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Mitsuoka!
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Noren!
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Wait up!
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Tell us more
about what you said back there!
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Wait!
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Looks like we managed to lose them.
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All right, now.
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Why?
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Sorry!
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The club activity I was really looking
forward to got totally wrecked...
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and before I knew it, all my
built-up stress completely exploded.
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I know I messed up.
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Sorry.
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But hey, Juzo, doesn't this...
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technically mean mission accomplished?
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The hell it does!
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Marrying a kid
the same age as my daughter?
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I'd rather die!
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But please! I know it's selfish...
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but could you pretend
to be my boyfriend for a while?
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Huh?
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Look, if people think
I already have a boyfriend,
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then stuff like what just happened
should calm down a little!
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Please!
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Fine.
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But this is...
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strictly pretend, got it?
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THE PACIFIER DUEL
SATURDAY, MAY 2nd
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Hey!
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Go buy us some bread!
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Oh, so this is how it goes.
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You listening to me or what?!
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From now on, you either run errands
for us every day,
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or you back off from Noren Mitsuoka.
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Pick one.
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What kind of choice is that?
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Don't let him get away!
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Beating them down would be easy...
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but I'm not about to do something that
childish and get myself suspended over it.
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Hey!
- We're on the third floor!
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What the...
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My apologies.
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Did you hear?
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Those two are apparently going out!
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Yeah, and because of that,
a bunch of guys have it out for him.
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Yikes!
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Poor guy.
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I said I'd do it
as long as it was just pretend,
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but is this really what
it's gonna be like the whole time?
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What a pain!
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Rough day, Oga?
- Huh?
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Is it true you're dating Noren?
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Takada and Baba...
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Seriously, though, nice job
getting away from those guys!
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You were watching?
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And all you did was watch?
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I mean, what were we supposed to do?
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Go get a teacher or something!
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It felt like you would handle it somehow.
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And you did, so what's the problem?
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Hey!
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Though...
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honestly, it could get
way worse from here.
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Huh?
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Our school's a pretty famous
mega-school, y'know.
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There are high-spec guys
all over the place.
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And not just that.
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Among the upper crust,
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there's an especially scary group of them
called the "Unicorns."
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They've got the looks,
the personality, the whole package.
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And on top of that, every single one
of them has top-tier talent,
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and crazy charisma
in some field or another.
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Rumor is, all of them
are after Noren, too.
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So, chances are,
they'll come after you sooner or later!
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And when that happens...
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Well, good luck!
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Hey!
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You really oughta quit, don't you think?
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This "fake boyfriend" thing, I mean.
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Huh?
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Boss...
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you've got no intention
of marrying Noren, right?
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Obviously not!
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Then there's no reason to keep this up.
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I do feel bad for her, but...
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And I've got one more
annoying update for you.
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What?
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It's about Mitsuoka Pharmaceuticals' wasp
research and their antiaging drug.
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Apparently, the underworld
is after that secret, too.
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But they can't just take it
with threats or brute force.
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So, there's talk...
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that other organizations might send in
elite middle schooler operatives...
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to go undercover.
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All with the aim of becoming
Noren Mitsuoka's future husband.
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Meaning from here on out,
she's basically gonna be fought over...
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by top-tier guys
from both sides of society.
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Unicorns, assassin agents, the whole deal.
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Boss, you planning
to throw your hat in that ring, too?
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Huh?
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Yeah, so, you don't have to pretend
to be my boyfriend anymore.
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Looks like it's causing you
a ton of trouble. Sorry.
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Yeah, but then...
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I mean, this is really something
I should deal with myself anyway.
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I'll stop showing up at Home Ec Club.
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But hey, you should
still come by for ramen.
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I might vent to you
once in a while, though.
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Oh! On a date? Perfect timing!
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Quit running away already, Ogami.
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Nobody's okay with this, y'know.
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A gloomy loser like you
being her boyfriend?
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He's not my boyfriend anymore!
Can you quit this stupid crap already?
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Huh? Really?
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Then go out with me!
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What? No, thanks!
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Nobody asked you
to barge in here, so go to hell!
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Oh! Look, I'm not messing around!
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I'm strong, okay? I can protect you!
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I didn't ask! So, back off already!
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Aw, don't be so cold!
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No. We're still together.
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So, keep your hands off my girl.
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Now get lost.
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Huh?
- The hell?
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Wait, what? You're marrying her?
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Like hell I am!
We're just keeping the act going!
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Still, why, though?
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No reason.
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What?
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If I had to say, it's because
every damn kid keeps going,
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"No, don't," "It's fine," all the time!
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And us old guys?
We're stubborn, that's why.
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Instead of letting kids worry about me,
I'll be a meddling pain in the ass.
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I don't care who. If they're bad news,
I'll swat every last one of 'em away!
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What're you muttering about?
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I spar with grown men at the gym.
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Think about who you're mouthing off to
before you try acting cool!
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I'm not saying I totally disagree with
the whole "men should protect women" thing,
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but for now...
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maybe you should spend
a little more time training.
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Ogami?
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Ogami, um...
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All right. I'll keep playing
boyfriend a little longer.
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I don't wanna eat good ramen and then
have to listen to you complain afterward.
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Thanks.
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But, um...
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that "Keep your hands off my girl" line...
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Sorry, but wow, that was a huge turnoff.
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No middle schooler talks like that.
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So...
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that's Noren Mitsuoka and her boyfriend.
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Though, with those moves, he kind of seems
like he might be in the same line of work.
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He may be tougher than I expected...
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as a romantic rival on this job.
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Impressive.
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At your age, and with skills that sharp.
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You're a once-in-a-generation talent
for our organization.
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Thanks.
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Now for your next assignment.
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Infiltrate Noren Mitsuoka's middle school
and become her fiancé.
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I'm counting on you...
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Baby-Face Baby.
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Hey, Ogami...
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Aren't you, like, secretly super strong?
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Huh?
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No way.
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I've never been in a fight in my life.
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Really?
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Because the guy you scared off
the other day looked pretty tough to me.
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That was just a fluke, or,
I dunno, for all he looked the part...
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he was basically normal.
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"Normal"?
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So, that means you do know
what "not normal" is like?
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No, I mean, I don't know.
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The boss is getting grilled
by a middle schooler!
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Well, whatever.
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This is just pretend dating anyway,
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so I'm not gonna tell you
you can't keep secrets or anything.
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But speaking of this
"fake boyfriend" thing...
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My dad randomly sent me
something yesterday.
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A fountain pen?
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What makes zero sense is,
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he told me to give this to Ogami,
the guy I'm dating right now.
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Why?
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No clue.
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Isn't he kinda hot?
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He's so tall!
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Look at how long his legs are!
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Check out his physique!
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Okay, class, I'd like to introduce
our transfer student.
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Boss!
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Yeah.
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A transfer student at a time like this...
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And that presence...
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So, one really did show up.
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They sent in another pro...
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to become Noren's fiancé.
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This is Shin Kohazame.
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Hell yes! A hottie!
- Everyone, be nice to him.
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Man, what a difference from Oga!
No, seriously, it's not even a contest!
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Now then, why don't you
give us a quick introduction?
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Afu?
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Duck?
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Wow, he's so nervous,
he completely choked.
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Um, okay then, for now,
why don't you sit next to Mitsuoka?
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Uh, nice to meet you.
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She's...
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She's so cute!
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Her picture did not do her justice!
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This is bad!
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I'm so nervous, I can barely even talk!
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There's no way
I can flirt with a girl this cute!
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But it's a job, so I have to!
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If I'm gonna talk without freaking out,
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I've got no choice
but to put that in my mouth!
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Huh?
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A letter?
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I LIKE YOU.
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IN PERSON,
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I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU
IN THE COURTYARD AFTER SCHOOL.
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Whaaat?
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Did I really just get the sloppiest
love-letter approach ever?
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Jeez, when you're hot, people really
let you get away with anything, huh?
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A letter and then
an instant meet-up request.
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You want me there with you?
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Honestly, that'd help.
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That's kinda the whole point
of the "fake boyfriend" thing.
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I knew you had a boyfriend.
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But if you bring him with you,
that does make this way harder. Jeez.
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Huh?
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Wait, that's Kohazame's voice,
but the vibe is completely different.
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No, hang on, what the heck is that?!
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It's a pacifier.
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Don't say that with the energy
of "It's just a mask"!
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Sorry for freaking you out.
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I actually have extreme stage fright,
but when I turn into a baby, it calms me down.
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He's calmly saying the craziest nonsense!
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The underworld's full of weirdos,
but this guy's really something else.
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Oh yeah, he's out there.
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Anyway, can we talk
about what I wrote in the letter?
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Uh, right,
well, I'm already dating Ogami, so...
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I know.
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But I still have to say it.
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It was love at first sight.
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I really like you!
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Wow, pushy much?
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I know you already have a boyfriend.
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Even so, will you give me a chance?
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Looking at him again,
his eyes really are beautiful.
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When he looks at you like that,
your heart skips a beat.
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It's not just that his features
are handsome.
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There's this almost hypnotic kind
of sex appeal to him.
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Except...
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he's got a pacifier in his mouth!
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Well, okay, there are like ten different
things I could say here, but...
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Hey!
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Quit talking out of your ass, moron!
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For starters, you don't even like me
that much, do you?
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00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,937
I'm not saying
love at first sight never happens,
258
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,397
and sure, sometimes things move fast
out of nowhere.
259
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,857
But this isn't that.
260
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:22,297
What ticks me off is that it feels
like you're being made to do this!
261
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,387
Yeah, it's rough
dealing with confessions...
262
00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:26,697
but if someone tells me
how they really feel...
263
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,177
I make a point
of giving them a real answer.
264
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,527
But if somebody comes at me
with some joke of a confession...
265
00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:33,787
like they're making fun
of other people's feelings...
266
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,420
I make a point of decking them!
267
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,650
What a...
268
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:42,447
What a direct, strong person!
269
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,750
I'm really in love!
270
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,587
Good boy, good boy.
271
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:52,890
If a girl like this did that for me,
I could die happy!
272
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,097
No, sorry!
273
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,837
I'm really sorry!
274
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,870
You were totally right about all of it.
275
00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:02,437
And I like you. For real this time.
276
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,170
If you can tell when someone's lying,
you can also tell when they aren't.
277
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:08,857
So, anyway, your boyfriend...
278
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,067
Ogami.
279
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,850
"Ogami," right.
280
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:14,850
Just like that?
281
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,647
He got behind me?
282
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,077
You're in the business, too, aren't you?
283
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,487
I never thought a sudden confession
like that would actually work.
284
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:28,677
My plan was to make an impression first,
then ease into it little by little.
285
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,530
But...
286
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,030
I changed my mind.
287
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,687
Putting Noren's position
as fiancée on the line...
288
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,167
I challenge you to a duel.
289
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,807
Huh? A duel?
290
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,040
That.
291
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,050
That fountain pen is proof
of who is the official fiancé.
292
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:49,900
And if a duel is issued,
it has to be accepted.
293
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:52,867
The guidelines
have already been announced.
294
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,187
Wait, what's that mean?
295
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,187
Since when?
296
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:59,507
If you lose, does that mean the boyfriend
role changes hands automatically?
297
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:03,480
Jeez! This just keeps getting
more and more annoying!
298
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,377
So, basically, you decided you wanted
to steal her quick and easy, huh?
299
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,577
Exactly.
300
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,327
SIGHHH...
301
00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:12,537
Please give Noren to me.
302
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,317
I don't give a damn about duels
or whatever else.
303
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,557
But I'm not handing Noren over!
304
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,587
You're way too freaky for your own good.
305
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,137
MITSUOKA PHARMACEUTICALS
306
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:24,587
So, whoever's holding the fountain pen
at the end is the fiancé...
307
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:25,977
is that it?
308
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,567
That is brutal!
309
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:29,107
Hang in there, Oga!
310
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,557
This is no laughing matter!
311
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,907
Noren, are you okay?
312
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,327
No, I am not okay!
313
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:38,677
I hate the idea of people making this
huge spectacle out of fighting over me!
314
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,110
I feel like I'm gonna puke!
315
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:44,077
And Ogami's only doing this
because I asked him to fake it.
316
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,147
It's not like I was planning
to date anyone in the first place!
317
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,877
Ogami...
318
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,700
It's okay, Master.
319
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,007
I'm in this now.
320
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:55,950
I'm not gonna lose
no matter what kind of match this is.
321
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,667
They're saying it's a duel
over Noren Mitsuoka!
322
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,507
The one that was posted online?
323
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,877
No way! They're really doing it?
324
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,857
The match lasts one hour.
325
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,717
My objective is to make you
put this pacifier in your mouth.
326
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,300
If you can escape without having it
crammed in, then you win.
327
00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,837
Paci... fier!
328
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,437
What kind of stupid contest is this?
329
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,657
A pacifier? What?
330
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:20,947
I don't get it!
331
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:23,567
Why is he sucking on one
in the first place?
332
00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,996
I love you, Noren.
333
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,496
I really mean it.
334
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,150
So, if I win this duel...
335
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,047
I want to use your lap...
336
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:33,047
Good boy, good boy.
337
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,237
...as a pillow.
338
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,760
Sorry. Not happening.
339
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,127
Let's get started.
340
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,247
When the last grain falls,
exactly one hour will have passed.
341
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,507
Yeah, yeah, let's do this already.
342
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:46,630
Begin!
343
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,317
Boss!
344
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,237
Even bracing myself, that was close.
345
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,050
Weirdo factor aside,
his skills are the real deal.
346
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,407
It started!
347
00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,930
Oh man!
348
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,317
Uh, isn't this plain bad?
349
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,067
Trying to run away
without blowing your cover and all!
350
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,567
That means, for one full hour...
351
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:10,197
I've gotta dodge his attacks
in the most pathetic way possible!
352
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,030
In a weird way, that's kind of pro!
353
00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,117
Was that luck?
354
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,160
He's actually managing to dodge him!
355
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,407
Even before I had this younger body,
356
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,877
it'd been a long time
since I'd faced anyone this good.
357
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,537
He's really strong.
358
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,937
Which is exactly why...
359
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,757
a match where I lose
if he gets a pacifier in my mouth...
360
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,050
What the hell?
361
00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:37,050
Shh!
362
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,967
After Noren turned me down,
I thought about it.
363
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:47,997
What exactly is the difference between us?
364
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,897
And then it hit me.
365
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,177
One of us is a baby...
366
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,657
and one of us...
367
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,657
isn't!
368
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,590
What the hell are you talking about?!
369
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,267
Just try putting it in your mouth,
370
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:09,807
and you'll get why it's so great!
371
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,337
And once we're both babies...
372
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,887
I'll be superior!
373
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,520
No good! I still have no idea
what you're on about!
374
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,387
More than anything...
375
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,470
I'm in love with Noren!
376
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,530
Are your feelings for her
stronger than mine?
377
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,077
My feelings for Noren...
378
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,150
My...
379
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:30,037
Nope.
380
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,457
Not even one millimeter.
381
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,857
I'm a grown man.
382
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:36,450
I only took this on because I got
stubborn and dug in my heels.
383
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:37,927
Hah...
384
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,587
So, if I lose, worst case,
it can't be helped.
385
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:41,950
Is that all this is?
386
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,347
TO PAPA
387
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:49,210
TO PAPA
Papa!
388
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:51,350
No. Wrong.
389
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,530
It's more than that.
390
00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:57,180
About one minute left?
391
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,317
There they are!
392
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,610
Over there!
393
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,197
He threw it!
394
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,477
Huh? Is it over?
395
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,977
Yeah, this ends it.
396
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,310
Except...
397
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,907
I never said that was the only pacifier.
398
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,047
A trap!
399
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,130
A whole bunch of them are flying at him!
400
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,960
He left me an escape route on purpose!
401
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,157
He's gonna land on a rake!
402
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,967
The thing where, if you step on it...
403
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,547
...the handle whips up
and smacks you right in the face!
404
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:41,057
And there's a pacifier
attached to the end of it!
405
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:45,390
And he can't block it!
- It's going in his mouth for sure!
406
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,140
Wha...
407
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,497
It stopped!
408
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,770
How?
409
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,700
So, when he jumped back...
410
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,227
he'd already...
411
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,410
thrown the wood carving knives?
412
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:08,097
He made it the whole hour!
413
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,767
How'd he do that at the end?
414
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,710
Ogami wins!
415
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:14,037
Unbelievable!
416
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,727
My love...
417
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,710
actually lost!
418
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:19,527
Sorry.
419
00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:22,430
I don't know if mine's
stronger than yours...
420
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:26,240
but I've got feelings for Noren, too.
421
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,680
They're just nothing like yours.
422
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,940
I only just realized it.
423
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:36,940
I'd been projecting Kozue onto Noren.
424
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,570
All the things I couldn't do for Kozue...
425
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:42,367
Maybe it's just self-satisfaction.
426
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:47,250
Even so, I don't want Noren
to end up unhappy.
427
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:23,860
Yeah, he's definitely pretty down.
428
00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:27,847
But I don't know how to deal
with two boys dueling over me.
429
00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:28,697
HOME EC ROOM
430
00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:31,680
HOME EC ROOM
Um, our new club member is...
431
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,180
Shin Kohazame.
432
00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:35,437
Hey!
433
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,707
I'm not giving up, Noren!
434
00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:41,400
Uh, no, please do give up.
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