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Idiot.
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What's so important on
your phone, monsieur?
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Oh, it's nothing.
I'm, I'm sorry.
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Um... Bibliothèque?
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Please read us what is on
Monsieur Jeremy's phone.
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Um, do I have to?
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Mhmmm
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Okay, it's just a... it's a
text message. It's boring.
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Go on...
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He's sext-texting.
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It says, "I Googled
lovesickness last night
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and it's actually a thing.
Did you know that?"
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"It's on WebMD. I miss you so
much. This is harder than I
thought it would be."
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"Parentheses, that's
what she said."
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"But seriously, when I
started thinking about when we
swam naked at the lake..."
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"...and now I'm in French
class with le boner."
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"Haha, I love you. Let's
FaceTime at lunch."
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And the rest is just emojis.
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Lots of hearts and eggplants!
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Why didn't you just delete
it on your way to my office?
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Sorry, I didn't
think of that. I...
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This is like the first
time I've been in trouble,
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except for obviously
the talent show last year.
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Oh right, the talent show. Yeah.
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How could I forget about the
talent show? I got a lot of
calls about that one.
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Yeah. Well, you know, it's
really difficult to make an
emotionally truthful film
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about gangsters
that isn't R-rated.
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Um, I thought people
would appreciate the realism.
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Do you?
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Yeah.
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That's what you think.
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Do you have any kind of idea the
bullshit that I'm up against?
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Do you think about that? Or do
you just think about yourself?
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Cause I got problems, okay?
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I got PSAT scores from last
year that are in the toilet!
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I got the janitors threatening
to go on strike again!
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I have ninth graders
walking around with weed
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gummies like they're
Flintstone vitamins!
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I am skating on thin ice
here, okay? My job's on the
line. It's stressful.
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I don't have time to deal
with your bullshit! I'm busy!
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Busy, busy! I have calls to
make! Things to do! One person,
okay?
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Yeah.
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Look, you're obviously
passionate. That's good. You're
probably a good kid.
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But you're killing me man.
You cannot sext in the middle of
class. Do you understand?
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Principal Fisher, have you
ever been in a long-distance
relationship?
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That's private. I'm
not answering that.
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Okay, well, um... off
the record, can I swear?
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No, you can't swear.
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Well, I mean you
just said bullshit.
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I'm the principal. I can say
whatever the fuck I want.
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Okay. Um...
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So Samantha, my girlfriend,
just started at Chapel Hill.
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And we decided that we
were gonna stay together.
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Which is fine because I'm gonna
go meet her there in a year.
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Oh.
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The point is that I'm stuck
here. And it effing sucks.
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I just can't stop thinking about
her. I don't know what to do.
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Well, college is a big change.
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Yeah. But, you know, you're
always the same person.
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Well, no, actually you're
never the same person because
change is constant.
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It's just part of growing up.
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Yeah. I mean that's one take.
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No, that's the right
way of looking at it.
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Alright, listen. I'm gonna
give you detention next week,
Monday to Friday.
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Here's your phone.
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It was a victimless offense.
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Get out of my office. I don't
want to hear it. Out! Get out!
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Um, are you guys
getting service?
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Yeah.
- Mmhmm
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Cool.
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Hey, you know, I'm sorry I
read that boner part out loud.
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Oh no, I didn't have one.
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What boner?
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Uh, it was a text to
my girlfriend. Um...
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Of your boner?
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No. No, man. There was no...
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Wait, you got a new
girlfriend already?
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No, no. Me and Sam
are still together.
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She's in college.
Is that even legal?
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Yes.
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Legal to fuck?
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Why would it not be? I'm 18,
she's 18.
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We're both...
everyone's 18.
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Who the fuck is that guy?
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Wait, is he coming here?
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I hope not.
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Hole in one.
- All right.
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I'm Mr. Rivers. You
can call me Jesse.
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Where's Mr. Cameron?
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Oh, I don't know who that is.
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I just go where they tell me.
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Wait, you subbed World
History last year, right?
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Yeah, probably.
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Yeah, you showed us
Gladiator even though
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we were supposed to
be studying World War I.
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Oh yeah! Great flick.
You're welcome.
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This is just a side gig by
the way. I'm actually writing a
novel.
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What happened to your arms?
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Oh, I fell down an escalator
going up at the mall.
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Whew! Do not recommend.
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Why did they set them
in that position?
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I don't know. I was asleep.
By the time I woke up, I was a
little teapot.
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Oh.
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All right buddy, focus
up. Hands 10 and 4.
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Wait, isn't it 10 and 2?
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10-2, 10-3, 10-10. It's just
numbers. Do what feels good, you
know.
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Follow your heart. And
the rules of the road.
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Let's go. Okay.
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Okay, now keep...
okay, no, no, no.
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Slow down. It's okay. Slow down.
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Great. You're doing really well.
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Now just press the start.
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You don't have to hit the brake.
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Use both feet. You're
just using one foot.
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Okay, no no no
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All right, go left here.
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Or go that direction.
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You're crushing it man. You're
a natural driver. Very good.
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So, what are a bunch of
seniors doing in driver's ed?
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Um, well, I divorced my
entire friend group this summer,
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so I don't really have
anyone to give me a ride.
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Ah, their loss.
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Well, if I'm gonna create a
prototype of the solar car
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I've
been developing,
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I'm gonna need to know
how to drive it.
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Solar car, go you!
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I failed this class three
semesters in a row.
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This is your year amigo, I
can feel it. Give me a bump.
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Ow! Oh!
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What about you, Slim?
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Oh, um... my
girlfriend, you know,
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she used to drive me everywhere.
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She already has her license.
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Used to. She cut you loose, huh?
135
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Oh, no, no, no. She's at
college. We're making it work.
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Ah, yeah. Living on borrowed
time, my man. I'm sorry.
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It's gonna hurt, but you
will grow from it, okay?
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Oh my god, look at this
asshole going 15 in a 30.
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At that point just get out
and walk! Honk the horn!
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I thought we were only
supposed to honk the
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horn if it was like to
warn of imminent danger?
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Yeah, I'm in imminent danger
of dying of old age in this car.
Honk the horn!
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There you go buddy, see? There's
a lot of gray areas in driving.
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Life too, you know.
You can't drive scared.
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Cowards die a thousand
times. Brave men die one time.
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That's a quote.
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Actually it's "Cowards
die many times before their
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deaths; the valiant never
taste of death but once."
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It's Shakespeare.
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Yeah, his shit is so tight.
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You're not supposed
to text and drive.
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He's at a stop sign, it's fine.
153
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Um, Evie, can you read
this for me? Please?
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Please? Thank you.
155
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Um, it says "Can't FaceTime
at lunch. Let's talk later."
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Ooh.
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That's it?
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Yeah.
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There's no like... no
emojis or anything?
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Nothing else?
- No.
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Whoa!
- Fuck!
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You just hit that car!
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It's okay, you just grazed it.
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That's called a Carolina
kiss. Keep driving.
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That's sick.
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Don't look back. Never look
back. Unless you're in reverse.
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And even then use the mirror.
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What?
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Did you eat?
170
00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:31,692
Um, yeah, yeah. I
had some cereal.
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Can I come in?
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Yeah.
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School called today.
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What did they call about?
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Honey, I know you miss her. But
you can't let it ruin your life.
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She's the best thing in my
life. I mean shouldn't we be
celebrating that?
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Oh no. I don't think we
should be celebrating a week of
detention. You know?
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Sorry.
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No, it's fine. I get it.
180
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What are you working on?
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It's a script.
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It's about a female undercover
narcotics agent at a high
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school who uh, you know,
may or may not be a cannibal
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and she finds out
that the principal is in
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bed with the cartels
selling to the students.
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I'm gonna, you know, I'm
writing it for Sam. She's gonna
be in it.
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And uh, we'll shoot it over
winter break. Unless she goes
skiing with her parents.
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Um, maybe there could
be less cursing in this one?
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There's food downstairs
if you want it. I love you.
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Okay, love you.
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Sam? Hey.
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How are you doing?
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I might be drunk.
194
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Thursdays are like Fridays
here. And Wednesdays are like
Thursdays.
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00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:05,152
Why are you whispering?
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I'm stuck in a hallway. Dakota
has another guy in her room.
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She's an incredibly sexual
person. That's a direct quote.
Zero shame.
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She just has like a
really powerful sense of
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intuition. It's like a
psychic gift I guess.
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I don't know. She
grew up in Santa Fe.
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I miss you.
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I know
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What?
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I just... I wish
you wouldn't say it.
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It makes me feel bad
and I can't fix it.
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You don't have to fix it.
207
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,822
Look... it's hopeless. You know?
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I mean you know that, right?
209
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What? No, what? What
do you mean it's hopeless?
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Whoo! Heels!
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That guy was just naked.
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Jesus Christ. It's like
the Wild West over there.
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His balls were incredibly
long. I think he has like a
medical condition.
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Um, wait, why did you
say it was hopeless though?
215
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Come on. You know
it is. I mean...
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You want everything to be the
way that it used to be. But it
can't.
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You just can't see that because
you're there and I'm here.
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Look Sam, I think we just
need to see each other. You know
what I mean?
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Like Homecoming is only
17 days away and...
220
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I can't come home
for Homecoming.
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What?
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I just left. I mean it would
be weird.
223
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Nobody goes home for
Homecoming.
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Everybody goes home
for Homecoming.
It's called Homecoming.
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That's the whole
point.
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Look, it's not our fault. And
it's gonna break our heart but
we'll be okay.
227
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,190
Are... are you
breaking up with me?
228
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Naked guy's back.
I gotta go, okay?
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Dude, what's wrong with your
balls?
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Good morning.
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Beautiful day for a drive.
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Ah, fuck!
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Left my coffee by my skateboard.
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Oh no, I'll go get it.
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Yeah!
- Perfect!
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Fuck it.
237
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Whoa whoa whoa! Stop!
238
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:20,715
What the fuck are you doing?
239
00:16:20,815 --> 00:16:22,917
Guys! No!
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You can't drive without me!
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00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,321
Jeremy! What the fuck?
-Stop!
242
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,489
Stop the car!
243
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,059
What's going on, dude?
244
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:35,362
Love that turn signal!
Now you're getting it!
245
00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,264
Okay, just uh, turn
around, take the next right.
246
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,833
Dude, whatever this
is, it's awesome.
247
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,200
That was the turn!
248
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,035
Okay, just everybody
stop yelling!
249
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,505
You're the only one yelling.
250
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:45,507
Oh my god, what is this?
What is this round thing?
251
00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:47,207
This is a roundabout.
252
00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:50,512
Drivers always yield to
motorists already in the
roundabout.
253
00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,179
Also it's right in front
of the high school.
254
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,046
What do I do?
255
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,849
Use your blinker.
256
00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:56,049
You're gonna have to find
where you want to get out of it.
257
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,584
Alright?
258
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:57,886
Okay, where?
259
00:16:57,986 --> 00:16:59,521
Now! Let him go!
Get out! Get out!
260
00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:02,256
All right, dude. Nice.
261
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,092
Oh my god. What the
fuck is happening, Jeremy?
262
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,028
I'm gonna drive to Chapel
Hill to save me and Samantha's
relationship, okay?
263
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,097
What?
264
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,368
Yes. I, you know, she almost
tried to break up with me last
night, I think.
265
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:17,572
I'm not really sure. Maybe
she didn't mean to. You know,
she was really drunk.
266
00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:20,274
Oh my god, when you're
drunk, you're more honest, okay?
267
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,543
I don't think so. I don't know.
268
00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:22,544
Watch out!
269
00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:29,517
Oh my god! You just
ran a stop sign!
270
00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:30,885
No, he didn't.
271
00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:32,787
He ran a red light.
272
00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:35,255
Look, if you don't pull over
right now and let me out,
273
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,558
I'm
calling the police.
274
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:37,926
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
275
00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:38,626
You don't need to call
the police.
276
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:39,827
It's okay.
277
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,295
I promise I will pull over
278
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,462
as
soon as we're far enough away
279
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:43,765
from school, huh?
280
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:46,099
This is a terrible
idea. It's super...
281
00:17:47,035 --> 00:17:48,670
not in a good
way... melodramatic.
282
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,470
It's psycho.
283
00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:52,974
It's giving...
like super desperate, you know?
284
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,577
And desperation...
it's not attractive.
285
00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:58,980
Okay, I'm not desperate.
I'm... inspired.
286
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,582
Okay, send flowers!
I don't know!
287
00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:02,584
No, flowers are
generic and corny.
288
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,586
If guys only knew how
good it felt to get flowers.
289
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:05,954
Nobody sends us flowers.
290
00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:07,822
Exactly. He's right. Thank you.
291
00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:10,592
Whatever. It really doesn't even
matter because love is bullshit.
292
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:11,659
Love is bullshit?
293
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:12,961
Basically.
294
00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:14,596
Who says that?
295
00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:16,330
Do not do this. All right?
296
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:19,968
I fucking have to!
Okay? I fucking have to.
297
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,301
I'm sorry.
- Pop off, king!
298
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,135
Yes.
299
00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:28,810
So you're sure that he
was the one driving?
300
00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:32,179
Not really. My arm
pills make me fuzzy.
301
00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:35,382
What about that kid,
um, Yoshi Shibuya?
302
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,118
I mean, he is the school drug
dealer after all. I just can't
prove it.
303
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,353
Yoshi's a drug dealer?
304
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,855
Yes.
305
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,189
Like what kind of
drugs are we talking?
306
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,191
The illegal kind.
307
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,627
So what happened to you?
308
00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:47,160
Oh, freak pickleball accident.
309
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,564
What?
310
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,465
I was at the net. I
jumped up for a volley.
311
00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,367
Both my feet got stuck in the
net.
312
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,569
I see the ground coming
towards my face...
313
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,136
Boom!
314
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,839
Next thing I know,
I'm in the hospital.
315
00:18:57,939 --> 00:18:59,473
What's the situation?
316
00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,042
My driver's ed car
got hijacked, sir.
317
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,342
How many hostages?
318
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,377
Three.
319
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:04,912
No, this isn't a hijacking.
320
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,581
This is kids fucking around.
321
00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:08,482
What happened was the
car was left unattended
322
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,018
by our substitute
driving instructor.
323
00:19:10,118 --> 00:19:11,653
I'm primarily a writer.
324
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:12,654
How long they been in the wind?
325
00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:16,223
Um, maybe like 10 or 20 minutes.
326
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,593
We need to establish a
perimeter with checkpoints on
all major roads.
327
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:21,261
No one gets in and out of
this town without us knowing
about it.
328
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,530
Have you contacted
law enforcement?
329
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,999
No. No way. And I'm not
going to. I mean, not yet.
330
00:19:25,099 --> 00:19:26,601
Why?
331
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,301
Because if this gets out,
all of us are gonna
332
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,971
have shit on our faces.
Do you understand?
333
00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:33,407
Officer, can I ask you one
question? Before you were
fired...
334
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:35,543
is there anyone in the state
police that you have
335
00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,244
a trustworthy relationship
with?
336
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,113
Yeah, my ex-partner.
She's true blue.
337
00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:42,249
Good. Okay, so
give her a call...
338
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,252
and explain to her that it's
a yellow Kia covered in driver's
ed signs.
339
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:48,556
Hey, hey. Be nice to them,
okay? They're good kids.
340
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,925
What? They are not good kids.
341
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,696
They're brats. Just scare the
hell out of them. I don't care.
342
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,631
Do whatever you gotta
do, just get them back here.
343
00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:59,266
Because I am not letting
three dipshits and the
valedictorian...
344
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,135
fuck me out of tenure.
345
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,137
I'm not doing it. No way.
346
00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:06,239
Not happening, bros.
347
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,478
What the fuck happened to you?
348
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,815
My car got stolen. I
literally just told you.
349
00:20:27,829 --> 00:20:28,428
I'm calling an Uber.
350
00:20:28,529 --> 00:20:29,530
Jeremy.
351
00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:32,734
Just please don't tell anyone
where I'm going, all right?
352
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:35,136
Okay, what do I tell them then?
353
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,572
I don't know. Tell them I'm
having a manic episode or
something.
354
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,272
Yeah, that's actually
probably true.
355
00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:40,440
Jeremy.
356
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:42,442
What?
357
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,912
How are you so sure about this?
358
00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:48,116
Like about you and her and
this epic love story of yours?
359
00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:50,383
Tell me one thing. Anything.
360
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,755
Okay, you remember my short
film that won the talent show
last year?
361
00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:54,756
The mafia thing?
362
00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:56,256
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Come Heavy".
363
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,627
Sorry, there's just no world
where that doesn't sound like a
porn.
364
00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:02,295
No, dude, it means like
come with a loaded gun.
365
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,798
That still sounds like a porn.
366
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:06,768
Anyway, I wrote it for her.
367
00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:08,770
You know, I write
everything for her.
368
00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:12,974
And uh, "Come Heavy"
was like my "Goodfellas".
369
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:18,813
But because of her, I was
like, why are these movies
always about dudes?
370
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:22,984
And so instead of being just
like this stereotypical
girlfriend character...
371
00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:25,787
she's the lead of the movie.
And now it's something special.
372
00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:27,889
Right?
373
00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:28,756
No doubt.
374
00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:30,323
I voted for you.
375
00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:32,325
Really?
376
00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:37,565
The point is, she
inspires me, all right?
377
00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:39,567
And basically
everything I do is either
378
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,502
inspired or made better
by her being in my life.
379
00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:45,773
Like, she fucking
got me this jacket.
380
00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:50,011
Because I love Wes Anderson
and Wes always wears a jacket on
set.
381
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:53,681
And so the night before we shot
"Come Heavy", she was like...
382
00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:56,316
"Here, here you go."
She just gave it to me.
383
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,351
Because she knew me. You know?
384
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:03,224
So it's like, I wouldn't
be myself without her.
385
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,028
Or at least I wouldn't be the
same version of myself. So...
386
00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:08,996
if I lose her...
387
00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:10,531
I don't know. What am I?
388
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,202
Fuck it.
389
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,537
Let's do this.
390
00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:17,705
Do what?
391
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:18,806
I'm coming with.
392
00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:20,274
Dude.
393
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,441
Dude.
394
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:24,545
This is more of like a...
this is a solo mission.
395
00:22:24,645 --> 00:22:25,546
I'm coming too.
396
00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:26,747
Yes.
397
00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,448
What? No.
398
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:31,018
I thought you said that this
is a terrible idea
399
00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:32,620
and that love is bullshit.
400
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:36,324
Well, it is, but um... you are
gonna do it anyways, right?
401
00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:39,560
What about your parents?
402
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,229
Well, my parents are on a
second honeymoon
403
00:22:41,329 --> 00:22:42,462
so they don't get divorced...
404
00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,464
so I don't think
that'll be a problem.
405
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,366
Yeah, my dad is
emotionally checked out.
406
00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:52,573
Oh, no, no. No. Absolutely not.
407
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:53,875
No.
408
00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:56,476
Okay, you gotta come, right?
409
00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:57,879
Why?
- Because we all are.
410
00:22:57,979 --> 00:22:59,412
No. No. No way.
411
00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:01,883
Can you try to live in
the moment for once?
412
00:23:01,983 --> 00:23:05,119
Look, no, I... I have an
orchestra concert on Sunday.
413
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,988
Who gives a shit?
414
00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:09,257
I do! I'm first chair viola!
415
00:23:09,357 --> 00:23:11,325
Seriously. You should come.
416
00:23:11,692 --> 00:23:12,425
Yeah.
417
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:14,195
Guys...
418
00:23:14,996 --> 00:23:16,230
You really don't have to come.
419
00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:17,899
I really appreciate it,
but it's... I'm good.
420
00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:18,900
Dude, stop. Okay?
421
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,301
You're welcome.
422
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,436
It's gonna be 164 miles
from here to Chapel Hill.
423
00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:25,438
Okay, that's like
two and a half hours.
424
00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:28,643
It's probably more like three
because we're gonna have to take
the back roads.
425
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:31,012
That's nothing. It's
like a day trip.
426
00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:32,445
It's Grand Theft Auto.
427
00:23:32,546 --> 00:23:34,081
You're thinking
about the wrong shit.
428
00:23:34,181 --> 00:23:35,917
What's the worst
that can happen?
429
00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:39,153
Uh, we get arrested? Expelled?
430
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,421
Teddy San Chen becomes
valedictorian...
431
00:23:41,522 --> 00:23:43,858
and I lose my climatology
fellowship at MIT?
432
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,093
Aparna, what's the point
of making the world a
433
00:23:46,193 --> 00:23:47,561
better place if you're not
gonna have any fun in it?
434
00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:49,697
Huh?
435
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,401
Huh?
436
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:54,869
Right?
437
00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:57,470
Come on.
438
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:00,473
Put it there.
439
00:24:03,077 --> 00:24:04,612
Thank you guys.
440
00:24:04,712 --> 00:24:06,681
I'm counting this as
my senior skip day.
441
00:24:06,781 --> 00:24:12,019
Um, actually, we're gonna
have to probably do something
about all of... this.
442
00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:48,990
Hey, dude.
443
00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:50,524
You don't have any
drugs on you, do you?
444
00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:52,526
What do you want?
445
00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:58,466
No, dude, seriously. We can't
have drugs in the car, man.
446
00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:00,368
Word.
447
00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:03,204
Do you have drugs on you?
448
00:25:03,304 --> 00:25:05,172
Dude, you think I'd be dumb
enough to bring drugs to
driver's ed?
449
00:25:06,474 --> 00:25:08,109
Hey Jer, how fast are you going?
450
00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:11,045
55 on the dot.
451
00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:15,016
Nah, 55 is sus, okay? You
need to be going at least 5
miles over.
452
00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:16,584
Yeah, yeah, too perfect
looks sus, dude.
453
00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,285
That's why you're sus.
454
00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:22,990
Yeah, it's kind of like uh,
going into too much detail when
you're lying.
455
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:26,027
Yeah, when I'm lying I say
yes, no, or I got diarrhea.
456
00:25:26,127 --> 00:25:27,795
You know, "I have my
period" works on gym teachers.
457
00:25:27,895 --> 00:25:29,430
Yeah.
458
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,798
Yeah, but diarrhea
works for everybody.
459
00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:33,200
Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop!
460
00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:38,572
It's all good.
461
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,267
Oh my god. She's gone.
462
00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:10,337
Am I the only one who
almost shit their pants?
463
00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:12,507
Uh-huh.
464
00:26:12,606 --> 00:26:13,574
Okay.
465
00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:14,942
Yeah, well keep me posted.
466
00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:17,711
Hey, appreciate
you. Stay frosty.
467
00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:22,083
False alarm on a Kia Soul.
468
00:26:22,183 --> 00:26:23,084
Young male driver,
no passengers.
469
00:26:23,184 --> 00:26:24,652
So she didn't pull him over?
470
00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:26,253
Negative. No
driver's ed signage.
471
00:26:26,353 --> 00:26:27,588
God dammit!
472
00:26:31,192 --> 00:26:33,094
There is something we could do.
473
00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:35,096
Not sure it's
completely legal, but...
474
00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:37,098
Let's do it! What is it?
475
00:26:37,198 --> 00:26:39,266
No, you know what? Never mind,
never mind. Forget I said it.
476
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:40,835
What? Why'd you bring it up?
- What is it? What is it?
477
00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,336
Why'd you bring it up?
- Tell us!
478
00:26:42,571 --> 00:26:43,671
Do you have their phone numbers?
479
00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,206
Well, of course
we do. It's a safety
480
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:46,941
measure. You're the
one in charge of safety.
481
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:50,611
I have a spyware program
I got off the dark web.
482
00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:54,549
We can use their phones
to pinpoint their location.
483
00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:04,325
Has Samantha ever
mentioned a Noah?
484
00:27:05,226 --> 00:27:08,662
He's like... lowkey
all over her Instagram.
485
00:27:10,231 --> 00:27:13,568
Um, I don't think so. Why?
486
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:17,037
He's liked every post
since September 9th.
487
00:27:17,138 --> 00:27:18,172
Yeah.
488
00:27:20,975 --> 00:27:24,345
Is she in any of his
pics or anything?
489
00:27:24,445 --> 00:27:26,647
No. No. She's not.
490
00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,382
Right.
491
00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:33,154
Yeah, because look, you know,
we really trust each other.
492
00:27:33,254 --> 00:27:37,391
Like we always have each other
on Find My Friends, you know?
493
00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:39,360
Except last night I like, I
couldn't see where she was,
494
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:42,096
but I think it's just because,
you know, her phone was dead...
495
00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:43,664
or whatever. There's a
million things that could...
496
00:27:43,764 --> 00:27:46,167
That sounds like a red flag.
497
00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:49,136
Also, I mean, she could
be using decoy drops.
498
00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:50,871
Decoy drops? What?
499
00:27:50,971 --> 00:27:52,507
Yeah.
500
00:27:52,607 --> 00:27:55,176
Before my friend broke
up with Amanda Pastanko...
501
00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:57,178
and everyone else,
we would do this thing...
502
00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,413
we would drop our phones
off in Joyce Burke's mailbox...
503
00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:01,182
and then we would tell our
parents we were sleeping
there...
504
00:28:01,282 --> 00:28:03,552
and then just go
wherever the party was.
505
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,352
Gangster.
506
00:28:08,322 --> 00:28:11,192
Okay, so we're
here. That's them.
507
00:28:11,292 --> 00:28:12,893
Huh. What about that other dot?
508
00:28:12,993 --> 00:28:16,764
Uh, nothing. It's a
woman from Tinder.
509
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:20,535
Hey, while we're here, could
you track my ex-fiancee on that
thing?
510
00:28:20,635 --> 00:28:21,101
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
511
00:28:21,202 --> 00:28:22,203
Yeah?
512
00:28:22,303 --> 00:28:24,071
Okay, Walsh, I
need you to focus.
513
00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:26,541
I need you to get out on that
road and go find them. Like,
now.
514
00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:27,741
Well, I took the bus here.
515
00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,076
What?
516
00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,212
Car wouldn't start.
It's a piece of shit.
517
00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:33,714
All right, well then take his
car. This is all his fault
anyway.
518
00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:34,949
I rode my skateboard here.
519
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:36,383
What are you, 15?
520
00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:39,554
I can't move my arms.
Plus my car's in the shop.
521
00:28:40,321 --> 00:28:43,257
Oh my god. All right,
fine. You can take my car.
522
00:28:43,558 --> 00:28:46,227
It's a red Porsche. It's in
the teacher's parking lot.
523
00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:47,228
A Porsche?
524
00:28:47,328 --> 00:28:48,329
Porsch-e.
525
00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,231
Sick. I'm on it.
526
00:28:50,331 --> 00:28:53,568
Okay, buddy. Lucky you.
527
00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:55,936
Woo! You have a Porsch-e?
528
00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:57,338
Uh-huh.
529
00:28:57,438 --> 00:28:58,739
How much do you make?
530
00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:00,274
That's none of your business.
531
00:29:02,577 --> 00:29:04,778
It's a lease, okay? I get a bump
when my tenure comes through.
532
00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:07,582
Are you guys hiring?
533
00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:10,251
No.
534
00:29:23,531 --> 00:29:27,001
Wait. Wait, if you and Sam
follow each other's locations...
535
00:29:27,101 --> 00:29:28,603
did you make sure
to turn yours off?
536
00:29:30,371 --> 00:29:31,772
You didn't, did you?
537
00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:32,540
Oh my god, where is your phone?
538
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:34,808
It's right here.
It's right here.
539
00:29:37,612 --> 00:29:40,582
Oh my god. Our phones. They
can... they can track us by our
phones.
540
00:29:41,148 --> 00:29:42,651
You think they thought of that?
541
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,285
Of course they thought
of it! They're the police!
542
00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:46,621
The question is, how
did we not think of it?
543
00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:50,791
Uh, I thought about it a
while ago, but I forgot to say
anything.
544
00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:51,992
What?
545
00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:54,495
Well, okay, game over.
546
00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:56,497
I mean, they probably know
exactly where we are right now.
547
00:29:58,365 --> 00:29:58,832
Goddammit!
548
00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,836
Fuck!
549
00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,644
Wow, I didn't realize you
actually cared about not getting
in trouble.
550
00:30:10,411 --> 00:30:13,981
Oh, no, I don't. No, it
just feels good to yell.
551
00:30:14,081 --> 00:30:16,050
Wait. Wait, I know.
552
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:19,186
Guys, we should decoy
drop our phones.
553
00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:20,254
Right?
554
00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:22,156
Yeah.
555
00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:24,526
Oh yeah. You know, we could hide
them in the tank of a toilet.
556
00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:26,960
Like uh, Michael
Corleone in The Godfather
557
00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,664
I haven't seen that.
558
00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:31,065
Yeah, me neither.
559
00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:31,766
What?
560
00:30:36,604 --> 00:30:39,873
This doesn't make any sense.
561
00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:42,876
Okay, so, their phones
stopped over there, right?
562
00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:45,112
But that's the
middle of nowhere.
563
00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:47,848
They're all at the
Linville River. Hmm.
564
00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:49,617
Are you guys ready to do this?
565
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:53,354
Thanks.
566
00:30:58,660 --> 00:30:59,828
Need your phone.
567
00:31:06,568 --> 00:31:09,236
Wait, whatever, whatever.
Just please be super careful.
568
00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:10,371
I am.
- Seriously.
569
00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,573
Okay, I'm just gonna...
- Go slow.
570
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:13,307
I'm just gonna aim it
right here. It will land
571
00:31:13,407 --> 00:31:14,809
and then on our way
back we'll come get it.
572
00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:16,009
Okay, just...
- Ready?
573
00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:18,245
Fuck!
574
00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:19,581
Shit.
- No!
575
00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:22,316
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no! - Shit.
576
00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:31,058
Shit. What does that mean?
577
00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:33,661
Maybe they tossed
their phones in the drink?
578
00:31:33,762 --> 00:31:37,732
So you're telling me that
four teenagers voluntarily
destroyed their phones?
579
00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:39,967
You cannot be serious right now.
580
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:42,403
This was such a stupid idea.
We could have like put it in a
bush!
581
00:31:42,504 --> 00:31:45,439
She was talking
about decoy drops!
582
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:48,342
And then he was saying
the toilet tank stuff, you know?
583
00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:51,278
So I was thinking
about water and shit.
584
00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,515
Oh my gosh. God, I can't
believe this is happening.
585
00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,282
Alright, I'm sorry. Let's
just keep going, okay?
586
00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:56,917
No, you don't understand.
587
00:31:57,017 --> 00:31:59,286
I have never not had my phone.
588
00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:02,356
Never! Ever!
589
00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,925
I feel naked!
590
00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:06,795
It's fine.
591
00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:12,166
That's on you.
592
00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,903
Anyway, you could put your
clothes back on so we can get
back on the road?
593
00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,106
Okay. Let's just. Let's just
go. - Even looking at
you. I don't know.
594
00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:23,010
That's it. I'm driving.
595
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,712
Naked?
596
00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:40,127
All right, I get it, okay?
I'm the bad guy on this one. I'm
sorry.
597
00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:48,335
What, everybody's perfect? Is
that it? Nobody's fucked up
accidentally?
598
00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:51,038
I should have never come
on this ridiculous excursion.
599
00:32:51,506 --> 00:32:54,074
Well, you didn't have
to, okay? No one did.
600
00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:55,342
It's a suicide mission.
601
00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:57,912
Yeah, probably.
602
00:32:58,011 --> 00:33:00,949
Can you guys give the kid a
break, okay? Takes a lot of sack
to be this vulnerable.
603
00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:03,551
Thank you.
604
00:33:03,651 --> 00:33:07,254
Okay, so, what, Jeremy?
You imagine you and Samantha
605
00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:11,258
being like one of those
creepy evangelical couples that
get married when they're 22?
606
00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:13,260
No, Evie, not the way
you're describing it.
607
00:33:14,328 --> 00:33:15,597
What's your body count, dude?
608
00:33:15,697 --> 00:33:18,232
Ew, what?
- Gross.
609
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,235
Mine's zero. Does that make
everyone feel more comfortable?
610
00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:23,036
Not really.
611
00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:26,106
Look, I do worry about you
going into a marriage where both
parties
612
00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:29,476
have such a limited range
of sexual experiences.
613
00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:32,112
Come on, have some fucking
faith, all right? My parents
614
00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:34,716
got married right after
college. They're still together.
615
00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:35,950
Are they even happy?
616
00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:38,018
I don't think mine are either.
617
00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:40,788
Yeah, well, my dad cheated on
my mom with their couples
therapist.
618
00:33:41,723 --> 00:33:42,924
Is that allowed?
619
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:47,595
I'm sorry. That really sucks.
620
00:33:47,695 --> 00:33:51,164
Love doesn't last. It's
just like any other feeling.
621
00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:54,167
Nihil aeternum est.
622
00:33:54,936 --> 00:33:57,471
I don't know what that means.
623
00:33:57,572 --> 00:33:58,740
It's Latin.
624
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,508
It means nothing lasts forever.
625
00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:03,878
Aparna!
626
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,750
Dude!
627
00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:10,952
Oh my god. Oh my god. I
don't know what just happened.
628
00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,787
Uh, you just crashed the car.
629
00:34:12,887 --> 00:34:14,923
Well, no, I don't know.
I mean, it's technically
630
00:34:15,023 --> 00:34:17,090
not a crash if you
didn't hit anything, right?
631
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:20,662
I never space out like that.
I have high-performing
hyper-focus ADD.
632
00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:21,629
What do they got you on?
633
00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:24,331
Strattera?
634
00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,934
Oh, you should think about
adding Ritalin to the mix. Yeah,
I can hook you up.
635
00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:26,935
I got Wellbutrin.
636
00:34:27,035 --> 00:34:28,068
Yeah, I'm on Wellbutrin.
637
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,938
For anxiety or depression?
638
00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:31,305
I don't know. I
think maybe both?
639
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,908
Wait, so Evie,
are you depressed?
640
00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:35,777
Literally everyone is depressed.
641
00:34:41,049 --> 00:34:42,817
Maybe I'm the worst driver.
642
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:46,020
Uh, fuck yes, you are.
Time for a switch.
643
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:26,226
Go for Walsh.
644
00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,997
Okay, we lost them. But I'm
gonna ping you on their last
coordinates.
645
00:35:29,097 --> 00:35:31,966
It looks like a river or
a bridge, I don't know.
646
00:35:32,066 --> 00:35:33,801
You think they jumped?
647
00:35:33,901 --> 00:35:37,337
No. I don't know. Just get
there. Get your ass there now.
648
00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:38,640
Copy that.
649
00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:54,454
Holy shit. You guys see that?
650
00:35:54,555 --> 00:35:55,890
What?
651
00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:58,026
63 miles to Chapel Hill.
That's like less than an hour.
652
00:35:58,126 --> 00:35:59,259
Oh shit.
653
00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:01,095
A lot less, the
way you're driving.
654
00:36:04,999 --> 00:36:08,636
Uh, I could use a bathroom break
if anyone else needs to stop.
655
00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:19,681
Shouldn't we tell
Jeremy about the photo?
656
00:36:19,781 --> 00:36:21,883
No, I don't think it would help.
657
00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:23,818
But yeah, maybe it was
just a drunken kiss.
658
00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:27,487
No. No, Aparna,
it's still cheating.
659
00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:32,593
I mean, he would just say
that he forgives her and it
wouldn't be true,
660
00:36:32,694 --> 00:36:35,328
but he would believe
it for a while.
661
00:36:36,698 --> 00:36:39,067
What about your mom? Don't you
want her to forgive your dad?
662
00:36:41,669 --> 00:36:44,138
Um, I mean, I guess if it
would make her feel better.
663
00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:52,146
You know, I like the way
you do your eyes. It's subtle.
664
00:36:53,581 --> 00:36:54,515
Thanks.
665
00:36:54,615 --> 00:36:55,215
Yeah.
666
00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:57,085
Will you do mine?
667
00:36:59,020 --> 00:36:59,787
Okay.
- Okay.
668
00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:00,220
Here.
669
00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:02,190
Look down.
670
00:37:06,094 --> 00:37:10,998
A lot going on with this kid,
huh? He contains multitudes.
671
00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:17,772
Kind of reminds me of myself
actually. He's idealistic,
complex, sensitive.
672
00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:25,213
A real romantic. He's
probably going to see his
girlfriend. And I get that.
673
00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:31,251
That's it! You figured
it out! He's going to her!
674
00:37:34,122 --> 00:37:38,025
Hey Patty! Could you call down
to our idiot guidance counselor
675
00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:40,661
and find out where Samantha
Pierce is going to college?
676
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:42,964
No, no, no, scratch
that. I'm probably way off.
677
00:37:43,064 --> 00:37:45,800
I mean, they've never
even driven on the interstate.
678
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,268
They're probably just at
Bojangles eating some Bo-Berry
biscuits.
679
00:37:50,238 --> 00:37:51,139
Should we order food?
680
00:38:00,615 --> 00:38:01,983
Walsh.
681
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:02,884
They're headed to Chapel Hill.
682
00:38:02,984 --> 00:38:04,519
For love.
683
00:38:04,619 --> 00:38:07,188
Yeah, and you know what?
This has gone on far enough.
684
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:10,024
So I am calling the local
police and they will be waiting
for them.
685
00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:11,993
Negative. You gotta
give me this one.
686
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:14,896
News flash, we're all gonna
be in trouble here. Do you
understand?
687
00:38:14,996 --> 00:38:17,165
You call the cops, you
lose control of the narrative.
688
00:38:17,265 --> 00:38:19,033
So what's in it for you?
689
00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:21,903
It's a long shot, but might
get me back on the force.
690
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:26,908
Oh. He is not getting back
on the force. Give me a break.
691
00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:30,244
I can't believe I'm asking
you, but what do you think? Tell
me the truth.
692
00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:34,314
I think we're asking
the wrong question.
693
00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:39,654
I think the right question is,
what are we doing to these kids?
694
00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:44,192
I mean, so much of school is
no. Don't do that. Learn math.
Think about your future.
695
00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:46,194
But don't dream too big.
Don't become a writer.
696
00:38:46,294 --> 00:38:47,795
You're bad at it. You'll be
poor. It's not gonna work out.
697
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,366
Are we the adults
in the room? Yeah.
698
00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:55,803
But should we forget what it was
like to be young and reckless?
699
00:38:57,337 --> 00:39:01,474
I don't think we should. I think
this is our chance to say yes.
700
00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:06,446
I say we call off the heat.
Let the kid shoot his shot.
701
00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:13,588
All right, fine. Okay, call
your girl. Make sure she knows
702
00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:16,824
this operation is off the
books and bring 'em home.
703
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,860
Roger that. You will not regret
this.
704
00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:30,805
Yeah, I don't know how
we got on this road.
705
00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:33,274
I don't even think this
road's on this map.
706
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,876
Actually, I think we're here.
707
00:39:34,976 --> 00:39:36,277
No, that's a river.
708
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,377
Well, it looks like a road.
709
00:39:37,477 --> 00:39:39,614
Then why is it blue?
710
00:39:39,714 --> 00:39:42,650
Guys, we don't have time to
get lost right now, okay? We
gotta figure it out.
711
00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:45,586
Have you ever tried to look at
a map that's not on a screen?
712
00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:47,588
Yeah, man, we're
not cartographers.
713
00:39:47,688 --> 00:39:50,791
You know, I think that,
um, we might almost be out
714
00:39:50,892 --> 00:39:53,661
of gas. I think that's what
that light means, right?
715
00:39:54,161 --> 00:39:55,096
How long has it been on?
716
00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:56,764
A while.
717
00:39:57,932 --> 00:40:00,668
Fucking why the shit
didn't you say something?
718
00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:02,670
Cause fucking I
didn't want to panic!
719
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:04,672
Evie, we passed a gas
station like two miles back!
720
00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:06,674
Okay, well I didn't
see it! I don't know!
721
00:40:06,774 --> 00:40:08,142
How would you not see
it? I don't understand.
722
00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:10,410
Cause I was keeping
my eyes on the road!
723
00:40:10,511 --> 00:40:11,245
Oh my god! Watch out animal!
724
00:40:15,349 --> 00:40:17,285
Oh shit.
725
00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:27,862
You knocked the
fucking cat's leg off.
726
00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:30,264
Okay, I didn't even hit
him. He looked okay.
727
00:40:30,364 --> 00:40:31,866
Except his fucking leg is gone!
728
00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:34,101
Maybe it was just a
three-legged cat, I don't know.
729
00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:35,836
There he is. He's in the tree.
730
00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:38,306
We need to call animal
control or the fire department.
731
00:40:38,406 --> 00:40:40,374
Fuck no. They put
'em in a cell, okay?
732
00:40:40,473 --> 00:40:41,375
I got this.
733
00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:45,613
Oh, I can't watch. Please.
734
00:40:45,713 --> 00:40:47,381
Yoshi!
- Dude, dude. Don't fall.
735
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,116
Yeah, I'm fine, okay?
736
00:40:49,216 --> 00:40:51,152
I feel like there has to
be a better way to do this.
737
00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:52,954
Be careful, okay?
738
00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:54,388
Yeah, I'm good. I'm
just gonna shimmy out.
739
00:40:55,957 --> 00:41:00,995
Hey. Little guy. You're okay.
Hey, I'm coming to get you.
740
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:04,699
What are you doing?
741
00:41:04,799 --> 00:41:06,400
Filming you, dude. It's
a fucking awesome shot.
742
00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:08,402
Uh, how do I look? I look good?
743
00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:11,238
Yeah, dude. Looking good.
744
00:41:15,443 --> 00:41:16,476
Oh my god.
745
00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:17,477
Are you okay?
746
00:41:18,012 --> 00:41:18,913
I don't know.
747
00:41:20,581 --> 00:41:21,349
Hey!
748
00:41:21,449 --> 00:41:22,149
Oh, you did it!
749
00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:23,483
I saved you!
750
00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:25,686
Man.
-Hey.
751
00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,355
You have no idea how
good of a shot that was.
752
00:41:27,455 --> 00:41:29,357
Yeah.
- Sick.
753
00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:30,458
Cool.
754
00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:39,533
Hey, you alright? I'm
gonna love you right up.
755
00:41:41,035 --> 00:41:43,471
Hey, can we all agree that
he's mine? I really need this.
756
00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:45,940
What are you gonna name him?
757
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:46,707
Tripod.
758
00:41:48,476 --> 00:41:50,411
Yeah, cause of the three legs?
759
00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:53,014
Yeah, no, everyone gets it.
760
00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:56,450
All right, Evie. Looks
like we're going for a walk.
761
00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:01,489
That's awesome.
762
00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:06,727
Hey, we're only going
to the gas station, man!
763
00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:14,301
Hey, seriously, I am, I'm
sorry about that whole gas gauge
thing.
764
00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,605
Everything's going wrong.
765
00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:19,306
Yeah, well, you don't really
have to go through with this.
766
00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:24,278
Are you just saying that
or is that what you think?
767
00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:25,880
I mean, just tell me
what the fuck you think
768
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,915
because I'm sick of like...
- Strategically or personally?
769
00:42:28,249 --> 00:42:30,051
What? Both.
770
00:42:31,085 --> 00:42:34,021
Well, strategically, I really
think you should go home.
771
00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:38,759
Like don't call her, don't
text her, don't Snapchat her,
like just go silent.
772
00:42:41,162 --> 00:42:43,597
Cause she broke up with
you. You know that, right?
773
00:42:48,669 --> 00:42:51,439
Well, that's... that's unclear.
774
00:42:54,175 --> 00:42:55,943
Okay, well what if you
don't get in next year?
775
00:42:56,944 --> 00:42:58,679
If I don't get in?
I have a 3.8 GPA.
776
00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:03,317
Okay, I won best short film in
the state media fair last year.
777
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,820
And one of the Safdie
brothers watched it, you know?
778
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,856
Or at least I think he did.
779
00:43:08,956 --> 00:43:11,492
What's your big
plan, cool guy? Huh?
780
00:43:12,093 --> 00:43:14,295
Um, applying to the
School of Visual Arts.
781
00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:16,597
Oh, in New York?
782
00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:17,698
Yeah.
783
00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:22,269
And I'm also applying to a
bunch of safeties that suck.
784
00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:25,072
Safeties that suck? No, no,
no, you have to go to New York.
785
00:43:25,306 --> 00:43:26,607
Are you kidding me?
786
00:43:27,576 --> 00:43:32,279
You could go to fucking Soho
to see where they shot After
Hours and Basquiat.
787
00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:35,182
And Times Square, even though
it's super fucking touristy,
788
00:43:35,282 --> 00:43:37,952
they have all the places
where they shot Taxi Driver.
789
00:43:38,587 --> 00:43:40,988
And Wall Street for
The Wolf of Wall Street.
790
00:43:41,088 --> 00:43:43,090
And the Royal Tenenbaums
house, you know? You
791
00:43:43,190 --> 00:43:44,658
know what I'm talking
about? The big old house.
792
00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:47,228
The big old house. -
You've been to all of those
places?
793
00:43:48,095 --> 00:43:51,132
No, I've never been
to New York, but...
794
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:53,501
I don't know, I mean I could
fucking, I could visit you. I
could.
795
00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:56,303
Okay.
796
00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:58,607
And I mean I would actually.
I would visit you because...
797
00:43:58,839 --> 00:44:01,142
Martin Scorsese teaches at
NYU. And I could go to his
office hours.
798
00:44:01,242 --> 00:44:03,344
Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU?
799
00:44:03,744 --> 00:44:06,581
Yeah, I mean, you know,
maybe he's not there
800
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,350
every semester, but
he's for sure around,
801
00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,586
like, in New York. -
Jeremy, you apply there,
right?
802
00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:19,660
You want to be a filmmaker,
you don't think maybe like you
should apply to some schools
803
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,895
that have film schools?
- Look, you don't have to go
to film school
804
00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,096
to be a filmmaker anyway.
805
00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:23,497
You are so fucking frustrating!
806
00:44:23,598 --> 00:44:24,665
It's complicated! There's
a car. There's a car.
807
00:44:25,132 --> 00:44:26,667
Stop! No!
808
00:44:26,767 --> 00:44:27,434
Please!
809
00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:33,440
Yes!
810
00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:34,341
Thank you! Thank you!
811
00:44:35,943 --> 00:44:37,444
Y'all alright?
812
00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:43,717
Hey, should I be worried that
my new cat's sleeping all day?
813
00:44:43,817 --> 00:44:46,887
Dude, it's a cat.
That's what they do.
814
00:44:46,987 --> 00:44:48,689
Yeah, I just hope it doesn't
have mono or something.
815
00:44:48,789 --> 00:44:50,925
What? He doesn't have mono.
816
00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:55,196
You know, that's a really
cool necklace. It looks pretty
in the light.
817
00:44:56,397 --> 00:44:57,398
Yeah, thanks.
818
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:00,201
Is that drugs?
819
00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:02,403
Yeah.
820
00:45:03,804 --> 00:45:06,774
What the fuck? You said you
didn't have anything. You
fucking lied!
821
00:45:06,874 --> 00:45:08,577
It was a lie of omission.
822
00:45:08,677 --> 00:45:10,477
Not when you say it!
823
00:45:10,579 --> 00:45:13,147
Can you just be cool? Okay,
you used to be so fucking cool.
824
00:45:13,515 --> 00:45:15,216
You used to be so fucking smart.
825
00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:20,689
Oh, look at you.
826
00:45:21,222 --> 00:45:24,124
Sorry about the temperature. We
gotta keep it cool for the furs.
827
00:45:24,225 --> 00:45:26,160
But you stay bundled up like
that, you gonna be nice and
toasty.
828
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,928
Hey, honeys.
- Look at that.
829
00:45:28,028 --> 00:45:29,496
Don't he look like a young
Joe Namath in that beaver?
830
00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:31,633
Yes, he does.
831
00:45:31,732 --> 00:45:33,635
And trust me, Joe knew beaver.
832
00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:36,437
Mmhmm. The chinchilla looks fab.
833
00:45:36,538 --> 00:45:37,805
Hey!
- Sure does.
834
00:45:37,905 --> 00:45:40,441
We also have a matching
bra and panty set.
835
00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:42,577
And it's a live stick of
dynamite in the bedroom, trust
me.
836
00:45:42,677 --> 00:45:43,612
She ain't lying about that.
837
00:45:43,712 --> 00:45:44,411
No I ain't.
838
00:45:44,512 --> 00:45:46,247
I promise you.
839
00:45:46,347 --> 00:45:48,182
Well, we're letting the cool
air out, so we're gonna boogie.
840
00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:48,816
Let's go.
841
00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:49,684
Alright.
842
00:45:49,783 --> 00:45:50,884
Give her a tug, sweetie.
843
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,886
Attagirl.
844
00:45:58,359 --> 00:46:01,762
- Well, this is how we die.
- I'm sorry.
845
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:13,675
What?
846
00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:17,545
Well, it's weird, like
we've known each other
847
00:46:17,646 --> 00:46:20,381
basically our whole lives. I
mean, at least tangentially.
848
00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:21,616
Yeah.
849
00:46:21,716 --> 00:46:24,218
Yeah.
850
00:46:24,318 --> 00:46:29,557
You know, I remember when we
were in sixth grade, you did a
presentation on Norway.
851
00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:36,397
And you showed all these
pictures of seals. And brought
in like a stuffed fur seal.
852
00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:40,234
And the whole thing was just
about seals. It had nothing to
do with Norway.
853
00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:43,571
You know, I remember you
puked on your desk and then
854
00:46:43,672 --> 00:46:46,240
you made all the kids around you
puke too. You remember that one?
855
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:48,309
Yeah, I do.
856
00:46:48,409 --> 00:46:50,210
Yeah, thanks for reminding
me. That was one of the worst
days of my life.
857
00:46:50,311 --> 00:46:53,548
I remember you gave me a
Valentine on Valentine's Day.
858
00:46:53,648 --> 00:46:56,751
Yeah, I gave one to literally
everybody. My mom made me.
859
00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:01,656
You thought that
was just for you?
860
00:47:01,756 --> 00:47:02,657
Oh my...
861
00:47:02,757 --> 00:47:04,559
I don't know, you know...
862
00:47:04,659 --> 00:47:07,227
You thought that I had a crush
on you when we were eleven?
863
00:47:07,328 --> 00:47:10,197
I was just confused because
you basically never talked to me
and then suddenly...
864
00:47:10,297 --> 00:47:12,232
Okay, well you never
talked to me either.
865
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:14,602
Well, that's because you were
way more popular. There's a
pecking order.
866
00:47:14,703 --> 00:47:17,404
Okay, well, you had
a glow up, so...
867
00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:20,040
Well, so did you. Not that
you needed one, you know.
868
00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:24,011
Oh shit!
869
00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:26,280
Are you okay?
870
00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:28,482
Yeah.
871
00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:31,686
Y'all okay? This
road's a little twisty.
872
00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:34,723
Yeah. Yeah, man. We're all good.
873
00:47:34,823 --> 00:47:37,124
Hot damn, the furs are working!
874
00:47:37,224 --> 00:47:38,125
Okay.
875
00:47:40,361 --> 00:47:45,232
Um, do you mind if I ask you
a question that might sound a
little bit mean?
876
00:47:45,332 --> 00:47:48,235
Yeah, sure. That
sounds awesome, man.
877
00:47:49,370 --> 00:47:51,972
Don't you think that
maybe you're just
878
00:47:52,072 --> 00:47:55,008
a little too young to be so
serious about Samantha?
879
00:47:56,377 --> 00:47:57,044
No.
880
00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,279
But obviously you do.
881
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,383
I don't know, I just
think there's like a
882
00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:05,085
difference between love
love and teenage love.
883
00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:07,087
It's like a coming of age thing.
884
00:48:07,187 --> 00:48:08,989
It happens to everybody.
885
00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:10,759
So if it's happened to you,
how can you just write it off?
886
00:48:10,859 --> 00:48:12,827
Well, I was like fifteen.
887
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,830
You know, he did cheat
on me, also, so...
888
00:48:16,831 --> 00:48:17,832
I'm sorry.
889
00:48:19,734 --> 00:48:23,303
It's okay. People let each
other down all the time, so.
890
00:48:23,404 --> 00:48:25,406
Aren't you just saying
that because your dad is
891
00:48:25,507 --> 00:48:27,174
cheating on your mom
with the couples therapist?
892
00:48:29,076 --> 00:48:31,880
Everyone lets each other down.
893
00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:34,047
Evie, uh...
894
00:48:37,418 --> 00:48:38,853
That seems like an
exhausting way to live.
895
00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,224
You know what I want?
896
00:48:46,393 --> 00:48:49,930
Just once, I just want
someone to surprise me.
897
00:49:09,149 --> 00:49:11,886
What I tell you? Fur is
one hell of an aphrodisiac.
898
00:49:11,985 --> 00:49:13,353
Nature's Viagra.
899
00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:14,321
Yep.
900
00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,790
Come on down, sweetheart.
901
00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:16,791
Come on.
902
00:49:16,891 --> 00:49:17,792
Careful!
- Grab my hand.
903
00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:19,059
Come on, I'll help you out.
904
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:19,661
There you go!
- Thanks.
905
00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:21,328
Be careful.
906
00:49:21,428 --> 00:49:22,129
There you go.
907
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:25,365
Well, thanks so
much for everything.
908
00:49:25,466 --> 00:49:26,568
Whoa, whoa.
909
00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:27,434
Son.
910
00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:30,170
This coat was made for you.
911
00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:32,372
I will say, it is
pretty sick, man.
912
00:49:32,473 --> 00:49:33,675
How much is it actually?
913
00:49:33,775 --> 00:49:36,410
Twelve hundred. But I
could do eleven for you.
914
00:49:36,511 --> 00:49:38,345
You know, I got like maybe
ninety bucks in my Venmo.
915
00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:41,482
Well, we do have faux fur. Every
bit as good as the real deal.
916
00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:46,353
That song 'Perfect' by Ed
Sheeran was playing and
917
00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:48,590
you were hanging with
some assholes from
918
00:49:48,690 --> 00:49:51,225
orchestra or whatever
and I'd asked you to dance.
919
00:49:51,325 --> 00:49:52,125
Yeah, you laughed at me.
920
00:49:52,927 --> 00:49:54,929
I have no memory of that.
921
00:49:55,763 --> 00:49:57,599
It's whatever.
922
00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:59,868
So I went into the bathroom
to hide until the song was over
and...
923
00:50:01,468 --> 00:50:05,740
Wes Bird and fucking Jamie
Weeda looked over the stall
divider thing
924
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,009
and saw me and went outside
and told everyone I was
basically taking a shit.
925
00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:12,814
I wasn't taking a shit.
926
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:14,849
It doesn't matter if you were.
927
00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:17,384
On God, I wasn't taking a shit.
928
00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:18,853
Okay, okay. Fine.
929
00:50:18,953 --> 00:50:20,020
I was crying.
930
00:50:22,624 --> 00:50:23,056
I'm really sorry.
931
00:50:24,491 --> 00:50:25,425
It's okay, yeah.
932
00:50:26,493 --> 00:50:30,230
Who gives a crap about a seventh
grade dance anyway, you know?
933
00:50:30,497 --> 00:50:31,966
I literally almost
never think about it.
934
00:50:33,535 --> 00:50:36,236
Wait, is that why you
quit the science club?
935
00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:37,471
Wow.
936
00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:44,111
No, Aparna, I didn't quit
science club 'cause you wouldn't
dance with me.
937
00:50:44,211 --> 00:50:45,613
Well, I mean, you
quit everything.
938
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:46,981
Yeah, I'm a pretty good quitter.
939
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:49,517
Orchestra.
940
00:50:51,553 --> 00:50:52,654
Competitive Minecraft.
941
00:50:52,754 --> 00:50:53,621
Yeah.
942
00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:54,722
Coding club.
943
00:50:56,591 --> 00:50:58,560
I mean, it's like you
just fucking disappeared.
944
00:51:00,662 --> 00:51:02,095
Yeah, well, my mom died.
945
00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:04,197
What?
946
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:10,038
Oh my god. I remember your mom.
947
00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:11,906
Yeah, well, she's dead.
948
00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:13,206
I didn't know that.
949
00:51:14,842 --> 00:51:17,477
Why didn't I know that?
950
00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:20,048
Most eighth graders
don't really read obituaries.
951
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:27,989
I remember she used to
make those ginger cookies.
952
00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:31,526
You know, for the snacks
after the math meets. They were
really good.
953
00:51:32,894 --> 00:51:33,795
Yeah, they were.
954
00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:39,299
This is hers.
955
00:51:41,803 --> 00:51:42,804
It's a medical ID.
956
00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:46,774
That's why it's giving feminine.
957
00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:50,545
I'm really sorry about your mom.
958
00:51:50,912 --> 00:51:52,647
It's fine. I'm
not hung up on it.
959
00:51:54,048 --> 00:51:55,984
I'm still smart, by the way.
960
00:51:57,619 --> 00:51:59,053
I just don't really give
a fuck about anything.
961
00:52:04,058 --> 00:52:05,059
Okay.
962
00:52:06,628 --> 00:52:09,329
You know what, I think I
actually might like this coat
better than the last one.
963
00:52:09,429 --> 00:52:10,330
Really?
964
00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:11,799
Yeah.
965
00:52:11,899 --> 00:52:12,834
You're not messing with me?
966
00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,168
No, man. I think you look good.
967
00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:17,038
And you'd never
know it was fake.
968
00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:20,775
I feel like I definitely want
people to think it's fake.
969
00:52:21,141 --> 00:52:22,342
Yeah, that's actually a
good point. That's true.
970
00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:22,910
It's fur!
971
00:52:24,311 --> 00:52:25,145
Oh boy.
- I'm just happy we're
972
00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:26,848
fucking not dead.
- Hey.
973
00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:28,549
Gas cans are never a good sign.
974
00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:29,917
Do you guys need a ride?
975
00:52:32,086 --> 00:52:33,220
Yeah.
- Yes.
976
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:33,988
Yes, we do.
- Yes, actually.
977
00:52:34,088 --> 00:52:35,389
Get in.
978
00:52:35,489 --> 00:52:37,859
You will not believe
the last car we were in.
979
00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:49,336
He's a therapy dog.
980
00:52:50,071 --> 00:52:52,507
No way. Lo, that is sick.
981
00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:54,008
Yeah, I know.
982
00:52:54,108 --> 00:52:56,110
I mean, just look at him.
983
00:52:57,879 --> 00:52:59,714
Hi buddy.
984
00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:05,485
Your boyfriend is cute.
985
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:08,122
Oh, no, no. He's
not my boyfriend.
986
00:53:19,734 --> 00:53:20,635
Bye!
987
00:53:20,735 --> 00:53:21,736
Hey, bye!
988
00:53:23,805 --> 00:53:26,239
Goddamn, that girl
is hot as fuck.
989
00:53:28,109 --> 00:53:29,376
Seriously? You guys good?
990
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,978
You're awesome.
991
00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:32,113
Get wherever you're going
safely, alright? - Stay,
baby!
992
00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:32,980
Thanks, man.
- Bye!
993
00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:40,487
I got two questions. Where
did you get this coat and who's
that girl?
994
00:53:41,923 --> 00:53:42,824
I like your cat.
995
00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:43,791
Thanks, dude.
996
00:53:44,158 --> 00:53:45,159
I like your dog.
997
00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:47,595
This is Gus.
998
00:53:47,695 --> 00:53:49,063
Just did a visit at
the children's hospital.
999
00:53:49,163 --> 00:53:50,064
Nice.
1000
00:53:50,164 --> 00:53:52,332
Thanks.
1001
00:53:52,432 --> 00:53:53,735
I know it looks like he could
eat a child, but he's a gentle
giant.
1002
00:53:55,169 --> 00:53:56,604
Wait, are you in med school?
1003
00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:57,505
Next year.
1004
00:53:57,605 --> 00:53:58,271
Oh.
1005
00:53:58,371 --> 00:53:59,574
Next year.
- Nice.
1006
00:53:59,674 --> 00:54:01,576
Yeah. Save some lives
and shit, you know.
1007
00:54:01,843 --> 00:54:02,944
Yeah, yeah.
1008
00:54:03,044 --> 00:54:05,079
Totally. I want
to save the world.
1009
00:54:05,179 --> 00:54:06,080
Good.
1010
00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:07,181
Good. Somebody has to.
1011
00:54:08,182 --> 00:54:09,083
What's up, what's up?
1012
00:54:09,183 --> 00:54:09,917
Hey.
- Hey!
1013
00:54:10,017 --> 00:54:10,518
Nice ride.
1014
00:54:10,618 --> 00:54:11,853
Thanks.
1015
00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:13,688
It's a hybrid, but
I'm sure my carbon
1016
00:54:13,788 --> 00:54:15,556
footprint is still in
asshole territory, so.
1017
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:20,695
Um, yeah, what's the
EPA MPGe rating on this?
1018
00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:21,596
Seventy-three.
1019
00:54:21,696 --> 00:54:23,097
Oh.
1020
00:54:23,197 --> 00:54:24,098
You know your shit.
1021
00:54:24,198 --> 00:54:26,100
Yeah. I'm Lo.
1022
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,035
Yeah, um, I'm Aparna.
1023
00:54:28,136 --> 00:54:29,137
Nice to meet you.
1024
00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:30,037
Nice to meet you.
1025
00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:34,709
Um, that was Tripod in there.
1026
00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:35,610
Oh yeah, that's my cat.
1027
00:54:35,710 --> 00:54:36,210
He's cute.
1028
00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:37,145
Thanks. Yeah, he's mine.
1029
00:54:37,245 --> 00:54:38,913
I'm Yoshi, by the way.
1030
00:54:39,147 --> 00:54:39,947
Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you.
1031
00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:40,982
How you doing?
1032
00:54:41,082 --> 00:54:42,116
Anyways, I gotta go.
1033
00:54:42,216 --> 00:54:43,117
Yeah.
1034
00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,118
See you later.
1035
00:54:44,218 --> 00:54:44,852
Ciao.
- Ciao!
1036
00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:45,653
Ciao.
1037
00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:46,754
Peace.
1038
00:54:51,225 --> 00:54:52,960
Why are you cockblocking me?
1039
00:54:58,132 --> 00:54:59,600
I know this is a big ask.
1040
00:55:00,768 --> 00:55:02,770
That is not lost on me.
1041
00:55:03,004 --> 00:55:04,304
I appreciate you.
1042
00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:08,576
Hello?
1043
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:12,013
Hey Principal Fisher, I got
a bit of a development here.
1044
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,148
Yeah?
1045
00:55:14,248 --> 00:55:17,752
I got into a tiny fender bender.
1046
00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:18,753
What?
1047
00:55:18,853 --> 00:55:20,855
Oh my god. How bad?
1048
00:55:20,955 --> 00:55:24,826
Mmm, hard to say.
1049
00:55:24,926 --> 00:55:27,228
Definitely some dings,
some cosmetic stuff.
1050
00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:29,730
Ugh, this is so annoying.
1051
00:55:29,831 --> 00:55:32,033
But the good news is, it
was a single car accident.
1052
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,466
So that's great.
1053
00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:36,304
Yeah, yeah. My car.
My car's the car.
1054
00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:39,073
Yeah, yes. Yeah, that's true.
You got, you nailed that one.
1055
00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:42,176
Um, but don't worry though,
my ex-partner's hauling ass in
their direction.
1056
00:55:42,276 --> 00:55:43,544
Okay, I gotta hang up now.
1057
00:55:43,644 --> 00:55:45,046
Okay, but the glass
is half full here.
1058
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,281
What's the latest?
1059
00:55:52,286 --> 00:55:53,187
You.
1060
00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:54,288
Walk out.
1061
00:55:54,822 --> 00:55:55,823
Now. Go.
1062
00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:58,425
And don't say a fucking word.
1063
00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:00,360
Wash your hands
when you get home.
1064
00:56:01,829 --> 00:56:02,797
Are you finished?
1065
00:56:02,897 --> 00:56:03,831
Almost.
1066
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:06,601
Come on.
1067
00:56:06,701 --> 00:56:08,202
Okay, I'm done.
1068
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,052
What?
1069
00:56:26,419 --> 00:56:27,088
What?
1070
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:30,091
Oh, I thought you
said something.
1071
00:56:31,092 --> 00:56:32,093
No.
1072
00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:39,499
There are surfers
trying to find hundred foot
1073
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,068
waves to surf, but they
can never find them.
1074
00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:45,940
But they keep looking and
like, do they know on some level
1075
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,875
that this giant monster wave
is probably how they die?
1076
00:56:49,911 --> 00:56:53,347
Like they're looking for
the wave that kills them.
1077
00:56:55,883 --> 00:56:56,617
Fuck.
1078
00:56:58,753 --> 00:57:00,187
That's some like Moby
Dick shit there, you know.
1079
00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:03,357
Um, dude, are you alright?
1080
00:57:05,226 --> 00:57:07,561
Yeah. Yeah, no. I'm
just on mushrooms.
1081
00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:11,165
Oh my god, dude! You said you
didn't have any drugs in the
car.
1082
00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:13,668
He also has marijuana.
1083
00:57:13,768 --> 00:57:15,937
Oh my god, this fucking
narc, you know? She
1084
00:57:16,037 --> 00:57:17,672
used to be so cool. We
don't know what happened.
1085
00:57:17,772 --> 00:57:19,540
Okay, how long do shrooms last?
1086
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,177
I don't know, man.
I timed them wrong.
1087
00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:25,413
Obviously they were supposed to
hit when we got to campus, so.
1088
00:57:27,148 --> 00:57:29,283
Hey, at least I'm not driving.
1089
00:57:29,383 --> 00:57:31,585
Dude! You are driving!
1090
00:57:33,387 --> 00:57:35,957
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
1091
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:38,426
No, seriously man, you
are driving the car.
1092
00:57:42,263 --> 00:57:43,463
Are you messing with me?
1093
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:45,766
No! Are you messing with me?
1094
00:57:47,401 --> 00:57:48,402
Yeah, dude.
1095
00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:53,874
Okay, but you don't have
any more drugs in the car?
1096
00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:57,578
No, man. I did them all.
1097
00:57:58,346 --> 00:57:59,880
Pull the fuck over, Yoshi!
1098
00:57:59,981 --> 00:58:00,982
Yeah, okay. Good idea.
1099
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,351
Take the next right.
1100
00:58:08,990 --> 00:58:13,461
Hey, how many times have I
been like, 'Dude, are there
drugs in this car?'
1101
00:58:14,762 --> 00:58:17,631
Probably many. I don't know
what you want me to say, okay?
It's for work.
1102
00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:19,567
Work?
1103
00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:21,435
Wait, look. Chapel
Hill, 27 miles.
1104
00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:23,170
Oh shit!
1105
00:58:23,270 --> 00:58:24,338
Yes! Finally!
1106
00:58:25,439 --> 00:58:26,440
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1107
00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,342
Oh my god, you're joking.
- Oh...
1108
00:58:28,442 --> 00:58:29,510
Fuck.
1109
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:30,578
Wait. We didn't learn this.
1110
00:58:30,678 --> 00:58:31,345
Where do I go?
- Stay cool.
1111
00:58:31,445 --> 00:58:32,346
Where do I go?
1112
00:58:32,446 --> 00:58:34,015
What do I do? I don't know!
1113
00:58:34,115 --> 00:58:34,615
Just fucking pull over
to the side of the road!
1114
00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:35,516
You gotta pull over.
1115
00:58:35,616 --> 00:58:37,184
Dude, stop moving the vehicle.
1116
00:58:37,284 --> 00:58:38,953
Okay. I'm pulling over.
1117
00:58:39,053 --> 00:58:39,954
I just farted.
1118
00:58:40,054 --> 00:58:41,489
What?
1119
00:58:42,023 --> 00:58:43,524
Seriously?
- I fart when I'm nervous, okay?
1120
00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:44,492
Why though?
1121
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:53,567
Oh my god.
1122
00:58:58,739 --> 00:59:00,207
This could be alright,
she looks nice.
1123
00:59:03,477 --> 00:59:04,612
Hey.
1124
00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:05,946
You know how fast
you were going?
1125
00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:08,049
I was probably going
a little over, I'm sorry.
1126
00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:08,582
Eighty-four.
1127
00:59:11,218 --> 00:59:13,254
You in a hurry?
1128
00:59:13,354 --> 00:59:16,891
Oh, we um, we have
an injured cat back here.
1129
00:59:16,991 --> 00:59:18,959
Yeah, we're just trying
to get him to a vet.
1130
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,161
Yeah, he lost his leg.
1131
00:59:20,261 --> 00:59:22,496
Yeah, but goddammit,
he's a fighter.
1132
00:59:22,596 --> 00:59:23,597
How about we cut that shit?
1133
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:25,534
Give me your IDs.
1134
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,334
All of you.
1135
00:59:28,903 --> 00:59:29,804
ID?
1136
00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:31,305
Um, okay. Just one second.
1137
00:59:31,405 --> 00:59:32,640
What kind of ID?
1138
00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:33,774
What's considered...
- Don't ask.
1139
00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:34,975
Come on.
1140
00:59:35,276 --> 00:59:36,511
Just give it to her.
1141
00:59:37,745 --> 00:59:38,446
Here's ID, yeah.
1142
00:59:42,950 --> 00:59:44,251
Sit tight.
1143
00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:46,187
Thank you for your service.
1144
00:59:46,287 --> 00:59:48,322
We only say that to
military people. She's not...
1145
00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:49,558
Fucked, guys.
1146
00:59:51,926 --> 00:59:53,027
I got 'em.
1147
00:59:54,095 --> 00:59:56,097
Those little fuckers
must be freaking out.
1148
00:59:56,363 --> 00:59:58,866
Hell yeah.
1149
00:59:58,966 --> 01:00:01,802
You have the right to remain
silent. You have the right to
shit all over yourself.
1150
01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:03,505
I miss it. This
is the good stuff.
1151
01:00:03,604 --> 01:00:04,605
I'm just pretending
to run the info.
1152
01:00:05,106 --> 01:00:09,443
Which is a high school ID.
1153
01:00:09,544 --> 01:00:11,045
A bus pass.
1154
01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:13,614
A Planet Fitness
membership card.
1155
01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:16,585
And a Panda Express punch card.
1156
01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:19,220
We're fucked.
1157
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:19,987
It's over.
1158
01:00:20,087 --> 01:00:21,222
Go.
1159
01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:22,289
What?
1160
01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:23,657
Dude...
- We gotta go.
1161
01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:24,559
No!
- Okay, I still
have drugs in the car.
1162
01:00:24,692 --> 01:00:25,292
What?
- What?
1163
01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:27,061
Yes! I know! I'm sorry!
1164
01:00:27,161 --> 01:00:28,129
What the fuck are you talking
about?
- Okay?
1165
01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:29,163
I asked you like a thousand
times
1166
01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:30,532
Are you fucking
kidding me, Yoshi?
1167
01:00:30,631 --> 01:00:31,465
Oh my god!
- It's my job, okay?
I, seriously...
1168
01:00:31,566 --> 01:00:32,833
No, no! Don't go.
1169
01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:33,901
Okay, Evie? I think we gotta go.
1170
01:00:34,001 --> 01:00:34,869
No.
1171
01:00:34,969 --> 01:00:35,936
We gotta go. Come on, we gotta
1172
01:00:36,170 --> 01:00:40,007
Ah, you little
bitch-ass mother...
1173
01:00:40,107 --> 01:00:40,674
Fuck!
1174
01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:44,613
You tiny bitch.
1175
01:00:46,347 --> 01:00:47,281
Oh my god.
- What happened?
1176
01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:49,016
Are you kidding me?
1177
01:00:49,116 --> 01:00:50,784
Go, go, go! Keep going.
1178
01:00:50,885 --> 01:00:52,319
Okay, I really, I
don't like this at all.
1179
01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:53,954
Oh, it's on now!
1180
01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:58,959
Shit, I forgot my Panda
Express card. I was one punch
away from some free rangoons
1181
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:00,761
Can we go back?
1182
01:01:00,861 --> 01:01:02,963
No!
- No, go, go, go! Keep going.
1183
01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:08,035
Okay, okay, okay, what
do I do here? There's an RV.
1184
01:01:08,135 --> 01:01:09,036
You gotta go around this guy.
1185
01:01:09,136 --> 01:01:10,437
No, I know, I know, I know.
1186
01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:12,039
Yes, shit, you gotta
go around this guy. Shit!
1187
01:01:12,139 --> 01:01:13,040
Watch out, watch out!
1188
01:01:15,109 --> 01:01:16,511
Holy shit.
1189
01:01:16,611 --> 01:01:17,646
Oh my god, oh my god. That
was not okay. That was not okay.
1190
01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,047
That was awesome.
1191
01:01:20,147 --> 01:01:21,115
Alright, everyone hold on.
1192
01:01:21,215 --> 01:01:22,383
Oh fuck!
1193
01:01:22,651 --> 01:01:24,685
Pass! Pass! Pass!
1194
01:01:24,785 --> 01:01:26,621
No, no, no, don't go. There's
too many cars. There's too many
cars.
1195
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,989
Look, at this point really
it's just about not being afraid
to die.
1196
01:01:29,223 --> 01:01:30,090
I'm afraid to die!
1197
01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:31,091
Me too!
1198
01:01:35,229 --> 01:01:37,131
This is crazy! We're still
being chased. Let's go!
1199
01:01:37,231 --> 01:01:38,899
I didn't think we make it.
1200
01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,434
Like, I've made
peace with it. Fuck!
1201
01:01:40,535 --> 01:01:41,368
Evie!
1202
01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:42,269
Okay, everyone hold on!
1203
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:09,797
Thank God.
1204
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,966
Oh my god
1205
01:02:12,066 --> 01:02:14,201
Fuck, Evie! They should
straight up just give you your
license for that.
1206
01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:16,437
Wow.
1207
01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:18,072
I will shoot
your dick and balls!
1208
01:02:18,172 --> 01:02:18,573
What the fuck?
1209
01:02:20,007 --> 01:02:21,676
Fuck you, Paul!
1210
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:25,145
No, fuck you, Terry! You
think you can rob me?
1211
01:02:25,246 --> 01:02:27,649
I am collecting a
debt, motherfucker!
1212
01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:29,083
Wait, what's going on?
1213
01:02:29,183 --> 01:02:30,384
You think marijuana
just grows on trees?
1214
01:02:30,484 --> 01:02:32,253
It does grow on trees!
1215
01:02:32,353 --> 01:02:34,488
Wait, they have fucking
guns. They have fucking guns.
1216
01:02:34,589 --> 01:02:36,123
Oh my god. Oh my god, I've
never seen a fucking gun before.
1217
01:02:36,223 --> 01:02:37,791
I will shoot you, Terry!
1218
01:02:38,092 --> 01:02:39,960
Not if I shoot you first!
1219
01:02:41,762 --> 01:02:43,964
Oh god! What the
fuck is, what is
1220
01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:45,766
He's coming in the car!
1221
01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:48,002
Okay! Okay, okay, okay!
1222
01:02:48,102 --> 01:02:48,969
Drive!
1223
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,004
What? No!
- Drive the car!
1224
01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:52,206
Wait, you walked to a robbery?
1225
01:02:52,306 --> 01:02:55,309
You trying to get shot in
the asshole, son? Cause
1226
01:02:55,409 --> 01:02:57,646
today is the day that
I'm shooting assholes off.
1227
01:02:57,746 --> 01:02:59,146
Now drive the fucking car!
1228
01:02:59,246 --> 01:02:59,748
Okay! Okay! Okay!
1229
01:03:00,715 --> 01:03:01,650
Fuck?
1230
01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:06,521
God, fuck, we're going to
jail. We're going to go to
fucking jail.
1231
01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:09,390
Y'all ain't going to jail.
It's me who's going to jail!
1232
01:03:09,490 --> 01:03:11,358
Who the fuck are you?
1233
01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:12,459
I'm Terry.
1234
01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:15,896
Freeze! Everybody step
out of the vehicle.
1235
01:03:15,996 --> 01:03:18,165
Put your hands in
the air. Come on.
1236
01:03:18,265 --> 01:03:20,568
Hands in the air! Now
move to the front of the car.
1237
01:03:20,669 --> 01:03:21,770
Put your hands on the hood.
1238
01:03:22,570 --> 01:03:23,705
Fuck that.
1239
01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:27,474
Hey! Big boy! Hey!
Hey! Hey, come back!
1240
01:03:27,575 --> 01:03:28,643
No!
1241
01:03:28,909 --> 01:03:30,645
Fuck. Goddammit!
1242
01:03:31,912 --> 01:03:32,846
Come on.
1243
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:35,349
Okay, I know this looks bad.
1244
01:03:35,449 --> 01:03:39,554
Hell yeah. You stole a
driver's education car and you
fled from the state police.
1245
01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:45,660
Yeah, and I get that. This is
a driver's ed car that we
borrowed without permission.
1246
01:03:45,959 --> 01:03:49,029
But we're trying to drive
to Chapel Hill so that
1247
01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:51,666
he can save his relationship
with his girlfriend.
1248
01:03:51,766 --> 01:03:52,833
Dumbass.
1249
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:57,204
Look, when you pulled us
over, we panicked, okay?
1250
01:03:58,172 --> 01:04:01,041
But that guy, he just
robbed this hot dog shack.
1251
01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:02,343
What?
1252
01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:05,346
He is running down the
road and he is armed and
1253
01:04:05,446 --> 01:04:07,782
dangerous and he says
he's shooting assholes off.
1254
01:04:08,817 --> 01:04:10,117
Whatever that means.
1255
01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:13,822
This is the luckiest day
of your goddamn life.
1256
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,602
What do you mean pursuit?
1257
01:04:27,702 --> 01:04:29,269
Just what I said. She's
pursuing an armed felon.
1258
01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:30,270
Yes.
1259
01:04:30,371 --> 01:04:31,872
No!
1260
01:04:31,972 --> 01:04:34,074
Oh come on. There's
gotta be some part of you
1261
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:36,176
that's rooting for these
kids, right? Little bit?
1262
01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:38,912
No. Not even a little.
Absolutely not.
1263
01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:57,931
We made it guys. I
mean, we're here.
1264
01:04:58,031 --> 01:05:00,167
Dude, I know. I feel like giddy.
1265
01:05:00,702 --> 01:05:01,803
I know, me too.
- I know!
1266
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,872
God damn, we're not
in Kansas anymore.
1267
01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:07,876
We are in the Emerald City.
1268
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:11,278
Look at these douchebags.
1269
01:05:11,378 --> 01:05:13,581
What are they doing?
1270
01:05:13,882 --> 01:05:16,518
Why would Sam hang
around guys like this?
1271
01:05:16,618 --> 01:05:17,852
Thanks, Aparna.
1272
01:05:18,385 --> 01:05:21,321
Nah man, she dated you,
you know. She must be into
1273
01:05:21,422 --> 01:05:23,991
like skinny, physically
non-threatening dudes.
1274
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:25,392
Beta males.
1275
01:05:25,492 --> 01:05:27,695
No, no, no. This dude
is not a beta, okay?
1276
01:05:27,796 --> 01:05:29,898
Look what we did today.
He's a fucking omega.
1277
01:05:30,865 --> 01:05:32,600
Doesn't give a fuck.
1278
01:05:36,771 --> 01:05:42,075
Hey, Dakota. Hey, yeah, I
have a John McClean here to see
Samantha Pierce?
1279
01:05:43,645 --> 01:05:45,580
Uh-huh. Okay.
1280
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,480
Sorry, she's not here.
1281
01:05:47,816 --> 01:05:50,885
Oh, um, well could you ask
where she is by any chance?
1282
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:54,823
No. Um, creepy.
1283
01:05:54,923 --> 01:05:58,158
Oh no, I'm not, I'm not
creepy. I swear, I'm not.
1284
01:05:58,258 --> 01:05:59,159
That's not me.
1285
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:00,762
Bro, you're being weird.
1286
01:06:01,563 --> 01:06:04,666
No, I'm not being weird
actually. I promise I'm not.
1287
01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:07,167
This is not weird. I'm...
It's not what it looks like.
1288
01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:08,837
Can you please connect
me to security?
1289
01:06:08,937 --> 01:06:10,939
Okay. Sorry. Thanks. Yeah.
1290
01:06:11,739 --> 01:06:12,740
Fuck.
1291
01:06:16,511 --> 01:06:17,277
Hey.
1292
01:06:19,514 --> 01:06:22,684
You know, I was actually
just rethinking this.
1293
01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:25,687
I think maybe one of
you guys should go up
1294
01:06:25,787 --> 01:06:28,590
and like talk to her roommate,
you know, get some intel.
1295
01:06:28,690 --> 01:06:31,860
Just cause I think it's like,
you know, I want to surprise
1296
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,696
her. Like I think that would
be way more romantic.
1297
01:06:34,796 --> 01:06:36,029
What do you think?
1298
01:06:37,799 --> 01:06:38,967
Okay. Alright.
1299
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:40,969
Thank you. Thanks.
1300
01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:51,980
Do you guys think I'm weird?
1301
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:59,286
Hey. Sorry, I'm looking for Sam?
1302
01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:03,925
Is this a bad time? - Bitch,
please. You want some
Bareass?
1303
01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,727
Sorry, Bareass?
- Chardonnay. Come on.
1304
01:07:07,729 --> 01:07:08,796
Okay
1305
01:07:17,572 --> 01:07:21,275
So, I'm pretty sure
Sam's at Sociology. Or
1306
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,913
maybe Zoology. I don't
know, one of the ologies.
1307
01:07:25,013 --> 01:07:26,413
Here. Sit. Please.
1308
01:07:26,514 --> 01:07:28,081
Okay.
1309
01:07:31,019 --> 01:07:32,252
Wait, don't you have her number?
1310
01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,988
Oh, um, my phone died.
1311
01:07:34,856 --> 01:07:36,323
You want to just
call her on mine?
1312
01:07:36,591 --> 01:07:38,893
I don't want to bother
her if she's in class.
1313
01:07:41,930 --> 01:07:43,932
You coming out with us tonight?
1314
01:07:44,032 --> 01:07:46,668
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just, I
mean I have to meet some
1315
01:07:46,768 --> 01:07:49,737
friends first, but um... Remind
me, what's the plan again?
1316
01:07:50,672 --> 01:07:53,775
Kappa's throwing. Super
hot guys, and not all of them
1317
01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:57,477
are assholes. Just don't
leave your drink unattended.
1318
01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:08,823
You're an architect.
1319
01:08:08,923 --> 01:08:12,060
I am? - Yeah. Yeah,
I'm very intuitive.
1320
01:08:15,228 --> 01:08:19,366
But you want to be an
adventurer. Something's holding
you back.
1321
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,069
What is it?
1322
01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:23,071
I think it's you.
1323
01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:26,074
Well, what's gonna happen to me?
1324
01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:29,877
I don't know. Can
you do my back?
1325
01:08:31,144 --> 01:08:32,312
Sure, okay.
1326
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,050
Whoo! Okay.
1327
01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:40,788
Oh, yes please.
1328
01:08:40,888 --> 01:08:41,956
Some for you.
1329
01:08:42,056 --> 01:08:43,625
Muchas gracias.
1330
01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:50,732
You can't volley at the net.
1331
01:08:50,832 --> 01:08:52,100
What?
1332
01:08:52,667 --> 01:08:54,636
In pickleball, you can't
volley within seven
1333
01:08:54,736 --> 01:08:56,004
feet of the net. It's
called the kitchen.
1334
01:08:57,404 --> 01:08:59,339
Right.
- Right.
1335
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,109
So how did you really
break your arms?
1336
01:09:05,713 --> 01:09:07,649
Okay, I'm not gonna bullshit
you anymore. I crashed
1337
01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:10,183
my car into the back of
a fucking ice cream truck.
1338
01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:12,120
And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
1339
01:09:13,688 --> 01:09:16,423
The airbag just like
obliterated me. I mean,
1340
01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:19,192
there's no way that's
how it's meant to work.
1341
01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:21,095
It was like way too much force.
1342
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:25,767
I can't let you teach
Driver's Ed anymore.
1343
01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,935
Yeah, I get that.
1344
01:09:28,468 --> 01:09:29,837
Can I be honest with you?
1345
01:09:29,937 --> 01:09:32,540
Yeah.
1346
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,677
I think my novel's
a piece of shit.
1347
01:09:35,777 --> 01:09:38,613
And I really hate the
main character, which is
1348
01:09:38,713 --> 01:09:40,848
messed up cause it's
like semi-autobiographical.
1349
01:09:42,784 --> 01:09:46,319
I don't know what I'm doing
with my life. I think the
problem is that um...
1350
01:09:50,290 --> 01:09:53,293
Uh, I'm not good at anything.
1351
01:09:53,393 --> 01:09:57,397
I can't believe I'm saying
this, but you're actually really
good with kids.
1352
01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:58,900
Really? You think so?
1353
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,903
Yes. I mean you like them
a fuck of a lot more than I do.
1354
01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:04,939
Do you know what I mean?
1355
01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:07,742
I do. Why do you have
this job? Did you lose a bet?
1356
01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,246
Oh my god!
1357
01:10:14,347 --> 01:10:16,918
It's like sex permeates
the air here, you know?
1358
01:10:17,051 --> 01:10:19,554
You can feel it
1359
01:10:19,654 --> 01:10:24,926
By the way, I know it's weird
timing, but thank you guys for,
you know, coming along.
1360
01:10:25,026 --> 01:10:30,665
I don't think I uh... could
have done this without you guys.
1361
01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:34,836
Alright well, you have not
done it yet, so don't get too
excited here.
1362
01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:39,439
Well, whatever. Up
until this point, I guess.
1363
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,776
That's fair.
- Take the compliment.
1364
01:10:44,846 --> 01:10:46,214
Hey, you think I could
talk to you for a second?
1365
01:10:47,548 --> 01:10:48,216
Yeah, sure.
1366
01:10:53,554 --> 01:10:55,223
You know I was
kidding today, right?
1367
01:10:56,557 --> 01:10:57,225
Uh, when?
1368
01:10:59,026 --> 01:11:01,996
Today.
1369
01:11:02,096 --> 01:11:07,769
Yoshi. Your mom died. You're
in a lot of pain and it's okay.
1370
01:11:09,570 --> 01:11:11,706
I'm basically over it.
1371
01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:13,241
It's okay, you don't
have to be over it.
1372
01:11:15,576 --> 01:11:16,577
I'm not.
1373
01:11:18,112 --> 01:11:23,416
I know. But you also can't
make that an excuse for not
taking care of yourself.
1374
01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:30,258
What if I feel like this
for the rest of my life?
1375
01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:35,328
No, I don't... I
don't think you will.
1376
01:11:38,266 --> 01:11:42,136
You can definitely let
it go without losing her.
1377
01:11:43,571 --> 01:11:45,239
You know that, right?
1378
01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:50,578
Yeah.
1379
01:11:51,279 --> 01:11:56,250
So, like... who do
you know that's dead?
1380
01:11:58,619 --> 01:12:00,288
Um, my grandmother.
1381
01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:03,524
Fucking old people, right?
1382
01:12:03,624 --> 01:12:05,293
Yeah.
1383
01:12:12,633 --> 01:12:14,302
This is nightclub level shit.
1384
01:12:17,271 --> 01:12:19,307
Yo, what's good player?
1385
01:12:19,874 --> 01:12:22,310
Those two are good.
Go on in. Go ahead.
1386
01:12:23,644 --> 01:12:24,312
No, no, no, they're with us.
1387
01:12:25,646 --> 01:12:26,314
Girls only.
1388
01:12:28,115 --> 01:12:29,150
I got coke.
1389
01:12:29,650 --> 01:12:32,854
Yeah, we all do. Fuck off.
1390
01:12:32,954 --> 01:12:36,257
No, guys, these rules seem
like arbitrary. -Yeah
1391
01:12:36,524 --> 01:12:39,492
Okay. Alright, you guys just
go in. We'll figure something
out. Yeah yeah!
1392
01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:40,528
Are you sure?
- Yeah yeah yeah
1393
01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:42,196
Totally.
1394
01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:43,331
Come on. They'll live.
1395
01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:45,867
Fuck that guy.
1396
01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:47,400
Yeah, dude.
1397
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,971
- Weird thing is I actually
kind of liked him, you know?
1398
01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:54,275
Okay, we need another
plan. We gotta figure this out.
1399
01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:57,912
Get the fuck in. That's the
plan, okay? Let's Santa Claus
this bitch.
1400
01:12:58,012 --> 01:13:00,581
Let's free climb up the side and
jump down through the chimney.
1401
01:13:00,681 --> 01:13:01,349
Yeah.
1402
01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:04,919
Um, alright, is there a plan B?
1403
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:17,665
Oh my god.
- Everyone's wearing handcuffs.
1404
01:13:17,765 --> 01:13:22,570
This party is fire. Did I
just sound like a total dork?
1405
01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:26,607
No, you're not a dork. You're
fucking cool and you're gonna
save the world.
1406
01:13:26,707 --> 01:13:28,376
You're fucking cool.
1407
01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:31,279
Do you wanna get a drink?
1408
01:13:31,379 --> 01:13:32,546
Yeah, yeah, I actually do.
1409
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:35,950
Just stay close, okay?
1410
01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:46,093
Shit.
1411
01:13:51,732 --> 01:13:52,400
It's a basement.
1412
01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:55,903
Oh shit.
1413
01:13:57,405 --> 01:13:59,206
Fuck, it's locked.
1414
01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:01,809
Think you could throw
me through the door?
1415
01:14:01,909 --> 01:14:03,644
No.
1416
01:14:03,744 --> 01:14:04,779
Yeah, maybe I could
break it down.
1417
01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:06,414
Fuck!
1418
01:14:07,748 --> 01:14:08,416
Fuck!
1419
01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:12,420
Oh shit.
1420
01:14:20,561 --> 01:14:21,228
Alright.
1421
01:14:23,130 --> 01:14:24,131
Oh, I know!
1422
01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:26,767
Yeah, for real.
1423
01:14:27,001 --> 01:14:28,402
That is so funny though.
1424
01:14:29,937 --> 01:14:31,238
Oh, shit!
1425
01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:46,654
Whoa!
1426
01:14:49,256 --> 01:14:51,158
Oh, tight lid game.
- Guard your dog.
1427
01:14:51,258 --> 01:14:52,860
What?
1428
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,694
Guard your dog!
1429
01:14:53,794 --> 01:14:54,462
Shit!
1430
01:14:55,429 --> 01:14:57,365
Dude. Are you okay man?
1431
01:14:57,465 --> 01:15:00,935
No, he just punched me in the
dick, dude! Why did he do that?
1432
01:15:01,035 --> 01:15:02,403
I don't know, he told
you to guard your dog,
1433
01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:03,471
dude, and you didn't guard it.
- I know! I know!
1434
01:15:05,206 --> 01:15:06,207
What a dick.
1435
01:15:08,809 --> 01:15:10,478
This is a sick
party though, right?
1436
01:15:15,816 --> 01:15:17,318
What is wrong with you, dude?
1437
01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:18,486
Gotta dance.
1438
01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:21,956
Woo!
1439
01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:37,004
I think I like girls.
1440
01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:44,011
I don't know what I
am or anything, but...
1441
01:15:45,746 --> 01:15:47,014
Yeah, I like girls.
1442
01:15:48,249 --> 01:15:49,817
Hey, that's cool.
1443
01:15:53,554 --> 01:15:55,823
You know, you're the only
person I've ever said that to.
1444
01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:59,660
Wait. If I'm the only
person, does that mean...
1445
01:16:01,028 --> 01:16:03,431
Does that mean you
haven't like... you know...
1446
01:16:04,165 --> 01:16:06,200
No, I don't even
know how to start.
1447
01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:08,636
I mean, everyone knows
me already and...
1448
01:16:09,370 --> 01:16:11,972
So I feel like I just need to
wait until next year to
completely reinvent myself.
1449
01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:13,174
No, no Aparna
1450
01:16:13,274 --> 01:16:15,810
Fuck waiting.
1451
01:16:15,910 --> 01:16:18,946
Come on, Jeremy didn't wait.
He just... he just got in the
car and came here.
1452
01:16:20,114 --> 01:16:23,050
Yeah, well, Jeremy's
gonna get his heart broken.
1453
01:16:23,150 --> 01:16:24,285
Yeah, I know.
1454
01:16:26,187 --> 01:16:27,588
But you know, I don't
really think that's the point.
1455
01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:42,870
Hey hey!
1456
01:16:43,871 --> 01:16:44,638
Thank you.
1457
01:16:51,078 --> 01:16:53,013
So what's going on
with you and Evie?
1458
01:16:53,114 --> 01:16:54,181
What?
1459
01:16:54,281 --> 01:16:56,217
What do you mean?
1460
01:16:56,317 --> 01:16:58,953
"What do you mean?"
1461
01:16:59,053 --> 01:17:00,988
There's nothing going on with
me and Evie. I don't know what
you're talking about.
1462
01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:02,323
Why not?
1463
01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:06,528
Like, she's fine. She's nice,
she's creative, she's smart.
1464
01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:08,829
Dude, I came here for Samantha.
1465
01:17:13,434 --> 01:17:15,102
Maybe we don't know why we go
anywhere. -
1466
01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:17,838
What?
1467
01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:19,173
Oh...shit
1468
01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:20,474
What, what, what?
1469
01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:22,910
Is it your dick?
1470
01:17:23,010 --> 01:17:24,845
No, no, no, it's my butt,
dude. No cap. Okay?
1471
01:17:26,447 --> 01:17:29,250
Mudslides are running
straight through me. I gotta go
find a bathroom.
1472
01:17:29,350 --> 01:17:31,051
Alright, good luck man.
1473
01:17:31,152 --> 01:17:32,086
Guard your dog.
1474
01:17:32,186 --> 01:17:34,054
Oh! Fuck!
1475
01:17:34,155 --> 01:17:35,823
Oh Jesus!
1476
01:17:35,923 --> 01:17:37,158
You warned me, man.
1477
01:17:47,368 --> 01:17:48,836
Oh my god, you made it!
1478
01:17:48,936 --> 01:17:50,572
Hey!
1479
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,574
Um, hey, wait, where's Aparna?
1480
01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:53,874
Oh, she went to the bathroom.
1481
01:17:53,974 --> 01:17:56,043
Oh shit, yeah, so did Yoshi.
1482
01:17:56,143 --> 01:17:58,145
Hey, have you seen
Samantha anywhere? Like...
1483
01:17:58,879 --> 01:18:01,182
No. No, I don't even
think she's here, honestly.
1484
01:18:01,650 --> 01:18:02,850
Yo, take the bottle!
1485
01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:03,851
Oh! Yeah!
1486
01:18:03,951 --> 01:18:05,554
Oh, thanks man.
1487
01:18:06,655 --> 01:18:07,288
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1488
01:18:07,388 --> 01:18:08,255
Gimme your hand.
1489
01:18:09,223 --> 01:18:10,625
No, no, no, we don't
want this. We're all good.
1490
01:18:12,193 --> 01:18:13,628
Champagne and shackles,
bro. I have to do this.
1491
01:18:15,062 --> 01:18:15,829
Enjoy.
1492
01:18:32,246 --> 01:18:33,080
Hey!
1493
01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:34,982
Hey!
- It's you!
1494
01:18:35,983 --> 01:18:37,318
Uh, Aparna.
1495
01:18:37,418 --> 01:18:38,319
You're Lo, right?
1496
01:18:38,419 --> 01:18:39,320
Yes ma'am.
1497
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:40,321
Wait, you go here?
1498
01:18:40,421 --> 01:18:41,590
Mhm. You?
1499
01:18:41,690 --> 01:18:43,791
No, uh, no, I'm in high school.
1500
01:18:44,425 --> 01:18:47,962
But I'm 18 though, which
is... that's a college age.
1501
01:18:48,062 --> 01:18:50,898
I know, but... high
school, right? For now.
1502
01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:55,169
Um, which sucks, but
it's... it's whatever, also.
1503
01:18:57,438 --> 01:18:58,906
Where's... where's Gus?
1504
01:18:59,006 --> 01:19:00,207
Oh, he's just hanging out.
1505
01:19:01,442 --> 01:19:02,910
Oh my god, he's...
1506
01:19:03,010 --> 01:19:04,044
He's so cool.
1507
01:19:05,246 --> 01:19:05,879
He's the life of the
party right there.
1508
01:19:08,282 --> 01:19:10,751
Wait, I didn't know
they let you have dogs.
1509
01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:13,153
They don't. I had to pay a
$500 fine and they kicked me out
of the dorm.
1510
01:19:13,254 --> 01:19:14,589
Oh.
1511
01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:15,889
Yeah. It was against the rules.
1512
01:19:17,191 --> 01:19:19,594
Well, I mean...
rules are overrated.
1513
01:19:23,565 --> 01:19:27,736
Today's actually the first
day in my life that I haven't
followed the rules.
1514
01:19:30,237 --> 01:19:31,772
Do you think that's sad?
1515
01:19:31,872 --> 01:19:33,708
No. No, I think it's exciting.
1516
01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:36,243
It means anything can happen.
1517
01:19:37,044 --> 01:19:38,379
You know?
1518
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:40,247
Yeah. Yeah, totally.
1519
01:19:47,054 --> 01:19:47,955
I'll just go here.
1520
01:19:48,055 --> 01:19:49,691
Ew, no! Go to a stall!
1521
01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:50,725
There's a sink right here.
1522
01:19:50,824 --> 01:19:53,160
Ew, you're so gross.
1523
01:20:04,071 --> 01:20:04,739
I like your necklace.
1524
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:06,240
Really?
1525
01:20:06,340 --> 01:20:07,174
You do?
1526
01:20:07,274 --> 01:20:08,710
Yeah.
1527
01:20:08,809 --> 01:20:10,978
Has a very powerful energy.
1528
01:20:11,078 --> 01:20:12,547
It's very, very special.
1529
01:20:12,647 --> 01:20:13,748
Yeah.
1530
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:15,750
It is.
1531
01:20:18,085 --> 01:20:18,986
Take it.
1532
01:20:19,086 --> 01:20:21,723
No. No, I can't
take your necklace.
1533
01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:23,991
It's not mine.
1534
01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:25,292
Not really, anyway.
1535
01:20:27,828 --> 01:20:29,296
I'm serious. I don't
need it anymore.
1536
01:20:38,105 --> 01:20:39,106
You're the fool.
1537
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,743
I know. I'm a fucking idiot.
1538
01:20:41,842 --> 01:20:45,547
No. You're on an inspired
journey of endless
possibilities.
1539
01:20:46,514 --> 01:20:48,015
I am?
1540
01:20:48,115 --> 01:20:48,783
Mhm.
1541
01:20:51,519 --> 01:20:53,588
Nice.
1542
01:20:53,688 --> 01:20:55,155
One, two, three, four!
1543
01:21:43,605 --> 01:21:44,739
Oh shit.
1544
01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:47,074
Uh...
1545
01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:48,075
It's you.
1546
01:21:48,175 --> 01:21:49,176
Hey, little man.
1547
01:21:50,043 --> 01:21:51,813
They... they didn't catch you?
1548
01:21:51,912 --> 01:21:55,617
Fuck no they didn't catch me.
I'm quick as shit. Too fast, too
furious.
1549
01:21:57,918 --> 01:21:59,621
What... what are you doing here?
1550
01:21:59,721 --> 01:22:02,189
Making a delivery. These kids
gotta get their drugs somewhere.
1551
01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:04,793
Oh shit, dude, I'm a drug
dealer too. - Oh, for
real?
1552
01:22:04,893 --> 01:22:05,760
Yeah, yeah.
1553
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:07,896
Don't fuck with my shit.
1554
01:22:08,195 --> 01:22:10,998
Guard your dog.
1555
01:22:11,098 --> 01:22:13,802
Oh, he got it. He
got everything.
1556
01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:19,206
You know, I think I'm tipsy.
1557
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,008
Yeah, I think you're drunk.
1558
01:22:21,308 --> 01:22:22,710
I didn't think we'd
have this much fun.
1559
01:22:24,144 --> 01:22:26,113
Like, we should do
this more often.
1560
01:22:26,213 --> 01:22:26,881
Totally.
1561
01:22:28,248 --> 01:22:29,149
Oh shit.
1562
01:22:29,249 --> 01:22:29,884
What?
1563
01:22:30,618 --> 01:22:31,619
She's here.
1564
01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:33,888
Are you okay?
1565
01:22:40,562 --> 01:22:41,995
She looks really happy.
1566
01:22:48,670 --> 01:22:49,704
Right, okay, well.
1567
01:22:49,804 --> 01:22:52,406
You look stupid.
1568
01:22:52,507 --> 01:22:53,974
I'll follow you.
1569
01:22:59,012 --> 01:22:59,681
Hey, Sam.
1570
01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:03,450
Jeremy?
1571
01:23:07,922 --> 01:23:09,724
How are you here?
1572
01:23:09,824 --> 01:23:16,196
Well, I uh... I stole a driver's
ed car so I could come see you.
1573
01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:18,232
What?
1574
01:23:18,332 --> 01:23:20,400
Yeah, sorry. I just felt like
I couldn't wait till homecoming,
you know,
1575
01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:22,436
and you also said that
you weren't gonna come
1576
01:23:22,537 --> 01:23:24,037
home for homecoming,
so I basically just... yeah.
1577
01:23:24,271 --> 01:23:25,940
Sorry, who are you, dude?
1578
01:23:27,509 --> 01:23:29,176
I'm her boyfriend.
Who the fuck are you?
1579
01:23:29,276 --> 01:23:30,177
Bro. Chill.
1580
01:23:30,277 --> 01:23:31,445
This is Scooby.
1581
01:23:31,546 --> 01:23:32,881
'Sup.
1582
01:23:32,981 --> 01:23:33,681
Scooby...
1583
01:23:33,781 --> 01:23:35,517
I know you.
1584
01:23:35,617 --> 01:23:37,317
Oh, yeah, we had Econ last year.
1585
01:23:38,853 --> 01:23:40,287
You guys came together?
1586
01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:42,957
I was in the car with
him that he stole.
1587
01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:47,929
Um... why didn't you call me?
1588
01:23:48,028 --> 01:23:49,531
I wanted to surprise you.
1589
01:23:49,998 --> 01:23:52,165
Damn, bro, that's a big swing.
1590
01:23:55,402 --> 01:24:00,207
Yeah, and uh... and I also
threw my phone off a bridge so I
couldn't call you.
1591
01:24:00,307 --> 01:24:03,978
Anyway, it's... it's a long
fucking story, a lot happened,
but I'm here.
1592
01:24:04,846 --> 01:24:07,080
This is crazy, Jer.
1593
01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:13,220
Um, can we just go somewhere?
Just to talk, please? Figure
this out.
1594
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:15,890
Yes. Yeah, come on.
1595
01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:17,992
Oh my god, that means
we're all going.
1596
01:24:19,092 --> 01:24:20,728
Um, you stole a car?
1597
01:24:20,828 --> 01:24:22,095
Yeah, yeah.
1598
01:24:22,195 --> 01:24:23,031
Why are you saying
it like it's normal?
1599
01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:29,236
I miss you. Alright. Sam, I
know I'm not supposed to say
that, but...
1600
01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:31,005
I miss you too.
1601
01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:34,008
Who's Noah?
1602
01:24:34,842 --> 01:24:37,344
He's my friend?
1603
01:24:37,444 --> 01:24:40,347
Kind of odd that you
never mentioned him before.
1604
01:24:40,447 --> 01:24:43,317
Okay, well, I guess it
never came up, Jer. I mean,
1605
01:24:43,417 --> 01:24:45,753
every day there's like so
much that happens here.
1606
01:24:45,853 --> 01:24:47,254
I've told you that.
1607
01:24:48,523 --> 01:24:49,958
Whatever.
1608
01:24:51,425 --> 01:24:54,596
Wait. You think I'm
cheating on you?
1609
01:24:56,064 --> 01:24:57,532
I don't know. I don't know.
1610
01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:00,802
I wouldn't do that.
1611
01:25:01,201 --> 01:25:07,274
Guys, I hate to interrupt.
Um, I do have a picture of you
kissing him.
1612
01:25:07,374 --> 01:25:08,843
Oh shit.
- What?
1613
01:25:08,943 --> 01:25:13,146
No, I don't have like the photo,
but I mean, there is a photo.
1614
01:25:13,246 --> 01:25:17,018
What photo? Why didn't
you say anything to me?
1615
01:25:17,117 --> 01:25:20,822
I don't know, I didn't think
it would've mattered, but now
I'm thinking like...
1616
01:25:20,922 --> 01:25:21,656
Noah's gay.
1617
01:25:23,223 --> 01:25:25,225
I have a gay cousin.
1618
01:25:26,761 --> 01:25:33,300
Oh. Sorry, I just... I didn't
catch that on his Instagram,
so...
1619
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,804
Okay, whatever that
means. Well, he's actually not
1620
01:25:36,904 --> 01:25:39,439
out to his family. And he's
very anxious about it too.
1621
01:25:41,943 --> 01:25:44,612
Also, remind me how any of this
has anything to do with you?
1622
01:25:45,412 --> 01:25:46,547
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
1623
01:25:46,648 --> 01:25:47,414
Yeah.
1624
01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:51,019
I'm not cheating on you.
1625
01:25:53,755 --> 01:25:54,822
What about this guy?
1626
01:25:55,657 --> 01:25:57,157
I just met him.
1627
01:25:57,257 --> 01:25:58,526
We haven't hooked up yet, dude.
1628
01:25:58,626 --> 01:26:00,460
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
We are not going to.
1629
01:26:01,395 --> 01:26:05,867
Okay? Look, it's a themed
party. Everyone has a date. You
have a date.
1630
01:26:05,967 --> 01:26:10,138
Next week is um... "anything
but clothes". You should come
through.
1631
01:26:12,205 --> 01:26:12,874
You too.
1632
01:26:16,176 --> 01:26:19,113
Sam, remember uh... how much
we missed each other last year
1633
01:26:19,212 --> 01:26:21,616
when you and your family
went on the Viking River Cruise?
1634
01:26:23,985 --> 01:26:26,621
I thought this year was just
gonna be like that but longer.
But it's not.
1635
01:26:28,455 --> 01:26:29,891
I know.
1636
01:26:29,991 --> 01:26:31,626
Facts. My high school
girlfriend and I stayed
1637
01:26:31,726 --> 01:26:33,628
together too cause we
were in love and shit.
1638
01:26:33,728 --> 01:26:37,532
But I was here and
she was at Vanderbilt.
1639
01:26:37,799 --> 01:26:41,435
And it was so hard, dude.
Because you want to go out
1640
01:26:41,536 --> 01:26:44,906
and meet people and make
friends and get fucked up.
1641
01:26:45,006 --> 01:26:48,308
You got this person that you
love, that was your fucking
world.
1642
01:26:48,408 --> 01:26:50,645
All of a sudden
she's just not there.
1643
01:26:50,745 --> 01:26:53,881
And it's confusing, dog.
And you miss her and you're
1644
01:26:53,981 --> 01:26:56,818
wondering like, what is she
doing right now? You know?
1645
01:26:56,918 --> 01:26:58,986
But that is how it gets twisted.
1646
01:27:00,555 --> 01:27:03,157
Thanksgiving is a bloodbath.
Everyone breaks up at
Thanksgiving.
1647
01:27:09,097 --> 01:27:09,530
I'ma let you cook.
1648
01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:18,172
Um, Sam, I'm... I'm
gonna go to NYU.
1649
01:27:21,743 --> 01:27:23,276
Okay.
1650
01:27:24,178 --> 01:27:29,416
I mean, you know, who knows
if I'll get in. I mean I'm gonna
apply to NYU.
1651
01:27:29,517 --> 01:27:31,185
Of course you'll
get in. It's you.
1652
01:27:32,687 --> 01:27:35,790
And... you should go.
1653
01:27:38,626 --> 01:27:41,829
I just don't want to feel
shitty all the time. And
1654
01:27:41,929 --> 01:27:45,133
um... and I don't want you
to feel shitty all the time.
1655
01:27:45,233 --> 01:27:48,703
And and... so, I think
we maybe need to...
1656
01:27:51,438 --> 01:27:54,142
not be what we were anymore.
1657
01:27:55,810 --> 01:27:56,577
I feel the same.
1658
01:28:00,081 --> 01:28:03,684
I gotta break the seal. I'm
sorry. She's gotta come with.
1659
01:28:03,785 --> 01:28:05,553
Dude, just break the bottle.
1660
01:28:05,820 --> 01:28:06,954
That's against the rules.
1661
01:28:07,054 --> 01:28:09,456
Who the fuck cares
about the rules, man?
1662
01:28:09,557 --> 01:28:10,224
Literally everybody.
1663
01:28:12,794 --> 01:28:13,694
Okay. Okay.
1664
01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:14,729
I gotta go.
1665
01:28:14,829 --> 01:28:15,495
Just one second
1666
01:28:17,098 --> 01:28:19,600
So... is this it?
1667
01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:27,474
Don't say that. Let's just...
let's not say anything?
1668
01:28:31,112 --> 01:28:36,083
So... what, we're supposed to
just act like everything's
normal and then
1669
01:28:36,184 --> 01:28:39,253
follow each other on
Instagram in 20 years or
whatever this thing is?
1670
01:28:40,822 --> 01:28:44,357
Well, in 20 years...
we'll be almost 40.
1671
01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:46,260
Ew.
1672
01:28:50,264 --> 01:28:52,099
I love you.
1673
01:28:58,806 --> 01:29:01,441
Wait, you should come
to that party for real.
1674
01:29:01,542 --> 01:29:03,511
It's next week.
Anything but clothes.
1675
01:29:03,611 --> 01:29:05,279
I'm okay. Thank you though.
1676
01:29:08,182 --> 01:29:09,183
Okay.
1677
01:29:10,818 --> 01:29:12,053
Bye Jer.
1678
01:29:12,153 --> 01:29:13,921
Come on. Come on. I need to go.
1679
01:29:14,021 --> 01:29:15,455
Okay.
1680
01:29:15,556 --> 01:29:16,290
Later.
1681
01:29:31,572 --> 01:29:33,307
Hey, it's okay if
you need to cry.
1682
01:29:34,575 --> 01:29:37,311
Well, I'm probably
gonna cry later.
1683
01:29:41,349 --> 01:29:42,550
Hey, why are you crying?
1684
01:29:42,650 --> 01:29:43,317
I don't know.
1685
01:29:46,921 --> 01:29:50,658
So, um, were you serious
about like the whole NYU thing?
1686
01:29:51,859 --> 01:29:54,461
Yeah.
1687
01:29:54,562 --> 01:29:56,931
We could hang out in New
York, you know. If I get in.
1688
01:29:59,367 --> 01:30:01,468
I wasn't really expecting this.
1689
01:30:01,602 --> 01:30:02,336
What?
1690
01:30:04,338 --> 01:30:05,339
You surprised me.
1691
01:30:11,913 --> 01:30:13,347
Hey Evie, do you want
to go to prom with me?
1692
01:30:14,916 --> 01:30:18,586
Prom is in May. That's
like 8 months from now.
1693
01:30:18,686 --> 01:30:20,354
Yeah, I know.
1694
01:30:22,690 --> 01:30:25,126
Yeah. Yeah, I'll go with you.
1695
01:30:26,694 --> 01:30:27,361
It's a date.
1696
01:30:28,963 --> 01:30:30,698
What's up, players?
1697
01:30:30,798 --> 01:30:31,899
Hey.
1698
01:30:34,702 --> 01:30:35,937
Freeze!
1699
01:30:37,738 --> 01:30:40,107
Joyride's over, loverboy.
1700
01:30:40,207 --> 01:30:42,109
Dude. Kevin.
1701
01:30:42,209 --> 01:30:43,778
What are you doing here?
1702
01:30:44,545 --> 01:30:45,478
Looking for your dumbasses.
1703
01:30:46,614 --> 01:30:48,115
Yes!
1704
01:30:48,215 --> 01:30:50,651
How'd you find us?
1705
01:30:50,751 --> 01:30:52,119
Oh, we knew you were going to
visit your girlfriend, so we
traced her phone.
1706
01:30:52,219 --> 01:30:53,421
Yeah. Ex-girlfriend.
1707
01:30:54,422 --> 01:30:55,856
Oh no.
- Come on, man.
1708
01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:57,124
Shut up.
- I didn't do anything!
1709
01:30:57,224 --> 01:30:58,225
Shut your ass up.
1710
01:31:00,261 --> 01:31:01,395
You... you got him?
1711
01:31:01,529 --> 01:31:02,730
You're goddamn right I did.
1712
01:31:03,764 --> 01:31:04,999
You nearly shot me, man.
1713
01:31:06,233 --> 01:31:08,669
I mostly blame the
gun. But I am sorry.
1714
01:31:09,737 --> 01:31:10,738
Thanks.
1715
01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:14,909
Walsh. Come on, baby.
Round them up. Let's go.
1716
01:31:17,244 --> 01:31:19,479
Come on, Kev.
1717
01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:20,982
Hey, can I talk to you? Come on.
1718
01:31:24,986 --> 01:31:26,887
I don't want to
arrest these kids.
1719
01:31:26,988 --> 01:31:29,056
This is your way
back on the force.
1720
01:31:29,590 --> 01:31:33,427
Yeah, not like this. Yoshi's
a good kid. He's just kind of a
fuck up.
1721
01:31:36,864 --> 01:31:40,001
I don't think I want back on
the force. The school gig's
pretty chill, you know?
1722
01:31:41,235 --> 01:31:42,870
Alright. Alright.
1723
01:31:43,604 --> 01:31:45,940
Here's our story. You
and I apprehended this
1724
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:48,409
shithead together
with a tip from the kids.
1725
01:31:48,509 --> 01:31:49,143
Everybody goes home happy.
1726
01:31:50,544 --> 01:31:52,713
That's just crazy enough
to work, but what about me?
1727
01:31:52,813 --> 01:31:54,882
I will shoot your asshole off.
1728
01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:59,453
How the fuck are you on a
first-name basis with Officer
Walsh? What?
1729
01:31:59,553 --> 01:32:00,488
I hook him up.
1730
01:32:02,056 --> 01:32:04,058
With weed.
1731
01:32:04,158 --> 01:32:06,027
Wait, I'm sorry. I thought
you only sold to kids.
1732
01:32:06,127 --> 01:32:08,596
Look, he's a kid at
heart, alright? I hook
1733
01:32:08,696 --> 01:32:10,498
him up for free and he
keeps the heat off me.
1734
01:32:11,198 --> 01:32:12,199
Right.
1735
01:32:15,870 --> 01:32:18,406
Alright. How many of
you have been drinking?
1736
01:32:22,643 --> 01:32:24,545
Then you're staying
here tonight, okay?
1737
01:32:24,645 --> 01:32:26,947
Sleep in the grass,
sleep in a car, wherever.
1738
01:32:27,048 --> 01:32:31,752
I don't care. Just don't
drive for at least eight hours.
Got it?
1739
01:32:32,653 --> 01:32:35,756
Thank you. Thanks.
Yes. Yes, sir.
1740
01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:37,058
Thank you. Let's roll.
1741
01:32:39,427 --> 01:32:42,730
Really is your lucky
day, Tiny Bitch.
1742
01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:48,069
Yoshi, call me up.
1743
01:32:53,174 --> 01:32:55,776
Oh my fucking god.
Never have I been so happy
1744
01:32:55,876 --> 01:32:57,978
that you're a fucking
drug dealer, dude.
1745
01:32:58,079 --> 01:32:59,814
It has its benefits, I told you.
1746
01:32:59,914 --> 01:33:01,582
I mean, yeah!
- That's insane.
1747
01:33:01,682 --> 01:33:02,917
I don't know, he's a cool dude.
1748
01:33:03,684 --> 01:33:05,086
Yeah, let's just...
let's just get this off.
1749
01:33:08,689 --> 01:33:11,292
Oh wow. Looks like we
missed all the fun.
1750
01:33:14,795 --> 01:33:16,464
Gus! Let's go!
1751
01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:20,601
Go to the car.
1752
01:33:20,701 --> 01:33:21,969
Hey, look who it is!
- Hey!
1753
01:33:22,069 --> 01:33:23,270
Hey!
1754
01:33:23,370 --> 01:33:24,271
What's up?
1755
01:33:24,371 --> 01:33:25,272
How are you?
1756
01:33:25,372 --> 01:33:26,273
Good. How are you?
1757
01:33:26,373 --> 01:33:28,943
I'm great.
1758
01:33:29,043 --> 01:33:32,547
Um, so I'm gonna stay at Lo's
place. And then we can meet at
the car in the morning?
1759
01:33:32,646 --> 01:33:34,748
Absolutely. Yes, ma'am.
- Okay.
1760
01:33:56,370 --> 01:33:58,239
Hi. Good morning.
1761
01:33:58,339 --> 01:34:01,008
Good morning.
- I got breakfast burritos.
1762
01:34:01,108 --> 01:34:03,344
That's not all you got.
1763
01:34:03,444 --> 01:34:05,646
Wow. You went there.
1764
01:34:05,746 --> 01:34:07,414
You did too.
1765
01:34:08,182 --> 01:34:08,916
Thanks.
1766
01:34:11,152 --> 01:34:13,320
State police are
reporting that these hero
1767
01:34:13,420 --> 01:34:15,890
students were on a
college visit. Is that true?
1768
01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:18,527
Yes, that's correct.
That is true. And I'm so
1769
01:34:18,627 --> 01:34:21,095
proud of them, but
I'm not surprised at all.
1770
01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:24,331
Doing the right thing even
when it's scary or difficult
1771
01:34:24,431 --> 01:34:27,101
is something I've tried to
instill in all of our students.
1772
01:34:27,334 --> 01:34:30,572
I think what she's trying
to say is that caution
1773
01:34:30,671 --> 01:34:33,174
is overrated. May
fortune favor the foolish.
1774
01:34:34,875 --> 01:34:36,645
The bold. Fortune
favors the bold.
1775
01:34:38,112 --> 01:34:39,146
That too.
1776
01:34:54,828 --> 01:34:56,363
...you'd be like,
"No fucking way!"
1777
01:35:24,491 --> 01:35:27,027
Well, glad we're home.
1778
01:35:29,263 --> 01:35:30,431
Alright bud.
1779
01:35:31,765 --> 01:35:33,834
We're gonna be in
some serious shit.
1780
01:35:34,368 --> 01:35:38,239
Well, well, well. You
crazy sons of bitches, huh?
1781
01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:41,242
You did it.
1782
01:35:41,342 --> 01:35:42,577
Was it worth it?
1783
01:35:44,512 --> 01:35:47,414
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
1784
01:35:47,515 --> 01:35:49,950
Well alright then.
1785
01:35:50,050 --> 01:35:52,486
You followed your heart.
And I'm proud of you.
1786
01:35:52,587 --> 01:35:54,589
Proud of all of you.
1787
01:35:56,857 --> 01:36:00,261
Whew. Well, this is me.
See you jokers on Monday.
1788
01:36:01,895 --> 01:36:03,931
At Driver's Ed?
1789
01:36:04,031 --> 01:36:06,467
Oh no, I'm not allowed to
teach that anymore. I'm your new
guidance counselor.
1790
01:36:06,568 --> 01:36:08,269
Gonna talk to all of
you about your futures.
1791
01:36:09,270 --> 01:36:11,138
Okay.
1792
01:36:11,238 --> 01:36:17,911
Ow! Fuck! Oh! You never
get used to the pain! Ah!
1793
01:36:18,812 --> 01:36:19,947
Bye.
1794
01:36:20,047 --> 01:36:21,015
Bye.
1795
01:36:21,882 --> 01:36:24,318
You know what, honestly,
I feel like this kind of thing
1796
01:36:24,418 --> 01:36:26,153
that we just did should be
like low-key encouraged.
1797
01:36:26,253 --> 01:36:29,156
I feel different. I feel
like something happened.
1798
01:36:29,890 --> 01:36:35,563
I feel like... so emotional
right now. It's... I don't know
I uh
1799
01:36:35,664 --> 01:36:38,866
I think I like you guys more
than like everyone else I know.
1800
01:36:38,966 --> 01:36:41,636
Aww.
- Aw, stop.
1801
01:36:41,736 --> 01:36:43,304
Yeah, we're so proud of you.
1802
01:36:45,973 --> 01:36:48,475
Man, we really just
did a group hug.
1803
01:36:48,576 --> 01:36:51,812
How about we do something this
weekend? Keep this thing going.
1804
01:36:51,912 --> 01:36:52,479
Why don't we make a movie?
1805
01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:54,181
Fuck yeah. Let's do it.
1806
01:36:54,516 --> 01:36:54,948
Let's do it!
1807
01:36:56,350 --> 01:36:57,818
Tripod should be the star.
1808
01:36:59,486 --> 01:37:01,188
No.
1809
01:37:01,288 --> 01:37:02,256
Alright, no, no, no. What
are you doing? Come on.
1810
01:37:02,356 --> 01:37:04,491
I'm filming you. It's a
great shot. Great light.
1811
01:37:04,592 --> 01:37:07,494
Really? Okay, well... You got
your shot. That's enough now.
1812
01:37:07,595 --> 01:37:08,929
No I didn't.
1813
01:37:09,029 --> 01:37:10,864
Okay, no. That's enough.
- It's not over yet.
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