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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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who?
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andrew harris,
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A tenth grader.
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what's the big showcase?
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it's a performance
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They put on at her school
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Every year where...
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they invite agents
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And directors and producers
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And other super-powerful people
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In show business
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And it's extremely
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Important to me
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Which is why I am very upset
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And good bye.
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hey.
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He and I have a science project
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Due tomorrow.
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I have to turn in my mold bush.
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no.
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Andrew is coming over
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And you gotta help us
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Figure out what we're gonna do
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In the big showcase.
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I definitely wanna sing.
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How was that?
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loud?
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awesome.
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uch, he's here.
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Stay.
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Come in.
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thanks.
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tori, that's andrew.
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andre.
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hey.
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you go to hollywood arts,
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Too?
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oh, no.
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I'm not a performer.
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Just my sister.
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yep.
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I got the talent,
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And she got the strong teeth.
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You know, she's never had
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One cavity?
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I try not to brag about it.
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oh, nice piano.
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oh my god, you're fantastic.
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he's okay.
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fish mold.
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no, grandma, listen,
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There's no way you can drown
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At my school.
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You not gonna fall in a toilet.
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Look, I gotta... I gotta...
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I'll call you later.
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your grandmother's coming
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To the big showcase?
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yeah.
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It's gonna be the first time
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She's left the house
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In six years.
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why?
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'cause the woman's afraid
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Of everything: People,
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Umbrellas, rabbis, bikinis,
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Breakfast foods...
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so if she saw a rabbi
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In a bikini eating pancakes...
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the woman would burst
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Into flames.
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you guys, come on.
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back to rehearsal.
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let's go.
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so? What do you think?
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Fabulous, right?
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you really need to wear that,
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Just to rehearse?
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a performer needs to feel
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The part to be the part.
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I thought we talked about you
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Not tapping my nose anymore.
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okay, we got
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The comedy stuff down,
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So let's start with my song.
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and by "your song"
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I'm guessin' you mean
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That song I wrote?
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no one cares
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Who wrote the song.
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Now... Go!
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From "when I make it shine."
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♪ when I make it shine ♪
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well?
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do you have any aspirin?
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oh, hi.
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You're andre's grandmother?
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I don't know you.
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excuse me,
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You're trina's parents?
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yes.
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why?
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please come with me.
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there she is.
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trina.
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what happened?
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oh my god, it's huge.
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does anybody know
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How this happened?
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the chinese herb gargle.
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wait,
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What are you talking about?
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uh, she found some website
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That shows you
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How to make a special chinese
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Herb gargle that's supposed
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To help you sing better.
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well, she must have had
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An allergic reaction to it.
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will she be okay?
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well, her tongue
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Is obviously engorged and...
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Oh, it's throbbing erratically.
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throbbing erratically?
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any way she'll be able
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To perform today?
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of course not.
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stop talking.
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Your tongue could burst!
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
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next year.
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I'm gonna take her over there
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And massage her tongue.
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massage ma tong?
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guess my grandma came here
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For nothin'.
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wait.
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Does anyone else
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Know trina's part?
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her sister does.
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me sister? No, no, no, no.
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I just helped them rehearse.
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I'm not even a student here.
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I couldn't go onstage...
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you know this whole thing
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Inside and out...the song,
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The choreography...
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You can do this. Come on.
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she said she'll do it.
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no.
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No, I did not say I would do it.
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whoa, whoa.
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She cannot go on stage
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Wearing that.
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excuse me.
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go get her
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Something cool to wear.
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I am not going, okay?
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bring her.
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no. Wait.
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What are you doing? No. No.
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Let go of me.
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What, what,
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Where are you going?
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Like. Stop. Let go. Okay.
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It's okay. It's all right.
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Shut up and...
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let go of me.
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What are you doing?
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No, no, no, no.
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I said let go of me, please.
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No, no, please.
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♪ here I am, once again ♪
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♪ feelin' lost ♪
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♪ but now and then ♪
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♪ I breathe it in ♪
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♪ to let it go ♪
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♪ and you don't know ♪
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♪ where you are now ♪
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♪ or what it will come to ♪
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♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
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♪ when you figure out how ♪
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♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
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♪ you disappear ♪
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♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
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♪ to put your dream in action ♪
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♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
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♪ you'll be ♪
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♪ the main attraction ♪
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♪ not a fantasy ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when it turns out right ♪
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♪ 'cause you know ♪
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♪ that if you live ♪
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♪ in your imagination ♪
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♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
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♪ everybody's fascination ♪
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♪ in my victory ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when I make it shine ♪
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♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
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♪ to put your dream in action ♪
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♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
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♪ you'll be ♪
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♪ the main attraction ♪
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♪ not a fantasy ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when it turns out right ♪
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♪ 'cause you know ♪
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♪ that if you live ♪
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♪ in your imagination ♪
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♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
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♪ everybody's fascination ♪
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♪ in my victory ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when I make it shine ♪
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oh my god, sweetie.
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that was incredible.
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who are you?
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I'm tori vega. Who are you?
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this is mr. Eikner,
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Our principal.
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you don't go to school here?
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no, I just...
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do you want to?
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me?
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well, should I?
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yes.
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but the kids who go here
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Are all like crazy talented.
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yeah, so are you.
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but what if I'm not
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Good enough?
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hey.
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hey, andre.
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this girl doesn't know
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If she's good enough
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To go to school here.
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What do you people think?
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Okay?
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okay.
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see, it's just a high school.
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this is not just
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A high school.
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These kids are all artsy
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And creative and talented,
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And I'm just normal.
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it's okay,
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There's nothing wrong
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With being average.
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Anyway, you're not alone.
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I got your back.
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okay. So...
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trina!
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Eric paulson
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Got his hair straightened!
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shut up!
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Oh my god...
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I'm alone.
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hey, ummm, can you tell me...
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oh my god,
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You're tori, right?
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you were so awesome
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In the big showcase.
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aw, thanks.
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my name's cat.
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like the animal?
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what's that supposed to mean?
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nothing, I love cats.
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me too, they're so cute.
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hey, um...
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oh, hi. Hey. Hello.
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female?
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yes.
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can you tell me where
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Mr. Sikowitz' classroom is?
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down the hall, swing a left
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At the water fountain,
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Second door on your right.
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thank you.
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whatever it takes, cupcake.
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oh, hey.
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oh my gosh.
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ah, it's cool...
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no, here...
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I think it's coming out.
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...you might be making
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It worse, actually.
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dude, why you rubbing
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My boyfriend?
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I just...
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I spilled coffee on...
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get away from him.
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relax.
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oh my god,
296
00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:49,173
There's a huge fire!
297
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:52,143
Kidding, kidding.
298
00:14:52,177 --> 00:14:52,777
Just wanted to get
299
00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:54,212
Your blood pumping,
300
00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:57,215
Which I did. Ha!
301
00:14:57,249 --> 00:14:58,349
All right!
302
00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:00,283
Now, let's get started...
303
00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:03,019
Rumps in chairs.
304
00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:04,087
he's our teacher?
305
00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:05,254
okay, first,
306
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:05,988
I'd like to introduce
307
00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:08,356
Our new student, tori.
308
00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:09,457
And I'd like to thank tori
309
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,992
For her generous gift of $2
310
00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:11,459
Which she handed me
311
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,360
Outside this morning.
312
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:13,595
Not necessary,
313
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:16,232
But much appreciated.
314
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:17,467
why'd you give him $2?
315
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,036
I thought he was homeless.
316
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,237
now today we're going
317
00:15:21,271 --> 00:15:22,337
To continue our study
318
00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:23,605
In group improv.
319
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:24,306
Tori, I assume
320
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,440
You're familiar with improv?
321
00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:29,140
no.
322
00:15:29,174 --> 00:15:31,442
okay, crash course.
323
00:15:31,976 --> 00:15:35,878
Improv, acting without a script,
324
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:37,012
Which means the actors
325
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:37,479
Must make up
326
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:39,914
Their own actions and dialogue
327
00:15:39,949 --> 00:15:41,182
As they perform the scene.
328
00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:42,184
Understood?
329
00:15:42,218 --> 00:15:42,851
Excellent.
330
00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:43,752
Jade, you will captain
331
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:44,753
The first group of the day.
332
00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:47,556
Choose your actors.
333
00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:55,331
cat, eli, beck, and tori.
334
00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:57,566
okay, let's give 'em a place.
335
00:15:57,601 --> 00:15:58,200
home.
336
00:15:58,234 --> 00:15:59,501
home.
337
00:15:59,536 --> 00:16:00,669
oh, real creative.
338
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:02,538
you be quiet.
339
00:16:04,106 --> 00:16:06,508
and now we need a situation.
340
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:07,609
big news.
341
00:16:07,643 --> 00:16:08,543
andre, nobody wants to see
342
00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:10,846
Big nudes.
343
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,781
news.
344
00:16:11,815 --> 00:16:13,449
ah, well that's different.
345
00:16:13,484 --> 00:16:15,551
Big news.
346
00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:16,519
ah, why don't you go wait
347
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:17,753
In the hall?
348
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:20,755
uh, okay.
349
00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:21,456
okay.
350
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:24,425
At home, big news...
351
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,660
And action.
352
00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:26,394
hey, babe,
353
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:27,662
How was work today?
354
00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:29,097
ah, I got fired.
355
00:16:30,132 --> 00:16:31,366
again?
356
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,334
it's okay.
357
00:16:35,368 --> 00:16:36,902
I have great news
358
00:16:36,936 --> 00:16:37,402
That'll cheer up
359
00:16:37,437 --> 00:16:38,537
This whole family.
360
00:16:38,571 --> 00:16:39,905
what is it? Tell us!
361
00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:42,475
I went to the animal shelter
362
00:16:42,509 --> 00:16:47,846
And got us... A dog.
363
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,613
uh, yep.
364
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:51,814
I'm the new family dog.
365
00:16:51,849 --> 00:16:54,484
Woof.
366
00:16:54,518 --> 00:16:56,385
sikowitz, will you please
367
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,253
Tell this amateur
368
00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:58,855
That dogs can't talk,
369
00:16:58,889 --> 00:16:59,555
And that they don't walk
370
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:01,291
On two legs?
371
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:03,059
Sikowitz!!
372
00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:03,926
oh, I'm sorry,
373
00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:04,460
I was sucking the milk
374
00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:07,430
Out of this coconut.
375
00:17:07,464 --> 00:17:08,831
But it's true, tori,
376
00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:10,700
If you're going to play a dog,
377
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:16,372
Be a dog.
378
00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:17,039
woof.
379
00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:18,440
and action.
380
00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:19,241
uh, I went
381
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:20,443
To the animal shelter
382
00:17:20,477 --> 00:17:22,278
And got us a dog.
383
00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:24,280
awesome.
384
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:31,348
uh-oh, looks like this dog
385
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,651
Has bugs in her fur.
386
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,920
uhhh, woof?
387
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:37,588
gross.
388
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:38,756
aw, it's okay.
389
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,190
I read on the internet
390
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,725
That coffee works great
391
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,228
For getting rid of fur bugs.
392
00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:45,062
maybe you shouldn't,
393
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:56,774
jade.
394
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:12,622
what's the prob, dog?
395
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:21,160
hey, whatcha doin'?
396
00:18:21,195 --> 00:18:21,694
calling my mom
397
00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:22,428
To tell her I wanna go back
398
00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:23,729
To my old school.
399
00:18:23,763 --> 00:18:24,329
why?
400
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:24,796
'cause I don't like
401
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,230
Having black coffee in my hair.
402
00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:26,731
then I'll get you
403
00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:28,032
Some cream and sugar.
404
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,701
Everything will be chill.
405
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:30,668
hey, mom, I need you to...
406
00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:32,003
uh-um. No.
407
00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:33,705
gimme back my mom!
408
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:34,439
you're gonna quit this school
409
00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:35,406
On your first day,
410
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,674
Just because of one mean girl?
411
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:37,808
it's not just her!
412
00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:39,276
It's just... I don't fit in here
413
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,579
With... all this.
414
00:18:41,614 --> 00:18:42,180
c'mon, this place
415
00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:43,114
Isn't that different
416
00:18:43,148 --> 00:18:44,382
From other schools.
417
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,983
oh yeah, like regular schools
418
00:18:46,018 --> 00:18:46,617
Have improv classes
419
00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:47,485
With barefoot teachers
420
00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:48,319
And nerds with puppets
421
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:49,687
And bipolar cats and mean girls
422
00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:52,155
Who make you bark like a dog?
423
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:53,390
uh, you guys...
424
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:53,924
sikowitz wants you both
425
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,359
Back in class.
426
00:18:55,393 --> 00:18:57,427
he asked me to tell them!
427
00:18:57,462 --> 00:18:58,428
see, this doesn't happen
428
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:00,430
At my old school.
429
00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:01,231
will you guys be cool?
430
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:05,902
him? Be cool?
431
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,504
you're a demon!
432
00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:09,572
you guys,
433
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,606
Sikowitz really wants everybody
434
00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:12,142
Back in class.
435
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:13,343
and you really wanted a date
436
00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:14,477
To the prom last year,
437
00:19:14,511 --> 00:19:18,214
But you didn't get one, did ya?
438
00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:20,715
rex.
439
00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:21,316
tell your puppet
440
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:22,817
To quit being mean to me!
441
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,552
don't call him a puppet!
442
00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:26,754
That's an offensive term!
443
00:19:26,788 --> 00:19:27,421
yeah, this school's
444
00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:29,424
Pretty normal.
445
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,691
just please go back to class
446
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:31,459
And tell sikowitz
447
00:19:31,493 --> 00:19:32,526
We'll be there in a minute?
448
00:19:32,561 --> 00:19:33,594
you better hurry.
449
00:19:33,628 --> 00:19:34,729
yeah.
450
00:19:34,763 --> 00:19:35,930
I was gonna say yeah!
451
00:19:35,964 --> 00:19:36,697
just keep it to yourself,
452
00:19:36,732 --> 00:19:38,399
I don't want to hear it.
453
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:43,666
okay.
454
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,468
This school's not normal.
455
00:19:45,502 --> 00:19:47,336
really?
456
00:19:47,371 --> 00:19:50,239
you're not normal either.
457
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:50,907
I've seen what you can do
458
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,641
On stage.
459
00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,110
You're special.
460
00:19:54,144 --> 00:19:56,445
You're fantastic.
461
00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:03,519
You belong at this school.
462
00:20:03,553 --> 00:20:10,559
Normal's boring.
463
00:20:10,593 --> 00:20:12,060
it's true.
464
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:13,061
that normal's boring?
465
00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:14,396
no, that no one asked me
466
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,968
To the prom.
467
00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:45,057
you know,
468
00:20:45,092 --> 00:20:47,664
You're actually not terrible.
469
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:52,331
You're really gonna quit
470
00:20:52,365 --> 00:20:53,999
Hollywood arts?
471
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:54,600
what do you think
472
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:55,668
I should do?
473
00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:57,503
I think you should come back.
474
00:20:57,537 --> 00:20:58,270
why?
475
00:20:58,304 --> 00:20:59,471
so I won't be known at school
476
00:20:59,506 --> 00:21:00,139
As the girl
477
00:21:00,173 --> 00:21:01,106
With the lame little sister
478
00:21:01,141 --> 00:21:08,480
Who quit on her first day.
479
00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:09,214
and I think
480
00:21:09,248 --> 00:21:10,349
You were really good in
481
00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:12,951
The big showcase.
482
00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:13,652
thanks, treen.
483
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:19,257
but I woulda been amazing.
484
00:21:59,573 --> 00:22:01,941
tori. You're back.
485
00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:02,508
Have you ever thought
486
00:22:02,543 --> 00:22:03,009
About coming in
487
00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:04,944
Through the window?
488
00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:05,678
no.
489
00:22:05,712 --> 00:22:07,246
think about it.
490
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,482
Now, sit, sit.
491
00:22:09,516 --> 00:22:10,249
Okay, today,
492
00:22:10,283 --> 00:22:10,816
We're going to do
493
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,118
Some alphabetical improv.
494
00:22:12,152 --> 00:22:13,586
"what is alphabetical improv,"
495
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:14,620
You ask?
496
00:22:14,654 --> 00:22:15,287
So I answer.
497
00:22:15,321 --> 00:22:16,955
It's when we give a letter
498
00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:17,622
To the first actor
499
00:22:17,657 --> 00:22:18,490
Who speaks in the scene.
500
00:22:18,524 --> 00:22:20,225
If we used the letter "a"
501
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:20,759
As an example,
502
00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:21,260
Then the actor must make
503
00:22:21,294 --> 00:22:21,927
His first word
504
00:22:21,961 --> 00:22:23,495
Start with the letter "a"
505
00:22:23,529 --> 00:22:25,731
Which might go something like...
506
00:22:25,765 --> 00:22:26,498
apples are falling out
507
00:22:26,532 --> 00:22:29,001
Of my butt.
508
00:22:29,035 --> 00:22:29,568
lovely.
509
00:22:29,602 --> 00:22:30,769
Now the next actor who speaks
510
00:22:30,803 --> 00:22:31,736
Must start his line
511
00:22:31,771 --> 00:22:32,804
With the next letter
512
00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:33,572
In the alphabet,
513
00:22:33,606 --> 00:22:34,606
In this case, b,
514
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,775
So he might say...
515
00:22:36,809 --> 00:22:37,609
bring those apples,
516
00:22:37,643 --> 00:22:38,610
So that we may all enjoy
517
00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:39,311
The fresh fruit
518
00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:42,347
From beck's butt.
519
00:22:42,381 --> 00:22:42,947
charming.
520
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:43,681
Now who wants to lead
521
00:22:43,715 --> 00:22:44,649
The first group?
522
00:22:44,683 --> 00:22:45,516
I do.
523
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:46,851
All right, tori.
524
00:22:46,885 --> 00:22:49,487
Choose your actors.
525
00:22:49,521 --> 00:22:50,355
okay.
526
00:22:50,389 --> 00:22:54,859
Andre, cat, beck and jade.
527
00:22:54,894 --> 00:22:56,868
Yeah, you.
528
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,570
jade, kiss your boyfriend
529
00:23:04,605 --> 00:23:06,272
On your own time.
530
00:23:06,307 --> 00:23:09,106
oh, I will.
531
00:23:09,141 --> 00:23:10,174
okay, if you start your line
532
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:11,275
With the wrong letter...
533
00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:13,209
...You're out.
534
00:23:13,244 --> 00:23:14,310
Robbie, give us a letter.
535
00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:15,044
p.
536
00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:16,012
p.
537
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:19,514
awww, I was going to say p.
538
00:23:19,549 --> 00:23:20,382
okay, the scene can be
539
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:21,483
About anything you want.
540
00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:22,116
The first letter
541
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,785
Of the first line is p.
542
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,720
Tori, action.
543
00:23:25,754 --> 00:23:27,388
please go take a shower.
544
00:23:27,422 --> 00:23:29,122
quit telling me what to do.
545
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,590
relax girls,
546
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:31,591
Let's all try to get along.
547
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:32,225
totally.
548
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:33,826
cat, your line
549
00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:35,294
Had to start with an s.
550
00:23:36,428 --> 00:23:38,095
aw, my life's the worst!
551
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:39,096
here's a piece of candy.
552
00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:42,465
yay, I love candy!
553
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,299
all right, andre,
554
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,634
Letter s to you.
555
00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:45,568
uh, somethin'
556
00:23:45,602 --> 00:23:46,869
Just bit my toe.
557
00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:47,703
turtle.
558
00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:49,037
That turtle just bit his toe.
559
00:23:49,072 --> 00:23:49,805
unbelievable
560
00:23:49,839 --> 00:23:50,739
That you're even here.
561
00:23:50,773 --> 00:23:51,739
very immature of you
562
00:23:51,774 --> 00:23:52,840
To say that.
563
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:54,775
c'mon andre, w.
564
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:55,810
what if the turtle bite
565
00:23:55,844 --> 00:23:57,545
Broke my toe-bone?
566
00:23:57,579 --> 00:23:58,579
x-rays are the only way
567
00:23:58,613 --> 00:23:59,446
To find out.
568
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,613
you should shut up.
569
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:01,414
zap!
570
00:24:01,448 --> 00:24:02,115
I just healed your toe
571
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,482
With my magic finger.
572
00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:04,016
thanks!
573
00:24:05,051 --> 00:24:05,884
Andre, your line had to start
574
00:24:05,919 --> 00:24:06,985
With an "a."
575
00:24:07,019 --> 00:24:08,386
Sit down.
576
00:24:08,421 --> 00:24:09,053
aw, and I just got
577
00:24:09,088 --> 00:24:11,522
My toe-bone fixed.
578
00:24:11,557 --> 00:24:13,791
tori, letter "a" to you.
579
00:24:13,825 --> 00:24:14,925
aliens are the only people
580
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,693
Who can heal toes
581
00:24:15,727 --> 00:24:16,894
By finger-zapping.
582
00:24:16,928 --> 00:24:17,928
by the way...
583
00:24:19,397 --> 00:24:21,664
correct, I am an alien.
584
00:24:21,698 --> 00:24:24,200
oh, a twist.
585
00:24:24,234 --> 00:24:25,367
don't hurt me, please.
586
00:24:25,402 --> 00:24:26,168
even though
587
00:24:26,202 --> 00:24:29,137
She's extremely annoying.
588
00:24:29,172 --> 00:24:30,105
fainting,
589
00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:31,540
Because I can't breathe
590
00:24:31,574 --> 00:24:34,443
Your earth's air.
591
00:24:34,477 --> 00:24:35,544
gosh, it fainted!
592
00:24:35,578 --> 00:24:36,278
excellent!
593
00:24:36,312 --> 00:24:37,346
Tori and jade, keep going!
594
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:38,447
The next letter's h!
595
00:24:38,481 --> 00:24:39,448
hey, why don't you go
596
00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:41,350
Jump off that cliff over there?
597
00:24:41,384 --> 00:24:42,484
I think you should.
598
00:24:42,518 --> 00:24:44,186
just where did you come from?
599
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:44,820
kangaroos.
600
00:24:44,854 --> 00:24:46,054
lousy animals,
601
00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:47,022
Kangaroos.
602
00:24:47,056 --> 00:24:49,725
They're awkward and dirty.
603
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,794
maybe they learned from you.
604
00:24:51,828 --> 00:24:54,997
ooh.
605
00:24:55,032 --> 00:24:57,199
no one talks to me like that.
606
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,601
obviously someone should.
607
00:24:58,635 --> 00:25:01,204
please run in front of a bus.
608
00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:01,871
quite obnoxious of you
609
00:25:01,905 --> 00:25:02,305
To say.
610
00:25:02,339 --> 00:25:03,206
really?
611
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:03,873
sure was.
612
00:25:03,907 --> 00:25:05,942
thanks.
613
00:25:05,976 --> 00:25:07,243
up your nose, I see boogers.
614
00:25:07,278 --> 00:25:08,144
very clever.
615
00:25:08,179 --> 00:25:09,112
wish you'd thought of it?
616
00:25:09,146 --> 00:25:09,880
x marks the spot
617
00:25:09,914 --> 00:25:10,947
I'd like to punch.
618
00:25:10,982 --> 00:25:13,917
your finger smells weird.
619
00:25:13,951 --> 00:25:15,018
zero is what you are
620
00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:16,287
On a scale from 1 to 10.
621
00:25:16,321 --> 00:25:18,255
and back to the letter "a."
622
00:25:18,290 --> 00:25:19,423
as if I care what you think.
623
00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:20,458
better watch yourself.
624
00:25:20,492 --> 00:25:21,325
can't take it?
625
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,193
don't push me.
626
00:25:22,227 --> 00:25:22,960
eat your pants!
627
00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:24,595
you eat your pants! Wait!
628
00:25:25,631 --> 00:25:26,498
sorry jade,
629
00:25:26,532 --> 00:25:28,166
The next letter was...
630
00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:33,698
f! I know!
631
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:36,998
keep the scene going.
632
00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:37,666
Letter g!
633
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,300
get up, alien.
634
00:25:39,335 --> 00:25:42,703
head... feels dizzy.
635
00:25:42,737 --> 00:25:43,237
I know what'll make you
636
00:25:43,271 --> 00:25:45,405
Feel better.
637
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,042
jumping jacks?
638
00:25:49,076 --> 00:25:51,143
kiss me.
639
00:25:51,178 --> 00:25:53,721
little weird, let's do it.
640
00:26:04,222 --> 00:26:06,703
man, I love this school.
641
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:40,000
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