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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO ♪
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♪ ROCOCO BARROCO ♪
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♪ BE-BOP HIP-HIP FLIP FLOP ♪
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♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪
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♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME ♪
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♪ YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESALE AND KIND,
STAID AND REFINED ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH VILLAINS AND
NEVER DO WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOT TO SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OH, LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪
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SMOKIN'!
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♪
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YOU SEE? I WAS RIGHT!
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NO MATTER WHAT SIDE YOU
PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER ON,
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IT ALWAYS LANDS FACE DOWN.
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♪
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NOW, WHO'LL GO DOUBLE OR NOTHING
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THAT THIS JUNK WILL STICK
TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH?
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ARE YOU MAD? THAT
PIANO WAS PRICELESS!
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IT ONCE BELONG TO LIBERACE!
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ACTUALLY, IT BELONGED
TO MY BROTHER, GEORGE.
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BOTTOMS UP!
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♪
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DOES IT TO ME EVERY TIME.
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SIR, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
WERE INVITED TO THIS PARTY.
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THIS IS A PRIVATE FUNCTION.
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NO ALFRED, THIS IS
A PRIVATE FUNCTION.
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♪
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THIS IS A SNORE!
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WELL, FOLKS, I HATE
TO EAT AND RUN,
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BUT I GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
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♪
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TA TA!
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GIVE MY LOVE TO THE
HAMPTONS, WON'T YOU?
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UH-OH, I'VE JUST
BECOME SEPARATED.
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NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
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I'M ABOUT TO BECOME
PAVEMENT PATTIE!
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SLAM CHOWDER! CONCRETE MEAT!
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ROAD KILL!
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OH, YOU GET THE IDEA.
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♪
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THIS JOKER IS GETTING
TOO OLD FOR THIS.
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FEELING A LITTLE
FLAT TODAY, FRIENDS?
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HAS LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
GOT YOU LOOKING RUN DOWN?
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IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS ME.
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THEN REJUV-A-LOTION
WAS MADE FOR YOU.
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GUARANTEED TO SMOOTH
AWAY THOSE AGE LINES,
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CROWS FEET, AND BAGGY
EYES, BEFORE THEY SET IN.
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AGE LINES? CROWS FEET!
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BAGGY EYES?
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AND YOU CAN ONLY GET IT HERE,
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TONIGHT ON AMAZING UNCOVERIES!
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CONVENIENT HOW THIS
PRODUCT IS AVAILABLE NOW
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WHEN I NEED IT MOST.
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BUT WHO AM I TO
QUESTION THE WISDOM
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OF THIS SORRY PLOT DEVICE.
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SMILING GUY GENIAL HERE,
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REMINDING YOU THAT
WITH NEW REJUV-A-LOTION,
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YOU'LL NOT ONLY LOOK
YOUNGER, BUT FEEL YOUNGER TOO.
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♪
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REJUV-A-LOTION. MUST
HAVE REJUV-A-LOTION.
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♪
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I SEE YOU'VE CORRECTLY
CHOSEN BRAND A.
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PLEASE FEEL FREE TO
SLAP SOME MORE ON.
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IF YOU SAY SO, MORON.
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LOOK AT MY FACE.
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NOTHING'S HAPPENING!
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I'M JUST AS OLD AND
WRINKLED AS EVER!
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OH, NO. I BEG TO DIFFER.
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GOSH, YOU LOOK YEARS YOUNGER.
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DOESN'T HE LOOK YOUNGER, FOLKS?
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WELL? ANSWER HIM!
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♪
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I DON'T LOOK YOUNGER,
YOU. I JUST LOOK CRAZIER!
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I CAN MAKE A BETTER
REJUV-A-LOTION MYSELF!
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AND WITH THAT, HE DID.
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♪
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HOLD ON TO YOUR
BUNS AND BURNERS, KIDS.
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MASK FACTOR IS IN THE HOUSE!
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♪
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SMOKIN'.
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AND WE'RE BACK!
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NOW, HOLD ON TO YOUR CHECKBOOK,
FOLKS, BECAUSE IN A MOMENT,
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE HOW A
REAL REJUVENATION CREAM WORKS.
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JUST APPLY IT LIBERALLY
TO THE AFFLICTED AREA...
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♪
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THEN GO FROM
GEEZER TO GAL PLEASER!
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SMOKIN'!
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♪
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OH, BOY.
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I SLEPT LIKE A BABY LAST NIGHT.
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I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
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HOW ABOUT YOU, BOY?
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COME ON, MILO. RISE AND SHINE.
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♪
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CRAZY DOG.
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HE MUST STILL BE DREAMING.
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♪
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ON SECOND THOUGHT,
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MAYBE I'M THE ONE
WHO'S DREAMING.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?
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MY YOUTHFUL, PEACHES
AND CREAM FACE.
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BUT HOW?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, MAN, WHAT'S THE
MASK DONE TO ME THIS TIME?
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REJUV-A-LOTION FOR A
YOUNGER LOOKING YOU.
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WELL, IT'S A YOUTH CREAM.
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THE MASK'S YOUTH CREAM,
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AND IT'S MADE ME
LOOK TEENAGER AGAIN.
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YA-HOO!
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♪
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COOL!
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♪
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RADICAL!
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HELLO, CHARLIE.
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STAN.
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I WON'T BE COMING IN TODAY.
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YOU SEE, I'M FEELING
KIND OF PUNK.
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YOUNG PUNK, THAT IS!
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YEE-HAW!
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HEY!
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NEXT TIME, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING, JUNIOR.
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YEAH, I WILL, PEGGY.
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I MEAN, MS. BRANDT.
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MA'AM.
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STANLEY? IS THAT YOU?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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THIS HAPPENED. REJUV-A-LOTION.
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THE MASK COOKED IT UP.
IT MADE ME YOUNG AGAIN.
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ISN'T IT THE COOLEST?
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YEAH, BUT, IF I DIDN'T
KNOW ANY BETTER,
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I'D SWEAR YOU WERE GETTING
YOUNGER BY THE MINUTE.
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RULLY?
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RULLY. LOOK!
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I AM GETTING YOUNGER!
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WHAT IF IT WON'T STOP?
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BUT IT HAS TO.
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AT THIS RATE, YOU'LL
BE A KID IN NO TIME,
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THEN A BABY, THEN GONE.
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GONE?
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AS IN GONER?
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♪
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THERE I GO AGAIN.
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OH, PEGGY, MAKE IT STOP!
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WILL YOU STOP
WHINING AND GROW UP!
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OH, SURE. RUB IT
IN, WHY DON'T YOU?
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LOOK, WE CAN'T PANIC.
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WE HAVE TO FIND A
WAY TO STOP THIS,
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THIS REGRESSIVE
BEHAVIOR OF YOURS,
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BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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MAYBE THIS IS SOMETHING.
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EDGE CITY RESEARCH LABS.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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WELL THAT MUST BE WHERE
THE MASK WHIPPED UP THIS STUFF.
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AND IF THE MASK WAS
ABLE TO WHIP IT UP,
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WELL, THEN, MAYBE
HE CAN UNWHIP IT UP.
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YOU KNOW, MAKE AN ANECDOTE.
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THAT'S YOUR PLAN?
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HEY, I'M ONLY A KID.
CUT ME SOME SLACK.
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I'VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT TODAY, OKAY?
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INCLUDING PUBERTY.
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STANLEY, WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
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YOU HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME LEFT.
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YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THE
MASK IS MY ONLY HOPE,
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AND I'M COUNTING
ON YOU TOO, PEGGY.
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YOU GOT TO KEEP HIM FOCUSED,
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE MASK
GETS, LIKE, DISTRACTED AND STUFF.
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OKAY, OKAY. JUST DO IT.
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OKAY. HERE GOES NOTHING.
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ALL RIGHT!
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THIS TEEN IS LEAN AND MEAN, MAN!
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IT'S TIME TO PARTY!
TIME TO KICK SOME GAME!
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TIME TO ROCK ON!
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NOT SO FAST, YOUNG MAN.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
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MOM!
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NOW DON'T YOU MOM ME.
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YOU'VE GOT TO COME
UP WITH AN ANTIDOTE
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FOR THIS CREAM, OR ELSE.
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AN OLDIE, BUT A GOODY.
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HOLD STILL.
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THIS ONE'S FOR THE YEARBOOK.
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MASK, PLEASE, GET
ME OUT OF HERE!
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THIS IS NO TIME TO FOOL AROUND!
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TOO BAD, SO SAD, I'M BAD!
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OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE!
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FREE YA LATER!
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AH, YOUTH.
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TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE PLEASURES
OF LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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HEARTTHROB.
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♪
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FIRST LOVE IS
WONDERFUL, N'EST-CE PAS?
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YEAH, LIKE, I GUESS SO.
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AND SINCE THIS OUR
FIRST DATE, TIFFANY,
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I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A
TOAST, A FRENCH TOAST, OF COURSE.
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EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU'RE ALL
STICKY AND COVERED IN BUTTER.
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OUI.
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AM I NOT THE SWEETEST
MAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN?
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ENOUGH! I CAN
RESIST IT NO LONGER!
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NOW IS THE TIME
FOR OUR FIRST KISS.
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EW! KISS THIS, CREEP.
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COOL, OUR FIRST FIGHT.
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MY FIRST ZIT!
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NO WONDER SHE SPLIT.
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BUT WHO CARES ABOUT
SOME STUPID GIRL, ANYWAY.
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BECAUSE THEY ALL GOT COOTIES.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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COME ON, WE GOT TO...
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WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU'RE JUST A KID!
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OH YEAH? AND YOU'RE UGLY.
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HEY, SWINGS.
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LET'S PLAY!
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NO, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
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OH, PLEASE!
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I PROMISE I'll BE GOOD.
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YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
THAT, YOU LITTLE LIAR?
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WHAT'S THAT? DID
SOMEONE SAY HIGHER?
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NO!
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♪
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UH-OH, MASK GOTTA GO.
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THIS IS HAPPENING TOO FAST.
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GET BACK HERE!
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, MISTER.
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YOU DIDN'T.
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WHEN MASK GOTTA
GO, MASK GOTTA GO.
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THAT DOES IT.
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YOU ARE COMING WITH
ME TO THE LAB, RIGHT NOW!
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BUT I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO THE LAB!
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I WANT TO PWAY!
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YOU CAN "PWAY" AFTER
YOU INVENT AN ANTIDOTE.
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COME ON!
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EXCUSE ME, WHICH WAY
IS THE RESEARCH LAB?
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DOWN THAT WAY.
IT'S IN THE WEST WING.
244
00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:13,698
WELL, WHY DO I HAVE TO GO
TO THE RESEARCH WAB, MOMMY?
245
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,424
BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY.
246
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:19,462
AND STOP CALLING ME MOMMY.
247
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,982
SHE HURT MY ARM!
248
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,708
MA'AM! I MUST TAKE ISSUE
249
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,434
WITH THE WAY YOU'RE
TREATING YOUR CHILD.
250
00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:26,815
WHO, HIM?
251
00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:28,368
BELIEVE ME, HE'S NOT MY KID.
252
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:30,025
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
253
00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:32,613
NEW MOTHERS OFTEN GO
THROUGH A PERIOD OF DENIAL.
254
00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,167
YEE-HAW!
255
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,547
LOOK AT ME, MOMMY!
256
00:12:35,616 --> 00:12:38,067
LOOK AT ME!
257
00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:40,656
HE MUST BE DELIRIOUS WITH FEVER.
258
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:45,799
COLD AND FLU SEASON, YOU KNOW.
259
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:48,008
HEY, DOC, THERE'S NO PAIN.
260
00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,527
MY BACK! IT'S CURED!
261
00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:50,908
I'M CURED, I TELL YA.
262
00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:53,117
I'M CURED! YA-HOO!
263
00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:55,775
WELL, HOW NICE FOR HIM.
264
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,949
YES. UNFORTUNATELY,
265
00:12:58,018 --> 00:13:00,676
THAT MAN WAS HERE TO
HAVE HIS APPENDIX REMOVED.
266
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:05,198
NURSE, GO GET HIM.
267
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:09,961
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD, MOMMY.
268
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,756
LOOK AT THAT CHILD'S COLORING.
269
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,172
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN LIKE THIS?
270
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,518
AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN HIM.
271
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,588
NO BIG DEAL.
272
00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:18,107
LOOK, WE REALLY
HAVE TO BE GOING.
273
00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:19,557
NO BIG DEAL?
274
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,041
THIS CHILD IS ILL?
275
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,456
I'VE GOT TO CHECK
HIS TEMPERATURE.
276
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,804
TURN HIM OVER.
277
00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:30,740
♪
278
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:36,160
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.
279
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:41,199
♪
280
00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:44,237
OH, HE'S GOT A
TEMPERATURE OF 137!
281
00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:45,376
RELAX.
282
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,310
DOC, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
283
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,036
THIS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY.
284
00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:53,660
ALL STAFF TO PEDIATRICS, STAT!
285
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,144
BYE-BYE, MOMMY!
286
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:56,732
BYE-BYE!
287
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,768
I WANT AN EKG, AND
CHECK HIS BICARB LEVELS,
288
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,356
AND RUN A FULL
SCAN ON HIS VITALS.
289
00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,186
BUT DOCTOR, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
290
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:04,084
I HAVE TO GET HIM
TO THE RESEARCH LAB.
291
00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:07,018
LET'S MOVE. WE HAVE
TO SAVE THIS CHILD!
292
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,641
YEAH, BUT WHO'S
GOING TO SAVE STANLEY?
293
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,505
BECAUSE IF THIS
TAKES MUCH LONGER,
294
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:15,199
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
ANY STANLEY LEFT TO SAVE.
295
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:18,907
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, PEOPLE.
296
00:14:18,961 --> 00:14:20,180
WE'VE GOT A REAL
SICK BOY ON OUR HANDS!
297
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,343
HANG IN THERE, LITTLE GUY.
298
00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:22,931
WE'RE GOING TO RUN SOME TESTS.
299
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,485
FIRST WE'LL CHECK
YOUR HEART RATE.
300
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:30,455
♪
301
00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:33,044
MASK HERE! NEVER FEAR!
302
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:34,908
STOP THAT! THIS IS NO GAME.
303
00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:37,083
IT IS TOO!
304
00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:38,360
IT IS NOT!
305
00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:39,637
- IS TOO!
- IS NOT!
306
00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:41,501
- IS TOO! IS TOO!
- IS NOT!
307
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:46,368
I REPEAT, IT IS TOO!
308
00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:48,301
IS NOT!
309
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:51,960
YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE BRAT!
310
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:54,341
I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
311
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:55,929
I CAN'T LET THIS GET TO ME.
312
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,621
I'M A HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL.
313
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,692
- DON'T DO THAT.
- DON'T DO THAT.
314
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:02,418
- STOP IT!
- STOP IT!
315
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:10,047
QUIT REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY!
316
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:10,979
LET ME AT HIM!
317
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,222
I'M GOING TO SAVE THAT KID,
318
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,431
EVEN IF IT KILLS HIM!
319
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,502
SHE'S SCARING ME.
320
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:18,987
MAMA!
321
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,333
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
322
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:22,266
THAT CHILD IS
DELIRIOUS WITH FEVER!
323
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,819
RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
324
00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:29,480
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME,
I'M THE SUGAR BREAD MAN.
325
00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,620
I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE,
326
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:34,588
I CAN SEE RIGHT
THROUGH YOUR PANTS,
327
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:42,631
AND SKIN, AND VITAL
ORGANS, AND... UNDIES!
328
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,977
FOR ME?
329
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:47,153
BUT I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING.
330
00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:53,021
♪
331
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,160
DOCTOR, LISTEN.
332
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:56,093
WE'RE REALLY
STRAPPED FOR TIME HERE.
333
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:57,587
HOW MUCH LONGER
IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?
334
00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:58,716
IT'S HARD TO SAY.
335
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:01,719
THE ORDERLIES ARE
PREPPING HIM NOW.
336
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:06,586
♪
337
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:07,967
THAT'LL LEAVE A MARK.
338
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:09,485
I FELL ON MY KEYS.
339
00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:10,866
THIS IS A TOUGH CASE.
340
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:15,388
YOUR SON IS DELUSIONAL,
COMBATIVE, AND HYPERACTIVE.
341
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:18,184
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
342
00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:22,257
THE LAMBS, CLARICE, THE LAMBS.
343
00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:24,190
HIS CONDITIONS IS GETTING WORSE.
344
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:26,813
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP HIM
OVERNIGHT FOR OBSERVATION.
345
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:30,541
BUT... HE WON'T LAST OVERNIGHT.
346
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:35,580
♪
347
00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:38,514
MORE, MORE, MORE!
348
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,378
OKAY, IT'S 11 O'CLOCK.
349
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:41,931
THE PLACE IS PRETTY MUCH EMPTY.
350
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,461
IF WE'RE GOING TO
GET YOU INTO THE LAB,
351
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:45,107
IT HAS GOT TO BE NOW.
352
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,282
WHAT? AND MISS LETTERMAN?
353
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:50,250
I DON'T THINK SO!
354
00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,114
UH-OH.
355
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:54,565
YOU SEE! DON'T YOU GET IT?
356
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:55,980
IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING FAST,
357
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,432
YOU'RE GOING TO GO
BYE-BYE FOR GOOD.
358
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:01,986
MASK GO BYE-BYE?
359
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,403
I DON'T THINK SO.
360
00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:10,615
♪
361
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:14,102
ARE YOU SURE YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
362
00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:16,069
WE NEED AN ANTIDOTE
FOR THE CREAM,
363
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:19,348
NOT BABY FORMULA.
364
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:24,250
AM I NOT THE ONE
TRUE BRAIN CHILD?
365
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,906
♪
366
00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:28,633
A LITTLE POWDER FOR FLAVOR.
367
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:31,153
SHAKE, AND VOILA!
368
00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,430
THE ANTIDOTE!
369
00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:35,088
SHE IS DONE, MAMA!
370
00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,193
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
371
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:37,342
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
372
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:38,574
THIS PLACE IS RESTRICTED.
373
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,714
MY SON IS VERY SICK.
374
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:45,892
HE'S SO DELUSIONAL
THAT HE WONDERED OFF.
375
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:50,069
MOMMY, CAN I OPEN
MY PRESENTS NOW?
376
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:52,174
WELL, IT'S A GOOD
THING WE FOUND HIM,
377
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,970
BECAUSE THIS STUFF
IS REALLY DANGEROUS.
378
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,109
FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
379
00:17:56,178 --> 00:18:01,597
I'll TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
380
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:05,222
GEE, DOCTOR, DO YOU REALLY
THINK THIS IS NECESSARY?
381
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:09,260
IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION,
IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.
382
00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:12,091
♪
383
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:17,234
WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY FURTHER
TRAUMA TO THE PATIENT...
384
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,683
OR THE STAFF.
385
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:21,652
SO WE'LL BE KEEPING HIM UNDER
CLOSE OBSERVATION UNTIL MORNING.
386
00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:24,103
BUT DOCTOR, HE HASN'T
GOT THAT MUCH TIME.
387
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:26,519
THE BEST THING YOU
CAN DO IS GET SOME REST,
388
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:28,383
AND STOP WORRYING.
389
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:33,077
YOUR SON IS IN GOOD HANDS.
390
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,562
STANLEY, COME BACK.
391
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,012
DON'T GO.
392
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:38,082
NO.
393
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,497
NO!
394
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:40,981
I MUST HAVE DOSED OFF.
395
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:42,397
STANLEY?
396
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:43,605
STANLEY.
397
00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:45,296
STANLEY!
398
00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:46,780
I'M COMING, STANLEY!
399
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:49,058
MAMA'S HERE, BABY!
400
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,992
OH, NO.
401
00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:53,718
I'M TOO LATE.
402
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:55,375
HE'S GONE.
403
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:58,585
I'M SORRY, STANLEY!
404
00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,208
I DID MY BEST!
405
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:01,933
I TRIED!
406
00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:07,284
I'M SO SORRY!
407
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:10,735
GOOD MORNING, MS. BRANDT.
408
00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:11,874
HAVE YOU HEARD?
409
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,118
YOUR SON HAS MADE A
COMPLETE RECOVERY.
410
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:17,501
HE ALSO MADE A
BOO-BOO, DIDN'T YOU?
411
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,744
REALLY? HE'S OKAY?
412
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:22,920
HE'S... STANLEY?
413
00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:24,473
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
414
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,613
HE WAS LIKE THIS WHEN
I ARRIVED THIS MORNING.
415
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,753
HE'S LOST A LOT OF
WEIGHT SINCE YESTERDAY,
416
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:30,376
BUT WITH PROPER CARE,
417
00:19:30,445 --> 00:19:32,792
YOU SHOULD HAVE HIM
BACK TO NORMAL IN NO TIME.
418
00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:34,103
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
419
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,278
OH BY THE WAY, YOU
REALLY SHOULD LOOK
420
00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:38,280
INTO A MORE SUITABLE
TOY FOR STANLEY.
421
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:42,008
THIS DIRTY OLD THING
CAN'T BE GOOD FOR HIM.
422
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:44,390
YOU DON'T KNOW
THE HALF OF IT, LADY.
423
00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:50,223
RIGHT, STANLEY?
424
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:53,088
OH, EVEN IF YOU WANTED
TO USE THIS DARN THING,
425
00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:57,368
IT WOULDN'T DO YOU ANY GOOD NOW.
426
00:19:57,437 --> 00:20:01,096
OH, YOU'RE FADING AWAY
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,
427
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:04,548
AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO BUT WATCH!
428
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:08,931
♪
429
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,280
STANLEY, STOP THAT!
430
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:14,247
WAIT A MINUTE.
431
00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:17,008
ALL THIS TIME, WE'VE
OVERLOOKED THE OBVIOUS.
432
00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:19,597
INSTEAD OF TRYING
TO MAKE AN ANTIDOTE,
433
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,806
WHY NOT JUST WIPE THE CREAM OFF?
434
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:26,846
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
435
00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:28,019
NOTHING.
436
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:32,645
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT THEN.
437
00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:36,235
DON'T BE SAD, PEGGY.
438
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:37,753
YOU DID GOOD!
439
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:40,411
NO, I DIDN'T, STANLEY.
440
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,898
I... CAN'T YOU
SEE? IT'S WORKING.
441
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:46,003
RADICAL!
442
00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:47,694
IT'S WORKING?
443
00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:53,148
OH, I'M STOKED!
444
00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:55,771
STANLEY, YOU'RE BACK!
445
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,946
IN THE FLESH.
446
00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:00,362
OH, THANKS, PEGGY.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
447
00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:04,401
YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
448
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,299
HI, THERE.
449
00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:11,580
THIS IS THE EXPERIMENTAL
DIAPER PROCEDURE.
450
00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:12,995
BRILLIANT. YEAH, YEAH.
451
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,998
AND IT'S MADE A
NEW MAN OUT OF ME.
452
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:20,693
BYE.
453
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:22,660
WHEW, I TELL YOU, PEG,
454
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:25,456
IT IS GREAT TO BE
MY OLD SELF AGAIN.
455
00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:27,216
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
456
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,908
YOU AND ME BOTH.
457
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,842
I'M GETTING TOO
OLD FOR THIS STUFF.
458
00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:35,708
THEN REJUV-A-LOTION
IS THE THING FOR YOU!
459
00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:38,400
LISTEN, MAYBE YOU'D
LIKE TO SHAVE A FEW YEARS
460
00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:42,128
OFF THAT ALREADY YOUTHFUL
APPEARANCE, HUH, PEG?
461
00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:44,233
RIGHT, STANLEY. I WISH.
462
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,822
REALLY?
463
00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:51,931
WELL, YOU KNOW
THE OLD SAYING, PEG.
464
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,001
♪
465
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:57,385
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
466
00:21:57,454 --> 00:22:00,146
NO, DON'T. STOP IT, MASK!
467
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:04,115
STOP IT!
468
00:22:04,184 --> 00:22:05,910
OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT.
469
00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:08,948
NOW LOOK WHAT... YOU'VE DONE.
470
00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:13,159
YOU DO HAVE LOTS OF
BABY WIPES ON HAND, RIGHT?
471
00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:19,407
THEN IN THAT CASE,
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
472
00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:21,857
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
473
00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:25,136
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG,
AND SO ARE WE!
474
00:22:25,205 --> 00:22:28,692
SMOKIN', DUDE!
475
00:22:33,973 --> 00:22:38,771
♪
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