Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,414 --> 00:00:04,763
♪
2
00:00:06,385 --> 00:00:08,801
♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNING SMILE ♪
3
00:00:08,870 --> 00:00:10,872
♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
4
00:00:10,941 --> 00:00:14,324
♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
5
00:00:14,393 --> 00:00:16,361
♪ I'M NOUVEAU,
DECO, ROMAN GRECO ♪
6
00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:19,674
♪ ROCOCO, BARROCO,
BEBOP, HIP HOP, FLIP FLOP ♪
7
00:00:19,743 --> 00:00:22,125
♪ SOMEBODY, STOP ME ♪
8
00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:25,956
♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
9
00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,374
♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN,
I STAND OUT IN THE CROWD ♪
10
00:00:29,443 --> 00:00:32,963
♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
11
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,793
♪ WHOLESOME AND
KIND, STAID AND REFINED ♪
12
00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:36,312
♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
13
00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,417
♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER DO WELLS ♪
14
00:00:38,486 --> 00:00:40,488
♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
15
00:00:40,557 --> 00:00:43,560
♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
16
00:00:43,629 --> 00:00:45,907
♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOT TO SING ABOUT ♪
17
00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:47,806
♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
18
00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:51,775
♪ WHOA, LOOK OUT,
THIS IS THE MASK ♪
19
00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:58,023
♪ SMOKIN' ♪♪
20
00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:03,787
♪
21
00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,549
NOBODY MOVE, THIS
AIRPLANE IS BEING HIJACKED
22
00:01:06,618 --> 00:01:09,448
BY THE PLANTAIN
REPUBLIC LIBERATION ARMY.
23
00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:12,693
BEHAVING YOURSELVES,
AND NOBODY GETTING HURT.
24
00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:17,905
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, SMILEY!
25
00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:21,943
WE'RE EXPERIENCING SOME
TURBULENCE, SO PLEASE
26
00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:27,156
REMAIN IN OUR SEAT AND
FASTEN OUR SEATBELT.
27
00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:31,712
OH, SOMEBODY'S TRAY
ISN'T IN AN UPRIGHT
28
00:01:31,781 --> 00:01:35,716
AND LOCKED POSITION!
29
00:01:35,785 --> 00:01:39,133
THERE, NOW, ISN'T
THAT MORE COMFY?
30
00:01:39,202 --> 00:01:43,103
NOW, WHAT ABOUT YOUR BUDDY?
31
00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:45,139
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU
FREQUENT FLYER, YOU.
32
00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:50,213
YOU'VE JUST BEEN UPGRADED
FROM COACH TO FIRST CLASS!
33
00:01:50,282 --> 00:01:55,253
♪
34
00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:56,806
THE PILOT'S UNCONSCIOUS!
35
00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,878
THERE'S NOBODY TO FLY THE PLANE!
36
00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:03,571
FEAR NOT, I CAN FLY THIS RUST
BUCKET WITH ONE HAND TIED
37
00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,745
BEHIND MY BACK!
38
00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:09,991
♪
39
00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:16,032
DON'T YOU WORRY,
MY PRECIOUS JEWEL.
40
00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:20,105
I HAVE SWITCHED
ON THE AUTOPILOT.
41
00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:25,662
THAT'S NOT THE AUTOPILOT!
42
00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:28,044
OOPSIE!
43
00:02:28,113 --> 00:02:34,533
WE'RE GONNA CRASH,
WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
44
00:02:34,602 --> 00:02:38,675
SIR, SIR, WE'VE
ALREADY SAFELY LANDED.
45
00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:41,195
IN FACT, YOU'RE THE
LAST ONE ON BOARD.
46
00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:45,303
OH... THIS IS A BAD DREAM.
47
00:02:45,372 --> 00:02:50,204
♪
48
00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:53,138
UH-OH, THERE YOU ARE.
49
00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:56,900
HEY, THAT'S & MINE.
50
00:02:56,969 --> 00:03:02,389
YOU ARE MISTAKEN,
THIS IS MY BAG.
51
00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:05,495
SORRY ABOUT THAT,
THIS ONE IS MINE.
52
00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:07,946
THEY KINDA LOOK ALIKE.
53
00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:12,122
YES, SO THEY DO.
54
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,366
HEY, I THINK I'VE
GOT A POSITIVE I.D.
55
00:03:14,435 --> 00:03:20,234
ON THAT INTERNATIONAL
SMUGGLER, SELINA SWINT.
56
00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:27,448
UH, OOH, I'M SURPRISED I
HAVEN'T NOTICED YOU BEFORE.
57
00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:31,141
OH, UH, THANK YOU, YEAH,
I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE LOUD,
58
00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,628
TACKY TOURISTS... OLE!
59
00:03:34,697 --> 00:03:39,460
SUCH BEAUTIFUL EYES YOU
HAVE, SUCH LONG LASHES.
60
00:03:39,529 --> 00:03:43,119
CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND LET ME SEE THEM?
61
00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:44,879
MY LA-MY LASHES?
62
00:03:44,948 --> 00:03:48,952
SURE, OKAY, HEY, IF
YOU INSIST, GO AHEAD.
63
00:03:52,301 --> 00:03:56,443
SO, WHAT'S A NICE
GIRL LIKE YOU-UH, HUH?
64
00:03:56,512 --> 00:04:01,724
UH, SO LONG! HOPE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
65
00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:05,175
YOU CAN PLAN ON IT.
66
00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,661
YOU WOULDN'T BE
SMUGGLING ANY CONTRABAND,
67
00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:11,872
NOW WOULD YOU... SELINA SWINT!
68
00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:15,531
HEY, WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
69
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:20,915
IT'S MINE, AND YOU'VE
GOT THE WRONG PERSON.
70
00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:26,335
♪
71
00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:28,129
YOU'RE FINE, GO ON.
72
00:04:28,198 --> 00:04:30,960
UM, EXCUSE ME, HOW
COME EVERYONE ELSE HAS
73
00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:33,687
TO OPEN THEIR BAGS,
BUT NOT ME, HMM?
74
00:04:33,756 --> 00:04:35,861
BECAUSE A WIMP LIKE YOU
COULDN'T SNEAK A PEANUT
75
00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:38,001
PAST A SLEEPING BABY.
76
00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,660
OH, OH REALLY, WELL,
I AM NOT LEAVING
77
00:04:41,729 --> 00:04:46,078
UNTIL YOU CHECK MY BAG, WHOA!
78
00:04:46,147 --> 00:04:51,843
♪
79
00:04:51,912 --> 00:04:56,848
HEY-HEY, QUE PASO, AMIGO,
VACATION BOY HAS RETURNED.
80
00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,436
AND HOW WAS PEGGY
AS A DOGSITTER?
81
00:04:58,505 --> 00:05:04,511
TELL ME, MILO, HOW IS SHE?
82
00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:08,687
AW, THAT BAD, HUH?
83
00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:11,587
♪
84
00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:14,037
WELL, BUDDY, NO
FOOD AND NO MONEY.
85
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:19,491
MAYBE I HAVE A COUPLE BUCKS
BURIED IN MY BAG HERE, HUH?
86
00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,907
WHERE'D ALL THIS CASH COME FROM?
87
00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:26,015
OH, NO, I MUST'VE TAKEN
THAT WOMAN'S BAG BY MISTAKE.
88
00:05:26,084 --> 00:05:27,844
AND THAT MEANS...
89
00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:30,502
THAT-SHE'S GONNA
SEE MY UNDERWEAR!
90
00:05:30,571 --> 00:05:32,435
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, SETTLE, RELAX.
91
00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:34,782
I'll CALL THE AIRPORT
FIRST THING TOMORROW.
92
00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:37,751
MAYBE THEY'LL BE ABLE
TO GET ME HER ADDRESS.
93
00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:41,168
I CAN'T LEAVE THIS KIND OF
CASH LYING AROUND, MILO.
94
00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:43,757
I KNOW, I'll STICK IT AT
THE SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX.
95
00:05:43,826 --> 00:05:49,521
AT THE BANK.
96
00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:51,661
I GUESS IT WOULDN'T
HURT TO BORROW A TWENTY.
97
00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:54,388
ONLY UNTIL TOMORROW.
98
00:05:54,457 --> 00:05:55,803
IPKISS!
99
00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:59,324
IN CASE IT SLIPPED
YOUR PUNY LITTLE MIND,
100
00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,982
RENT IS DUE ON THE
FIRST OF THE MONTH!
101
00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:03,397
I KNOW, MRS. PEENMAN,
102
00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:04,857
BUT I JUST GOT BACK FROM
VACATION, AND I DON'T GET PAID
103
00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:07,090
'TIL TOMORROW,
MILO'S REALLY HUNGRY.
104
00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:11,129
TRYING TO HOLD OUT ON ME, EH?
105
00:06:11,198 --> 00:06:16,617
B-BUT, MRS. PEENMAN,
THAT'S NOT MY & MONEY.
106
00:06:16,686 --> 00:06:22,312
♪
107
00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:29,147
HELLO, ANYBODY HERE?
108
00:06:29,216 --> 00:06:34,186
♪
109
00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:36,603
SO, STANLEY IPKISS,
YOU'VE DECIDED
110
00:06:36,672 --> 00:06:38,467
TO MAKE OFF WITH MY MONEY.
111
00:06:38,536 --> 00:06:42,505
WELL, MISTER, YOU'VE JUST
BOUGHT YOURSELF A MILLION BUCKS
112
00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:46,129
WORTH OF TROUBLE.
113
00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:55,760
STANLEY, MY MAN, YOU
DIDN'T COME INTO SOME DINERO
114
00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:58,866
AND FORGET THE TWENTY
BUCKS YOU STILL OWE ME?
115
00:06:58,935 --> 00:07:00,178
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHARLIE?
116
00:07:00,247 --> 00:07:01,869
YOU SEE, THIS ISN'T
REALLY MY MONEY.
117
00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:04,147
WOULDN'T STIFF A PAL, WOULD YA?
118
00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:09,152
I DIDN'T THINK SO... MWAH!
119
00:07:13,778 --> 00:07:17,782
CHOW TIME, MILO... MILO?
120
00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:21,958
♪
121
00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:25,893
YOU MAY HAVE MY CASH,
BUT I HAVE YOUR DOG!
122
00:07:25,962 --> 00:07:29,690
BRING MY BAG TO BENCH 16 AT
LANFIELD PARK AT THREE O'CLOCK
123
00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:34,281
OR THE POOCH IS A GONER!
124
00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:38,803
MASK, OLD PAL, YOU'VE GOT
A DATE WITH A DOGNAPPER!
125
00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:43,635
YIKES, STUPID.
126
00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:47,536
C'MON, IT'S GOTTA BE
AROUND HERE SOME PLACE.
127
00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:49,641
QUIT SQUIRMING, YOU'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE
128
00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:53,403
BUT TO THE HOOSEGOW,
GRAB THE EVIDENCE, DOYLE.
129
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:57,166
WHOA, YOU KNOW, I NEVER
KNEW WAYNE NEWTON'S PICTURE
130
00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:59,479
WAS ON A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL.
131
00:07:59,548 --> 00:08:03,552
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S
COUNTERFEIT, YOU IDIOT.
132
00:08:03,621 --> 00:08:05,795
NICE WORK SPOTTING IT, JENKINS.
133
00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:08,177
I'M TELLING YOU, I
GOT IT FROM IPKISS!
134
00:08:08,246 --> 00:08:10,420
HE'S GOT A BAG OF IT!
135
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,666
UH, STANLEY IPKISS WAS IN
HERE EARLIER BUYING DOG FOOD.
136
00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:16,392
HE PAID WITH THIS.
137
00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:22,122
IPKISS, HUH?
138
00:08:22,191 --> 00:08:24,642
AH, THERE YOU ARE.
139
00:08:24,711 --> 00:08:27,610
IPKISS, I JUST HEARD
ON THE POLICE SCANNER
140
00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:30,061
THAT YOU'RE PASSING PHONY MONEY.
141
00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:33,098
WHAT... I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
142
00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:36,308
DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!
143
00:08:36,377 --> 00:08:40,036
I'M GONNA TAKE THE RENT
OUT OF YOUR SKINNY HIDE.
144
00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:43,661
MRS. PEENMAN, PLEASE, DON'T!
145
00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:48,010
NO!
146
00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:52,842
♪
147
00:08:55,914 --> 00:08:59,711
BUT I DO LOVE YOU, DARLING,
IT'S JUST THAT I'VE DECIDED
148
00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:03,163
TO QUIT THE NEWSPAPER
BUSINESS AND MARRY THE PRINCE.
149
00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:05,441
GOODBYE, MY SWEET.
150
00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:09,583
OH, THOSE OLD MOVIE STARS
HAD THE LIFE, SUCH GLAMOUR,
151
00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:12,931
SUCH EXCITEMENT.
152
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,727
WELL, I GUESS I BETTER
GO BEAT THE BUSHES.
153
00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:17,108
IT'S NOT LIKE SOME
SCOOP IS GONNA
154
00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:19,731
COME WALTZING THROUGH THE DOOR.
155
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,699
PEGGY, THE COPS ARE AFTER ME!
156
00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:25,012
YOU GOTTA HELP ME GET THE MASK!
157
00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:28,947
DOGNAPPING, COUNTERFEIT
MONEY, AND THE MASK?!
158
00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:31,985
THIS SHOULD BE SOME EXCLUSIVE.
159
00:09:32,054 --> 00:09:37,404
HMM, WHY NOT JUST THIS ONCE?
160
00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:44,135
A STAR & IS BORN!
161
00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:51,660
PEGGY... YOU'RE
WEARING THE MASK?
162
00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:53,523
SO I AM.
163
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,493
BUT I NEED IT, I
GOTTA RESCUE MILO!
164
00:09:57,562 --> 00:10:00,772
THE TROUBLES OF ONE LITTLE
DOG PALE IN COMPARISON
165
00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:03,154
TO MY NEED FOR A
BEAUTY MAKEOVER.
166
00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:08,677
MY PUBLIC DEMANDS IT.
167
00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:13,923
♪
168
00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:17,789
I TOLD YOU TO GET
ALL THE KINKS OUT!
169
00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:22,449
OH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY LOVELY TOENAILS?
170
00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:25,141
THEY'RE FAR TOO SHORT.
171
00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:28,420
NOW, START OVER AND DO IT RIGHT.
172
00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:31,113
NO, TURN IT UP HOTTER!
173
00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:36,394
I WANT MY HAIR TO
BE EXTRA FLUFFY.
174
00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:44,989
HAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHAH, A FABULOUS DO
175
00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,474
FOR A FABULOUS DAME.
176
00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:55,240
MIRROR, MIRROR IN MY HAND,
WHO'S THE CLASSIEST BABE
177
00:10:55,309 --> 00:11:01,074
IN THE LAND?
178
00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:05,043
OH, WHAT DOES A MIRROR
KNOW ABOUT REAL BEAUTY?
179
00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:07,977
SPECTACULAR!
180
00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:12,430
MR. DIRECTOR, I'M
READY FOR MY CLOSEUP.
181
00:11:12,499 --> 00:11:17,677
♪
182
00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:19,748
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO HELP ME SO YOU COULD
183
00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:21,301
REPORT A GREAT STORY?
184
00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,648
I DON'T NEED TO REPORT
THE STORY, DARLING.
185
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:27,894
I AM THE STORY!
186
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:32,312
LESS THAN AN HOUR TO SAVE MILO.
187
00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:35,211
FORGET THE MASK, I'll HAVE
TO HANDLE THIS MYSELF.
188
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,489
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, I'M
MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE
189
00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:41,804
MY OWN BATTLES.
190
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:45,118
ALL RIGHT, IPKISS,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
191
00:11:48,017 --> 00:11:53,367
TICK TOCK, STANLEY
IPKISS, TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
192
00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:55,956
BETTER BE AT THAT
PARK IN AN HOUR,
193
00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:58,890
FOR YOUR MUTT'S SAKE!
194
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:03,101
♪
195
00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:07,727
COME ON, I'M NOT A
COUNTERFEITER, CALLOWAY!
196
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:09,211
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
197
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,144
DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, IPKISS,
198
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:13,318
I GOT IT ALL ON VIDEOTAPE.
199
00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,424
CUE IT UP, DOYLE.
200
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:19,428
UM, TEN-FIVE, LIEUTENANT.
201
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:25,089
B-BUT, I THAT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
202
00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:28,609
YEAH, WELL, IT LOOKS TO ME
LIKE 20 YEARS IN THE STATE PEN
203
00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:32,475
FOR YOU AND YOUR
ALIAS, THE MASK.
204
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,202
VAST DISTURBANCE
REPORTED AT FIFTH AND GRAND.
205
00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:39,344
WHOA, LIEUTENANT, IF
WE'VE GOT IPKISS IN THE CAR,
206
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:42,900
AND THE MASK IS OUT THERE,
THEN HOW CAN IPKISS BE-
207
00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:47,732
SHUT UP, DOYLE!
208
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:51,253
ONE NEVER KNOWS WHEN ONE
WILL NEED AN EMERGENCY MAKEOVER,
209
00:12:51,322 --> 00:12:57,224
DOES ONE?
210
00:12:57,293 --> 00:13:02,160
YOU'VE PULLED YOUR
LAST STUNT, GREEN HEAD!
211
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:05,785
I HAVE A WEAKNESS FOR
TWO- FISTED TYPES LIKE YOU.
212
00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:07,476
HEY, YOU'RE NOT THE-
213
00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:12,343
YOU ADORE ME, YOU DESIRE ME...
214
00:13:12,412 --> 00:13:15,656
YOU WANT TO MARRY ME!
215
00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:17,935
I-I DO?
216
00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:21,421
AND I DO, TOO, DARLING!
217
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:24,907
I NOW PRONOUNCE US HUSBAND
AND GORGEOUS, GLAMOROUS WIFE.
218
00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:32,950
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
219
00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:37,264
AM I NOT THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL BRIDE IN THE WORLD?
220
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,716
SISTER, I'VE PULLED THINGS
OUT OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
221
00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:43,753
PRETTIER THAN YOU.
222
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:52,590
AAH!
223
00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:55,179
CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE!
224
00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:58,354
WOW-EE, THE LIEUTENANT
CAN SURE HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES
225
00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:01,564
WHEN HE SCREAMS, HUH?
226
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:06,811
STANLEY, YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME.
227
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,470
♪
228
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:18,547
OH, STANLEY, IT'S ALMOST
TOO MUCH TO BEAR
229
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:21,826
TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND
HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THOSE
230
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,346
UGLY CREATURES DOWN BELOW.
231
00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:26,866
NOT THAT I'M VAIN OR ANYTHING.
232
00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:30,697
PEGGY, I'VE ONLY GOT
TEN MINUTES TO SAVE MILO!
233
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:33,976
PLEASE, GIVE ME THE-AAH!
234
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:37,946
A CROOKED EYEBROW, THE SHAME!
235
00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:42,882
NO, I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT
IT, PLEASE, STANLEY DARLING,
236
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:48,439
TWEEZE ME.
237
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:55,066
WHOA!
238
00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:07,527
WHOA!
239
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,810
AAH!
240
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,018
NOT GOOD.
241
00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:18,676
FORTUNATELY, MR. MASK
IS ALWAYS PREPARED.
242
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,920
A LITTLE TUG ON THE
OLD PARACHUTE RIPCORD
243
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:25,752
AND, VOILA!
244
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:30,550
THE WRONG CORD.
245
00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:33,277
JUST IN THE NICK OF &
246
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:39,145
TIME.
247
00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:44,391
THERE YOU ARE, BACK IN
MY POSSESSION AT LAST!
248
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:49,534
OH, MY LOVELY, LOVELY
BAG OF-UNDERWEAR?!
249
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:52,261
THIS IS IPKISS'S JUNK.
250
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:57,749
♪
251
00:15:57,818 --> 00:16:02,823
BACK OFF, WEIRDO,
OR THE POOCH GETS IT!
252
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:08,036
♪
253
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:10,486
OBVIOUSLY THIS VICIOUS
VIXEN DOESN'T KNOW
254
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:13,765
WITH WHOM SHE'S DEALING.
255
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:18,080
♪
256
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,607
AND THAT, GOOD FRIENDS,
IS HOW YOU MUFFLE
257
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:29,574
AN EXPLOSION.
258
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:35,546
AAH, AH-HA WHEE!
259
00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:38,618
AAH!
260
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:46,143
DON'T WORRY, HAIRBALL,
THE BIG, BAD OLD LADY
261
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:48,904
WON'T HURT YOU ANYMORE.
262
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,527
I FIGURED THERE MIGHT
BE A DOUBLE-CROSS,
263
00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:54,599
SO I KEPT THE REAL
DOG STASHED AWAY.
264
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:58,914
THAT ONE IS STUFFED.
265
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,158
ACTUALLY, I PREFER THE
STUFFED MILO, MYSELF.
266
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:04,506
BUT THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING
FOR STANLEY'S TASTE.
267
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:07,302
YOUR PAL IPKISS BETTER BE AT
THE OLD GAZETTE WAREHOUSE
268
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:12,307
IN FIVE MINUTES WITH MY
CASH, OR THE REAL DOG GETS IT!
269
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:24,595
FIVE MINUTES... I
BETTER HAUL TAIL!
270
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:29,841
HMM, NEED TO USE
THE OLD SKELETON KEY.
271
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:34,777
♪
272
00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:39,196
YIKES, TWO MORE MINUTES
AND THE OLD POOCH-O GOES
273
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:42,578
TO THE BIG HYDRANT IN THE SKY!
274
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,856
I KNEW YOU WERE
BEHIND THIS, MASK.
275
00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:48,550
THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY JIG IS UP!
276
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:53,072
OKAY, SO YOU GOT ME,
YOU LOUSY COPPERS.
277
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:57,800
I'M WASHED UP, VENTILATED,
SHOT THROUGH, IT'S CURTAINS...
278
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:03,668
CURTAINS, I SAY, PICKED 'EM
OUT MYSELF, THE BLUE CHINTZ
279
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:08,328
REALLY PICKS UP THE MAUVE
OVERTONES IN THE OTTOMAN.
280
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:17,303
SO LONG, SUCKERS, DON'T WAIT UP!
281
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:24,931
UGH, I GOTTA TACKLE THAT
PESKY REENTRY PROBLEM
282
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:30,143
ONE OF THESE DAYS.
283
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:31,455
OKAY, TOOTS, HERE'S THE DOUGH.
284
00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:37,254
NOW, WHERE'S THE POOCH?
285
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:38,886
YOU'RE CRUDE, SADISTIC,
AND YOU HAVE A ROTTEN
286
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,396
DISPOSITION... YOU AVAILABLE?
287
00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:45,676
I THINK NOT, WITH THIS I CAN
BUY STOLEN TREASURY PLATES
288
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,747
THAT WILL ALLOW ME
TO PRINT MORE PERFECT
289
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:52,855
COUNTERFEIT MONEY THAN I
CAN EVER SPEND IN A LIFETIME!
290
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,341
ANOTHER DOUBLE-CROSS!
291
00:18:55,410 --> 00:19:00,967
HEY, I DIDN'T DO THAT, I
MEAN, I WISH I HAD, BUT I DIDN'T!
292
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:06,835
WELL, YOU CAN JUST KISS
YOUR HAIRY POOCH, GOODBYE!
293
00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:11,426
♪
294
00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:13,669
STOP THE PRESSES,
STOP THE PRESSES!
295
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:15,430
I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.
296
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:19,951
♪
297
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:48,428
AH-HAHAHAHA, I'VE GOT MONEY
TO BURN AND THIS LITTLE BUNDLE
298
00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:50,189
IS GOING RIGHT IN THE FURNACE.
299
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:56,540
♪
300
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:01,234
SMOKIN'!
301
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:06,205
ALL RIGHT, MISS MONEYBAGS,
IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
302
00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:10,174
ON SECOND THOUGHT, SIC HER.
303
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,109
NO, GET OFF ME, YOU LITTLE &
304
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:18,562
ALL RIGHT, MASK,
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
305
00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:21,565
LOOKS LIKE OUR LITTLE HOMING
DEVICE WORKED PERFECTLY.
306
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:23,774
I STUCK IT IN THE BAG
WHEN I SWITCHED THE MONEY
307
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:27,433
AT THE BANK, I KNEW
YOU'D BE BACK TO PICK IT UP.
308
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:30,505
VERY CLEVER, LIEUTENANT,
EXCEPT FOR ONE MINOR SNAG.
309
00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:33,922
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG CROOK,
THAT LADY IS THE GUY YOU WANT.
310
00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:39,307
YOU SEE, I'VE GOT HER ENTIRE
CONFESSION RIGHT HERE ON TAPE.
311
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,930
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE WISE GUY?
312
00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:47,660
OOH, WAIT, WAIT, I CONFESS
TO THE WHOLE THING.
313
00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:53,079
JUST GET THIS HORRIBLE
LITTLE BEAST OFF ME.
314
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:55,633
WHAT A SCOOP, THE MASK
DEFEATS COUNTERFEITER.
315
00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:59,948
LOCAL COP SCREWS UP AGAIN,
ANY COMMENT, LIEUTENANT?
316
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:04,987
NO... WAIT A MINUTE...
DO I... KNOW YOU?
317
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,543
HEY, DON'T FEEL SO BAD,
LIEUTENANT CALLOWAY.
318
00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:10,338
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME, RIGHT?
319
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:15,895
HERE, HAVE A SOUVENIR,
HEE-HAHAHAHAHAHA.
320
00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:18,000
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT
SIDE, LIEUTENANT.
321
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,727
AT LEAST HE DIDN'T WEDGIE YA.
322
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:25,111
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, CHUMP!
323
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:30,081
WHOA! HA HA HA.
SOMEBODY, STOP ME!
324
00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:37,882
♪
23493
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof