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iPhone, you think?

English? You speak English?

No.

Which language?

Portuguese.

I've never been to a port who's gay.

No, Portuguese, Brazil.

Brazil. Hey, Mike.

You speak Brazilian, man?

I speak Spanish, similar.

All right. Well, why? She was talking about a port something.

All right, well, yeah, I mean, help her out.

Speaking of some jib jab, I don't understand.

Oh, God damn.

Fucking A.

Well.

Good afternoon.

Hi, how are you? I'm doing very well.

What can I do you for?

I am looking to sell a box of cigars.

A box of cigars? Well, we just walked down the right street.

Go ahead and sit him right here.

A box of cigars. Why are you selling them?

I really need the money.

Really need the money.

Where'd you get them?

From my uncle. He has connections in Cuba.

So you're saying these here are Cuban?

Yes. Well, goddamn, you got a whole box full.

Yes, a whole box.

All right, how much are you trying to get for them?

I know they're worth at least $800.

So about how many do you think you got here?

30. 30, all right, for $800.

Dang. I'll tell you, I never had a box of Cubans in my shop. That looks

damn good.

And I smoked myself a cigar a time or two. That's for sure.

They're nice.

$800, huh? What is it that you're after here? You want $800 for a box of cigars.

That's kind of expensive.

Now, I understand that Cubans do fetch quite the premium.

But $800?

Well, they're worth it.

money to help go towards my family's farm.

We haven't been doing very good.

Your family's farm?

Yeah. Y 'all growing corn?

Nope. We're growing tobacco.

Are these hand rolled? Y 'all roll these?

No. Those are from Cuba.

What kind of farm y 'all running?

It's a tobacco farm. It's Hellridge Farms.

Hellridge Farms. God damn.

Alright. I get my soybeans from there.

Do you? I do.

That's insane, man.

The government, eh? They're not subsidizing your product anymore?

No. That's a bummer. I hear that's been going around.

Yeah, it's not good at all.

Alright, so you got 30 cigars here from Cuba.

You want $800.

They're really expensive. They're rare. They're nice.

They're worth it.

Worth it, huh? Maybe you're worth it. I'll tell you that.

Well, I mean, I smoke a cigar a time or two, but how do I know whether or not

they're actually from Cuba?

That's my question.

I mean, I don't think my uncle would lie to me about his connections, and he has

his own cigar shop.

Well, I don't smoke them, and I know my family needs the money, so I need to

sell them.

All right, all right. $800 is hefty, though.

My problem here is...

Are you aware of the embargo?

The Cuban embargo?

No.

Well, yeah, I mean, I can't purchase any product this year from Cuba.

It's illegal.

Well, why would you keep this conversation going as soon as you knew

were from Cuba?

I mean, look at you. Come on, man. I want them. No.

No. I'm in here strictly to try to sell this for my family, and you continued

the conversation after you knew you were never going to be able to buy them.

Yeah, I mean, I just want to talk to you a little bit longer. I mean, maybe we

could reach that 800.

I mean, it's illegal for me to purchase a Cuban cigar, so

I don't want you to walk out the door, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, so what are you saying?

I want to come up with maybe another offer.

The lowest I could take is 500 for these. Oh, so it went from 8 to 5. The

I could possibly take.

And I will not go any lower than that.

Well, I mean, we're still here in the same road. I can't purchase these.

Cuban. That's illegal for me to do so. But 500 sounds a lot better than 800.

Look at those eyes right there. Hold on, give me those eyes again.

Give me those eyes again. If you can do five, you can do eight.

I feel like you're bargaining with me.

I mean, if you're willing to do five, I feel like you will.

Well, either way.

So, here's what I can pitch to you, alright? What's your name, by the way?

I'm Layla.

Layla, alright. My name's Sean.

I operate a pseudo -modeling agency, if you will.

And to put it lightly, I pay women to model for me.

I'm just really trying to sell these. Well, I can't buy these. Like I said,

they're from Cuba. I mean, there's an embargo on it. The government will be

after me. More than the IRS at this point. And that's another conversation.

So, you are gorgeous.

all right and i love to have you as part of my modeling portfolio i take

pictures i do video so maybe we can arrive at that 800

without purchasing these here cigars

so what are you suggesting well i

mean i like to see more of you basically

I mean, I'll give you a hundred bucks right now for nothing.

Basically nothing. I just want to see a little bit more of you.

Like?

I want to see your kids.

What do you mean?

There's some people.

No, he works for me.

She's got nice tits, too, but she don't speak English, so I can't communicate

with her.

Well, we're not in public here. We're in my shop.

It's not, though. It's a private business.

So I'll give you a hundred bucks if you flash me right now.

Yeah, I mean, consider your family's farm, and we can...

We can use this as a benchmark to move forward to your $800.

So, if you do this, maybe we can work our way up to that $800.

You sure?

Well, fucking A.

God damn.

Can you do that one more time?

No, you said just do it once. Do it one more time.

What you'll get is more consideration towards that $800.

Mike, don't be breaking products now.

What you'll get is more consideration towards that $800 if you do it again.

Ain't nobody looking.

Think about your family.

So I owe you $100 right now.

What I'm thinking is we should work our way up to $800, right? I mean, I can't

purchase these Seagars.

That's illegal.

So why don't you come next door and become part of my modeling agency.

What's next door?

My studio. I'm a photographer.

And like I said, I have a modeling agency.

I can take photos of you and whatnot, and we can...

arrive a day eight hundred dollar mark and i can't purchase these cigars like i

said so if if you want to keep that farm and your family you know it's it's

at this point it's up to you i mean it's really important to me so i guess that

sounds great that sounds fucking great all right mike

follow me man i gotta smoke a couple cigars here

I mean, some people like to say cluttered. I like to say eclectic.

I like everything.

I mean, it definitely looks more like an office than a studio.

I mean, I like to think of it as both.

It's multifaceted. Yeah, go ahead and have yourself a seat right there.

So,

write $100.

Yep. And you need $400.

700 more.

Okay.

So you're going to have to earn that. Yes,

you mentioned photos, modeling.

Yeah, but that ain't covering $700.

What do you mean?

I do got my camera here.

But, uh...

look good you

don't have to earn it

well I mean you already saw how

I'm gonna be paying you you show me your tits I gave you a hundred well it's

right next door in the shop and the register for sure but God Damn!

I need to see some more, alright?

That's how you're going to earn the money.

Okay, so name a price for what you're talking about.

We'll get naked, I'll give you another $100.

Just $100 for me to get completely naked when I had to literally just show you

my tits for four seconds and you gave me $100? That doesn't sound right. I

already saw your tits, so now it's just pretty much the pants.

Alright, so this is a sliding scale.

Alright, this ain't a one -sided jurisdiction here.

I'll give you $200, get naked, and then

we move up the scale from there. So I got $100 for you to flash me. Now,

we're in my private studio here.

Very professional.

I'll give you another $100 to see you naked.

Well, I mean, then we'll go from there.

I mean, you want to work up to it, right?

Yeah, I guess.

So just get naked.

I mean, there's a pseudo runway right here for you that, uh... I don't see it.

Oh, come on. You got 12 foot of space right here to strut your stuff, so...

That sounds great to me. I mean, consider your family, right? You got a

farm to think about.

Yeah.

It's really important to me.

I guess if this is what I need to do, and you said that we can work up

to $800, then I'll do it.

Oh.

Come on, now. What?

Oh, look at you getting all cute on me.

What, are you shy?

I saw that smile.

I mean, I don't know you, and I'm just taking my clothes off.

Be sexy. Come on, now. Be sexy for me.

This is a professional camera here. Like I said, this is my studio, and I do...

Oh, my God.

There you go.

It's worth the price of admission right there.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, those tits, though. Why? You don't want to see

that? Yeah, oh, fucking hell, dude.

All right, turn back around. Let me see that ass for you.

Oh, goddamn.

Was that a little shaky dip for me? No.

You got the shivers. I do keep it cool in here. I'll tell you that. It is. It's

cold. Take it for me though.

Well, I don't like it for that.

This is all included in the $200.

What? You keep adding stuff to it. That doesn't seem very fair.

Well, you're getting naked already. Come on. Now it's $200.

Yeah, but now you're asking me to shake it.

That wasn't in the official offer. That's $200. When's the last time you

$200 in one day?

Go shake that ass.

Like that?

Fuckin' A.

Okay.

Yeah, shut me them titties now.

God damn.

That's a good goddamn farm, I'll tell you. They're feeding you right.

Oh, turn around. Turn around. There you go.

Go ahead and take them panties off.

Oh, do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now. That was way too fast.

I want you to leave a little bit to the imagination.

Do it a little bit slower.

I'll tell you what.

You were raised right.

Thank you.

Go ahead and walk up and back right here.

Just walk?

I told you this was a modeling studio, so model a little bit for me now.

Hold on.

Things in my goddamn way.

What do you want me to do?

Oh, straight your stuff. Look at your body.

You are fucking homegrown.

corn fed oh shake it there you go earn that 200 bucks

now bend over for me oh god

damn oh yeah say just like that

okay spread spread your ass cheeks for me

That was good.

That's fucking good right there.

All right, so turn back around. Let me see them titties.

All right, yeah, there we go.

Play with them big old titties for me.

Look at them titties

Alright, so you want to be my Monica Lewinsky?

What?

My Monica Lewinsky.

You brought a box of cigars in here, so... What are you insinuating?

Lay down right there.

We're adding to your price right now.

How much?

Well, we'll see, but...

What do you mean, we'll see?

You know what I mean? Like, we'll see.

No. I don't know what you mean.

You give me a number and you say yes and no.

Another hundred.

Okay.

I'll be your Monica.

Oh, god damn.

It's the best flavored cigar I've ever had.

How's that cigar taste?

Good.

Damn, girl.

You want to earn the rest of that money, right?

I do.

You know what you're going to have to do, right?

I know.

What exactly am I going to have to do?

You're going to have to make me cum.

That's it. You'll give me. Yep, that's right.

I'll give you your money. You can save your family's farm.

Which is the most important thing.

And then you say I'm already naked.

That you are. I mean, you are in my, like I said, you're in my photography

studio.

I feel like you're willing.

So, I mean, if you want the rest of the money.

You just make me come and I'll give it to you. I want the rest of the money.

So, tell me what exactly I need to do right now. Get right here on your knees.

Those beautiful fucking tits.

Oh, God damn.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

Do it around there.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

I was doing.

Put it in between everything. It was titties.

Oh, those tits are so nice.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God, man.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

you're a natural.

I knew you were a model.

No hands.

What's going on?

Oh, shit.

Bye. Bye.

That's a unique technique right there.

From my balls all the way to the tip of my dick.

Oh, God damn.

So you know what happens next, right?

You know what happens.

Lay down on my former secretary's desk.

Lay on your back.

God.

Get on the floor right now.

It's getting late.

Oh, yeah, it is.

I earned my money, right?

Yeah, that's right, you did.

Tell me if I can get it.

Mike will handle that back in the shop.

I'm going to see if this is the real deal.

Oh, and wear your clothes back home.

You know what?

What?

It ain't Cuban, but it ain't bad.

What do you mean it's not a Cuban?

This definitely ain't no Cuban.

Well, why do you say that?

But I have cum on my face.

That ain't my problem anymore.

What do you mean it's not your problem? You put it there.

Yeah, at least it means something.

Wipe it off with.

I don't know what you want from me.

And like I said, I mean, they ain't half bad, but

I'm going to keep them.

So I'll throw you an extra buck for them.

All right.

I guess that's fine as long as I get my money to help my family.

Yep, no problem.

Hurry it up, though, because... I'm going.

I've got stuff to do.

Remember how to get back there, right?

Yeah. Don't go next door to the taco shop.

Who's a rock if that's where the pawn shop is?

I'm not going to handle it.