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Whoa.

Ah, look at this place. Oh, look at it.

Are you sure we're not making a mistake?

What kind of mistake?

Bloody look at us.

Yeah, but moving in together after a month is crazy.

Looks good to me. Looks good to me.

Oh, Mom.

I can't believe this is the first thing that I wake up to every morning.

Well, I'm still adjusting to that.

I've got a meeting at four, but I should be home by six. Do you want to grab a

bite? Sounds perfect.

I moved some stuff around. I hope that's okay.

Oh, yeah, of course.

It's your place too now.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Oh.

You're being so ridiculous. You know, I try. You know I like to make you laugh.

All right.

Tell me.

So what's the kinkiest thing you've done in life ever?

Kinkiest thing I've done in life? Oh, my God.

I don't know.

What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

I don't know. I don't even know what's the kinkiest thing I've done.

Ooh.

Parents went out of town and I had sex in their bed more than once.

Didn't even change the sheets either.

Ew. That's pretty kinky, right?

Babe, that's not kinky. That's just gross.

Your turn. What would you do?

Kink means like stepping outside of the box. I don't know. Like I've played

mommy. Stepping outside of the box? Yeah.

Like I've role played like mommy to like a younger guy I was dating.

Oh. Yeah.

So did he step outside the box or did you step into a certain box?

Well, I think you know what box he stepped in.

Do I?

Do I know what box he stepped into? I mean, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure

you've done some way more kinkier things involving a different box.

What do you mean?

All right. So, you know, you told me today that you'd clean out some stuff

everything. Yeah. Well, I went to go look in my...

drawer where my socks used to live and uh found some uh nice underwear the

lingerie you know very pretty and then um i know the next drawer down there was

a whole village of things you found my toys

are those toys yes those things are like machines

a machine what if i pulled out it wasn't i couldn't fit my hand around it Okay,

now you're exaggerating. No, seriously.

I have never seen anything like that. It goes in your bum?

Yeah, babe.

It goes in your bum. So you've done butt sex with the guys? How many? Of course

I've done it.

How many guys? Like two, three, five, fifty?

I don't... fifty?

I don't know. I mean, it's just... I think it's kind of hot. I really think

kind of hot. I just never would have pegged you for the boop boop in my bum

type. Okay, well, this conversation has gone in a direction... No, no, no, it's

just this... It's fine, it's good, it's just... It's just new.

I like it in the butt.

Yeah, people like it in the butt sometimes.

It only gets the craziest, kinkiest thing that anybody's ever done. When you

said the box, I was thinking, yes, it goes into the back door box.

Ah, got it.

I like it. Front door, back door. Yeah, I also like front door, back door.

Oh, you like front door, back door?

Yeah, for vacation.

So you're giving people those dangles, keys to the back door. But here you go.

If you don't want to use the front door, you come in the back door.

Yeah, it's just a big ball just like that. That's exactly how it is. One,

three, four.

Here's a key to my back door.

Can we close out, please?

Are you still mad at me?

Kinda.

Why?

Look, just because we're dating... Living together?

Doesn't mean that you can mock things that I've done sexually.

Babe, I wasn't mocking you.

You were laughing about my butt plugs.

And there you go again.

Babe, come on, do you hear yourself?

Popplugs! Why would anyone find that funny?

But... But, no pun intended.

Look, listen, I don't... I have no problem that you have them, you know?

Seemed like you did last night.

I was just taken back a little, in a good way.

God, you're so incredible on so many levels that I just, I don't know, I just

didn't suspect you would be into this kind of stuff.

Well, I'm a pretty private person.

Well, when you live with someone, that's not quite possible now, is it?

And why would it surprise you?

I don't know. You just... You seem very buttoned up, you know?

I fucked you on our first date.

You did.

And it was incredible.

So why wouldn't I be open to anything?

Are you?

Maybe.

You open to anything?

Oh, I guess.

It means you're not mad at me anymore.

Oh, no.

I'm still mad.

But hate sex can be so fun.

So you hate me now? Mm -hmm.

You already got my...

You

don't have any pain over here, do you?

Oh, God.

Can't hate me that much, can you?

Oh, so it's like that, is it?

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh,

my God.

Straight to my cocktail either

Oh my God, oh my God.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Keep going, baby, keep going.

Keep going.

Okay, stop pushing.

Take that.

Come over here. Yes,

sir.

Hi.

How are you?

This is so much better now.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck baby.

I love

it. I love how tasty this is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

I don't want to write that fucking cock song.

Yeah.

You want to ride that car? Is that what you said? Do you want it?

Why'd you... Fuck.

I like this hate sex.

Not gonna lie.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck baby. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You want me to tease that?

Really?

Yeah. Am I down for it? I mean, you know, I'd do anything.

Do you want to try?

I don't even know how long it's been. I don't... I've got lube in the butt plug

door. You've got lube in there as well?

Yeah, you could. We've been plotting this.

Clearly you weren't looking too far. You want to grab it?

Mm -hmm.

Oh!

Oh, my God, you have lube in everything.

Mm -hmm.

Are you nervous?

I'm nervous that I'm going to blow my load in three seconds. That's what I'm

nervous about.

You really want to do this? Uh -huh.

Oh, my God, that's so hot.

You're just going to put it in? Uh -huh.

You're just going to put it in? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, that's in there. That's in.

Oh, my God.

Is that in your ass? Yes, baby.

Oh, my... Oh my god. Easy?

Easy. Yeah, easy. Oh my god, you're gonna make me cum. I need to, like, just

distract myself.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

That feels incredible.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

I mean, you're bigger than my plug.

So it's just an adjustment.

Well, thank you.

It's a compliment.

There we go, you know.

I'll let you do it. Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me like you do.

Oh my God, it's so hot.

It feels so good.

Are you sure you're okay?

It's good?

Oh my God.

Oh.

You're going to pump slowly.

You're going to pump slowly later.

Oh, my fucking God. Oh, baby.

You like this?

I do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Are you doing okay?

I'm good. Are you doing okay?

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

God, okay.

I guess you have the last laugh then, right?

Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. I wasn't expecting this.

Holy

fuck.

Baby, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Can you do it again?

Uh -huh.

Yeah? Yeah.

Uh -huh. You got it. You got it.

Ready?

That's it. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Are you pushing me in there? Yes.

Are you wanting me to go harder? Fuck me.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, God.

I mean, you're going to tie it. oh

my god baby

oh my god oh my god

God. Yeah.

Oh, my God, baby. I feel good. Oh, my God. I feel good.

Oh, my God, I feel so good for me.

Oh, my God, I feel so good in your pussy.

I mean, you're right.

See, I don't even know how to say it. I can't even say it in your pussy. I can't

even say it in your ass. I don't even know when I last used that word.

Oh, my God, baby.

Oh, just slow down.

Yeah, slow down.

Teenager again.

Oh, my God.

Yes, I know, but not yet.

I'm going to enjoy this as much as I can.

Not so funny about that, but poor Joy, huh?

I mean, I think I'm going to have to go online and see what other ones I get.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Play with your clip. Oh, my God. Play with your clip. Play with your clip.

fuck, fuck.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He's going to make you cum. Oh, fuck, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh baby, oh baby, fuck, fuck.

I'm not stopping, I'm not stopping, I'm not stopping.

I can't believe it. It really feels good.

Yeah. Well, I take back what I said. I'm going to undo those buttons because

you're definitely not buttoned up anymore.

You don't know everything.

Oh, my God. This is absolutely... Even what amazingness that you have.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, I feel so good.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yes, baby.

Are my fingers in your pussy? Yes.

Yes.

Oh my God. Oh my God, how does that feel? Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, baby.

Is that good? Oh my God, yes. Is that good, oh my God? Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God, please don't stop.

Please don't.

You want me to keep going? Yes, please don't stop.

I'm not going.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Fuck. Oh, I'm going.

Are you coming? Yes. Oh, my God.

Can I bend you over?

Just be gentle, please.

Okay.

I can actually see it now. Yeah.

Oh, my God, baby.

It feels so good, baby.

Oh, my God.

I've always, like, been in here and thought about putting it in, but I never

thought you'd be into it. Yeah. I don't want to get in trouble.

You're so bad.

I know, I know. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, baby.

Oh my god, I love how you fill me up.

Oh baby, I feel so fucking good.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Fuck Oh my god baby Oh fuck Oh my god

Oh

my

god

You feel so deep like that Oh

my god Yeah

It's like I can fit you all the way up to my thigh button. Oh, my God.

Stay right there.

Yeah. Stay right there.

Holy shit.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah.

Oh,

my God, baby.

oh my god

oh

my god oh my

god

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah. You want me to come again, baby?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah. I do. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, just stop fucking me.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Yeah. Just say that, baby. Just say that. Just say that. Just say that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, baby, fuck me. Really? Yeah.

Oh, okay, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yes, yeah.

Oh, my... Oh, my

God, baby.

Oh, my God.

I'd say three to one's fair enough.

I'm going to come all over that asshole.

Your newest territory.

Yeah.

I'm going to show him that you've conquered it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck me. Oh, my God, baby.

You're back.

Aye, aye, aye.

oh my god it

just goes straight in there oh my god

Yes.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. It's unreal, baby. This is so good.

Oh, my God.

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, baby.

Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

You want it? Yeah, I do, baby.

You want it? Yes, yes, I do.

You want it? Yeah, I want that fucking cup.

Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I want you to come for me so bad. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to cover that ass.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby, here he comes.

Yes. Here he comes. Yes, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, baby.

Oh, I love that fucking house so much.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, shit.

It's so fucking hot, baby.

Oh, my God, I can't believe that.

I can't believe it.

Have you slid right in there? Have you been using those butt plugs?

Of course, baby. Why do you think they're there? When I'm asleep?

When I'm not here?

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

You're never going to get over this morning, are you? Oh, I'm never going to

over you.

So cheesy.

Well, I didn't put it in your bum.