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♪ I GOTCHA WITH
MY WINNIN' SMILE ♪
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♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON
IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪
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♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT
STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪
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♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO,
ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO ♪
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♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP,
SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪
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♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN
FACES LIKE MINE ♪
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♪ DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪
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♪ I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD ♪
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♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME,
YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪
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♪ WHOLESOME AND
KIND, STAID AND REFINED ♪
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♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ ARCH-VILLAINS
AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪
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♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO
DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪
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♪ GREEN GOES WITH
ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪
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♪ WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST
THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪
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♪ OPEN UP WIDE
AND REALLY SHOUT ♪
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♪ OH, LOOK OUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE MASK ♪♪
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SMOKIN'!
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AHA, BREE-HEE-HEE!
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ABOOM-CHICKA, BOOM-CHICKA,
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BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
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WOO!
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AND WHAT A PARTAY IT WAS!
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HEY!
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♪
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YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE, PAL.
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♪
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WHAT A WUSS.
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SPEAKIN' OF WUSSES, TIME
FOR MY MAN'S BEDDY-BYE.
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♪
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OH, MAN, AM I BUSHED.
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I, I NEED SOME SLEEP.
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♪
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IT'S A GOOD THING
IT'S THE WEEKEND.
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I DON'T HAVE TO
BE UP UNTIL NOON.
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♪
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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STANLEY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE
ALWAYS PROMISED YOU'D BABYSIT
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BABY FOR ME
WHENEVER I NEED YOU TO,
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AND HOW I'VE NEVER
TAKEN YOU UP ON IT?
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I HAVE?
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YOU HA..., YOU HAVEN'T WHAT?
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WELL, HARDLY EVER,
BUT NOW I'M DESPERATE.
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I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE
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OF THE LITTLE DARLIN' FOR ME.
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I'M GOING TO ACAPULCO
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FOR THE WHOLE
WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE
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WITH MY DARLIN' HUBBY, CLEM.
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HE'S JUST BECOME
MR. INTERNATIONAL BOWLER.
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♪
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THE WHOLE WEEKEND?
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OH MY, LOOK AT THE TIME!
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OH, I'D LOVE TO
CHITCHAT, BUT I'M LATE
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FOR MY PLANE!
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OH, BABY, YOU BEHAVE
FOR STANLEY NOW.
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OH, WHAT A GOOD
BOY YOU ARE, STANLEY.
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REMEMBER, PUREED BANANAS ARE IN,
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SPINACH IS OUT,
BATH TIME'S AT SIX,
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NO TV PAST SEVEN, AND
LIGHTS OUT BY EIGHT,
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AND NO CARTOONS!
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OH, I NEARLY FORGOT.
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I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF
OUR PET BIRDY, SNAPPER, TOO.
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YOU'RE A GEM,
STANLEY, SEE YA MONDAY!
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♪
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SLOBBERY, OH.
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PAIN IS THE ENEMY.
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I MUST LEARN TO CONQUER IT.
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ONCE I HAVE DONE THAT,
NO FORCE OF NATURE,
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NO WEAPONS SYSTEM
SHALL BE ABLE TO PREVENT
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MY INEVITABLE
CONQUEST OF THE WORLD.
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♪
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MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT
SHOULD EASILY ALLOW ME
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TO WITHSTAND THE
PAIN I'M ABOUT TO INFLICT
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UPON MY BODY.
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HUH?
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♪
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USELESS!
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THE PAIN STILL SEEPS THROUGH!
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♪
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THE ONLY ONE WHO
APPARENTLY SUFFERS
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NO PAIN AT ALL IS
THAT PATHETIC MASK!
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I MUST HAVE HIM TO STUDY!
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BUT BOSS, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
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TO CATCH THE MASK.
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THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
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PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO
EXPERIENCE SOME PAIN
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YOURSELF, HMM?
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NO, NO.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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OH, BUT I SUPPOSE
YOU DO HAVE A POINT.
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PERHAPS I'VE BEEN TOO SUBTLE
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IN MY APPROACH.
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YES!
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I SHALL UNLEASH THE CITY'S
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UNDERWORLD RABBLE UPON
THAT GREEN-FACED BOOR!
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SPREAD THE WORD THROUGHOUT
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THE CRIMINAL GRAPEVINE!
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LET EVERY LOWLIFE HOOD KNOW
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THAT I'M OFFERING...
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A MILLION DOLLAR REWARD?
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
THEY SAID, ALL RIGHT,
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AND ALL WE GOTTA
DO IS CATCH THE MASK.
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♪
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I'M SO SLEEPY.
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NO, I GOTTA STAY AWAKE!
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I CAN'T... I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP.
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♪
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OH, BIRDY.
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BIRDY.
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♪
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BIRDY.
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CHECK'S IN THE MAIL, MRS. PEEN-!
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HUH, BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?
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♪
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BABY?
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THIS IS NO TIME TO
PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK!
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY NOW, BABY!
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BABY, OH, I HOPE
YOU DIDN'T GO...
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BABY, OH MY GOSH!
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FEAR NOT, LITTLE ONE!
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LIFEGUARD MASK WILL RESCUE YOU!
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♪
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HMM?
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BUT FIRST, SPA BREAK!
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SOAKIN'!
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BIRDY!
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HEY, LET'S TRY AND
KEEP THE NOISE LEVEL...
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YOU LITTLE TWUCK,
I COULD STOP YOU
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WITH MY BABY FINGA.
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NOW GO UPSTAIRS,
FIX YOURSELF A BABA,
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AND TUCK YOURSELF IN.
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YOU JUST CAN'T BABY THESE KIDS.
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HEY!
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♪
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THAT WAS EASY!
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YEAH, LIKE TAKIN' CORN
DOGS FROM A BABY.
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THE REWARD'S AS GOOD AS OURS.
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DID SOMEBODY SAY, "REWARD"
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FOR POOR LITTLE MOI?
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HEY!
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H-H-HOW DID HE DO DAT?
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OH, THAT WAS NOTHING!
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WAIT'LL YOU SEE THIS.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUN?
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EJECTOR SEAT!
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UH, THIS CAR DON'T
HAVE NO EJECTOR SEAT.
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IT DOES NOW.
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♪
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MY NAME'S MASK.
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THE MASK.
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♪
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SOMEBODY STOP ME!
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SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP HIM!
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I SHOULD NEVER HAVE RELIED
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ON THESE BUNGLING LOCAL IDIOTS!
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OF COURSE!
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WHY SEND AMATEURS
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WHEN YOU CAN
HAVE THE REAL THING?
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LET'S SEE NOW...
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SAFE CRACKERS, PICKPOCKETS,
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LAWYERS, KIDNAPPERS, AH!
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BOUNTY HUNTERS.
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THE MASK IS AS GOOD AS CAPTURED.
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♪
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NOTHING LIKE A RELAXING DRIVE
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THROUGH RUSH HOUR.
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♪
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NOW THAT'S WHAT I
CALL AN UGLY BABY.
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BABY?
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BIRDY, BIRDY!
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BIRDY!
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♪
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HMM?
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♪
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BIRDY, BIRDY!
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♪
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THIS OUGHT TO BE A BLAST.
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♪
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SMOKIN'!
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LITTLE BIRDY!
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BIRDY!
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♪
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OOPSY.
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♪
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WHOEVER SAID YOU
COULD NEVER BE TOO THIN,
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NEVER TRIED THAT!
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NOW WHERE DID HE GO?
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AH, TEX CLOBBER
AND BAXTER SIMON.
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THE TWO BEST BOUNTY
HUNTERS MONEY CAN BUY.
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CORRECTION.
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I'M THE BEST, PERIOD.
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HUH?
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VOILA.
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STATE OF THE ART
TRAPPING EQUIPMENT
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EMPLOYING THE LATEST
IN COMPUTER AND LASER
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TECHNOLOGY.
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THAT AIN'T CAT PUKE.
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THESE BABIES'LL HANDLE ANYBODY,
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AND I DON'T NEED NO
STINKIN' BATTERIES.
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CLOBBER, YOU ARE
THE VERY DEFINITION
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OF PURE GUTTER TRASH.
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AND PROUD OF IT, PRETTY BOY.
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YOU WANNA TRY ME?
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MY FIFTY DOLLAR MANICURE
ISN'T WORTH RUINING
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OVER THE LIKES OF YOU.
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WHAT?
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WHY, YOU, I...
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN.
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I SUGGEST YOU SAVE
YOUR ENTHUSIASM
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FOR THE MASK.
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NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND BRING HIM TO ME.
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HOW MANY PLACES CAN A BABY HIDE?
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NOT HERE.
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NOT HERE EITHER.
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TAKE A LOAF ON RYE.
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NEEDS MUSTARD!
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GOTCHA!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE TOUGH.
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I'VE TRAPPED LITTLE
BUNNY RABBITS
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THAT PUT UP A BIGGER FIGHT.
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BUNNIES, HUH?
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YOU DON'T SAY?
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WHAT THE?
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WEDGIE FOR A WEENIE!
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GROSS, NO UNDIES.
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PTOOEY!
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COME BACK HERE!
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BABY, NO BABY,
WHEREFORE ART THOU, BABY?
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PERHAPS YOU WERE ABLE TO OUTWIT
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THAT DIMWIT, TEX CLOBBER,
BUT YOU'RE DEALING
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WITH BAXTER SIMON NOW.
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SAY, MISTER.
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THAT'S SOME REMOTE
YOU GOT THERE,
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BUT CHECK THIS ONE OUT.
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WHAT DOES IT DO?
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WORKS MY TV.
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ISN'T THAT LOVELY.
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WELL, WHERE YOU'RE
GOING THERE ISN'T ANY...
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♪
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SLIPPERY LITTLE FELLA, AIN'T YA?
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NOT REALLY, BUT THESE
ELECTRIC EELS ARE.
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HEY, GUESS WHAT GUYS?
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THE BALL GAME'S ON!
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♪
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HMM, RECEPTION'S A LITTLE FUZZY,
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BUT WHAT DO YOU
WANT WITHOUT CABLE?
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SEE YOU AT HALFTIME, BOYS!
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♪
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BIRDY!
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♪
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AH, YES.
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THERE'S THE TRUCK THAT
TOOK THE LITTLE NIPPER.
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♪
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HE'S MINE, TEX!
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00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:00,460
HOGWASH!
256
00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:02,082
I SAW HIM FIRST!
257
00:14:02,151 --> 00:14:07,294
I AM, LIKE, SO POPULAR!
258
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:10,056
I KNOW THIS DRILL!
259
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,299
- GOTCHA!
- YOU'RE FINISHED!
260
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,439
OH!
261
00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:17,926
LITTLE BIRDY!
262
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,617
BIRDY!
263
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:23,552
♪
264
00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:35,529
ME, MASK!
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00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,877
MASK, FRIEND!
266
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:41,811
♪
267
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:53,823
SO, UM, WHICH WAY
TO THE MONKEY HOUSE?
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00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,758
♪
269
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:08,942
HA, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
270
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,357
CAMOUFLAGE?
271
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:12,912
VERY CLEVER, BUT
NOT CLEVER ENOUGH
272
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:15,190
TO FOOL ME.
273
00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:17,468
YOU, MY FRIEND,
HAVE JUST MADE ME
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A VERY WEALTHY MAN.
275
00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:24,095
WAIT, YOU'RE
MAKING A BIG MISTAKE!
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00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:27,996
♪
277
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:40,000
BIRDY!
278
00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:43,114
GOTCHA NOW, YOU GREEN VARMINT!
279
00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:51,709
BIRDY!
280
00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:54,160
YOU'RE A CRAFTY ONE, AIN'T YA?
281
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:56,472
ALWAYS CHANGIN' SHAPE!
282
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,198
WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO TURN INTO
283
00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:01,546
A MILLION BUCKS FOR ME!
284
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,656
BIRDIES!
285
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,627
I GOT YOUR PRECIOUS MASK
286
00:16:13,696 --> 00:16:15,836
RIGHT HERE, PRETORIUS.
287
00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:16,976
PAY UP.
288
00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:19,633
THIS IS THE MASK?
289
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,634
HMM.
290
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:23,603
LET'S JUST SEE, SHALL WE?
291
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,920
THIS IS QUITE A PRANK, BAXTER.
292
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,439
OH, GOOD ONE.
293
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:34,994
A HAHA ON ME.
294
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:37,513
- BUT THAT ISN'T...
- PRECISELY!
295
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:39,515
HE IS USELESS!
296
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:42,794
NO MASK, NO REWARD!
297
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:43,899
DON'T WORRY.
298
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:46,419
BAXTER SIMON
ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN.
299
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:49,422
I'll BRING HIM IN IF IT'S
THE LAST THING I DO!
300
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:51,389
ANOTHER SCREW UP LIKE THIS,
301
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,427
IT MAY VERY WELL BE!
302
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:59,363
SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, MR. IPKISS.
303
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:05,024
BIRDIES!
304
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:06,370
OUT OF MY WAY, TEX!
305
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,303
HE'S MINE!
306
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:12,203
♪
307
00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:15,206
N-NICE KITTY!
308
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:17,208
S-STEADY AS SHE GOES!
309
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:19,624
THERE'S A GOOD FELLOW!
310
00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:24,491
♪
311
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,630
LOOK AT HIM.
312
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,977
HE'S TOYING WITH US.
313
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:33,293
GAGA, GOO GOO, EE-GAGA.
314
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,951
BAXTER DIDN'T REALIZE
HOW CLOSE HE CAME
315
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:38,712
TO ACTUALLY CAPTURING THE MASK,
316
00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:41,681
EH, MR. IPKISS?
317
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,476
BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
318
00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:45,133
YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
319
00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:47,204
BY HELPING ME IN MY STUDY
320
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:50,793
OF PAIN MANAGEMENT,
OR IN THE NAME
321
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,038
OF EMPIRICAL SCIENCE, OF COURSE.
322
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,936
OW, WAIT, WAIT!
323
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,973
THIS CHAIR HURTS!
324
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,975
DON'T I EVEN GET A
CUSHION OR SOMETHING?
325
00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:02,426
YOU FIND THE CHAIR PAINFUL?
326
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:03,530
YES!
327
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,462
AND THAT NOISE YOUR MACHINE
328
00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:05,808
IS MAKING, IT'S...
329
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,569
IT'S LIKE HAVING A
MILLION HOT NEEDLES
330
00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:09,295
STICKIN' IN MY HEAD.
331
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:12,781
HMM, WITHOUT THE
MASK, YOU ARE UNABLE
332
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,715
TO WITHSTAND ANY PAIN AT ALL.
333
00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:19,719
THEREFORE, YOU
ARE WASTING MY TIME.
334
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,341
MY POINT EXACTLY.
335
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:24,655
YOU ARE NOTHING MORE
THAN USELESS DETRITUS,
336
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:29,522
TO BE DISCARDED
LIKE SO MUCH RUBBISH.
337
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:30,592
YEAH. OH.
338
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:32,421
YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
339
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:37,530
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
340
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:41,396
GOODBYE, MR. IPKISS.
341
00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:45,296
♪
342
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,785
BIRDIES!
343
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:58,723
♪
344
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,656
HE'S GOOD!
345
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:03,452
BEST I EVER SEEN.
346
00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:05,765
MAYBE SO, BUT I'M NOT
347
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,871
THROUGH WITH HIM YET.
348
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,702
BIRDIES!
349
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:15,602
THAT LITTLE WORM IS
HEADED OUT TO SEA!
350
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:19,088
♪
351
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:24,680
WHY YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN'!
352
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,648
OUTTA MY WAY!
353
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:31,273
♪
354
00:19:31,342 --> 00:19:34,000
WHAT ARE YOU...
GET, GET OUTTA HERE!
355
00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:39,039
SHOO, SHOO!
356
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,490
BABY, IT'S YOU!
357
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:44,562
AND YOU'RE WEARING THE MASK.
358
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:46,875
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
359
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,946
- BIRDY!
- BIRDY?
360
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,224
OH, YOU WANT THE BIRDY?
361
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:52,293
COME ON.
362
00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:55,124
OKAY, C-COME AND GET IT.
363
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,196
BIRDY.
364
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,369
OKAY, COME ON.
365
00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:02,408
GIVE THE MASK TO UNCLE STANLEY!
366
00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:05,238
BIRDY!
367
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:09,242
B-BIRDY!
368
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:10,933
ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE YA?
369
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:15,214
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
YOUR FUN AND GAMES!
370
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,595
HE'S GONE.
371
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:21,634
THE ONLY ONE
HERE IS THIS RUGRAT.
372
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:25,085
HE OUGHTA BE GOOD FOR
SOME KIND OF RANSOM.
373
00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:28,123
LOOK, TIME TO
TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
374
00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:31,437
IT'S YOU WHO'S ABOUT
TO BE TAKEN OUT, CHUM.
375
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,925
IT'S WHAT YOU CALL
MY, UH, YOU KNOW,
376
00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:40,342
MAGNETIC PERSONALITY.
377
00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:44,139
HMM, IS IT MY IMAGINATION,
OR DOES SOMETHING REALLY
378
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,314
STINK AROUND HERE?
379
00:20:46,383 --> 00:20:49,248
A LITTLE AIR FRESHENER
OUGHTA DO THE TRICK.
380
00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:54,391
♪
381
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,702
OKAY, FELLAS!
382
00:20:55,771 --> 00:21:03,020
WATCH THE... BIRDY!
383
00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:04,987
THEM'S THE ME...,
MEANEST BOUNTY HUNTERS
384
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,782
I EVER DID SEE!
385
00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:09,509
AT LAST, WE ACTUALLY
AGREE ON SOMETHING!
386
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:13,410
♪
387
00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:30,081
OH, FUNNY BIRDY.
388
00:21:31,635 --> 00:21:35,466
♪
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