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♪ I'M A LEAN, MEAN,
GREEN MACHINE ♪
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♪ THE MANIAC BEHIND
THE BALLYHOO ♪
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♪ GOT A HYPERACTIVE
MAYHEM GENE ♪
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♪ BUT THAT'S MY GIG,
BABE, IT'S WHAT I DO ♪
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♪ AND I COME
SPINNIN' INTO TOWN ♪
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♪ GOT EVERYONE SEEIN' RED ♪
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♪ BY THE TIME I'M DONE THEY'LL
BE SEEIN' GREEN INSTEAD ♪
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♪ SMOKIN' ♪
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♪ MY CITY'S ACTING
KIND OF EDGY ♪
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♪ TRUST ME TO MAKE
THINGS RIGHT... NOT ♪
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♪ IN THE NEWS ANOTHER
DRIVE-BY-WEDGIE ♪
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♪ FREAKY MONSTERS
LOOKING FOR A FIGHT ♪
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♪ TIME FOR A COSTUME CHANGE ♪
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♪ THEN TAKE 'EM FOR A SPIN ♪
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♪ FOUR-THREE-TWO-ONE-GO ♪
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♪ LET THE GAMES BEGIN ♪
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♪ [SCAT SINGING] ♪
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♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ LISTEN ♪
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♪ I'M NOT ANY
ORDINARY SUPERHERO ♪
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♪ NOT YOUR EVERYDAY
SPANDEX-WEARING ZERO ♪
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♪ DID SOMEONE
SAY IT'S PARTY TIME ♪
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♪ DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK ♪
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♪ ANY TIME... READY
OR NOT LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ I AM THE MASK ♪♪
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MY FELLOW AMERICANS,
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I'M DEEPLY HONORED TO BE
RECEIVING THIS MEDAL TODAY.
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YOU KNOW, HEROISM
IS LIKE ICE CREAM.
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THE MORE YOU LICK
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ENOUGH YOU'RE
NOT GETTING A MEDAL.
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YOU'RE BEING COURT-MARTIALED.
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NOW, SHUT UP AND TAKE THE STAND.
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OH, HE'S SO STRICT.
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YOUR HONOR, THIS MAN
HAS COST THE MILITARY
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MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DUE TO HIS UNRULY ANTICS.
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I OBJECT!
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YOU DENY THE CHARGES?
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NO, I OBJECT TO THAT
COLOGNE YOU'RE WEARING.
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PUEY!
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TELL THE COURT WHAT HAPPENED,
AND START AT THE VERY BEGINNING.
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WELL, IT ALL BEGAN TWO MILLION
YEARS AGO WHEN THE EARTH COOLED.
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AND THEN CAME THE
AGE OF THE DINOSAURS.
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THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL WAS
THE TYRANNOSAURUS REX!
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NOT THAT FAR BACK
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JUST START WITH YOUR
ENLISTMENT IN THE MARINES.
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OKAY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA MISS ALL
THE FUN STUFF WITH THE MONKEYS.
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I WAS BUSY SAVING THE GALAXY
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FROM THE DREADED
SLIME CREATURES.
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TAKE THAT, YOU
MUCK-HEADED MUTANTS!
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AND THEN, I SAW IT.
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THEY WERE RAFFLING OFF
A COMBINATION BOOM BOX,
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BIG SCREEN TV AND YOGURT MAKER!
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AND, I HAD TO HAVE IT!
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OH!
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YES!
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YOU SIGNED YOUR
NAME FIFTY TIMES.
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YOU MUST REALLY WANT THIS.
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OH, I DO, I DO,
I DO, I DO, I DO.
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
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CONGRATULATIONS, NEW RECRUIT.
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WHA!
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YOU'RE NOW A MARINE.
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HEY, WAIT, THERE'S
GOTTA BE A MISTAKE!
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I CAN'T BE IN THE MARINES!
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YOU SEE, I'M WHAT
YOU CALL A FREE SPIRIT.
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FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FREE!
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MARCHING TO A DIFFERENT DRUMMER.
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IN OTHER WORDS, I'M
OUTTA HERE, CHUMPS!
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THEY GIVE YOU ALL YOUR
SHAMPOO AND SOAP FOR FREE!
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FREE TOILETRIES?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
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I'M IN FOR LIFE!
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OH, GOODY.
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I'M YOUR BUNKY,
NORMAN, HE-HE-HE-HE-HE.
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THIS IS SLABHE HAS SOME
MINOR COORDINATION PROBLEMS.
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OUCH, OOH, OW,
THAT SMARTS, HEY, OW.
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AND, THIS IS OLIVER.
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HE'S STILL ADJUSTING
TO MILITARY LIFE.
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SORRY, I USUALLY DON'T GET THIS
EXCITED WHEN I MEET NEW PEOPLE.
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WELL, AFTER MEETING
YOU FELLAS, ALL I CAN SAY IS
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THIS COUNTRY IS IN BIG TROUBLE.
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BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
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THIS BARRACKS IS A
TOTAL FASHION DISASTER!
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IT NEEDS A COMPLETE MAKEOVER.
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THIS HAM BONE
BELONGS IN THE STEW.
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AH, NOW THIS IS WHAT I
CALL "BASIC TRAINING."
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YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT
TO THIS TESTIMONY.
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- IT'S IRRELEVANT AND IMMATERIAL.
- OH, YEAH?
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT A
REALLY BAD TOUPEE.
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OH MY GOSH, IT'S ALIVE!
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I'll GET IT MA!
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THERE, THAT RASCAL WON'T BE
A-GIVIN' YOU NO MORE TROUBLE.
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MWAH!
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WHY... YOU... NOW,
THEN... WHERE WERE WE?
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IT WAS MY FIRST NIGHT
IN THE MARINE CORE.
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AND, WHILE THE
OTHERS SLEPT SOUNDLY
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A TERRIBLE BATTLE
WAS BEING WAGED.
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G-4, MISS... B-2, HIT!
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HEY YOU SUNK MY SUBMARINE!
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO
TURN IN IT'S REALLY LATE.
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SORRY FOR LOSING MY TEMPER.
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOUNG SIR, IT IS LATE.
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AND, I DO NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
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HELLO?
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I'D LIKE TO LEAVE A WAKEUP
CALL FOR AROUND NOONISH, TA!
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OKAY, MAGGOTS... RISE AND SHINE!
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OH... YES, SIR!
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MHM, UH-HUH, MHM.
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WHAT IN THE SAM HILL?
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NO, GIRLS, PLEASE
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NO MORE AUTOGRAPHS,
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
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I SAID, EVERYONE OUT OF BED...
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AND THAT MEANS
YOU, CABBAGE HEAD!
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EXCUSE THE HECK OUT OF ME, BUT
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I LEFT MY WAKEUP CALL
FOR AROUND NOONISH.
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NOT NIGHTISH.
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OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT, WISE GUY.
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YOU JUST EARNED YOUR
SQUAD A 20 MILE MARCH.
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HUT-TWO-THREE-FOUR,
HUT-TWO-THREE-FOUR...
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HUT-TWO-YOW!
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THERE IS NOW
SLEEPING HERE, PRIVATE!
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WELL, NOT ANYMORE THERE ISN'T!
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WELL, MAYBE YOU FIND THIS BORIN'
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MAYBE YOU THINK
YOU COULD DO BETTER.
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WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT
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EVERYONE MARCH TO THE RIGHT!
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YOUR LEFT-YOUR LEFT.
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I SAID, EVERYONE
MARCH TO THE LEFT.
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YOUR RIGHT, YOUR RIGHT.
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SPIN AROUND.
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ONE-TWO.
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HIGH-KICK!
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THREE-FOUR, ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR
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HIGH KICK... ONCE MORE!
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SEE THE SERGEANT WEAR A GOWN,
NICE AND GRACEFUL, DANCE AROUND!
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OH, I FEEL LIKE A
DAINTY BUTTERFLY.
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WATCH ME FLIT AROUND FLIT, FLIT!
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SARGENT COLE,
STOP THAT FLITTING!
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SON, THAT WAS THE
BEST PRECISION DRILL
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I'VE EVER SEEN
FROM A NEW RECRUIT.
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OH, GO ON, SIR
YOU'RE TURNIN' ME RED.
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I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN
CHARGE OF GUARDING
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THE MILITARY'S NEWEST
WEAPON THE AMPHIBIOUS WEASEL,
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OR, AS WE CALL IT THE X-AW?
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HIM?
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BUT, WHAT ABOUT ME?
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM!
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AND FRANKLY, YOU'RE WAY TOO
HIPPY FOR THAT KIND OF GOWN.
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BUT, SINCE YOU WANT
SPECIAL DUTY SO BADLY
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♪
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I AM GONNA GET THAT
GREEN-HEADED FREAK
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IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
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WELL, THERE SHE IS, BOYS.
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THE X-AW.
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A GUARANTEED BABE
MAGNET IF I EVER SAW ONE.
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WHAT SAY WE TAKE IT FOR A SPIN?
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OH, GOSH, I DON'T THINK
WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT,
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PRIVATE MASK.
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WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO GUARD IT.
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YEAH, BESIDES, WE
DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAIL.
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WHAT IF WE GET SEASICK?
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OH, PISH-POSH,
WE'RE MEN OF THE SEA.
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WE'VE GOT SEAWEED IN OUR
BELLIES AND LOBSTERS IN OUR TAILS.
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NOW, LET'S MAN UP AND RIDE!
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♪
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OOH, I KNEW THAT GREEN YAHOO
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WOULD TRY TO PULL
SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS.
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WEIGH ANCHOR!
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1,500 POUNDS!
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A MIGHT ON THE HEAVY SIDE.
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I SAY WE LOSE IT!
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NICE TRY, PRIVATE MASK, BUT
I'M A LITTLE TOO CLEVER FOR
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AHH!
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LET'S SEE THAT THIS BABY CAN DO!
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♪
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THAT'S SOME PRETTY
EXCITING STUFF, HUH, BOSS?
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YES, YES, NOW CONTINUE.
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AHH!
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♪
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AHH!
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THAT'S IT COLE, THIS TIME
I'M SENDING YOU AWAY
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ON EXTRA-SPECIAL DUTY.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS?
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NOT A CHANCE I'll
HAVE MY REVENGE.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT,
YOU STUPID ICE BUZZARDS?
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'LL BE OKAY,
STANDING GUARD ALL BY YOURSELF?
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YOU BET, I'll BE OKAY.
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WHICH IS MORE THAN I
CAN SAY FOR ANYBODY
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WHO TRIES TO MESS
WITH THIS BOAT.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN.
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NIGHTY-NIGHT.
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MAN, I HAD NO IDEA STANDING
GUARD WAS SO BORING!
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WELL, MAYBE SOMETHIN'
GOOD'S PLAYIN'
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ON THE OLD SONAR TONIGHT.
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OH, GOODY, MY "FAVORITE-EST"
CULT SCI-FI MOVIE:
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HULA CREATURES FROM DIMENSION Z.
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YOU KNOW, THEY'RE
RIGHT IT'S NOT JUST A JOB,
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IT'S AN ADVENTURE.
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A FEW SECONDS LATER,
A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE
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CLIMBED ONBOARD THE BOARD, AND
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AHA, SO THAT'S WHEN
YOU TURNED THE X-AW OVER
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TO THAT BAND OF HIGH TECH
PIRATES, AND THAT'S WHEN
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YOU SOLD YOUR COUNTRY
OUT, YOU TRAITOR!
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AND, THAT'S WHAT IT FEEL
LIKE TO HAVE WHIPPED CREAM
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DOWN YOUR SHORTS!
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NOW, HUSH UP AND
LET ME FINISH MY STORY.
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MR. INTRUDER SNUCK
UP REEEAL QUITE LIKE.
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BUT ON ACCOUNT OF MY SUPER
KEEN SENSES AND NERVES OF STEEL,
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I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING.
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UH, EXCUSE ME?
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AHH!
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DON'T EVER DO THAT.
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SORRY.
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IT WAS A KID NAMED BRIAN,
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AND HE WANTED THE X-AW
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FOR HIS SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR.
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MY YOUNG FRIEND,
THE X-AW IS NOT A TOY.
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IT IS A SOPHISTICATED PIECE OF
MILITARY HARDWARE, EMPLOYING
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THE LATEST STEALTH TECHNOLOGY,
AND IT'S WORTH MILLIONS!
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I'll TRADE YOU FOR
THESE BASEBALL CARDS!
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IT'S A DEAL!
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THERE IT IS, PETE YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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NOW, HOOK THIS UP TO THE BOAT
AND WE'LL QUIETLY TOW IT AWAY.
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HERE YA GO, MATE
I'D DO IT MYSELF,
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BUT ME SHINGLES HAVE BEEN
FLARIN' UP SOMETHIN' AWFUL.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH,
BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
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YOU TRADED THE X-AW FOR AN
ORDINARY SET OF BASEBALL CARDS?
230
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OF COURSE, NOT!
231
00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:28,600
THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS!
232
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:32,742
THESE ARE HIGHLY COLLECTABLE
BASEBALL CARDS, JUDGE.
233
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:37,057
FEATURING THE RARE ALONZO
PETTIBONE ALL-STAR CARD!
234
00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,783
YES, ALONZO PETTIBONE
235
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,750
THE GREATEST
SHORTSTOP OF ALL TIME!
236
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,823
ONE SEASON, HE STOLE 83 BASES!
237
00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,973
UNFORTUNATELY, HE ALSO STOLE
FIVE CARS AND A WINNEBAGO,
238
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,277
AND DID THREE
YEARS IN SING SING.
239
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:50,691
HEY, THIS CARD ISN'T FROM
ALONZO'S ALL-STAR TEAM.
240
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,418
IT'S FROM HIS PRISON TEAM!
241
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,835
THAT'S IT, THE TRADE'S OFF.
242
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,768
THIS CARD IS, LIKE,
TOTALLY BOGUS, BUD.
243
00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:08,054
GENTLEMAN, I SHALL RETURN.
244
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:09,952
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, GREEN CHEEKS.
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00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:13,887
EXCEPT TO THE BRIG.
246
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:19,375
HEY, LOOK IT'S THE
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.
247
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,239
MR. PRESIDENT, SIR.
248
00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:38,843
COURT'S IN RECESS.
249
00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:47,852
♪
250
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:58,621
OH, THESE SHOES HURT
ME FEET SOMETHIN' AWFUL.
251
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,935
I'M GONNA HURT YOU IF YOU
DON'T STOP COMPLAINING, PETE.
252
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,626
NOW, HERE'S THE PLAN
253
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,976
WE WALK IN, LOCATE
THE BOAT, AND STEAL IT.
254
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:10,599
AND QUESTIONS?
255
00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:12,221
UH, YEAH.
256
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,775
UH, DO YOU FIND IT EASIER
TO APPLY YOUR LIPSTICK
257
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:17,123
BEFORE YOUR MASCARA
OR AFTERWARDS.
258
00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:25,441
♪
259
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,104
OH, UM... MISS TEACHER,
260
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:35,279
COULD YOU PLEASE LOOK
AT MY SCIENCE PROJECT?
261
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:38,075
GET OUT OF MY OH, I
MEAN, SORRY, DEAR,
262
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,284
BUT I'M IN A BIT OF A HURRY.
263
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,596
SEE... IT'S A
VOICE-ACTIVATED MOUSE TRAP!
264
00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:43,770
IT'S A WHAT?
265
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:49,707
OW!
266
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:50,984
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
267
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:52,503
DO I WIN, HUH, HUH?
268
00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:57,232
I'll LET YOU KNOW
YOU LITTLE BRAT.
269
00:15:57,301 --> 00:16:01,236
♪
270
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:29,643
EXCELLENT, WITH THE
X-AW AT MY COMMAND,
271
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:32,888
I CAN ROB AND PILLAGE
EVERY SHIP IN THE HARBOR!
272
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:38,894
UH, BOSS ♪
273
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:41,483
DUDE, WAIT UP!
274
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:45,418
♪
275
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,293
PARDONNE-MOI, BUT IS THIS THE
WAY TO THE TOUR DE FRANCE?
276
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:07,060
OH, WE LOST HIM GOOD
THAT TIME, LONNIE.
277
00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:11,927
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
278
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:14,171
YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED, MATE.
279
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,656
OH, AM I?
280
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:20,591
♪
281
00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,744
LOCK AND LOAD!
282
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:39,679
♪
283
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:50,896
FIRE ONE!
284
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:02,046
♪
285
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,982
STOP THAT GREEN-HEADED FREAK!
286
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:16,923
LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO PLAY!
287
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:37,392
LET'S SEE, ONE POTATO, TWO
POTATO, THREE POTATO, FOUR... AHH!
288
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:41,292
♪
289
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:51,337
IT'S NOT NICE TO MESS WITH
MR. MASK'S HABERDASHERY.
290
00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:55,237
♪
291
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,809
THE WORD "OOPS" LEAPS TO MIND.
292
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,894
YEAH, TIME FOR A
LITTLE SPORT FISHIN'.
293
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,286
OH, YEAH.
294
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,392
THIS BIG FELLA'S FULL
OF FIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
295
00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:59,128
HIYA, FELLAS... MISS ME?
296
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,682
YOU'RE GUILTY.
297
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:01,786
ME?
298
00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:03,719
NOT YOU, THEM
299
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:08,931
WE'VE BEEN AFTER LONNIE AND
HIS MEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
300
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,071
KEEP AWAY FROM ME,
YOU RABID SNOW CHICKENS!
301
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,971
BACK, BACK I SAY!
302
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:18,182
I HAVE GOT A FILE ON THIS GUY
THAT'LL SEAL HIS COURT-MARTIAL.
303
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:23,118
IT'S AN ACCOUNT OF
EVERYTHING HE'S DONE.
304
00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,983
SERGEANT, THESE
FILES ARE UNREADABLE.
305
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,784
DARN THEM NASTY PENGUINS!
306
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:36,545
YEAH, THE PENGUINS.
307
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:40,135
PRIVATE, YOU'RE A HERO FOR
CAPTURING LONNIE AND HIS GANG
308
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:44,967
AND THAT'S GOOD.
309
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,936
THEN AGAIN, YOU WENT AWOL
FROM THIS COURT-MARTIAL
310
00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:51,560
AND LOST THE X-AW
AND THAT'S BAD.
311
00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:54,839
ON THE OTHER HAND
312
00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:57,256
YADDA-YADDA-YADDA, LOOK,
PAL I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF SIGNS
313
00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:58,878
SO COULD YOU JUST
GET TO THE POINT?
314
00:20:58,947 --> 00:21:00,983
THE POINT IS THE
MILITARY COULD USE
315
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,435
MORE ORIGINAL-THINKING
SOLDIERS, LIKE YOURSELF.
316
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:09,302
SO, YOU'RE GOING TO BE PROMOTED
TO LIEUTENANT... CONGRATULATIONS.
317
00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:12,063
NO, LIEUTENANT, NO!
318
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:15,584
YOU CAN'T!
319
00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:18,725
OKAY, MAGGOT, IT'S CONGA TIME!
320
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:21,901
HUP-AND TWO AND THREE-KICK,
HUP-AND TWO AND THREE-KICK!
321
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,148
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
322
00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:34,431
[SCAT SINGING]
323
00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:52,794
MAMA-MIA, MAMA-MIA!
324
00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:58,869
LUCY, I'M HOME... OPA!
325
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:05,116
♪
326
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:10,294
♪
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