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Oh, shit.
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Hey, Kathy, what's up?
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No, I told you I'm fucking babysitting
the Henderson's kids.
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No, I'm totally in their bar having a
drink. I'm trying to have a drink.
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I thought he was going out with Kathy.
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Oh, whatever. Oh, my God. They totally
have, like, a full -on bar here, and
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they're not going to be back for, like,
three or four hours.
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Kids are in bed, so I'm going to have a
drink.
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Whatever. I'm not an alcoholic just
because I'm drinking by myself.
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No, it's cool.
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So what are you going to wear to the
dance next week?
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Oh, yeah. I think I made the drink a
little strong.
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No,
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you look good in purple.
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You should wear that.
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He's so hot. I don't know why you won't
go with him.
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No, he doesn't.
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He will not try to fuck you if you don't
want to fuck him.
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I don't know. I don't know who I want to
go with.
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Everybody already thinks I'm a total
slut, so I don't know who's going to
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to go with me to the dance.
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No, no, no.
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Fuck, you know what? Fuck the dance,
because nobody's going to ask me to go,
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I don't even care. So what I want to
talk about, and I want to know from you
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about the kegger last week. We're there.
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Everybody's been telling me because I
was so drunk that I ended up fucking
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in the back bedroom.
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Oh, my God. I really did. I don't even
remember. I was so wasted.
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But it was fun. It was totally fun.
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I don't know. I don't think it means I'm
a slut. I just like to get fucked up
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and fuck.
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Oh, my God. You know what would be a
good idea? Do you still have that pot?
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Come over and get stoned with me.
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No, no, okay, no. They're not going to
leave it home. You know what? Okay, even
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better. Come over and get stoned and
have some drinks with me.
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What about me, Sasha, having a drink
with you?
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I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Hi,
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Mr. Henderson.
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The kids are asleep. They're totally in
bed. And I didn't think you were going
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to be home.
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I'm fine. I got home a little early.
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Let's see, the kids are in bed.
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I didn't know you were 21.
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Yeah, I'm not. I'm not 21.
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But, you know, I just didn't think you
were going to be home.
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Oh, I see. So you thought I was going to
be home late. So you decided to just go
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ahead and raid the liquor cabinet?
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Mr. Henderson, I'm really sorry. It's my
first drink. I just, you know, it's
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Saturday night and I decided to come
babysit. The kids are asleep. They're
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Are you going to tell my parents?
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It's okay, Sasha.
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You're 18 years old. As far as I'm
concerned, you can drink.
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As long as you don't get drunk.
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Yeah. Get some light in here, okay? Hold
on.
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So, um... Why don't you pour me a drink?
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Okay.
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So, salt or no salt?
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Salt.
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Thank you.
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When are you going to get married again?
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I can't believe that you're not already
married.
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You're so, I mean, you're so cute.
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You are getting a little drunk there,
huh? No.
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There you go. How are you?
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Good.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Sure.
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Okay, like last week at this party that
we went to, I, um...
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I had sex with this guy, and, like,
we're not really even, like, going out,
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I like it, and the girls at school are
calling me a slut.
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Do you think that makes me a slut?
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No. No, because, see, I mean, like, I
totally think it's cool to have sex with
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people you're not going out with. It's
more, like, casual, and I don't know. I
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like it. It's, you know, I mean.
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You're a single guy. You probably go out
on dates and have sex with ladies that
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you don't really like. You're not, like,
in love with them or anything.
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That's true.
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And that doesn't make you bad.
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No.
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So, I mean, like, what's really even
wrong with it? I don't know. I just take
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much shit.
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Sorry. I take so much, like, crap at
school.
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And the girls, they say, like, really...
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dirty things about me and... Oh, you
shouldn't let that bother you.
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I know, it's like... You gotta do what
you feel. Yeah.
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Okay, but... You know what I feel like
doing right now?
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What? I wanna fuck you.
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Really? Yeah, I really do.
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I'm okay.
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Fuck.
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Flash, you're my babysitter.
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Oh,
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my God.
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You sure you only have one?
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Fuck
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you!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck. What do I do, baby?
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Oh,
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fuck.
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I don't know what to do.
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Fuck you.
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Shit.
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Oh God.
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to get up and I have to go into the
bathroom and masturbate because I just,
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get so horny and I don't know why none
of the other girls get horny like I do.
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I just, I need it all the time.
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Thank you.
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Look what you did to me.
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