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Oh, shit.
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Says here, "The large intestine should
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be placed before the small intestine."
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Of course. That is the
order of intestines.
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Well, that would explain why
my monster cannot digest corn.
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I'm gonna have to open
the brute up again.
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Please, no more cutting.
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Oh, no, no, sorry.
I wasn't talking about you.
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I was talking about another
shambolic monstrosity.
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Uh-huh.
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What the shit was that?
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- It sounded bad.
- Really bad.
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Where is it coming from?
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It sounded like it came from out here.
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- No!
- It's coming from Sean's house.
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Seanie!
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Leap into the air. We're coming, Seanie!
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- This way.
- Yes.
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Oh, yes! Oh, yeah!
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What the blazes?
We need to help him. Come on.
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Shit.
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We're coming in, Sean.
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Thank you. Sean!
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- What are you doing? That's a foul!
- Fucking beads.
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Clean the boards! Clean the
boards! There you go! That a boy!
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- Why? Why would you do that?
- Is he drunk?
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Sean's always drunk.
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This is far more serious. Ecstatic
one minute, distraught the next.
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And he's wrestling with
control of his body.
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I've seen this before.
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Yes, I've seen this before too.
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Sean is possessed by a demon.
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Oh, I thought you meant you'd
seen Sean's basement before.
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A demon is a malevolent spirit
from the underworld in search
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of a human body to inhabit.
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And if it's not swiftly expelled,
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it can obliterate a human soul entirely.
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Basically, it's just like a red guy.
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Sometimes with horns, sometimes not.
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And one of these red
bastards penetrated Sean,
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which I will not tolerate.
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- Whatever you do, do not make eye contact.
- Yes. Sorry.
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Not with me, you idiot. With Sean.
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- Hey, Seanie!
- Go! Get us under!
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I can't take it. I'm
going to Diane's until this is over!
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You cannot abandon Sean
in his hour of need.
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Laszlo, this is ridiculous.
Every year with his March Madness.
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Come on!
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I had not heard of
this "March Madness" before.
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Throughout time, humans have
confused demonic possession
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with seasonal mental illness.
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Like when a frost ghoul poisons your
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soul and they call
it the "winter blahs."
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Exactly that.
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- God!
- We should put him out of his misery.
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What the fuck are you doing, Nandor?
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That's Seanie. He's our friend.
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Every fucking year!
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The demon is expelling
his life force from within.
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Fucking hell.
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So, yeah, since I've never
worked in an office before,
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I guess I didn't know how important
it was to have an office identity.
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For example, there's Jimmy and Raj.
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- They're the office sports guys.
- This is for you.
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There's Danny,
who's the office barefoot guy.
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Oh, and Marla, her whole thing
is being the office dog lady,
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which is awesome
'cause I love when Marla
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brings her dog and it pisses everywhere.
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So, yeah, I'm just a little worried
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that I don't have an office identity.
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Can you give me a second, please?
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Colin. Colin! Colin!
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- Yeah. Hey.
- I don't understand.
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Why do you have a leaf blower?
There are no leaves on the ground.
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Well, not yet there aren't.
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Do you think you could
give us, like, two minutes?
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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So, yeah, I'm just a little concerned
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that I might not have an
office identity whatsoever.
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Are you kidding?
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- That's not good. That ain't good at all.
- Geez.
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How about office crossword guy?
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No, that's taken.
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Office hot guy?
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No, taken by Jacob.
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Office not hot guy but has a hot wife.
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Maybe it's not that big
of a deal. It's fine.
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No, trust me, it's a big deal.
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I've literally worked
in 137 different offices.
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It definitely is a big deal.
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How about, and I don't think you
could pull this off, office funny guy?
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- You got one of those?
- Unfortunately, we do.
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It all sort of happened
by an accident, really.
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- Cannon Capital Strategies.
- Cannon Capital Strategies.
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A phone rang and then I saw the banana,
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and I did this thing where I
pretended the banana was the phone.
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- Yes, I'll connect you.
- Yes, I'll connect you.
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I can't believe no one has
ever thought of it before.
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Yes, that offer is very appealing.
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My coworker Lisa, she totally gets me.
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- Lisa, I'm conferencing you in.
- Oh.
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She's like the Louise to my Thelma.
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If that movie was a banana comedy.
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Lisa, it's your nana. She's dying. Aw.
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- Ring, ring.
- It's enough!
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Lisa, this thing won't stop ringing.
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- It's driving me bananas.
- Okay!
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She's loving it.
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- Also, look, it's a gun.
- Stop it.
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So, long story short, I guess
I'm the office funny girl.
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That is good. Okay, pivoting.
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How about, and please don't
take this the wrong way,
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office Mexican guy?
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- That's borderline racist.
- Okay. Sorry.
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And, yes, I looked into it,
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but Jose in compliance has that cerrado.
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Office gay?
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No, that's taken. Same guy.
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Office slut?
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- This guy is multitalented.
- Okay. Just give me a couple minutes.
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Can you turn that off?
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It helps me think. I
just need two minutes.
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Yes. Come to me. Yes.
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Any chance you could speed this up?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I going too slow?
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Maybe it's 'cause I'm exhausted
working around the clock with Jerry.
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Jerry. What, are you guys, like,
boyfriend and girlfriend now?
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- What?
- Or just, like, friends with benefits?
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That's what I'm hearing anyway.
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He's working on his plans
to take over North America.
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Working on his plan to take
over your underwear, more like.
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What say we get on with
the business at hand
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and summon the fucking demon?
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Um...
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Sorry, I got a question.
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- Yes?
- Do we repeat after you...
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No. What I need you to
do is just focus on hell.
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- Yes.
- Get on with it, please.
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All right.
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The best way to expel a demon
is to summon a bigger demon
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to then scare the fucking
hell out of the existing demon.
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Everyone knows that.
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Hello.
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I have prowled
the depths of the underworld
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for nigh on an eternity
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waiting to be summoned back to
sow fear and chaos once again.
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- Welcome, evil one.
- What season is it?
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It is spring, o dark one.
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Uh, real quick, what month specifically?
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March, man of the nether region.
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It's-It's March?
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- Yes.
- Oh, yes. Delicious.
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And, uh, which of these college squads
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got their tickets punched to
the NCAA's Big Dance this year?
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He's looking at me. I haven't got
a clue what he's talking about.
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- Any Cinderella stories...
- What?
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... vying for a chance in the sweet 16?
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I think this demon is really into
college basketball for some reason.
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- You guys didn't fill out your brackets?
- What have you summoned?
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I don't know how this happened.
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The game's on here.
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They play basketball in college?
What about their studies?
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Get your head in the game. Let's go!
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Let us go, indeed.
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This young squad from Gonzaga
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is about to have their character
put to the ultimate test,
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especially 'cause they
don't have a big man.
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They can't really
effectively punch it down low
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- like UConn and Purdue, so...
- Uh-oh.
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You're sure you can't see the
outline of my dick in these pants?
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- Like, bro, it's right there.
- So, you can't see it?
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- No. I don't see it. It's fine.
- I want people to see it.
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Then, yeah. You can see
it. Anyone can see it.
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- Fuck these pants.
- You got basketball tonight?
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You know it, baby. Bring
on the first-aid kit.
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Shit. What're you doing here?
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Well, I realized I can't really
help you with your identity crisis
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without being boots on the ground.
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No. It's fine. It's
not that big of a deal.
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No, actually it is a huge deal.
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If you don't make a splash,
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you're just gonna be another
anonymous name on a list
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of expendable shit-munching
drones when the layoffs come.
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- What layoffs?
- They're not gonna lay off
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Bobblehead Mike over there.
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That's not even his name.
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Oh, really? What is his name, then?
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- Bobblehead Kyle.
- Exactly.
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All right. You just hang tight here.
I'm gonna get the lay of the land.
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What do people even think you do here?
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They think I'm one of those HR guys
that walks around telling people
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not to talk about tits and ass at work,
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but I do it in a fun, irreverent way.
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Hello. Wanna hear a joke?
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Second-chance points. You gotta
limit the second-chance points!
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Ah, yes. Second chance.
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A mere offensive rebound,
and fate begins anew.
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Why the fuck are you telling me?
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Get over there and scare
the demon out of Sean.
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Yeah, I'm getting there. But, I mean,
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if they don't box out, this game's over.
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- Oh, beautiful pass.
- Beautiful pass.
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Nice! Good D. Solid.
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- Yeah, very nice.
- Appreciate that.
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- And down it goes...
- Oh!
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He's just watching the fucking...
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- Oy, demon guy. Get the fuck on with it.
- Yeah.
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All right.
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Give me a minute, Charmaine!
This thing's down to the wire!
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- What was that? Do it louder.
- All right.
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- Charmaine, give me a goddamn minute!
- All right. That's it.
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All right, Mr. Demon Guy, you can
get up and go back to the underworld.
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A message arises
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from the depths of the sports center,
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harbingering grim news
about the fate of Gonzaga.
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Ay, ay. Stop. No spoilers.
I'm on a delay here. Hold on.
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Who the fuck are you?
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The souls of Gonzaga are doomed
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to a fate worse than eternal hellfire.
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Banishment from this year's tournament.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
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You might wanna check your
bracket, guy. Gonzaga is out.
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This is, like, colossal
bracket-busting upset.
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You gotta see the highlights.
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You better watch your fucking
mouth 'cause I got a lot of money
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riding on this game.
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- I... I...
- That money is gone, friend. They lost.
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Oh.
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Yes. Watch him squirm as
the demon leaves his body.
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What exactly is a Gonzaga?
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I thought they were the
strongest team in the tournament.
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You know, they got a really
good group of 3-and-D players.
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Pretty deep bench,
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- but ball handle...
- I'm so sorry to interrupt,
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but should we just, I
don't know, kill him?
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- Yes, I second that.
- Right?
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- Or get human ambulance, but...
- Whoa, whoa. No, no.
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Call 911.
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- Wow, look at Nadja.
- Uh-huh.
242
00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:55,757
She's killing it. You
could learn a thing or two.
243
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:58,898
911, I'm having intrusive thoughts.
244
00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:03,109
Could someone direct me
to the suicide hotline?
245
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,353
No.
246
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,147
She had 'em.
247
00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:08,460
Uh, okay. So, I've
narrowed down our options.
248
00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:11,393
We're gonna go for the office
loud laughter. What you need to d...
249
00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:12,774
That's Cindy.
250
00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:15,950
Next option, how about
the repressed hothead?
251
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,986
- I don't even know what that is.
- You know, quiet guy,
252
00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:19,401
but if you press the wrong buttons,
253
00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:21,887
goes from zero to 60
at the drop of a hat.
254
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:24,337
I'm not really the kinda
guy that yells at people.
255
00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:25,994
No, that's the beauty of it.
256
00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:29,066
The repressed hothead only
explodes once every few weeks.
257
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,793
You'd spend the majority of
your time apologizing to everyone
258
00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,036
for your most recent outburst.
259
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:36,004
Oh, quarterly growth
squad, meeting's in five.
260
00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,420
Let's do this thang.
261
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,768
Guillermo, you got my PowerPoint
slides? Ma P.P. slides?
262
00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,390
- Got your P.P. right in my hand.
- Okay.
263
00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:44,841
Hey, maybe you could be,
like, the office piss guy.
264
00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,187
- No.
- He's into piss?
265
00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,291
Just stay here.
266
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,052
Okay, hothead it is.
267
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:50,191
We'll talk about it later.
268
00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:52,227
- Guillermo, next slide, my man.
- Yes.
269
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:56,887
All right, so here we have the
projected growth numbers for Q three,
270
00:11:56,888 --> 00:12:00,409
and it's conservative, but it's
still looking really good for 2.1%.
271
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,411
- Nice.
- Yeah, but it could be nicer, right?
272
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,068
- And if we get rowdy with it...
- I'll give you rowdy.
273
00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:06,897
- Give it to me.
- We cut half the workforce.
274
00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:10,383
I bet we could jack that
up to 2.2 maybe, maybe 2.3.
275
00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:12,421
- You know what's cooler than 2.1% growth?
- No.
276
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,456
- Two point three percent.
- Two point three!
277
00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,976
Guillermo, You all right?
278
00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:18,219
Yeah. All good.
279
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,323
Next slide, please.
280
00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,498
Yep.
281
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:24,502
- Uh, Mr. de la Cruz?
- Do you know this guy?
282
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:26,952
- No.
- Sorry, everyone.
283
00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:29,472
Uh, Mr. de la Cruz, if I
could have you for a moment.
284
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,508
No, it can wait till after the meeting.
285
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:32,951
Actually, it's pretty time sensitive.
286
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,304
I need to talk to you just for a second.
287
00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:36,099
- Okay.
- All right, quick.
288
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,446
Just two secs, boss.
289
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,999
- Who's this guy again?
- Can you take a look at that?
290
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,414
This is a lunch menu.
291
00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:44,176
Yeah, I wanted to get a head
start on tomorrow's order.
292
00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,418
Are you fucking kidding me?
293
00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:46,869
That's great. Go with it.
294
00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:51,908
What the fuck, bro? You come
in here and interrupt us?
295
00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:53,462
- Okay.
- That's some fucking BS!
296
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,187
Snap. Shit's getting real in here.
297
00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,465
You want my order? Fine. Here.
298
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,087
Take my order. Get a pen
ready and write this down.
299
00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:00,295
- Let's go.
- Damn.
300
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,263
I'll make sure to go
real slow for you, okay?
301
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,505
- Showtime.
- Let's go! Tell him!
302
00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:05,819
I'm a stupid fucking idiot.
303
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:08,234
Whoa! Fuck!
304
00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:10,444
Hey, security? Security?
305
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:18,451
My dear Sean. What have I done?
306
00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,384
Move the rock.
307
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,386
Ah, Jesus Christ. Terrible pass.
308
00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:24,319
- Lazy possession, come on!
- Protect the rock.
309
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,943
Laszlo, if I may have a word.
310
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,603
Respectfully, do you not think that it
311
00:13:28,613 --> 00:13:30,498
is perhaps time for you to let Sean...
312
00:13:30,499 --> 00:13:32,328
- Bullshit call.
- How do I put this?
313
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,606
- Die?
- How dare you?
314
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:37,057
Humans, they get hurt and then they die.
315
00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,197
They are just temporary.
316
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:44,029
No human is special.
Not even your Seanie.
317
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,583
My Seanie is special.
318
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:48,517
Ah! Finally. A fellow man of science.
319
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,589
- May I humbly offer you my diagnosis?
- Well, uh...
320
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,971
My friend Sean here,
he had a demon in him
321
00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:57,076
and his possession has sent him into,
322
00:13:57,077 --> 00:13:58,941
what they call in the
medical profession,
323
00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:02,323
a real fucking shitstorm.
324
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:04,497
- We all have WebMD now, don't we?
- Yes.
325
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:08,087
Well, it wasn't a heart attack,
if that's what you're referring to.
326
00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:12,091
The technical term is a non-ST
elevation myocardial infarction.
327
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:15,336
- Did he say "fuck Sean"?
- I did not say that. It's an "infarction."
328
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,994
- You just said it again.
- It's just a minor heart incident.
329
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,271
Tomato, tomato.
330
00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:22,101
Right. Well, next time,
he may not be so lucky.
331
00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,621
Your friend's blood
pressure is very high.
332
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:27,106
I'd recommend starting
with diet and exercise.
333
00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,557
Well, don't you worry about a thing.
334
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,007
Under my supervision, I'll
have Sean back to rude health.
335
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:32,560
- Great.
- Oh, fuck.
336
00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:34,563
Oh, shit. Come on.
337
00:14:35,115 --> 00:14:36,668
That is that.
338
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:41,189
With the Wildcats out, I
shall join my bracket in hell.
339
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,596
Now I begin the journey back to the
340
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:46,988
eternal hellfire from whence I came.
341
00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:55,583
- See ya.
- Bye then.
342
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,378
I like that guy.
343
00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:00,589
Did anyone else expect his journey
back to hell to be a little cooler?
344
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,108
- Very much so.
- Hmm.
345
00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:05,317
Oh.
346
00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:06,353
Ah.
347
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,045
There it is.
348
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,599
I really am sorry.
349
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,221
I-I saw this look in your eyes and
I thought you were gonna punch me.
350
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:15,258
- Yeah, well, I wasn't.
- We can work with this though.
351
00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:17,260
Guy getting punched in
the face at the office.
352
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,676
That's a pretty cool identity.
353
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:20,126
Stop! Just stop.
354
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,059
Is everyone looking at us?
355
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,646
Yeah. Yeah, they're all looking at us.
356
00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:27,201
Great. Come out with me
and follow my lead, okay?
357
00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:28,581
- Okay.
- All right.
358
00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:30,135
Yeah. Keep an eye on the situation...
359
00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:31,931
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
360
00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:35,279
Earlier in the conference room,
361
00:15:35,658 --> 00:15:40,007
a lot of you witnessed
my colleague Colin...
362
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,284
Hello.
363
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:45,150
... display behavior that
was wildly unacceptable.
364
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:48,464
But I ask that we show Colin some grace.
365
00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,639
We don't know what's
going on in his life.
366
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,641
We don't know the kind
of day that he's having.
367
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,644
And that's why mental
health is so important.
368
00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:00,303
Hey, hey! What the
fuck are you doing, man?
369
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:04,964
Yeah. So I may have accidentally
punched Guillermo again...
370
00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:07,275
- Go Colin!
- ... and again...
371
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:08,725
- Break it up!
- ... and again and again.
372
00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,451
I kind of lost track.
373
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:11,555
- Stop.
- Yes, Collin.
374
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,765
Why did I punch Guillermo?
375
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,629
I-I gotta be honest, I-I don't know.
376
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,459
Uh, your guess is as good as mine.
377
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,737
Don't you fucking step to me!
378
00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:23,534
- Don't you step to me!
- Get him out of here!
379
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:27,710
Hello. I would like to report
an ass kicking.
380
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:33,164
♪ And did you know It
was a microphone too? ♪
381
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:37,513
I will say though.
Felt effin' fantastic.
382
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,343
Now, don't you worry
about a thing, Sean.
383
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:43,795
I shall be right by your side
every step of your road to recovery.
384
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:46,625
I won't ask you to do a
thing I wouldn't do myself.
385
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,800
- We're a team.
- All due respect, Laz,
386
00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:51,354
I feel like we're kind of jumping
into the deep end here, you know?
387
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,666
How about we ditch
these stupid treadmills,
388
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,186
head over to Jersey Mike's,
389
00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:58,223
set up a diet and exercise plan,
390
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,708
maybe order a footlong
while we're at it?
391
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,778
The good times can wait.
392
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:04,229
You know, in another life,
I think I'd be a good host.
393
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,025
You know, like, daytime stuff, I think?
394
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,646
- Definitely.
- Yeah.
395
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,682
Back in Al Quolanudar,
396
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:13,239
when a fellow warrior would
fall on the battlefield,
397
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:18,139
the honorable thing to do would
be to take care of that man's wife
398
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,245
until he got back on his feet.
399
00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:24,766
And so, as Sean heals,
I am here for Charmaine.
400
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,700
Taking out the garbage.
401
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,807
Washing up.
402
00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:32,257
You're welcome.
403
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,604
Fixing what needs fixing.
404
00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:36,571
Oh.
405
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:38,711
Watching what she
likes on the television,
406
00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:41,750
which is mostly humans falling over...
407
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,337
Wipeout!
408
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:45,788
... which is considered peak TV.
409
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,757
Because you take one
peek, and you love it.
410
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,448
Do I like Nandor?
411
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,725
I mean, yeah, sure.
412
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:54,727
I feel bad for the
guy. He's a little slow.
413
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:57,420
Wipeout!
414
00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:59,387
I mean, that's why you
guys are making this, right?
415
00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,217
A documentary about a slow guy?
416
00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:02,528
Wipeout!
417
00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:04,876
So, Nandor, is there
someone special in your life?
418
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:09,294
There is someone I
never had feelings for,
419
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:13,401
but then, very recently,
I have seen in a new light.
420
00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:16,370
- Hmm.
- And this is given rise to feelings I...
421
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:18,199
I do not understand.
422
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,545
Well, does she know how you feel?
423
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:22,824
Honestly, Charmaine, I do
not even know how I feel.
424
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:25,414
- Well, you should tell her.
- I should tell no one!
425
00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:28,831
- Can you keep this secret, Charmaine?
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,903
Good, because if you don't,
I'll kill you in your sleep.
427
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,560
Okay, mum's the word.
428
00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:36,024
I know this is going to hurt, but pain
429
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,736
is just weakness leaving the body.
430
00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:39,877
Is pain also piss leaving the body?
431
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:42,706
'Cause I think I pained
my shorts a little.
432
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:47,608
Come on, Sean. Harder. Faster.
You love to ball. Prove it.
433
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:49,507
Fucking stop!
434
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,613
That wasn't that bad.
435
00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:53,822
How do I stop it?
436
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,479
Yeah. That's the stuff.
437
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,619
Ow. Nandor, have you
ever done this before?
438
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,553
No.
439
00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:04,729
Hey, Laszlo. What? I'll be right there.
440
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,696
Is everything okay?
441
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,629
Sean had another heart attack!
442
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,873
Oh, no. We must definitely
do something about that...
443
00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,359
- Come on.
- ... after this episode of Love Island.
444
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,534
We go bye-bye now. Come on!
445
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,642
Sorry I pushed you so hard, Sean.
446
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:25,680
I tried to extend your
pathetic, short human life.
447
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:29,616
Now I realize I should just
cherish the time we have.
448
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:33,619
Hey, listen, Char, can you
give Laz and I a moment here?
449
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,898
- Really?
- Yeah. You and Nandor go take a lap.
450
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,624
- You okay over there, Nandor?
- Hmm?
451
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,869
- You wanna go get a snack?
- Sure.
452
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:43,836
Yeah, let's get this
off your hands, okay?
453
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:46,322
- So, what's on your mind, Seanie?
- Yeah.
454
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:49,878
Look, Laz. My pop died young.
455
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:52,536
My gramps died young.
456
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,194
I'm probably gonna die young.
457
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,678
Yeah, yeah. It's all right.
458
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,750
There's nothing I can do about it.
459
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,855
There's nothing that you
can do about it either.
460
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:05,789
It's a cruel, cruel world.
461
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,723
Oh, no, don't be down.
462
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:09,655
It's actually a good thing.
463
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:12,452
Knowing that my life is short
makes me savor every moment.
464
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,282
I might not be here for long.
465
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,387
But while I am,
466
00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:19,769
I'm gonna live life to the fullest.
467
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:20,943
To the fullest!
468
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,498
On to more important matters,
469
00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:27,294
you talk to that guy
Mike about the thing?
470
00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:30,332
Yes.
471
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,955
Where the hell is Charmaine?
I gotta get this down quick.
472
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,302
Yeah.
473
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:37,304
I can't get it in fast enough.
474
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,409
I can see that.
475
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,894
So sorry, Guillermo. I'm just
getting a call from my doctor.
476
00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:43,689
That's enough. Give me that.
477
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:45,553
- That's gross. Give me that.
- No! Doctor, there's a monkey trying
478
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:46,935
- to steal my phone!
- Give it to me!
479
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,901
Guillermo, can I grab you for a sec?
480
00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:49,971
Great.
481
00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:51,421
- Come on in. Take a seat.
- Okay.
482
00:20:51,422 --> 00:20:53,527
Hey, and, uh, close the
door behind you, please.
483
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:54,563
Okay.
484
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:58,773
- About yesterday...
- Yes. I'm so sorry about the commotion.
485
00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:00,637
It'll never happen again.
486
00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:03,847
Just... I understand the optics of
the situation are not great, okay?
487
00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:08,404
Gay POC beat up by a white guy
who's bald on top of everything else.
488
00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:10,544
I'm not sure being bald
makes it worse, but...
489
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:15,721
We just never want a situation
where an employee feels unsafe.
490
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:17,758
- Yeah.
- So unsafe that they feel
491
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,554
like they need to talk to a lawyer.
492
00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:21,797
Yeah.
493
00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:25,007
Oh. You think I'm gonna sue the company?
494
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,388
Hey, calm down, all right?
495
00:21:27,389 --> 00:21:29,528
- Those are your words, not mine.
- Sorry. Yes.
496
00:21:29,529 --> 00:21:32,497
But seriously, are you? You can tell me.
497
00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:34,361
- What are we doing here?
- No. No.
498
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:35,741
I'm not gonna sue the company, no.
499
00:21:35,742 --> 00:21:37,916
I knew there was something
special about you, hombre.
500
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:40,781
Makes me think... You know,
cone of silence here...
501
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,645
There are some things
happening at Cannon
502
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:43,956
that you could be very helpful with.
503
00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:48,064
- Oh, anything.
- Some legal gray areas, SEC-wise.
504
00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:50,480
- You feel me, bruh?
- Yeah. SEC-wise.
505
00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:53,863
It's nothing bad. It's just
some corporate red tape bullshit.
506
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:55,521
Kinda wanna look the other way
507
00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:57,763
so we can get back to
doing good business.
508
00:21:57,764 --> 00:22:00,319
- Yeah.
- That sound like something you can handle?
509
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,424
- Yes.
- Well, all right.
510
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:06,427
At my last job, I had
to keep a lot of secrets.
511
00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:09,050
All right. Yeah. Tight
as a vault, right?
512
00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:11,605
In fact, that's what I'm
gonna call you now. The Vault.
513
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:13,641
- The Tight Vault?
- Just the Vault.
514
00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:15,643
Colin beating the shit out of me
515
00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:17,645
was probably the best thing
that ever happened to me.
516
00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:20,579
So I guess that's my thing?
517
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,030
- Definitely.
- That's amazing.
518
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,687
I finally have an identity.
519
00:22:24,515 --> 00:22:26,102
Maybe keep it between us
520
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:29,037
how much I brought up your race
and your sexuality in this meeting.
521
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,832
- I am the Vault, aren't I?
- Hey, my guy!
522
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,697
I'm trustworthy. I'm strong.
523
00:22:34,698 --> 00:22:35,870
- Now, back to work.
- Yeah.
524
00:22:35,871 --> 00:22:38,460
I'm the Tight Vault.
525
00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:40,668
Just the Vault.
526
00:22:56,029 --> 00:22:59,963
I'm going to invite The Guide
to watch Wipeout with me.
527
00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:03,829
No pressure. I mean, we can
just be friends watching TV,
528
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,486
or we can make out.
529
00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:07,005
We'll see how it goes.
530
00:23:09,698 --> 00:23:11,596
Oh, Jerry.
531
00:23:11,597 --> 00:23:13,909
Hey. Are those for me?
532
00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:16,843
Yes.
533
00:23:18,914 --> 00:23:19,915
Are you gonna...
534
00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:23,643
Sure. Right.
535
00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:25,610
Fuck it.
536
00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:14,770
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