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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe when they made me
Yeah they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid
and refined, totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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Nothin' like sunshine to get a
little color on your face, eh, Milo?
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[sighs]
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- [squeaking]
- [whimpers]
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You know what
would hit the spot?
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A nice frozen confection!
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Excellent.
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Thanks to my neuro-suckulator,
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I now possess the means
to conquer Edge City.
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What do you know? It's
the Bad Humor Man himself!
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Got any Italian Ices
in here, soda jerk?
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The Mask!
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I'll ice you!
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[chuckling]
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Hoo-yah!
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Why didn't you just say you
weren't the ice cream man?
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Milo! Play ball!
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[growls]
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Home plate, you bum! Home plate!
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[grunts]
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He's out!
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Milo! We need a medic over here!
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Blink twice if you
can hear me, boy.
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[barks]
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I said, "Blink twice,"
soldier. Not "swap spit!"
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You call that a ray-gun,
Pretorius? [Laughs]
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Didn't even singe the dog.
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[gasps]
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The contents of
my neuro-suckulator
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have been downloaded
into an unintended host!
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Mental note... Get that dog.
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[yawning] What a day.
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Night, Milo.
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[Milo sighs]
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[chuckles sleepily]
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[snoring]
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[whimpers]
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[chuckles]
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Milo! Milo's gone!
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What if he ran away?
Or was dog-napped?
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Sold for laboratory
experiments...
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What do I do?
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Where do I look?
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[panting] I've got to find him!
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That's right!
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Celebrating the centennial
of the birth of Limbo,
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the Coco Bongo proudly present,
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Limbo-Lympics!
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The party starts now,
and goes all night long!
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La, la, la! I can't hear you!
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[yelling] It's no use.
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It's seared into my brain.
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Wear the mask, get Limbo fever,
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and risk not finding Milo!
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[man on TV] Hey
you! Missing a pet?
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Hurts, doesn't it?
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Like having your kneecaps
broken by creditors!
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This TV ad was expensive,
so help us both out and hire me,
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the world's best and
only pet detective.
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[tires screeching]
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[gibbering]
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Ace Ventura?
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I'm his assistant.
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Mr. Ventura will be with
you as soon as he finishes
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scouting your foyer for clues.
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Can I offer you
something while you wait?
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A beverage, perhaps?
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Ah, no thank you.
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[gibbering]
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Spike needs to
use the facilities.
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It's a long ride from Miami,
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during which, we enjoyed a
variety of high fiber snacks.
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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
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All righty, then.
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The Jack Russell Terrier fur I found
on your doorstep is over 24 hours old.
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I... see. So?
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So? That means your beloved
Milo left or was absconded off with
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via the only other means
in your apartment...
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- The window.
- The window?
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That's a three-story drop.
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That's absurd.
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I don't tell you how
to comb your hair,
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don't tell me how to do my job!
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Two words: styling gel.
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Now, do you know anyone
with a motive to wish Milo harm?
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No. Not that I can
think of... My nose!
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Ipkiss!
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I heard your mangy
mutt was gone.
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Good timing. I'm
starting a no pets policy.
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I think we have
our first suspect.
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[toilet flushes]
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[humming]
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[shouting]
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Say hello to Mr. Stinky!
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[Mrs. Peenman yelling]
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Let me out! Let me out!
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Do not go in there
without an oxygen tank.
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[gagging, spraying]
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What do you know about the
dog, you cut rate chicken hands?
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What do you know?
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[Mrs. Peenman]
Nothing! I swear, nothing!
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Let me out!
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What'd I get myself into?
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I don't know who's crazier.
This guy or the Mask?
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- [yelps]
- [gibbering]
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[Stanley] No!
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[panting]
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Mr. Stinky would've cracked her.
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She's clean.
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The closet!
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Always a good source for clues.
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No! I mean, it's...
full of dirty socks.
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You do not want to
go in there. [Chuckling]
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- Please.
- [laughing] Fair enough.
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Come on, Spike. Let's find
us a Jack Russell Terrier.
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I'll come with you.
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I'm sorry, but I
can't let you do that.
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Insurance regulations
prohibit non-professionals
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from entering the work area.
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Ipkiss is hiding something.
Something inside that closet!
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Could be an inside job,
Spike... Spike? Spike!
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Oh, man. This Ace
character's kind of... unwell.
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Milo's safety may depend
on the Mask after all.
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[rumbling]
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Smokin'!
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Ah... Ipkiss has
a partner in crime.
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Hm. No sign of the pet dick.
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Oh, well. Can't
say I didn't try.
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It's Limbo time!
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[Ace] Hold it right
there, fancy pants!
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- Hm?
- I'm taking you down
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for the abduction
of one Milo the dog.
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Oh yeah? Try it.
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I will!
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After a brief pause,
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for a fresh change of shorts.
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[guns cocking]
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Put the military
industrial complex down.
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We don't want anyone
to get hurt. [Grunts]
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[shouts]
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I can do anything.
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I am the Wedginator.
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Wedgie!
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You messed up the do.
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And nobody messes with the do!
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A little more off the top?
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Gee, let me think.
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Either, A, I'm losing my mind.
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Or, B, you possess
super human powers
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dictated by the laws
of cartoon physics.
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You're one smart cookie, Cubby.
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Confess!
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What's your motive?
Where's the dog?
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- [birds chirping]
- Hey!
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A little loyalty, feathered
friends. I'm a pet detective!
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Come on, come on. A clue,
anything that might lead me to Milo.
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- [alarm ringing]
- Rise and shine!
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[yelling]
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[Ace yelling]
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Limbo-Lympics?
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Ole. A man after my own heart.
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[all groaning]
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My spine... Ladies
and gentlemen,
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we having a new world record!
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[all cheering, clapping]
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Not so fast... That's my medal.
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Yeah? Earn it, chump.
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[cheering]
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A new champion!
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We know how low you can go...
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How high can you fly?
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[all] Ooh...
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You know, I do love a challenge.
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- [yelling]
- Yahoo's a who?
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[continues yelling]
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[screams]
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Whoa. The bugs get
bigger every summer.
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Doyle! That's the Mask!
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Excellent follow through, boys.
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Take him downtown and book him.
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- Why, who are you...
- Shh.
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[man on radio] All points
bulletin! Now, listen up.
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Breaking and entering in progress
at the MacGuffin Space Center.
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One of the perpetrators has
been identified as a D-O-G...
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- [yelps]
- I repeat, a dog.
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What kind of dog is it?
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That's police property
you're breathing all over.
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And I highly recommend
disinfecting it before using it again.
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That's Gin!
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Sorry, officers, but
that could be our dog.
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Which means this man is innocent
of the crime I accused him of.
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Unless he's capable of being in
two places at once, which I doubt.
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I'm sorry, did you
say something?
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I'm taking him downtown
and booking him,
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and you're going with him.
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I'm sorry, but a certain
dog's safety dictates...
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that I just can't
let you do that!
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Take care now! Bye-bye, then.
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Somebody stop us! [cackles]
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[struggling]
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[screams]
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That's impossible. Only one person in
the world knows those security codes.
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Hey, what's with the dog?
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The final access code,
my canine partner in crime.
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[whistles] Pretorius,
I'm calling you out.
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Gee, I never thought the
suspect would be a robot.
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Never mind that, deputy.
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When he draws, grab the pooch.
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Ahh!
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[screams]
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Dang, messed up the do.
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Come on, boy.
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[barks]
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The dog has served its purpose.
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Thanks to you, Mask,
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I now have what I came for.
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Yes, yes! We got the dog!
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Then my work here is done.
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I'm a space age bachelor with
parties to attend, and people to wedgie.
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Ooh-boo-du-boo, little fella.
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Ready to go home to Stanley?
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My good man, I can't
say I know a Stanley.
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And what exactly do you
mean by "Ooh-boo-du-boo?"
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- [gasps]
- [both scream]
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[screams] The horror!
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[screams] The humanity!
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- Then again, talking dog.
- [cash register opening]
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[clears throat] Perhaps
I can clarify matters.
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My name is Professor
Quartermass,
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I'm an astronomer at the
MacGuffin Space Center.
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Somehow, I've come to
possess the body of this dog.
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Well, I'll be the
dot on my head.
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I'm receiving a
message from beyond:
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"If his brain is in Milo's
body..." You think?
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Milo's brain is in Professor
Quartermass's body?
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Pretorius performed
a brain switch!
256
00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:56,826
Words I thought I'd never speak.
257
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,278
I have two very
important questions.
258
00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:05,283
Where were you when you
suddenly became like a dog?
259
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:09,667
Actually, I was on my lunch break
enjoying the sunshine in Landfill Park.
260
00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:12,256
Landfill Park, of course.
261
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:14,534
That's where we'll find
Professor Quartermass,
262
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:16,570
and Milo's brain.
263
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,470
I'm sorry, you had
a second question?
264
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:23,301
Right. As a talking dog,
perhaps you can enlighten me.
265
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:26,373
The butt sniffing thing.
What's that about?
266
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:34,347
So, Pretorius obviously
owns a brain sucking machine
267
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:36,349
that zapped the
Professor's brainwaves,
268
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,730
which Pretorius
accidentally zapped into Milo,
269
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,181
thus giving Pretorius a
motive for the dog-napping.
270
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,253
And you were here in Landfill
Park to see it all happen!
271
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:47,636
Do you have to keep
talking about brains?
272
00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,500
I mean, it's kind of gross.
273
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:54,160
And Pretorius forced you to reveal
the access code to the space center.
274
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:57,991
So he could steal the
greatest find of the century.
275
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:01,684
- That's right!
- Milo!
276
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,652
[whimpering, panting]
277
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:10,314
[laughing] Milo!
278
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:16,320
Oh, that's rather
hard on the eyes.
279
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,391
Yuck!
280
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:27,710
[chuckling] You know, he
really... reminds me of me.
281
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,093
OK, we've got the dog,
we've got the dog's brain,
282
00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:35,270
now we just need the brain sucking
machine to switch them both back.
283
00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:36,523
So, where do we find Pretorius?
284
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:39,412
I'm sorry, I can't
help you there.
285
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:42,518
During the walk from his
hideout to the space center,
286
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:45,694
I was unfortunately
focused on one thing.
287
00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:48,145
Please tell.
288
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:50,906
[clears throat] A bone.
289
00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:55,083
Pretorius... bribed
me with the bone.
290
00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:58,845
Well, you walked.
Did nature call?
291
00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,364
[sighs]
292
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:03,643
Seven or eight times all told.
293
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:06,887
It would seem dogs
have rather weak bladders.
294
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,683
Professor Quartermass,
you left a trail.
295
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,513
Now lead the way.
296
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:20,867
The abandoned power station!
297
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:22,627
[both yelling]
298
00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:26,838
[panting] About time!
My dogs are barkin'.
299
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,357
[barking]
300
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:32,154
By the way, in case we
don't make it out alive,
301
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:34,674
I just want you to
know one thing...
302
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:38,402
- Figured it out.
- Figured what out?
303
00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:39,817
- [barking]
- [yelps]
304
00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:42,026
Animals don't lie
and Milo's actions,
305
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,855
as represented by
Professor Quartermass,
306
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:47,721
clearly indicate what can only be the
intimate bond between pet and owner.
307
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,551
That, being one Stanley Ipkiss.
308
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,588
Which means he and you
must be one and the same!
309
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:55,591
Besides, my monkey's got photos.
310
00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:59,630
- Cheater.
- [barks]
311
00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:08,225
- [barks]
- Shh.
312
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:11,124
[Pretorius] You are too
late to stop me, Mask.
313
00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:15,197
For, you see, with the help of
Professor Quartermass's brain,
314
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:20,133
I stole the satellite probe
fresh from its mission to Mars.
315
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:23,999
Within it, a highly
valuable specimen:
316
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,865
A fossil containing the DNA
317
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:31,558
of a prehistoric
Martian life form.
318
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:36,080
Or, should I say,
used to contain?
319
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:40,257
For mere moments ago,
I reanimated the DNA
320
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:45,020
to bring you
ancient Martian man.
321
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,367
Talking dogs, maybe.
322
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:50,198
Life on Mars? I don't think so.
323
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:54,374
[growling]
324
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:57,550
- [both scream]
- Destroy them!
325
00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:59,448
[growling]
326
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,657
- That's the brain sucker?
- Yep.
327
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:05,661
Take care then. Bye-bye now.
328
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:11,184
[grunting]
329
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:14,774
[grunting]
330
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:17,432
I will pin you like...
331
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:20,297
an easily pinned thing.
332
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:23,645
- [groans]
- [growls]
333
00:19:23,714 --> 00:19:25,681
But first...
334
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,478
some immediate
medical attention!
335
00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:34,207
OK... All righty,
say "headcheese."
336
00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:37,072
'Cause you're about to
have your brain switched!
337
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:38,798
[yelling]
338
00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:47,945
You are not champion
Limbo material.
339
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:52,743
Oh, I really hurt him! Ah!
340
00:19:57,679 --> 00:20:01,234
[Pretorius] I say...
[Martian growling]
341
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:04,824
- [Professor] Mental note...
- [Ace] All righty then.
342
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:06,653
- [gibbering]
- [Pretorius] I say...
343
00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:08,207
[grunts]
344
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:12,625
[Mask] Waiter...
[Martian growling]
345
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:17,285
[Spike laughs]
346
00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:18,872
[Martian growls]
347
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,667
[Mask] Smokin'!
348
00:20:20,736 --> 00:20:22,876
Round and round she goes,
349
00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:26,432
where she stops... [growls]
350
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,606
[grunts]
351
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:32,921
- [Professor] Good show...
- [panting]
352
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,199
- I say...
- Mental note...
353
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,857
[indistinct chatter]
354
00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:42,206
[growling]
355
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,691
- [gibbering]
- [growling]
356
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:51,491
Fighting dirty... Capital idea.
357
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,012
Allow me to locate the
brute's center of gravity.
358
00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:57,980
[grunts]
359
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:06,955
This could be
scary... like a glove.
360
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:10,683
I've got my brain!
I've got my brain!
361
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,651
[barking, pants]
362
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,515
Good show.
363
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:18,346
Peter Piper picked a
pot of pickled peppers.
364
00:21:18,415 --> 00:21:23,178
- Oh, yeah!
- This is very bad indeed.
365
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:25,560
Losers!
366
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,429
[Pretorius] Stop! Help
me get out of here!
367
00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:34,293
Oh, no! Help!
368
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:37,917
With your permission, I'll send our
Martian back to Mars where he belongs.
369
00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,643
Mind and body!
370
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,622
Hey, listen, thanks for
everything, Ace, really.
371
00:21:53,691 --> 00:21:57,108
But, there's just
one tiny little thing.
372
00:21:57,177 --> 00:22:00,215
[chuckles] I'm gonna
need those photos.
373
00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:02,217
[gibbers]
374
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:04,150
[sighs, chuckles]
375
00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:07,602
This is one secret I'd
like to keep a secret.
376
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:10,984
No sweat, my dual
natured compadre.
377
00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:12,986
Take care then. Bye-bye now.
378
00:22:15,679 --> 00:22:17,681
[chuckles] See you.
379
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,268
[sighs]
380
00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:22,064
My mask!
381
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,860
Spike, where we're going,
382
00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:27,138
they don't have masks.
383
00:22:27,207 --> 00:22:30,901
Wait! Come back!
384
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:34,732
[sobbing]
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