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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen,
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe, when they made me
Yeah, they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid and
refined. Totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well, there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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[ringing]
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[barking]
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Oh, would you look
at that, I am so late.
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- [ringing]
- I'm never going to make it.
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I'll let the machine get that.
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[whimpers]
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Next time.
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Thank you, Milo.
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[whimpers]
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[sighs] Hello.
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Peggy! My favorite cub reporter.
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Well, well, well. How are
things in the tabloid world?
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Any recent bat boy sightings?
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Stanley, I think I have
a job for the Mask.
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Peggy,
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but Stanley's running a
little late for his job now,
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so the Mask can't come
out and play, all right?
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Where are you anyway?
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Shouldn't you be home
in bed nursing your cold?
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Stanley, Pretorius is
about to cure my cold.
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Permanently.
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Cold.
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Pretorius!
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Peggy, there are safer
places to snoop for a story
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than Edge City's resident
mad scientist laboratory.
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- Stanley!
- Peggy! Oh, no.
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- What do I do?
- [grunting]
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- [hangs up]
- Thank you, Milo.
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Smokin'.
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[coughing]
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The Mask is on his
way to foil your evil plan.
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By the way, what is your
evil plan and speak slowly.
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[sniffing]
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- No!
- How fortuitous.
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A naughty reporter
with a fresh cold.
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[sneezing]
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- Got a tissue?
- Even better.
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Oh!
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Help me, Mask!
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There is no time to
lose. Peggy is in danger.
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[sniffing]
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Mmm, hey. That a fresh pot?
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Fill her up with 10-40,
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chocolate sprinkles,
extra foam, the works.
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Got blueberry muffins coming
hot out of the oven in five minutes.
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Um... OK, I'll wait.
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Exquisite. Just the
ingredient I need
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for my most
diabolical scheme yet.
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You need phlegm? [sniffing]
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Thank you for
your... contribution.
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[screaming]
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Hey, no cut-offs in the pool!
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You know what I always say,
nothing like a good Jacuzzi.
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Leaves your skin
feeling all tingly and...
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[screaming] I'm indecent!
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So let's rumble!
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Since you enjoyed the spa,
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you must try the mud bath.
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[screams]
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Mask!
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There's your
exclusive, Ms. Brandt.
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The Mask gets terminated.
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Now, if you'll excuse
me, I must get to work
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on what no doubt will
be tomorrow's top story.
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Mental note: Refill sealing
canister with fresh lava.
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Mask? Can you hear me?
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Mud baths. Great for the pores,
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really bad for the threads.
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Mask, you're alive!
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[laughing] I could kiss you.
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Pleasure's all mine, sugar.
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[sneezing]
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Eww! Gross.
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Sorry. It's just a cold.
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Shouldn't bother
an indestructible
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crime-fighting dynamo like you.
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Should it? [blowing]
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Sorry about yesterday, Stanley.
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I didn't mean to
give you my cold.
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[sneezing]
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You never mean to
cause me trouble, Peggy.
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It's a gift you have.
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[whimpers, sneezes]
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Oh, you see? Milo's
caught your cold from me.
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Well, no matter. I didn't
get a Mask story yesterday.
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But today is another day.
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- Oh, no. Oh, no, Peggy.
- [growling]
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Don't go there.
Don't even think about
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getting me to put the
Mask on again. No way.
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Let's please keep the prison
tour group together, people.
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[coughing]
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Pretorius is planning
to take over Edge City
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and I'm stuck doing a puff
piece on prison decoration.
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Huh?
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Gotta make it happen, yeah!
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Oops.
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Warden! I dropped my purse.
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[ringing]
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[snuffling] Hello.
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Peggy, not again!
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I got a whole new problem.
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[sniffing] What?
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Oh, no rest for the wounded.
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[sneezing]
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[coughing]
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[panting]
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By the ghost of Oilcan Harry,
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I think I need a tune-up.
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All right, Tiny.
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Drop the lass, or I'll
shiver your timbers.
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[coughing]
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[wheezing]
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Argh! Who replaced my
cannonball with a hairball?
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[grumbling]
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Hmm, funny bit,
but I didn't plan that.
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[sneezing]
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Do I hear a gesundheit?
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Foul ball!
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Say, what gives?
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Is the kid's head cold
mussing up my style?
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Better check the PC.
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Boot up.
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[beeping]
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[squeaking]
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Um, I'll take medical
history for 1,000, Alex.
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[clears throat]
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"The Mask is the
picture of health
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and is absolutely
indestructible."
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Yup, that's me.
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"Except when exposed
to the common cold virus.
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In the event wearer wears
Mask while infected with a cold,
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the Mask and the
aforementioned wearer
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will meet with their demise."
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Hmm, "demean", "demotorize"...
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Ah, "demise." [gasping]
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That means... I'm history.
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The Mask and its wearer
will meet with their demise?
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[laughing]
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Oh, that's rich.
Oh, that's a gasser.
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Catch my death of
cold. How absurd.
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Uh, Mask, Walter's
going thatta way.
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Sorry, no time.
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I gotta write my will.
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And send out
funeral invitations.
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And get a cake for
the Grim Reaper.
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[laughing]
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What are you talking about?
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Look, I'm supposed to go
through seven symptoms
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before I leave this world.
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First, I sneeze my head off.
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And next, get this,
loss of bladder control.
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[laughing]
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Ooh. Pardon.
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[toilet flushing]
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[screaming]
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Oh, it's true! My
days are numbered.
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The next symptom is a head cold!
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Only if the wearer
actually wears the Mask.
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Time to nurse yourself
back to health, Stan boy.
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Yep. Head cold.
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Stanley, could you please
explain what's going on?
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It's simple, Peggy. I
can't wear the Mask
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until I recover from my cold.
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My life depends on it.
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I will now add
proto-nuclear fluid
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to Miss Brandt's cold germs,
creating a genetic mutation
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as indestructible
as the common cold.
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And every bit as contagious.
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[growling]
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[all screaming]
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[sneezing]
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[sneezing]
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[all coughing, sneezing]
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[sneezing]
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[growling]
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[siren wailing]
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[all screaming]
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[Peggy] Another
bat boy sighting.
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[coughing] Boring.
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[TV]: We interrupt this program
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to take you to a live,
on the scene report...
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[sneezing]
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Citizens of Edge City,
my super cold virus
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ensures that you will remain in
a permanent state of infection.
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Any attempt to fight the virus
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in your weakened
and miserable states,
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would be foolhardy.
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- Witness.
- [sirens wailing]
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[all coughing]
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[sneezing]
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Hold it right there, sly bucket.
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[sneezing]
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Oh! I'm so sorry, Lieutenant.
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Doyle. Cover your mouth.
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[sneezing]
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As you can see, you
may now bow to me
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as your ruler.
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So... so... [sneezing]
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That was his plan.
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He's turned my nose
goblins into a lethal weapon!
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I don't believe it.
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I could have had the exclusive.
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I could have made
the jump into real news!
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I was so close.
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[glass shattering]
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[growling]
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Soap, talk show,
infomercial, psychic hotline.
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00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,153
Oh, come on,
where's the cartoons?
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Well, that's downtown.
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[reporter] That's right, we're
reporting live from downtown
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where we're all powerless
against this rampaging monster.
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- [panting]
- Huh?
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No. No, it is not
my responsibility.
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[whimpering]
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They can call in the military.
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Even the National
Guard cannot help us.
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- [growling]
- Milo, I can't risk my life.
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I can't.
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[barking]
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- [growling]
- [Stanley] Oh, no.
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Peggy!
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[stammering]
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All right, this is it Stanley.
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Time to put up or shut up.
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Peggy's in trouble.
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[sniffing] I gotta chance it.
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- [barking]
- [thundering]
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Time to kick the
snot out of Pretorius!
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But first... Let me rest.
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I don't feel so well.
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[sneezing]
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[Peggy screaming] Oh, no!
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[sirens wailing]
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[tires screeching]
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[growling]
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I didn't realize my creation
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would turn out to be
such a mama's boy.
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You helped make him
what he is today, you know.
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[sneezing]
262
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:49,630
You're a very sick
man, Pretorius.
263
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,322
No.
264
00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:54,566
It is you who are sick.
265
00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:57,569
My germ-free micro-environment
266
00:12:57,638 --> 00:12:59,399
keeps me the picture of health.
267
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:00,883
[inhaling]
268
00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,610
[laughing]
269
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:06,164
[Mask approaching]
270
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:10,134
Sneezin'.
271
00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,446
[sneezing]
272
00:13:17,382 --> 00:13:20,351
I can't have you abusing
the president of my fan club.
273
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,422
Let go of the girl, Pretorius.
274
00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:27,392
Mask. I thought my hot
lava surprise finished you.
275
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,601
Pshaw!
276
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,052
It barely singed my nose hairs.
277
00:13:32,121 --> 00:13:34,986
[coughing]
278
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:36,367
Hmm.
279
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,748
As I was saying... [coughing]
280
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,922
Mask?
281
00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,544
What's happening to you?
282
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,271
That would be symptom
number four, Peggy.
283
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,894
Hacking cough.
284
00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:47,757
Kind of literal with
the hacking part, huh?
285
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,209
Curiouser and curiouser.
286
00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:53,073
[roaring]
287
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,941
Say, that snot's got attitude.
288
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,530
You might say,
a snotty attitude.
289
00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:04,153
[rim shot]
290
00:14:04,222 --> 00:14:06,604
Prepare for slice and dice.
291
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,989
[yelling]
292
00:14:13,991 --> 00:14:15,820
[coughing]
293
00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:23,034
No, Mask, it's no ordinary blob.
294
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:25,174
It's a cold germ blob.
295
00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:28,833
Stay away. You know how
cold germs could kill you.
296
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,008
[chuckles] Very ironic,
297
00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:33,389
that the indestructible Mask
298
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:38,429
could so fully surrender
to a mere common cold.
299
00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:40,810
Hey, loose lips!
300
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,158
Are you a reporter
or a gossip columnist?
301
00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:45,229
Oops. Sorry.
302
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:48,577
Equally ironic is how
your reporter friend
303
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:50,579
should help create the thing
304
00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:53,927
that is about to destroy you.
305
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:58,035
Now just a nose-pickin' minute.
306
00:14:58,104 --> 00:14:59,760
Peg, did this big booger pudding
307
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,866
start at the back end
of your nasal cavity?
308
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,695
Well, how was I supposed to know
309
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:06,353
that my phlegm was dangerous?
310
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,700
Now you know it ain't polite
311
00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:12,083
to go a'pokin' around
up a lady's nose.
312
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,360
[sniffing]
313
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,707
So I'm gonna have to
whup you good, Lyle.
314
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:26,477
Oh, no. Symptom number five.
315
00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:29,894
Fever. Dance fever.
316
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,075
[groaning]
317
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:41,078
Let's finish this.
318
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:42,872
[monster growling]
319
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,186
Fight a cold with cold remedies.
320
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:49,293
I got your minimum daily
requirement right here, soldier.
321
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,406
Keepin' lard on
that griddle, man.
322
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:02,858
It's time to feed that cold.
323
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,930
Now wait just a
minute right here.
324
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,726
Is that starve a
cold, feed a fever?
325
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,872
Uh, yes, we have a splashdown.
326
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:18,805
Nothing stops a cold dead better
327
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:21,014
than Mama's chicken soup recipe.
328
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,947
[clucking]
329
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:37,306
Not bad. Needs a little salt.
330
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,514
[grunts]
331
00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:42,553
Now then.
332
00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,486
That oughta fix his wagon.
333
00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:45,832
Don't be so sure.
334
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,218
Didn't even slow it down.
335
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:54,875
That must be a really bad cold.
336
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:59,052
And speaking of bad colds...
337
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:02,469
symptom number six.
338
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,989
[muttering]
339
00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:12,997
I'm getting stuffed up.
340
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,069
See? Stuffed up.
341
00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:23,594
I'm not gonna get stuffed up
anything. Don't turn your back on me.
342
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:26,148
You only have one symptom left.
343
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,081
I'm thinking maybe you
should remove the Mask.
344
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,980
It won't come off.
345
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,052
Too weak.
346
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,676
Here.
347
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:39,437
[straining] Oh, come on!
348
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:44,753
[Peggy gasping]
349
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:46,996
Isn't there a cure or something?
350
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,861
[tsking] For the common cold?
351
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,794
You know, I never
thought to check.
352
00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:56,834
[beeping]
353
00:17:56,903 --> 00:18:00,217
Hey! It says there is a cure.
354
00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:07,086
[stammering] What's the cure?
355
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:08,639
Don't know. Computer's broke.
356
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,708
[groans]
357
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:15,335
But the printer ain't.
358
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,958
It says a Mask cold
can only be cured...
359
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,514
Ooh. By ingesting a
Bavarian wood mite.
360
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,585
Bavarian wood mite?
361
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,485
Peggy, I need your help.
362
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,280
Will you help me
find the remedy?
363
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:31,351
Of course, anything.
364
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,560
But where am I gonna
find a Bavarian wood mite?
365
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:37,357
No. Uh-uh.
366
00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:39,325
No, no, no, no!
367
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:40,878
No!
368
00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:50,543
This time the payback
is good for your soul.
369
00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:54,063
If I'm going down, I'm
taking a piece of you with me.
370
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,445
Come on, you
snot-slinging pantywaist!
371
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:09,941
I think I've got a cold sore.
372
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,909
[grunting]
373
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,915
Oh, no. I can feel it coming on.
374
00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:19,365
Symptom number seven!
375
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:25,716
The last symptom.
376
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:28,167
Post-nasal...
377
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:32,964
drip.
378
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,694
[coughing]
379
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,697
Oh, the end is near.
380
00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:46,254
Oh, how I wish I could live to
see one more green sunrise.
381
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:49,705
Just one more walk
to see the mayor.
382
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:54,676
Give Lieutenant Kellaway
just one more atomic wedgie.
383
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,414
[hacking]
384
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,139
But I'm done for.
385
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,280
It's curtains. The
end of the road.
386
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:14,972
The big sleep!
387
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,664
The long goodbye.
388
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,563
[Milo panting]
389
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:22,324
[groaning]
390
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,743
Cough syrup, ibuprofen,
menthol inhaler.
391
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,918
Thank you, Milo. Good boy.
392
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,369
But your master's beyond
that kind of help now.
393
00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:33,680
[whimpering]
394
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,858
Dead, or symptom number eight?
395
00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:41,032
Over-acting.
396
00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:48,419
[stammering] I've
got the wood mite.
397
00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:50,214
Mask? Mask!
398
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,768
Too late. Symptom
seven came and went.
399
00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:56,082
Looks like you have that front
page story you always wanted.
400
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,153
And an obituary too.
401
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:01,121
[wheezing]
402
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:06,057
Somebody stopped... me.
403
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,852
Mask!
404
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,716
[sobbing]
405
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:13,996
Psych!
406
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,481
Confidentially,
407
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,666
those bugs would have gone
down easier with a little mustard.
408
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:20,037
But they did the trick!
409
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,972
You!
410
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:27,424
You cheated death. Again!
411
00:21:27,493 --> 00:21:28,873
Not only that...
412
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:32,118
got my flex back.
413
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:35,984
- No!
- [glass shattering]
414
00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:41,300
Be clean jelly,
poindexter girlie man.
415
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,818
No!
416
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,964
[groaning]
417
00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,450
[wheezing]
418
00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:55,831
[sneezing]
419
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,869
Mental note: stop by pharmacy,
420
00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:01,458
purchase antihistamines.
421
00:22:01,527 --> 00:22:05,116
Hey, plenty more Bavarian
wood mites to go around.
422
00:22:05,185 --> 00:22:07,015
[growling]
423
00:22:09,638 --> 00:22:11,330
Pooga!
424
00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:32,109
The hills are alive!
425
00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:34,801
[Mask] With the sound of mucus.
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