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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky ♪
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♪ Has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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[♪ PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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I love dim sum.
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♪ So many bites of delicious fun ♪
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♪ Spin the lazy Susan
for another one ♪
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- No.
- There they are.
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Oh, it's so good to see you,
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even under such awful circumstances.
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I can't believe they're tearing down
Win Sum Lose Sum Dim Sum.
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They're tearing down all of Chinatown.
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For what?
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Dumbass apartments
no one wants to live in.
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We're building New Chinatown Town,
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which I think is a great name.
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Not to replace what came before it,
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but to honor it.
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That is why both Cheesecake Factories
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in New Chinatown Town
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are renaming their
world-famous Bang Bang Chicken
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to Old Dirty Chinatown Chicken.
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Man, Vic Mancuso is the best.
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The confidence to wear gator skin
shoes to a construction site?
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I wish I had that.
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Enough chitchat. Let's eat.
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Excited to try this place.
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Never been here.
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And I'm aspiring food vlogger Jake Eatz.
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I go to food places, sit in my car
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and film myself eating
and talking about it,
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all while masturbating just below frame.
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Don't worry, everybody.
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I can handle the ordering.
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We'll have a large Meat Lover's Pizza,
nine Oreo McFlurries,
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a blooming onion,
and a pitcher of Mountain Dew Code Red.
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Okay.
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You know, Steve,
the history of Chinatown goes back
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all the way to the 15th century.
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What?
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During the Ming dynasty,
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the sailor Jung Hu
captained the great fleet.
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Every ship filled with treasure.
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- Treasure?
- Shh.
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To show the world China's wealth,
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he sailed to India and then to Africa,
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and some people think
he then sailed here.
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How'd he sail on land?
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No, you dummy.
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Using his magical compass,
Jung Hu sailed all the way to America
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and buried his treasure
right here in Langley Falls.
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And Chinatown grew over it?
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Yes, dummy.
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Legend says there's an amulet
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that can lead you to the start.
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And I have it!
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Oops!
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These are my dog tags from
Madonna's Express Yourself tour
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Ah, here. I won it in a poker game.
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I had three eights,
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Bah Bah, are you talking
about treasure to my son?
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No, we were talking about pleasure.
Right, Steve?
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Yeah, pleasure.
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Why is it we always say,
"It's a pleasure to meet you"?
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It's a little early to know, right?
[LAUGHS]
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Ugh!
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Good cover, Steve.
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[WAITRESS] Fifteen
plates of chicken feet.
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Gross.
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- [HAYLEY] What?
- Roger!
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Hey, no way I ordered 15 of these.
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And I'm still waiting for
that pitcher of Code Red.
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Forget it, Jake Eatz.
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It's Chinatown.
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[APPLAUDING SOFTLY]
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Well, I don't think
I'm beating that one.
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See you next week.
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It was so cool hanging with Mah Mah
and Bah Bah the other day.
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Don't think I didn't hear you
two talking about treasure.
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Most of my friends'
grandparents are into lame stuff.
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Like the show Blue Bloods and dying.
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I love that Bah Bah is
into treasure hunting.
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He's a fool.
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Why are you so harsh on Bah Bah?
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A fool, I say.
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A fool of the highest order.
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You know why, Steve?
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Because the treasure doesn't exist.
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It's a bogus legend.
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Possibly the dumbest
treasure story ever told.
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Sixty-two ships all
bigger than the Titanic,
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all full of treasure
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which they hauled by foot
42 miles to Langley Falls?
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[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
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She's questioning how Bah Bah
got the magic amulet
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in a poker game with three eighths.
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Three eighths?
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If you had something of immense value,
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you don't put it down on a hand
that could lose to three eights.
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Okay, I get it.
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The whole treasure thing's dumb.
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Can we go?
I've had to poop for five errands.
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Holy cow, what a line.
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Thanks for helping, guys.
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I'm having a tough time
launching my channel.
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I've only put two videos up.
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One's an out of focus video of my shoe,
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and the other was when a wild
turkey wandered into our yard.
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Kind of blew up.
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But it got de monetized,
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because Counting Crows was
playing in the background.
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Don't worry.
All Haley and I do is watch TikTok.
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- Being a food vlogger is easy.
- Make a bunch of noises while you eat,
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then say what you like about it.
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It's your boy Jake Eatz,
and I'm at the Chili Hat.
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It's a burger place,
but they're known for their chili.
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Let's take the lid off
and get a good whiff.
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[INHALES]
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A little spicy.
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[SNEEZING]
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Ah, sorry. I'll go get some napkins.
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_
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They made me wait in line
just for more napkins.
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And did you get the chili, too?
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[SIGHS WEARILY]
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I'll be back.
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Leave the napkins!
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- Catch.
- [WIND BLOWING]
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[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
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I'll get some more napkins, too.
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Where are you going
with all those big menus?
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These are books on Chinese lore.
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Just because Mom
doesn't want to entertain
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Bah Bah's sweet little treasure fantasy,
doesn't mean I can't.
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[FRANCINE] That's exactly what it means.
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Mom, don't you want me
to connect with Bah Bah?
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Of course.
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Just not over treasure.
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Which is everything with him.
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That's why I forbid you
to hang out with him!
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You're so unfair!
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And I did not like
that thing you just did
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where you pretended
to be nice and then changed.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Wow, that was a lot to process.
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I need to stop thinking for a while.
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That's better.
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[SOBBING]
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[TAPPING ON GLASS]
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Oh, look, a note.
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[♪ SITAR MUSIC PLAYING]_
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Hey, Steve, I'm sorry...
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That little... [SCREAMS]
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[SNIFFS] English Leather and Hot Takis.
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Bah Bah.
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[SCREAMS]
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Steve, you got my pigeon!
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My mom's gonna kill me
if she sees I'm gone.
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Not if we find a treasure.
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"Watching time go by,
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guarding the start."
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According to legend,
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the key to the entrance
was an ancient sundial.
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Unfortunately, I think they
built that clock tower over it.
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Then last night,
I remember seeing that the other day.
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[STEVE] "Watching time go by."
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That lion's watching the old sundial!
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Wait, those books I read
said that in Chinese culture,
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it's bad luck to enter
a lion by the mouth.
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Then I guess that means
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- your grandma isn't a lion.
- Ugh.
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I'm serious.
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It's why MGM Las Vegas had to change
its original lion's head entrance.
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Maybe it goes somewhere else?
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[FRANCINE] Steve,
get your hand out of that lion's butt.
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I knew I couldn't trust you, Bah Bah.
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Come on, Steve. We're going home.
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[RUMBLING, HISSING]
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[♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, my God. It's the entrance!
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Come on, let's check it out.
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[SCREAMING]
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[SCREAM ECHOES]
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Great. Now I have to go save him.
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Oh, boo hoo.
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Francine has to go
on an exciting treasure hunt.
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[STEVE] Ugh! My bones!
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- [FRANCINE GRUNTS]
- Quit lying around, you two.
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There's treasure to find!
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[FIRE WHOOSHING]
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[♪ SITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
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Wow!
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It's beautiful.
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[BAH BAH] When I arrive, you can go.
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These are Chinese numbers.
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Maybe it's a date?
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Oh, the year Jung Hu came to America.
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You know it, Frannie. Sing it.
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♪ Jung Hu sailed for fun ♪
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♪ Came to Langley in 1421 ♪
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That's it!
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Although extremely lacking in pizzazz.
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[RUMBLING]
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[♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WATER WHOOSHING]
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We thinking this water is a good thing?
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Whisk us away to the next area?
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Oh, yeah, it'll whisk us away...
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[AGGRESSIVELY] to our death!
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Mom, you're doing
the nice-to-mean thing.
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This makes no sense.
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All the research points to 1421.
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Damn it, Bah Bah.
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Your stupid obsession
is gonna get us killed.
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Stupid obsession!
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We're probably 50 feet from all
the treasure of 15th century China.
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"Fifteenth century China"?
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We're idiots!
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They didn't use the same calendar as us.
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[LAUGHS]
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Our 1421 was their 4118.
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We are so stupid!
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[WATER BUBBLING]
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[WATER GURGLING]
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[ALL COUGHING]
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Few more seconds and
I'd have brain damage.
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Wait, do I have brain damage?
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Ask me Snot's social security number.
9-8-5-0-0-7-1-9-9.
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Oh, thank God!
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Good to see you again.
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Oh, you're not Dana.
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Well, let me catch you up.
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I've been through this line six
times over the last nine hours,
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and I still haven't been
able to review your chili.
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Once I sneezed it all over my RAV4.
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Twice I dropped it.
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Then some teenager slapped
the bowl out of my hands.
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I guess it's called a chili check?
Pretty funny.
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Then I got clipped by a VW Golf.
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But that was my fault,
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'cause I was walking backwards
through the parking lot
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having a heated exchange
with an off-duty baseball coach.
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So, anyway, one small chili, please.
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Chili check!
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Ha! Still funny.
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I got chili checked again.
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I gotta hop back in line.
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Oh, no. Looks like
the shark's nest just let out.
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They must have given up three
touchdowns in the fourth quarter.
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So everyone's cashing in
their free Cheer Up Chili.
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Sometimes when you lose, you really win.
258
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,158
Hey, there's still some chili in here.
259
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,450
Chili check.
260
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,662
Look, the door.
261
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,333
But look, moonlight.
262
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,501
A way out!
263
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,462
This whole place is
falling in on itself.
264
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,797
We gotta get out of here.
265
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,884
Get out?
We're closer now than we've ever been.
266
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,511
We'll finally be crazy rich Asians,
267
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,805
just like in that movie Parasite!
268
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,932
This is what you always did.
269
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,101
Put treasure ahead of everyone.
270
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,729
You wasted my whole childhood
271
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,772
training me for treasure hunting.
272
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,610
Rock climbing, Chinese lore, Krav Maga.
273
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,320
Dislocating my limbs
274
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,030
- to fit through tight spaces.
- [BONE CLICKS]
275
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,948
Well, can I offer one rebuttal
276
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,700
- in my defense?
- What?
277
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,832
- [♪ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- Go! Whoo!
278
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,504
♪ I think of all the good
times that I've missed ♪
279
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:57,050
♪ But that sweet treasure
I just cannot resist ♪
280
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,345
Ow!
281
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,471
♪ I got it bad ♪
282
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,890
♪ Got it bad, got it bad ♪
283
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,142
♪ I'm hot for treasure ♪
284
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,479
♪ I got it bad ♪
285
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,648
♪ So bad ♪
286
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,816
♪ I'm hot for treasure ♪
287
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,944
Take it, Steve.
288
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,320
[♪ GUITAR SOLO PLAYING]
289
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,529
[GASPS]
290
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,073
[LOW RUMBLING]
291
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,202
Come on! We're gonna get smushed!
292
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,538
[BAH BAH] Let's go, Steve.
293
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,582
We can still get the treasure.
294
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,334
Sorry, Mom.
295
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,877
Steve, no!
296
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,715
[STEVE] I must have slid weird.
297
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,717
Look away, Bah Bah.
298
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,805
Vic Mancuso?
299
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,598
Vic Mancuso!
300
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,975
Vic Mancuso?
301
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,434
Vic Mancuso!
302
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,062
Thank God you're working
in the dead of night.
303
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,022
I know this sounds crazy,
304
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,024
but my father and son
305
00:12:55,108 --> 00:13:00,154
are stuck underground in a
dangerous web of treasure tunnels.
306
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,489
Please, calm down.
307
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:05,702
Step into my... little portable
construction office thingie.
308
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,413
I don't know what they're called.
Do you?
309
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,164
Let's just go inside.
310
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,333
I don't get why Mom's still upset.
311
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,043
You were right about everything.
312
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,505
There's another room down there.
313
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,467
[ECHOING] Not again!
314
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,552
[BONE CRACKS]
315
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,805
Oh, my spine! My precious spine!
316
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,392
[VIC] Sorry, what were you saying?
317
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,144
Something about a tiger's butt?
318
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,687
Lion's butt.
319
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,606
The lion statue right
here in the square.
320
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,401
Please, excuse my silk kung fu robe.
321
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,029
I'm in the middle of one of
my many daily suit changes.
322
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,155
Of course.
323
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,366
I see you've noticed from my objet d'art
324
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,537
and Jackie Chan posters that I
appreciate fine Chinese things.
325
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,874
I could watch Rush Hour 2 all day.
326
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,125
Yeah, it's a great movie.
327
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,753
- I'm gonna need some henchmen in here.
- Wait, what?
328
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,758
Francine, I didn't buy old dirty
Chinatown just to turn a profit.
329
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,426
If the legends are true,
330
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:07,388
Jung Hu's mythical compass
is right below us.
331
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,893
With that power,
I could redevelop the world.
332
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,103
Wait a second.
333
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,938
You're a bad guy!
334
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:21,152
Listen up. This lady,
a grandpa, and some dumb kid
335
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,821
found the entrance
to the treasure before you!
336
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,990
You knew about the treasure?
337
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:29,035
Now it will be super easy
to catch up to your family,
338
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,497
force the old guy to lead us
to the treasure and kill them.
339
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:38,377
Ugh! Sometimes I'm so smart,
and sometimes I so dumb.
340
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:42,423
Also, guys, I think getting
outsmarted by this group of rag tags
341
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:47,053
is another example of how our hybrid
work schedule is just not working.
342
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,639
Henchmen work is something
best done in person.
343
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,599
Everyone's gotta start coming in more.
344
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,810
- No more Zoom.
- [MAN OVER LAPTOP] Sorry, boss.
345
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,187
You cut out for a second.
What'd you say?
346
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,231
[GROANS] Never mind.
347
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,401
[♪ SITAR STRUMS]
348
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,988
You do anything to my son,
349
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:10,785
and I swear I will find you
and I will hurt you.
350
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,620
You can do whatever you want to my dad.
351
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,039
Oh, you're not going anywhere.
352
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,291
You're sure you're good
to watch her, Trevor?
353
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,376
Yeah, I'm good, Vic.
354
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,921
It's just like I'm there.
She pulls anything, I'll Slack you.
355
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,090
Now it's time to catch these dorks,
356
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,175
get Jung Hu's compass,
357
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,887
and become the most powerful
real estate developer in the world.
358
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,056
Right after I change
my suit one more time.
359
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,725
I'm just worried this one
won't go with the compass.
360
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:40,189
I'm telling you, Steve,
Mah Mah is insatiable.
361
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,440
Please, stop.
362
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,192
I should've stayed with Mom.
363
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,277
And I gotta pee.
364
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,279
That's, like,
the eighth time you had to pee.
365
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:50,241
So, anyway, I don't know if it's her,
or just my sex appeal,
366
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,952
but Mah Mah can go all night.
367
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,037
[STEVE] Oh, my God, stop!
368
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,747
[STRAINING]
369
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,626
[PINGS]
370
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:05,173
Hey, Trevor, do I hear the Bluey
theme song in the background?
371
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,800
Didn't you tell your daughter
no more screen time?
372
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,635
Are you kidding me, Presley?
373
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,262
[CHAIR SCRAPING]
374
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,266
[ROPE TEARING]
375
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,393
Hey, Presley was asleep.
376
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,146
Later, Trevor.
377
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,939
I gotta save my son.
378
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,233
Oh no, you were lying!
379
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,111
You gotta stop trusting everyone,
Trevor!
380
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,905
[♪ THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]
381
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,291
Hmm. My Chinese is a little rusty.
382
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,419
This either means "quick way"
or "quick death."
383
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,962
I'll take my chances.
384
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,423
- [GRUNTING]
- [BONES CRACKING]
385
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,050
Whee!
386
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,970
[VIC] Another pee puddle.
387
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,972
They must have a dog or something.
388
00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,102
[BAH BAH] But if you really want
to juice your grandma's orange...
389
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,812
- Mommy!
- Shh.
390
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,273
Mancuso's henchmen
are all over the place.
391
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,192
The guy rebuilding Chinatown?
392
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,654
He's only doing it to get his
hands on Jung Hu's compass.
393
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,531
Let's get moving before one
of them catches up to us.
394
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,783
[HENCHMAN] Too late.
395
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,702
We can take these guys.
396
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,914
Okay, I got this.
397
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,916
Krav Maga. Throat punch!
398
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,251
Throat punch! Throat punch!
399
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,254
I mostly do throat punches.
400
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,506
Good thing these guys all had throats.
401
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,841
Okay, okay, okay.
402
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:31,926
We are clean.
403
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,219
We have the chili.
404
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,303
Let's do this.
405
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,597
Burgers. More burgers.
406
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:37,848
Fries.
407
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,309
They forgot the [BLEEP] chili!
408
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,727
[YELLS IN FRUSTRATION]
409
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:42,853
[SQUELCHING]
410
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,106
That's chilly, huh.
411
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,315
Damn it. She did say,
412
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,234
"Be careful the chili
is under the burgers."
413
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,986
She said it twice, actually.
414
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,363
This can't be the end.
415
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,698
It doesn't make sense.
416
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,575
[SIGHS] I'm gonna go pee again.
417
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,579
You know I didn't have to include
you in my treasure obsession
418
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,997
when you were growing up.
419
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,749
I did it because I enjoy
spending time with you.
420
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,043
I like spending time with you too.
421
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,046
The problem was once
it wasn't treasure related,
422
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,549
you didn't want to spend
time with me anymore.
423
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,635
I'm sorry. I just thought
if I could get the treasure,
424
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,637
I could give you and your sister,
425
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,598
and your mom a better life.
426
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:22,310
I think I would have just preferred
you more in the life we did have.
427
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,313
[STEVE] Uh, guys,
I think my pee found something.
428
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,733
Maybe we have to twist this rock?
429
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,776
- I'm not touching pee.
- Me either.
430
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,194
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
431
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,697
Ahhh! Steve has pee hands.
432
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,282
Pee-pee hands kid!
433
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,825
[RUMBLING]
434
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,703
[STEVE] There's an indentation.
435
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,122
We need to fill it with something.
436
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,290
Not just something.
437
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,792
Jung Hu's lucky gold medallion.
438
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,753
Didn't we use that to get in here?
439
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,088
No, that was Jung Hu's amulet.
440
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,591
I'm talking about Jung Hu's medallion,
441
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,677
which I gave to you
for your 12th birthday.
442
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,721
No, you gave me...
443
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,098
[GASPS] My necklace!
444
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,017
I knew you'd keep it safe.
445
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,355
[♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
446
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,315
[RUMBLING]
447
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,579
[BAH BAH] Jung Hu's compass.
448
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,831
It's magnificent!
449
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,418
And it's all magnifi-mine.
450
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,589
Now I'll have the power
to develop the whole world
451
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,717
into a crappy mixed-use retail space,
452
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:40,971
where parking is only free
for the first 30 minutes.
453
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:44,600
And no validations, ever!
454
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,519
[RUMBLING]
455
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,354
Jung Hu!
456
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,605
[RUMBLING]
457
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,940
[LASER DINGING]
458
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,153
[GRUNTS]
459
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,072
[CRASHING]
460
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,825
An exit!
461
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,412
You don't need that.
462
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,622
You already have treasure.
463
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,375
And so do I.
464
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,344
Win Sum, Lose Sum, Dim Sum?
465
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,762
Let's go some!
466
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,097
[RUMBLING CONTINUES]
467
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,189
[CRASHING, GLASS BREAKING]
468
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,067
You fools!
469
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,736
I had it in my hands!
470
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,576
I saved that dummy's life
just so he could die?
471
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,162
Hey, Bah Bah, I have one question.
472
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,622
What were you gonna do
without my necklace?
473
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,166
Hi there, Steve.
474
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,084
I knew you'd show up.
475
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:53,711
[VIC] Suckers!
476
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,129
Should've gone back in.
477
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,590
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
478
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,267
What up? It's your boy Jake Eatz.
479
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,270
And I'm here to tell you what
I think of the Chili Hat.
480
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,072
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
481
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,657
[EXPLOSION BOOMS]
482
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,785
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
483
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,414
Well, guess we better find a way home.
484
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,707
Chili check!
485
00:21:32,308 --> 00:21:33,664
Bye bye! See you soon!
486
00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:38,300
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