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In June 1947, an unidentified flying
object crashed northwest of Roswell, New
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Mexico.
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What precisely some probably superior
being was doing, piloting a probably
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expensive spacecraft over a remote,
though cynically notable portion of a
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probably a good number of light years
away from its home world, is something
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this movie is about.
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Dear Secret Diary, Hi, this is Bill
again.
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Having a secret diary sure is fun.
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Anyway, I got lost today, which I
realized is a lot like having amnesia.
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See, it's like you'll pass all these
road signs and landmarks and all this
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you normally pass on the road. And you
know this stuff is probably really
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important, but when you get amnesia, You
just can't say why it's important
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anymore.
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It seems that people in movies who get
amnesia always remember too much. Like
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they realize they're amnesiacs, but it
seems amnesia should encompass its own
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condition, right?
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So a real amnesiac forgets he's
forgotten anything, and he goes on with
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having forgotten that there's all this
stuff he was supposed to remember.
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Amnesia is what brings me to New Mexico.
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To have a theory that what got that UFO
pilot into the mess he got into back in
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47 had something to do with forgetting
where he was going, or why he was going
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there, or what he was doing going
anywhere at all.
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Roswell, New Mexico is home to the UFO
Enigma Museum and Outer Limits Video
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Shop.
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Most people think the enigmatic thing
about the Roswell crash has something to
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do with the nature of the thing that
smashed into that ranch northwest of
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whether it was a weather balloon or a
spy satellite.
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or some secret CIA mind experiment.
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But really, that's not all that
important.
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The real enigma here is why that UFO
pilot was flying around Roswell in the
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first place.
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What was he doing out here under the big
blue yawn of the sky, flying over
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ranches and long, lonely highways and
barbed wire fences?
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What brought a cosmic tourist out here
of all places, and what brought him
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What made him crash up and screw up his
vacation?
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And did it have something to do with the
sorghum fields?
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Or the old grain elevators that sit idle
by idle railroad tracks?
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did have something to do with high
technology in the 21st century disguised
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row after row of telephone poles.
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I sometimes think that UFO wasn't being
piloted by a star man at all, but by a
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boy, a star boy.
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And maybe he'd borrowed Dad's spaceship,
and he was out joyriding through the
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cosmos. And who knows, maybe he got
lost, and he was looking at a map, and
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that's when he lost control and lost his
UFO.
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The curator of the Enigma Museum didn't
have much to say about my UFO theories,
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but he did agree to take my picture in
front of the aliens.
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It was sort of creepy.
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Dear Secret Diary, Driving is real
purposeful.
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what with the speed and the destinations
and the itineraries.
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It's mostly really straight ahead.
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And maybe a driver hopes his
purposefulness behind the wheel will
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world he travels through so that the
world and the traveler are suddenly in
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sync.
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And I was thinking, maybe there's a more
advanced species of travelers,
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namely... time travelers who find
traveling so excellent and exciting
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they start to convince themselves that
time itself conspires with them. And
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somehow time's vast span had these time
travelers in mind when it decided to
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lurch into motion.
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Then I was thinking, somewhere in the
universe, there's probably postcards
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say, greetings from the future, wish you
were here, which, if you think about it
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too long, begins to sound less like a
friendly greeting and more like a
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of your own mortality.
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UFOs and space aliens get a lot of bad
press, which is pretty unfair.
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After all, UFOs are just events that
transform, not unlike volcanic eruptions
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plate tectonics.
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And the geography UFOs transform is in
our heads or in our hearts.
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UFOs can make an otherwise boring day
really exciting or an otherwise ordinary
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life suddenly extraordinary.
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UFOs offer the possibility that even the
most average or ordinary life could be
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the subject of a TV mini -series.
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is the real enemy, not space aliens.
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Time abducts our memories. It turns our
brains into mush.
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It performs creepy experiments on our
bodies.
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Time conspires to make us all amnesiacs.
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One day, time will make every road map
in the known universe obsolete and
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useless, and then we'll all get lost.
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On the road to Corona, I remembered a
really sad story.
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It was about a woman who lived on the
New Mexico range during the pioneer
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and the story goes that this woman lived
alone in some ranch house far from
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anyone, and spent her days composing
elaborate love letters, which, on
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completion, she would carry outside and
set adrift on the interminable wind that
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blusters and blows over this land.
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off cowboys would occasionally find her
letters tangled in the scrub or caught
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on some barbed wire, but they never knew
where the letters came from.
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So on the road to Corona, I began to
think maybe one of these letters got
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in some violent updraft and drifted to
that star boy's far off world.
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And maybe the star boy went looking for
this woman as lost in space as he was.
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There's an irony to traveling Secret
Diary, contained in the traveler's
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See, on the road, it's easy to find
yourself dreaming about home sweet home
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backyard gardens and long summer
afternoons chasing fireflies in the yard
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warm smells drifting out kitchen
windows.
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All travelers are broken -hearted
somehow, and they dream about a
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address, maybe with the same strange
consistency that homebodies dream about
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open road.
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And maybe it's because all traveling
implies a destination someday, a dream
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house hidden in the ruins you pass along
the back roads.
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The runes remind you that someday you
might stop.
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They remind you that the legacy of this
land is as much about stopping as it is
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about going.
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Did I ever mention how much I appreciate
motel TV?
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It makes me feel connected no matter how
far I drive.
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Because say I watch a show in
Albuquerque one night and it's to be
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Well, the next night in Las Cruces or
Columbus or Truth or Consequences, I can
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watch the second part of the show and
feel like there's some element of
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continuity that ties my wandering
together.
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even if it's just the invisible
continuity of television signals.
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But what I really wanted to write about
was the movie Repo Man, and Miller
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claims at one point that UFOs and time
machines are really just the same thing,
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and I think he might be right, the way
UFOs fly into a life and take it out of
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time, the way UFOs make ordinary people
legendary and memorable and somehow
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timeless.
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It's like UFOs can fly us so high that
maybe we escape time's gravitational
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field for just a moment.
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We can escape time's gravity, which is
always trying to pull us down and make
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crash.
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Dear Secret Diary, out here among the
small ruins that crumble along this
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road to white sands, I think about the
Starboy again, and how unfamiliar this
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landscape must be.
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How depressing to hide among the
abandonment that reminds you of your
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UFO and the dreams you had to abandon on
board.
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And I think how maybe the Starboy was an
amnesiac like me who hoped cruising off
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into space would help him remember if
he'd really forgotten something.
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Another life, maybe.
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or another person without whom his life
was broken and hobbled and incomplete.
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And maybe it was the shock of finally
remembering that distracted him for the
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split second it took to crash into that
remote place on this remote planet.
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Or maybe, after so many miles, it was
the shock of recognizing his amnesia as
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something like a universal condition
rather than a personal pathology that
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him stop caring about where he was going
just long enough that he stopped going
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anywhere at all.
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But thoughts like these on this long,
lost road make me sad.
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So I force myself to imagine my star boy
signaled the skies above Roswell and
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caught another passing UFO and
hitchhiked back out of time, back onto
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highway. And he's okay now.
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Dear Secret Diary, I've been informed by
reliable sources that an alien
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spacecraft is buried out here somewhere
at White Sands, underneath the tourists
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and the sand dunes, a technology so
dangerous that it had to be lost.
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I suppose when I take off in some UFO,
I'll be considered a missing person, and
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my face will be printed on milk cartons
all over America, which is so ironic.
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Since really the only way any of us can
ever escape that fate, the fate of
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everyone caught in time's trap, the fate
of the missing person, is to find some
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UFO and hop aboard and hope time doesn't
figure out what we're up to before it
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can conveniently decide to run out.
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