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[yelling]
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♪ I got ya with
my winning smile ♪
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♪ I'm a living lesson
in flair and style ♪
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♪ You just can't help but
stare at my savoir-faire ♪
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♪ I'm Nouveau,
Deco, Roman-Greco ♪
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♪ Rococo, Barroco ♪
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♪ Be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop ♪
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Somebody stop me!
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♪ Pretty viridian
faces like mine ♪
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Don't come a dime a dozen,
I stand out of the crowd!
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♪ Babe when they made me
Yeah they broke the mold! ♪
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Wholesome and kind, staid
and refined, totally out of my mind!
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♪ Arch-villains
and ne'er-do-wells ♪
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♪ Had better learn to
decorate prison cells ♪
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Green goes with
anything if they ask, see?
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♪ Well there's one last
thing I gotta sing about ♪
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Open up wide and really shout!
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Whoa, look out!
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♪ This is the Mask! ♪♪
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Smokin'!
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Oh, whoa.
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I got to remember to
take this stuff out sooner.
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[groans]
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[growling]
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[screams]
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You're beautiful. Stunning.
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Simply spectacular.
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Thanks, big guy. Couldn't
have said it better myself.
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Now to top it off with the
perfect fashion statement.
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Hmm, no.
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Man, no.
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Nick.
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You're right. Why
mess with perfection?
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[knocking]
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Good evening, sir.
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Interested in a spectacular
deal? Sure you are.
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[chuckles] I'm authorized
to give you a special...
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What a co-winky-dink.
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I'm authorized to give
you the old heave ho.
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There's the hoe.
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And here's the heave.
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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Lock-top Putterware?
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All the shapes and sizes.
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22 decorative colors.
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Come to papa. I've
got to have them all.
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Order me one of everything.
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No, better make it two.
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Never know when
company is coming. See ya!
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I gotta shop, shop, shop
'till I drop, drop, drop.
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[snoring]
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I'm going to need
all those things.
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Yeah, the credit
card is maxed out.
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- [knocking]
- Huh?
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Stanley Ipkiss?
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Yes?
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[all] Sign here.
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Wait. How am I going
to pay for all of this?
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Impressive purchases.
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You seem like a man constantly
striving to realize his full potential.
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Would you like to have
more control over your life?
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That's crossed my mind.
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Then you're just the kind of
man we want in our family.
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The Putterware
sales family that is.
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You can fulfill all your
lifelong dreams and desires.
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Gee, I don't know.
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I've never sold anything before.
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I could train you personally.
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And offer spiritual guidance.
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I've never been very assertive.
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Assertiveness is
something you learn
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on the journey
to self-discovery.
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And I just couldn't walk
door to door all day.
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We'll get you comfortable shoes.
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I guess I don't
have much choice.
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[stammering] Listen...
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Couldn't you go with me to
the first couple of houses?
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The journey to self-empowerment
must be taken alone.
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I'm pushing you out of
the nest to teach you to fly.
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There you go. Fly, fly.
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Fulfill your destiny,
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and remember! No CODs.
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[stammering] Good evening, sir.
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I'm here to offer
you the assurance
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of Putterware food protection.
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Putterware?
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How dare you try to sell
me more of your junk?
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It's ruined my life.
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Putterware sealed
all our food so tight,
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we can't get it out.
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We haven't had a bite
to eat in three months.
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[door slams]
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Good heavens,
you nice young man.
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What on Earth are you selling?
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Why, Putterware, of course.
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Putterware? [scowls]
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Of all the nerve.
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I had a Putterware
party back in 1952.
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Sold it to all of my friends.
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But the stuff was such junk,
they cancelled their orders.
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I got stuck with
every last piece.
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Now, you get your
scrawny carcass out of here.
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You rotten con artist!
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[yelps]
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I've never seen anyone like you.
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Where's your backbone, man?
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If you just exude
confidence and success,
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your customers will pick
up that energy and return it.
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I think the only thing they
want to return is the Putterware.
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No, that's your
resistance. Not theirs.
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Get rid of that negativity.
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I know there's a real salesman
inside you dying to get out.
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Yeah, trust me, I've met him.
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Maybe just this once I could...
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Yeah? What do you want?
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Oh, hello, sir. I
was... [coughs]
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I'm not leaving until you heard
all I have to say about Putterware.
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Why? Are you aware that
Putterware is a dangerous conspiracy
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that threatens our
very way of life?
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Sir, no, sir!
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Then let me acquaint
you with the concept.
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[screams]
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[whimpering]
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[groans]
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Stanley, I've been
trying to call you all night.
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Where have you been?
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Putterware? Door to door?
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Boy, are you a
glutton for punishment.
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[yawns] What do you mean?
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I'm just surprised anyone
opened their door for you.
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Not with the rotting ooze
creature running loose.
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OK, I'll bite.
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What's the rotting
ooze creature, Peggy?
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Well, no one's ever
seen him clearly,
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but he's described as
looking like a giant...
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slimy, rotting stalk of celery.
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[laughing]
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What will your
tabloids stoop to next?
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You cooked up some
pretty fishy stuff on these,
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but this one... really smells.
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- [screams]
- [gasps]
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Stanley!
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Help!
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[gasps]
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Whoa! Help!
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[screaming] Help!
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[yelling]
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Enough with
peddling this plastic.
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I've got bigger fish to fry.
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But first...
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time to dish out
some just desserts.
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Evening, ma'am. Special
agent, Skuzzy Molar.
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Your country needs your help.
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A giant radioactive
meteor has hit near by.
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We plan to break it up and
store it in many airtight containers.
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Tell me, would you happen
to have any Putterware?
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Would I?!
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Here. Take it all.
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Unfortunately, now
that I've told you this,
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you know far too much.
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You have to enter the
witness protection program.
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And you'll have to be relocated.
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[screaming]
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Ma'am, you left
your credit card.
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She needs more
Putterware, anyway.
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She'll thank me for this later.
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I got a report that you refused
to requisition Putterware.
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Is this affirmative, soldier?
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Don't you know mold encroachment is the
biggest threat to our country's borders?
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I'm placing you
under house arrest.
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And lifetime K.P. duty.
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Now, get the potatoes
out of your ears,
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and start peeling, soldier!
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I want your John Hancock on
this Putterware requisition form
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before I transfer
you to Kalamazoo!
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Nice work, sonny...
I mean, marine.
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Ooh, that reminds me.
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[groaning] Let me go!
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[muttering]
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On guard, you
overgrown anchovies.
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Food fight.
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Hmm, not going well.
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Looks like I'll just
have to eat my losses.
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[munching]
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[moans] I'm going
to blow chunks.
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Mm, revolting.
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Nice going.
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Now we'll never know
where those fish came from,
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or whether they have any
connection to the rotting ooze monster.
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You can thank me later, Peg.
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I don't know why, but
I'm in the mood for sushi.
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[groans]
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Hmm.
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- [snoring]
- [knocking]
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Huh?
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Come on, open
up! It's me, Harold!
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We just got your new sales
figures. They're phenomenal.
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You've already outsold every other
Putterware salesman in history combined.
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[muttering] Putterware
history... I did?
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Oh, I did.
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- What are you doing?
- Don't worry.
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You'll come back for
the rest of your stuff.
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Who's "they?"
Where are we going?
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Son, you're being
inducted into the inner circle.
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Only the cream of the
sales crop are invited.
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[chuckles] Your
orientation begins at...
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[man] The Putterware compound.
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A monument to the
accomplishment and genius
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of our founder, Miss
Celia Anne Airtight.
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She personally requested
a meeting with you, Stanley.
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It's a great honor to
be asked to serve her.
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If I can lead the killer
sardines to Putterware,
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I'll be polishing a
Pulitzer for sure.
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What kind of weirdo
would be this fixated
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on a bunch of plastic bowls?
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Celia N. Airtight. Delighted.
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You're quite a salesman, my son.
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Well, you know, I do what I can.
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I have a few
questions about this...
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Of course, of course.
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You burn with curiosity
about how this family was born.
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I was once the top research
scientist for that cellophane colossus...
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Wrapmaster corporation.
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But the short-sighted
fools said my experiments
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in food preservation
were too radical.
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Too unorthodox.
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They booted me out...
for knowing too much.
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I vowed to create my own
food preservation empire.
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But success isn't enough.
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I don't want to just
outsell Wrapmaster.
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I want to destroy them.
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Come. Let me show you how.
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- [beeping]
- [gasps]
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Well, the genius in this
plan was in its simplicity.
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An innocent leftover sandwich...
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found in hundreds of homes.
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But by reversing the
freshness process,
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we make it spoil
at amazing rates...
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until it reformulates...
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into a completely new life form.
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- [gasps]
- [whirrs]
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It's alive!
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Alive!
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[snarling]
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I've turned the tables
and created leftovers
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that eat people.
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[cackles]
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Oh, man. I've got to get
to the Mask somehow.
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Excuse me.
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I'd really like to capture
this moment on film.
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Just let me run home
and get my camera.
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00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,020
But didn't Harold
explain to you?
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When you joined my inner circle,
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00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:40,612
you agreed to renounce
all your worldly possessions.
257
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:48,275
Thanks to you and the
rest of my sales force,
258
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:52,038
Putterware is now in
every corner of the city.
259
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:56,318
Now I can spawn an
entire legion of leftovers,
260
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:58,803
guide them to the
Wrapmaster corporation,
261
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,634
and reduce it to rubble.
262
00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,188
[clattering]
263
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,537
Don't mind me.
264
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,818
Let's go, Peggy.
265
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,578
[snaps]
266
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:22,206
Well, Stanley, why
don't you introduce me
267
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,070
to your little friend?
268
00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:25,795
[chuckles] What a pity.
269
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,143
I thought you were
going to be enlightened.
270
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,248
Now that you know my secrets,
271
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:32,595
thou must be destroyed.
272
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,459
I'd offer you a last meal,
273
00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:37,221
but you're already
going to be one.
274
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,188
[snarling]
275
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,486
[snarling]
276
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,527
[screams]
277
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,884
[clucks]
278
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,822
[snarling]
279
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,206
[both gasp]
280
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,553
- [screaming]
- [snarling]
281
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:57,094
Follow me, my hideous darlings.
282
00:15:57,163 --> 00:16:00,752
Follow me to your destiny.
283
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,659
[snarling]
284
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,977
- Stanley! The vent.
- Right.
285
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:24,845
[shrieks]
286
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,953
OK, come on, Peg. Atta girl.
287
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,557
[Peggy] Hey, Stanley?
Isn't that your stuff?
288
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:56,808
[whimpers]
289
00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:59,225
[barks]
290
00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:02,055
- Milo!
- [panting]
291
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:06,922
I can't believe we got
to catalogue all this junk.
292
00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:10,891
[grunts]
293
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,100
Milo, get me the Mask, boy.
294
00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:14,343
- Come on.
- [barks]
295
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:17,726
[pants]
296
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:20,694
Not that, Milo. Mask.
297
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,217
Put down the flask.
Bring me the Mask.
298
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:28,150
[snarling]
299
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:30,911
I think we need to
speed this along.
300
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,569
[snarling]
301
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,679
Good boy, Milo.
302
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:49,068
I'm not saying it was
cramped in there,
303
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,967
but I just gave myself
a complete physical.
304
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:58,387
I'd like to propose a toast.
305
00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:08,742
Smokin'.
306
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,678
[screaming]
307
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,441
[snarling]
308
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,274
Hey, they're making
pretty good time.
309
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,725
I call that "fast food."
310
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:29,625
Kids, finish your vegetables
before they finish you.
311
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:39,842
[shrieks]
312
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:52,269
One Samurai stir-fry coming up.
313
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:57,515
No, no!
314
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,179
Ho, ho, ho.
315
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,561
You must be the ghost
of Christmas pasta.
316
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,701
[sings]
317
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,358
[moaning]
318
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:24,991
Now that's using the old noodle.
319
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,304
[clucks]
320
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:34,311
Yee-haw! It's a bucking clucker.
321
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,002
Try saying that five times fast
322
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:37,486
without getting
your face slapped.
323
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,635
Now, this is what
I call fly fishing.
324
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,713
[screaming]
325
00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,103
[siren wailing]
326
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,322
I can see the headline...
327
00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:22,876
"Mask spoils leftovers' dinner."
328
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:26,190
Well, my work here is done.
329
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,089
Coco bungo, here I come.
330
00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:31,230
But first...
331
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,153
Come on. Where is it? I
know it's in here somewhere.
332
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:49,455
Aha!
333
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,252
Couldn't leave you
behind, now, could I?
334
00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:58,049
There. Just like I left it.
335
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:02,261
[barking]
336
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:12,167
Sorry, my canine
American compadre.
337
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:18,691
And now it's party time!
338
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,453
Like I'm really gonna
let him have all the fun.
339
00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:28,804
Somebody stop us!
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