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Hello?

Oh, hi, Finn.

How are you?

Me? I'm a little annoyed.

Yes, to hear that I have this part in
this movie where I have to lose 10

in one week.

Do you understand?

I am Latina.

Okay? I eat.

I am not an anorexic girl.

this movie is very important.

I want this part.

I'm having to hire a white, anorexic
girl to come and get me skinny in one

Do you understand the pressure?

I do, Camille.

You know what? You just better make it
worth it for me.

Okay? That's all I'm saying, though.

Okay? I am a professional, and I am
going to do what I have to do.

I will be ready for this film.

You just make sure that everybody's
ready for me.

Okay.

I just want you to understand where I am
coming from, okay?

Okay, Bill.

Bye.

Hi. Hi, Miss Kay.

My name is Ash.

Good to meet you. Nice to meet you. So,
I was sent over here pretty quickly,

actually. I canceled the rest of my day
to talk to you.

Can you catch me up on what's going on?
It is a mess.

I just got... A word that I'm going to
be in this really big movie.

Okay, congratulations.

Yes, thank you. I'm going to have this
big part.

But they want me to be 10 pounds
lighter.

How much time do you have? I have a
week. And I have work.

I would like to keep my girls as a
Latina.

Right, right.

You can understand where I'm coming
from. I don't know what I'm going to do.

really need your help.

So, they brought me in, actually,
because we're going to put you on a

diet. It's the fastest way to do this.

But you can still eat.

if you want.

So we're not going to go completely
vegan for you. I understand it's really

to do. I can't do that.

And this is actually my mom's cookbook.

You're more than welcome to take that.
Oh, yeah.

That's so pretty.

And I'm so sorry. You're so pretty, and
I'm so distracted now that I completely

forgot about what I was going to tell
you.

Okay, so the basics.

We have some garlic here. Lots of
garlic.

The basics.

We're going to put you on only 1 ,000
calories a day, which sounds really hard

to do.

That's like my breakfast.

I know.

Actually, if you like Starbucks, we're
not going to be drinking that anymore

because the latte itself, a white mocha,
is about that many calories. Oh, my

God. I know, but it's only for a week,
right?

And, you know, through the movie. So I
don't know how long the movie is going

take to shoot, but we're going to make
this work, and I'm going to make it as

easy as I can for you. So, I mean, you
have this.

Beautiful curves that we're going to
keep.

I'm actually setting you up with my
personal trainer who is going to work

me and your diet. And we're going to
make sure you still have a lot of curves

and muscle. We're going to make sure you
have a great booty. But you're going to

look just trim all the way through.

So we're going to put you on a lot of
fruits and vegetables, very little

What I want you to think about eating is
six meals a day, small meals.

So this way you're not going to get
starving.

You're not going to be hungry. What do
you feel today, girl?

You're going to be little.

I thought you'd love that part.

We're going to put you on those.

So you're going to be constantly eating
through the day so you're not going to

get hungry. And you're going to be
drinking a lot of water to flush your

So you're always going to feel kind of
full.

This is going to keep you from breaking
down and eating like a giant plate of

fajitas or, you know, your favorite
meal.

Are you saying that I have to drink
water all day long?

Well, it's not gonna count as one of my
you're gonna drink water and come me all

the day No, you're gonna concentrate
drinking water and coffee even to help

flush away.

Um, This is gonna keep you from
retaining any water which can make you

bloat I know they want you to look thin
for this So unless it's gonna blow to my

ass and my tits, I want none of it. I
have to be very very skinny Exactly, you

will be skinny. So that's why I'm gonna
keep you on the water and the coffee.

Um, let me just

No,

no, no.

Tito is so cute, and I also have little
Peggy.

She's little.

Oh,

I can see you. It's a little dog.

You've got to meet my dog.

You've got to get to know you. You're
going to be here for a week, right?

I am.

I'm going to be checking in on you every
single day. I will get you back and

call.

I'm going to show you some of the easy
recipes that we can do.

You're going to get to know food.

that you're probably not very familiar
with.

We're going to be eating a lot of kale.
It's full of nutrients.

Kale? Kale. It's not everybody's
favorite at first because it's like a

type, but it's rich in so many
nutrients. We're going to have spinach,

like the fish. Honestly, what's going to
be easiest for you to do is snack on

fruits and vegetables all day long, and
you can have fish at least once a day.

But we're going to keep your meals.

small. I'm going to eat like a little...
You're going to feel like a bunny

rabbit kind of sucking throughout the
day.

I'm just going to have a little bite.

I don't know how I'm going to do this.

Are we working out?

Yes, you're going to be working out 45
minutes every day.

That's actually how we're going to make
you lose weight fast.

We're going to have you eat very little
calories and work out every single day.

You're going to have a lot of cardio in
your workout.

You're actually probably going to be in
the best shape of your life after this.

In one week.

In one week. It's going to be tough.

I'm not going to lie. It is going to be
very, very tough. But you have my

support. And, you know, I even offered
to do the workouts with you because I

needed to start training.

And, you know, I thought, what better
time to get to know my client and feed

needs than go through life. Of course,
baby.

Yes, I need you there.

Oh, okay.

I fall down.

I'm going to need that water.

Now I see where the water comes in.

Definitely, you're going to need the
water.

We are going to have you do a lot of
salads for lunch.

Okay. You're going to do fruits and
vegetables for breakfast.

And, I mean, we can have your, we're
going to leave it up to you. You can

your fish at lunch or you can have it at
dinner.

If you're having a really long day.

I say just having it at dinner rather
than lunch because you're going to get

tired. I don't want my fish all day
long.

I mean, if I could have a little bit. We
could probably do that.

We've also budgeted your food for the
month.

But here, let me show you the sink right
here.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

But yeah.

God, you're just so distractingly
beautiful.

Excuse me, I don't even know what to do
with myself.

But yeah, I can actually, if you have
time today, we can go check out what

training is going to be all about and I
can walk you through that too.

You know, I do have time today. Yeah,
today would be good. Okay, cool. I don't

want to make, I don't want to make sure
I'm not getting in the way of anything.

Hello?

Yes.

Oh, yes, yes, please.

No, no, I'm not going to go.

Now I have an appointment with a...

Oh, sorry about that.

Well, follow me. I'll show you. I'll
show you around the house. Okay, maybe

take you.

So I'm like, yeah, rid of it. That is
some incentive.

Definitely make your clothes smaller.

Yes. Make yourself comfortable.

Where can I change?

Just go ahead and get dressed. I'm going
to get dressed here. I hope you don't

mind. Oh, no.

Yeah, let's get dressed for a workout.

Oh, my God.

You have quite the jewelry selection.

Thank you. You never have enough
jewelry.

Thank you, honey.

Oh, you don't think I'm a little too, I
don't know, you know, Hollywood and

their business. They want everybody to
be anorexic.

My fat ass.

Um, no, not, wow, not fat at all. My
goodness.

Well, according to Hollywood, it's very
fat.

Don't mind me.

Oh, no, not at all. I'm sorry.

I'm not shy at all.

Wow.

You have a very nice body, but of
course.

That's why you're here. Well, I eat
well.

Do you think my ass looks better?

No, I think they look wonderful,
definitely.

What do you think about my boobs? Do you
think I need them?

They're real. I mean, they are.

Wow, they're really real.

I'm just afraid they're going to lose
weight and they're just going to

completely go away. No, I mean, if I
can, the workouts and stuff that we're

going to have you do are going to really
tighten up your core.

And, I mean, it's going to take a little
bit off your hips, but we're going to

lift that booty and, like, really get it
out there. So, I mean, you're going to

look thin for a Latina girl, but...

I'm pretty sure that we're going to
start fights over your body. And you

great nipples and a great ass. My
goodness.

Thank you.

Here, you have a peg.

Oh, thank you very much. I need the six.

Okay. Perfect.

Do you think I don't need a boob job?

No, absolutely not. I mean, do you have
any kids?

No, not yet. I would recommend you no
after kids.

Not yet. I am taking my prenatal
vitamins.

But I'm taking them for my nails and my
hair. They look fantastic.

I would not want to make you angry.

But anybody can be pregnant right now.

Anybody? Yes, anybody.

Look at me the wrong way and I'm
pregnant.

I'm taking so many prenatal vitamins.

Is that a bad thing? Oh, no.

It's actually great for the diet.

It'll make your skin, hair, nails look
as healthy as they need to be. Oh, good.

for my shoes.

What cute little feet

you have. What's that shoe do you wear?

Oh, thank you, doll.

Um, six, I believe.

Oh, that's awesome.

You and your workout outfits coordinate.
That's pretty cool.

I do what I can They took all my stuff.

I'm so happy.

I still manage to look cute.

You look fantastic. I feel really
awkward because I keep staring at you

don't know what to do with myself.

It must be very fun being you

and getting all the attention that you
get.

Well. But I mean, I see you have this
huge home and it's just you and your

animals.

And your assistant, what's his name?

Oh, Roberto.

Okay. Yeah, he's somewhere.

Don't you ever get lonely?

You know, how can I say?

I do.

Aw. My dogs can only do so much.

Well, I'm happy to help you out for this
week and, you know, keep you company

and hopefully make this movie a lot less
stressful for you. It's going to be

such a good week. I'm so happy you came.

Oh.

Thanks. Okay.

Okay, doll. You ready?

I'm ready. Let's do this. I love your
outfit.

Thanks. Very, very nice.

I'll be here.

21.

22.

23.

24.

That's my thing.

Thank you so much. Thank you. I hope you
don't mind. I would hug you, but I'm

such a sweaty mess.

That's perfectly fine. And let yourself
out. And I'll see you tomorrow?

Okay, yeah, definitely.

I'll see you for breakfast. Okay. Thank
you, though.

I'm just going to add myself in here.

Hi. Hi.

I just noticed this cabin was rented and
I live up here in the mountains and

it's never been rented in years and I
thought I'd bring you some fresh

Thanks. My family, we grow the walnuts
in the barns up here.

Come in. It's cold out there.

Wow, that's nice.

Thanks. Hi, I'm Stacy.

Hi, I'm Brandy. Nice to meet you. You
look familiar.

Anyways, I put some chocolate chips in
them, too. I hope you like chocolate. I

didn't know what you like, but if you
want to try them, they're fresh.

I just beat the rice cakes I was
repeating. Oh, very cool.

So what are you doing?

I'm just here on vacation.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. Do I know you somewhere?

I don't think we've met.

No? No. Do you want to come in? Sure.

Okay.

Do you want a giant cookie?

I just had some rice cakes and some
wine. I'll have some later.

But they smell great.

Well, they're fresh. The walnuts are
fresh.

Oh, yeah.

Freshly trimmed.

So it's really cool to have a neighbor
around. I mean, it's kind of lonely up

here.

All I really get to do is hang out and
watch a little TV. I

really like that.

Those news shows like the, you know, the
celebrity gossip stuff.

I love your read magazine. It's like my
favorite.

It's really quiet up here. You're the
first person I've seen.

Well, because I'm really the only person
who lives around here.

Oh. But I have five cats.

Oh. Yeah. And a couple of goldfish.

I'm allergic to cats. Well,

I mean, hopefully we can just hang out
here.

Well, then, right? Yeah.

Welcome to come over.

Any time I'm awake.

That's awesome. That'd be so cool. So,
like, you know, this might be weird, but

are you saying?

No.

No, I don't know any really.

Come on.

It's okay.

Why are you whispering? There's nobody
on the mountain.

Okay, well, I won't tell anybody.

You're the one that did the story,
right? Come on, you're right. I know

picture. I mean, it's okay. Tell me.
We're friends.

Well,

yeah,

I am. I came up here to get away from
all of that. So I really am here to get

away from all that.

Yeah, and being followed by
photographers and those TV shows. How

Crazy people that want to kill me.

I'm just trying to keep it on the down
low. I mean, I know there's nobody else

up here.

You can have your cat. I won't tell
anybody, but I read all the stories.

Did you really wake up from a dead sleep
like that?

I wasn't in a dead sleep. He thought I
was passed out.

We both had a little too much to drink,
and I was just kind of groggy and laying

on the couch.

I was watching. It was almost like a
guilty pleasure. I was watching him.

He called somebody over, and he was
totally fucking this guy in front of me.

And I just was so stunned. I had to
continue watching.

I didn't even have my eyes open. I don't
know why he thought I was weeping. I

was completely not weeping. And then you
recorded it. I mean, you got this guy.

It was good.

It was crazy. I couldn't believe when he
came out. And all the tabloids, and it

was flashed all over every night. I
mean, it was crazy.

I was like, were you all gay?

He likes to play.

And he's an asshole.

So he kind of deserved me throwing him
under the bus.

But now I'm paying for it.

I mean, I get my vacation.

But, you know, he's an asshole.

But it's kind of cool. You know, your
face is on every magazine.

That's really cool.

That's not all it's cracked up to be.

I just think it's awesome.

But, you know, I mean, maybe.

to watch a movie or something?

Um, I, uh, I was gonna take a little
nap. I've had some wine.

Okay. Um, but, you know, you're welcome
to come over a different day.

Okay, well, just let me know when, I
mean, you're not, like, against gay

right? I know. I'm a lesbian myself.

Oh.

No, no, I'm not against gay people at
all. I'm just against him.

Oh.

Really, it was awesome to meet you.

Call me Stacey.

Stacey, Stacey. I like it.

Okay, well, I'll come back by another
day.

Okay. Enjoy the cookies. It was great to
meet you. Good to meet you, too.

Sneaky.

See you. See you later.

Enjoy your cast.

I'm glad you came back.

I've been dreaming about you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello? Oh my god. I love that.

You're fucking joking me, right?

Oh my god.

Why do you let me do things like this
when I've been drinking?

Either that or I've got major vodka
goggles on.

Oh my gosh.

I don't remember.

I don't remember doing this.

I don't know, I buy when I'm drunk.

You're lying.

My judgment is not that impaired when
I've been having Bloody Mary.

Exactly what I think.

Yes.

I'm laying in bed.

I just woke up.

Fuck yeah, I do.

Alright, let me take a shower. I'll be
in there in a little bit.

Not much.

What are you doing?

I'm, uh, getting ready to go take a
shower.

Oh.

That's cool.

Have you been snowboarding lately?

Uh, yeah, I just got back, um, shit,
last night.

It's freaking, oh, my God, it's been
insane.

Fresh powder, new board, awesome.

We're at, like, I don't know, like, 10
of us went up there.

Are you today? Oh, cool.

You must have a lot of friends.

Well, I mean, you must have a lot of...
photographer, painter.

No.

I like your slippers.

Thanks.

So, um, I'm doing this project for
school, and I was wondering if you would

me, if I could take a picture of you.

I really hate getting my picture taken.

I mean, I'm about to go and head out and
grab a beer or something.

Aren't you a model?

Yeah, but I really do it all the time. I
don't really want to do it when I'm

chilling.

You're so pretty, and it would help me
so much if you could just do it.

Yeah, you know, I'm heading back up to
bear this again.

But maybe when I get back, we can do
something, like, I don't know, Monday

you know. That would be great.

I got to get the pad around. I got to
lend that 540 foot, so, you know. Yeah,

I'll be back, though.

Cool.

I'd love that.

Cool.

is that?

What the fuck is that? Don't just stare
at me like a retarded little bitch.

What the fuck is that?

Are you fucking out of your mind, you
stupid little cunt? When the fuck did

take those?

Oh my God, bro.

What the fuck?

little dirty cunt. Where the fuck is
your camera?

Where the fuck is your camera?

I swear to God, I'm getting your fucking
disgusting cunt ass kicked the fuck out

of here. You're fucking gone. Pack your
shit.

Pack your fucking shit. Get the fuck up,
bitch.

You're done. You're fucking done.

Swear to God.

Nice to meet you. I'm from Vegas Rock.
Oh, hi, sweetie.

Hi. You're awesome.

Oh, my gosh. You're Dinka's daughter.

That's freaking amazing.

Granddaughter? Granddaughter. Oh, my
gosh.

It's okay, sweetie. You're amazing.

Just,

wow, you look so, you look great.

I have all your albums.

I've seen, you know, some of your music
videos and everything.

I'm a really big fan, I'd have to say.

I'm so excited that you've come over to
interview me. Yeah, trust me, dude. I've

been waiting weeks and weeks and weeks
to do this. So being here right now,

really exciting.

Especially seeing your house in L .A.,
you know. I'm surprised I actually got

come here and interview you.

It's an honor.

It's a pleasure to have you over.

Hey,

so I have this list of questions I
wanted to ask you

for our interview.

When did you start writing music?

Oh, my God.

When I was at school, I used to come up
with these ballads, like these really

good songs in my head, and I'd just sit
down and get the piano out and start

writing it. And I'd just come up, you
know, sometimes, just have a bit of a

smoke. Oh, yeah.

Them key moments, you know what I mean,
don't you, sweetie?

Oh, my God. The best one I wrote was in
the bath.

I was just like...

You know, when you're just, like, there,
it's been a really hard day, and you

just come out and you have a good soak,
you know, just in the bath with a nice

little glass of vodka or gin, whatever
it was, but I don't even know, get that

right in them suns in my head while I'm
just, like, soaking away.

Yes.

Woo! That's the best.

Yeah, the idea of it, I mean, wow,
that's amazing.

That's so cool.

You want to try it, sweetie, get in the
bath.

And a blazer and smoke. Right there, bit
of smoke, bit of a drink. Them tunes

will come to you.

Oh, that's awesome.

All right.

So, um, how old were you when you
started performing and doing, like, you

live shows?

Oh, I don't know how old I was.

My very first live performance was,
um... Yeah, when

I was...

I'm going to make you all entranced by
my boobs.

Hi. These are my big boobs.

And I can squeeze them in there.

You've got your hands all over them.
They're really hot. Do you know that?

I'm going to squeeze these big boobs. Do
you want to suck on them?

I'm going to suck on those big boobs.

Suck on mummy's boobs.

Oh, you dirty little girl.

Tell me about your sexual encounter with
the actual guy.

What are your lyrics about, honestly?

It's your free time.

Put the juice back to my little pussy.

Get your tongue stuck right in there.

I'm going to suffocate you with my
pussy.

I'll make you breathe in all them fumes.

Them pussy fumes. You're going to get
high on them.

You dirty little girl.

You can't wait, can you? You can't wait
to get down there.

Tasting these juices. I say, rub them
boobs for me.

Rub them boobs. I say, get them hands
off my nice boobs.

Oh, yeah. This pussy might get all
swollen.

But you keep looking at it.

You keep looking at that filthy little
girl.

You dirty little bitch.

With anyone right now, who would it be?

If I could have sex with anyone right
now,

it would have to be you.

And then gorgeous, natural, human to be.

And then sweet little innocent look in
your face.

I'm feeling it.

I hope so too.

Yeah.

I don't think it's wrong that you got
stuck into my beard.

I got it.

Oh, my God, yeah.

It's big tits in my mouth.

Don't you take them off.

Twist it through there.

Oh, God.

Oops.

Oh,

I want to tease you.

Oh God.

Oh, you're such a tease. You're just
such a detailed girl.

Oh, God.

Oh, my

God. I need to stay.

Maybe you want to get in there.

Maybe you want to pee.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

For me

oh god spit on it spit on it for me

Thank you.

So good.

Yeah.

Nice to meet you.

Okay.