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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNIN' SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪ ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ♪
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♪ ROCOCO, BARROCO,
BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP ♪
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SOMEBODY STOP ME!
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪
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♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED, ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST THING ♪
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♪ I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OH, LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪
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SMOKIN'!
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♪
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LOOK, THIS IS A COMIC
BOOK CONVENTION,
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NOT A LIBRARY.
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A-A-A-ARE YOU GONNA BUY IT?
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AW... BOY, IT SURE
IS A LOT OF MONEY.
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IT'S A GALACTIC AVENGER
WITH A CAPITAL "A",
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NUMBER ONE IN MINT CONDITION,
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A REAL COLLECTOR'S ITEM.
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THIS IS A CLASSIC.
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♪
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LET'S DO IT.
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♪
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IT ONLY TOOK MY LIFE'S SAVINGS,
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BUT AT LAST, I CAN FIND OUT HOW
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THE GALACTIC AVENGER DEFEATED
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THE DARK STAR TRIO!
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WELL, LOOKEE HERE.
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IF IT ISN'T IPKISS.
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I DIDN'T BELIEVE THE CHIEF
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WHEN HE SAID THIS CHUBBY,
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PIMPLE-FACED,
GEEK-BOY CONVENTION
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WOULD ATTRACT EVERY
GUTTER RAT IN TOWN,
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BUT NOW, I DO.
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NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, LIEUTENANT.
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GOTTA GO! I'M ON MY
LUNCH BREAK, SO...
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NOT SO FAST, JACKSON!
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE?
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OH, YOU, YOU WOULDN'T
WANT TO READ IT.
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COME ON.
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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IF I WANTED TO READ TRASH
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I'D GET A LIBRARY CARD WITH
THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT.
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IT'S JUST A COMIC BOOK.
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WELL, NOT JUST ANY COMIC BOOK.
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IT'S, IT'S THE GALACTIC AVENGER
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NUMBER ONE COMIC BOOK!
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OH! NO! BE CAREFUL!
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IT, IT'S IN MINT CONDITION!
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GALACTIC AVENGER NUMBER ONE?
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WHOA! LET ME TOUCH IT!
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IS THAT A CHILI DOG?!
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HAVE SOME, IT'S GOOD, GO AHEAD.
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DOYLE, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.
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YOU'RE NOT A CHUBBY,
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PIMPLY-FACED, GEEK-BOY ARE YA?
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OH BOY, OH BOY.
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YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE
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THIS ISSUE WHEN I WAS A KID.
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I THINK MY MOM
THREW IT AWAY THOUGH.
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WELL, MOM'S ARE GENETICALLY
PROGRAMMED TO DO THAT.
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COME ON!
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I LOVE GALACTIC AVENGER!
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ESPECIALLY THIS DOG, QUASAR.
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OO, AND THE DARK STAR
TRIO, THEY ARE MEAN DUDES.
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ISN'T THIS WORTH A LOT OF MONEY?
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YES, IT IS!
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THIS FISH WRAP?
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HOW MUCH?
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LIEUTENANT!
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GIVE IT BACK!
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THAT'S NOT JUST A BOOK!
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THAT'S MY LIFE SAVINGS!
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ALL RIGHT.
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BABY WANTS HIS BOTTLE.
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AGH!
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LIEUTENANT, THAT
GUY RIPPED YOU OFF!
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DOYLE, I KNOW!
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AFTER HIM!
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ONLY ONE WAY TO CATCH
THAT SPEEDING COMIC!
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♪
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SIDE STITCH!
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GET IN!
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THAT THIEVING GUTTER RAT
CAN'T OUTRUN EIGHT CYLINDERS
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AND MY BAD TEMPER!
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♪
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ONWARD, MAXIMUS!
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NODUS COMICUS BOOKUS
STRAIGHT AHEAD US!
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HMM?
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HAIL, CAESAR ROMERO!
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HAIL, FLAT-FOOTUS!
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HEY, MR. ROMAN CHARIOT DRIVER!
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PLEASE OBSERVATE
THE SPEED LIMIT NOW!
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CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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DOYLE, IT'S THE MASK!
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OH, HEH.
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HUH?
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TOGA PARTY!
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♪
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SOMEBODY STOP ME!
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IF ANYTHING HAPPENED ON THE WAY
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TO THE COMIC BOOK
CONVENTION... WHOA!
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♪
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BUT LIEUTENANT, THE
THIEF WENT THAT WAY!
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CAN'T YOU SEE?
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THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER!
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
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♪
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I SAW HIM COME IN HERE.
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♪
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THE COMIC!
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♪
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UM, I DON'T SEE HIM, LIEUTENANT.
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GREAT!
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I LOST TWO PUNKS TODAY,
AND THAT'S TWO PUNKS
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OVER MY LIMIT!
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I KNOW WHAT LET'S DO.
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HOW'S ABOUT WE STOP OFF
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AT THE SLURP-A-LOOP
FOR AN ICE CREAM CONE
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AND MY TREAT?
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STUFF YOUR FACE
ON YOUR OWN TIME.
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WE'RE GOING BACK
TO THE CONVENTION.
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IF THAT THIEF TURNS UP AGAIN,
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WE'RE GONNA BE
THERE WAITIN' FOR HIM.
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♪
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WARMACHINE, THE GALACTIC AVENGER
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IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.
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HE HAS ESCAPED OUR CLUTCHES
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ONCE AGAIN, DRAGON LADY.
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RIPTIDE?
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YOU WERE EXPECTING
KEVIN COSTNER?
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WE WILL FIND THE
GALACTIC AVENGER
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AND MAKE HIM PAY DEARLY
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FOR IMPRISONING US ON
POLICE PLANET ALDERON!
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WEAK PLOT, BAD DIALOGUE.
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YOU SUPERVILLAINS ARE STINKO!
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EVEN IF SOME OF
YOU ARE GORGEOUS.
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WHOA! YOU GOTTA GET OFF
THAT INK AND PAPER DIET, BABE.
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IT'S SPO-HO-HO-HO-HOILING
YOUR CURVES.
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♪
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BREATH MINT!
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I'll PUT THIS FOOL
THROUGH THE SPIN CYCLE!
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♪
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MANY THANKS, GUNGA DIN.
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YA KNOW, YOU GUYS
OUGHT TO REALLY TRY
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THESE X-RAY GLASSES
I PICKED UP FROM AN AD
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BACK ON PAGE FIVE.
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OH!
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YOU CAN SEE THE BONES!
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AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
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HUBBA, HUBBA!
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WAIT! THE GREEN ONE
COULD BE OF USE TO US.
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HE MAY LEAD US TO
THE GALACTIC AVENGER!
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HEY!
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KEEP ME OUT OF
YOUR STORYLINE, HUH?
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CARUMBA!
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I'VE JUST SAID A BUBBLE-FULL.
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ARGH!
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AFTER HIM!
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THE GREEN-HEADED ONE MUST... ♪
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B IS FOR BUH-BYE!
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NO, HE MUSTN'T ESCAPE!
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♪
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CAN'T FORGET THE
NERD BOY'S PRIZE.
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YOU CANNOT ESCAPE US.
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♪
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♪
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SUPER MONKEY MOVIE MARATHON?
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WELL, I'VE JUST GOTTA, GOTTA,
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GOTTA, GOTTA BE THERE!
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♪
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WHAT IS THIS STRANGE DRY PLACE?
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MY SYSTEMS SURVEY
THIS ONE-SUN WORLD
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AS A MATCH FOR THE
GALACTIC AVENGER'S
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HOME PLANET!
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WE MUST WREAK OUR REVENGE!
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BUT WHERE TO FIND HIM?
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THE GREEN ONE WILL TELL US!
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♪
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HEY!
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3D!
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WE SEEK THE GREEN ONE!
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WHAT A RIP!
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YOU AREN'T SUPER MONKEYS!
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YOU'RE THOSE DEADBEATS
FROM THE COMIC BOOK!
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PARTNERS, WE DON'T PARTICULARLY
CARE FOR BAD DRAWINGS
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IN THESE HERE PARTS.
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NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW
IT HAPPENED EXACTLY,
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BUT I'll SAY IT'S BEST
YA'LL MOSEY ON BACK.
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INTO THE KID'S FUNNYBOOK
WHERE YOU ALL BELONG,
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OR I AIN'T JUST GONNA DRAW YA,
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I'MA GONNA RUB YOU OUT.
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YOUR WEAPONS DO NOT FRIGHTEN US,
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SILLY GREEN MAN.
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OUR POWERS WILL
EASILY DESTROY YOU!
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OH, PLEASE!
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NOT THAT!
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NOT THE DREADED INK
STAIN OR THE EVIL PAPER CUT!
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♪
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SOLID!
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WHOA! JUMPING OUT OF THAT
COMIC HAS SURE PUT SOME MEAT
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ON YOUR BONES, JUNIOR.
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WHICH IN YOUR CASE,
IS A GOOD THING!
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♪
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SMOKIN'!
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♪
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NOTHIN' LIKE A WARM HOT TUB
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TO LOOSEN UP THE MUSCLES.
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YOU'RE IN HOT WATER NOW!
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BET YOU'RE A BED WETTER, HUH?
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TELL US WHERE THE AVENGER IS,
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YOU INSIGNIFICANT PEST!
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INSIGNIFICANT?
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SO, I'M NOT SUPERHERO
ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?
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I, PROFESSOR LATEX, BESEECH YOU
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TO RETURN TO YOUR WORLD.
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WHO IS THIS STRANGE BEING?
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AND WHY DOES HE CALL
THAT BOOK OUR WORLD?
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VERY WELL.
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PREPARE TO BE JOLLY-STOMPED!
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ATTACK, MY LATEX MEN!
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I AM BICLOPS!
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FEEL MY TEEN MUTANT-X!
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♪
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I THINK I NEED A
STRONGER PRESCRIPTION.
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TOUGH GUY, HUH?
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I'M TOOLVERINE, AND I'VE TRASHED
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SPACE SCUM LIKE YOU
IN TWENTY QUADRANTS!
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♪
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THAT OUGHTA LIGHTEN
YOUR LOAD, TIN MAN.
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♪
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LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!
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IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE!
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THE MASK?
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NO!
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IT IS SUPER SALAD MAN!
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SUPER SALAD MAN, I'M REPORTER
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LOIS LANEVILLE
OF THE DAILY DUMP.
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WHAT IS YOUR MISSION
HERE ON EARTH?
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TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE
AS MILD-MANNERED,
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ALL-AROUND MEEK GUY,
AND PROFESSIONAL MENTOR,
252
00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:11,394
CLARK BAR.
253
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,845
OH YEAH, THE GLASSES
REALLY FOOL ME.
254
00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:16,710
TO RECRUIT JUSTICE AND
A DELICIOUS APPETIZER,
255
00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:19,471
BE IT SOUP OR SALAD,
BEFORE EVERY MEAL,
256
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,197
AND TO WASH IT ALL DOWN
257
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,683
WITH A REALLY SMART BEVERAGE.
258
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,685
♪
259
00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:28,377
AH! COOL AND REFRESHING, NO?
260
00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:31,656
LIKE MOUNTAIN SPRING WATER!
261
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:37,593
♪
262
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,563
NO VESSEL CAN CONTAIN ME!
263
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:47,499
♪
264
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,399
THAT COMIC-SNATCHING
GUTTER RAT'S
265
00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,401
LAYING LOW BECAUSE
HE KNOWS ME BY SIGHT.
266
00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,610
WE'VE GOT TO GET THE UPPER HAND.
267
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,267
ANY IDEAS, DOYLE?
268
00:11:56,336 --> 00:11:57,440
DOYLE?
269
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,478
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED
TO MEET YOU, ZOBAR,
270
00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:02,238
BUT PLANET MIKA IS SO FAR AWAY,
271
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:05,655
SO, YOU KNOW...
DOYLE, HE'S NOT ZOBAR!
272
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,796
HE'S A GUY IN A STUPID...
273
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:12,248
HEY, ARE YOU THINKIN'
WHAT I'M THINKIN'?
274
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:15,804
IT'S TIME FOR THAT
ICE CREAM NOW?
275
00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:17,357
NO!
276
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:22,638
THIS IS THE PERFECT
PLACE TO GO UNDERCOVER!
277
00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:27,574
♪
278
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,198
I AM SPIDER-HINEY!
279
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,544
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,
280
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:33,936
"GOTTA CUT DOWN
ON THE SNACK FOODS,"
281
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,444
BUT CHECK IT OUT!
282
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:38,999
♪
283
00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,000
HA!
284
00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:42,209
LET'S SEE A TICK OR AN
EARTHWORM DO THAT!
285
00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:43,278
UH-OH.
286
00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:45,247
MY HINEY SENSE IS TINGLING.
287
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:48,698
MM, I LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
288
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,873
FOR THE LAST TIME, TELL US WHERE
289
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:53,565
WE CAN FIND THE
GALACTIC AVENGER!
290
00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:54,532
BETTER GET A PENCIL.
291
00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:55,809
GO PAST SNOOPY'S DOGHOUSE,
292
00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:56,993
AND HANG A LEFT AT
BEETLE BAILEY'S BUNKER.
293
00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:58,132
IT'S NEXT DOOR TO
MARY WORTH'S PLACE.
294
00:12:58,156 --> 00:13:00,676
YOU CAN'T MISS IT!
295
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:03,265
THE GALACTIC AVENGER
DOESN'T EXIST, COMPRENDE?
296
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,473
JUST LIKE YOU DON'T EXIST!
297
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:05,612
YOU'RE MAKE-BELIEVE!
298
00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:07,338
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A FANBOY FANTASY
299
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,546
FROM SOME ARTIST'S PEN!
300
00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:10,893
YOU GET IT? YOU
SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!
301
00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:13,009
LOOK! LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK ALL YOU WANT!
302
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,828
YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA FIND YOUR GUY!
303
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,519
HE AIN'T REAL!
304
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,866
HELLO!
305
00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:20,869
MY INFRA-VISION
DETECTS SOMETHING.
306
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:24,286
LET US COMMENCE!
307
00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:27,910
HEY! WHAT'S THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE?
308
00:13:27,979 --> 00:13:32,087
♪
309
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,778
MR. GALACTIC AVENGER!
310
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,469
I'VE GOT TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH!
311
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,782
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
312
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,749
YOU SURE ARE
POPULAR WITH THE FANS,
313
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,581
LIEUTEN... UM, MR. AVENGER.
314
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,376
PICKED A GOOD DISGUISE, HUH?
315
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,758
DOYLE, THE IDEA WAS
TO GO UNDERCOVER,
316
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,037
NOT BECOME A GEEK MAGNET!
317
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:53,418
GALACTIC AVENGER, HOW DID YOU
318
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,835
REALLY ESCAPE FROM
THE SUFFERING SEVEN
319
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:57,491
IN ISSUE 46?
320
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,630
DON'T DROOL SO MUCH, KID.
321
00:13:58,699 --> 00:13:59,873
YOU'LL DEHYDRATE.
322
00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:02,186
OH, I KNOW! ASK ME!
323
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,325
NEVER MIND THAT, DOYLE!
324
00:14:03,394 --> 00:14:05,154
JUST GET ME OUT OF
THIS STUPID COSTUME
325
00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,398
BEFORE ANYMORE IDIOTS SHOW UP!
326
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,987
HUH?
327
00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:10,988
WHOA!
328
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:13,266
WE MEET AGAIN, AVENGER!
329
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:17,857
ONLY, THIS TIME
WILL BE THE LAST.
330
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:25,347
♪
331
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,283
I, THE GREEN SURFER,
SHALL TEACH THOSE POSERS
332
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:33,148
THE RIGHTEOUS
CONCEPT OF CHILLING OUT!
333
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:37,738
♪
334
00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:40,707
OH MAN, SUPERVILLAIN
DUDES BAILED ON ME!
335
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,433
YEAH! GO GET HIM!
336
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:43,917
GET HIM! GET HIM!
337
00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:45,367
SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!
338
00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:46,782
USE YOUR BIZARREY DEATH GRIP,
339
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,991
LIEUTEN... UH, AVENGER!
340
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:51,752
DOYLE, SLAP THE CUFFS
ON THE OTHER TWO
341
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:54,963
WHILE I TAKE CARE
OF LUNCHBOX HERE!
342
00:14:55,032 --> 00:15:00,900
♪
343
00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,528
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
GONNA BE POSSIBLE,
344
00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,323
LIEUTEN... UH, AVENGER!
345
00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:14,154
YOU BOZOS ARE UNDER ARREST!
346
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:17,951
♪
347
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:21,299
AW!
348
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:22,473
LOSER.
349
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:27,202
THIS IS THE ALL-POWERFUL
GALACTIC AVENGER?
350
00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:30,550
HE IS SOFT AND WEAK.
351
00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:31,965
YOU KNOW, LIEUTENANT, I THINK
352
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,381
THESE PARTICULAR
GUYS ARE FOR REAL.
353
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,107
THAT MAY BE THE CASE, DOYLE,
354
00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:37,384
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP ME
355
00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,628
FROM TAKING A PIECE
OF THEM WITH ME!
356
00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:42,182
HUH?
357
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:44,564
WAIT!
358
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,531
YOU GUYS JUST
DON'T GET IT, DO YA?
359
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,705
THE MASK!
360
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:49,638
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
HE'D BE IN CAHOOTS
361
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:51,502
WITH THESE MUTANT DIRTBAGS!
362
00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:53,538
THIS IS A FLAT-FOOT!
363
00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:54,919
A COP! A POLICEMAN!
364
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,748
A PANSER! A G-MAN!
365
00:15:56,817 --> 00:16:00,304
FROM THE POLICE PLANET, ALDERON!
366
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:04,239
WHERE WE WERE IMPRISONED
FOR EONS, CORRECT!
367
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:07,759
TIME TO TAKE YOU
TO A WATERY GRAVE!
368
00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,658
♪
369
00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,971
ALL RIGHT, ASKING
NICELY DIDN'T WORK
370
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,111
AND NEITHER DID BRUTE FORCE.
371
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,389
SO, I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO GIVE YOU
372
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,458
YOUR JUST DESSERTS!
373
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:23,361
♪
374
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:30,092
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
375
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,542
ANYONE FOR AN
ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED
376
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,199
GELATIN SNACK?
377
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:36,271
RIPTIDE CAN'T BE
DESTROYED WITH GELATIN MIX!
378
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,720
AS IF THEY DIDN'T TRY THAT
379
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,757
IN GALACTIC AVENGER NUMBER 34.
380
00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:45,211
DOYLE, PUT A SOCK IN IT!
381
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,627
TO DESTROY RIPTIDE,
YOU HAVE TO USE
382
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:49,629
QUICK-DRY CEMENT.
383
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:55,566
♪
384
00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:19,038
THANK YOU ALL FOR THIS HONOR!
385
00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:21,350
GOOD WORK, HUBBY.
386
00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:22,455
YOU STILL THINK I SHOULD
387
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:24,871
PUT A SOCK IN IT, LIEUTENANT?
388
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,529
UH, WELL, THAT WAS
REAL FANCY, DOYLE,
389
00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:28,885
BUT LIKE WE SAY
DOWN AT THE PRECINCT,
390
00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:30,439
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
391
00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:31,809
DONNYBROOK!
392
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,328
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
393
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:35,197
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
GO TO YOUR PAJAMA PARTY,
394
00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:37,780
AND LEAVE THIS TO
THE PROFESSIONALS, EH?
395
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:42,509
♪
396
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:43,614
OKAY!
397
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:44,684
WHAT DO I DO?
398
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:46,927
UH, WELL, YOU
KNOW, AS I REMEMBER,
399
00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:50,448
IN ISSUE TWO,
WARMACHINE CAN ONLY
400
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,278
BE DESTROYED BY QUASAR,
401
00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:55,936
GALACTIC AVENGER'S
SPACE-DOG SIDEKICK.
402
00:17:56,005 --> 00:18:00,148
UNO MOMENTO POR FAVOR.
403
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,080
QUASAR!
404
00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:03,151
YOU'RE NEEDED IN ACTION!
405
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:06,568
♪
406
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:07,914
COME ON, BOY!
407
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,572
IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE THE HERO!
408
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:16,509
♪
409
00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:23,412
OH NO! THERE'S A
MARK AND A CREASE!
410
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:27,209
OH WELL, I GUESS
IT COULD BE WORSE.
411
00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:31,558
TIME TO MEET YOUR
DOOM, GALACTIC AVENGER!
412
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:37,495
♪
413
00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:46,401
HEY!
414
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:52,303
♪
415
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:57,860
QUASAR, FIND THE DOGGY DOOR!
416
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:03,866
♪
417
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:07,698
ALERT, ALERT!
418
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,632
DANGER! DAN-DANGER!
419
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,634
FAILING MODE!
420
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,291
LONG LIVE ROCK!
421
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:18,502
DAISY, DAISY, HERE WE GO...
422
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:25,923
YES!
423
00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:27,683
WHO'S THE BEST SPACE-DOG?
424
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:31,549
YOU!
425
00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:32,516
COME ON, MILO.
426
00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:34,932
GET OFF!
427
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,623
YOUR FRIENDS MAY HAVE DESTROYED
428
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:39,557
RIPTIDE AND WARMACHINE,
BUT THE PLEASURE
429
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:43,216
OF DESTROYING YOU IS ALL MINE!
430
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:45,701
♪
431
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,186
YOU'VE GOT A
SCREW LOOSE, SISTER,
432
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,980
BUT YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE SCREWDRIVER
433
00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:52,639
OF JUSTICE!
434
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,849
OW! OW, OW, OW, OW,
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
435
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:58,887
♪
436
00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:00,129
OH, GREAT SEER!
437
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,579
GIVE US YOUR ANCIENT WISDOM,
438
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:04,651
SO THAT WE CAN DESTROY
THE LAST FOUL VILLAIN!
439
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,720
OKAY, LET ME THINK.
440
00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:07,723
DRAGON LADY'S
DESTROYED BY THE...
441
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,347
OH, WEEZILS... UM, OH!
442
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,625
SHE'S DESTROYED BY
THE COMIC MANICURE!
443
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:14,937
NO, THAT'S NOT... OH,
MUTANT EGGPLANT!
444
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,042
NO.
445
00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:17,261
OR WAS IT THE TIME
THAT SHE WAS WAXED
446
00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:21,185
BY THE GUY FROM ALPHA CENTARI...
447
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,635
THAT'S IT!
448
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:25,914
THE SPACE TOAD CHEESE
WILL DESTROY HER!
449
00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:30,953
♪
450
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,162
YODEL-AY-EE-OOOO!
451
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:39,099
♪
452
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:54,322
OOPS, THAT WAS THE
THING THAT BROUGHT 'EM
453
00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:56,220
BACK TO LIFE MORE
POWERFUL THAN EVER!
454
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,981
GOSH, I FEEL LIKE
SUCH A BAD FAN!
455
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,743
DOYLE!
456
00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:05,091
NOW, WE SHALL PUT
AN END TO ALL OF YOU
457
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,886
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
458
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:09,716
IT'S A LONG SHOT,
BUT IT'S WORTH A TRY,
459
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:11,856
EVEN IF STANLEY'S REALLY GONNA
460
00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:13,168
HATE ME FOR IT IN THE MORNING.
461
00:21:13,237 --> 00:21:14,169
NO!
462
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:18,069
NOT GALACTIC AVENGER NUMBER ONE!
463
00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:19,278
NO!
464
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:24,766
♪
465
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:27,044
GONE-CITY!
466
00:21:27,113 --> 00:21:31,531
YEAH, GONE-CITY.
467
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,337
AW, NOTHING A LITTLE TAPE
AND A COUPLE OF PAPERCLIPS
468
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,362
WON'T FIX.
469
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:35,294
COME ON, DOYLE.
470
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,572
LET'S GET THAT ICE CREAM.
471
00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:39,677
♪
472
00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:42,093
POOR STANLEY.
473
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:45,752
♪
474
00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:50,516
MY LIFE SAVINGS FOR
A PILE OF CONFETTI!
475
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:54,416
SPECIAL DELIVERY!
476
00:21:54,485 --> 00:21:56,694
THANKS, MILO.
477
00:21:56,763 --> 00:22:00,077
NOW, WHAT ON
EARTH COULD THIS BE?
478
00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:01,354
I'M DREAMING!
479
00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:04,150
OH, IT CAN'T BE!
480
00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:06,704
DEAR STANLEY, COME TO FIND OUT
481
00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:09,017
I FOUND MY COPY OF
GALACTIC AVENGER
482
00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:11,330
IN MY MOM'S CLOSET LAST NIGHT,
483
00:22:11,399 --> 00:22:13,573
AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
484
00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:16,196
A SYMPATHETIC FAN, DOYLE.
485
00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:18,854
AW! WHAT A GREAT GUY!
486
00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:20,856
NOW, I CAN FINALLY FIND OUT HOW
487
00:22:20,925 --> 00:22:22,202
THE GALACTIC AVENGER DEFEATED
488
00:22:22,271 --> 00:22:24,412
THE DARK STAR TRIO!
489
00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:25,723
NO.
490
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:26,690
NO, IT CAN'T BE!
491
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:30,797
IT'S... IT'S... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
492
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:32,799
SMOKIN'!
493
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:40,324
♪
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