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I'm just trying to get it off the shelf. It works fine.

It's got way more memory and more processing power than our other model.

Even better.

Even better.

Well,

hello, hello. How are we doing today?

Hi.

I'm here to pawn a gun.

You want to pawn a gun?

Mm -hmm. All right. Is it in your purse? Yeah. All right. Can you reach for it

slowly and make sure the safety's on and the action's disengaged? Yeah, it's

fine. All right.

Don't point it at me. Come on. I didn't even say it. Be careful with it. Jesus.

It's a Smith & Wesson Bodyguard Edition 380.

I bought it a couple years ago, and now I'm looking to

get rid of it. I need cash to... Got a little laser sight on there. Yeah.

Shooting anybody at night?

No. I got it for protection.

All right.

So you want to pawn the gun. I actually have great pawn terms, especially on

guns. I could do 80 % up front, and

then I usually do about an eight -week payback process.

I can negotiate on that a little bit, but I don't want to go any further than

eight weeks on the payback process.

I need money today.

Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, I can give you some of the money for the

gun today. I need it all today. I need cash when you walk out.

So when do you need the gun back by?

I don't think I need it back.

So you just want to sell it?

Well, I thought you had to pawn it at a pawn shop.

Oh, no, ma 'am, ma 'am, no.

You must be confused.

So you could just sell it.

I mean, I buy things here, but pawning is different.

Pawning is you want to give it to me to hold while I give you money to borrow.

Oh, no. And then you pay me back more money.

Oh, no. I don't want to do that. Oh, okay. So you just want to sell the gun?

Yeah, let me take it. I just don't want to sell it.

All right, then. That's no problem at all. No problem at all. All right. So

got a nice little gun here.

Leave with money today. All right.

That's fine. We can definitely do something like that.

This is a really small gun, though.

Yeah, but it's, you know. It shoots BBs?

No, it's a real gun.

That's tiny.

It's Missing Weston. It's a good gun.

All right. All right.

I like big ones.

Big, big guns. I mean, I think the bigger, the better.

I don't really like the little ones.

They don't do much for me. Maybe your customers that come in here will.

Maybe. Maybe I can sell it to another lovely lady like yourself.

So, I mean, in a time like this, I mean, with all the chaos going on, why are

you selling a gun? Most people are buying. They're arming up. Yeah, I'm in

spot.

I'm in a really bad spot.

So I just need to get rid of it.

You didn't kill anybody with this or anything, right? And the cops are

for it? No, no, no. It's fine. There's nothing wrong with the gun. Nothing

with me. I just, my personal situation, I need to sell it, get money, and leave

and handle my dad's situation with the money.

All right.

You're selling guns to handle a situation. Okay. All right. I won't ask

other questions. I'm going to need to see ID.

Just to verify, I mean, with all the new laws in place and all that, they're so

rigorous. I mean, they're up my ass about being diligent on the policy

I don't know. It's due process. I mean, I got to run a background check and all

that. So, like, how long do you think?

Because I'm in a hurry, you know what I'm saying?

You're in a what? I'm in a hurry. I need to just get my money and go. But if

there's any way you can, like... Yeah, I'll try and go as fast as I can.

It looks like you dyed your hair. Yeah. You used to be a brunette, huh? Mm -hmm.

So you didn't kill nobody and you're not running from the law?

Uh -uh.

Are you hiding from somebody?

Um, kind of.

Oh, God. The gun's hot, isn't it? It's not, I promise you. It's fine. The gun

fine. I had a situation with a stalker a couple years ago, which is why I got it

for protection.

And now I'm in a situation where I don't need that for protection, but I need

it. You know, I need the money.

Really bad.

So you had a stalker. Yeah. And you don't anymore.

Right. And you're getting rid of a gun.

Yeah. Are you putting the pieces of the puzzle together like I am? No. Did you

take care of the stalker? No. Oh, my God.

No. Oh, my God. It was a stalker. He would, like, come around my house. It

more like a scare tactic. He would, like, come around my house, drive by my

house, call me, hang up, you know.

That's a stalker?

I've done way worse than that.

Call and hang up, drive by the house. That's not bad.

He's just checking up on you, making sure you're all right. But if you don't

want someone to check up on you, it's like.

Then you get a gun?

Yeah, like if you're like coming, like knocking on my windows and stuff at

night. This is a tiny gun. You should have got some cannons or something.

I just, listen, I see him putting my purse. All right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

prying. I'm prying. All right. Hey, come on. I'm trying to keep the mood light.

All right.

Give me one second. Hey, Jack.

Pardon me for a moment, folks.

I need a favor for you, Jack.

Yeah, let him tinker with it. Let him tinker with it. He's just going to be

minute.

Somebody's in a rush over here. I just need you to run and verify this ID for

real quick.

All right, thank you. So what do you do, ma 'am?

I'm in customer service.

Customer service. I like to service customers.

You're doing a decent job. Could be a little bit faster.

Oh, come on. I'm trying to go. Like I said, the due process.

I mean, goddamn Obama. He's killing us with these new processes.

How much do you think I'm going to get off of?

For the gun?

Yeah. Oh, that I don't know.

I don't know.

It's worth like $300.

I'm sure it is.

I'm sure it is.

$300? You need $300?

Mm -hmm. I need $300. So that's why it's worth $300, huh?

No, but it is. You need $300. That's why it's worth $300.

No, but it is worth... It's probably worth more than $300. I need $300.

What, you paying rent or something like that?

For $300?

I don't know. No. Maybe you got the rest and you just need... No, I just have a

couple tickets I need to pay for.

Well, you've been like arrested or something?

No, like traffic tickets. Oh. Feeding ticket and a red light ticket.

Oh, that's a bummer.

$300 for tickets. How fast were you going?

I was going 14 over, so I missed the 15.

Oh, so right. Then they impound your car and all that. Yeah, my car is an

impound right now. Oh, it is an impound. So I need to pay those to get it out.

Holy shit, you do need money, huh? Right.

How'd you get here?

I took a paycheck.

it's all good she verified i appreciate that get them both those laptops man cut

them a deal all right awesome you took the bus here dressed like that you

get a coffee on the on there no i just i like don't take the bus you know i just

that's why i want to get my car out so i don't have to be in a predicament you

know yes ma 'am yes ma 'am

So you're thinking I need like $300? I have no idea, actually. What I was going

to suggest is let's go to my office right next door so that I can, I need to

a background check on you anyways to make sure the gun's not hot. Can that

a long time?

I don't anticipate it taking too long. No more than an hour or so.

Oh, because I'm kind of in a hurry.

I mean, if you need the money. I mean, I could give you the money, the gun back,

and you could be on your way.

You know what I mean?

Like I said, I've got to take care of myself.

CYA, cover your ass.

So I've got to run the background check.

I've got to make sure you check out and all that. And then we can look up the

proper price on the weapon.

Yeah. All right? But how much do you think?

You have no idea?

I would take a swing at it, but I would be outside the ballpark. I don't even

know. Okay.

So, I mean, we could waste time talking about it out here. Okay.

Or we can go run everything on my computer and see. So we can hurry it up,

though. We can just try to, like...

That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm trying to go there now to help you out.

I'm trying to do good customer service. Okay.

See what I did there? I see. All right. Thank you. Plus, I want to get this off

the floor.

He looks a little suspicious. He might have a gun on him, too. I don't mean the

profile, but that's just me.

I don't know.

All right. So, we're going to go. Yeah, yeah. Follow me. Follow me.

Jack, I'm going to go. I need to process the cannon. I mean the...

The gun, I'll be right back in a couple minutes.

Follow me this way, man.

So you got here a Smith & Western.

Western. Well, all right.

$380.

The Stalker Protector.

Mm -hmm.

What are you doing right now?

I'm just looking up resale prices on the interwebs to see.

Yeah, like I'm seeing right there.

I mean, you were kind of in the ballpark for selling for $300.

Yeah, $250, $225.

It's probably more than $300, actually.

I bought it for $410.

I mean, but that's brand new. It's a used gun. You've got to understand, wear

and tear happens quite a bit on guns. But I didn't really use it like that. It

was just for protection.

Well, I don't know that. You know what I mean? I mean, look, it appears to be...

It appears to be in good condition.

I mean, the action's smooth.

Everything's nice.

I don't know.

I'm not going to look down the barrel of the gun and see how clean it is. I

don't know how clean you kept it or how many times you even fired it.

So I'm just going to go off here. I mean, I'm seeing like $250, $275, but

understand, I've got to make money too. So I need to sell it at that price. So I

need to buy it at a lower price.

So I'm thinking to help you out. I definitely want to help you out.

I assume another girl is going to have a stalker down the road and is going to

want a gun like this.

So, you know, I do want to purchase it. So, I mean, I'm thinking probably $125

with the prices I'm thinking of. That's absolutely crazy.

I mean, I still got to run your background check. That costs money. Like

I got to hire a guy who, I mean, not today. But you can probably sell it for

like $375.

Oh, come on now. I used, I'm seeing $250, $225. I mean, you're probably not

right. I'm even seeing.

$189 right here used.

I mean, that one doesn't look as good as you can see.

I'm thinking $125.

That's crazy.

I've got to make money here.

I know, but I need money.

Well, I mean, I need money too.

Like I said, I just had to buy a whole new license to deal weapons.

I've got to deal with background sex.

I've got to get the gun cleaned properly because I don't know. Like I said, it's

probably laying on my hands right now.

Oh, I did forget about the laser.

Yeah, it's a laser.

I probably shouldn't be pointing that at you, but... At night.

Yeah. So why don't you just give me $300 because it has the laser, and I can get

out of here, you can get back to work. It's perfect.

I mean, you're starting to stress me out here. I can't just give you $300.

I want to purchase a weapon. It looks like a solid weapon, all right?

It's smaller than unusual.

Used to, I mean, but...

I can't come up too high. I'm pretty sure you can get at least $350 for it.

you can give me $300.

You said you bought it for $400.

$410. $410, all right.

So here's what my final price, my final price,

and that's if it doesn't come back high. I'm still going to run the serial

number. It's $175, and that's what I can do for you.

That's it?

That's all I can do for you.

$175. And that, again, that's undercutting my, you know, my market

markup, which that doesn't help me out. And I'm helping you out, so.

Oh, no. Oh, my God.

I, like, really just need $300, and I'll just get out of your hair and let you

do your thing, you know, and...

I can go pay for my ticket, get my car out of Ampound.

You're not out in here wearing a jacket and all that? It's hot outside.

I mean, I'm in customer service.

Just like that for customer service?

Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying, trying to be a little conservative.

That's conservative?

Yeah. I'd like to see you unconservative.

Okay, so.

$300 for the guy.

Not $300 for the guy. I mean, I'd like to see you unconservative for $300.

Are you serious right now?

I mean, if you need the money that bad, I can give you the money.

Well, my tickets are like, really they're more than $300, but I have

course they are.

I have $150 to my name.

So, I just need $300.

I mean, I can help you. Like you said, you're in customer service. I mean, if

I'm happy, you're happy.

Right, but... So make me happy.

You're disgusting.

I'm just trying to help you out. Make me happy how? By being unconservative for

$300 that I feel like you should give me anyway because the gun is worth more

than $300? I don't know what you're looking at. That's wrong. Like I said, I

mean, you said you tried...

Sell it elsewhere.

They don't buy guns. And I do.

You know, you can't just be like trying to fuck me over.

No, I'm not trying to fuck you. I'm trying to fuck you.

Are you serious? You know what? I should just keep. This is exactly why I got

the gun.

Because of that nasty shit. That creeper's like you. That's exactly why.

should just keep it and just be done with this whole situation. Because

disgusting. You're trying to give me $300?

The gun you said was what?

$175? Is your final price?

For the gun, yeah.

And then just give me, like, what, $125 more to fuck me?

Like, what do I look like?

You look great.

Okay, but I'm, you know what I'm saying? I'm a professional.

So am I.

You're not being very professional right now at all.

Says who?

Me. You're trying to have sex with me for $300.

Really, $125.

That's disgusting. That's exactly why I just need this gun. I'll come up in

price a little bit if you're willing to not be so hostile.

Jeez. You're trying to fuck me for money. Like, what do I look like? Do I

like a fucking whore?

I mean, do you want me to answer that?

Yeah. Well, maybe not now that I fucking see what kind of person you are.

I mean, that's kind of what I thought when you walked in, wasn't it?

I don't understand why you can't just give me $300.

I'll do that.

And we can... I'll give you $300.

You were trying to have sex with me for $300. Really?

And take the gun.

No, no, no. I might as well just keep the gun. I don't think you're hearing me

right. I'll give you $300 and $175.

Like, I'll give you $300 the fuck, and then I'll buy the gun from you.

Alright, well, then, at this point, you can have your gun back.

You said you're in a rush, now I'm in a rush. I got business. Take care.

I, um, I gotta get back to work. Are you serious right now?

I mean...

Now you're just being an asshole.

Oh, my God.

Okay, look.

All right, so you said $175 for the gun.

And?

$300. $300.

Oh, my God.

I'm, like, hot right now. You're damn right you're hot. Oh, my God, I'm a

fucking creep.

All right, you know what?

Are we going to do business or are we going to talk about it?

We can work it out.

All right then.

That's what I like to hear.

Hard as a needle.

You get the gun back because you're pretty hostile.

There's no bullets.

Now I know why you purchased the gun in the first place.

Because of stalkers and creeps like you.

Am I really that creepy? Yeah, you're paying for sex.

And you're giving it.

Because I'm in a really bad situation. I'm so desperate right now, you don't

understand. Can you say desperate again?

Desperate. Come on, do that again.

You're disgusting.

You're walking around with your cannons all out like that. Okay, but look.

Let me see.

Can we shake on a deal?

$300 plus $125 for the gun.

$175. Look at you.

What? It's $175 for the gun, is what you said, and $300.

For what?

To fuck.

Shh.

There's people still in there trying to buy computers.

You're yelling.

$300 donation?

A donation?

Where's my ticket?

All right, so I'll pay for your tickets.

Okay.

And, uh... And $175 for the gun.

All right.

That sounds good to me.

And you can round it up.

To $400.

All right, well, let's take your sweater off first.

Goddamn. All right.

Let's get after it, because I do that business. Let me, uh... Well, by the

I'm filming this whole thing, too.

Yeah. For what?

For me. Is this what you do?

Yeah. This is what I jerk off to later.

I don't like watching other people's porno. I just want to watch...

You know, some weird guy walks in. So how can I trust you that this isn't

to go anywhere? Like, I'll lose my job. I'm just going to jerk off to it later.

Like, look, you see all those hard drives over there? I do this, actually,

a bit.

I help girls out in situations. You're just so gross. I like women. What do you

want from me?

Ugh.

Oh, my gosh.

I had a girlfriend, but she was costing me too much money and not fucking me, so

I prefer to do this.

You prefer? Okay.

You prefer, okay, cool. You prefer to have paper sex.

But as long as, like, nobody's going to see this.

No, no, look, all the hard drives are right there with all those previous. I

your little labels, too.

So let me see what you're working with.

I'm going to grab my camera. Yes, it was already recording just so that I can

prove that you're down to do this.

Oh, my God.

See, I got a cover. Like I said, I cover my own ass.

I feel like you're like... I told you I'm a professional.

I see.

You're like a professional creep.

What do they say? Get it how you live. It doesn't fit like that.

This is how I get my living.

Alright.

Stand up for me. Stand up over here.

God damn.

You are a full grown woman.

Squat the caboose

Oh, yeah, I like that

Bend over

Holy shit

I just like women.

You're an ass man.

I'm not really an ass man, but you are making me one. Am I converting you?

I'm a tick guy.

That's why when you turn around, look at me. I got both.

I know you got both. You got that blonde hair.

I know what customers service. You're servicing customers.

I know exactly what you're doing.

Take a couple steps forward for me.

Oh, my God.

Pop that ass out of there like that.

You are fucking sexy.

All right, now, let me see you take them pants off.

Should I take my shoes off first?

Nah, nah, keep them on for now.

Just like, okay.

Yeah, just.

Show me that ass.

Jesus Christ.

Do you want me to pull him all the way down?

Man, you can hold him right there for a minute. Pull up your shirt a little bit,

though.

Oh, yeah.

That's a fat ass.

Yeah, bend over now.

Is that okay?

That's great. Just like that.

Shake it for me side to side.

Oh damn Yeah,

that's real good oh

Go ahead and take your pants off sure that's fine

Like I said, I'm happy, you're happy.

All right, now put the shoes.

Yeah, I mean, you can throw them where, but put those shoes back on now.

Hey, while you're bending over, show me that ass. Come on. So do you want me to

show my ass or put my shoes on?

Well, you just bent over, so if you're going to bend over, show me your ass

while you put on your shoes.

Yeah, there you go.

I feel like I'm, like, terrible at this.

Terrible at what?

I don't know, like, showing you my ass.

You're doing just fine at it right now.

Like that?

Just like that.

Shake it again for me.

Just go side to side.

Side? More, though.

Sway it left and right.

Oh, yeah.

Is that okay?

That's fine. Come on. Don't really shake my ass for a living.

Put one leg up on the desk.

Like right here?

It don't matter. Wherever you see fit.

Like that?

Oh my god.

Bend over.

I feel like I'm doing this all wrong. Oh, well it looks right.

Now shake it.

Like that?

God, man.

Put that leg back down. Put the other one up.

Do you have clean weight with this?

Oh, yeah. Then we're getting better at this.

It's okay.

That was great.

Shake it again, though.

I feel like I look crazy right now.

Yeah, crazy hot.

I guess.

I'm not like a stripper or anything. It's just, you know, I'm working in an

office.

Put that leg back down.

Bend over again.

Take them panties off.

Take my shoes off again?

Nah, nah, nah. Come on. You can manage.

I'll try.

Put them back up. Put them back up. Come on.

Take them off sexy.

I'm not. Like, I do customer service.

I don't know what I'm doing. Alright, so come on. Treat your customer right.

Okay, put them off and then what?

What do you mean?

Arch your back.

Yeah.

Yeah, there you go. Now put that palm from the front.

Spread

that ass.

I'm like so nervous right now.

Oh, don't be nervous. You look great.

Okay. You sure?

Oh, I'm sure.

All right, take them off. Take them off.

Do you need my ball to lean on? Oh, yeah.

Go ahead and sit up on the desk. Like, sit up on your knees on the desk.

Spread your spray your legs a little bit.

Holy shit. Yeah arch your back lean forward

I'll

do that again

You doing it?

Oh yeah, keep doing it.

Get all that diff and come over here.

Are you just standing there? Yeah, just let me follow you.

Turn around? No, not turn around.

I just want to get good shots from my camera.

God damn.

This is the fattest ass I've seen.

Ever. Not that fat.

You mean it ain't that good?

Are you going to like jiggle it and stuff?

Oh, you're going to suck my dick real soon.

That's for sure.

I thought you were a tip man.

I am a tip man.

I think I converted you.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Alright. You ready to really earn your money now?

You done with my ass?

I'm done with your ass.

How you gonna suck my dick?

I guess. You need that money.

Get on your knees.

God, it's so huge.

Oh my God.

This thing is so big.

So big.

Wow.

Pull up my pants, actually.

Can you take them off?

Put them down right there.

Look at me while you suck my dick, too. Look in the camera.

Oh, yeah.

That's so big.

I'm not used to this at all.

Well, get used to it.

That's huge.

Oh yeah.

Yeah. Floppy.

Oh, you like sucking dick, don't you?

I like this.

So big.

Oh, shit.

This fucking camera is uncomfortable. Hold on.

Let me grab my phone.

What are you calling?

I gotta talk to Jack quick.

For what?

Just keep sucking.

Hey, Jack.

You still with that couple?

Alright, alright.

Okay, yeah, no, no, finish up there, finish up there. I need you in the

soon.

Finish up there, get that sale.

Yep, I'm right in the office.

All right.

Yes, sir. All right. All right.

Why are you calling him in here?

To hold the camera for me. Don't worry about it. Oh, my God.

Well, you never been watched before?

No.

Well, you're being watched now.

Suck it with no hands.

Yeah, just look into the camera while you suck it.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah,

just like that.

Am I choking on it?

Take these shoes off.

With my balls. Yeah, you like that?

You feel good?

Yeah.

Go

lower.

Lower.

Oh, yeah.

Is that Jack?

Come on in, Jack.

Hey, boss. You wanted to see me? Hey, man.

What's going on here?

The usual, man.

Close the door. Close the door.

You sell that laptop?

You sure you want me in here or no? Yeah, man. Did you sell that laptop?

Where at? Did you sell the laptop to that couple?

Oh, yes, I did. You did? All right. Good job, man.

Yeah, yeah, here. What I need you to do, actually... Don't you

keep sucking. Don't stop sucking.

I need you to get this angle. I can't. That's as far as I can stretch.

I need you to... Yeah.

A little lower.

Get up under there.

my balls in your head when you do that.

You getting this, Jack? You getting good fluids right there?

Oh, yeah.

Don't say it so creepily.

Shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Ow. Ow.

Ow. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

I can't take it anymore.

Just hang up and turn around.

Okay.

Fat ass over.

Scoot up, scoot up, scoot up.

So big?

Oh my god.

How's it looking, Jack?

Oh my god.

Tell me about it.

It all says it in your face.

She looks like she's loving everyone with herself.

Another day at the office.

Holy shit

Jack

make sure you get these big ol cannons over sure about not miss them

Oh, look.

You like them?

Oh, I like them.

Oh, yeah.

It

feels

good.

Alright,

you ready to ride me?

Yeah, about that.

You love that shit.

I fucking love it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, man.

Jack, what the fuck, man? No smoking in here.

No, yeah, come on. You're getting a free show. No smoking.

Not in here, man.

Fucking fire your ass.

Deliberate strokes. Like that. Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, turn around and sit that day.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Look into my camera when you sit.

Jack, you got a PhD?

I'm a pretty huge dick, man.

Obviously, I got a PhD.

Dr.

Dick over here.

Oh, yeah.

Jack, come grab this camera. I'm going to fuck her on the desk again.

Look at them kitties.

Look at them kitties. Get on this right here.

Birdy pussy.

Give me that one more time.

Oh, yeah.

These fucking kitties.

You had a weapon so you could hold her.

Where you going? Don't be walking behind me when I'm naked.

I'm just walking up over here boss.

Yes. Oh, I love it.

Oh, yes.

Give me your knees.

Give me your knees.

Well,

open up. Here it comes. Open up.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

All right, my gun's unloaded.

All right, all right.

There's nobody on the floor, so Jack, run and get me, what was it, 300 bucks

agreed upon?

Plus for the gun.

All right, so get me 400 bucks and... 475.

475? Yeah, 175 for the gun and 300.

All right, go grab me 475 from the register. Make sure nobody's in the shop

milling about because you didn't lock it up when you left, did you?

You locked the front door?

Shit, man. All right, that's what I'm talking about. All right, go get me that

money. Go get me that money. I'll be in the shop soon.

My job is done.

Get on the ground.

You're so fucking gross.

Trying to look halfway decent walking out of your fucking outfit.

What the hell is this going to do? You're just going to shoot somebody

go, ah, god damn it.

No, that's good for protection.

Oh, yeah.

You can sell it to another...