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Previously on JAG. We've just received word that Sadiq Fahd is in position of

more than 100 Stinger missiles.

We believe Sadiq intends to use the weapons against targets in the U .S.

Listen, I'm going away.

This has web written all over it. He needed a pregnant wife.

I'm his cover story.

Go, go, go!

Next stop.

Vanished somewhere in the hinterland of Paraguay. I can find her, sir. Denied.

And I quit, sir. I need help finding a couple friends.

My company has a policy.

We do not negotiate with terrorists.

I'll do whatever I can to keep them away from you.

Granddad! Gunny, what are you doing here?

Long story, sir.

Women, stand up!

You defile motherhood.

You can't do this!

There's Mac.

At least she's alive.

But you won't be for long if we don't do something. Go.

You'll make it.

I have to.

I need you.

I overheard one of the guards talking about the finger missile.

From what I could make out, they're in a Mennonite cattle farm about 20 miles

from here.

Mac Mac

Hey, take it easy.

If you remain silent, there is nothing I can do for your friend. I told you

everything I can, Capitan.

You are an American.

Yes, Capitan.

No puedo decirlo, señor.

Ni por salvar a tu amigo.

What kind of game are you hunting, my friend?

It's for protection, Capitan.

You must fear your enemies greatly to carry so formidable a weapon.

Our enemies are capable of inflicting great damage.

This weapon has been fired today.

I love the smell of nitrate in the morning.

So tell me, Where is your tall American friend?

The one who was asking about the parrots?

I wish I knew, Capitan.

No drugs.

No contraband.

You're an honest man.

Por favor, Capitan.

I need to get medical attention from my friend.

Dejenlos pasar.

Gracias, señor.

He took our path.

Did I cross again?

Claro que sí, señor.

¡Adelante!

Mark!

Mark! It's me!

Mac, are you...

You all right? I will be when you stop trying to kill me.

Why were you shooting at me?

Well, I heard a gunshot. The gunshot was my tire blowing out. I lost control for

a minute.

I mean, you must know what I look like by now.

Well, right now you're a little bit blurry.

I've often thought I must look that way to you.

Where the hell have you been?

I went back to the ranch.

Everyone's dead.

You should have stayed with the plane.

Harm, you were unconscious. I was afraid to move you.

I went to get some help. You know, I left my goggles and my pregnancy pad

the path. I would have left a trail of breadcrumbs, only I was fresh out of

bread.

You know, you broke that mirror. Seven years bad luck.

Since when are you superstitious?

I always have been. I just never let on.

So why start now?

Because life is short.

Sooner or later, you have to face up to who you are and stop trying to be

someone else.

You asked.

So how long have you been in therapy?

Apparently, not long enough.

Because I'm still willing to have these conversations with you.

Well, don't let my complete lack of interest stop you.

What is it with you? Did you get up on the wrong side of the plane?

¿Qué le ha pasado?

Accidente de trabajo.

Enfermera, unos calmantes, por favor.

Helen, no painkillers. Sir? Helen.

Incalmante.

Resistirá el dolor.

Bien.

Who do I contact?

No one.

Okay,

what now?

I'm sure you must have a suggestion.

You know anyone in the CIA?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Someone you trust?

I should. I married her while you were away.

Number's out of service.

Maybe your wife ran off with some other man.

She probably had the bad side of her sick mother.

Who is this woman?

I'll tell you later.

You hit your head during the crash, huh?

It wasn't a crash. It was a hard landing. Or the wings got torn off.

Maybe I should drive. I've driven with you.

I'm not the one seeing double.

All right, give it a shot.

Wreck everything you lay your hands on.

So where are we going?

Back to Agent Hardy? Clay doesn't trust him.

Well, who does Clay trust?

Me.

Oh, look where that got him.

How you doing, sir?

Been better.

What's her story?

Her husband's been delayed.

He's alone, scared.

Now go sit with her.

Tell the doctor we'll pay for whatever she needs.

Or else she can have my painkillers.

These people must have a lifetime membership to the NRA.

Any idea where we are?

Do you want to watch where you're going?

No, it's fine.

Camille, why don't you drive in it so we run out of gas or you hit something?

He's probably gone underground by now.

Hidden among the locals.

I'll find him.

You don't forget the face of the man who almost tortured you to death.

Whoa, arm, arm. It's not going to move.

That's not working.

Will you make her move then? How do you know it's a her?

She's obstinate, immune to reason, and totally in the way.

Well, you know, we could always shoot her.

What did you say to her?

I told her all about you.

Like every other woman you've ever known.

She ran for her life.

She asked me to tell you how grateful she was.

All right, find my clothes. I've got to get out of here. No, sir. That is a

direct order, Gunnery Sergeant. I'm not in your chain of command, Mr. Webb.

I have friends at JAG. I'll have you court -martialed.

We're signed to Diera del Fuego.

I've been in worse places than that.

No, you haven't.

Trust me.

I think this is it.

You were here, right?

No, I stayed at the hotel when Whip saw Agent Hardy. He didn't want to

compromise me.

How thoughtful of him.

I mean, he invited you down to Paraguay to pose as his pregnant wife, but he

didn't compromise you one whit.

Hardy seems to have moved out.

Well, what now?

Why? How about a warm bath?

That's your plan?

Will you get a better one?

Well, yeah, these clothes are filthy. They're two sizes too big, and I've been

wearing them for a week. I think I need new ones.

That's your plan?

Shopping? Unless you brought some dresses with you. Well, you know,

would, but I didn't want to overpack this time.

You're such a good boy scout. Always prepared.

Well, nothing would prepare me for what I found down here.

Seeing me close to Webb?

What is it you want from me, Harm?

Operating instructions would be nice.

You know, I actually need very little, only you've never figured that out.

Hey,

what did you do, drown in there?

I haven't had a bath in a while. I'm making the most of it.

Man on deck. What?

I'm coming in. No, you're not.

I knew I should have gotten my own room.

We have company.

Just in case.

You planning on bringing people in here? Because I'm not dressed to entertain.

What?

I've forgotten how beautiful you are.

Keonis! It's Hardy.

What do you want?

Merely to help.

Well, that's refreshing.

Would have been nice of you to help the first time I asked. Could have saved me

a hell of a lot of trouble, Hardy.

You and the Colonel seem to have landed on your feet.

Half an hour after Agent Webber and I left you. After the Predator strike

eliminated poor Raul Garcia.

Webb and I ran into a trap. How do you figure Sadiq knew we were coming? I see

no sign of Agent Webb, unless he's in the tub.

Emo certainly is not.

So why'd you close your office?

We were compromised.

I have a young girl working for me.

Chosen more for her beauty than her typing skills.

Who turned out to be working for Raul Garcia.

She would tell him things, and then in turn, Garcia would tell these things to

Sadiq. Give us one reason to believe you.

We have to go on trust.

Have you contacted anyone?

Well, Mr. Rabb called his wife, who he claims works for your company. Your

record book says that you're single.

Ah, mystery deepens.

Here's what I know, Rabb.

There are reports of a massive explosion in the Chaco Boreal. The blast was

heard 50 miles away.

It would take something like the detonation of 100 Stinger missiles to

sound like that.

Your point?

You solved the problem in the short term.

But Sadiq is still on the loose.

And I think I know how to get to him.

I'm listening.

Maria Elena.

Your secretary.

Yes. I think Sadiq will approach her directly.

Or has already.

That's a long shot.

Right now he has no friends. No money. He can't travel on any of his passports,

but he can still turn to her.

So how do we get close to Maria Elena?

She, um...

Likes to party.

Well, she knows who I am.

But she doesn't know the colonel.

Soda

water?

I don't drink.

You should not deny yourself the pleasure. Liquor numbs the senses.

So, I want to feel everything that happens tonight.

Kiss by kiss.

Kiss by kiss, and remember it all in the morning.

Mostly I'm interested in the short term.

But not that short term.

How do you hear I learn?

Oh, I'm traveling with a married man, or so he tells me.

And does he treat you well?

Well, on and off.

When he's in the mood.

What about you?

I was sleeping with my boss, but he's different lately.

Distant?

But vicious.

And after I was so good to him.

At least in bed.

Mr. Webb, it's really not a good idea.

We've got to move on.

Where to?

The Adeleste.

That Land Cruiser is not going to make it for 20 more miles, and there's no

place to rent a car. So how the hell do you expect to get anywhere?

Just find my damn pants and grab me some shoes.

Disculpe.

¿Usted cómo se llama?

Translate. She wants to know what your name is.

Why? ¿Por qué?

Dígale que quiero bautizarlo con su nombre.

She wants to name her kid after you.

Clayton.

Clayton.

been involved with someone and then regret it?

Story of my life.

Talking about your boss?

No. No another man.

Who?

Doesn't matter.

They're all the same.

Have you ever been through Brazil?

No, I've dreamed about it.

I'm thinking of going to Rio tomorrow.

You want to come along?

Well, what about my married man?

You and I can have fun without the mask.

You know, I actually lost my passport.

I can get you across the border.

No problem.

I know all of the trick.

And I can teach you a few.

Do you want to ride in the back? Not until I'm dead.

What would your new wife think?

She's pretty broad -minded.

Okay, you're not really married.

No. But I do now know what it means to make a commitment like that.

I went through the ceremony.

There's got to be a story there.

Why'd you do it?

Did it to find you.

Is that true?

Mostly.

So, how do you like the married life?

Don't know yet. I had to postpone the honeymoon.

But you got to kiss the bride.

Oh, yeah.

You are just full of surprises.

I'm right back at you, Mackenzie.

Your wife followed you down here?

It's your husband.

Clay. Thank God.

How'd you find it?

I remembered I left a suitcase here.

I should get a key.

Door man remembered me.

He also remembered you, Sarah.

Told me you were upstairs two -timing me with another man.

That rat.

I told you to tip him a little better.

Any word on Sadiq, sir? Not yet. We did take care of the singer, Michael.

Yeah, we got a lead, maybe.

I need to know everything.

Well, we live to be of service to you, Webb.

What happened to your head, Brad?

Oh, I keep bumping into brick walls.

Look, Hardy believes Sadiq will try to contact his secretary.

Why? Information, a passport, a ticket out of the country. She's the best shot

we've got.

That's pretty thin.

What would you suggest, Mr. Webb?

Right now, I don't have a plan.

Well, that's refreshingly modest, Clay.

The problem is, not a lot of people know anything about Sadiq.

Between the three of you, you have killed most of Sadiq's known associates.

And he's like a chameleon. He can look Mediterranean or Saudi or South

All we know for sure is that he's on the move. By the way, Rab, what the hell

are you doing in Paraguay? He's honeymooning. I came here looking for

How'd you get the Admiral's permission?

I resigned my commission.

Are you insane?

Why didn't you tell me?

There was no time. Oh, you found time to tell Webb. It's not a big deal, Meg.

Harm, this job is your life. It's all you've got.

You did it for me?

Sarah, this is the same room where we spent our honeymoon.

Yeah.

As I recall, that bed was quite comfortable.

Get his shoes off. I got one. You want to take off his pants?

That's your job, Mrs. Webb. Fine. We'll each take a leg.

Come, see if you can get us another room, huh?

Probably, sir. Then you can decide who you want to sleep with. Do me a favor.

Shut up.

Who was the woman you were with earlier tonight?

A tourist.

An American?

Yes.

Was that wise?

I got bored of waiting for you to show up.

You know nothing about her.

I know that she is beautiful.

You are well compensated for your time. I expect your undivided attention.

Now, what do you have for me?

What you have asked for.

And Raul Garcia?

Raul is dead.

I know. Where are the drugs he was holding?

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know? You told me you could find out.

We are moving offices, and Signor Hardy, he had not been worth coming, and he

was.

I cannot believe he would not open his heart to you.

I have given him every reason.

Yes.

You are a hard woman to resist.

Except for you.

And tonight, you look very handsome.

I have no interest in you.

But your friend Hardy must be developing doubts.

It's all about purpose, Maria Elena.

And you have failed me.

And yours.

Please, senor, give me another chance. I swear I will not disappoint you.

I know you won't.

What is it?

Nothing.

Clearly, there is something on your mind.

Oh, I have a lot to say.

Well, spin it out. Okay, I have a question for you.

You resign your commission and you travel 5 ,000 miles to find me and damn

get killed. Well, riddle me this, flyboy, why?

I think you know why.

Do I?

When you found me at the hacienda... When I saved your life?

You weren't even glad to see me.

I was kind of busy trying not to get killed.

You're not even glad to be here with me right now. In fact, you've been awful.

So is this really about Webb?

You know, I'll say this. I did a hell of a better job protecting him than Webb

did. Where did that come from? Well, you and him seem to be awfully damn close.

Well, we've been through a lot together. Yeah. I noticed the tender goodbye at

the hacienda.

And just how many times have you taken his pants off, anyway? I hate it when

you're like this.

You hate everything I do. You're jealous.

I'm not jealous.

It's your life. You do whatever you want.

Yeah, I just didn't realize you had a thing for him.

I don't have a thing for him.

Yeah? How'd you two get so close to that? It just happened.

Like Stockholm Syndrome?

Yeah, maybe. On my part.

Turns out Clay has always had a thing for me.

Well, he kept it pretty well hidden.

Well, that's Clay. You just never know what he's thinking.

Well, what are you thinking?

That was nice to have someone who...

Someone what?

Who states his intention.

Who's willing to follow through.

You can have him.

I just hope the helper, his sake, he fares a little better than your various

husbands and boyfriends.

I'm sorry.

Point taken.

At least I managed to actually make it to the altar, not just in a sham

How long have we known each other?

Eight years.

Feels like a lot longer than that.

Yeah, I guess so.

And this is where we end up.

Mac, can we table this till some other time?

Yeah, sure, sure. That sounds like a great idea.

But, you know, at some point we're going to have to take this conversation up

because the way things are now, neither one of us can move on and neither one of

us is getting any younger.

Did I just say that out loud? Maybe I do need therapy.

See? All right.

We'll be right there.

Miss Hardy.

Maria Elena's dead.

Maria Elena Heather Youth.

You knew her?

He was one of our best informants. Let me do the introductions. This is Captain

Jose Molina with the National Police.

You are the man who was looking for the parrots out in the Chaco.

Did you ever find what you were looking for?

Oh, yeah.

But then it flew away.

As you know, terrorists like to use our country as a staging ground.

It is bad for the tourist business.

So some of us do what we can to...

persuade these terrorists to go back where they came from. I told the captain

you blew off Sadiq's missile.

There are also reports of several deceased men of Middle Eastern birth

in various locations around the Chaco Burial.

No kidding.

So, if Sadiq's missiles are gone and his men are dead, and there's no longer a

reason for him to stay in the country, at least, that is our hope.

You figure he's trying to leave the country?

After this, yes.

Do you have the airport covered, Captain?

Yes. And the train and bus station.

He will not get past us. But there's no way to cover the rivers and the

highways.

This is a good country to get lost in.

And we have no idea which direction he's going or what he's up to next.

Well, what now?

You're out of ideas?

I thought you were the one in charge.

No offense, Clay.

None taken.

Commander often has delusions of grandeur. What a wit. You're obviously

better, Clay.

Nothing like a good night's sleep.

Oh, by the way, Mr. Webb, are you aware that you snore?

That was one of your complaints, Sarah.

Let me help you, Clay.

Thanks.

When Maria Elena and I talked the other night, she said something very odd.

Oh, I can't wait to hear this.

What a talk, Rep.

Thank you, Clay.

There you go.

Maria Elena had never been to Brazil. She was planning a trip to Rio. I told

I lost my passport. She said it wasn't a problem that she could get anything or

anyone over the border. She did that for Hardy.

Yeah. Hardy.

Trev. Let's talk booze.

Fine by me.

You were in the import -export business for Kanye, right?

Right. Give a ship to Brazil.

Yes. Did Maria Elena have anything to do with this?

She did the booking for the shipment. That's why I hired her in the first

Family's in the Kanye business, though. She knew who to bribe. By what means did

you export?

By rail. Do you have anything leaving soon?

Yes. When?

Today. From where?

Central Station.

We ship by mixed freight.

Thanks. Look, I'll call you back. All right. Right.

It's a long stop, but we have a lead.

Figure we should call Captain Molina? I don't know that I trust him.

Hell, I don't know what side of the fence Hardy's sitting on.

Well, let's go. Forget it, Webb.

You're in no shape to go. You just hold us back. Yeah, you know he's right,

Clay.

I know.

Sonny, you better stay with Webb.

Oh, but sir.

Look, one Marine is more than enough.

Trust me.

Besides, Webb needs to babysit.

Yes, sir.

Pick up the towel.

All right, what now, Colonel?

Are you really asking me?

You've got all that Marine training.

Of course, if you're not up for the job, we can always go with experience.

That would be me.

Age, that would also be you.

Height? Bigger is always better.

Let's go.

Oh, that's your plan?

Sorry. Farm,

he's on the train.

Passaporte. Passaporte.

Do you have your passport?

No, a Mennonite farmer has yours.

Senor. Por favor, senora, ¿qué es el problema?

No, no, no.

He's on that train. Come on.

Harm, I'm getting out of the truck. No, no, no. If we stay in the truck, the

engineer will have to stop.

Providing he sees us, and if there's time.

There is that.

Well, we'll see him again.

How do you figure that?

If he's gonna try to kill us both.

So what now, Gunny?

Mr. Webb and I need to report in at Asuncion before we fly back to the U .S.

You ever think about coming back to JAG?

Not as long as there's men like Sadiq on the loose.

What about you?

No, I guess I just got to hope the Admiral will have me back.

I owe you my life, Gunny.

I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for you, Colonel.

I hope things work out, Clay.

They always do.

Alone at last.

Yeah, I thought they'd never leave.

He's a good man.

You like that kind of guy, I guess.

Ready?

No, not quite yet.

Mac, we're going to miss the flight.

It's okay.

Tomorrow's another day.

Scarlett, get in the cab. I don't want to be rushed.

I want to remember all this.

All what?

For a few weeks.

Everything was bigger than life. Oh, yeah, the grass was greener, the sky was

bluer. You're not going to break into a song, are you?

I never noticed this, but you have a way of just taking the joy out of

everything. Well, is your life that boring?

No, no, but after everything that's happened, I am grateful to be alive, and

it's made me take a second look.

Do you remember that chat we were going to have about us?

There's one problem.

Only one?

Things are never going to work out between us.

Why not?

Because we both want to be on top. And that's physically and emotionally

impossible.