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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen,
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe when they made me
Yeah they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid
and refined, totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well, there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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Come on down to Maniacal
Mike's Electronic Tele-Village.
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We're going totally
out of control.
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Coming this fall, he's a
new breed of supervillain.
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He's Channel Surfer!
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[screaming]
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You're the wacko who's been
ripping off electronics all over town.
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You're totally out of control.
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Wrong. I'm in control,
remote control.
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Here, have a little
dose of cathode ray.
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[blows] And now to continue
my little shopping spree.
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Make no payments
until June of next year.
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A match made in heaven.
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His prices are out of control.
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And my... I mean, Stanley's
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credit card is burning
a hole in my pocket.
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Now then automatic can opener,
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nose hair-a-matic, combination
virtual reality headgear and salon dryer.
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Battery-operated battery
operator. Gotta have two of those.
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It's one stop electronic
shopping, but wait,
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there's more.
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He messed with my merchandise.
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Big mistake.
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Yo, gnarly radio waves today.
You wanna hang ten, bro?
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Now that I've seen
your fall preview,
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how's about giving
me my stuff back?
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[groans]
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I'm taking that as a no.
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Clever of you to land in
those vacuum cleaners.
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How did you know
this was sweeps week?
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This sucks in new
and interesting ways.
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Ha! It'll take more than a
household appliance to outsmart me.
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[coughing]
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Now let me see. I
get three wishes.
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First, I want David
Hasselhoff's job.
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I'll be back.
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Second wish, a decent
glass of chocolate milk
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without all that powdery
stuff floating on the top.
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But first, time to short circuit
Mr. 12-Inch Diagonal here.
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Let me see. AC, DC, Lucy, one
fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
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Aha! Here's your problem.
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Looks like we're all out of time,
but tune in tomorrow when I return
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for the same... [power wanes]
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Is that what they
mean by must flee TV?
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That confounded Mask. You try
rubbing him out, scrubbing him out,
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but he won't go away
like ring around the collar.
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No matter. Nothing must interrupt
my regularly scheduled plan
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to make Edge City pay.
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Pointy Peaks, my
new very favorite show.
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They got it canceled with
their letter writing campaign.
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It's their fault I'm
in this condition...
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I was once Raymond Nielsen,
couch potato extraordinaire.
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Until that fateful day...
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Pointy Peaksoff the air.
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No! It can't be. [sobbing]
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It's gotta be. It's gotta be!
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[screams]
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From that day forward,
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I would be known
as Channel Surfer.
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When I'm through, Edge
City will have no choice
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but to watch what
I want to watch.
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Then they'll know the
meaning of quality programming.
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But first, a word
from our sponsor.
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The makers of Mask Be Gone.
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"The Ooh-La-La
Channel." I don't think so.
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"The 24-Hour Emergency
Broadcast System Network Police.
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Polka Hits Central." Come on!
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Who ordered all these premium
channels and pay-per-view movies anyway?
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As if I didn't know.
Now that they're paid for.
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What do you say, Milo?
You wanna watch some tube?
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Live from Long Beach
Island, let's get ready to putt!
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It's world championship
miniature golf!
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We interrupt this program
for a special announcement
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for the Mask.
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Now where have I
seen this guy before?
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Oh, no.
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I know you're out there,
my green-faced friend.
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And I'm inviting you to join me
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for a very special
episode of revenge.
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Not today, pal.
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You've got exactly five minutes
before I declare this a forfeit.
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And everybody in Edge City pays.
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But don't just
take my word for it.
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Each and every one helpless,
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useless and more will follow.
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I don't wanna do this.
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I don't have any choice.
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Hey, now! 200 channels of
pure mindless entertainment
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and they're all mine.
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Still hedging, Mask? What if
we throw in at no additional cost
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an entire post office
full of zombies?
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Right. Like anyone
could tell the difference.
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Time's running out, Mask.
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The fate of the city
is in your hands.
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[rings]
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[spits] That maniac!
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He's preempting a rampaging
reptile movie marathon.
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It's time someone learned a
lesson about being a good neighbor.
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All right, you
little reptile ruiner.
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Now I'm getting a
little bent out of shape.
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[Surfer] Right you are!
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In this world, I
control the vertical.
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I control the horizontal.
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Oh, my God. I'm changing
the face of television.
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Not only that, you
fell right for my trap.
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Nice little setup
you've got here.
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Nobody munches on my
pork rinds and survives.
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[tapping on glass]
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So we can slide
on the pork rinds.
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Just let me out of here.
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Sorry, but your series
has just been renewed
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for the rest of your life.
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I got news for you, pal.
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I'm not ready for prime time.
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Nonsense, you're a natural.
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[Milo growls]
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Why, I'm willing to bet you'd be
versatile in any type of program.
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The hits of the
'70s will never die
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onDisco Zombie Fever.
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- [screams]
- [clicks]
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Here we see the
Madagascar thorn spider
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inching up on its prey.
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Help me! Help me!
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[yawns] Nature
programs are such a bore.
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How about something
wholesome for the kiddies?
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♪ We're the fuzzy bears ♪
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♪ Won't you come out and play? ♪
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♪ Here in Rainbow
Lollipop Land ♪
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♪ We're so delicious ♪♪
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No!
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That's right, Mask. We're sending
you on an all-expense paid trip
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to Rainbow Lollipop
Land for eternity.
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And your TV is just the start.
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All of Edge City will
be under my command
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by 8:00 tonight, 7:00 Central.
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♪ We'll have yum-yum
drops all morning ♪
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♪ When she comes ♪
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♪ We'll have yum-yum
drops all morning ♪
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♪ When she comes ♪
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[screaming]
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[singing continuing]
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♪ Won't you say
you love me too? ♪
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[whirring]
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[panting] Can't hold
out much longer.
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Must change shows.
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Change shows.
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Come on, kids,
hop till you drop.
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[laughs]
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00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:04,845
- No! Anything but this.
- [whimpers]
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00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:19,204
You've been here
for over 30 years.
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You built a nuclear
reactor on coconuts.
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For pity's sake, man,
fix the hole in the boat!
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Milo, get me out of here!
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Or at least put on the
Ooh-La-La Channel.
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Milo.
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No more television for you.
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[man] Call this number.
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It's your key to
psychic fulfillment.
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[laughs] Didn't see that coming,
did you, my little psychic friend?
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00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:10,048
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:17,780
I love my Magic Tinkle Baby.
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Do you mind, sister?
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How about a little privacy here?
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Or at least a magazine.
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Yes! I am good.
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Stanley. Hello.
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Oh, my gosh. Stanley,
can you hear me?
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Are you all right?
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Change channels.
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There. That's much better.
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Sure, if you like
hanging out in bars.
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00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:53,816
So what happened here?
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Not much.
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00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:01,755
That Channel Surfer bozo hermetically
sealed me inside the boob tube.
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00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:04,447
Now let me see, I've been a
guest star on 36 different shows
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00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,036
and I still don't have
my actors union card.
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00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:08,348
We gotta get you out of there.
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Hmm. Maybe if
I turn the set off.
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[screams]
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00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,566
Don't ever do that again.
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00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:21,879
Have you tried
taking the Mask off?
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00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:24,778
Take off my face?
No, wouldn't work.
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00:12:24,847 --> 00:12:27,816
Well, it's worth a try,
Mr. Glass Is Half Empty.
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00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:30,888
Or are you afraid
to take the Mask off?
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I can take if off
any time I wanna.
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00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,064
I just don't wanna, that's all.
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00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,722
OK, fine, have a nice life.
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00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,725
Pat-a-cake,
pat-a-cake, baker's man,
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bake me a cake as fast as you...
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00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:47,421
Pat this, you Jurassic jerk.
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00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:50,459
Take off the Mask,
take off the Mask!
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Come on, you stupid
little... [screams]
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00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:02,091
Oh, great. Could it get
any worse than this?
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00:13:10,099 --> 00:13:13,689
Peggy! Change the channel!
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00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:21,766
[grunting]
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00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,459
Somehow these cartoons
aren't as funny from the inside.
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It's finished!
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200,000 watts of high definition
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surround sound power.
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00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:41,993
Once I flick this remote,
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all of Edge City know the
meaning of Must Watch TV.
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00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:50,381
Not so fast. I don't know what
you and the Mask are up to,
222
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,865
but it ends here.
223
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:55,973
Wow. A Technitron
2000 universal remote.
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00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,113
Can I take a whack at it?
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00:13:58,182 --> 00:14:00,011
- Doyle.
- What?
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00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,428
Don't touch that dial.
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00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:07,881
Just to show you
there's no hard feelings,
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00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:10,401
please be my guests.
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00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:17,028
And now live from beautiful
downtown Edge City,
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it's time for
everyone to tune in.
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Peggy, hurry up, please! I'm
about to become the soupdu jour.
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Thanks. That was close.
233
00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:33,596
Hey, maybe if I click you
into a live news broadcast,
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you'll appear in a real place.
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00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:38,049
Gee, I don't know, Peggy.
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00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:41,742
This is Fox Blitzen
reporting live
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from the Siberuslav Civil War.
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[shivering] You know what helps
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if you put me somewhere in
the right hemisphere, Peggy.
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00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,653
[laughs] Sorry. I'll
try the local news.
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00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:58,276
[woman] We're coming
live from downtown,
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where a mysterious construction by
a man calling himself Channel Surfer
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has the entire city baffled.
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00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:06,422
Hey, it's working.
245
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:09,909
Now to fire up the
satellite downlink.
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00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,885
Peggy, what's going on?
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00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,369
Quit kidding around.
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00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:25,683
It's not me. Channel Surfer
must have knocked out the cable.
249
00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:28,479
Unless I can keep
you on the air,
250
00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:31,482
you may be lost in
the airwaves forever.
251
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:39,869
Everyone in Edge City will
now watch what I want to watch.
252
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,425
Now this is programming
with an impact.
253
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:50,294
Come on, Peggy. You
gotta do something quick.
254
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:53,642
It's no use!
255
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,197
[grunts]
256
00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:02,133
We may have one more chance.
257
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:05,412
Here, Milo, take this
downtown to Stanley.
258
00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,967
Fast. Good dog.
259
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:11,971
[laughs] Brace
yourselves, fluff lovers.
260
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,421
You ain't seen nothing yet.
261
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:18,322
It's time for all of us to watch
the Pointy Peaks season finale.
262
00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:21,359
[singing]
263
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,983
[screaming]
264
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:43,071
Almost there, Stanley.
265
00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:52,114
Milo, good boy. Give
me the Mask, buddy.
266
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:55,876
Come on, Milo. Give me the Mask.
267
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:02,021
I'm back live
and in living color.
268
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:05,334
And this clown has got to go.
269
00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:12,203
Eenie meanie minie,
Larry, Curly, Moe!
270
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,384
This concludes our
programming for this day.
271
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:25,285
♪ O say, can you see? ♪
272
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:27,149
You again.
273
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:31,291
If there's one thing
I hate, it's reruns.
274
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:35,054
Sorry, can't see you.
Sun's a killer today, huh?
275
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:37,780
[screams]
276
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,956
If you want me, you poor
excuse for a test pattern,
277
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:43,303
you're going to have
to come and get me.
278
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:47,859
Gotcha! Why so
glum, you little soldier?
279
00:17:47,928 --> 00:17:49,551
Put on a happy face.
280
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,418
Smokin'!
281
00:17:57,421 --> 00:18:00,217
Can John Stamos do this?
282
00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:04,324
Too bad, Mask, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to disconnect your service.
283
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:07,465
Whoops.
284
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,053
Hmm...
285
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,918
Some errands should not
be saved for a rainy day.
286
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:18,338
Say, you're running
up a heck of a bill here.
287
00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:22,791
Have you considered
gas? I have. [Belches]
288
00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:37,288
My my my. How do
you like the show so far?
289
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:40,671
Can I get you something? A
soda? Pretzels? A personality?
290
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,536
Take your coat, your
hat, your clothes?
291
00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:46,539
Gotta go, bye-bye.
292
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:49,162
Come on out and face
me, you big surge protector.
293
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:52,096
What are you, a chicken?
294
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,133
If you say so...
295
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:03,728
Ooh, nice pecs. Do you work out?
296
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,385
[roars]
297
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:09,596
That's right, bro. We're gonna
fix you up proper, chicken.
298
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:11,702
I guarantee.
299
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:20,883
There you all are.
Black-eyed chicken.
300
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,816
Mmmm-mmmm!
301
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,062
I'm not off the air yet.
302
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:29,823
I still have my secret weapon.
303
00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:32,792
Good Lord, not the octopus!
304
00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:36,140
Didn't you ever see that safety
film strip in grade school, young fella?
305
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:39,212
If Edge City won't
watch what I watch.
306
00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:41,110
Then no one watches anything.
307
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,943
When I connect this last
plug, the entire city will erupt
308
00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:48,463
like a dried out Christmas tree.
309
00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:51,224
So do you have any last wishes?
310
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,192
Wishes?
311
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,614
Yes, I do have a last wish.
312
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:04,272
I wish that you would get
313
00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:06,895
a really annoying tickly itch
in the middle of your back,
314
00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:09,449
between your shoulder blades
where you can't quite reach it.
315
00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:12,556
No, wait, that's
not it. Not that wish.
316
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,936
Too late.
317
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:18,286
Oh, curse this blasted itch!
318
00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:28,468
Now prepare to go where
no man has gone before.
319
00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:32,369
Please not in his underwear
and slippers with a TV for a head.
320
00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:39,341
I will return same
time, same channel.
321
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,037
[laughs]
322
00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:49,731
Can I wish 'em or what?
323
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,665
I knew you were hip deep
in this television nonsense.
324
00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,184
Me? Television?
325
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,910
Why, Lieutenant, the only thing
326
00:20:56,979 --> 00:21:00,880
I've been doing tonight
are your selected shorts.
327
00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:06,920
Besides, I've sworn
off TV for good.
328
00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:09,992
No more, never, finished,
done. Absolutely zippo, nada.
329
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,443
Oh, my gosh, it's time for
Sea Turtle Wrestling Mania.
330
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:14,756
Come on, one of these
things has gotta work.
331
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:17,828
I don't wanna miss one second.
332
00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:20,969
Ooh, I love television!
333
00:21:21,038 --> 00:21:25,353
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Mask.
334
00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:30,461
This is why I love
summer repeats.
335
00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:34,741
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