All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – S15E1

Bye. Bye. Bye.

No, lay out.

These are for Auntie Dorit.

Don't buy any.

This is probably pistachio. Look at the
cute little pearl on top of it.

Actually, you know what? I don't know
what that is, but there's gold flakes on

it. That's actually all that matters.

I'm going to put this in the living
room.

That's pretty and cute.

You're a vision.

Who's that? What do you have in your
hand?

What is this that you have in your hand?
Well, the times I've come here and that

you've come to my house, I have not
given you your birthday gift. I love

everything that you've given me. Would
you get inside?

Truly. This way, honey. Okay, thank you.
Girl, we're going to sit in here today.

Girl, and not from the Hermes. We love
an orange box now. Is this a blanket?

Girl, this is fancy.

Over the course of a year, both and I
have gotten very close.

She's the first person I'll call.

Anything good, anything bad happens.

She leaves very long voice notes.

She'll leave you a 17 -minute voice
note. You'll be like, could I listen to

on two times speed?

And I thought we needed a little
something sweet. Yes. Because, you know,

maybe hasn't been so sweet. It's okay.
It's okay. No, no, no. It's not okay.

Things I see...

It's not okay. I know. It's not okay. He
has this picture with this girl out on

the street in L .A. I know. What is
that?

I know. What is that?

When I saw PK kissing that Sheen version
of Dorit, first I rolled my eyes, then

I threw up a little.

When I saw that on the street, him
kissing that other woman, I felt like,

it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. No, no.
That's it. Exactly. That man there on

the street, I don't know him.

The next day, you filed.

It was that day.

It was that day.

The day after I filed, Jagger had a
baseball game. I honestly felt disgusted

with him, so hurt, so upset, so angry.

I didn't even look at him. I couldn't
even look at him.

Is he seeing the kids? Are they going
over there?

How's that working?

He travels a lot. So when he's in town,
he'll have them on a Saturday night.

Okay. As far as my kids are concerned,
when it comes to me, I only speak the

best about their father. Right, of
course. Only. Yeah. I used to do a lot

protect him. A lot. I know he's a master
of his own disaster.

Do you really think when I filed that I
was going to check that box giving him

joint custody?

PK's response to my petition was to ask
for joint custody, which I'm not

surprised.

Publicly, he wants to save face.

PK does not have the lifestyle that he
can have the kids 50 % of the time.

Probably the thing that's hurt me most
was it was big news, obviously, when I

filed. Kyle messaged me four days later.
Hi, checking on you. How are you? I

think that would be disappointing to not
use that moment as an opportunity to be

like, hey, look, I'm with you.

When Kyle and I had seen each other at
the reunion, I was really hopeful that

her and I finally turned a corner. Where
do you two go from here?

You're important enough to me to want to
put that aside so we can be there to

support each other because we need all
the support we can get right now. I

trusted that. But I'm not going to go
based on what comes out of her mouth.

I'm going to go based on her actions.
She had every opportunity to show me

it was back, that she was there, that we
were both in this. Have I felt that she

is with me? No.

Are you making someone's flour
tortillas? Someone's flour for you, some

for me.

Thank you. Sophia,

will you make us egg salad sandwich?

Sophia, you're all, like, old enough to
be cooking stuff.

Wait, we didn't ask you to cook this.
You did it out of the kindness of your

heart. Sophia and Portia, obviously,
still live at home.

Do you guys want matchas if I order?
It's annoying that the gate rings all

time with these deliveries. Really,
baby? I'm sorry.

Bye.

Mo moved out of his bachelor pad condo
and rented a house in Beverly Hills.

And Portia spends the night there
sometimes.

Sophia, not as much.

Your butter is burning.

Oh, I hate that. Why does it keep
happening?

Hi. Hi, honey. Hi, girls.

Do you bring your computer to look at
your Pinterest work?

Yep, I've got lots of exciting things
for you guys to see.

Alexia got engaged, and we're planning a
wedding, so that's very exciting.

Can we sit down and look at your
computer?

Yeah. I met Jake when he was in the
third grade with Alexia, and they were

immediate best friends. As a mom, that's
all you want in life is for someone to

love your child like that.

A dream come true, really.

Okay, so the theme concept is like a
surreal starlit dinner in an artist's

garden.

Nice. Okay. I like it.

Candle sticks, oil lamps, dried florals,
butterflies, old books, tarot decks.

Who's hiring the butterflies?

Sarah was engaged but did not move
forward with that. So Alexia will be my

daughter getting married. And I want her
to have everything that she wants. I

want this to be the most magical day for
her.

However... Really hard to find trained
butterflies.

Just take a little walk down memory
lane.

Oh, wow. Can I look at it? Look how
beautiful you look, Mom.

Look at Dad. He's only 25. Dad is
younger than you. Dad is your age here,

Sophia. Oh, my God. He's 25.

So you guys won't be bringing date?

Bringing date to the wedding.

Oh, you're asking if Mom and Dad can?

Yeah. No. You can't bring a date either.

If you happen to meet somebody or
whatever.

Imagine Dad showing up with a girl. What
would you guys do?

kill literally kill him the last time
there was paparazzi pictures of him with

some girl at the valet i texted him and
i was like you're doing the absolute

most you can tone it down why do you
he's like i thought we were in private

the valet you thought you were private
at the valet the first time i saw a

with mo it was shocking i was taken
aback You know, obviously the Mykonos,

know, I got photographed.

Obviously, that's hard to see.

I really am sorry. I would never want to
hurt you on purpose.

But I'm a little desensitized now,
unfortunately.

Of course he's allowed to do what he
wants, and I know he's not doing that to

hurt me.

I just wish that he would be a little
more discreet.

Does anyone ever say, oh, I saw those
photos of your dad? Oh, to us? I'll say

my friends, I'll be like, my dad's being
a hoe.

Do you say it because you have a feeling
they know anyway, so you'd rather just

get it over with and put it out that you
know?

When, like, everything first went down,
I was very closed off about it. Like, I

was, like, pretending like it didn't
happen, if that makes sense. Yep, that

does. But after talking to my therapist,
I've learned to talk about the hard

things, which was, like, impossible for
me before.

And so, like, now I just show them, and
I'm like, whatever.

Yeah.

I'm impressed.

I'm very impressed by you, Portia.

Portia being the youngest, she'll have
her moments when she breaks down, and it

just, it kills me.

What's wrong, Portia? Come here.

Okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Now, Portia's 17, and they all have
something to say, and they all have very

strong opinions, and they're all alpha
females.

Sorry, Mom.

I'll say anything to Dad, honestly.

Yeah, we will.

Check you, bye.

Well, I'm trying to be PC while Spice
comes out.

Don't make us check you.

Coming up.

By the way, missing, very apparently, is
Avi.

Yeah, no, so I let Avi go. What
happened?

There is nothing about me that is
remotely chic or remotely cute in a

almost like I'm barefoot or in like a
nine -inch show. I will literally put on

like a full cat eye to go to sleep. I'm
unapologetically myself. This is me.

This is the happiest me.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Ella.

Hi, sweetie. How are you? I'm so
excited. I'm so excited for your dress.

I want to hear everything.

I would love that you could come by and
you'll help me. This is my favorite

thing to do. I know that. I know. I get
a house call. My name is Rachel Doe. You

may or may not remember me from Bravo
because I've lived here before.

Oh, the burqa. Oh, the browns bury you.
One of my really bad habits is shopping.

Hold, please.

This could be the Rachel department.

I die.

Kathy and I have been friends forever.

I turned to Paris first.

probably back in 2000 and, like,
forever.

And then I met Kathy with Nikki out
shopping one day, and I, like, fell in

with her. So I wanted to show you a
couple things. We're first going to a

wedding. Okay. I haven't figured out
what I'm going to wear at the wedding

because it's black tie in Rome.

I'm in a moment right now because I feel
like you're going to need to, like, pop

out outfit after outfit really quickly.

I get called for fashion advice all the
time. But it's funny because they get

scared. Like, what do you think of this?
I'm like, you're literally one of my

best friends. First of all, take that
off.

First of all, no.

This is one of my vintage Gucci bags.

And I never go to Europe without it.
It's in this gorge. You could put your,

like, isn't that beautiful? And it's
heavy, too. It is heavy. I know. But

so chic.

See? Tommy Hilfiger gave me my very
first.

Big freelance styling job. I started in
music, Backstreet Boys and Britney, and

moved out to L .A. in 2003 and got my
first red carpet job with Jennifer

Garner. And 24 -7, I was styling Cameron
Diaz, Kate Hudson, Keira Knightley,

Jennifer Lawrence, Ian Hathaway, Salma
Hayek, on and on. These I love because

they're light. Oh, yeah, those are
gorgeous.

Especially with your gold eye patches.

I love those. Then I started a media
business and my clothing line in 2011.

Now I have about 40 different licensed
brand extensions that I work on.

Feedback is due.

This looks really expensive.

Yeah. The benefit of the home office is
that we can use your jewelry for info

anytime we need.

Indeed. Should we go sit? Yeah. It's
been a day. It's all happening.

Can you believe summer's here?

Summer for me, it can't start when my
kids are, like, sorted.

Guy's going off to France for two weeks
on a trip.

Caius is going to sleep away for two
weeks and then be back and then Hamptons

and then sleep away again.

And were the kids with Roger?

The kids were with Roger for, like,
three days.

And, you know, it was... How's it going?

I mean, you know, it's... I'm trying.

I'm trying to...

Look at him as a friend, and I'm not
there yet.

So my ex, you know, we were married 26
years together for 33.

We were very much the notebook couple.

Holy shit. You don't like it? You don't
even look pregnant.

There's your son.

I'm going to pick out his outfit. He
needs options. I feel like I need to

a couple of options for him.

You know that I love her very much, but
she's a little crazy about the clothing.

We were together.

for 18 years before I kid.

And then I think after we had kids, I
think it changes.

At the end of the day, I think we've
outgrown each other.

I think, listen, he's always been a
grateful dad and I've always been St.

right? You know, we became very
different people.

We've had little chats about it, but I'm
glad that you could come help me and

then if I can be of any, you know, I'm
always here for you.

Styling and therapy.

Styling and therapy. Love it.

Bye, honey. Love you.

Have a good day.

What's going on? You look amazing.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

I love seeing you in London.

And maybe gave, like, the best show of
my life.

And Kesha was there, too. She was. I
didn't realize it was already that time.

So I thought you were at Pride here in L
.A. And I was like, oh, my God, Paris

is there. You're there. Paris had a
great show. Paris had a great show at

No, I couldn't go. I couldn't go.

But now she's at Pride in D .C. Good.
Today, I guess we get to catch up with

Sutton.

Oh, you've met Reba. You guys are old
friends.

Yeah. Oh, you haven't met her yet? No.

I've only heard the legend of Reba.
She's very strong.

Yeah, that Southern personality and the
draw.

I think she explains a lot about who
Sutton is.

This is so pretty. It's nice. It turned
out really beautiful.

Okay.

Reba's going to go at the head of the
table.

Okay. Kyle's actually going to sit
there, so let me put that one out. And

Erica's going to sit next to your mom.

Oh, Lord, mercy.

My son, James, is graduating from high
school, and my mother's here for

Losing James to college is going to be
hard for me.

I just checked on all the food. Place
settings are good.

Would you like to come join me?

Oh, yeah. Are you having champagne?

Since Augusta. My mother and I get along
better than ever now. I love you.

Well, I love you too, Sutton.

Oh, that's cute.

We love you, Reba.

We talk a lot more.

We can now FaceTime.

And so much happier and so grateful.

Are you wearing my earring?

No, these are my earrings.

Oh.

Let's see here.

Which way are we going? I don't know.

I think the main road.

The main road. The main road.

You don't exactly live like the Queen of
Sheba. You live on a fucking main road.

Well,

we arrived with no gifts, but that's
just too damn bad. Damn it. I told you

grab it. I'm so sorry.

How did you do that to us? So
embarrassing.

How are you?

Hi, Rita. Hi. I'm so happy to see you.
Me too. Welcome to Los Angeles.

Oh, thank you. Hello.

Hey, Erica. Hello. It is such a pleasure
to meet you. It is a pleasure to meet

you too. Thank you. I can't wait to hear
your story. As well as yours. Oh, okay.

Yes, ma 'am. Thank you.

Are you scared?

No.

Care for some French double decker? Oh,
thank you, no. Okay.

Erica and I have been through a lot in
five years.

The $20 million elephant in the room. If
that money did go in there, and it

seems like you would notice, maybe, or
question that.

You be quiet.

All right, Ms. Smalltown, I'm so worried
about my motherfucking reputation.

You shut up.

What do y 'all fucking want from me?

Seriously. What do you fucking want from
me?

So, we're both guarded.

For good reason.

Really happy to see y 'all.

I'm happy to see you, too. By the way,
missing, very apparently, is Avi.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Um, yeah, no, so I let Avi go.

And what happened?

By the way, missing...

Very apparently, it's Avi.

Mm. Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Um, yeah, no. So I let Avi go.

And what happened?

Nothing really happened.

There was no, like, drama.

And look, I love him. He made me laugh
so hard.

And it's been really sad.

I've known Avi for a while.

He's seen a lot.

He's seen me married.

He's seen me go through my divorce.

He's seen Porter graduate from high
school. To me, Avi was a close friend.

Did you leave it on good terms?

I thought that we did, but, you know,
things get complicated.

Yeah. It's just complicated. I was
really surprised about Avi and Sutton

breaking up.

But she was not that easy on him.

Chinese chicken salad. Did you make
that, Avi?

But where's the dressing?

It's on the way. He only has two hands,
Sutton. Can we change your shoes,

please? Stop.

You have got to stop bossing me around.

Where are my trousers for tonight?

I will kill Avi if he gets up, too.

I personally don't need a personal
assistant.

Sutton's being very evasive.

I get it.

You don't want to talk about your past
falling out. You know how that gets

around, especially here.

So it's a friend that I've lost.

Yeah. That's the hard part. What are you
thinking of that? Oh, God. Talk about

your other friend.

What happened? I still don't get it.

Will she speak to you at all?

I was confused, and I reached out to
her, and I didn't hear back, and I would

see little things in the press. She
unfollowed me, and I unfollowed her.

I had to find out in the press that she
unfollowed me. I don't know these

things.

Thank you so much.

Hello.

Oh, hello.

You look cute.

Thank you. I love your outfit.

Oh,

well, you know I don't do those side
kisses. I know, honey.

I agree. Hi.

How are you?

Hi, lady.

Can we invite you guys to lunch?

You ready?

Yes, yes. All right. Reba's always
ready.

Yes, that's absolutely true.

We have a place card.

I love it. Everybody knows they have
their home.

Can I lift my glass before we start
caboodling and cabodling and whatever to

Reba? Welcome to L .A.

Oh, thank you.

Cheers. Welcome to LA. Thanks for being
here, Mom. So great to see you again,

Reba. I think I do want one more.

Oh, what a pretty day.

So Mom and I were talking about
Christian asking for an annulment with

Catholic Church. And didn't you have to
agree to that, Mom? No, you don't have

to agree to it anymore.

And I got the notice that it was...
Annulled?

Annulled. Oh, wow. My marriage has been
eradicated from the Catholic Church.

So a year ago, I received an email from
the Roman Catholic Church.

stating that my ex had applied for an
annulment.

And when I spoke to my ex about that, he
said that he thought that this would

make us become better friends.

Of course, I disagreed. The letter came
to Sutton Brown.

Oh, that's disrespectful.

Since you mentioned, you don't matter.

She's correct.

You know, we were married for 17 years.

And I think that Christian has...

An urge of control.

Take my name.

Now I'm going to take it away from you.

What I said was, does that make the
children bastards?

No, see, he changed that too. Francis
changed everything.

So the children are legitimate.

That's stupid anyway.

I mean, I've always kept my maiden name
for work. But now I use only my maiden

name. Right.

You guys, I'm going to have something at
my house on Monday. A little

celebration of summer is officially
beginning.

And the strawberry moon is next week.

Rose will be there.

Dorit will be there.

This is probably a dumb question. What?

What? Talking about Dorit and PK.

Have I talked to Dorit? No.

You know they filed. They filed for
divorce.

She filed for divorce. That is what I
did. I did. Oh, she filed. She filed.

Dorit and I have had our ups and downs
at times, but last year was a new low.

What more do you...

I think until we spend more time with
each other, it's going to be a work in

progress. He's going to be hard on her.

Yeah, he's going to be hard on her. I
think divorce brings out the worst in

everybody. There's no question that's a
loser.

I don't know. Kathy, it looks like you
have to cut your finger.

I think that that picture of the kissing
thing was probably intentional. That's

my thought. I think that PK is going to
be really nasty.

Well, not to defend PK. He didn't know
that picture was being taken.

I wouldn't kiss him, I can tell you that
much.

I find him very unattractive.

My mom and I don't agree on everything,
but we agree on we don't want to kiss

PK.

Ever.

Well, so, Kyle, I don't want to be
bothersome when I ask this, but do you

talk to PK?

Not talking to PK.

No. Like, every time?

No.

Coming up... We need to get busy.

You know, I saw those rumors.

Maybe something last night that happened
to you was better. You know what? I'm

going to.

No. After we separated, it was brutal.
It was a brutal, brutal summer.

And now I don't come home to an empty
house sad. I actually come home to an

empty house smiling because it's very
peaceful and it's mine.

Having my mind and my nervous system in
a calm space has been

immeasurable and enjoyable.

Hi, Kai.

What's cooking?

Wash your hands, wash your hands, wash
your hands.

My relationship with my ex now.

There's a lot of reasons that our
relationship was strained. In hindsight,

had to say a great regret, greatest
regret would probably be working

Doing a viral video and having it go
viral.

Doing a viral video and having it go
viral.

Yeah.

Guys,

honestly, this is...

We're sitting here to shoot. If I say be
quiet, you've got to be quiet. No

reason. He's trying to get a piece of
audio.

I'm not the right person to be heading a
company. What does this have to do with

anything? I don't think anyone
understands the amount of crap and

whatever I'm dealing with.

The lines got crossed.

The person that I was with my whole
adult life in many ways was

And ultimately...

That person didn't feel right around me
or around my kids.

What are you most excited for for
summer?

The boy camp.

You're going to be with dad on Saturday
before you leave. Is that okay?

As long as I get you for the morning.

You'll have me for the morning. The
boy's relationship with Roger, I would

it's a little tricky.

How are you feeling? How are you and
dad, though?

Most of us are rough, but...

It's pretty good.

I like him.

You like him?

Yeah, he's been dad.

Okay.

I think that they wonder why he
sometimes does or says things he says,

acts the way he does, why there is time
spent with his girlfriend versus his

kids.

So, do you like any girls?

My hormones haven't kicked in yet.

Your hormones haven't kicked in yet.
Okay, thank God.

Roger has had the same girl for a year.

And the kids have known probably for 10
months.

I'll let you do the math.

Hey, I want to hear the quote of the
day. I do, actually.

Real love isn't easy.

Easy love isn't real.

Guys, I feel like you're 40.

I do.

For me, the only thing that matters...

And this entire thing is that my kids
are great. And if my kids are great, all

is fine.

Hello.

How are you? I'm good. How are you?
Good. Welcome in. Jennifer too.

Hey, girlfriend.

How are you? So nice to see you. It is
nice to see you. You look good.

I look good, too? Okay, I'll see you,
though. I'll see you. Little chesticles

out. Hello. I love this little earring
situation that's going on here. You know

what? When the hair's up, you got to do
something. Yes. Hello.

Hi. How are you?

How are you doing?

Let's take a peek. You still haven't?
Yes. I'm sorry.

Let's see.

For you, ma 'am?

Can I have the halibut, please? Sure, of
course. Do you have, like, a spicy

margarita? I do. Can you do that? Sure.
I just want a glass of, like, a red.

The lamb looks really good with the
black rice risotto.

Not even pink.

It's got to be brown like me.

There you go. Thank you so much. You
know what's interesting about life? I

the offer to go do Mighty Hoopla.

Incredible. The red was really good. The
red.

The red was good.

And the hair was hairy. It's the best
show I've ever given. And it's 10

before I get ready to go on to a sold
out crowd that I can already hear in my

dressing room.

And my phone starts blowing up.

It was Tom being sentenced to prison.

I caught a video of him leaving the
courthouse. Oh, girl.

And so vacant and so not the man I was
married to. Never in my life would I

thought I'd be sitting somewhere where I
was married to someone who is going to

prison. Certainly Tom's story is ending.

Mine is still ongoing.

There's a part of me that I think would
like to say goodbye.

But what does that do?

Does it give you closure or does it just
give you more unanswered questions?

It was raw.

Do you feel relief that it's over?

It's certainly not easy to shake it off.
You just don't shake it off like this.

You can't. You can't.

But this is also why we need to get
busy.

You know, I thought those rumors.

And what'd you think?

I was like, this better be true.

The truth is, yes, I met someone and I
was very flirtatious. Okay.

Did nothing happen?

Well, I mean, nothing worth reporting
happened.

That's a lot of different things.

Set the record straight. What happened
in New York City?

Okay, the record is, don't worry about
it.

Or maybe something last night that
happened to you was better.

You know what? I don't give a shit.

Okay, so now let's talk about these
other girls.

I was at someone's yesterday.

Oh, yeah. So, okay, tell me. What's
happening with her? Sutton had a

Her mom was there, Reba. Okay.

Did she talk about Avi?

She did.

Communication is one of the biggest
parts of that kind of job.

And if you don't have good
communication, it's not going to work.

Well, it's not as if Avi were ever at a
loss for words.

See? her close relationships
disintegrate. Oh, it's wild.

She has so much vitriol at certain
moments.

You picked at me.

And I'm sorry, you need to pick on
somebody else whose wallet fits.

Whoa.

But then we get to reunion and she's
like a little church mountain.

You haven't said two words since you've
been here. Sometimes. The person that

was in the season who was so vicious.
Where is she?

She didn't come today?

I can't trust somebody like that. Well,
what you and I don't like is

inconsistency. What you're saying is who
you are the whole time.

Here's the bottom line.

Sutton has very few friends in this
group right now.

It's her turn to show us who she is and
to be consistent and to be open.

Let's see what she does.

Sutton has lost a few friends, so she's
probably re -evaluated how she interacts

with each single person in the group.

and figuring out how to be a better
friend to them so she doesn't lose them.

I said it already. I was like, will the
real Slim Sutton please stand up? I

already said that. I don't know which
one.

I'm going straight down.

You are. In a handbasket. Whatever.

Coming up, what happened with Garcelle
really.

What happened? I don't know.

Do you think that for her it was more of
an alliance and less of a friendship?

Or the options, because I need to look
great.

I also want my hair to feel dramatic.

Because otherwise, you know, if it's
straight down and I'm wearing that gold

outfit, I think I would look too much
like Cher.

No, we're not going for Cher.

No, no, no, no. We love Cher.

Cher's my girl. Cher is it.

But. But not today.

So what's the vibe for the outfits
tonight? Like garden, beautiful.

Woo! Are you trying to kill me? Oh, my
God. Brian.

No, I'm going to call Kyle.

Hello? Hi. What's going on?

I've had a very busy morning.

Took James to the airport for a summer
trip to Europe with all of his friends.

Now the next.

We are going to do stuff.

I know, me too. I'm looking forward to
it.

I don't hold on to things.

If she's got problems with me, she can
talk to me.

Last year, it really got ugly between
Sutton and Dorit.

You're angry and you're not angry at me.
You're angry at your life.

I'm hoping that they can keep the peace,
but I don't really think that the two

of them are the best match.

I don't want to cause any problems for
her. I don't want to be part of any more

drama in her life.

I think it's going to be very different
now. It's a fresh start. We're going to

have a good time. We are.

Yes, I am.

I'm going to try my very best.

You look pretty. Thank you.

Thank you. You're running around like a
crazy person.

Oh, that looks great.

Salmon, steak.

I'm going to go check outside and see
everything you're looking at. Yes.

This looks so pretty.

So pretty. So cute, right?

Oh, this is so cute. We're doing a
flower crown making, and we're making

flower jars.

Oh, that's cute.

That's really cute.

These days, you can't just have people
over. You have to have activities. So I

feel like if there's enough activities
going on, the girls don't have to

interact with each other if they don't
want to.

We can make a flower crowd.

A little bouquet on her head if she
wants.

This is really cute.

Oh, there's a bee.

Woo! Nice to meet you.

Don't judge me because I don't have a
sundress.

Don't judge me because I said you can
come barefoot or whatever, but I'm

these. Yeah, right.

It's flat.

Hey, lady.

It's been a minute since I saw you. How
are you? You're great. What's going on?

Thanks. You too. You too.

Who is that? Is that Marie?

Hi.

Oh, my God.

We all were like, that's not Dorit,
right? That's not Dorit.

I was sorry.

We thought maybe you were Dorit that
looked different, but we were confused.

Oh, look, you guys brought roadies.

How are you?

Hello, you.

Is that Dorit?

Hello. We couldn't see.

Just a minute ago, we thought that maybe
it was three.

Anyway. Wait a second.

Is that non -alcoholic champagne, or are
you finally coming to the dark side

again? This is non -alcoholic champagne.
But I can still go to the dark side.

Oh! Don't get it twisted.

Who's going to be there?

I don't know.

Are you thinking that the guys will be
there?

Who's guys?

The girls' guys?

So they don't have guys.

Oh, Keely.

Oh, it's so good.

We've been together for a little over a
year and a half. Right. Stuff is

organized. I'm good. Still waiting on a
drawer, you know, to put everything in.

Maybe it's a sign. Maybe we need our own
drawer in a new house.

I am so ready to move forward with
Keely.

I want to find a house together so we
can move in. I want to be engaged.

The clock is ticking.

Tick -tock, tick -tock.

I didn't know that was you.

How are you? I forgot how tall you are.
I know. How are you? Beautiful.

Nice to see you.

So glad to see you.

You look fantastic.

No, you look light.

Do you need a flower crown? I'm kidding.

Yeah, I was going to say absolutely not.
I'm going to need to get an update on

everything. Oh, girl.

Updates with this.

Updates with this.

I know. Oh, yeah.

I'm looking forward to getting to know
Bose even better. So whatever was

clouding my relationship with Bose will
be cleared.

I thought Kyle was pretty cold and
closed off. If she opens up, if she

out, then I will be her friend.

And if she doesn't do any of those
things, I'll be her acquaintance.

Girl, so before everybody else comes
here, what is going on? Listen, we're

waiting on Kathy.

Oh, good. Rachel Zoe.

Yes. And Sutton.

Sutton who?

Hold on.

I got everything I needed to get out
with Sutton.

Everything. I mean, I don't understand
why you think you're superior to anyone.

I don't think I'm superior to anyone.

Well, you certainly behave like it.

I can still be around her. I can still
be cordial. I don't need to fight with

her.

I'm not looking for trouble tonight with
Sutton.

But if she goes there, I will meet her
there.

Delta does not have Garcelle.

Well.

Or Avi.

How does she feel about that?

I think she's confused.

There she is.

Guess what? We were just talking about
you.

Were your ears burning?

Coming up.

I saw Moe in Athens.

Someone tried to set me up with him.

What?

Oh, hell no.

Listen, we're waiting on Kathy.

Oh, good. Yes.

Sutton. I forgot about her for a sec.

Sutton who?

There she is.

We were just talking about you. Huh? You
look so pretty. How are you?

I like that color green, Sutton.

Beautiful sunglasses. I don't know.

I'm tripping on my dress.

Well, at least you're on two feet.

Truly. Can we get out of the beams of
the rays? Yeah, why don't we go to the

shade? And then we can all start eating
because Kathy's late.

It is hot.

Kaylee's over there making a flower
crown. I'm just kidding.

I really like Kaylee.

And he looks adorable. Every time I see
him, he's so friendly and so warm.

I love it.

I'm sorry to hear that you, Kyle and
Erica, were updating Boze and I about

the annulment.

Christian, her marriage was annulled. It
was annulled. Whose marriage was

annulled? But what are you going to do
about it? There's nothing I can do about

it. You can just have a better life.
That's revenge.

Honestly. Amen.

Yeah, we can shake on that one. Oh, what
are you shaking on?

I'm touching her hand.

I don't want that to then turn. It's
not.

And that's the part that's like, oh.

You have my word.

Look, we haven't talked, so I don't know
what happened with Garcelle or Avi.

Now you're an empty nester. There's just
a lot happening.

That was very rough.

I think what happened with Garcelle
really.

What happened?

I don't know.

She didn't say anything.

The last time that I saw Garcelle, she
was walking out on me and everybody

Well, guess what? We're going to get a
cast photo.

I'm out.

Oh, no.

I'm not. For real?

I'm not doing it.

She left?

We're supposed to have supper.

I texted again and again and again.

She did not text back.

Do you think that for her it was more of
an alliance and less of a friendship?

I have a hard time believing that.

I loved Garcelle.

We were best friends.

I've known him since I was 13 years old.
Did he take your

virginity? Why do you want to go there?

I love you. I love you too.

I didn't see her as just an ally.

I just don't like people to talk about
her like that.

For me, I was surprised when I heard
that she wasn't talking to you. Yeah. I

felt that she was certainly upset with
me, that I didn't have her back. I don't

know for what reason. And also felt that
you sort of left her out to dry, too.

We will never know because she's not
speaking to me. She's not speaking to

So we don't know. And we can play the
guessing game for eternity.

And because of that, I really had to
just take a minute. Yeah, or like a

of months to be quiet and really be calm
and remember who I am.

When Sutton and I are in private, it's
completely different.

than when she was with Garcelle.

Now that Garcelle is not here, I would
like to see Sutton just be the Sutton

that I know, one -on -one, and be
consistent.

That would be great.

Look how pretty.

So peaceful.

Uh -oh, we've got people.

Hi. How are you?

Good to see you. You already have a
crowd.

I love like a tiara. I've known Rachel
for many years socially. We have friends

in common.

I've seen her in Aspen.

So I know her, but I don't know her
well.

Hi. Hi.

How are you?

How are you? I'm good. How are you
doing?

Hi,

I'm Rachel. I mean, oh, my gosh.

Rachel, I'm Erica. So nice to meet you.

Thank you. Such a pleasure.

Nice to meet you. Good to meet you, too.

Close as an old friend.

Come on, girl. Let's go in.

Wait. Oh, no. My crown is slipping.
Hold.

He said she was on your podcast. That
was one of my favorite episodes of the

podcast. Oh, I know. I so enjoyed it.

Hours and hours and hours.

I know Rachel, though, through a lot of
mutual friends. But it was really when

she invited me to be a guest on her
podcast last year. We got to know each

really, really well. And we just hit it
off like fire.

Should I pick it off or you like the
crown? No, I actually love the crown

the jewel. Great. It's perfect. I
figured.

Am I the only person eating here? But I
haven't eaten all day.

Should I sit over here? Sit here, honey.
Guys, I feel like I'm in the first day

of school. I know. You are. I know.

Is this the cool girl's table, you guys?

Kathy, do you want me to put your bag
somewhere?

You know, I just don't want to have it
on the ground.

Kathy, did you just pull a pair of jeans
out of your bag? Look how cute these

rag and bones are.

Oh.

You pulled that out of your bag? I got
them for Kyle.

Who pulls a pair of jeans?

Out of her bag.

I literally don't know.

I swear I don't know. But I don't know
anything Kathy does. I just roll with it

in the moment. I just want everyone to
know that the parties at my house are

most boyish.

I have like...

I have dinosaurs.

How many boys do you have?

They're 14 and 11.

I can't believe 14. Isn't that wild?

I was with my ex -husband for 18 years
before we had kids. Wow.

That's a long time. But it's done. It's
done. Like I can do whatever, be

whatever.

How long has it been going on?

It's been exactly a year. I left a year
ago.

Or hard.

Both. I feel like she's in such a great
place.

to act as a ballast, even for you,
Dorit, you know, like given where you

and, you know, the wildness.

Listen, I don't think anyone should stay
together that isn't happy. Kids want

parents that love them, not parents that
don't love each other. And I think

that... And they can feel it. They can
feel it.

I think it's very interesting what
Rachel's saying about her kids. Like, I

Dorit feels very strongly or did feel
very strongly about the kids not knowing

anything.

When you have two small children and
you're separated and you're trying to

shield them. You can't shield the
children forever.

I don't plan to shield them forever.

So where are you now with that? Do the
kids know now?

Yeah. Yes. They do know.

Jagger has known and Phoenix.

Well, they both know.

Dorit has a tendency to talk in circles,
so that the more she says, the more

lost you get.

Dorit, since you filed, have you sat
them down and said, we're getting

Do the kids know now?

Yes. They do know.

Well, they both know.

Since you filed, have you sat them down
and said, we're getting divorced?

No.

With Jagger, I'm having the hardest time
with. How old is he?

He's 11.

Right. And he made a couple of comments,
like, alluding to the fact that, like,

duh, I know that you and Daddy are, you
know, divorced, not together.

Oh, wow. And I was like, oh, okay.

And then I was like, how do you feel
about that?

Very much a brush off. But boys do that.
The boys do that. That's exactly it.

When Mo and I first started having
problems, we didn't tell the girls.

Obviously, they felt the shift. So when
everything sort of blew up, they said,

we need you to be honest with us.

Find the right moment. Find the right
time.

I mean, they can't be 35 and you're
telling them, kids, it's time.

that we have a talk with you.

Obviously, I've got two young kids, so I
worry about them, I think about them.

I'm a mama bear, but I want to be happy.
I want peace. I want to be happy.

Does it bother you with PK?

What, that he's running around with
girls?

Um... Rachel, I thought I was harsh.

I think, if I'm honest, I think he saw
Moe.

Moe and PK are friendly.

And he thought, why not me? Let me do
it!

Let me get on the train. Kyle, I saw Mo
in Aspen.

Someone tried to set me up with him.

What?

Oh, yeah. One night at one event. And I
was like, that's Kyle's ex -husband. Are

you mental?

Like, no.

Do you know what it's like? It's like
when someone's famous and another

famous. It's like you guys know each
other.

And you're like, actually.

No, we don't know each other.

And also, maybe it's a bad idea.

I mean, is there anybody left in Beverly
Hills that Mo hasn't tried to get with?

He hasn't tried to get with me. Let's
just make that clear.

I think that because Mo and PK are good
friends, well, then when we separated

and Mo was off being Mo, PK saw that and
was like, oh, my God, he's living his

best life. I'll go live my best life.

And I can dip in and dip out and see my
kids. There was a lot of talking about

it.

Yeah, that's tough.

PK is a world -class partier. Mo is,
like, in the kindergarten soccer league,

and PK is winning the premier league.
How about that?

He sucks, and you don't want to be with
a narcissist. And, like, honestly, if it

didn't happen now, it's going to happen
in five years.

Sorry, I'm sorry.

I got like I'm sorry.

I don't know don't apologize.

I'm loving every single Sorry, is that
your mouth like?

What's it like for you?

When you see pictures of Moe first time
I was like oh yeah, it was shocking

Thanks, but now I've seen a few I'm like
are you dating them?

I'm not I'm single

But are you like, well, I only say that
because I feel like he's running around

doing whatever.

But you feel like you can.

I can. I'm just not. Okay.

Electively not wanting to. I mean, I'm
just, I just haven't been leaving my

house. Kyle.

But guess what? I've been happy. That is
about to change, my friend. Like three

nights a week, you have to go out.
Three?

Three. Yes. Not one. Three.

Kyle, it's so much easier to stay in
your bathrobe or your pajamas and not

the house. Right. It is so much easier.
I am so with you. But once you're out,

you're going to go to sleep feeling so
full. I swear to God it worked.

I'm going to go. I'm going.

Are you going right now? I'm going too.

I feel like I'm ready to go. Does anyone
else want to have a hot girl summer? I

do.

I want to have a hot girl summer. Hot
girl summer?

Hell yeah.

I don't even know what a hot girl summer
really means.

Well, my idea of a hot girl summer is
not with these chicks, okay? It's in bed

with a man.

Don't leave her hanging.

I want to have a hot girl summer. Okay,
okay, okay, hot girl summer.

Let's go, baby.

Woo, bikinis for everyone.

Rachel, what else happened with them?

Look. I'm a girl's girl.

But in order to be friends, I want to
know the information so that I can also

helpful. Why don't you ask what you
really want to ask?

I could go Brad. I could go Angelina.

This piece on the Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills.

Drop it!

Oh, my God. I have to know what you
want.

Someone who likes sex.

Wow. Is he your official man friend?
Yes. That was a hard one.

Look at that.

This is so Beverly Hills.

Oh, my God.

Like, 100 % have to own this.

Hot girl summer!

This is hot girl summer adventure style.

Lauren! Lauren!

Welcome to Villa Bibiani.

You have your private sauna.

Oh, my God!

to our new friend.

She's been here a minute though.

I'm new new.

You are not being clear about your life.

She's intimidated.

Because I'm young and successful and I'm
not financially dependent on a man and

she outsourced her financial well -being
to a man and it didn't go well.

Read the room and know your place.

Do you remember?

I can remember.

You're lying.

And you know what doesn't lie?

The camera.

Those days of me sitting there, grinning
and bearing it, swallowing it, taking

it, those days are over.

I'm not even talking about that. I need
to stop.

Why, Garcella? Because it was all about
something.

I am interjecting because this is a
three -way thing. Erica, I'm not doing

I'm not going to stop talking to you.
Help yourself.

I wanted a hot girl somewhere and I'm
not having one at all.