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♪ I GOTCHA WITH MY WINNING SMILE ♪

♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪

♪ JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪

♪ I'M NOUVEAU DECO, ROMAN-GRECO ♪

♪ ROCOCO BARROCO ♪

♪ BE-BOP HIP-HIP FLIP FLOP ♪

♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪

♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES LIKE MINE ♪

♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪

♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪

♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME ♪

♪ YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪

♪ WHOLESALE AND KIND, STAID AND REFINED ♪

♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪

♪ ARCH VILLAINS AND NEVER DO WELLS ♪

♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪

♪ GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪

♪ WELL THERE'S ONE LAST THING I GOT TO SING ABOUT ♪

♪ OPEN UP WIDE AND REALLY SHOUT ♪

♪ OH, LOOK OUT ♪

♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪

SMOKIN'!

OH! HE'S FANTASTIC.

HE'S AMAZING.

YO-HO, OVER HERE.

HE'S MINE.

NO, ME. OOH.

LADIES YOU ALL WANT ME,

BUT WHO IS TRULY DESERVING

OF A DANCE PARTNER THAT'S SLICKER THAN GREASE...

PRANCIER THAN FRED...

AND MORE GLAMOROUS THAN GINGER.

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU.

FUN CROWD.

THIS REALLY BURNS ME UP.

SOMETHING FUNNY IS GOING ON AROUND HERE

AND I'M NOT DOING IT.

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE.

♪

COME ON, SHOW YOURSELVES.

I'M NOT MONKEYING AROUND HERE.

THE GOOFALOTATOTS!

HE'S STINKO.

SHE'S PINKO AND I'M SNOT.

I'M NOT PINKO, STINKO.

NO. I'M STINKO.

HE'S PINKO AND SHE'S SNOT.

SHE'S NOT WHAT?

I LOVE THESE GUYS.

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

OKAY.

BUT IF YOU REALLY LOVE US...

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY US?

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE

TO JOIN THESE TWO IN JOLLY MATRIMONY.

♪

STRIKE THREE!

OUT!

TOTS, THIS MEANS WAR.

GET HIM!

♪

STINKO, PINKO, SNOT, I'VE BEEN LOOKING

ALL OVER FOR YOU GUYS.

WHY, IT'S STU.

STU WHO?

STU SCHPEELIER. OUR MANAGER, SILLY.

OR OUR SILLY MANAGER.

STU, MASK. MASK, STU.

YEAH. RIGHT. BEAUTIFUL! LOVE YOU BABY.

BUT WE ARE IN TOWN TO PROMOTE THE SHOW

NOT WASTE ALL YOUR BEST MATERIAL

ON SOME LOCAL CLOWN.

SO, I'M A CLOWN, AM I?

LIKE I'M HERE TO AMUSE YOU. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

NOW HOLD ON, BABE.

JUST NO DEMANDS.

YOU REALLY HURT ME STU.

I THINK YOU'D BETTER JUST GO, GO.

GO-GO?

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, LET ME OUT OF HERE.

STINKO! PINKO!

SNOT!

BRAVO, BRAVO!

JUST LISTEN TO THAT CROWD, THEY LOVE US.

OR FEAR US. I CAN NEVER TELL WHICH.

YOU ARE OUR KIND OF GUY, MASK.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DRIVE THIS CROWD WILD.

WHAT DO I SAY?

SOMEBODY STOP US.

♪

BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY.

MY, MY, MY!

I DO BELIEVE THOSE ZANY TOTS

ARE ABOUT TO TAKE EDGE CITY BY STORM.

♪

JULIE MARIE MCDONALD HERE LIVE

FROM EDGE CITY PLAZA WHERE THOUSANDS

OF FRANTIC FANS HAVE TURNED OUT

FOR THE GOOFALOTATOTS' ONE-TIME-ONLY APPEARANCE.

SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, FOLKS,

THE GOOFALOTATOTS INVASION IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

THE GOOFALOTATOTS IN PERSON.

OH, OH, I LOVE THOSE GUYS.

HEY, MISTER. STAY AWAY FROM ME, OKAY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS.

AS MAYOR OF YOUR FAIR CITY, I AM PROUD TO PRESENT

THE THREE, THE ONLY, GOOFALOTATOTS!

♪

STINKO, PINKO, SNOT I AM PLEASED

TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS KEY.

EDGE CITY IS YOURS.

WHY, THANK YOU.

DOES IT RUN ON REGULAR OR UNLEADED?

THIS IS A GREAT HONOR, SIR.

I BET THIS COULD OPEN A LOT OF DOORS FOR US POLITICALLY.

AND EVEN SOME POLITICAL DRAWERS.

GET OFF!

EW, IT LOOKS LIKE A WIDE-SCALE COVER UP TO ME.

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS SUCH A HUGE SEAT... IN OFFICE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, GANG, SHOULD WE BEGIN

BRIEFING THE MAYOR?

YEAH!

NO!

YEOW!

♪

LOOK AT THE MAYOR!

YOU KNOW FOLKS, AS PROFESSIONAL ANNOYANCES,

WE ARE OFTEN ASKED WHAT TYPE OF PERSON

WE LIKE TO GOOF ON MOST.

WELL, JUST BETWEEN US,

WE GO GA-GA FOR POLITICAL FIGURES.

HELLO, LADDIES.

OH, OH.

SO, ASK NOT WHAT CITY HALL CAN DO FOR YOU

BUT WHAT WE CAN DO TO CITY HALL.

AND NOW, PLEASE RISE FOR THE SINGING

OF OUR IRRATIONAL ANTHEM.

♪

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T,

BUT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PASS UP A CHANCE

TO GOOF AROUND WITH THE GOOFALOTATOTS?

HEY!

♪ HMM, HMM, HMM, HMM HMM, HMM, HMM, HMM ♪

♪ WE'RE THE GOOFALOTATOTS AND WE LOVE FUN ♪

♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO LIP OR GUM FROM ANYONE ♪

♪ WE'RE THE TOTS OF GOOFALOT ♪

- ♪ PINKO ♪ - ♪ STINKO ♪

♪ AND SHE'S SNOT ♪

♪ WE'RE THE GOOFALOTATOTS AND WE LOVE FUN ♪

♪ WE'RE INSANE, DEMENTED, CUCKOO, ON THE RUN ♪

♪ ALWAYS QUICK LOOKING FOR SOME THINGS TO BE FUN ♪

♪ AND OUR JOKES ARE SO INFECTIOUS ♪

♪ WHICH IS WHY THEY SO DETEST US ♪

♪ WE'RE THE GOOFALOTATOTS AND WE LOVE FUN ♪♪

♪

OVER HERE, YOU BRAINLESS BUFFOON.

GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS FOOLISH MASK OFF OF ME.

♪

EXCELLENT! MOST EXCELLENT.

MY PLAN EVOLVES APACE.

WITH THE MASK'S UNWITTING ASSISTANCE,

SOON EVERY LAST EDGE CITY OFFICIAL

WILL BE UNFIT FOR DUTY.

THEN AND ONLY THEN

WILL EDGE CITY BEND TO MY RULE.

AND I'll HAVE THE GOOFALOTATOTS.

TO THANK FOR IT.

HA-HA-HA-HA.

♪

YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME.

I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS MUCH SINCE THE CARTER ADMINISTRATION.

WE NEITHER.

WE'RE LIKE A TEAM.

FOUR PEAS IN A POD.

AND IN RECOGNITION FOR YOUR INVALUABLE

DISSERVICE TO YOUR COMMUNITY...

WE'D LIKE TO MAKE YOU AN HONORARY MEMBER

OF THE DIPLOMATATOTS.

WOW!

I'M TOUCHED.

WE KNOW, WE'VE SEEN YOUR MEDICAL RECORD.

THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION.

LAST ONE TO THE COCOBONGO IS A ROTTEN DANCER.

FREEZE, SOLDIER.

AS A DULY AND NEWLY-APPOINTED

MEMBER OF THE ELITE GOOF CORPS

THE FIRST THING YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN

IS THAT THE GOOFALOTATOTS ALWAYS FINISH

WHAT THEY START.

WOO-WOO-WOO.

AND TO THAT END, WE WILL NOT REST

UNTIL EVERY LAST EDGE CITY

PAPER-PUSHING OFFICIAL

IS REDUCED TO A DROOLING LUMP

OF BABBLING INCOMPETENCE.

ARE WE CLEAR?

YES, SIR.

ARE WE CLEAR?

YES, SIR!

WELL, OKAY THEN.

LET'S MOVE OUT. ON THE DOUBLE.

MOVE, MOVE MOVE.

♪

COMMISSIONER, IT'S GETTING LATE.

WILL YOU BE STAYING LONG?

I'M AFRAID SO, ERIC.

THIS GOOFALOTATOT MANIA IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THEY TOILET-PAPERED CITY HALL.

WELL, IF YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ME, SIR.

I'll BE FINE. GOOD NIGHT.

CRAZY GOOFS. OUGHT TO BE LOCKED UP.

♪

HELLO? WHO IS IT?

WHO'S THERE?

♪

YOU!

WHAT IN SAM HILL ARE DOING, MISTER?

WELL, CAN'T YOU SEE? IT'S A BUNNY.

THIS IS A HORSEY. AND THIS IS THREE HAMS.

- ♪ HELLO ♪ - ♪ HELLO ♪

HELLO!

OH, NO! NOT YOU THREE.

OKAY. THEN HOW ABOUT THREE EWES?

NO, I'M ALLERGIC!

AND NOW FOR THE SHEER FUN OF IT.

NO, HEY, YOU, YOU PUT

YOU PUT THOSE DOWN RIGHT NOW.

THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

BUT THE GOOFALOTATOTS' MIDNIGHT REIGN OF TERROR

DIDN'T END THERE.

ONE AFTER ANOTHER,

EDGE CITY OFFICIALS WERE SUBJECTED

TO THE TOTS' MINDLESS BRAND OF SHENANIGANS.

UNTIL THEY, TOO, WERE BRANDED MINDLESS

BABBLING, INEFFECTUAL SHELLS

OF THEIR FORMER SELVES.

SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL,

ONE DISTRICT ATTORNEY, DAN DOUGLAS,

A QUIET MAN, ABOUT TO ENJOY

A QUIET MEAL, A TASTY BIT OF TAKEOUT

FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

HEY, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU

NARRATING MY MEAL?

OH!

OH, NO. NOT YOU GUYS.

ACTUALLY, WE'RE TWO GUYS AND A DOLL.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DINNER MUSIC?

BAND MUSIC, RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

THIS MUSIC HAS BEEN BANNED EVERYWHERE WE PLAY IT.

THEY'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

♪

THAT WAS JUST ONE OF THE MANY HAUNTING IMAGES

CAPTURED ON AMATEUR VIDEO LAST NIGHT

DURING THE GOOFALOTATOTS' UNPROVOKED ATTACK

ON EDGE CITY OFFICIALS.

MAYOR TILTON HAD THIS TO SAY

ABOUT THE FALLEN KIDDY SHOW FAVORITES.

I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM ALL!

THEY'RE RUINING EDGE CITY.

MAY WE QUOTE YOU ON THAT MAYOR?

IS WINDBAG ONE WORD OR TWO?

YEEW! YOU SEE?

THEY'RE A MENACE. I WANT THEM STOPPED.

NOW!

UNFORTUNATELY THAT WON'T BE SO EASY,

AS THOSE DARLING TOTS HAVE DRIVEN NEARLY

HALF OF CITY HALL OFF THEIR ROCKERS.

MAKEUP!

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THOSE GUYS?

I MEAN, SURE, EVERYBODY LIKES A GOOD JOKE,

BUT THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR.

I MEAN THEY'RE DRIVING PEOPLE CRAZY.

♪

DID THE MASK PUT THEM UP TO THIS?

♪

I DON'T GET IT, MILO,

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOW ME?

MY GOSH!

IT'S PRETORIUS.

OH, NO!

OH, NO, MILO. YOU DON'T THINK?

MY HEROES ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH PRETORIUS.

OH, SAY IT AIN'T SO, STINKO!

I'VE GOT TO WARN SOMEBODY ABOUT THIS.

BUT WHO?

HALF THE CITY ISN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK.

♪

OH, LIEUTENANT KELLAWAY. DOYLE.

BOY AM I GLAD YOU GUYS HAVEN'T FLIPPED YOUR LIDS.

OKAY, LISTEN.

PRETORIUS IS USING THE GOOFALOTATOTS

TO TRY TO TAKE OVER EDGE CITY.

KELLAWAY?

THAT'S SUPER COP, MISTER.

NOW BUTTON IT WHILE I DISPENSE

SOME MUCH NEEDED JUSTICE.

THAT'S FINE, SUPER COP.

JUST GIVE ME THE NICE TICKIE.

ACTUALLY IT'S TWO TICKETS, CITIZEN.

ONE FOR YOU AND A GUEST

TO THE ANNUAL MAYOR'S BALL.

ALL OF CITY HALL'S FINEST WILL BE THERE.

WITH BELLS ON.

LET'S FLY, SUPER DOYLE.

HOLD IT! SUPER COPS.

WE'VE GOT TO STOP PRETORIUS.

WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HE'LL STRIKE NEXT.

LIKE, OH SAY, THE MAYOR'S BALL.

AND NOW THIS MADCAP EPISODE

DRAWS TO A CLOSE.

ALL OF CITY HALL'S FINEST

HAVE GATHERED TO HONOR HIS HONOR.

I THINK THAT BY THE END

OF THE EVENING, THEY WILL BE PLEDGING

ALLEGIANCE TO SOMEONE EVEN MORE DESERVING.

NAMELY, ME!

MAYOR TILTON, THE AREA HAS BEEN SECURED.

YOU'RE CLEARED FOR ENTERING.

REALLY? YOU'RE SURE?

ABSOLUTELY, THERE'S NO WAY

THOSE GOOFS CAN CRASH THIS FUNCTION.

WHEW! WE'RE ALL CLEAR, DRIVER.

DRIVE ON.

YES, SIR, AND THANKS FOR CHOOSING

LEAD FOOT LIMOUSINE.

♪

HEY, DON'T BE SCARED.

STINKO CAN DRIVE ONE OF THESE WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.

SEE!

RED LIGHT! RED LIGHT!

MAYOR TILTON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

♪

CONTROLS FROZEN.

INSTRUMENTS MALFUNCTIONING.

WE'RE GONNA CRASH!

♪

THANKS FOR THE LIFT.

KEEP THE CHANGE.

♪

NOW THAT WE HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION...

WE'D LIKE TO PERFORM A MEDLEY OF HITS

OF THE GLORIOUS '70S.

NEVER! I WON'T ALLOW THIS.

GET DOWN FROM THERE.

SAY WHAT?

I SAID, GET DOWN!

YOU HEARD THE MAN. GET DOWN.

♪

♪ HMM, HMM, HMM, HMM HMM, HMM, HMM, HMM ♪

♪ WE'RE THE GOOFALOTATOTS AND WE LOVE FUN ♪

EVERYBODY!

♪ WE DON'T TAKE NO LIP OR GUM FROM ANYONE ♪

♪ WE'RE THE TOTS OF GOOFALOTS ♪

- PINKO. - STINKO.

AND SHE'S SNOT.

♪ WE'RE THE GOOFALOTATOTS AND WE LOVE FUN ♪

♪ WE'RE INSANE, DEMENTED, CUCKOO, WITHOUT HOPE ♪

♪ WITHOUT GUIDANCE WE ARE JUST BUNCH OF DOPES ♪

♪ WITH PRETORIUS COMES DISASTER ♪

♪ LET US SERVE OUR BRAND NEW MASTER ♪

♪ WE'RE INSANE, DEMENTED, CUCKOO, WITHOUT HOPE ♪♪

LOOK AT THEM. THE MAYOR, EVERYONE.

THEY ARE LIKE HAPPY ZOMBIES.

WHY ARE THE TOTS DOING THIS?

DON'T THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T TRUST PRETORIUS?

I HAVE TO GET IN THERE AND TALK SOME SENSE INTO THEM...

AS THE MASK.

IT'S OKAY, METAL HEAD DUDE,

I'M WITH THE BAND.

♪

JAMMIN'!

MASK, I GROW WEARY

OF YOUR INCESSANT MEDDLING.

THIS TIME, MY GREEN-FACED FRIEND,

YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH.

TOTS, DESTROY HIM!

NOW, HOLD ON FELLOWS. I'M YOUR PAL,

YOUR BUDDY, YOUR GOOMBA.

NOT HIM!

CAN'T YOU SEE?

PRETORIUS HAS TURNED YOU INTO INSTRUMENTS

OF EVIL AND DESPAIR.

HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING INSTRUMENTS?

WE'LL SHOW YOU INSTRUMENTS.

♪

HEAVY. VERY HEAVY.

OH! YOU POOR THING.

DOCTOR, WE'RE LOSING HIM!

BLOOD PRESSURE.

ANESTHETIC.

CLEAR!

SMOKIN'!

HE SPEAKS.

YOU'VE DON'T IT, DOCTOR.

THANK YOU, NURSE.

YOU MAY HIT HIM WITH THE BILL.

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, THEY'VE HURT ME DEEPLY.

I'M CRUSHED.

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THOSE GUYS?

HOW IS PRETORIUS CONTROLLING THEM

AND HOW DOES HE KEEP IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE

FOR A GUY HIS AGE?

MY MIND IS FLOODED WITH QUESTIONS.

I'VE GOT TO THINK.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OLD GANG OF MINE?

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?

WHY HAVE THEY FORSAKEN ME!

THAT'S EASY.

THEY AREN'T THE REAL GOOFALOTATOTS.

STU, BABY, GREAT TO SEE YOU.

WHAT THE NEWS? WHAT THE HAPPS?

HOW IS IT GOING?

HOW'S IT GOING?

THIS PRETORIUS GUY KIDNAPS ME,

ASSUMES MY IDENTITY,

THEN SICS EXACT DUPLICATES

OF MY TOP CLIENTS ON THE CITY.

HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING?

HMM...

DO YOU MEAN TO SAY THOSE ARE THE REAL TOTS?

NO! THEY'RE ROBOTATOTS.

CATCHY. WHEW!

RELIEF-O-RAMA.

I KNEW THAT COOKIE CREW OF MINE COULDN'T DANCE

TO THE SAME TUNE AS PRETORIUS.

BUT IF THE FAUX TOTS ARE UPSTAIRS,

THEN WHERE HAS MY ARCH NEMESIS

IMPRISONED THE REAL ONES?

WHERE ELSE, SHERLOCK?

COOL.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS NEWLY APPOINTED

MAYOR OF EDGE CITY

MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS... I'M BACK!

I'M SORRY FOR SHOOTING MY MOUTH OFF EARLIER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

I'M SUCH A LOOSE CANNON.

DO ME A FAVOR. WILL YOU?

JUST BLOW ME OFF!

FIRE ME.

BLAST ME WITH THOSE BARRELS.

I DESERVE IT!

DO IT!

HOLD IT.

YOU'RE WAY OFF TARGET, SOLDIER.

15 DEGREES WEST, 30 DEGREES EAST.

PERFECT!

YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY.

LOOK OUT!

THE GOOFALOTATOTS, I PRESUME.

MASK!

MY HERO.

BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY.

NO!

THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING.

ROBOTATOTS, STOP THEM!

HOLD! ONCE AGAIN, PRETORIUS.

IT IS TIME TO FOIL YOUR SORDID LITTLE SCHEME.

SWISH-SWISH-SWISH.

I'll TAKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT. YOU TAKE THE THREE ON THE RIGHT.

AND... BREAK!

UH, HEY, IMPOSTERS,

CAN WE TALK TO YOU A SEC?

MENTAL NOTE:

NEVER SEND A TOT

TO DO AN EVIL GENIUS' WORK.

NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,

I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE OF YOU ALL.

♪

I SHOT AN ARROW INTO THE AIR,

WHAT IT HITS, I DO NOT CARE.

♪

WHAT'S FOR DINNER, SCOUTER?

WEENIE ON A STICK.

OH! FINE!

IT'S FUNNY NOW UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE.

IT'S KIND OF SAD REALLY.

AFTER ALL, DEEP DOWN, THEY WERE JUST TOTS.

AND TOTS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN.

♪

CURSE YOU, MASK!

NOW, COMING DOWN THE LEFT SIDE,

STINKO BOT PASSES TO PINKO BOT,

PINKO BOT PASSES TO SNOT BOT,

SNOT BOT SHOOTS, SHE SCORES!

I'M... I'M WARNING YOU,

STOP THIS SILLY CHARADE.

I COMMAND YOU.

YOU, YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

HANG IN THERE, DOC, THE REGULAR SEASON

WILL BE OVER IN THREE OR FOUR WEEKS.

THEN, BRING ON THE PLAYOFFS.

WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO...

♪