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Oh, shit.

Hey, Kathy, what's up?

No, I told you I'm fucking babysitting the Henderson's kids.

No, I'm totally in their bar having a drink. I'm trying to have a drink.

I thought he was going out with Kathy.

Oh, whatever. Oh, my God. They totally have, like, a full -on bar here, and

they're not going to be back for, like, three or four hours.

Kids are in bed, so I'm going to have a drink.

Whatever. I'm not an alcoholic just because I'm drinking by myself.

No, it's cool.

So what are you going to wear to the dance next week?

Oh, yeah. I think I made the drink a little strong.

No,

you look good in purple.

You should wear that.

He's so hot. I don't know why you won't go with him.

No, he doesn't.

He will not try to fuck you if you don't want to fuck him.

I don't know. I don't know who I want to go with.

Everybody already thinks I'm a total slut, so I don't know who's going to

to go with me to the dance.

No, no, no.

Fuck, you know what? Fuck the dance, because nobody's going to ask me to go,

I don't even care. So what I want to talk about, and I want to know from you

about the kegger last week. We're there.

Everybody's been telling me because I was so drunk that I ended up fucking

in the back bedroom.

Oh, my God. I really did. I don't even remember. I was so wasted.

But it was fun. It was totally fun.

I don't know. I don't think it means I'm a slut. I just like to get fucked up

and fuck.

Oh, my God. You know what would be a good idea? Do you still have that pot?

Come over and get stoned with me.

No, no, okay, no. They're not going to leave it home. You know what? Okay, even

better. Come over and get stoned and have some drinks with me.

What about me, Sasha, having a drink with you?

I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.

Hi,

Mr. Henderson.

The kids are asleep. They're totally in bed. And I didn't think you were going

to be home.

I'm fine. I got home a little early.

Let's see, the kids are in bed.

I didn't know you were 21.

Yeah, I'm not. I'm not 21.

But, you know, I just didn't think you were going to be home.

Oh, I see. So you thought I was going to be home late. So you decided to just go

ahead and raid the liquor cabinet?

Mr. Henderson, I'm really sorry. It's my first drink. I just, you know, it's

Saturday night and I decided to come babysit. The kids are asleep. They're

Are you going to tell my parents?

It's okay, Sasha.

You're 18 years old. As far as I'm concerned, you can drink.

As long as you don't get drunk.

Yeah. Get some light in here, okay? Hold on.

So, um... Why don't you pour me a drink?

Okay.

So, salt or no salt?

Salt.

Thank you.

When are you going to get married again?

I can't believe that you're not already married.

You're so, I mean, you're so cute.

You are getting a little drunk there, huh? No.

There you go. How are you?

Good.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure.

Okay, like last week at this party that we went to, I, um...

I had sex with this guy, and, like, we're not really even, like, going out,

I like it, and the girls at school are calling me a slut.

Do you think that makes me a slut?

No. No, because, see, I mean, like, I totally think it's cool to have sex with

people you're not going out with. It's more, like, casual, and I don't know. I

like it. It's, you know, I mean.

You're a single guy. You probably go out on dates and have sex with ladies that

you don't really like. You're not, like, in love with them or anything.

That's true.

And that doesn't make you bad.

No.

So, I mean, like, what's really even wrong with it? I don't know. I just take

much shit.

Sorry. I take so much, like, crap at school.

And the girls, they say, like, really...

dirty things about me and... Oh, you shouldn't let that bother you.

I know, it's like... You gotta do what you feel. Yeah.

Okay, but... You know what I feel like doing right now?

What? I wanna fuck you.

Really? Yeah, I really do.

I'm okay.

Fuck.

Flash, you're my babysitter.

Oh,

my God.

You sure you only have one?

Fuck

you!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. What do I do, baby?

Oh,

fuck.

I don't know what to do.

Fuck you.

Shit.

Oh God.

to get up and I have to go into the bathroom and masturbate because I just,

get so horny and I don't know why none of the other girls get horny like I do.

I just, I need it all the time.

Thank you.

Look what you did to me.