- All right, honey.

You don't have to fish.
- Ahh, ahh, ahh.

- Okay, can we head home?
- Head home?

We just got here, kids.
- Daddy, I'm hungry.

Gr-Graham, you literally
just struck our new mom.

Okay.
- Oh, I did?

Oh, it's okay.

I love that Emily
planned this whole day.

I love that the kids
came along.

It felt like I was
the center of attention,

and I gotta-- I gotta say
that felt really good,

but it's kind of a disaster.

All right.
I can't do this with kids.

- This is chaotic.
- I cannot do this with kids.

I will not do
this with kids.

It's chaotic,
and it's a disaster,

and Erik is miserable.
But you know what?

There's something actually
kind of fun about it.

I realize that I never
actually just make the effort

to do some type of activity
that Shane would like to do.

Was it everything that
you've dreamed of?

And more.

Annabelle,
wanna join our walk?

- I wanna go.
- I mean, go ahead.

Go ahead. Hold on.
Look at 'em.

Look at 'em.
My goodness.

That's so cool.

That is the coolest thing
I've ever seen.

Something that works in
my family is going on walks.

- Wanna try riding it?
- Oh, hell no.

How come?

I'm gonna mess
up your bike.

It's fine. I-I've--

my parents don't know this,
but I, like, ran into

so many bushes and, like,
fell off it so many times.

I'm seeing a genuine smile.
We're laughing.

Truly, it just took time.
Took patience.

How do you pedal
on this thing?

Pedal.

It's too small for you.

This is amazing.

Like, I finally got
through to her.

- Hello, family.
- Hello.

This is it.

Oh, man, we're,
like, super bummed out

that you're--
you're leaving.

- Yeah, it was really fun.
- I had fun, too.

And, you know, you guys
being so amazing and so fun,

like, really ignited
something in my heart

that I just want
to go home and have

those same kind
of moments with my kids.

Going into this experience,
I didn't really feel like

there was much to take away
from someone else's life.

It makes me reflect.

Why do I not put more time
and effort into my own family?

I would not have opened up
about all the feelings

and stuff, but you
made it so easy.

I've learned a tremendous amount
from this experience.

I-I have to be
a better husband.

I have to do better.

So, when Caley comes home,
I'm excited to introduce her

to kinda this newer,
better version of-of me.

I just have
a parting gift.

No, you didn't.

It's a dustpan for you.

This is gonna be
my special dustpan.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Let's say goodbye, guys.

I'm gonna miss
you so much.

Bye, Erik.
- I appreciate you.

- And you're a good guy.
- Safe travels.

- Okay.
- No cryin'.

I'm so excited
to see my kids.

I'm so excited
to meet your mom.

Annabelle--
she might hug me.

She might not.

Hello?
Oh, my goodness!

Hi, buddy.

Hi, Belles.
- Hi.

Hi, honey.
I missed you.

Hi, Caley.
- Hi. I feel like...

Of course.

Oh, my God,
I don't know why I'm--

Oh! I'm sorry.

Sorry, that was chaotic.

Sorry. I don't know why
I got so emotional.

I know.

Keller,
how are you, honey?

- Good.
- Oh, my goodness.

All right, well...

All right,
you're taking the kids?

I love you.

Now that everybody
is gone...

Now that Shane is gone,
and my children are gone,

tell me what
you really think.

How was Annabelle?

- She was standoffish.
- Yeah.

I wanted to let her warm up
to me in her own time.

When we switched the rules,
I wanted to get everybody

to sit at one table
for family dinners

because it starts to
create this tradition

of, like, hey,
we're checking in.

Yeah, I love
that you did that

because we never sit down
as a family.

Right.

And I'll tell you.
When I was with your kids--

and every time I talk
about your kids,

I get so emotional.
I don't know why.

Stop.

But I wanted to be
around them so much.

It made me really
think about how,

when I'm in my own house,

I don't do that a lot
of time with my own kids.

And I'll go in my room,
and I'll just, like,

wanna be alone, and I'll want
to watch TV or something.

And I thought,
I have to go home

and do this
with my own children.

I know.

One thing, I got to spend
some time with Annabelle.

I knew that was
important to you.

Mm-hmm.

And one of
my rule changes

was just have her come
and sit on the couch with us.

- Mm-hmm.
- You know,

and just know that,
like, we want her here

and want her to
be part of the family.

Right.

So, I think that if
you can lead with that

and encourage just
a little bit of family time.

And instead of being scared
to do it because it's crazy,

and it's hard, we just have
to do it anyway.

- Yeah. Enjoy the chaos.
- Yeah.

So, Erik and I
had a date night.

He had to cook.

- Oh, you got Erik to cook?
- Yes. So, he had--

Did he even know where
the pots and pans were?

Probably not.

I could tell that
he was so nervous.

And I think he recognized
that he does need

to do more things
in the house,

but I felt
like he was sad.

And I think-- and I'm--
I'm not trying to--

- No, no, I just--
- I think that he works

so hard to give you
the dream life that you want,

and I don't think he feels
like that's acknowledged.

With some of the things,
like, I don't want

to talk about right now,
but, like, it's very hard.

With some of the things,
like, I don't want

to talk about right now,
but, like, it's very hard.

I get it, but he
sacrificed a lot of things

to make you happy.
- Yeah, yeah.

Maybe why he doesn't
help out more,

is because he doesn't feel
like he's getting what he needs.

The love back.

I don't know how to
fix that in myself.

I have this wall up,
and I can't get it down,

and I don't know what's
wrong with me, you know.

I want to be
affectionate for him.

How do I be
a better wife to him?

And I just feel like--
- You know what I think?

I think if you just
gave him a hug

when he came home from work.
- I know.

If you just started
with that...

Yeah.

I really, really,
really struggle

with showing my love
for my husband.

This was a wake up call.

If I took anything away
from your home was,

I really appreciated
how much Shane contributes

to this family
and how much he does.

He does a lot.
You have a wonderful partner.

I would naturally think
Shane or somebody else,

but why doesn't Erik deserve
those same compliments

that I offer
your husband?

I should just say thank you
for all those things

that he does.

And, also, you could
go to lunch with Erik.

Oh, God, not lunch.

- Yes.
- Not the lunch.

You're gonna have to
go to lunch with Erik.

Can you go meet him
for lunch once a week?

- I can.
- Okay.

I feel like maybe that will
be, like, my olive branch.

And he's a great guy.

I'll, uh,
grab my little lunchbox

and go meet Erik.
- Yes, give him a hug.

Yes.

And I think
it'll do wonders.

I know.

I think taking Caley
outside of her comfort zone

and her own little
mini farm

probably really
opened her eyes.

I think she wants
to be different.

I think she wants her marriage
to be different.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi, babe.

How are you?

Hi, my love.
- Anything good? All right.

Caley is leaving now.
Do you want to say bye?

Thank you, guys.
Thank you for everything.

Thank you, Annabelle.

Thanks for sharing
your home with me.

Thank you, Shane.
- It was really nice.

Yes.

All right, guys.
- Good luck with everything.

Take good care of mom.

When I walk in
that door tomorrow,

I'm hugging Erik,
and I'm saying,

"I love you, and I love
this beautiful family

"that you've given me
and how hard you work

"for our family."

Let me
give you that hug,

and then
he'll do the dishes.

- I want a family hug.
- Come on-- family hug.

- Stockpile.
- I missed you.

I would do it again.
I mean, maybe not soon.

Check back with me next year.
I feel like I would do it again.

I love you so much.

- You must be tired.
- You have no idea.

- Mommy!
- Hi, baby.

Mommy missed us.

All right,
here we go.

What time do you want me
to pick you up?

Can you come when it's,
like, 1:50?

Oh, you mean
he's waiting for you

when you get
out of school?

That's what dad does.

Oh, thank you.
I'm so hungry.

I love you.
- I love you, too.

Now, let me go do the dishes

and show you how much
I love you.

You know,
Florida has crocodiles.

It's the swamp people!

I'm new mom!

We do low-demand parenting.

So you allow them to do
whatever they wanna do.

We don't have
structured bed times.

Oh, they don't have
a schedule.

We're done with rules!

- Oh, my gosh!
- Dad.

What hap-- Oh!

Trouble's comin'.

Ahh! Sh--!

What in the Dr. Doolittle
is this place?

Somebody call Delta,
get my flight! Get my--